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old >>63419240
>Helpful links
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
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First for Bianca's daughter Whitney
>>63454242
mirin man jaw to be honest
So I decided to find out if I should devote more time to In-Play betting. For this I didn't plan to bet big as the sole purpose was to find out if I should bet big in the future. My football knowledge I would class as average I know the main leagues and the top teams in them.
Here is my history from the last 47 hours. I mainly did £2.50 bets as it tended to return around £5, as it was £2.50 I was also not bothered about betting on multiple games. http://imgur.com/nXRgWrd 20/25 Correct.
The method I've been using. Not at all complicated, I will be on Bet365 and have open "Multi View", all I will do is bet on the teams with more DA's (Dangerous Attacks) although you also have to keep an eye on how many shots the teams had. Tend to go for at least double the dangerous attacks than the other team. Then normally go for that team to score next, you will find that some times that team will not have the best of odds for next team to score so check some of the Asian handicaps or other logical bets.
This might have made no sense as I'm extremely tired right now.
I plan to slowly increase how much I bet and see how that goes!
>reddit discovers rball betting
It's like they're in the fucking Stone Age of betting and we are already on the moon.
>>63454252
Would balance my balls on it every time though Great Dane.
>>63454263
You're being very lewd there I feel. VERY lewd
ah, back to comfy weekday /bet/
Any lads got anything worth checking out?
>>63454257
The majority of people on here are hardly shrewd m8
Large staking Vejle Res +0.5 from 2-1 down
>>63454340
Concordia Chiajna
>>63454415
Rball is shit
>>63454242
Awful
>>63454571
>being a virgin
>>63454415
HUP
>>63454476
>rball babbies
>>63454686
How come you don't trip m8?
>>63454685
>liking below average looking caked up slags
>>63454714
Are you honestly telling me if she was hitting on you in a club you would tell her to fuck off? If so I love to see what you consider decent
>>63454729
Obviously I'd have a go on it but her facial aesthetics are not attractive.
>>63454729
>hitting on you
When did you realise you talk like a mong?
>>63454695
Not worth the hassle with SP still about
>Laos to win the first half
>1-0 up in 6 mins
Fantastic.
>>63454245
Top kek
>Recently I've been betting on games which have a solid favourite but are 0-0 at half time and then watching the first few minutes of the second half and if it looks good backing the favourite at better odds than they were pre game - did this with Sporting Lisbon last night and Independiente, both won with goals after the 95th minute haha
You will never be this shrewd.
>>63455039
Its all about fucking common sense desu. Imo dont need all the info and "edge" to profit long term.
>>63455039
Reddit's cracked it, sports betting is easy the favourite obviously wins more than loses so just use common sense and back the favourites that win. + handicaps are for mugs
>>63454991
holy shit hahaha even the muggiest babby here will learn about rball within a week or 2
![600px-hissing-cat_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KAKw1Bk.jpg "600px-hissing-cat_1[1].jpg")
>forgot my mastercard pin so now can't deposit on pinnacle
you win this time technology, but im coming for the bookies' benjamins whether you like it or not
Cheeky £5 on Laos HT @21
I can feel it.
>>63454433
why lad? looks like they're the weaker of the sides and playing on the road
>>63454729
>having sex with sluts
Anyone hoping for some live dota bets for this upcoming match? I guarantee bet365 won't offer odds!
>>63455538
Please have sex
>>63455622
I do, just not with sluts
Has mrfootytips packed it in?
>>63455822
no, technical difficulties with the site
also reminder that he's due a winning accy
>>63455822
Hopefully he went the same way as Brovada and free money
Not Flatanon but follow the horses, very rarely place bets - maybe 10 a year, Kempton 5.40 Colorada EW @7.5 on Betway, just a great price for this horse on this course.
>>63455912
on for addict reasons
>>63455912
Pretty widely tipped, would rather lay
>>63456014
Yeah have it around 5.5 myself but got on at 8, price still seemed too good so threw it in for you lot.
>>63455912
Stick to not placing bets m80
>>63455912
>exit Europe won
What's the deal with the Argentina game (temperley-argentinos). [email protected]?
>inb4 muh fix
anything safe for tonight?
>>63456947
Yesterday in an Argentine a game, a penalty was given in the 90+8' minute when the ball hit someone's face.
I'm not saying it's fixed but it's fixed.
>>63456833
It was a good bet.
>>63456947
also the Huracan-Belgrano game
Belgrano needs 1 point to go into some kind of playoffs and draw is @2.05
>>63457130
Today, i read there are two matches where each team needs one pt to qualify/avoid rrlegation/whatever. One is @2 and one @2.4. I reckon one will happen, probably both
>>63457207
put 5 on huracan desu
Are rball stats different from bet365 in game stats or pretty much the same?
Or is there something that I don't get about rball? Like, why do all of you use it?
Nick Goff @nickgoff79 · 7 hrs7 hours ago
If you have anything to do with football betting and aren't going on holiday this week you're doing it wrong. And I'm doing it so, so wrong.
>>63457305
He's right desu, international break is terrible for betting, rarely make money
>>63457305
>>63457354
Penny punting plebs begone, there's going to be some world value this week. Prices are up and bookies are truly clueless.
TIPPERLEAKS
>>63457305
Laying the draw in both the Argie games
anyone else having trouble logging in to a betway account?
>>63457647
nm, problem solved
keep an eye on belgian u21 games rball, lads
>tfw when the refund is in and you can get comfy for the rest of the match
Temperley vs Argentinos Juniors - Draw - In-play ALL SITES INCLUDING ASIA - Special @ 1.727
Both teams are rolling the ball around with no intention to score. I have been waiting for this game since last night thanks to a heads up from Matt Howard.
Both teams get what they want with a draw - Argentinos Juniors get in the Sudamericana playoff. Temperley don't get relegated.
The tables are wrong. Up to 20th gets Sudamericana playoffs and Temperley would get relegated if they lost and Nueva Chicago won. This is due to Argentina relegation decided on the performance over the last 4 seasons.
Due to the complicated system in Argentina. Foreign punters are unaware of the circumstance, all tables have the match as a nothing game, where as everything is on the line. Shrewd Argentinian punters have knocked the draw down but these incredible circumstances have left this the best bet of the year.
Monumental stakes. Personally I've gone monumental on 0-0 at a better price, watched 20mins, 0 shots, 0 dangerous attacks.
SPECIAL STEAK
>>63457829
On monumental
>>63457866
On earth shattering
OFF THE RICHTER SCALE
James Mckeown I'm on to win almost 100k, ran out of money
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>>63457829
>>63457866
>>63457880
samefag?
do i bet on this?
>>63457907
bullshit
>>63457909
Yeah if you can get 1.5 or above, it's a real special stake
>>63457920
>Temperley vs Argentinos Juniors
fuck it's already started
>>63457829
>best bet of the year
lol
SUPERLENNY HAVE THE DRAW @1.9 IM NOT FUCKING JOKING
who's got the fix?
>>63457934
King of hyperbole
>>63457829
I saw this on betfair sportbook just after it started but now its gone, fuck
>>63457954
On the exchange but try super lenny
>you will never get to bet on iceland and philliphines matches again
>>63457977
You will next year mate. I know these feels.
I want to hibernate until the Ice Value leagues come back (Iceland, Finland, Estonia).
>>63457942
don't see it
It probably ends 1-1 as to not make it too obvious.
Saint Gilloise ressies
>>63458071
line suddenly changed while suspended :(
Reporting these dirty bastards to Federbet
I know it's Argentina but wont they be punished at all for such blatant fixing?
You would think they would at least organise a score draw to make it seem more real.
>>63454257
so what are the flaws in this system, that the odds have already taken into account the DAs each way so you'll never actually have an edge on the bookie? apologies if this is very oobvious
>>63458139
The odds do not take DAs into account instantly.
The bookies dont change odds based on rball.
However people quickly will bet on a team if they are dominating DAs so the odds will change because of this.
It is an okay system but isnt really that reliable. See pic.
It depends how tight/loose you wanna be on your rball betting.
>>63458128
Worth a punt @19s on Betfair
>>63458169
well obviously it's football so anything can happen, we've all seen teams dominate and lose unexpectedly. the question is whether it wins more often than it loses. i'm assuming there must be a flaw in the system otherwise everyone would be using the provided statistics for guaranteed money
>>63458208
rball does work but it's one tool to get value.
>missed a mackers special
Ill
>>63458264
The very existence of PGA hinges on this bet
>>63458139
>>63458208
Rball is an extremely basic snapshot of how the game is going. 2 teams could have 5 shots each but one might have all theirs from inside the box, be great chances and the other team could have all theirs from 30/40 yards and never really threaten and you would think its an equal game. Its a great tool but not great to be solely relied on
>>63458290
Praying for something to go wrong and it ends 1-0.
>>63458310
>>63458328
Why eould you need a noose if you were gonna jump in the canal? Why do you need a canal if you're gonna hang yourself?
>>63458345
Make sure there's no chance of coming back if you just lost 120k like mackers will have
Alloa with 8 (EIGHT) first teamers starting
>>63458366
Source?
>>63457829
on o1.5 @ 18 then
FLOOD LIGHTS HAVE GONE OFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugONx1UVasA
>>63458366
Can't see anything about it on their twitter or fb
James Mckeown 100% killing myself if this gets abandoned
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>>63458481
>tfw you try to press like
HAHAHAHAHA ARGENTINOS JUST SCORED
>>63458538
Do you think we're not following the game?
Lausanne pls ;_;
standard pls
>>63458636
thx bbz x
would die if there was a goal
>>63458602
Don't take tips in which its obvious that the tipper has spent literally 1 minute looking at the game on Soccerway, you're throwing money away lid
please score, be a goal, we would witness the ultimate mackoon meltdown
Even if the teams were trying to score I doubt they would be able to because that pitch looks almost unplayable with all the water
>>63458732
goal IMMINENT
>>63458698
Indeed
I bet 20 euros on the draw, but I would gladly give them up just to see Mackers losing 120k on a single bet
>>63458602
Nick Goff
@nickgoff79
If you're looking at that 1.34 Chesterfield and thinking 'yeah, that's the bet for me' I never want to meet you in real life.
>Goff
>>63458767
He's right even if they are winning.
>>63458767
Can't believe he's a grown man, talks like a teenager on ladbible
That Chesterfield striker is one fat lazy nigger.
>>63458767
Is this guy ironic?
>>63458801
>racism
ON MY KNEES PRAYING FOR A FUCKING GOAL
Will vocaroo the PGA rap for a goal.
standard what a fucking rollercoaster
BEGGING for the 365 goalhorn
0-0 FT
Mackers is up 110k
>6 minutes
Mackers loving this
James Mckeown COMMENTATOR SAID ARGENTINOS GETTING A POINT DOES NOTHING AS IT LEAVES THEM OUT OF THE TOP 18 HAHAHAHHAHAHA ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS
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MACKERS SURREAL. FINNIE GETTING DESTROYED TONIGHT.
If you weren't maxing out credit cards to get on this then this gambling lark isn't for you. A real special stake in asia is beyond rare.
>>63458969
Post slip then.
UAC
A
C
>>63458969
>boasting about being spoonfed by mackers
Thats Christmas this year and next year paid for.
>>63458969
I bet you only put a tenner on you penny punting slug
Up 10k. Cheers Mackers!
Reminder the bet was posted here >>63456947 before Mackers posted it.
What does Finnie look like
up almost 2k, Cheers @Tippeleaks
AND STILL, YOUR REIGNING DEFENDING UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE GAMBLING WORLD, JAMES "MACKERS" McKEOWN
Only a 4 figure day. Annoyed its not 5 tbqh.
>>63459006
Shite
what kind of bookies allows you to put 120k on a bet like that
Only up 3k today zzz
>>63459006
Google image search 'reasonably attractive asian woman' and you'll have your answer
>>63459027
Spread out on asian sites through a broker
>>63459006
>>63459027
Betfair
>>63459027
betfred
MACKERS IS BACK
>>63459048
she looks better in the preview
This was the best bet of all time. In terms of odds, sites trading, lays, totally unparalleled. Mackers is a gif amongst men, a true betting enigma. Bets like this show what a shrewd individual he is and why PGA is my home. Brother.
not really /bet/, but is there any software that would give you an edge in online poker? As in odds calculators etc. Or are the hands in online poker not randomised, so that such calculations would be useless?
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>63459113
>a gif amongst men
Hmmmmmm
>>63459141
Meant God of course, shaking so much can barely type on my phone.
Mackers only down 900k in the last 5 months now.
ANGLES FC 2-1 UP, STILL @7.00
BOOKIES LITERALLY CLUELESS
Need another goal in Belenenses v Tondela like A I R
>>63459134
uhh yes, of course, but obviously it only helps with likelihood to make a hand like a straight etc. it's an aid, you shouldn't use it solely
I have heard about them but I was never interested, do you know any "strategies" or ways to win at card games? Playing alone or with a group of people.
I guess it is something like memorizing the cards?
>>63459174
its portoguese m9 :(
>>63459166
The rball looks like the other team is wiping the floor with them
>>63459166
what the fuck?
just bankrolled DC
>two special stakes in a row
lel nvm congrats m8
>>63459174
thank you based A I R god
>>63459243
What card games?
>>63459166
unreal amounts on U5.5 @1.8
>>63459321
I don't even know the names, the ones in the casinos, poker, blackjack, etc?
I know that in some casinos they have cameras to see if you are "cheating" while playing those games, so cheating must be a system to win
>>63459343
Blackjack you need to learn to count cards. (Only works if the cards arent shuffled every round).
Poker you need to learn pot odds and implied odds and have a general instinct for the game.
>>63459331
Unders is never the bet in any game. Football is about scoring goals
>>63459364
Reddit.
>>63459364
:^)
>>63459364
A football game played perfectly by both teams would end 0-0.
Note: This does not mean every game that ends 0-0 was perfectly played.
>>63459364
Unders is THE bet in nearly all EPL games at the moment
>>63459364
Good point mate
>>63459392
PGA actually.
D O M
>>63459363
What else can you tell me about this? Do you have good source to read and learn?
>>63459395
No it doesn't, Jose
>>63459411
Just google/youtube stuff. I only play blackjack for fun and used to play poker often but never got really into it to a high level.
>>63459420
Yes it does. Every goal comes from a mistake by the other team at some point in the play.
Could never hack poker. Get well too pissed off at cunts getting lucky against me.
Fuck off Bilbao howd you miss the penalty
>>63459437
Talking with some people, I just found that there are some casinos here that are able to 'exploit', there is no security (cams checking players) in the cards area. And the dealers are dumb but good looking woman to get people to play
>>63459486
>ripping off a Mexican casino
Sounds dangerous. You should probably check who owns it.
>>63459395
Paolo Maldini said something similar that the perfect defender would never foul and there would be no goals
>>63459441
Think it's just like a good bet losing, after a while you get used to it if you know you can profit long term.
>>63459486
Well poker is nothing to do with the dealers, its the other players you are facing.
You need to know how many decks they use for Blackjack and if they shuffle after every hand.
>>63459437
Kick off. Kicking off team have a shot straight from it. Keeper is in the perfect position. Sudden gust of wind takes the ball over his head and into the goal. 1-0. Perfect play.
>>63459517
of course all of them are related to drug dealing
>>63459530
I will find that out, thanks. if the decks are shuffled after every hand then it is impossible to 'cheat'?
>>63459166
T E A R S
>>63459585
impossible to count cards which is the best way to "cheat" at blackjack.
Everything else is literal cheating that will at least see you get the shit beaten out of you in the best possible scenario if you are caught.
is /bet/ backing any greyhounds tonight?
>>63459476
THANK YOU BASED BILBAO
>>63459278
Down sickening amounts on Angels. Actually feel sick.
>>63459745
P O S T S L I P
>>63459331
SUMS
>>63459589
>wasn't on the 2/1 fix
utter utter UTTER
>>63459816
Neither were you.
>>63459826
Seething, dac little slug detected.
>hungerford town coming back from 4-0 down to 4-4
LARGE on SW
>>63459844
sw for who
>>63459868
I really hope nobody tells you because if you can't get who he is suggesting you bet on from the context of that post then you just might be one of the most clueless people ever.
>>63459894
ON north leigh, they want their lead back
>>63459894
just tell me fagget
my brothers staying over tonight, which hayao miyazaki movie do you recommend?
>>63459999
Evangelion
Quite a world day today lids, hope you all managed to get into four figures too
>>63460015
thats a series
>>63459999
twink gangbang 5
>>63459999
Howl's Moving Castle, faggot.
>>63460035
Just the 3k for me zzz
Been a long day. Have I missed much lads?
Probably not massive value here but I do feel odds are slightly out.
The European Team Chess Championship starts on Thursday and Russia have been made favourites by the bookies despite a fairly poor showing in the World Chess Team Championships earlier in April, certainly its not outrageous to suggest they bounce back but I'd have had Ukraine, who finished runner up in the World Championships, at least at 3.0 maybe even joint favourites but as it stands you can get them at 4.0 on 365.
Also Armenia are 8.5 and finished 3rd and probably worth a little bet but I doubt they perform as well this time around.
You can find the bet on 365 by going into Specials>World
>>63460434
Argentinian fix, we're all UAC
>>63459166
mong
>>63460450
Nice. Only managed £5k on @ 2.5 earlier myself. Got to take it I guess
reading through /bet/ it seems like i missed a world day
absolute tears
>>63460434
I popped the biggest spot I've ever had earlier. Unreal amounts of puss and blood
imagine staking a special on singbet and getting it voided
Singbet just voided all my draw/under bets, just lost 3k, great.
Any NBA tips today lads?
>>63460434
bet of the year desu
>>63460605
Why the fuck would you bet with sing on that.
>>63460605
>>63460605
unlucky joe lid
>>63459190
shouldn't you win in the long run if you just play value hands?
When will this weather end ffs
>>63460630
Was shaking so much tying to get on, literally could barely type stakes in never mind get on with right sites.
Imagine still using singbet on admin tips
>>63460722
Really don't know why anyone would of risked it. Singbet are utter shit and were bound to void with that liability
>>63460722
Imagine ever using Singbet
>>63460686
Never hopefully
>>63460686
27 C, clear and sunny
>>63460794
Should be some WORLD bets in the u20s if it keeps up tomorrow desu
That void is hit me for 6, off to walk the dog and cry a bit
> b365 commentator for the espanola game
I'm in tears.
>>63461153
@cocolinoneptuno
>>63461153
Knew exactly who it'd be without even watching the stream
He's a legend
>>63461153
it's kind of ruined it now i know he's a minor celebrity and not just a weirdo
>>63461153
>>63461184
Tweet him asking for a shout out. Worked for me a few times
>>63461222
If I do will you approve my membership request for your T4TW FB group?
GoooooooaaaAALLL....GoooooaaalllRAAHH
lmao what a man
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>>63461292
GO get fucked then you fat kissless virgin
Only averaging 313/day in November zzzzz, should be more really
god i miss eastenders
Lillard o36.5 points + assists + rebounds, Portland -1.5 & o207. Guarantee at least 2 of those win
>>63461519
A Brit in Burgerland?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3310497/Duncan-Bannatyne-s-former-accounts-manager-jailed-stealing-8million-Dragons-Den-star-feed-gambling-addiction.html
>dacker than mackers
Tears if you're not on the fix right now.
>>63461545
after portland epic collapse last night (sorry bro) you think they'll come out strong?
