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Previous Thread >>63413320

Upcoming MMA events:
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC FN: Magny vs Gastelum, ONE Championship 35
November 28 - UFC FN: Alves vs Henderson

UFC 193 embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3-F6DcGUsk
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>>63450614
>lawful evil
>chael
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Best highlights videos?

My vote goes for Jose Aldo - "Scarface":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8chBGjXIZo&
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How the fuck is nick Diaz not good he fuckibg beat every motherfucker they gave him
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>>63450614
rumble isn't lawful good.

chaotic neutral should be mayhem and only mayhem
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2015:when people buy tickets to see girls haircuts and holding someone down is fighting
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>>63450744
you can tell she was crying

her old coach said she is emotionally unstable, she couldn't handle the cancer banter just like she couldn't handle high school seniors throwing garbage at her
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>>63450692
The best one I've ever seen was a Royce Gracie highlight about 6 or 7 years ago. I can't find it anywhere now and I've been trying for years. It was basically an early UFC/story of MMA thing, too.The text interludes used the font from Spiderman, and at one point referred to Royce as a "marked man". Those are the only relevant details I can remember ;_;
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>>63450849
Rafael dos Anjos (c) vs. Donald Cerrone
Junior dos Santos vs. Alistair Overeem
Michael Johnson vs. Nate Diaz

i've got tickets to this

FOR FREE
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>>63450956
How good do you suck dick?
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>>63450981
my mouth doesn't open wide so probably not good
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>>63450860
I wonder how easy it would be to pick her up if you're not a manlet
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>people freaking out on social media and reddit over Angela Hill being released

I've seen maybe an Invicta mention in 1% of the mentions about her. Meanwhile people on /heem/ have been calling for her to develop in Invicta for almost a year and sympathetic with the fact that she's had to fight top fighters as a rookie.
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Do you have the patience to troll at 2 comments per year?
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>>63451192
I don't even care about ring girls. I never have. No one's been persuaded by a ring girl into buying a fight except for exceptionally bizarre humans who no one can relate with regardless of who their target of oddness was.

However. As an MMA fan who has bought PPVs, brought 5 bros to a show, thrown UFC parties, I will not be judged by these chucklefucks who saw a Ronda Rousey gif on reddit and decided it was problematic.

If you have a legit concern about ring girls, cool. No one will argue with you because no one really cares that much about them. That isn't a fucking invitation to shit on everything else because your first argument was too fucking stupid for anyone to respond.
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>>63451192
I have the patience to troll at a rate that is unknown at this time
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>>63451156
sorry angela poland is taking over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyN_TmuX3u8
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>>63451431
She is on the main card of:

>>63450956
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Would you?
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>>63451476
too bad holly homely doesn't look like the actress from the ufc 193 video
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>>63451192
top lel
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>>63451476
Yeah senpai, I'm a virgin.
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So is that scumbag Edmund going to get away with not paying his bills
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>>63451476
I dont think I could get an erection, to be quite honest family
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>>63451984
capitalist pigs BTFO
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Nick Diaz beat joe Riggs and Diego Sanchez it's not even questionable
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>>63451476
bad picture

>pic related I would
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>>63452262
It's Dungeons and Dragons' character alignments, it's not got anything to do with how good a fighter they are
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>>63452269
Yeah why not she's in good shape

>>63452278
The bottom line is he hasn't lost in 6 years
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>>63452262
nick diaz couldn't beat his meat
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>>63452302
Yeah doesn't have to with u around fgt
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I seriously must just have no fucking clue about this MMA thing because Dan Henderson was still fucking moving and clearly cognisant when the fight was stopped but apparently it was not only a fine stoppage, but a good one.
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>>63452363
You're mistaken in thinking a fight should only be stopped when a fighter appears to have been killed.
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>>63452374
Except I was fine with that Cummins stoppage, he was taking massive shots constantly.
Hendo however got knocked down and there was this one shot that seemed to momentarily really stun him but otherwise seemed completely fine.
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>>63452381
You're learning...compassion....
...pussy
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>>63452363
Maby because he is 45 years old and just took an insane head kick followed by gnp which caused his eyes to roll back. The only reason he started "comming back" was because Vitor stopped punching him
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is ronda a super hero?
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>>63452520
Nah watch the end of the fight again, Hendo was moving all the while
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>>63452381
>>63452530
Leave /heem/ forever
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>>63452548
Sorry if I don't like this modern system of ending the fight the very second someone looks like they're in trouble but I'm not going to let softcocks like you bully me into thinking professional fighters should be protected like small children
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>>63452569
Hendo pretty much has brain damage at this point, they're not gonna let Vitor viciously pound him out until he's no longer moving.

He fucking went out and that's when it was stopped, anything after is inconsequential.
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>>63452589
Look at this man who's been knocked out, he's practically comatose!
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>>63452530
Did you not see the part where his arms dropped and his eyes rolled back, that's when mario went in, why would he let a 45 year old semi retard get killed.
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>>63452596
>doesn't agree that referees should be trained to stop fights at differing times for different fighters
Nice cherry picked screencap faggot.

>>63452603
Obviously not.
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>>63452603
I turned the fight off the second that shit happened
I am sick of debatable stoppages
God knows why I'd listen to you when you think Gustaffson beat Cormier
>>63452611
Man that was the end of the fight, nothing cherrypicked about it. Hendo is holding on to Vitor and in the process of closing guard.
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>>63452530
>Hendo was moving all the while

You mean there were signs of life?
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>>63452628
That's not the end of the fight, which I posted
Yeah Hendo took a big punch, but why stop it at that exact moment when he recovered absolutely fine literally straight away?
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>>63452638
It wasn't stopped when he recovered you fucking retard, it was stopped as soon as he went floppy and temporarily unconscious.

It was a good stoppage for Henderson. Are you mad because you bet your pocket money on Hendo?
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>>63452638
I think your confusion is that he recovered after that screenshot but the fight was officially over in the mind of the ref at the time of that shot

Diaz 1,3,4
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>>63452638
>recovered absolutely fine
says who? they kept him on the mat, so no telling whether his legs were cooked ramen, not that he wouldve even gotten up, wouldve just been more gnp till he was fully unconscious for longer than...
>literally straight away
he was out cold. trtorts next punch woke him back up. The game is fight until someone is KOed, not "Well, he was KOed, but then he got back up so it's fine let him fight." That's like saying if a race is too close they should continue past the finish line. Fight was over desu senpai get over it you will never suck hendos dick
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>>63452648
I screenshotted it when the ref put his hands on them and officially called the fight.
I'm not frustrated that Hendo lost, I'm just annoyed by the way that stoppages have gone these days. I don't need every fight to be Carwin/Mir but I'd like there to be absolutely no doubt at least.
I mean your point so far seems to basically be "well Hendo is old so you've got to call it the second he's in trouble because he's old, he's old. did I mention that he's old?"
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>>63452669
>out cold
Okay this trolling isn't going to keep working on me, I literally posted the screenshot of him being fine and now you're telling me he was dead on the canvas
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>>63452677
"Fuck brain damage, when I see a fight for free I want to see someone die. So what if Henderson might not be able to speak in two years"
-literally a piece of human garbage

>>63452681
see
>>63452628
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>>63452690
Not to mention it wasn't even the worst stoppage of the night you idiot. Trujillo got his chin tucked right before the stoppage. If you wanna bitch, bitch about that. Hendo was done
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>>63450744
what a loser desu, I hope Rose armbar the shit out of her
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>tfw unbanned and can post with /HEEM/ again
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>>63452750
What did you get banned for?

I posted trap porn and only got temp blocked.
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>>63452803
titposting :(
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>>63450860
>handle high school seniors throwing garbage at her

bet they still reminisce about the time they threw garbage on the ufc girl.
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>>63452884
My mom has Wanderlei's exact tattoo except over her pussy.
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>>63450860
>you can tell she was crying
senpai what the fuck are you fantasizing about?

Anyways, does 'paige' stand a chance, desu? I keep thinking about going through her old fights but I just don't care about sage vanzant.
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>>63450892
aw shucks. let me know if you find it.
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>>63418447
Late response, but that's what I was talking about regarding JRE. The fact is that he's eternally indebted to his guests, so he can't talk shit to them. He has to say
>woah
>fascinating
>that's so interesting
Instead of saying
>that's stupid
>you're retarded
>literally nobody cares about what you're saying right now, because you're patently wrong.
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Remember that time a guy tapped out because he was beating his opponent badly and the ref wouldn't stop it so he sacrificed his victory to save him?
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>>63453003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyBZQlJ8VeA

[Straya triggering intensifies]
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>63452810
i know that feel
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> the most euphoric poster on heem is some strayan shitter who probably trickled in post ufc 190
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>>63453143
It's 2015. You can't be a fan of the UFC and not be a feminist.
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>>63453218
If I fight for the ufc will they pay me in ham?
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>>63453143
>post 190
did honda versus whohaya really bring in people?
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>>63453218
I laughed.
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>>63453218
beards can be an advantage though
>Hides your chin
>Awful sensation for your opponent during grappling
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What's a good torrent site for fight events (old/new, mma/boxing/kickboxing)?
inb4 google
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did aus lose a bet?
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>>63453269
xtremewrestlingtorrents
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>>63453239
Just like 189 gave us a handful of Irish /heem/ regulars, right
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>>63453272
what do you mean?
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>>63453312
But 189 was awesome.

Does anyone even care about 194 at this point? I actually dreamed about McConor getting a 5 second knockout via cheeky left hook. Does anyone else here dream about fights they're looking forward to?
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>>63453312
The ones who were regulars left for a while after 189. Felt pumped and dumped desu.
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>>63453335
Constant whining about the perfectly legit Hendo stoppage
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>>63450614
that by far was the worst embedded i have ever seen

fuck me the amount of ronda shilling was taken to new levels

and it was just history we are all well aware of i guess they are pandering to chicks who will tune in to this one

i almost want holly to win it
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Ronda is legitimately great though. A male Ronda would be better than even GSP.
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>>63453366
she is but no need to suck her clit so hard and holly is a head kick away from winning she is a legitimate threat on the feet
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>>63453366
>>63453380
you are both fucking dumb
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>>63453388
prove us wrong then jamal
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Hi, I heard this the juggalo general.
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>>63453400
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>>63453366
Nick Diaz could beat both and honestly I think he edged George's 3,4,5
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>>63453427
yeah mate forsure put money on it
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>>63453438
Sup you biased faggot if BiCurios George fought anywhere but no cups since 93 Canada he'd get tapped the fuck out real talk
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>>63453354
I thought the beginning was bad, but the rest of it was great. The Reebok thing with the fan letters on the hand wraps was moving.
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>>63450744
This bitch has to be one of the biggest attention whores I've ever seen. Now she has to one up Rose by getting even more attention and doing it for some cancer thing. After she promised it a year ago and didn't do it because she didn't get enough response. Jesus christ I hope Rose breaks her jaw or something.
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>>63453366
But Ronda's striking is absolutely terrible m8, GSP was way more technical. She just rushes her opponents and gets hit a lot. If she actually went against someone who knew how to throw a punch she would get slept
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>>63453495
Rose doesn't have a chance. Rose is shit. Paige is actually quite talented.
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>>63453366
>A male Ronda
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>>63453541
M8 she would beat Nieky Holzken in a kickboxing fight tomorrow and beat Serena Williams in tennis the day after that if she wanted to.
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>>63453354
>I am canadian canadian canadian

>blah blah blah canadian

>blah canadian canadian

I completely agree. You are the most canadian of them all.
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>>63453573
you're prob right
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Name one fighter that actually FOUGHT Nicholas Robert Diaz and won

I'll wait
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how long until UFC is a high school sport?
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>>63453635
bet her tits look awful
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>>63453666
It already is, sort of. My old high school hosts amateur MMA bouts. Like with a cage and an audience and everything. I've never been to one, though, because I have social anxiety and am an agoraphobe.
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>>63453635
wow her accuracy's really bad, she was nowhere near hitting that bag
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>>63453395
Ronda is trash, she has absolutely no idea how to strike which was GSPs base, he then added great ground game. She was on the same level as Ryan Bader in Judo. And Holly is trash, her titles are paper, she had a split decision against raquel pennington or whatever she is called
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>>63453708
>she has absolutely no idea how to strike which was GSPs base
GSP's base was wrestling, you muslim shit.
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>>63453752
Kyukoshin karate lad
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>>63453666
>13 year old kids forced to eat copious amounts of alpha brain and dolce whey every day, and cut 20 lbs before fights
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20,000 calorie Strongman diet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs40BtGpuCA
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>>63453845
>implying he counts calories
Im sure he doesnt even eat half of that
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>>63453893
hater alert
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>>63453845
Not a great video, guys, I posted it before I watched it. Sorry :(
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>>63453845
>>63453904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olok9uJ9qRw&ab_channel=Munchies

this one is better
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will the ufc be getting permission from the native land owners to fight in australia?
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>>63453752
this is how you detect mma babbies
get back to post sage, connor and paige van zant pictures, you little faggot
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>>63453752
>GSP's base was wrestling

m8...
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>>63453949
Sage is going to go far, though, and dominate with unrivaled athleticism like no one we've seen yet.

And I'm not an MMA babby, I've been following MMA since UFC 100, so come at me.
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>>63454049
>like no one we've seen yet.
>we
no. that you've seen. you're a sad ignorant clueless baby.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-onU6cqcs0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39rSOmwIIkk
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>>63454049
How can one man be so beautiful?
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>>63454049

>And I'm not an MMA babby, I've been following MMA since UFC 100

m8
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How do you want your gravity senpai?
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>>63454122
based
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>>63454122
>>63454268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv9ue9Bn7LI
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>Some have even likened him to Muhammad Ali and perhaps he is, without the achievements, rivalries, opponents, charisma, intelligence, influence, stances and relevance in his own time, never mind to history.
>thetimes.co.uk/tto/irishnews/sport/article4608320.ece?shareToken=306602cebc4db5defc5f34e49c6b33ff
Ouch.
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>>63454290

Someone is a Mendes fan
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>>63454290
the same could almost be said about rousey but she has inspired a lot of women and girls and changed an entire sport
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>>63454290
he's right tbf
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>>63450614
>implying AJ is lawful good
>implying CPS is lawful evil
>implying the team captain isn't good
Matt Brown is perfect though.
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>>63454290
>intelligence
Now he's just plain mad.
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Rogan is a marketing genius. All this hyperbole makes you either hate or love Rousey, and either way you will probably talk about her and watch.
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>>63454290
The Irish turning on their own?
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>>63454387
McGregor is pretty stupid though. He likened himself to a soldier because he beats up foreigners in MMA where a referee and teams of doctors can save him at any given moment.
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>>63454290
>>63454335
that's why these comparisons to Tyson or Ali are asinine. Unless someone from OUTSIDE the sport says it, maybe that'll be more legit, but even then I'm not sure.
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>>63454411

>Tyson

But McGOAT has actually beaten someone decent
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>>63454387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzp1xb41U40

>>63454405
I'd like to think he's just trying to say things that will make him sound cool and doesn't actually believe that stuff, but maybe he really is that self-absorbed.
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>>63454290
top kek this is why MMA media is complete trash, all of them are in the UFCs pocket and toe the party line for fear of getting blacklisted.
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could you imagine being this deluded
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>>63454418
That doesn't mean he's comparable on any meaningful level as cultural figures. Tyson is an iconic image.
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>>63454405
He's just talking shit. You should understand that by now. When was Ali ever particularly intelligent or insightful, at least enough to be recognized for it?
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>>63454420

>What can i do in the next 16 years
>Get ready to meet god

dropped
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>>63454428
>He's just talking shit.
Does that mean we shouldn't pay him any heed at all? How about when he calls Dennis Siver a Nazi or says he'd kill any man unfit to work after riding into a Brazilian favela on horseback?
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>>63454418
i meant Tyson>Ronda or Ali>McGregor

the point is that i had to shut off UFC "Embedded" because it was one entire intro of people circlejerking RONDA IS ONE IN A BILLION, SHE IS A BEAST, THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT FEMALE TO HAVE EVER LACED UP A REEBOK KIT, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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>>63454420
>we spend most of our lives doing nothing
>we don't have a lot of time on this earth
>god created everything

So what exactly was this video supposed to prove?
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>>63454439
Yeah, I was expecting something good with all that build up, and then he just started saying dumb shit like "how can this glass be real if god's not real"
funny how so many people didn't raise their hand out of pity
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>>63454447
>Does that mean we shouldn't pay him any heed at all?
I didn't say that. Pay attention to him or don't. It doesn't matter.

>How about when he calls Dennis Siver a Nazi or says he'd kill any man unfit to work after riding into a Brazilian favela on horseback?
More shit talking. He isn't exactly going far off the path that Chael Sonnen used to walk.
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>>63454460
was just trying to steal some more of your finite time on this earth m8
you should use it wisely, since you only have until I decide to track you down
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>>63454468
I just think it can hamper the progression of the sport as a part of mainstream culture, is all. It's not a great look.
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>>63453366
lol no. There's a reason why you don't see any male judo olympians as champs or even in line for the belt.
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>>63453366

>A male Ronda would be better than even GSP.

So Sexyama?

Oh wait he's shit
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Take some youtubes
>Rockhold training
http://youtu.be/tFWCR-UNQgA
>Aldo hitting heavy bag
http://youtu.be/cGsSNmOycWc
>Dan hardy breaks down JJ vs Letourneau
http://youtu.be/yMfHDQRnwDE
>JJ training
http://youtu.be/9FRmMU917Ko
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>>63453265


Roy Nelson unironically grows that beard for chin padding.
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>>63453366
A male Ronda would learn things like boxing, footwork, and proper cage cutting.
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>>63450860
I wish garbage being thrown on me was the worst thing that happened to me in high school. This broad needs to check her privilege, tbqh.
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>>63454548
It's okay honey, you can tell us what happened
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>>63450744
>I think you'd get more donations to not chop your hair off
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>>63453366


It would literally be Karo Parisyan and fare just as well.
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>>63454501
I just want to say that I appreciate your level of dedication to every thread, countdown bro desu senpai
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>>63450744
Whyyyyyy I love Paige's hair
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>>63454548
W-what's the worst thing that happened to you?

A really evil girl once tried to get me beaten up. Her best friend was dating the toughest dude in school unbeknownst to me, and she knew I liked her, so one day she said she would help me find her to ask her out. Then after class she lead me to her and she was with what's his face but I didn't notice because they were kind of in a group and she told me to go up to her and ask her out so I did and it was really awkward but luckily he had always respected me for some reason and didn't kick the shit out of me. I went back to the mean girl and asked her what the fuck and she swore she didn't know her best friend was already dating someone. But this was in middle school and it's my worst thing.
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>>63454425
I remember when the UFC blacklisted the folks from Inside MMA, that Bas Rutten network that puts some fights as well.
UFC wouldn't let them show highlights or even more than three stills per fight.
They've walking hand in hand for over 4 years now and bas is so tame he became a reddit-meme tier version of his old self
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Looks like GSP is definitely coming back
http://youtu.be/yu7mNmqJJ10
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>>63454705
unarmed naval missile test breh
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>>63454728
Do you actually believe that?
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>>63454676
sorry to hear that, i was just memeing tbqh. high school was a blasty blast. middle school not so great, due to me being husky and some gyno (im not that gyno bro from last week) but that was just your average pick on fatty kind of teasing.
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>>63450744
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>>63454819
She's going all out!
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>>63454819
wtf
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>>63454819
>>63454826
>TWITTER CHAMP
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>>63454826
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>1 donation
>$571
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>>63454905
what's with the 1 week stipulation?
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>>63454918
So she can still raise some money but not enough that she has to cut off her hair
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Ausbro can you repost your ufc.tv python script to pasebin pls
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I don't see why PVZ Is getting hate. Rose cut off her hair so she could be a better fighter. It was actually quite selfish. PVZ tries to cut her hair and make a lot of money for cancer patients and she gets hated on. Bunch of goofs.
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>tfw no gf
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>>63454946
- she said she would do it when signed to the ufc...didn't do it
- she said she would do it after her first ufc fight...didn't do it
- she posted something about "there has to be a way to help and still keep my hair " before deleting it
- she said she would do it, but a week after her last fight when the spotlight was off of her, she was quiet
- rose shaved her head
- paige reluctantly says that she will cut her hair if people donate 10k in a week
- now she is trying to callout the other girls to shave their heads

>>63447390
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>>63454946
They're jealous.
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>>63454819
LOOK AT ME PLEASE
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>>63454946
no, just... no
>quite selfish
by your logic, if you wake up everyday and has breakfast, you're also selfish
fuck you

Also Paige she's whoring for attention riding on the little hype rose created
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where's the rich Ameribro?

He could easily donate PVZ the 10 gs and make it to the /heem/ Hall of Fame desu senpai
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Too bad those cancer kids she made a promise to last year are dead now.
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Better a shaved head than a skrillex haircut.
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How many of these kicks you guys think it would take to kill McGregor? Kek
dude is so dead
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>>63454962
Lol, you are sexist af tbqh
>>63454982
Nice false equivalency. Rose could have used cutting her hair to raise money for people who need it, nobody is paying charities for me eating some corn flakes.
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>>63454987
>not paying her to have /heem/ shaved onto her head
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>>63455019
you selfish fuck could've donated the cornflakes. Kids in Africa are starving.
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>chop

she's not even going to shave it bald like a cancer patient

i wish karma existed and some make-a-wish kid asked for paige to shave her head as their dying wish, and then paige got ovarian cancer
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>>63455011
sorry forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTVMOIlwIVk
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I, for one, am not going to put up with you autists making fun of Paige. She was a girl who endured bullying growing up and a lot of torment in High School. She deserves our upmost respect and sympathy now.

If you don't agree with me, then get in my guard bro
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>>63455037
I was considering taking that angle and calling it selfish to eat breakfast tbqh but if I kept donating cornflakes I wouldn't be able to sustain myself and provide a greater good over a longer period.
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>>63454819
that's exactly what dana wants
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>>63454905
>These bills get overwhelming and usually there is no income during this difficult time.

MURICA. Why the fuck do I pay ~50% federal, state and local tax?
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>>63454962
Are they watching Intervention?
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>YFW sage's family donates the 10K to charity and he becomes the hero
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>>63454851
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>>63455073
you have a couple of wars to finance.
also don't forget to donate to your nearest veteran shelter.
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>>63455184
ah yes dropping bombs on syrians, yemenis and libyans (some of whom are probably kids with cancer) isn't cheap
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>>63455166
is this being spammed on her pages? cause it should be
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>tfw i could heem every here
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>>63455259
>tfw could shoot a double that would break your legs
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>>63455254
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>>63455288
how old is that though?
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>>63455254
She can't keep getting away with this. If she thinks just chopping her hair will end this she has another think coming.
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Did Rose just make it on Dana's Goof list?
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Of all the people doing actual awful things that harm other people, you autists are sperging out because Paige is raising money for charity, just not when she said she would at first.
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>>63455354
Its been a slow month, we need to keep ourselves busy
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>>63455354
It's much harder to make the criminals in banking and government cry.
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>>63455131
what is he wearing
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>>63455415
REEBOK (really)
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>>63455131
His sperm should be harvested.
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>>63455442
I'll harvest it. For free.
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>>63455457
Yeah but you'll just swallow all of it.
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>>63453438

fucking kids trying to talk like schaub.

Even Rogan does it now.
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>>63453611

why hasn't anyone told her that she looks like a mong when she throws punches like that.
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>>63454213

I still don't understand how he did this without an anti-grav belt or some cables.

needs a slow motion.
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>>63455578
>>63455599
>>63455620
samefag
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>>63455620

How does he do this?

https://instagram.com/p/92fdytKGi4/
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>>63455649
on his way to snap city imo
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>>63454905
We'll get to the bottom of this.
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>>63455649
Pretty funny actually
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>>63455750
>>63455763
he's so un/fa/ tho
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I tried listening to Fighter and the Kid like you guya recommended when I asked for a MMA podcast and they've talking for 15 minutes about some rapper's dick and how big it is.

What the fuck is wrong with them?
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>>63455354
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>>63455785

it's a part of their creed, you have to learn everything, which includes lengthy (pun huehue) discussions on black dicks.
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>>63455807
They talked at length about Bieber's dick too so don't make this a BBC thing. Men in general, and there have been studies on this [/Bryan Callen voice], are preoccupied with the size of other men's penises. It's part of our nature.

And Schaub always says it's not an MMA podcast, it's a comedy podcast.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446621605091.webm
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>>63455921
There is nothing wrong with admiring another mans dick in a completely non sexual way. Bieber has a good sized piece tbqph.
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>>63455880
>say you cut your hair if you make it to the UFC for @cancer
>back out and never bring it up when you do
>raise 10K in eight days and I will
>"if I raise the 10K then I raised money and shaved my head for +Karma"
>"if I don't raise the 10K in a short amount of time then I don't do it and donate a check at some point"
>meanwhile Rose is a baldie and didn't raise money for cancer

Can't Cage the Paige
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>>63455921
I literally burst into treats Everytime I see that webm
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Great discussion. What's next, Tecia Torres doing the Ice Bucket "Challenge?"
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>>63456077
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446717007862.webm
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>>63456077
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i just realized jon jones has never rematched anyone
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>>63456126
>trying to knockout Frankie

Good thing that wasn't Schaub.
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>>63456077
You should check out r/mma. Their in depth MMA discussion and debate should suit your interests better.
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>>63455952
>>63455921

Hey dude, I love dicks but I was not expecting two "straight" guys casually discussing dicks so much going into details and stuff. It's not something people normally talk about even if they're doing it for comedic value, and they don't seem to be making jokes as much as admiring it.

You guys wouldn't casually discuss in detail what a vagina looks like for 20+ minutes, would you?
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>>63456126
that felt like a cotton ball compared to the upkick from benson
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>>63456126
pretty dangerous and irresponsible to have those kids up there imo
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>>63455045
I would pass your guard in seconds to be honest.
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>>63456216
his kids have godly chins it's okay

also speaking of which diego is going to run over lamas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb5wKoLHZ6U
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MMA betters: what percentage of your account balance are you putting on the ronda/joanna parlay?
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>>63456265

I have about 100 dollars on Holly just for funsies.

Only a fool would bet against JJ doe.
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsqnPkBRAu4
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