/nfl/
SF:Blaine Gabbert engineers upset of the Falcons
PHI:Nelson Agholor (ankle) inactive for SNF
PIT:Report: Big Ben should only miss 1-2 weeks
NE:Report: Dion Lewis has 'loose' ACL, needs MRI
BUF:Shady (shoulder) expected to undergo an MRI
NE:'Hope' is Dion Lewis suffered just MCL sprain
CAR:Cam dismantles Packers with four total scores
PIT:Antonio Brown posts stratospheric 306 yards
MIA:Lamar Miller totals 141 yards, 2 TDs in loss
TEN:Mariota throws for 371 yards, 4 TDs in OT win
MIN:Adrian Peterson totals 143 yards, TD in win
BUF:Shady (shoulder) says he'll be 'fine' for TNF
CIN: Bengals are da bomb
FIRST FOR JEBUS OF /a/ IS A PRUDE
Three first round talents :^)
>7 posts early
Attention starved Redditor tripfaggots, everyone!
>tfw RELAXing
Yeah losing 2 in a row sucks, but still
R E L A X
nth for TYBC
nth for FUCK YOU RAIDERS SECONDARY
Bengals will finish the season 11-5 and lose in the wildcard round again
WAS GETTING THE STARTING POSITION PART OF YOUR PLAN
>blaine gabbert won a professional football game today
>>63450643
>Are the playoffs settled?
>Puts two '/' in the results
I'm going to go with no
>>63450663
The divisions are settled though.
>>63450646
>throwing your team under the bus to prop up your mediocre white QB
face it, the raiders as a team are a joke and it always starts at the quarterback position
until you get a real winner under center you'll always be a shitty team
This team is a wreck bros, I don't know what to feel
>>63450674
AFCS, NFCE, and NFCN are all up for grabs
>Blaine Gabbert wins in October and November: 1
>Cowkek wins in October and November: 0
So what was more embarrassing, 18-1 or Atlanta getting BTFO by Blaine fucking Gabbert?
>>63450725
how is that even a contest
18-1
>"faggots" humor
TYBC, Crabs, and Coop
Damn it Carrie why you gotta bet hurt, at least nate allen is back next week and Hadden moves to nickle
>tfw pretty sad about Broncos loss and do not even have the motivation to post my favorite memes, combos, or peypey copypasta's
>>63450725
to be fair, the Pats were limping into that owl
>all those close wins after putting up 50 a game all of September
>>63450760
Peyton is fucking done. That game against the Packers looks more and more like a fluke.
At least Jameis looked good again.
If only we didn't have the worst secondary, linebackers, and defensive line in the NFL though. It would also be nice if Mike Evans could catch the ball.
>>63450646
Their secondary could have played better and hopefully they'll learn some lessons from today's game but if the dude for the raiders didn't fumble the football on that kick return and set up Pittsburgh with first and goal yardage, the Raiders would have probably walked out with the win. It was a lucky hit with the helmet right on the guys arm carrying the ball that saved the day for the Steelers imo senpai.
Fuck, thanks Blaine for booting us out of a top 5 pick. This is just going to elongate Tomsula's tenure to where he'll be fired sometime during the bye next season.
oh hey guy's what's up?
you can all fucking kiss my ass
>>63450690
NFCS too, after we expose the panties in 5 weeks
>another patriots Superbowl year
It's not fair
>>63450684
>2011, went 15-1, lost in divisional playoffs
>2010, went 10-6, won super bowl
as long as they make the playoffs and peak at the right time, it's fine
>>63450684
How many games suspension for pokin a nigga in the eye?
Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk
>>63450725
you're becoming a little obsessed laddie
>>63450690
>AFCS 'champ'
Will the clots win another game out of the Division this season?
>>63450683
here's the reply you so desperately want
>>63450792
The only thing that should be kissing your ass is that football you promised senpai
>>63450792
i'd kiss the football that'll be shoved up your ass
>>63450792
pay up bitch
>>63450725
18-1 by far, why is this even a question?
>Atlanta getting BTFO by Blaine fucking Gabbert?
really nigga, i'm a 49er fan and that shit was far from a blow out
Devonta Freeman did get BTFO though
>12 for 12
keke
Jesus Christ, if I see one more of those stupid Truth commercials I'm gonna take up smoking just to spite them
>>63450790
>mfw the Cowboys get the #1 pick
Packers are still an elite team
>>63450645
still a 13-3 team
R-E-L-A-X
>>63450778
hes just trying to make the pats underestimate him
>>63450780
James places the ball in Mike's hands proceeds to drop it.
>>63450792
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>63450837
>>63450778
It was mostly defense that fucked up tonight
>>63450792
>>63450792
Shove that football up your ass like you said you would faggot
>>63450792
What's up? The pigskin up in ur bum m8
>>63450645
You know how hard it is to relax when Arods quick release gets countered by a Dline that runs right through that oline and defenders that can cover receivers right off the line
What are the play schemes and where is the defense
>>63450792
>Lake only shows up when /nfl/ is almost dead for the night
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T
So which team do you guys think Kaepernick should go to?
The obvious answer is Oakland, but what other teams could be possibilities?
>>63450683
>>63450895
He'll restructure to minimum and back up Wilson.
>>63450792
Eternal Faggot
>>63450895
He will never be a starter again. Will be on the street w 2 weeks after being cut
>>63450895
Hes gotta go somewhere where they literally have dogshit at QB.
So probably Houston.
>>63450895
As an actual Niners fan idk what you're even trying to do with this Carr hate
>>63450895
Dallass?
Keks romo and then crashes and burns the faggot tram to this ground
>6timeouts in the second half
>unlimited ref ball
LMFAO COWSHITS
>>63450895
Philly
>>63450895
oakland would be perfect for him, it's really all the raiders need to finally be a complete team in my opinion
>>63450792
>Losing to Blaine Gabbert
O IM LAFFIN
>>63450895
Dallas.
Money and swag lives there
>>63450792
I'm sorry :(
>not having 9.5 sacks
>>63450895
Texans, though I think he'd fit the Chip Kelly system well
Had to sacrifice a loss for the upcoming Owl win tbf lads
>>63450895
How is Oakland the obvious answer now that they have Carr?
>>63450856
Well it's true they didn't bail them out like they have all season but I really expected a bit more from the rushing attack this week. I missed the very start of the game but didn't the offense have three straight three and outs? Over the course of the game they were unproductive as well too many punts and of course the turnovers from Peyton.
>>63450932
or dallas
>>63450932
Nope, faggot Bill Obrien will draft Hackenbeg.
>>63450826
>>63450828
>>63450824
>>63450869
>>63450874
oh hey
that's physically impossible
oh no wait i'll destroy my rectum for memes
right
instead, here's my trip
Lake ##fuckface
>>63450988
carr is fucking awful and doesn't belong in oakland, he'd be much better on the niners I think
Browns are going to sign Kaep and hire Sean Payton
Believe it famfam
>All offseason mayo says that Logan Ryan would be gud
>he turns out to be gud
Hmmm
>>63451001
who said it had to be an official-sized football
1. Allen Robinson
2. Odell Beckham Jr
3. Allen Hurns
4. Brandon Cooks
5. Donte Moncrief
6. Jarvis Landry
7. John Brown
8. Mike Evans
.
.
8999. Philly Brown
.
.
9001. Jordan Matthews
9002. Martavius Bryant
9003. Marqise Lee
.
.
.
89999999999. Shit Cake
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900000000000001. Sammy Watkins
*lyl. Kelvin Benjamin
>>63450997
Not if Dallas drafts him first.
>>63450973
If Bradford makes the playoffs, they won't take him. If they don't. Then philly.
Houston is my next choice
My girlfriend was supposed to watch the Colts game with me but she had to go for her piano lessons (I didn't know she played piano).
her teacher's a nice guy. really tall black dude named jamaal, friendly guy always hugging her and shit haha.
glad my colts were able to put up the win though! called my gf to tell her the news but jamaal answered and told me she's busy with fingering practice. hope i get to see her perform one of these days myself.
>>63451008
>Carr is fucking awful
by what fucking measure? He's been playing lights out all year. Definitely a top 10 QB already and it's only his second year
>>63451029
Fuk you
Sammy just needs more attention, his game today showed it
He should prob stop being so fragile though
>>63451055
Clops fans dont have girlfriends
>>63451021
Shut up nigger I'm the blind wizard here I just got lakes bussy rekt
>>63451055
1/10
Terrible tbqh
See me after class
>>63451038
I'm thinking Bradford's knees will explode before the playoffs
>>63450714
>kap
>with a solid OL
>receivers that aren't mediocre
he might actually learn to into more than one read :^)
>>63451056
This guy is a salty as fuck niners fan who thinks he's entitled to winning. Now he wants the new shiny toy in the bay >Carr
>>63451029
dude Matthews fucking stepped up today, get outta here with your trashy Weeb rankings
>>63451055
Bronkeks discussing their sexual fantasies
>The best team that the pats have beaten are the jets
no wonder their fans are screaming 19-0
Pats confirmed for super bowl 50 winners.
Did someone say Mariota is the future hall of famer and greatest qb of all time who'll lead the Titans to 5 superb owls?!?!?!?!?!
>>63451001
just deflate the ball you fucking fraud
im sure all the huge nigger cock you take will make it easier
>>63451122
Nice dubs
Where did this meme that the pats are better than the Bengals come from?
>>63451076
Remember when you hyped up Malecum Buttler?
Based Ryan is better than him.
>>63451122
Fuck
Counter dubs and the cheats go one and done
>>63451029
>8. Mike Evans
Nice meme buddy Mike Evans is a fucking bust
>>63451055
Keep crying. Luck is going to kick ass from here on out
>>63451160
When the hell were the Bungholes ever better than the Patriots?
>>63450895
he should go to the bengals after andy dalton one-and-dones for the 5th time
>>63451160
From reality.
>>63451144
Likewise ;)
>>63450784
oh yeah no doubt, we turned the ball over like mad
but 35 points should be enough to win the game, and you should never give up nearly 300yds to a WR.
Is Blaine Gabbert Elite?
Is he, dare I say it, a cowboy killer?!?
>>63450988
he's baiting
>>63450895
Please please please come to Oakland and save us from constantly losing, tired of starting a proven bust at QB every week knowing that a superior proven winning QB is just a few miles away.
>>63451160
Anybody who actually watches the games.
webm guys
web fucking m's please
>>63451232
lol got you fuckface
eat shit
>>63451220
if he isn't seriously hurt this nigga will DROTY
There is a chance the Pats could either lose to the Giants next week but win the superbowl later with an 18-1 record.
Really only the Giants and Broncos has a chance. Not counting if anyone gets seriously hurt now until the end of the season.
>>63451246
>CarelessLeadingHumpbackwhale.webm
god I love randomly generated webm names
>>63451270
fuck the giants
>>63451160
Stop.
>>63451297
which superbowl are you still mad at?
>>63451130
My memes are so stale this diddler irrelevant posts them everyday
Lamarcus Joyner said all the right things in postgame.
>>63451299
There is literally no statistic that butler is better in
Faggót
Be honest with me.
Will the Panthers win the owl?
I know nothing aside from the game rules.
>>63451394
They're the most likely to, considering their cupcake scheule
>>63451220
Can we just play all d line and linebackers
Mutha fucking
Fletcher cox
Brandon bair
Beau Allen
Bennie logan
Cedric Thornton
Brandon grahamn
Connie barwin
Kiko Alonso
Demeco Ryans
Jordan Hicks
Mychal Kendricks
Fuck it drop 2 and keep our BESTSAFETY DUO IN THE LEAGUE on the field as well
>>63451394
They have a really good shot of getting there.
It was our year, it was our fucking year
>>63451258
Lost to BLAINE fuckin GABBERT
>>63451384
Logan Ryan doesn't even do anything but intercept floaters
Butler is better.
>>63451419
Wait the eagles think they have the best secondary in the nfl? Lmao you just got torched by Matt Cassell
>>63451160
literally beat them two years ago. only reason pats won last year was because no eifert, jones, geno and burfict
>>63451423
This is retribution for all the cowboys shitposting in the offseason
Same thing happened to the Chiefs
packers are shit
>>63451423
C o w c u c k
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How is it that people are STILL responding to Lake?
For the love of christ. Ignore him and he will fucking leave.
>>63451469
This desu
>>63451021
'Good' managed to catch a pop up that went right to him...
>>63451465
Thank You Based Football Gods
>>63451469
Shut the fuck up Florida hick
>>63451409
>>63451422
Enough for me.
I picked them just because.
>>63451029
>Devante Adams literally irrelevant enough to be left out
>>63451446
Different you illiterate cowshit
Best safety duo in the NFL
There are no two safeties playing better and making more plays in the NFL than Walter Thurmond and Malcolm Jenkins
WHO BOTH PLAYED CORNER IN COLLEGE
THEY ARE LITERALLY OUT OF POSITION
>>63451474
but he got no place else to go
>>63451394
With how the Cards/Hawks/Puckers/NFCE look they have a good shot at of making it to the Owl at least.
>>63451489
It's implied he is somewhere between #9 and RIPLYL
I for one am happy to see gabbert possibly taking the #1 spot
He's still shitty, but he looked a hell of a lot better than he used to
>>63451525
>his next match is @SEA
he'll probably get his face punched in but it's still fun to imagine >/sp/fw he miraculously pulls it off
>>63451492
Yea well they suck ass and won't do shit in the playoffs, at least we're getting another superstar high draft pick, we will be STACKED next year
2016-2017 is our year, bet on it
>>63451525
and to add to this:
call me a dumbass for preferring him. This season is a loss anyway, its a chance to see what the team can do without Kaep shitting the bed every posession
Is this the best moment of the day, or was it the hit on bridgewater? Anyone have the webm of bridgewater? Didn't save that one
>>63451423
you guys dropped the ball on that one.
>>63451560
What the fuck was he thinking when he did this? It was hilarious how he kept walking and screaming while holding his eye way after this
>@DougKyed: The Patriots now have a Top 10 defense in yards/game, points/game, rush yards/game, passer rating allowed, sacks, interceptions, comp %.
>>63451560
Both were pretty dang dirty
>>63451560
>celebrating the near death of one of the most promising young QBs in history
fucking racists man, I wonder how happy you'd be if carr got fucking speared by two big bucks and ended his career next week
It doesn't matter who wins the superbowl this year, EVERYONE will know in their hearts who the real champions are, no team has been injured like this in the history of the NFL, fluke injuries to key starters, you all know who the best team actually was
So when you see Tom Brady hoist another Lombardi just remember you'll all be thinking "that should be Tony Romo" the cowboys were the real best team, they were just injured"
Is there anybody more outside the law than athletes during a pro sports game? You see them taking fans food all the time, now Cam has upgraded it to stealing their team memorabilia. Hell, Josh Hamilton murdered a guy during a game and police never even talked to him.
>>63451590
hey mane i'm not a memewater fan but i don't wnt him taking a dirtnap
>>63451590
Jesus protects the innocent doe
How could so many people on a poorly designed image based message boards sports section be so wrong about kaeperknick?
>>63451590
I actually got pretty angry when that happened. Not even a Viqueen fan, but the fact Rams defensive players would put a flying elbow on players fucks the game up.
>>63451609
you now remember the Bills were gonna win the AFC East
>>63451592
>because other teams are immune to injuries
Brady is just not a faggot who can't take a hit like that Mexican Antonio romo, or any of the "thugs" in that pansy ass dallas lineup
Lmao at the multiple dives they took to get a rest from the meme Kelly offense
>>63451615
>Greg Williams defense
Shoulda seen it coming man
>>63451590
I wouldn't care, Carr's not on my team. Maybe "best moment" was a bad phrasing though, senpai. Would most memorable dirty play be better suited?
Is Mike mularkey a good coach? It seemed like all the players were more invigorated today versus when Whiz was around which leads me to believe he's not a half bad coach. Plus what he did with the offensive line is something of a miracle, really so far I'm impressed
REMINDER COWCUKS AND QUEEFS, YOU ONLY BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF WITH YOUR RAMPANT SHITPOSTING
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FULL REBUILD MODE QUITE SOON AND ITS ALL KARMIC
>>63451609
Idk which side you are on
But kapernig is a terrible qb
>>63451631
Have a seat
>>63451621
Daily reminder that Brady's bitch knee missed a whole season. What a fucking kek
>>63451560
That was fucked.
Gif of bradys eye poke would be appreciated
When is Chinese moot gonna take the word filters off senpai?
>>63451632
>mfw the chiefs finish 8-8 and the royals have the eries
I'm not even mad
>>63451160
Don't do this
>>63450997
Not if O'Brien is canned before the end of the year.
>>63451648
You literally never contribute any topic to sports or any conversation on this board other than stale pictures that you've posted 50 times, pls get b& you fucking stale nigger
>>63451689
That's cool tho
Seriously though, why does this general love mediocre white QBs like Carr, Brady and Dalton but hates equally talented black QBs like Bridgewater, Newton and Wilson?
Show me a Hero, I'll write you a tragedy
>>63451712
Nice b8
>>63451716
>halfway through season
>patriots still undefeated
>the memories still haunt
please just let them lose one or two in the regular season.
>>63451716
>>63451712
>nigger qbs
Literally none are elite
>>63451712
>using Brady instead is Rodgers
Could have been a good meme if you didn't fuck that up
>>63451695
You're so mad at me but you love my memes
You post the same Mariota pics I made 60 times a day
Stay salty diddler
>>63451448
As opposed to having no Wilfork or any TE, losing Mayo, shit corners, and the Drops brothers, Kenbrell Dropkins and Aaron Dropson.
>>63451719
it's not "nice", this is like trolling a piece of shit in the fishing hole, no one is going to go after that
>>63451712
This guy
who /EUPHORIC/ rn??
Threadly reminder that the Broncos will be playing the Cardinals in the super bowl
Threadly reminder that you retards know shit about football and that I always prove /sp/ wrong.
>>63451742
Yo senpai post that one with the two cops sitting at the computer with Irrelevant's name on it. That one is hilarious
It's happening.
>>63451742
>
I only post it when Mariota does well because there's not a lot of pictures and I don't really give a shit about looking for more
You're a nigger get over it and you contribute nothing to these threads
>>63451771
So what do you guys think the Titans odds are making the playoffs?
>>63451560
https://vine.co/v/el7xgWvYud9
>>63450895
Browns.
Maybe the Bills.
>>63451029
Robinson is criminally underrated. Hurns too.
Jags win AFCS 2017
>>63451789
Oh the ironing
>>63451808
my sides
>>63451789
You are SO angry
So will the Pats go undefeated or what?
>>63451811
I've never seen this desu senpai, what's he saying? I can't make it out
>>63451183
Has he really been that bad??
>>63451855
I thought he went over 100 yards today but I didn't see the game.
tfw you like the lions. When someone asks me I just give a kind of noncommittal mumble, like a battered wife that's still with her man.
>>63451850
Titans have a chance, Pats are going to eventually become complacent and Mariota is always clutch when he's in the game
What cam justified in ripping the banner down?
>>63451560
That and the Shitwatter KO were the only good things all day.
>>63451853
"you gotta call that a *???*, Or im gonna slam the fuck out of him next time!!'
Context is , Suh sacked him, or should have been, wrapped him up anbd drove him back like 5 yards, yet Taylor threw it away and they never said it was a sack
>>63451893
>lel, injuries are awesome
Careful kid, that edge is sharp
>>63451890
Yeah
>No banners or flags expressing support of visiting teams may be affixed to or displayed on any surface. Hand held signs or posters that are in compliance with the balance of this policy are acceptable.
http://www.panthers.com/stadium/policies-information/banner-policy.html
>>63451890
>people getting upset about a piece of canvas
Its all in good sport senpai
>Brady wins #5 this year
>Goes 16-0 for a second time
>Becomes only QB to win back-to-back owls twice in his career
Does he hang them up or try for the three-peat?
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/A7vNcKK.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>Carr is on pace to have the best season by any Raiders' QB in team history
>he's a top 5 QB in the league by any measure
>we still can't win close games because our RBs have the ball security of a toddler and our CBs couldn't cover an infant with a blanket
I hope we can get some decent CBs in the next draft and FA, and maybe a RB or two who won't dispense the ball like a vending machine to any opposing player who makes contact.
The worst part is that despite our defense not even taking the field and our RBs giving up the ball like Halloween candy, we still would have won the game if Cooper had just dragged his foot.
>>63451589
>>63451590
>>63451908
Shut the fuck up faggots. To bad you guys are trannies or just flat out faggots, otherwise I'd fuck your girl while your hard at work c u ck
>>63451560
Since no one linked it here you go:
http://video.nfl.com/films/2015/NFL_COM/in-game-highlight/NFLCOM/REG/9/151108_now_ghl_bridewater_injury_338468_3200k.mp4
I know it's not a webm but holy shit what a dirty hit
>>63451923
latavius isn't going to be The Guy as long as he runs with high pads and gets killed twice a year
honestly if hargreaves isnt there when we pick we should take ezekiel elliot
>>63451890
Steal a laptop
Steal a sign
Whatever it is if it isn't nailed down they're gonna steal it
Nig gonna nig
>>63451890
what you talkin bout family?
>>63451917
Being the tryhard faggot that he is, he probably comes back.
>>63451938
http://www.fayobserver.com/local/fayetteville-man-wants-panthers-to-return-packers-banner-that-cam/article_ab6e3276-8689-11e5-9c3e-1fe70b71c8ad.html
mfw kaep gets made into a mediocre TE and juices in the offseason
>>63451926
Lol. So you're unemployed, edgy, and a nigger? Fuckin way to win at life, acting hard on a Korean little girl image board
>>63451938
some non-story crap. Apparently he tore a packers vinyl sign down and some people were angry. What's funny is that the guy who owned the sign has reported it as theft..says it cost him $500 to make lmao.
I don't really give a shit t b h, and if i was a fan of the panthers I would think its pretty based
>>63451954
Cam't handle the bants, what a bitch nigga. He likes to talk shit to, taxpayers can't even hang up dumb shit in the shithole they paid for.
>>63451954
>Fayetteville residents may recall that Dobs, who is a Wisconsin native, was a candidate in the Fayeteville City Council election last week. He lost to incumbent Mitch Colvin. Dobs is a retired Army command sergeant major and works at Fort Bragg.
>3,800 actual US Dollars
>>63451923
>>63451935
whose idea was it to turn a 6'3" guy into an RB, anyway? he carries the ball high enough to make it easy for defenders to strip it or hit it with their helmet... not to mention that long legs are easier to grab.
>>63451954
>Dobs said he and his family spent $3,800 on tickets for the game. The group included Dobs, his wife, his daughter and her husband, and his son Mike Jr., who is a specialist in the 82nd Airborne at Fort Bragg.
Dobs said he has taken the banner to other games -- though none before on Charlotte -- and obtained permission from Panthers personnel at the stadium to hold up the banner.
for real tho can someone webm that hicks pick six for me
>hicks
>pick
>six
>>63451890
black people can get away with anything as long as it isn't a real bad felony these days
>>63451999
>>63451991
RB height should be capped at 6-1, IYAM.
too tall and you lose leverage.
I drank myself into a slumber after the Jags lost and just woke up.
How the fuck did the Falcons lose to Yo-Gabba-Gabbert?
>iggles have rushed for over 150 yards in 4 consecutive games
sheeeit
>>63451999
If this were the old days Hicks would be fucking public enemy number one for the Cowboys next season (assuming they don't meet again in the playoffs, which seems unlikely at this point). He'd have to watch his back the next time Dallas and Philly played.
There aren't any really fierce rivalries any more, where teams and players genuinely don't like each other, and it's kind of a shame.
>>63452023
Because unlike Sackorpick Blaine learned something from Harbaugh
>>63451923
>Raiders finally build a complete football team around Carr in the next two drafts
>he doesn't resign with the team and leaves in free agency
It's the Raiders way to never retain elite players, you know this is going to happen
>>63451585
Holy shit what
>>63452013
>Deportes 2
>>63452023
Blaine "Woah There Motherfucker" Gabbert is elite
>>63452032
You know once upon a time the Raiders were the class of the NFL. It's entirely possible they can be again, especially now that Lich King Al Davis isn't running things.
>>63451992
dipshit needs to go cry to Julius Peppers. Stadium rules state "no visiting team banners will be allowed hung over Bank of America Stadium rails"....the "asking permission" is bullshit and can't be proven. He's just butt hurt he spent that money to see his team lose first hand.
If Green Bay had won he'd be taking credit probably and claiming "I got into Newton's head"
>>63452032
They should probably trade him for a WR
Raiders can Never have enough wideouts
>>63452033
They're allowing like 13 ppg if you don't factor in garbage time points
Literally elite
>>63452044
we actually keep Al's ghost around
now that hes freed of his senile brain he offers good insights
>>63452049
Does anyone else hate OBJ noticeably more solely because of his hair? Fuck, it's such stupid hair. I can't stand it, it triggers my white person sensibilities.
>>63452053
I knew a lot of their points against were garbage time, but i didnt know their defense was in the top 10 for like every single fucking statistical category
I did not think their defense was that fucking good
You fags are probably going to win again this year, fucking misery
We are now watching a league where its harder to get a Wildcard spot than it is to win a division.
Guarantee you every AFC East team finishes with a better record than the winner of the south but said division winner will make the playoffs with a home game.
Pretty pathetic tbqhaf with ya family
>>63452070
I think Cam Newton is just Serena Williams in a wig
Would make alot of sense, I mean he didn't buy those shoes in the Men's Department
>>63452074
It's elite, the safeties are masking our corners' problems and our front 7 is one of the best in the league
Only problem is at corner, and they're playing lights out right now.
Things looking up.
>>63452077
I'm telling you
16 playoffs teams . 2 from each division
Just to watch the jags get crushed by the pats
Post yfw the Falcons really thought they were the best team in the NFC South
>the Raiders are literally three plays away from being 7-1 instead of 4-4
This is even worse than the 2-14 seasons because at least then we didn't have a chance most of the time and I wasn't crushed by the disappointment of knowing what could have been.
![2203[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kTzkyqf.jpg "2203[1].jpg")
>fall into a coma
>wake up
>look around
>everything is red and gold
>nurse comes running in
>there's a giant $( on her uniform
>ask why everything looks the way it does
>she tells me I'm in a $( Hospital
>ask if she has aphasia
>she tells me she means the football team
>ask how they own a hospital
>she tells me the forty niners became a global entity, surpassing all other corporations combined
>ask how that's possible when they suck
>she tells me the niners have won 25 straight Gold Bowls
>ask what a Gold Bowl is
>she tells me its what replaced the Super Bowl after the niners won 12 straight of those
>ask how the other teams in the NFL could lose to a shit team like them for 37 straight seasons
>she tells me the Gold Bowl is a game between the current niners roster against cybernetically enhanced clones of all-time NFL great players
>ask if she's serious
>she tells me that the niners recently beat the 1985 Bear-Niners (a hybrid of both teams that year), by a score of 68-0
>ask her who the teams quarterback is
>she simply refers to him as The Chosen One
>ask what makes him so special
>she tells me The Chosen One threw a hail mary pass so perfect that it transcended physics and was the key that finally allowed physicists to manipulate gravity and light to make space travel possible
>ask if we made first contact
>she tells me The Chosen One made first contact with lifeforms and made the niners a galactic entity, complete with starships, bases, and training facilities
>ask for proof
>she opens the curtain and I see Earth in the distance; starships maneuver around us
>ask if The Chosen One is even human
>she tells me The Chosen One is actually 56 years old and hasn't missed a start since shortly after I went into a coma
>ask how this is possible
>she tells me he is cybernetically enhanced to physical perfection and hasn't thrown an interception in over 20 years
>ask about The Chosen One's real name
>she tells me he used to be called Blaine Gabbert
>mfw
>>63452095
>safeties
Wait, what fucking safeties do you have besides mccourty, I thought he was literally the only good DB you guys had?
I dont know your defense all that well besides the LBs
Is cam the most over rated qb in the NFL right now
He's literally only completing like 50% of his passes, he's just Tebow with an amazing defense
>>63452116
You sound buttmad
>>63451585
Feels
Good
Senpai
So are the Panthers legit or will they collapse later on?
>>63452116
Yeah, the MVP talk I'm hearing is a little much. He's top 10 QB though, at least this year.
