>Game starts in 1 bong 19 bings on SNF
Post streams for the poor (eagle fans)
>prepare for a shit storm of memes and emotion
>>63440391
Get hype
>>63440391
>>63440391
BAD BLOOD
How would the Cowboys be doing if he never got hurt?
The only time, as a Giants fan, I'm rooting for the Cowboys.
>>63440391
WHO D/A/LLAS HERE?
>>63440391
https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/
>Tfw no qb
Hold me Cowbros
>>63441674
6-1 with a close loss to the pats.
r-reporting
go eagles fuck the eagles though. And I was having such a nice day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FuCafEUD4M&feature=youtu.be
Good luck Cowbros. Hope we both get out of this one with no injuries. God I love it when our games get televised like this.
fly eagles FLY
Nice job repping Byron Jones in the OP. He is going to be so fucking elite.
>>63441856
>be Eagles fan
>call them "Cowbros"
You are a fucking disgrace.
>all the morning games absolute garbage
>all the afternoon games good
>suddenly, a primetime matchup between two 0-10 teams
k
>>63441885
>being a dick to other fans
I don't see the point, it just makes the experience hostile and non-comfy.
ITS NOT TIME BUT HERE IS ONE FOR THE PREGAME
>>63441877
>mfw the Iggles had a chance to draft him but Chip chose a meme wideout instead
>>63441931
Iktfb but I'm usually a dick
>>63441885
>eagles fans are only comfortable when being toxic pieces of shit
You and your nigger infested shithole of a city will never win a superbowl. Negative karma will keep you at 0-2 for the rest of the NFL's life
>>63441712
yessir
>>63441995
>>63441931
>>63441995
why don't you faggots fuck each other?
>>63442017
says the fanbase who shot and killed a Pats fan a couple weeks ago.
>>63442017
Eagles/Cowboys are probably the most heated rivalry in the NFL second only to maybe the Packers and the Bears. Are you really this new?
>>63442111
Was probably a bandwagoner anyhow.
>>63442111
>implying all patriot fans don't need to be shot down
Wew lad
So how many passes tipped off of Jordan Matthews hands into Sean Lee's hands will happen tonight bros?
>>63442111
Don't forget Dallas fan cheered for the guy to kill him
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/653405109712351232
who /criscringesworth/ here???
>>63441856
I hope Murray tears both ACL's and Chip has a cheese steak induced heart attack on the field!
>>63441712
Here bro
Guys I'm scared, with all these SJWs crying for Hardys head I'm afraid RoJew Goodell is gonna re-suspend Hardy, can he do that?
>>63442197
rude
who /Comfy/ here?
>>63442197
Murray has been performing poorly enough to prove that the Dallas o-line made him. Chip needs to go though, he's a special case of stupid. His gimmicky shit doesn't work the league of football that actually matters, so he just steps it up a notch and goes full retard.
>>63442250
He can't, the PA would sue the league to shit.
FUCK THE FUCK OFF BOB COSTAS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HATE YOU
FUCK OFF COSTAS YOU INSUFFERABLE SJW C U C K
>black NFL player commiting domestic violence
is this news to Bob Costas?
>>63442298
BAN GUNS
fuck you Bob Costas
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
>>63442250
Wait, what did Hardy do again? Something new, or still him throwing his girlfriend or something? Jesus, what's with NFL players getting punished for non-issues?
>>63442334
beat the shit out of his gf and cowboys and jerry are like whatever, we are scum of the nation anyways
>>63442298
>>63442319
>>63442330
joe buck pls go
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GREG HARDY! YOU DENSE UNEDUCATED FOOLS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NO RESEARCH INTO HIS CASE! Leave him the fuck alone.
Has it ever been confirmed Hardy paid Holder off? If so why wasn't he arrested for witness tampering? Costas just said he paid her off like it was fact and while I assume that's what happened I never saw it confirmed.
>can't blame goodell
sure, of course not
>>63440391
>Yfw they told the SJWs to fuck off
>>63442334
He didn't do anything new, for some reason they decided to release the pictures of the girl he had a domestic dispute and everyone is outraged acting like he almost beat her to death.
Of course nobody cares she was coked up and trespassing
Please let staying up this late be worth it
>>63442372
what the fuck do you think settlements are?
>>63442372
common sense, unless you're a lawyer common sense is enough
rate my food for the next few days 2bh fám
So, we are drinking every time they mention anything related to Greg Hardy's domestic violence case right?
>>63442372
It was a civil settlement you fucktit
this is why people with no knowledge of the justice system should stop while they're ahead
Who else witnessed Aqib Talib poke that nigga in the eye? I almost want to believe he did it so Peyton didn't beat Favre's record in garbage time
>>63442372
Either that or threatened to off her if she testified
Is Rodney Harrison the most insufferable cut on tv?
>>63442362
NFL shouldn't give a shit, women don't watch football anyway. And no, those who do are only there to try and please their boyfriends; hardly any of them really give a shit about the game, it's all a herd mentality thing for them.
>rg3 on the bench
>>63442418
W-what is it?
>>63442372
civil settlement
the DA didnt file a criminal suit
>>63442428
Uhh who is this trouser arouser good sir?
>>63442428
Gross, why does every whore feel the need to get a belly button piercing? I've also noticed a huge increase in nipple piercings, fuckin degens
>>63442428
who is this semen demon
>>63442437
RGIII is cancer who blames losses on everyone but himself. I hope nobody takes him when the R******* let him go.
are the redskins possibly worse than the loins?
>>63442444
Teriyaki marinated chicken and grilled eggplant
>this week's lucky team is...
>PITTSBURGH
lel no
Costas just can't resist being a whiny liberal faggot
>>63442423
Man I don't wanna die
>>63442423
lel im already drnk
>>63442435
I've only met one (1) woman who followed NFL seriously and understood the game well. All other female football fans I know only watch their own team play and even then don't care that much about the sport itself.
>hurr durr he was convicted
in a sham of a bench trial by a judge with a known feminist agenda
>hurr durr he reached a settlement so his charges could get dropped
charges would have been dropped anyways because her ass, under oath, admitted to being drunk and coked up during the incident and had inconsistencies that led the court to deem her "unreliable" even before the "settlement"
both were in the wrong, both fucked up, and Hardy performed all that the legal system required of him now shut the fuck up about it
>>63442509
He gets paid by NBC to say that stuff t b h
>>63442505
Just fuck
>>63442401
>>63442406
>>63442425
Show me a link to a reputable site saying there was a civil settlement because I have never seen it actually confirmed. People assume he paid her off but I have yet to see any actual evidence he did.
>another nfc east primetime game
fuck you nfl. i would rather watch the jaguars vs the titans
>>63442435
BUT ALL THAT POTENTIAL MERCHANDISE SHEKELS, GOY
>>63442425
>it's cool to beat up your SO as long as you have enough money
This is why SJWs exist
Let's finally get back on track shall we Boys?
Also, please tell me Assel isn't starting this game.
>>63442537
there isnt any breh
its all conjecture
>>63442540
>i would rather watch the jaguars vs the titans
Whoa, let's not say things we can't take back.
>Tfw this whole game turns into hardyposting
>>63442540
should have been IND/DEN game.
getting sick of watching dallas or philly on primetime. both these teams suck ass
>>63442435
ahahah, oh shit you cousin fuckers are so entertaining, this is why I make fun of football fans, same fuckers who probably think trump and his wall would be good for the country. Ya'll good ole boys keep paying me six figures to fix your shitty networks ya hear?
>>63442111
And who actively supports domestic abuse.
Tbh tho it's no surprise, all of them are either rednecks from the inferior south, or shallow bandwagoners.
>>63442565
At least Cassel takes risks. Weeden won't win shit.
>>63442505
AYO HOL UP
YOU SAYIN MY DAWG MIKE VICK BE STEPPIN IN ATIN BE BAD LUCK
>being in love
w-what's it like lads?
>>63442548
>SO
>actually using the term significant other
>>63442548
No, she was cool with taking the money. As any human being would be, a million or so for one bad night? 99% of people would take that in a heartbeat. A poor man gets locked up for this shit.
Regardless, the case isn't even cut and dry and I don't think she's blameless, so it makes her situation even sweeter.
>>63442565
if dubbs cassgod throws for 279yrds 3 tds 1 int
>>63442565
>Weeden sucks
>"WE WANT CASSEL!"
>Cassel sucks
>"WE WANT WEEDEN!"
You guys give up on your QBs faster than the Browns do
>>63441856
you're a disgrace to eagles fans everywhere
>>63442572
I'm okay with that.
Couldn't happen to a more fitting team and fanbase than the sadboys.
>>63442372
Without a witness (Holder), the case cant go forward. Thats why cops ask if you wish to press charges.
>she admitted to being high on coke
>she was trespassing
>she admitted to attacking him
>she admitted to also getting into it with his female assistant
>has two bruises, one under her chin and one on her back, neither of which is an indication of being "beaten"
>claimed he strangled her, zero marks on her neck
>Hardy is the one who called 911
none of this matters to people like costas and the rest of the whiny faggots out there
Pregame poll
>Who are you rooting for
>What drugs are you consuming pre/during/post game
>What snacks did you bring?
I'll go first: Eagles, weed, pic related
>>63442435
>
shit it must suck to only be around autistic fucking women
>>63442548
lol breh the money doesnt matter
if there was significant evidence to convict hardy of a crime the North Carolina DA would have pressed charges
these types of cases are never black and white
>>63442610
I am on record saying to trust in Weeden. If the defense hadn't shit their pants against Fatlanta, Dallas would be 5-2 right now.
>>63442605
literally a reddit tier term
>>63442583
BUILD WALL JOSE
>>63442634
Murrijuana
>>63442634
EDP pls go
>>63442634
Cowboys
Weed
Soylent
>>63442661
I'm as white as white can get bruuuu, as in third reich. You are just as inferior to me as pedro
>>63442634
>tfw out of weed
i need to get my tolerance back. may not smoke for a few weeks m8
>>63442567
That is what I thought. Hardy is a crazy fucker but he has always maintained he was innocent and I can't see him paying her off. The bitch was drunk and cracked out her mind(she admitted this under oath) during the incident so there was like 0% chance he would have lost the jury trial, why would he pay her off?
>>63442637
The irony in this is that it's usually autist women who actually care about sports (or pretend to heavily)
>can't relate to other women and female interests
>pretend to like sports to get guys to like you
Basically the female neckbeard
>>63442634
>Neither both are scum
>dudedrugslmao
>Italian hot sausage
>>63442657
>weeden
bro plz
only reason we were beating the falcons is because the running game was god tier in that first half
tbqh i'd take ints over 3 and outs any day of the week
>>63442657
Weeden is too scared to throw deep. He is terrified of throwing a pick. Winning teams take risks. Playing vanilla conservative babby shit is why the Cowboys are stuck in 8-8 hell (that and it's how Garrett likes to play for some reason). Weeden and Garrett just wanna keep their jobs, so they don't do anything wild that would upset Jerry. Pathetic behavior.
>>63442695
>he's off the hook because the girl was a stupid cunt
Nah that's not the way it works.
>mfw the outcome of this game will only be determined by who sucks slightly less
I wouldn't even call the NFL top heavy this year. There's the Patriots and then there's everyone else. Complete shitshow of a season.
>muh Panthers
>muh Bengals
Panthers are a Cinderella story with a sad ending and Dalton is the biggest playoff choker of all time
>>63442625
Hardy also stated during his 911 call, which was the initial call, that his friend was restraining her as she had become violent. Who is to say that that isn't where the injuries came from?
>>63442730
pfft cowboys have been closer to winning games than the iggles
>Omar comin
Based Dan
>>63442730
So long as the Seahawks miss the playoffs and their fanbase vanishes, we'll be back to the status quo next season.
>>63442739
Of course cowfags continue to defend him.
Your fanbase really is more pathetic than philthy.
dat eyejab lel
call me pessimistic but I'm expecting the eagles to get blown out.I usually just go with the opposite of what the gus on CSN say because they are WAYYYYYY too optimistic.They need to be real.Cassel wrecks the eagles when he plays them, dez will be 5x healthier.Byron maxwell is still on the eagles roster and demarco has gone full retard against the cowboys.
>tfw no Erin Andrews sideline reporter for every game
>>63442745
ayy
>>63442774
Nigga I live in Charlotte and I'm a Panthers fan. You have absolutely no idea how warped the national media has made this case.
>>63442730
>Dalton is the biggest playoff choker of all time
dog dick red is still young. I hope he wins one this year, sick of this meme.
>>63442730
except Dallas is actually good and would be winning this division by 3 games without injuries
>>63442745
>le happy shitposter
>>63442745
>>63442418
What is that? Eggplant? Chicken?
>>63442774
i don't give a shit if he killed her, as long as he gets sacks
he makes money and no sjw is going to change that
>>63441712
DA(yyyyy lmao)llas bro reporting in
>>63442774
Who cares what a player does off the field? As long as he's good it doesn't really matter. If he isn't killing people during a game, he shouldn't get suspensions. Moralfags are so insufferable.
>NFL in EuroSport
>>63442793
>>63442745
le shit skin guy, enjoybajn
>>63442804
Romo was King Choke before Dalton showed up. I don't care how much he's improved stat-wise. He is not clutch and never will be.
>>63442540
its getting real old
>>63442799
You're still a redneck though so no surprise that you're defending the abuser.
>>63442826
>hey guys remember that time philly fags booed santa? xD murder is okay tho
>>63442802
Not a meme. The guy has had 3 (three) chances and shit the bed each time. Against shitty teams too.
>>63442859
>Charlotte
>rednecks
You're clearly an idiot buddy
>>63442849
>>63442859
Shut up faggot no one cares
Tony dungee looks like a crackhead with a fat bank account
>>63442859
Hey, respect Santa boy
My wife's son is coming home soon and I know the little fucker is going to ask to play GameCube
What should I do?
>>63442841
Oh i have no morals, believe me, i would never get involved with this and side with the moralfags if the player in question wasn't on the cowboys. LOL your team is so pathetic. Fucking wifebeater scumbags.
>>63442716
>mfw we just let go of that god tier running game
Also
>I would rather the other team start in the middle of the field than at the opposite side
Come on, Ghomo.
>>63442717
If that's the case, it won't matter if Romo comes back since he'll be limited to Garrett's play calling.
>>63442849
that will cost him 20k or more
For a while I've been contemptuous of modern feminists, but this year made me truly hate them
They are scum, all of them, lying scum, and thrive off of negativity and accusation. My friends had a party welcoming week at my college and had a banner with a humorous, benign message on it that was only mild innuendo, and they got a barrage of absolutely venomous hate. Some fag on Facebook said he wish they had their dicks chopped off and a vandal came by the next day and spray painted shit all over the side of their house.
These are the modern day Nazis and that's not even hyperbole, their goal is thought control and constant intimidation and the only way to stop this from spreading into every facet of our lives is to call out how ridiculous it is at every stop
>>63442435
> gf from minnesota
> always says shes a vikings fan
> she never actually watches the games
> call her out on it and she gets upset
> doesnt really matter, its the vikings so i dont give a shit
> out with friends and we are talking about football
> she brings up the vikings again
> friend tries talking to her about the vikings and shes like a deer in headlights
> shes looking at me for help
> i just give her the "you brought this on yourself" look
>>63442859
lmao go cowboys
>>63442898
Murder
WHAT JERSEY ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?
>>63442876
there you go dumb dumb not even recognising hes 26 years old. we'll see how it is when he's 33 m8 and has a few playoff wins. my guess is a couple happen this year.
>le makes the playoffs so he's bad meme
dog dick red is young.
niger
dubs and greg hardy kills bradford on the first play, and then based Sanchez leads the eagles to a comfy 27-14 win
>>63442915
>gf
normies out
>>63442898
>wife's son
I like this meme.
>>63442935
westbrook
>>63442898
>GameCube
How old is this bait?
>>63442796
I got a bad feeling about this as well m8
>>63442745
Come on man, some of us shitpost with our kids.
>>63442935
So glad I decided to wait until Tebow's Eagles jerseys would be 50% off. Got one of the last 2 in the store in October
Cowboys are gonna win boys, I already took off work tomorrow so I can bask in the glory and watch espn talk about my team all day while sipping chardonnay.
Hardy is gonna come out with his heart on fire and strong desire
Hopefully we can get Heath on the Nigger that hurt Romo and he can get paralyzed
I'm off now so don't bother responding stupid eagles fans
Goodbye!
Patriots
Broncos
Bengals
Colts
Steelers
Raiders
Giants
Packers
Panthers
Cardinals
Vikings
Seahawks
>>63442898
ask yourself what adrian peterson would do
>>63442939
Not saying he's bad m8. He just doesn't have the clutch gene, no need to get mad most qb's don't.
>>63442695
this is literally the exact reason he payed her off
the media doesn't have to follow the "innocent until proven guilty" rule. They pick the narration they want and go with whatever is most likely to attract the most attention. "Coke whore tries to fight NFL boyfriend" wont get nearly as much attention as "NFL player beats girlfriend" these days.
IGGLES TIME
>>63442984
>Broncos at 2 after losing to >Clots
top kek m8
>>63442898
take ownership of your child
>>63442956
not as good as mom's new boyfriend tho
I beg the meme gods, Based Carr and good sleep meme qb, to bestow good luck upon the Cowboys tonight and end this horrible losing streak.
>TYBC
>sleep tight memey
>>63443023
Hey, even the '85 Bears lost one.
>>63442984
>Giants at the 1 spot
>>63443005
This. Anyone who followed the Zimmerman or Saint Dindu Swishers of Ferguson's Rest should be well aware of how dishonest the media is.
>>63442915
but sometimes
>they only ever watch if they think a player is attractive
>>63442966
yeah it's just that on CSN everyone is saying "oh wow dallas is weak as fuck no way to lose this!" then 5 seconds later they say "woah there we cant take this lightly lets shove some very unfortunate stats down your throat." then end with "My prediction? I'd say Eagles 100000-Cowboys -2
>>63442984
I can see the Jets sneaking in there over the Steelers if Ben is out for the season
>>63442935
I've got my Reggie jersey hanging up at work and the game playing in the lobby.
>>63443008
Who is Hicks killin tonight?
acestream://e1014007af399cfbdff5ca325e387ee3512e35e7
>>63443090
>white
Bracing for based Carrie
Whos starting for the cowboys?
fuck it, im done. There is nothing to live for. If the Eagles lose tonight im gonna finally fucking end it
>>63442974
>tfw got a $12 dollar knicks jeremy lin jersey when he went to the rocekts
its a GOAT meme jersey candidate
>>63442984
>Gnats winning the east
>Panthers not being #1
Top kek.
>>63442955
been on /sp/ through thick and then m8
>>63443064
my gf isn't into black guys thankfully
>>63441782
>>This delusional
>>63443109
meme lad jr
>>63443114
Wait
Send me all your money
>>63443114
I literally have no desire to watch this game, but if they have a great night I don't want to say I didn't watch it.
>>63443114
pussy.
>Phili nasty ass cheesesteaks
>Dallas nasty ass bbq
>NYC Nasty ass Pizza
>D.C Good ass food.
THEY CHOOSE THE IGGLES
>>63443131
>my gf isn't into black guys thankfully
Don't fool yourself
>>63443131
>my gf isn't into black guys thankfully
>>63443083
THIS GUY
>>63443166
>he lives in Houston
/iggles/ here. Dallas can suck my cock, but when is Romo coming back?
Time for the D-List country singer.
Is Cassel starting?
When is Romo gonna start again?
EAGLES GONE FLY TONIGHT BRUH. ROOTING FOR MY KEYSTONE NIGGAS, FUCK THE COWFAGZ AND THEY WOMEN BEATER
>>63443190
>no ring for iggles support
Nfc east bandwagoners, amirite?
>>63443199
After he bakes some crownies
>>63443190
I see people wearing divisional rival stuff all the time. I don't understand it.
>>63443199
2 weeks igglefam
>>63443220
2 weeks maybe Ausbro.
>>63443199
Week 11
>>63443220
Thanksgiving I think against the panthers
>>63443190
Repping the iggles with no rings
>>63443190
Sheen?
>>63443199
Week after next
Why is Bradford such an unfortunate looking man?
The most attractive man in football, Mark Sanchez, is sitting on the bench. Him starting would make the Eagles look better regardless of how bad he plays.
No more......
>>63443199
>when is Romo coming back?
too late for the season to be salvaged
>all these shows about hospital doctors
why do people have to turn a serious profession into some kind of drama show.In a real ER no one has time to talk to each other about how they feel in the inside.They're too busy inside someones insides.It's a stressful job.
>>63443221
Thank you based Tomlin
Sorry about Ben
>>63443114
You should probably end it even if they win
>>63443232
It's been too long. It's like a new season :D
>>63443242
That's gonna be rough.
>>63443259
>too late for the season to be salvaged
In this division? LMAO
HEY JACK ITS A FACT
HEY JACK ITS A FACT
CARRIE IS BAE
the carrie underwood opening is so cringeworthy.
>there are "people" on /sp/ right now who unironically like country
>>63443242
poor guy
>get injured
>come back after weeks
>play Panthers
>get destroyed by defense
>injured again
>riding a bicycle in full gear
>Cox
This intro is corny as hell.
Who /waitingforthejannieletter/ here?
well I don't know anyone who's been waiting all day for this shit show
did anyone remember last year at week 9 Foles had 10 INTS and no one was trying to get rid of him.Now bradford has the same shit foles had at this time of year and he's a villian.
>i'm jj watt and I work very hard
>nfl's best
Lel
>>63443285
By how many points do the Giants beat the Pats by next week. You know its gonna happen.
>>63443190
didnt even bother putting on eagles merchandise
>>63443298
Yes. Bix nood rap shit would be a lot better.
I would do so many things to that milf of a singer.
>>63443298
Ur such a fag tho
>HEY JACK ITS A FACT
>>63443298
she looks good though
>>63443314
ya but carrie is just great
TFY When the whole intro for Sunday Night Football is all CGI and there is no human emotion behind it.
Pathetic
>>63443258
That look on his face sums up almost all of my feelings about all this "outrage" over domestic violence lately.
>>63443298
Ikr, fucking honkies, we need some fetty wap or future in here
Anyone have an English Acestream link?
Only good thing about that intro is based AB and Carrie's thighs
I bet a million dollars the Eagles elect to receive to "set the tone" and go 3 and out
