ARI:Arizona Coyotes waive John Scott
DET:Jimmy Howard gets the net vs. Dallas on Sun
STL:Robby Fabbri will stick with STL in 15-16
EDM:Don Cherry says McDavid hit 'deliberate'
STL:Jake Allen saves 45 in shutout win over Preds
MIN:Devan Dubnyk stops 31 in shutout win
LA:Carter records two points in win
BUF:Eichel records first career assists in win
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk (groin) will play vs. NSH
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen scores twice in win
MIN:Coyle to get first chance to replace Parise
MIN:Zach Parise (knee) is 'week-to-week'
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hockey here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90OZMktkqc
>>63436992
>>63436992
>>63436992
>>63436992
Devils and Canucks
https://instagram.com/p/91y3S-w-cB/
UPPER ECHELONS OF LEL
NEVER LEAVE MULE
best
team
in
hockey
>>63437487
Won't
Make
Playoffs
>>63437389
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63437487
Stars up in this bitch
>edmonton trades away dubnyk
>dubby turns out to be an excellent goalie
never change, coilers.
>>63437766
>dubnyk
>excellent
Leon Reichsaitl is elite.
>>63438120
High level kek
>>63438120
>>63438095
This is a very weak meme, it has no energy. I'm very disappointed and it's just not good.
>>63438192
subtle, I like it
>>63438237
Juden detected
Kings will win the cup. Even year desu
>>63438311
>Klan
The klan is amerifat, and neo nazis are pretenders to the throne. badly meme'd.
>mfw Draisaitl & Reider could have been linemates with Taylor "Gas them All" Hall but MacManslaughter fucked it all up
JUST
Leon "Genocidal" Draisaitl
these draisaitl memes are stupid af desu
>>63438457
Leon "Zyklon Lee" Draisaitl
>>63438450
>>63438574
hi from reddit!!
>>63438502
agreed desu senpai
>hongcover cantpucks
>>63438502
>this word filter is still active
Fuck you hiroshimoot
How much do you guys think Leon will make once his ELC expires?
My guess?
6 million.
>>63438450
inverted odal rune.
>>63438742
KEK
>>63437651
>>63437487
>>63437522
>getting free penalties after a no call on charging
Are they the biggest meme team in /hoc/ history?
>>63438874
They're about one defensive piece away from being the real deal.
>oilniggers make a shit thread and then proceed to shit it up
>>63438874
1984 oilers.
>>63438932
OP here, I'm actually a Habs fan.
>>63438764
That has to be on purpose holy shit
>>63438973
Still a shit thread getting shitted up with shit memes
>>63439111
it's literally only you and one other american that seem to be getting buttflustered about this
new york juden detected
REMINDER: If hockey was a shit sport like football, the season would already be over for the habs
that is to say, they've played 16 games
>>63439237
>season lasts 16 games
>champion is decided by 1 game
Football is shit
2-0 :^)
>>63439183
>>63438973
Absolutely based t b h
>>63439237
also you can't deflate a puck :^)
reported. I am a jew and this thread is very offensive and triggering.
go back to >>/pol/ you piece of shit
>>63439703
Gas yourself
>>63438728
Lads why can't Asians pee in one clearly defined stream I've noticed this lately
>>63439986
you've been watching other men pee?
Guess what I'm about to eat
>>63440210
Fuck off broke back first round exit it's my job
>>63440258
your job is to watch other men pee?
>its a leon thread
>>63438770
>reverse bar mitzvah
Best one yet desu
>>63440258
>his job is to watch other men pee
>>63440355
>>63440456
I just noticed your flags
You'll never understand
>tfw mods try to ban you
top kek
>>63440482
I'm okay with that, tbqh
>>63440494
What did you do
Reminder that the Flames are back
>>63440577
someone said ban guns in a gamethread. I posted an image showing that the gun ownership per state has no correlation to the murder rate per state. I bet he didnt get banned for bringing up the topic but since i disagreed with SJWs i got banned
There are literally people ITT that wouldn't watch a man pee for an easy 8 figure income
GO LEAFS
Today is the anniversary of 9/11 ....so sad dog bless
>>63441361
go to bed clan a shit
>>63441394
Will go in half an hour, got work tomorrow
>>63441474
http://youtu.be/kjG_46YIzjg
How the fuck can you support your team on hf boards from work
Fake ass fan
>smuk_anok will NEVER post again
He was a nice lad if we don't count that horse gay rags shit
Are they, dare I say, a playoff team?
>>63441586
Need to work until I get noticed as a professional memer and someone starts paying me to make memes
>>63441848
>>63441848
OILERS & HAWKS
>>63441848
>>63441848
>islels
>>63441655
I just miss the memes. Idk why he thought admitting he watched a little girl cartoon was a good idea
>amerikeks
>>63441889
he reached his peak then we bullied him off. His memes were just going to get less dank and he would go out sadly. Plus he's a horse fucker so thank god he's gone
>>63441889
>not liking broships
>>63441952
fuckin weeb
>>63442019
>3d
>weeb
>>63441994
nigger detected
>>63442090
>implying
I am a white Dodger and Kings fan
>>63442090
>hating niggers
>>63438874
why'd you post such a small logo?
>>63442139
fagships are for betas and nigs. guess we know what you are
Go B's
The dumb penalties at the end of games has to stop. But at least we won this time.
>>63442170
small logos are better for mobile bros. I always put small pics when I made threads
>>63442249
>caring about mobile cancers
>>63442323
>not shitposting On-The-Go™
3v3 nucks vs devils
>>63441994
clip art guinea pig is a once a thread meme usually, im surprised they stole this one.
>>63442543
it was posted in the first few posts in EVERY thread for months its like that royals cat
>>63441723
They look pretty damn good
Problem is it's the Central and every team is tough, even Colorado, but I think they stay near the top longer than Winnipeg, Minnesota, or Dallas
>>63442594
>>63442543
All the meme steals and everything like that was one guy that kept doing it and then linked it back to /hoc/ immediately to try to start ax war. It worked 1.5 times and we told him to fuck off
>>63442686
didnt we decide it was fuk_ponek
>>63442720
obviously. It was always his stupid animals that no one else ever posted. Plus who would be that autistic besides a horse fucker
>>63441994
>condoning meme stealing
>cantpucks
name a team that sucks more penis dick
protip: you can't
>>63442720
>>63442786
also any time the OP says "/hoc/ the most autistic memers" or anything like that it is fuk_ponek. and the guy posting as smuk is very obviously smuk and he's trying to make us slowly accept him again
>>63442900
whatever team you like horse fucker
>>63442920
Great team.
Great fans.
Great franchise.
Also a cup courtesy of the penis-dick sucking cantpucks leeeeeeeeeeeeeelmaooo
Kippshit the chink on SUICIDE watch t bh f am
>>63442900
>Laffs
>>63442901
i bet hes making some grand oc meme and isnt going to post until he finishes it. he has way too much invested in /hoc/ to just never post again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99qFtFH258
post best hockey pump up songs
smuk anok = grease
>Devils win in OT to vindicate that bullshit Larsson ejection
>>63443128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
>>63443162
smuk_anok isnt that autistic
>he STILL doesn't realize the Debils are elite
Why? What's your fucking excuse?
>>63443453
idk smuk has never posted during the season i don't think he's ever actually watched a game
>>63443128
AC/DC-chase the ace, unfortunately not on youtube
>>63443692
No excuses here f a m
Devils are the real deal, josefson most underrated bottom six player t b h
>coilers
>>63443692
>>63444059
>image.jpg
>image.jpg
samefag little debbies faggot
>>63444217
Stop projecting buddy. Too poorfag to realize 80% of the U.S. has iPhones?
>People sleeping on the caps
Good. good.
>>63444217
>assravaged cantpuck fans
Are you still mad that you got beat by a literally who team, coached by literally who, and back stopped by literally who?
>>63444633
read the flag dumb cunt. also lrn2technology
>McDavid out
>Oilers already in last
>Draft not for 7 months
Man I think this team might've been better under Eakins.
>>63444664
>being this mad
Look bro, I know Seattle is a shithole, but cool your jets. Want me to buy you a pubsub?
>>63444719
kek you have to live in florida. keep projecting thinking I'm somehow a worst coast fag and like a canadian team though I bet that type of logic makes sense in florida schools
>>63444756
>mad at Florida
>>63444756
Calm down famalam. It's no big deal. It's just one game. I'm sure the cantpucks will bounce back in 2016.
>>63441994
TB blown the fuck out
>>63443692
>debbies fans actually believe this
Didn't know that there were so many butthurt cantpuck and >rags fans in /hoc/
is don sweeney an absolute madman?
>>63445158
go away fuk_ponek
>>63445202
i'm not a stinky smelly >rags fan desu
>best dman in the league plays for the best team in hockey
>>63445434
you seem to have made a mistake f am, thats not a picture of hedman
Ok /hoc/ I need fantasy advice
Marleau+Ryan Johansen for Voracek and Yakupuv
Who wins that trade?
>>63445558
the person not being a bitch nigga asking for advice
>>63445558
Hard to say. Marleau is bound to regress hard sooner or later and Johansen is out of shape. Voracek isn't putting up points but it's only a matter of time, and Yakupov's value is going down with no McMeme setting him up
Was Wayne Gretzky a meme player?
We're back bitches
HEY CONNOR
>>63446275
sup cunt
>>63446325
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS TROUT MAN, YOU THERE CONNOR?
>>63446524
>dog get was 3446524 posts ago
>>63446544
>tfw /hoc/ will never be as comfy as it was the next few threads after this again
>>63446681
>tfw can still spot my posts
>>63442901
>>63442920
desu I am into femdom and lifting and carrying we should not bully people because of their fetishi
>>63446729
i can too fa m
>Burrows chirping Tootoo's dead alcoholic brother
>throwing mats on the ice
>the city of shitcago
>>63438874
>what is Edmonton
>>63446821
>>63446906
just imagine if your team had fans you could post this in a gamethread and get ignored somewhere else
Where were you when the Saint Louis Blues win the 2016 Stanley Cup?
Me i was sitting on a stack of money and cocaine.
LW Jujhar Khaira potted two goals and G Laurent Brossoit made a season-high 40 saves as the Bakersfield Condors (4-5-0-1, .450) rattled off a 6-2 win against the San Jose Barracuda (3-5-0-1, .388) on Sunday afternoon at SAP Center.
When is this ELITE dune coon gonna get called up and meme the oilers into the playoffs
whats up with all the tripfags lately my filter is getting so long. did they give up on another sport and think this is a shitty american general thread?
>>63447099
>why are other people more popular than me
Its okay babby keep hold those tears in
>>63447028
does he even know how to use a toilet
>>63447099
you seem to be Mad At the Canes???
>>63447273
he only shits on white devils
>shitcago arena literally falling apart
Have you been doing your part?
>>63447519
this is a pretty good bean imo
I'm so sorry coilers fans. I cant imagine what it is like to be a part of a fanbase that shits the bed every year despite being stacked with young talent.
I'm legitimately scared tht they get to draft Matthews, Laine or Puljujärvi. Laine and Pulju need careers and Edmonton is just going to murder them
>>63447016
at publix desu
>>63447671
Oilers probably won't draft anyone but Chychrun. I expect the pick to be traded at the draft.
>>63447671
The oilers were ELITE 10 years ago. The Laffs have been jokes for 30 years
>>63447700
>Oilers_draft_lottery.webm
>>63447700
>letting a pig that close to your nuts
Who can stop us?
>>63447793
kek you know theyre from baltimore when they over use the word elite
>>63448017
pls no bully
>>63447700
lewd
>>63447995
pretty much any team to be honest
>>63447995
Any team but the >oilels
Is Matthews good enough to get a top pairing defenceman out of an American team?
>>63447995
>>63448244
Arizona would probably do it, but I expect Bettman to rig the draft for them
>>63447700
>tfw no pet pig
Don't look now kouhai, but I think McDavid might just win the Oilers a cup if he stays healthy.
All 24 players for the Flint Firebirds just quit the team
KEK
>they used to do it for free
>>63448539
>teenage hockey
not even once
>>63448436
That's quality analysis anon, I commend you for your hockey acumen.
>>63448279
That's what I was thinking before this year but now they've got a good array of young forwards, both wingers and centres and they haven't been drafting defencemen. If they move OEL they'll just become the Oilers and be looking for a top pairing defencemen themselves. The only way that trade happens is if ownership steps in and demands that the team draft him.
Anyone know who that semem demon was next to Ron maclean during the end of hometown hockey? She looks so familiar, but i cant put my finger on it
>>63448539
Eh gotta give the boy more TOI
>>63448569
Can't ignore the financial aspect though. They'll probably move to a new arena with the Suns soon with their players having matured. To win in a new building with a local superstar would guarantee a good bandwagon.
But if it's only moving up one spot though they wouldn't give up OEL.
Theres a shot at the bar I work at called "Mcjesus Juice"
Gordie Howe is kill.
Check em
>>63448671
I will never understand crazy sports parents. Your kid is not going to make the NHL, fuck off.
>>63449200
Man fuck you don't even talk like that
>>63449203
Easy for you to say, you don't have a chance to make the NHL based on your birth certificate
>>63447995
Roof padding
>>63449119
>>63449200
well you tried and failed and were a faggot later on
>>63449251
Canada please, this kid is a nothing prospect and his did was crying about ice time.
>>63449200
rip
>>63448539
kek, looking forward to hearing more about this
>>63449497
Shut up bitch boy if burrows made it anyone can
>>63448539
Shit, not even the Lethbridge Hurricanes are this much of a joke.
>Jeff Marek @JeffMarek 57s57 seconds ago
>Tonight's game in Flint was "Family Night" btw.
wew
>Just heard Flint Firebirds come from behind against defending memorial cup champions, Oshawa tonight. Down 3-1. Come back & win 4-3 in OT...
>..Coaches fired immediately after game. Entire team, all 24 Guys storm upstairs to front office, throw jersey on ground, quit and walk out
>Another source: "such a show of solidarity when the boys bonded together and walked out. Even his (owner's) son quit."
>Even his (owner's) son quit."
Is it even possible to recover from being btfo this hard? Suicide is the only option desu
>>63449898
straight out of rudy
FLINT FIREBIRDS IS LITERALLY STAGED
>>63447995
The Kings in the WCF t b h
>tfw another loss and you don't even care
>>63449288
It was a sound recycler. Even the United Center can't handle us 7s.
>>63450460
Of course you wouldn't. You're already looking at the next first over all that you can ruin.
>>63444666
Shut up nigger. You have literally no reason to be butt blasted. I wish my team was so lucky with #1 picks
>>63450573
Pretty much.
should I quit alcohol cold turkey and risk death? I need to quit but I've been having 3/4 of a fifth every day but I only had a 12 pack of light beer today
>>63450652
Jordin Tootoo pls go
>>63450652
Just kill yourself instead. Solves your problems and others problems as well.
>>63450460
I care, you faggot Calgarian piece of shit
>>63450652
Try cutting down to a 6 pack. I'm amazed you're still alive as is
Why shouldn't the draft system reward teams that just miss the playoffs instead of the bottom dwellers
1st 17
2nd 18
3rd 19
Etc etc
>>63450652
check your insurance to see if you can get actual treatment senpai, you're too far gone for /hoc/ to help
>>63450802
U joking
>>63450802
Because it's not about rewarding anyone, it's about giving talent to shit teams so they become watchable. And it usually works, we should just contract the Oilers as they are a lost cause.
>>63450776
I've tried cutting down but it just opens the door for more. I'm just gonna go cold turkey and deal with all the side effects. just means I'll never fall asleep and be on /hoc/ all night
>>63450807
I'm under 27 so on parents insurance and don't want them knowing
>>63450840
it's called being an adult and realizing you need medical help, the insurance is there for you to use or they wouldn't have put your name down
name that player
>>63450916
Jan Mursak
>>63450916
First though was Bure but that's Jagr.
>>63450916
Heatley
Fuck America
>>63451210
is there anyone who had a worse downward spiral of a career than dany heatley?
from a 50 goals scorer to not even making ahl lineups
>>63451273
The dangers of damaging your groin
>>63451273
gomez is around there
>>63451273
>>63451303
Honestly the Kronwall hit ruined him just like it did Clowe, Havlat, Hemsky
Voraceck soon
>>63451307
Homie what you sippin
>>63447995
the wings
>>63451321
>this detoilet delusion
>>63451392
Hello idiot
>>63451392
piss off Detroit has a better chance at the cup then any team in Canada does
POST FLAMES
>>63450776
>>63450652
Why do americans believe that drinking beer daily kills you?
>>63451406
>>63451425
Thinking that Kronwall ruined Hemsky or Voracek is delusion. Hemsky was ruined by Regehr, well before he got hit by Kronwall. Voracek on the other hand got hit by Kronwall in 2012. Since then Voracek has scored 194 points in 226 games and hasn't missed a game.
>>63449898
They won and they fired the coaches?
>>63451491
you can see in his eyes, the soul of a man who knows that he fucked up.
>>63451513
Yes. He wanted his plug of a son to get more ice time.
>>63451532
What a cunt
>>63451546
Just bought the team this year and moved them too. Clearly thought he could use his money to get his kid to the NHL
If anyone has webm links to the Gryba-on-Eller hit or even better, GOAT should have been a career ending chara hit on Pacioretty, I'd appreciate it.
>>63447995
Literally any western team
>>63451667
only gifs
>>63451667
>2015
>Boudreau is still the Ducks coach
Kek
>>63448539
>>63448567
Why do most hockey players fart around in teeny booper leagues instead of playing college hockey at 18
>>63451500
Desperate post there, buddy boy
>Canadian hockey knowledge
>1993
>>63451514
he looks like he is 20 years older
>>63451491
pretty good, almost a stale meme but still edible
>>63451847
well it is about a 10 year difference. It's also literally a Facebook meme look at the watermark
>>63447995
>us
>>63437552
>mexico
>>63451833
List of relevant achievements garnered from collegiate programs: >1980
>>63451833
because college hockey is irrelevant
>>63451833
Because the OHL is superior to anything any college can produce.
