Is he, dare i say it....FUCKING SHIT?
technically, since he does anal with his boyfriends
His face clearly says it, well should I say it looks like he's taking a shit.
>>63433387
>cr7
>man enough to fuck another guy in the shitter
Pls gib the tsu gif
>>63433553
>another guy
i hear he likes spending time at the real youth academy...
>>63433316
le embarrassing behavior on the field coupled with rapid decline in quality man
>>63433721
>>63434007
so what does it mean? is it some portuguese version of YEAH!
>>63434037
>what does it mean?
autismo
>>63434037
As far as I know, he yells "Siiiiim", which is "yes" in portuguese. But he says it in such a weird way that it sounds like "tsuuu", which doesn't mean anything.
>>63434007
>blatter's reaction
>>63434007
Cringy as fuck desu
That season Messi got to hold the La Liga, Copa del Rey and Champions league trophy while Ronaldo got to fondle a golden ball.
You tell me who's the real winner that year lmao
>>63434037
a weird way of pronouncing "si"
>>63434518
>tfw since Ronaldo won that BD Messi has been unfuckingstoppable
He started it all in January vs. Atletico.
*sigh*
>>63434007
Not that one, the other one
>>63434037
That's his CR7 celebration™ and he makes a very low "bass" voice to sound mainly or something, which in reality just sounds ridiculous.
>>63434007
>diamond earrings
literally couldn't be any more gay even he tried
>>63433316
Does anyone have the webm of Ronaldo jumping and trying to get the ball?
>>63433316
Yes
People will still say him and Messi are still ahead of the rest. It's gonna take about 2 years of bad form for casuals to finally admit he's not that good anymore.
Post the gif where he's tsuing for 30 seconds
>>63435221
only gif
>>63435466
>>63435542
K E K
wtf
>>63435542
fucking idiot
>>63435542
wew lad
>>63434007
>no sound
mediocre
>>63435962
>webm with sound on spee
>>63435542
ayy loma when did everything go so wrong for Rolando?
>>63436077
R A R E F L A G
>>63436016
what a fucking dumb decision
>>63434007
reminder that this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVLCCJX07I
>yelling tsuuu instead of "I do" at your own wedding
>>63435058
swagless nerd spotted
>>63436422
those are gypsies
>>63434007
>Blatter
everytime
>>63436758
not all of us 2bh
>>63433316
ever since he moved to madrid he's an over glorified version of Gerd Müller. He's not even close to the likes of Johan Cruyff or even the OG Ronaldo. How the hell did this guy win more than 1 ballon d'or is beyond me.
>>63436758
And so will you in 2 generations, tops.
>>63436971
'no'
>>63435542
Noticed this as well
His head has gone
>>63436971
>they fucked all your mothers and grandmothers
And they are fucking yours right NOW!
>>63437016
>posting on 4chan
No anon, you are the lazy subhuman. And beta, too.
>>63436971
poor netherlands
>>63436758
More chances of picking a moor in Holland than in Spain
>>63437395
they're in your dna
you will never get rid of it
>>63436971
so muslims are better than you at football? How many WC your country have?
>>63437607
don't be so rude, they may win this euro 2016 : )
>>63437547
And you will never pass yours to the next generation, considering you're literally competing with black/sandnigger cocks :^)
>>63437607
we don't give a shit about that
we care more about being the third richest nation in the world
you dirty monkey
>>63437665
>/sp/
>passing dna to a new generation
where do you think we are?
>Donaldo
How many games would he get in EPL for this chimpout?
>>63437717
If I had an algerian flag, the answer to that would be "inside your sister".
>>63437744
go get killed in a favela by a cartel
>>63437789
Damn son, you're mad.
>>63437900
at least i will be able to pay for dinner
>>63437946
>le assblasted cronaldo fan
why?
>>63437744
![moqueca1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gXuWHHF.jpg "moqueca1[1].jpg")
>>63437946
>being such a dickless beta you're a grown-ass man who can't cook his own food
I cooked this tonight, and you're sitting there jacking off to Tsunaldo and being mad on the internet :^)
>>63438016
i dont give a shit about ronaldo
I AM TELLING YOU THIS FOR YEARS
HE'S A FUCKING FRAUD
THE BIGGEST ONE FOOTBALL EVER SEEN
>>63438125
>says anon, as he chimps out ITT.
It's okay, I probably didn't cook any of your cute brown nephews, you can relax.
>>63438268
never let the bants drive you out
>>63437733
Le classless man
>>63438268
>we are the nation with the tallest people in the world on average
you should visit croatia
>>63438268
dude, stop
>10/23 nigs
>>63438397
i'm not trying to have my car stolen by dirty third worlders thank you
>>63438473
you're trying too hard to fit in
>>63438171
>>63438071
>>63437900
>>63437744
>triggering the autist
Nice job brazil, the manlet is mad
>>63435619
>yfw he was just posing, not screaming
oftale pans
>>63438633
>>63438711
>white skin
try again fernando
>>63438473
>>63438268
>>63438125
trust pol to ruin a perfectly cozy bants thread
>>63438686
>oftale pans
oh thats the captcha was invalid in the first time besides being right
>>63438737
Why are Dutch people such faggots?
>>63434327
Does mainland Portuguese sound funny to Brazilians? serious question.
>>63438847
Dutch """""""" people """"""""
>>63438850
Very funny
>>63438877
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>63438850
Yes. They omit vowels, making it sound Slavic-ish.
>>63438879
This desu
>>63438737
>trying to shit on spain
Now, now, dont get cocky holland
>>63438850
Yup.
pt-br is all about vowels
pt-pt is consonantal
>>63438931
video related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCcPvXdXxZk
>>63439003
faszomat
>>63438847
soon
>playing a shit "sport"
>>63438847
>people
they just pineappleless croatia
>>63439067
is reggaeton a sport
>>63439027
Whats the problem? You can share all your world cup sorrow with me. Were brothers in this
>>63439094
go to bed, kid, you had too much sugar today
>>63439118
van itt magyar? magyarok? nem? igen?
faszom
>>63439140
This is an english image board Abdul lets try that again
>>63439045
>Spain fine
>literally everywhere else btfo
gg climate change
>>63439015
Holy shit!
>>63439045
oh noes
i am not looking forward to 5000 years in the future :(((((
>>63438071
That looks fucking delicious.
What's the English name for that? Image search only gives the Portuguese name. And google translate sucks.
>>63439045
Based switzerland is winning this too
>>63439245
My mother is into south american shit and did this once, you can find english recipes with this name, moqueca recipes or some shit like that
>>63439245
>filename
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moqueca
>>63439245
Not that anon but that's shrimp moqueca.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moqueca
afaik there's no english name for it
>>63439245
There's no English name. It's just moqueca. It's delicious
>>63439045
/ignore flood
>>63439045
fugg
>>63439327
damn i must try making this
>"TSUUUUUUU"
What did he mean by this?
>>63438071
I'm jealous
looks delicious
GOAT
>expecting banter in a cr7 thread
He needs to get his shit together
All of the Barca top 3 have exceeded him now 2bh
>>63433316
MLS MLS MLS IS NEXT. Big paydays and lots of scrubs.
>a soccer player almost reach 31
>waaah why is he so shit?!!
>>63439045
You do realize we are already seven meters below sea level right?
>>63435619
>Playing a game
>This guy scores a tap in against you
>He runs towards the corner flag and bellows "TSUUUUUU"
Must be hell desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0zLG3NrIrM
>3:13
he could pass to 2 players for a 2:2 tie, but noooo
>>63452706
3:30 actually
>>63452712
>>63452706
That really was awful.
>>63452706
literally azzar tier with the le running in circles and doing nothing
>>63452706
Great pass from hames in the play before that, though.
>>63453024
Thought the same here, donaldo is an idiot, you see manletic get pissed at not getting the pass kek
So when is Ronaldo going to prove himself in the EPL? He is lucky he gets carried by a world class team in Real.
he would vanish in Germany or England
>>63451328
Zlatan is 34 and was way better than TSUU over the two last games.
>>63433316
Dude, he'sa backup kicker in the nfl at best
>>63453649
I know this is a piss take but the Ronaldo that left the EPL was a different player to the Ronaldo of today. I genuinely think he'd struggle if he came back.
>>63439201
>Spain fine
Losing about 1 mile of their coastline would put their entire economy in the toilet.
>>63453656
Zlatan also had a better career than Donaldo
>>63451328
Pirlo, Xavi and Zidane were more relevant after 30 then before
>>63452706
>dat kroos reaction
lel
>>63434468
oh fuck
yes
>>63434518
hi daniel
>>63454059
yeah, all 3 players on the right were disgusted
>>63454044
No. Especailly not Pirlo.
>>63434518
hi daniel
>>63453992
lolno
Donaldo won 2 CLs, 3 WPOTY and went to world cups
Zlatan, not so much
>>63454100
Zlatan won leagues in 5 different countries with 8 different teams.
He scored some of the most beautiful goals in the last 20 years, he's in fact so succesful and dominant that people had to make up a word to describe him.
>>63454161
And he'll retire without a CL.
>>63454237
So did Maradona, Ronaldo, Baggio, Thuram, Nedved, Matthaus etc. and so will Buffon most likely. Doesn't mean shit.
>>63454275
>missing the argument entirely
As expected of a bong who didn't even read the previous posts.
The argument is bwteen who had a better career: Zlatan or Donaldo, keep those other shitters out of it.
>>63454275
You have to win at least 1 of CL or WC to be relevant. Nedved is an exception because he won Baloon door. Baggio a shit.
>Ibrahimovic never played in a CL final
>Ibrahimovic never played in a WC final
>Ibrahimovic never played well against non-amateurs
What a meme of a player.
>be Ibra
>play for Inter of Milan
>get eliminated in the roundof16 in the CL
>leave them, go to Barcelona
>get eliminated by Internazionale itself
>Inter wins the CL
>leave Barça, go to Milan
>get eliminated by Tottenham
>Barça wins the CL
>go to PSG
>be considered a demi-god for steamrolling a league that used to be steamrolled by Fred + Juninho
Jackie 4chan needs to allow webm with sound on all boards.
>>63454336
Baggio won the ballon d'or too
>>63454715
Please. Ballon D'ors pre-1996 are worth less than nothing.
>>63439327
>seafood
>fish
N-no thanks
>>63454727
Oh ok then, because you say so.
>>63454449
>Be Brazil
>Have player like Juninho
>Play shit in Centre Midfield instead
>Complain when you get outplayed by European teams
LEKEKEKEKEK
What I find strange about Ronaldo is that his team doesn't seem to suffer from much from it judging by their goal scoring record.
Normally when a team has a clear poacher, Nistelrooy for example you can clearly see the team suffer from it. No surprise that after Nistelrooy left they won 3 leagues in a row if I recall correctly.
But with Real Madrid has scored more with Ronaldo than before.
Either La Liga defence of their lower tier clubs have become much worse post 2009, or the defenders/refs are paid off or players of Real not named Ronaldo are/were extremely underrated, or Ronaldo's presence as a poacher has no ill effect.
The last option I think is the unlikeliest
>>63437744
kek, 2 days ago he was just one goal off the topscorer position. Don't be that delusional
>>63457740
>halal
>>63457740
yea, scoring 5 against espanyol. dont be that delusional
>making fun of a top athlete who makes millions and fucks 10/10 women
You guys are just pathetic.
>>63461398
>>63455140
England pls
>>63441276
wait
isn't the girl on the left side Messi's wife?
It's already on torrent kek
>>63462173
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63439045
Looks like Spain and Morocco are touching dicks
