The second legs of the conference semifinals start as the SS winners NY Red Bulls take a 1-0 lead back home against their Atlantic Cup rivals DC United
Starts in 30 bings on ESPN
>>63427960
DC lineup
>Starting XI: Hamid; Kemp, Opare, Boswell, Birnbaum; Rolfe, Kitchen, Halsti, DeLeon; Espíndola, Saborío
>Available Subs: Dykstra, Arrieta, Martin, Aguilar, Doyle, Mishu, Farfan
Will DC United finally become the first neo-nazi soccer team in the U.S. after their logo redesign?
Hopefully DC stops being a slampiggy and decides to try this game, if not then this game wont be worth watching...
Nothing to see here boys, wait till 5pm eastern to watch Crew vs Impact.
>>63428222
the minnesota kickers will be that neo-nazi team.
>>63428269
They have it in them to do more than punt the ball forward and cross their fingers.
Whether they decide to actually play soccer or not is anyone's guess.
>sell out
It's like 60% full.
>new york red memes
Trollpost
>>63429716
>the biggest stadium in the US
it's never been filled
>>63429876
joke's on you because it was me sleeping in her bed last night.
>>63429830
But the biggest stadium in the U.S. was filled, and I was there, and it wasn't in Jersey
>>63430216
Because it was the meme team of whites vs the meme team of hispanics.
I have such a hard time taking Eastern Conference games seriously. The rivalries just seem so forced and the style of play is outdated. The stadiums are old and never sellout. Not to mention the fucking team names are horrendous.
Don't worry, the NYCFkek fans haven't caught on yet that the Dead Bulls are in the playoffs, if they win this round there will be an exodus of kekers to the busc.
>>63430566
Rbny v DC is the original mls rivalry you fucking faggot. Better than your reddit tier Cascadia shit.
>>63430566
Other than the comment about the names this is one of the dumbest posts I've ever read
>half empty stadium
>>63430650
The Cascadia clubs have been around since the early 70's. If anything, NYRB and FC United are just original meme rivalries. They're small potatoes to be honest.
>>63430676
That's weird because it's all true. Although I may be off about the style of play, it's hard to truly tell since I always fall asleep watching EC games.
>>63430721
Those aren't the original clubs, faggot. They folded multiple times and had several years of either not existing or not playing each other
>Card
Why?
>>63430795
The names and fans are the same. Regardless, Cascadia actually has a history of professional soccer unlike every other MLS club besides San Jose. Don't act like this "rivalry" is on par with theirs.
>>63430766
Explain how the DC vs. NY rivalry is "forced"
>>63430721
>>63430918
Cascadiaposting is starting to get out of hand.
>>63430918
Seattle's average attendance was like 3,000 a game prior to joining mls. Textbook meme club.
>>63430650
>muh MLELS teams invented by Nike in 1995 are 100% authentic rivals
>>63430795
And yet they're still a rivalry game, because the fans remember and care. Rivalries are historic. If New York is bombed to rubble tomorrow and it takes a few years for the Yankees to return, they'll still be rivals with the Red Sox when they come back.
>>63430918
>New York has no history of soccer
Alright we beer now
>>63430795
How many people on the national team are from the PNW?
>>63431050
>fans remember and care
Are you fucking kidding most of those supporting fans haven't even kicked a ball let alone own one.
>>6343117
Meant for
>>63430918
That counter attack actually looked pretty good.
>>63431451
>that ellipsis at the end
Lel
>DC sucks!
Genius
Did that guy just call Espindola a spic?
>>63431451
>being mad enough to search for and post this
This thread was dead until I started posting. Not even your own fans can watch this borefest. Be thankful, friendo.
>>63431671
We're actually watching the game instead of posting unlike cascmemeia fans who are more worried about uploading their fight and win chant to Instagram
I like these crowd chants
>>63430650
Good joke
>>63431608
huh?
>>63431979
It more than pisses me off that they have their tifos raised by the stadium staff, otherwise that's pretty good.
DC United is the most boring soccer team I have ever watched. I wish the Revs kicked them out.
>TV shows the Statue of Liberty which is also in NJ
NY state keked in national tv
if nyrb wins the cup, they will kill soccer
One goal by DC send this into extra time right?
>>63433045
Yes
This ref is a mess
Who's the retard who thought having Moreno as a commentator was a good idea?
>>63433338
Lack of replacements
probably gonna skip these EC games.
too boring
>>63433579
I agree, single match elimination would be better
>>63433579
Nah, Crew vs. Impact should be a lot more exciting. DC United just brings out the worst in teams.
>>63433579
Montreal/Columbus should be fun
I don't know why this NY/DC series is so fucking boring
>>63431100
This thread isn't for the Cosmos
And all those Jewish immigrant amateur teams were memes
>>63431979
All those starving artists in NY and this is the best illustration they can do? It's because they're in Jersey and not NYC, isn't it?
>>63433754
It's because of DC
>>63433338
I love Aly. His banter is great, as opposed to Lalas and Twellman's sperg attacks
>>63433991
Literally anyone is better than twellman.
DC plays boring soccer but it's been a largely successful strategy. As a fan I can't really complain. I have a moderate amount of faith in benny.
>>63433991
He's a dumb spic and not funny
>75% chance a Cascadia team goes to the MLS Cup
>50% chance for that team to win it
What is that, like a 33% chance for a Cascadia team to win MLS Cup?
Who are they singing this Ramones song for?
>>63434079
Oh I don't fault the strategy in terms of success. Its just boring, though to be fair I think that's due to a very old and not the most mobile attacking core. You play with the tools you have.
>>63434141
37.5% chance, assuming that all teams have an equal chance at advancing
>Using south american chants in spanish
>Using english chants
Come on RB Ultras, you can do better than that.
Christ this game is boring. I should be studying.
>>63434473
Mi amigo, we don't all speak espanol.
>>63434473
There's a lot of central/South American red bull supporters
does Kljestan have the best moustache in soccer right now?
>mfw people said Bobby Boswell isn't making a difference playing with DC now after they lost the first leg.
>>63433776
nice moving goal posts senpai
>>63434760
>le 90's pornstar mustache
i don't think so tim
literally just ONE fucking goal is all we need. please.
>>63434760
>>63434878
Pornstache is best moustache amigo, but if he had a flat cap, he'd look like a player from the 30s or something.
Zubar is a disaster waiting to happen
>>63434473
You sure that's not DC United's Barra Brava?
>>63435314
I recall the chant supporting Red Bulls, will try and pay more attention though
>>63435314
It's not Red Bulls supporters do chants in both English and Spanish
I want to punch that autist who was playing the olympic theme on their horn at the game.
Can I just say this game was major league shit
>>63435485
>implying MLS isn't just immigrant millennials and affluent white liberals
This game is shit. Cant wait for the crew vs drogba.
FINALLY A FUCKING SCORE
Leave it to a Brit to elevate this game
G O A L
O
A
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If you're going to let BWP get past you at least try to get him offside.
New game thread when you're ready
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>>63435499
Didn't know that. I just assumed since he mentioned South American chants that the league's resident sudamericasnobs would be to blame. I know at least some of them traveled the not-too-far trip.
>pic related
>DC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63432146
The South Ward wanted to be able to do it, but I think it's a liability thing.
>>63435895
>Poonion only had a -2 GD
Good times eh Doop bros?
>>63435974
R-rebuilding
things are starting to look better
