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memes
>>63419240
Good OP
>>63419240
Haha that is a great joke
>>63419292
Heathen scum.
What did everyone do with their Ladbrokes in play? Went Arsenal 3-1
Flora HUP
is betting on the Patriots today free money?
>>63419240
This is stolen from somewhere, a global warming joke goes along the same lines if I remember correctly
>>63419333
Thanks lid, up insane :D
F L O R A
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Couldn't get on flora ffs
Rate
>>63419538
Clean your screen you scruffy meff
>system loosely based on betting against moron majority has netted me profit 7 years in a row, since i started betting
>not working this year
i-is vegas onto me
>>63419559
not my screen, my friend just sent me this from his comp
>>63419602
Where the fuck did he get those odds
>>63419602
Yeah sure, you really expect me to believe that you melt?
>>63419618
it's a teaser idiot
Any juicy picks for the evening lads?
is liverpool the bet ?
>>63419733
Lmao
>>63419733
AWWWWW
>>63419733
it is now
Large staking Ghana U20 Women -0.5 from 3-0
>>63419915
Post slip. Ship has sailed methinks :/
>He wasn't on inter win 1-0
Explain this anons
based Djokovic desu
>>63419733
i meant after the goal ofc
>>63419948
Last inter six wins were 1-0
One day I tried to bet fairly on Greek leagues and I lost my whole bank. The next day I followed the money and I became rich. To all Greeks here do you feel shame? I'm disgusted for you.
>>63419948
>tfw bet U1.5 on all serie A games
>become rich
>>63419915
HUP
A r s e
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>>63420207
Was just about to get on Liverpool @ 3.5 and they scored ffs
>>63420498
course you were ;)
>>63420547
I was, I just put it on my betslip and then they scored
>2/2 OHL
>0/3 NHL
Windsor -1.5, -2, 3Way vs Guelph (should be a blowout)
Oshawa 3Way (riskyish) vs Flint
if QMJHL (Quebec hockey) lines open up today i'd recommend just hitting overs on a bunch of the games and seeing what happens.
Neymar...
>>63419240
>having irrational beliefs is a good thing
>>63420695
he's no Richie Allen
Is a great looking Real Madrid away to an out of form Sevilla @1.91 a rare example of a mainstream special?
>You will never be as shrewd as Dom Linsley
DGDGD
>>63420887
Yes, put your house on it friend :)
>>63420887
mind you, lots of absences in the Real squad, especially offensively
>tfw overs goldmine league finishes today
Just had Port Vale let me down for £3000
>>63421177
Just had your mum suck my dick for £20
>>63421227
zzzzzz
>>63421177
Good
>>63421331
that's what she said
>>63420695
Just seen it.
wew lad
>>63420695
Decent desu
>>63421749
Splendid.
>tottenham winning at arsenal
get on arsenal - lids, it's a matter of time
Cmon arse
>>63421877
I'm watching the match and Spurs are probably playing better m8
>>63421984
>tottenham winning away to arsenal
lumped a £10 on GB @ CAR over 46 and pats -14
how fucked am i?
If anyone wants a cheeky £10 punt id take Joe Dunne to be next Cambridge manager @17 on Skybet. He's caretaker at the moment and it seems to be his job to lose, a couple of wins should put him over the top. His son plays at Colchester at the moment and says Joe's still deciding whether he wants to take on the job full time if offered. Worth a £10.
slow day
Can someone explain exactly what it is Rossy boy does?
>>63422135
Takes me to the cleaners
>>63422135
>>63422210
LOL
James Luxton
5 mins · Tipster
Over 4 first half goaline CD Laguna Women vs UD Tacuense Women - Medium Stake @ 1.8
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Tom SJ Take O4.5 small James Luxton? Sorry lol, limited
Like · Reply · 2 mins
James Luxton Nah
Like · Reply · 1 · Just now
>le fraud man
Dread to think how many in-flight drinks I've paid for ross.
Need Giroud to score the winner like A I R
>>63421877
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
>>63422210
R A R E
>>63422268
Googling every name in Lux and keeping all the ones who work in London.
Then going to slowly narrow it down and find you.
>>63422210
R A R E
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>>63422268
So you're in Deluxe, interesting... :^)
>>63422410
>>63422456
was copied across to me desu, not in Deluxe anymore. I am in PGA for le meltdowns though :^)
>>63422410
>tfw in Lux's group
>tfw in London
Don't mistake me for him lid
My mum has finally broken down and decided she's going to let me be shrewd if I want
>>63422268
Le stats padding man
Would love to be paid to tip these piss easy bets, surely as people get shrewder they'll not need spoon feeding on rball, 365 only bets? His tipping record for asian bets is dire. Some of his tips are solely based on 365 not being in line with asia, I mean how easy is that?
Okay so I'm placed a bet on the Pacers to beat the Cavs. Cavs have a -7 handicap and the odds are 0.77 Cavs and 1.18 Pacers.
Pacers have won their last 3, but Cavs have won their last 5.
I have a good feeling about this one
L U X S U R R E A L
>>63422506
Nah you're in Deluxe and not PGA, I'm about 75% sure on who you are now, one more clue and I will know for sure. Silly decoys like this post will not deter me :^)
>>63422552
Cheers lid. Surreal input. On huge.
>>63422542
Start a twitter account. Get a few k follower. Start charging ;)
>>63422542
>rball bet
>365 only
Not a Lux arselicker but you're clueless
>>63422620
pls no bully
>>63422631
Fight me irl
tears if ur not on mali u21 guvs
>>63422783
I froze your tears and made a dagger, and stabbed it in my cock forever
>>63422783
You mean u17? Scared about Osimhen desu
>>63422542
Mark?
This AFC United game seems a bit strange
>>63422879
ya u 17
mali +3 cheeky fiver. also most shots on target and W.
come on augsburg score 1 ffs
>>63422268
Refund
>>63422942
Maybe tipped?
No more tears lads. These odds are too good to pass up.
>>63423114
Ooops, forgot the trip code.
Great day so far!! 11 tips posted. 8 wins, 1 half win, 1 loss, 1 half loss. (Not including a few tiny Hollywoods). Going for a well earned pint or 2. Be back on in a bit. Prophet on advised steaks. DGDGD.
>>63423114
>doing NFL accys
>doing NFL bets in general
North Americans more embarrassing than in-play bonus offer posters
>>63423076
That's probably it, though I remember reading in the paper about possible fixed matches in lower Swedish leagues. Don't know what you would tip either, odds were pretty accurate.
>>63423210
Cheers Dom
>you will never live the Ladbrokes life
>>63423114
>>63423162
Thank god. Almost followed this.
>>63422942
How so?
James Mckeown
Just now · Tipster
UTC Cajamarca Reserves +1.5 asian at home to San Martin Reserves - Bet365 - Medium @ 1.85
I have correct line -0.5 at 1.75 for San Martin. -0.75 at 2.00. Enough value for a medium tip, a handicap win is unlikely.
Two factors which are not factored into prices:
Altitude (2750 metres)
Playing surface (Artificial) - San Martin play on grass
Current prices are the same prices as when the market opened which doesn't reflect altitude/playing surface, just based on the table. I think cause there are a lot of games on, it has been ignored by pre-game stakers etc. Cajamarca are utter piss to put it lightly. Which is why odds are as they are. They do have the benefit at home of playing at 2750m. San Martin their opponents today are based at sea level on the coast in Lima.
UTC Cajamarca:
Home: 1-2-3
UTC 0-3 César Vallejo (Vallejo from sea level, only worry)
UTC 2-2 Alianza Lima (Alianza from sea level)
UTC 0-1 Cienciano (Cianciano from 3400m)
UTC 0-0 Alianza Atletico (Alianza from sea level)
UTC 1-2 Sporting Cristal (Cristal from sea level - best team in the league)
UTC 3-2 Sport Loreto (Loreto from sea level)
Away: 0-0-6
Deportivo Municipal 2-0 UTC
Melgar 3-1 UTC
Ayacucho FC 1-0 UTC
Unión Comercio 4-0 UTC
Universitario 3-0 UTC
Real Garcilaso 1-0 UTC
San Martin:
Home: 2-0-3
San Martín 0-1 Sporting Cristal
San Martin 3-0 Sport Loreto
San Martin 0-2 Juan Aurich
San Martín 0-3 Municipal
San Martín 3-2 Melgar
Away: 5-0-1
Unión Comercio 4-2 San Martín (Comercio from 900m - No effect)
Universitario 2-3 San Martín (Universitario from Lima - Sea level)
Real Garcilaso 1-2 San Martin (Garcilaso from 3400m - Brilliant result)
Leon de Huanuco 0-6 San Martin (Huanuco from 1900m - Minor effect)
César Vallejo 1-2 San Martin (Vallejo from sea level)
Alianza Lima 0-1 San Martín (Lima from sea level)
GL.
>>63423210
>pint or two
>>63423230
Why would anyone want to do an nfl parlay?
>>63423292
Brommapojkarna's price dived from 1.3 to 1.045 or something in the 10th minute and after that AFC United were absolutely all over them.
>>63423350
>You will never get harassed by homeless people in downtown Denver with Maple
T-thanks Blue Jays ;_;
>>63423436
>never
>implying im not just waiting to get my passport renewed
>>63423210
>you will never be as much as a Geordie lad as Dom like
>>63423425
Interesting. Can't log in to Asianodds for a change but I assume it is 365 only and doubt it is fixed so I went small on +3 from 0-1 since it looks too even to have such odds. Seems AFC Utd werent in the U19 top flight but I'm an rball slave
>Zenit
>>63422598
He is in PGA because he often mentions posts in there, such as >>63400861
either that or someone in a group just copys them across, which is more likely
Large staking San Martin Reserves SW @1.95
>>63424006
HUP
>MACKERS
>>63424204
He just won't leave Peru alone. Long write up on south america = loser.
Does bet365 not have a search function?
Can't see it anywhere and it's driving me fucking mad
>tipperlels
Mackerel so tez, who said admin was good? Ruined my weekend again, stupid cunt
>>63424392
>following tips from someone who is down £1,000,000 this year
you've only got yourself to plame
>>63424593
Your b fell over
>>63424593
I know he was up 400k by March, how has he lost over a mil?
>>63424593
>>63424593
He's not down this year and people tell me his admin is good he just can't profit in Asia. Easy to say it now bet has lost you fucking cocksucker
Need more goals in Norway like A I R
>>63424392
Admin has 66% strike rate for November. You should be max staking every bet because you will get limited following them.
>>63424662
He did alright up until June and increased stakes for U20 world cup and got lucky which inflated how well he was doing. Since then he's wiped out all his profit for the year, been losing for 6 months in main group.
>>63424873
Has it? I'm about 0/3 maybe tipperleaks is just posting the shite ones
>>63425036
5 of previous 6 won
But you are the trader's nemesis.
You have a worth of roughly £2mil from making bets when gambling was easier. You have several properties and make over £10k/month from a tipping FB group. You notice it is harder to get big stakes on your tips and start staking big on bad bets to make up for it. This is having an impact on your profit, and starting to lose you money.
Do you:
A) Invest a big chunk of your money in property to rent as well as tracker funds, allowing you to live off your acquired wealth while placing smaller stakes on good bets to pass the time
B) Continue to stake 5 figures on Premier League football, lying to yourself about your ability to profit, eventually losing everything?
M A C K E R S
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>>63425327
That top one was unreal. I got on [email protected] iirc.
>When you go on twitter
Needed Gijon DC for just over 2k on my accy
>>63426716
ATLETICO
>>63426716
baka
m8 works for fremantle media and says votes for x factor have mason, monica and kiera in the bottom three with anton just above mason, bankroll them
>Madrid actually drifted out
>>63423333
Should've checked this post before betting on tipperleaks alone.
Mackers won't ever stop believing in altitude bets, will he?
Is Real Madrid -0.25 the ultimate mainstream special?
>>63423333
0-4 now absolute eye water home and away is OF COURSE already factored in the odds.
>>63427334
Yes tbqh gonna MILK the bookies on this one Euan.
>>63427464
The need to win to keep level on points with Barca. No reason for them not to win really.
>>63427538
DNB is ridiculous @1.5
On Real -0.25 at 1.84 standard stake
Up insane on Deportivo San Martin, unreal value on other side.
>>63427538
Yes that's how it always works
I'm not that guy that regularly goes into a casino and leaves with more money than he went in; those are characters from fiction literature. I did realize early on though that in order to succeed in life, one must take risks and immerse himself continuously into new knowledge. Learning, adapting and the willingness to take chances can transform even the dumbest addict gambler into a savvy investor, entrepreneur, feared poker player and professional sports bettor. My highest achievement is how I took my shitty family as a negative example instead of an influence. Your highest achievement? Limitless.
>>63428037
I know, thanks.
>8-0 DAs
Upping to 1.5x special stake
DGDGD
>>63428174
I don't know this meme, to whom does it refer?
How are you feeling about your NFL accy's at half time lids?
I don't understand Asian doubles.
>>63428377
Finnie's tits aren't really any of your business.
>>63428500
underrated comment
>>63427334
>no value in mainstream
LOL. Imagine not backing REAL MADRID above evens in a Lel Liga game against anyone other than Barca and Atletico.
>>63428582
>STILL going down
Shrewd beyond words desu
>Madrid
Ramos injured baka
>>63428729
1-0.
Hope you got on lids.
xD
dat Redskins handicap
J U I C Y
absolutely NO value in NFL desu lids
been learning that the hard way
wiped out most of my MLB profits
>tfw too pussy to make bets after making 50 quid
>>63428938
Have you been watching? They've been dropping passes all day long
>>63428951
I had this ages ago when I got up to a 1k roll and was staking £50 per bet and felt like a big boy.
Now I regularly stake over £300 like its nothing.
>>63429066
Ooooh look at me I regularly stake over 300 quid like it's nothing #pathetic
>>63429066
B I G B O Y
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>>63429128
sucking dick pays well, so he can stake more, m8
>>63429128
>>63429184
Alright chill out, where did I say £300 was a big stake?
Just pointing out that the more you go up the less you care about the amounts, compared to where you first start and you worry about 2 figure bets.
>>63429128
#bitter
>>63429210
#weakbanter
>>63428951
You have to mentally seperate your bankroll from your actual money. Helps with not chasing losses too.
>>63429252
it wast't banter m8
IMAGINE not being on Real Madrid. Just imagine for a moment.
>>63429244
Just drake and joshing with ya buddy
>>63429383
I don't need to, didn't think there could be any value in mainstream, I'm dac on Macker's reserves shite instead
>>63429383
IMAGINE
>>63429383
Cunt.
>>63429383
What was that?
>>63429383
They just seemed overpriced, can't explain it. I would've had them 0.2 ticks lower on everything.
>>63429383
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63429462
>>63429477
>>63429489
>>63429499
>>63429506
>>63429510
Excellent now I can reback.
>>63429506
>ticks
I don't think you know what this means.
A tick is 1.86 to 1.84 for example on the exchange
>>63429462
Air
>>63429577
Tears buddy
>>63420083
serie a had the most goals per game last season clueless MUG
>>63429704
seems like this season there have been a lot of 1-0 wins or 0-0 draws, you seething slug
just my observation
>>63429704
False, you fat dickhead.
>>63430377
He's correct when talking about the major leagues
>>63430377
>sizeist
People like you are scum
>>63430377
Goals scored in leagues: Serie A- 1024 (2.72) La Liga- 1009 (2.66) EPL- 975 (2.57) Ligue1- 947 (2.49) Bundesliga- 814 (2.66)
>>63430518
I was fat as a kid and got called fat every fucking day. Now I'm fit I get to call fat cunts fat.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/11982133/Former-Arsenal-Liverpool-and-Manchester-United-players-face-ruin-and-losses-of-100m-in-film-investments.html
>investing
>>63430656
So you know how it feels but inflict it on someone else. Kill yourself
>>63430959
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3309171/England-s-Rugby-World-Cup-flops-blew-100-000-investing-shares-tipped-squad-s-kit-man.html
>taking stock tips from a kit man
>tfw only ugly girls match me on tinder
what do?
>>63431336
>still using tinder
>>63419240
>tfw no thread verse
why?
>>63431303
>>63430959
/biz/ on suicide watch.
>>63431336
Come to the terms with the fact that you're ugly and lower your standards. Or just move to asia or somewhere where they find europeans more attractive
>>63431336
Stop being Pakistani and/or being poor.
I bet mostly in game, as you can see how well teams are playing at the time. I roughly break even on pre-game bets and make a profit with the in-game stuff.
I go on bet365 and just have a look at the games that are live. By looking just at the odds you can usually tell how the game is going, and just look for odds that strike as unusual. Like, say the away team is winning 0-1, half time has just gone past, but their odds to win the game are very high. Makes you wonder why the odds are like that, and it's likely the other team are playing well and will likely score.
Look for a game that's either 0-0, or 1-0 where the favorite is losing, and the game is between the 45-55' min mark. Once I spot one I go and look at the live stats and look to see if one team is clearly dominating with shots on goal/possession, and if they are, then things get interesting.
Next step, go on soccerway for that team, select the match they are playing now, and then go to the H2H section, where you can see stats for both teams in the game. Scroll to the bottom and there'll be stats on how many goals both teams score/concede for their games, then make a decision if it's worth the risk.
Normally I start with a 30euro stake, and once I've made it back I'll cash out the original stake, then continue betting with my winnings, until stakes start getting high and I chicken out :p
Today was day 1 betting with winnings, so I stake it at half time in the Exeter match because the were dominating Didcot Town, no idea how they hadn't score in the first half, couple minutes later it came in.
>euan
>euan
>euan
>>63429383
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>suicidal on madrid
>>63427334
>>63428582
>>63429577
>>63427334
'no'
>>63431454
Don't even start cause I could shoot you down all day long desu
>>63431477
>>63431545
>>63431647
>not trading out after the first goal
Tears, my unshrewd friends
>>63431796
>damage control
>>63431796
Post slip
>>63431796
You're potentially the worst after timer here if you actually did that, which you probably didn't. Die in a fire.
At least get me the refund madrid
>>63431758
James calm down
>>63431907
same, did not think I'd be sweating DNB
>>63431907
I'd take a half-loss at this point
>no striker
>people still backing real madrid
tsk tsk
Anyone else think Boca might throw the game against Rosario Central?
- Boca already won the league, Central 3rd
- Boca beat Central in the Cup Final on Weds but only due to the most horrendous refball and injustice
- It was so bad the officials were sacked the following day
- Boca are sending a complete second choice team, no Tevez who has carried them since July
- Boca's hotel has has had a big fence erected around it's perimiter with armed guards monitoring it which is unprecidented even in argentina
- "And Boca are paying Frightened and threatened with death, only three leaders will be traveling with the delegation to Rosario: Juan Carlos Crespi, Jose Requejo and Cesar Martucci."
- "Despite the massive police operation to be deployed for the meeting, which will include 900 troops, the fear of retaliation is enormous. Even the Executive Committee of Central afraid of what could happen in Sunday's Giant."
- If Boca win they might not get out of the city unhurt
Argie teams not afraid to fuck games off when it suits..
Anyway, Central need to win to guarentee Copa Lib qualification and since the AFA won't give them a replay of the Cup a win today would represent a huge moral victory for them at least
Worth a small bet anyway i think.
death
>Sevilla 3-1 up
Euan so tez at mainstream
I don't even
Wanted to put money on Sevilla but pussied out lads desu
>Real Madrid Club de Fútbol
Overs hup
Tears
>They actually thought betting on Madrid on evens was a steal
>Madrid don't have Benzema
>Crynaldo virtually anonymous
>Ramos went off injured
My sides @ this general.
Should have seen this coming when they started Pepe and Casilla
Will really have to clean up next tourny, good thing bookies are clueless
Madrid @51 against nobodies Seville lump on
Mainstream just not profitable any more, since asia came about over the last few seasons it's impossible to profit
James Mckeown
1 min
My most confident pre-game mainstream opinion in a long time, a bit of in-play support and will admin. Posting main group for now as big lays in Asia and you boys wont have a massive effect on prices. I haven't staked yet, seeing how the game starts.
Rosario Central -0.5 2.00 at home to Boca Juniors
Basically Boca Juniors won the league last week at home, they then went onto beat Rosario central in the Cup final on Thursday. Winning the league and Cup in the same week. They partied and partied hard. This is a nothing game for them. They have won everything there is to win during the past week. All the team went out on Thursday night, I think that will have a lingering effect onto todays performance.
Also, Boca are missing virtually their entire starting XI, either due to injury, suspension or being rested. They are simply on their holidays now.
>>63432939
>mackers nicking my bet
>>63432982
I tipped it yesterday
>>63433007
I tipped it on Friday
>>63433007
no you didn't
If you are all so fucking obsessed with asia why dont you just move there?
>>63432939
do the bookies know this?
>>63433133
?
Yeah I did, news has been out for a while, odds were decent on soft books.
>>63433191
No mate bookies clueless as per
>>63432939
Going big lads
>>63432939
Excellent will lay Rosario then gonna be great
Reminder that the asian market has already seen and interpreted the team news
Reminder that this is priced correctly
Fairly decent stake on Boca here
>>63433619
Why? Price is right just like it was for Real Madrid
>>63433680
Because Mackers is backing the other team and every Mackers backs loses at the moment
>>63433619
Nice.
Not got a bet on it but this is one of those rare moments you can see two titans of betting go head to head.
J West vs. Mackers, pitting their wits against each other. Who will come out on top?
>>63433798
Take that cock out your mouth lad
Just like that epic Bolivia loss will be watching this with no bet praying to God Mackers' loses again the meltdown on pga will be W O R L D
Does Mackers have his own money on this? How much?
bet 45p on Rosario -1 at 3.00
High stakes here lads
>>63433985
>I haven't staked yet, seeing how the game starts
Most of PGA are on it though
Will Euan ever own up to his awful mainstream bets?
Need Rosario to hit the post so Mackers throws 6 figures on
>Mackers
down oceans
ha
