Kick off: 13:30
Top of the table vs bottom
Villa have a new manager and are hoping to regain some form.
TEAM NEWS:
>Aston Villa
Guzan; Hutton, Richards, Clark, Amavi; Gana, Veretout, Sanchez; Gil, Ayew, Sinclair. #AVFC
>subs
Bunn, Bacuna, Lescott, Richardson, N'Zogbia, Gestede, Grealish.
>Manchester City
Hart, Sagna, Kompany (C), Otamendi, Kolarov, Fernando, Fernandinho, Toure, De Bruyne, Sterling, Bony
>subs
Caballero, Demichelis, Mangala, Clichy, Delph, Navas, Iheanacho
>Delph on the bench
Pellegrini doesn't ever crowdplease does he
both of these teams are utter shit and an embarrassment to the premier league
>>63414736
Aston Villa literally invented the league m8
>>63414750
inventing stuff doesnt stop you from being shit at it
Scott Sinclair for England
Which one is the shit one?
Ciaran Clark or Nathan Baker
fernandinho fernando yaya starting again
pepper your angus 2bh
>>63414708
that villa team is pretty dire.
at least the worst players are on the bench.
13th for richards
how would you fix villa right now?
bear in mind you cant do any of the following
>buy new players
>kidnap new players
>bribe other teams to lose
>general criminal activity
>>63414872
>drop agbonglahor
>drop guzan
>pass forward
>score goals
>>63414872
442
>>63414872
bang anybody who chats shit
Can we delete the other match thread? I dont like biased as fuck OPs
>>63414940
gotta have the mods do it desu
>>63414940
Just make sure this one gets posted in more
>£40m worth of french speaking players
Villa will win 2-0
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>>63414969
>Villa will win 2-0
stopped reading right there m7
1-2
Ayew, Bony, KDB
is this game on NBCSN lads?
>betting advert with player called Van Hoof
I like this
>>63415028
think its on CBSNFXLGBTQT3.14+1
>>63415063
the idea that theres is people out there who think like these betting ad lads is horrible. absolute migs
>>63415092
The coral ones are shit desu
>>63415077
you know you don't have to be rude
>>63415103
they're all shite, but the ones where they try & make the punters look like some sort of genius are just cringey.
>he
is going to score today lads
>>63415103
get your mobile out ;)
>>63414708
bet Ayew will score
>segment on city
>play oasis
>interview noel gallagher
disgusting
>the city of everyone who bet mou would be sacked next
>>63415013
>Bony
>scoring
pick 1
>>63415143
>segment on united
>muh dead players
I just decided I'm a Ashton Vanilla fan.
What should I expect?
>>63415177
Relegation
>>63415177
disappointment
>>63415177
winning the championship soon
>>63415192
That's pretty based desu.
>>63415177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieq99w-VQ40
BONY
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2015
>He wears the white poppy
How much of a kek can you be?
>>63415177
1 9 8 2
9
8
2
>Tfw new manager syndrome does us over
Fuck man, I should have made this easy and picked Arsenal.
hey la is it okay if i watch footy with you guys?
>>63415157
mou is literally getting sacked tomorrow
>>63415252
you're welcome to join in to be truthful family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
>>63415255
hope not desu
>>63415255
YEah, but anyone who bet on him to be the next manager to get sacked just lost their bet
>>63415271
New peep show this week desu
>>63415215
why is this pic so funny
>Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap of faith"
>Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my team" - Kompany on the night of City's historic FA Cup win, his baby daughter had died 2 hours earlier
>Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every player I tackle, I have yet to meet one who didn't flinch"
>Otemendi & Roberts - "The war only stopped when the football started" - on their recollections of the Falklands War
>Sagna - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I was home"
>Zabaleta - "Even in the darkest of failures, a man can sleep. But for the man who fails to give his all, his mind cannot rest. Ever"
>Demichelis - "When you give 100% you play with fire, you might destroy your opponents or you might get burned"
>Fernando - "Everyone at the Etihad is my brother, everyone" - Fernando on his Afro-Brazilian-Nationalist past
>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"
>David Silva - "I love women, I love football, but if I had to choose, I'd die a virgin"
>Mangala - "Ooogu, boogu, bingo, bongo......sorry, were you expecting something else?"
>Richard Wright - "It's sad that the fans will never know just how much we love them"
>Fernandinho - "As long as a man has two feet to kick a football, he'll never be poor"
>>63415279
Did someone else get sacked?
>Being a fan of a team that has the worst owner in american and limey football
why are city so shit? they spent like £200m this summer and they're still awful. makes no sense
>>63415279
who got sacked?
>>63414872
play 4321 hoofball to tekkers.
oh nevermind
>>63415300
pulis
>>63415297
>Delph - "I didn't leave Villa cheaply, most players would pay to play for City"
>Clichy - "Born with this skin I was always told I was cursed, if that was true then this Manchester City shirt was the answer to my benediction"
>Bony - "They say slavery is dead but at Swansea I was just that, a slave dreaming off death. Manchester City FC doesn't "buy" players, it frees them and unleashes their potential"
>Sterling - "As a kid in Jamaica I dreamed of being the next Usain Bolt. As a teenager in England I dreamed of being the next David Beckham. When I arrived at the Etihad, I realised I was the first Raheem Sterling.
>De Bryne - "I was shocked when I heard MCFC had paid £55m for me, I told Shiek Mansour that it was too much, I wasn't worth such a stupendous fee. That charming man though just grinned, looked me in the eyes and declared "Are you kidding, Kevin? Don't you know Manchester City players are priceless."
>Navas - "Faster, faster, faster, it's all I ever think about, one of these days I travel through time"
>Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means my teammates don't have to"
>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11
>Aguero - "The greatest moment of my life" - Aguero claiming that scoring the winning goals against QPR were more important to him than the birth his child and his wedding
>Pellegrini - "Not every parents child can become an engineer but I am proud of my children nonetheless, they represented their father with passion and I know they tried their best to live up to my expectations" On his sides loss to Barcelona, referencing his son who killed himself after failing to get into Engineering school
>>63415302
Yeah, it's not like they're top of the table, qualified for the last 16 of the CL with 2 games to spare and till playing the City way
>>63415302
>southerners
Opinion discarded
3-0 VILLA
>>63415246
>us
what position do you play m8?
>>63415315
>Yeah, it's not like they're top of the table, qualified for the last 16 of the CL with 2 games to spare and till playing the City way
ahaha oh my god
>>63415302
Can't shake your true identity la
unironically support villa lads, not sure what will happen today but fairly pleased with the line-up compared to some of the teams tim put out
we will get jammy and stay up again though mark my words
Garde looks like he's regretting it already
>>63415317
the octopus plays for city though
>>63415315
>still playing the city way
overspending on every player they want and generally being a cancerous oil money club?
Will City even win a cup of trophies considerably without frights
>>63415335
Don't get your hopes up too much m7
>>63415335
did you ever really believe tim wouldnt leave you in this state?
if there's a New Jersey, where's Jersey
>>63415311
Fulham manager
bony walks like a cgi character lel
>>63415363
fucking ether yourself
>>63415359
>americans
WOOOO
>>63415335
we're going down m8
bugle fucking shits
>every fucking year
>>63415349
Attacking football with players with personality
>>63415352
Typical City, wouldn't have it any other way
How many chances will he waste today?
meeks and vinny
;_;
>>63415359
Outside of France
what are we betting on lads
>>63415346
Post your favourite sea animal then
>>63415379
>>63415382
quiet lads
>>63415358
nope after his good start at the end of last season I thought we'd have a comfy midtable season and not have to worry about relegation
literally say that every year though
>those fucking retards clapping early.
I didn't know Americans went to villa games.
>>63415397
kompany anytime goal
>>63415394
He's getting better
>>63415392
Pikeys arent human
>>63415414
Yes you did.
>>63415393
>tstill hasnt learned what typical city means
fuck off poleaboo
>>63415414
What's the matter? Did you get offended? Grow a pair.
>>63415414
Villa are American owned
>>63415396
thanks, you learn something new everyday
>>63415392
>expecting anything different from plastic paddys and catholics
>yaya is the one who will go forwards and not fernandinho
why live
>this delph chant lol
M8 they look pretty good.
This is our year.
>>63415392
Someone should make a version of that 'have you seen' comic with ireland showing up when poppies are mentioned
Why aren't you at the game? It's not sold out.
Why cant villa fans face the fact that they're a smaller club than city?
>>63415456
Pikeys and sandniggers
>>63415433
Wait for the whistle, it's not fucking hard Ranjeet.
>>63415440
>>this delph chant lol
what was it? i'm a bit deaf
>>63415456
waste of fucking money la i was a season ticket holder every year til 2 years ago
>>63415460
not yet desu
>>63415460
Villa have achieved more than City
i have no idea which is fernando & which is fernandinho desu
>>63415460
I'm deluded m8 desu
every chant this game will be city and villa fans arguing about delph
>>63415476
>>63415481
deluded brummies
>>63415427
What is Typical City then?
>>63415481
City have the greatest PL moment
>>63415456
>being from or living in Birmingham
kek
KEK
>>63415471
Cry me a river.
refball
>>63415456
I don't get paid enough.
>>63415472
the sterling one but with delph instead
>top of the league
Important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/5953194
http://strawpoll.me/5953194
http://strawpoll.me/5953194
http://strawpoll.me/5953194
We look so lethargic.
>>63415492
It's literally true though
Why isn't City's bandwagon growing like Chelsea's did?
>Toure
>>63415511
Don't even know any of these guys desu
>>63415526
It takes time, chelsea's didnt grow overnight, although it helped that they won a CL
>>63415493
>What is Typical City then?
being shite
>>63415526
City fanbase has been big for a while, they're the neutrals club
>>63415531
reddit! glad you could make it
>>63415526
they are pretty bland, they need to get a cult of personality manager or something
>and all of a sudden the thread died
>>63415564
Generally autistic people aren't the life of the party
>flowing counter attack
>kolarov gets the ball
>attack stops
every fucking time
>>63415526
every time someone thinks of manchester they think of united
every foreigner refers to manchester united as 'manchester'. city are just irrelevant right now.
>>63415564
Ah yes, you're absolutely correct, Mourinho helped a ton.
>>63415572
not sure what you mean by this
pellegrini seems like a nice lad but hes inoffensive and boring
they need to get a bombastic manager who will make headlines
like brenny or bielsa
What do Man City fans think of Bony?
>>63415574
Toure fucked up the last one though
When talking shit to people do I say
>My goaltender is GOAT because he's American
or
>My goalie is GOAT because he's American
??
>>63415601
stupid nigger
>>63415593
>hes inoffensive and boring
he's lovable and kind
pretty shit game lads
>>63415601
he'll get there 2bh, no more frustrating that a lot of the city team
only way this will be entertaining is if villa score first
Why do people care so much about borders. They realistically imaginary lines invented by the kahns. Maybe then we could make our european league and join the islands together
>>63415593
I'd rather they didn't, they're probably as inoffensive as it's possible for a bankrolled club to be.
>>63415604
neither because they're both untrue
but they're called goalies, or keepers. goaltender is some gay hockey thing. it's ''offside'' too not offsideS
>>63415613
Typical City player through & through
>>63415601
>Man City fans
What are those?
REMI GARDE 1874 EH!
>>63415621
i misread borders as blooters and was confused
>>63415604
you say "My goalie is shit because he's Brad Guzan"
Bunn when?
>>63415623
yeah but they will just continue to get ignored if they stay like this
>>63415604
Goaltender for sure, and mention his cleats
>>63415614
This applies to pretty much every match where a top team plays some shitters.
>no sergio to bully guzan
why live
>>63415640
That's good to know. Thanks for posting
>city no able to score from corners
>dont play le run to corner flag and win a corner man
ffff
Based brad does it again
>>63415670
Fantastic reply, definitely worthwhile.
I'll probably watch Murray get rekt if Villa doesn't score until it starts.
>>63415647
We're happy to be ignored even if we're successful. I'm not arsed about being 'known'.
>>63415392
Good lads, British soldiers are the worst.
STOP PASSING BACK TO GUZAN
>>63415670
>>63415687
Both me
>>63415702
Everyone here is just waiting for Dortmund v Schalke to start
Guzan means buttboy in Serbian language.
I'm thinking 3-1 citeh.
Also Shaun is head of the institute you either have to kill him or Nuke the wasteland.
>>63415736
ASHTON VANILLA WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS!
>>63415747
i thought you guys just spoke croatian
>that kit
why is west ham playing lads
1. Roma
2. Lazio
3. Inter
4. Fiorentina
>>63415757
Why would you even post that? It's such a stupid thing to say.
>>63415754
So basically the end of F:NV last DLC
>>63415757
What time is it in america & are you drunk m8?
>>63415736
I don't think Schalke is good enough right now to make it very interesting.
>bony ded
fuck sake
>>63415769
>meme leagues
leroy sane lads
>>63415810
sorry bout that
>>63415757
>stupid american 'humour'
>posting with a trip on
Sudoku yourself.
>>63415793
8 am, and I woke up drunk.
does hutton ever try to actually take his man on?
>striker injured
>bring on winger
top chuckle
>not putting ian nacho on
is it, dare i say it, nacho time
>>63415769
>watching rigged events
>>63414708
snek
>black and green faded shorts
ew
>>63415827
BASED
>>63415832
>implying KdB won't clutch this game for City anyway
>>63415754
Die in a fire you piece of human garbage
I thought man shitty had a super duper amazing youth academy?
yet de bruyne plays at striker ahead of iheanacho?
kek
Is it too early to start eating mince pies lads?
>>63415867
city having a good youth academy is just a meme
everyone knows they'll just buy some overpriced foreigner instead of trusting in their youth
REFBALL!!!!
>>63415867
what part of the table is your team
>>63415871
yes
>>63415867
fuck off, youth takes time to develop
>>63415871
had 2 yesterday desu
>literally having zero good strikers
Anyone got that webm of Kompany controlling it at the halfway line and then blasting a shot over the goal
>we have to watch arsenal and tottenham draw 0-0 when we could be watching based klopp doing his michael jordan jumps
>>63415865
>getting angry about video games
>>63415903
>klopps liverpool
>exciting
mate they're worse than west brom
>unironically worst part of the Club
>>63415903
is it not on the telly at all?
>>63415906
>being a chav
Solid from Villa thus far. I'm impressed
>>63415879
What position in the Eredivisie is your team?
>>63415918
FITE ME M8
>>63415924
Villa fan here, given the respective season I would have expected Villa to concede in the first 20 minutes
>>63415903
>>63415921
'barrasin m8
>>63415943
Remi Magic la
>attacking the side with sagna instead of kolarov
villa pls
>>63415943
if you concede against a team playing 0 strikers then you deserve to get relegated tbph
>>63415970
back in europe next year desu
>>63415944
That dude is staring at his teammate's ass.
>>63415983
>ass
easy cody
villa are much better than sevilla tbqf
>>63416005
>eating a pie on a plate, with a fork at the match.
What the fuck.
Kompany almost fucked that up
>>63415983
>He doesn't stare at his buddies' asses
What are you gay or something?
>>63416009
of course m8
even accrington stanley could comfortably beat sevilla
>>63416027
expecting any less from vinny
>>63416030
>>63415983
>ass
Why do southerners do this?
>$terling
>Sterlel
>stershit
Ashley Young tier dive
if there's a New Hampshire, where's Hampshire?
sterling is so fucking shit I can't even believe my eyes how shit this little cunt is
>>63416005
>This entire fucking picture.
>Diveling
>let cut in fall down niglet
City look really fucking shit. Who knew Aguero and Silva could carry them this much.
Sterling you pussy
Take the goddamned shot
>townsend saying there was contact
NO. that was a complete dive wtf
Toure has to be the laziest piece of shit I have ever seen
>remi gardeiola
>Only Man city gets refball
fukin niggers
>>63416095
le jog around and bloot man
>get paid millions
>can't use both feet
MURDERBALL
>>63416065
In England you mong
>Yellow card for allowing someone to fall over
>>63416065
If there's a New York, where's York?
>>63416136
Underneath New York.
i miss sterling lads
>>63416136
If Yorkshire is real, where is the Shire?
Diving Spanish cunt desu, good job he missed
