>this flag
>this topic
First for
>Moyes replaces Mouyes
>Mouyes replaces Moyes
you just know it'll be a boring draw
>>63413218
does Hazard even have a qt to cuddle him after all those embarrassing league defeats?
>>63413234
How? These games are always entertaining.
>>63413249
not recently. i only remember like two of the recent games
>>63413234
Last draw was 1-1 on 27 September 2014.
The draw before that was 3-3 on 20 April 2011
Before that was 4-4 on 29 October 2008
>boring draws
>Chocolate bar confirmed to be underageb&
Previous thread isn't autosaging yet
>inb4 hurr I dislike anime
I do too but why have two threads
>>63413290
op is too dumb to use the catalog
>>63413290
Posts start to auto-sage at 300 I thought? Or is it 400 for /sp/?
I'm not OP.
Aston Villa desu
>>63413343
500 for /sp/
>>63413343
It's 500
>>63413363
>>63413364
Oh. Meh. Either way. The other thread seemed pretty dead to me. But board etiquette and shit.
>>63413372
Other one is dead.
Autists be autists; it's best not to even try to appease them.
Prediction time! ABLs need not apply.
Aston Villa 0:7 Man City
Liverpool 1:0 Crystal Palace
Arsenal 3:2 Tottenham
>>63413159
I liked the thread better than qt weeb girls were in the OP.
>mfw a yank near me calls daniel craig daniel creg
>>63413391
That's not English. You're an Abronigger?
>>63413234
Clueless. Also, don't you have some indian slave maids to be torturing?
Predictions
Arsenal: 2-1 : Tottenham
Villa: 2-3 : City
Liverpool: 2-2 : Palace
Stop trying to force /epl/ , let it die with dignity
>>63413498
Stop trying to force /Eternal City Thread/, let it die with no dignity.
>>63413504
Eternal City Thread was stillborn desu
>>63413239
He has anime
>>63413504
It was never alive t.b.h.
You insist on being fair play, are you a real Englishman in that sense?
AW: I haven’t always been fair play. In each and every one of use there is the desire to win and hatred for defeat. It was very difficult for me to be fair play because of my aversion for defeat. Speaking of which, I still am the only manager to have won the league without losing a single game. But the English have something more when it comes to fair play. Look at the rugby team, knocked out in the group stages at home and they clapped the Australians off the field. That deserves respect! You know how much they suffer. How they are humiliated. It’s good for the image of sport.
What I enjoyed about sumo in Japan is that at the end of the fight, the winner never celebrates so as to not humiliate the loser. I’ve greatly suffered in defeat. When I see the behaviour and the excesses in some countries, I think the values the Japanese culture conveys or the English sense of values are remarkable.
In what way have you become English?
AW: It’s the country of the heart. It is not afraid of emotion. In English, people will say “I love it!”. We pollute our emotions because of our Cartesian spirit. We don’t know how to love without limits. We like PSG, but… The English know how to lose themselves in emotions.
>>63413488
seen this webm a hundred times but i still can't believe no one in that crowd looks like he'd be a decent human being
>>63413504
I'm the Leicester fan, not the city fan
Nth for depression teehee
>Arsenal having half their first team injured and got obliterated by Bayern
>Tottenham on a good run against shit opposition and their memestriker is scoring again
tough to predict
>>63413671
spurs here. we lose 3-1 tee bee aitch
There will be plenty of memes today , that I guarantee
Is there a more over hyped/meme derby than the North London one?
Spurs fan here. Feeling confident about our squad and form right now.
We're going to lose 3-0
>>63413697
>snake Delph
>Kane
>Wonga
>Villa relegation
All happening live in a thread near you
>>63413716
yanited - scouserpuddle 2bh
How the hell do we fit Dembele in our team today? He's undroppable right now desu, but son is back, Lamela is doing well, Eriksen is Eriksen, we can't drop Dier or Alli...
>>63413716
your team's derby
>>63413686
>>63413738
Please play fazio again
>>63413716
utd v liverpool, only memorable thing about it in recent times is the slippy g stamp.
>>63413739
is delph alive?
>implying villa won't win today
>>63413800
Villa winning would complete me
>>63413800
I can dream
;_;
>>63413800
they can win 4-3 as long as KDB gets me some fucking fpl points
>>63413750
super sub desu
Reminder that Mourinho will have spent his last game in charge of Chelsea at a hotel
i remember when I first got into footie torres was my favorite player. rip in piece lad
>>63413402
why would you even call the cunt?
Brenny in when
2-1 arsenlel
>>63413159
Spurs fan here Arsenal are not our Rivals
>tfw couldn't call David Cameron a cunt when he showed up on my tv because it was the minutes silence
>>63413959
who is then?
>>63413968
Success.
>>63413959
>>63413972
Nice proxy
where can i stream for free these days...
Who is more overrated, Wonger or Mouyes?
>>63413992
I got a "stream" for you if you know what I mean
>>63413968
West Ham no Spurs fan will admit it. Beating West Ham is far more important to Spurs fans
will chelsea get relegated
evens: yes
odds: no
>>63414003
I can see that
2-0 SPUDS IMHO
>>63413992
streamarium.co.au, littleshopofstreams.com, thisipisbannedforcopyrightinfrigment.net
There isn't actually such a thing as a london derby
too many happen for them to mean anything
>>63413992
Fucking google it you mong
>>63413992
reddit.com/r/soccerstreams
>>63413999
explain please
>>63413750
--------Dier-----Alli
Lamela-Dembele-Eriksen
------------Kane
Son comes on at the 60 min mark for Lamela or Dembele, or Dembele & Alli can swap it up.
Pretty versatile selection Poch has for himself.
B I G G E R
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>>63414023
I was talking about urinating on our aussie friend here t b h
Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy
You had
hands girl boy
and steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiled at you booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy
>>63414031
Europa league would even be a stretch. Tottenham and Liverpool could go 12 and 9 points clear today
>>63414049
They'll be worse off with Europa anyways, lets just hope Roman liquidates them & thats the end of it
![009VSC_Charlie_Day_006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h0M9MUn.jpg "009VSC_Charlie_Day_006[1].jpg")
>>63414044
I thought this was a Charlie song for a minute there
>>63414044
stevie g's theme desu
>guy on left: mourinho
>guy on right: reality
>>63414019
that's why this is called the "north" london derby lad. the word north makes it a derby tee bee aitch
>>63414055
Eh I am not sure, for Spurs/Liverpool/etc. I can see it but Chelsea should easily be able to handle EL and the league.
>>63414171
It wont be ideal if theyre attempting to rebuild
>"Defending is the most difficult way you can play, but it is good that we have won, just like we did against CSKA Moscow, who had the same strategy. t. Van Laal
SO WHO IS RIGHT? IS DEFENDING EASY OR IS IT HARD? MY WORLD HAS BEEN SHATTERED.
>tfw people will be too busy with the derby to watch Crystanbul
>>63414206
Defending is easier than attacking. That's why all the best players are attackers.
>>63414218
And why most defenders are attackers that couldn't make it
>Newcastle have conceded less goals than Chelsea this season
>>63414218
I think creating and playmaking is the toughest skill t b h
>>63414233
*fewer
>>63414185
I don't think Chelsea have the need to rebuild. They have to buy some players, but there is no need to change the whole team, and the EL could provide play time for the kids.
>implying mourinho will ever play the youth
>implying mourinho will still be the manager
>>63413972
That doesn't work. Rivals cannot be switched for success in it. Because that would imply that Spurs are successful. Which they are not.
>>63413997
Mouyes. Mouyes has won 1 good cup with a team without spending billions on it. The rest he's inherieted GOAT teams and spend hundreds of millions on. Wonga has had success and had to put up with a Jew board going "Lol no money cause stadium" and then when stadium is finished "lol no money because of returns". Fact Arsenal have won the FA Cup two seasons in a row has blown by fucking mind. They're a shit team, note, team. They have good players, but not everywhere. Which means a day off for Ozil (or in this seasons case, Sanchez) has resulted in utter dross performances.
Ozil has been on the best form of his life, better than Real Madrid. But he's had nobody finishing his passes. Had Wonga bought a top top striker this season, Ozil would be rocking further up the assist chart (he's top with 9, but less pm than Silva iirc) and you'd be more worried about playing them.
I'm just worried for Walcott, as an England fan, cause Walcott has missed 2 World Cups due to injury and The Owl has said only fully fit players will go to Euros. Meaning Walcott might not go if he gets injured again.
>>63414007
No, Mr Bond, I expect you to lie!
>>63414233
Fewer not less, you fucking ming mong.
i like this one 2bh
Who /Didcot Town vs Exeter/ here?
Only two teams worth a meme support and it's Didcot (bout 3 miles from my town, cunts stole our railway) and that one owned by ex-man united players.
>>63414206
Have 4 people on the same page in unison, who each are also physically/technically up to the challenge is very difficult and few teams have that.
>>63414218
(not true, by the way)
>>63414233
fewer lad not less
>>63414271
It really is.
>>63414265
>look at me, the post
>>63414265
Normies get out
>>63414263
>Rogers: Defending is easy!
>Van Laal: Defending is hard!
So, which is it?
>mfw villa win 2-1
>>63414282
>le mad about chit chat several hours before the game
>>63414246
>>63414258
>>63414272
Quindesentaly illeratare desu
>>63414282
>tfw two dates this week with two different girls
>>63414265
Do you like her?
Would you like a relationship with her?
Is she girlfriend material?
If the answers to these questions as "yes", then ask her out on another date.
If the answers to these are "no" then stop replying or something. I dunno.
>>63414265
I would take it to >>>/adv/, but whatever you do, don't let her hurt you lad.
>>63414296
come on, you can contribute better posts that "i kissed a girl"
Post something that might actually contribute to, or start, discussion
>>63414265
what is her name?
waiting to see garde's first line up
If it's anything like the last villa team relegation is certain, if it's half decent relegation is only most likely
>>63414315
it's the morning after a saturday night
of course us top lads are gonna be talking about all the tail we've got weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey lads
>>63414315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
>>63414310
>>>/adv/ is literally shit
>>63414323
9-0-1
Can someone tell me when the games start? It's 1 pm here and yesterday I missed the first half ;_;
Hey guys
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>poppies
>>63414335
Good show. I thought this as well.
>mfw Russell Brand fucked that
>mfw she divorced him cause one of them didn't want kids
I think she didn't want kids.
>>63414293
Well, it's less technically involved in 1-1 situations, but it still requires you to to have certain physical attributes like being able to keep up with a winger will full steam on ball.
But defense is really played by 1 defender it's about team work and that's where reps and communication are needed to be great and I'd say thats the difficult part.
So they are both right and it's a stupid question to begin with.
>>63414349
in 4 hours
very important NLD poll lads:
http://strawpoll.me/5952562
>>63414349
Which one?
Villa vs Shitty: 13:30
Spuds vs Arsenlel: 16:00
Liverpoo vs Crystal Palace (I need a meme name for them): 16:00
UK time, obviously.
>>63414362
Crystanbul
>>63414352
It was probably Russell. The thought of bringing more white people into the world destroyed his kek mind.
>>63414362
Crystal Palace is already a meme name desu.
>>63414356
My point was, friendo, that it's both contradicting statements, when your post is 100% right. It's not so simple. These are two "top" managers who can't even come out and go "It's not that simple". I dunno, maybe they're taught by PR guys to do sound bite worthy shit?
Also, fun fact, Arsenlel have joint lowest conceded goals in the EPL. Yet I'm willing to bet (though it'd take effort to work it out) that Cech is the reason for this. Mert and Kos are GOAT together, but Mert and Gab have been hit and miss. Bayern proved this again. Then again, Bayern have insane quality on their team.
>>63414378
nah, pretty sure brand would love to have a small version of himself
>>63414349
check livescore
>>63414362
Crystal Phallus
>>63414362
Thanks lad.
I guess it's 14:30 for me then.
Did you know we have >>>/trash/ now?
>>63414362
crystal poolace tee bee aitch
>>63414293
I've played as both a striker and a fullback for my uni team. Have to say defending is a whole lot harder than being a striker because you need to be aware of all the movement around you. As a striker my job is simply to be in space so that I can receive passes from midfield.
>>63414392
>all that pony shit
Literal mental illness
>>63414374
Nah doesn't work. Got no link to Istanbul.
>>63414378
I thought it was Perry who said "I don't want to put my career on hold to have kids". Which is... odd. She'd have just gotten older and would be less suited for it. As for Brand and being a kuk? Well, wouldn't he want more kids in the world so he could teach them about love and tolerance and shit?
I have liked his stand up, and I like him as a person, but he has some really fucked up political views and stances.
>Norwich has scored 4 greater goals than Liverpool and Crystal Palace
Has the pardrew meme ended
>vinny meme on goals on sunday again
>>63414352
It's because he has a small penis and wasn't being satisfied.
>>63414397
You need to be better at actual football to be a striker though.
Defending is about 1) understanding your role in the team and 2) winning your one-on-one battles.
The best attacking players have to be able to do the above, but also need the pure ability to pull a goal out of their arse when their team needs it most.
>>63414362
bristol palace
>>63414404
can you shut the fuck up with your celeb gossip?
this isn't ok magazine
>>63414392
how is this different to /b/ or /s4s/
>>63414404
The link is that it's Crystal Palace launched a comeback from 3-0 to destroy Liverpool's league title.
>>63414423
Trash is, techically, the board were mods move offtopic threads. I don't know why people can open threads there though.
>>63414360
spuds win 5-3 then lads
>No Man.Utd today
Why even bother
>>63414392
Yes, ya grot. It's where off-topic shit goes if it's a popular off-topic, but still off-topic, thread.
>>63414397
I've been forced to play defence once. I'm 6ft 4" and it's a nightmare to run against pacey stamina niggers. I only played 1 game for my team (long story why, not just cause I'm a bad defender) and it sucked against that nigger.
If I ever get better (hah I'm 25 and my footballing days are nearly over) I'll insist on playing Attacking Midfielder or Forward. I can run pretty fast, but I'm better at passing and crossing and set pieces (bar penalties). It's a shame I got like this and I can't play any more.
One of my mates I knew from school is now a semi-pro footballer. Plays for Hereford FC. Not a top team, obviously, but he gets paid to do it. So lucky him. He's their top scorer now, he was at Didcot Town, then got top scorer and signed for Hereford. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up at a League 1 or League 2 team.
>>63414418
well that's why I get played as a striker now. I have really good control/dribbling, a powerful shot and I'm decent in the air. I also can find space quite easily. This is enough to be a really good striker.
What I'm really bad at is reading the game and keeping track of whats going on around me. It's very difficult for me to see a move is going to evolve so I make mistakes. This is an absolutely crucial skill for midfielders and defenders.
>designated shitposting boards
>>63414418
What about Attacking Midfielders? As I said >>63414451 I can weight passes perfectly (I'm still angry when at school, I was subbed on in 85th min cause I wasn't in a team at the time and that meant more than skill, got the ball at half way line, passed the ball on the ground to our striker, who beat off-side trap, 1v1, and then kicked it right at the GK, we lost, all cause of that shit).
I wish I could play again...
>>63414392
>eternal Chelsea thread
>>63414386
arsenal's defensive recod is actually pretty decent since bould became assistant manager
>>63414392
>engaging with posters from the autistic board
how about no
>>63414466
>>63414472
>>>/trash/21246
lel
>>63414443
>liking boredom
Anybody else watching Didcott town v Exeter City in the FA Cup. On ESPN right now
>>63414015
He's gone back to being black recently desu
>>63414489
Yeah, on BT Sport britbros.
Anyone doing a match thread?
>did handegg, track, and baseball through school
>never got into footie
why even live
>>63414443
>'I genuinely enjoy watching a team scrape 1-0 draws against west brom
Face it, Man United are going down the same road Liverpool went down
I know it was 2-0, but it wasn't really.
>>63414468
Yeah, you should CAM a go if you're good at through balls. In my first game for uni we had a couple of players form the higher teams and their through balls were absolutely spot on (I scored 6 goals lmao).
>>63414472
Kek
>>63414293
bus parking is easy, keeping it tight while playing an expansive game is hard
>>63414537
lol desu
>>63414537
>bus parking is easy
what's wrong with the chelsea bus then?
>>63414540
>implying im not 100% correct
reminder efe ambrose played centre half in a team that didnt concede until a meaning less stoppage time goal aganst barca
>>63414505
>Man United are going down the same road Liverpool went down
I don't see how that is supposed to be an insult. Liverpool are the form team in the premiership right now. If anything, United are on the path to be the joke that was 07-13 Arsenal
>>63414552
bad driver
>>63414552
No cover from the midfield and either flank where Azpilicueta isn't, is quite fragile
>>63414558
>the form team
eh, thats stretching it a bit m80
>>63414552
chelsea dont bus park every game
>>63414560
Brenny la' you are not getting the job.
>>63414558
The road Liverpool went down was going from being the dominant team in England to no real achievements for a couple of decades, with the fans obsessively believing they deserved more because they were good once
Man United are going down this road.
![article-0-0293C370000005DC-522_468x472[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/43cU7PW.jpg "article-0-0293C370000005DC-522_468x472[3].jpg")
>>63414568
Come on mate, ive still got all the gear
>>63414568
reminder he will get the job on an interim basisand get top 4
>>63414576
>"no real achievements for a couple of decades"
another addition to handsome lads fc
>>63414591
No and no.
>>63414600
That was the first one after the couple of decades.
You know all this is true m8. Why are you even trying to defend united?
>>63414576
>no real achievements for a couple of decades
>>63414600
>>63414604
>>63414614
>Irish Liverplop bandwagoners
>>63414607
you know it to be true
1. city
2. liverpool
3. arsenal
4. chelsea
>>63414600
>>63414614
embarassing
http://strawpoll.me/5066431
http://strawpoll.me/5066431
http://strawpoll.me/5066431
football
>that one guy who goes to Sunday Mass in the full Liverpool kit
>His nickname is a play on his place of birth, Pato Branco, with the literal translation of "pato" from Portuguese to English being "duck".
5live are so aba it hurts
>>63414637
i only wear my training outerwear tbf
>>63414640
ye, and "Ganso" means "goose" jej
funny stuff
>>63414640
They use physical appearance for nicknames. Dentinho has little teeth
>>63414612
You said that Man United are "going down the same road Liverpool went down". They should be so lucky desu. I think theirs will be more of a Leeds collapse.
>>63414672
haha m8, stop. just stop.
>>63414672
Nah, that's Chelsea
why has noone created a football scripting language?
Personally I think it would be pretty cool
if arse win this game tyhey will win the prem screencap this post
>>63414692
Confirmed for draw
>>63414671
So Lukaku would be "Nigão"?
Is he /fa/?
>>63414703
hed be justashitbentekeinho
Can't see spurs getting near arsenal desu
When I look at the midfields it is literally men against boys
>>63414703
Mr Lukaku Sir
>>63414712
Benteke is a shit Benteke
>>63414707
why would an old man care this much about fashion?
>>63414692
No redeeming features. I still don't get it.
>>63414707
Relatively tall, slim, French... of course Wonga is /fa/
>>63414707
>those clown shoes
>>63414707
>those jeans
>>63414725
He doesn't. Some guy dressed him up for a photoshoot.
>>63414725
Why wouldn't he? Age is just a number, you turbo-kid
>>63414725
it's probably vital to his management approach
>>63414707
Yes that's /fa/ af. The coat, the sweater, the folded up jeans - at least in Denmark that would be pretty patrician-tier
>>63414692
She looks like a double trans
actually fancy spurs to win this one
>>63414707
What size are his feet
>>63413239
natasha
>>63414742
>You will never sit at a seaside café on the french riviera sipping a glass of wine with Arsene while discussing the CL final of 2006
Why live?
Arsenal are due a game that goes down to the wire, haven't had one this season really. So I expect a late goal here
>>63414758
Draw at best. I was surprised how parsimonious they showed they could be in the recent game against Liverpool.
Hopefully Poc want to win rather than draw.
>>63414715
>>63414758
I think Spurs will win it. Like they did last year at WHL. 2-1 with Kane scoring the winner.
And I'm an Arsenal supporter. An actual supporter. Not a Tet/Cest/Jewmaican supporter who only care if they're winning and switch teams
>>63414775
ikr
>>63414725
He's french
>>63414758
Maybe if Poch can keep them cool, theres less chance of individual fuck ups i think this season, only ones are Rose or Walker that might be overly worked up by the occasion.
Still, even as a Spurs fan i think winning here is a big ask. Draw is doable
>>63414793
>young Mesut led on the table
>>63414775
>yeah you did alright til Ghod came on
>>63414793
>>63414775
He would make good conversation desu, here's a translation of his interview with the fashion magazine
http://news.arseblog.com/2015/11/arsene-wengers-full-interview-with-lequipe-sport-and-style/
who /spuds for the day/ here?
>>63414801
alri lad
>>63414848
He actually seems genuinely intelligent, even outside of football
>>63414858
Why do you want Spurs to win?
>>63414614
>that filename
and Benitez never had a bitter delusional paranoid rant did he?
>>63414999
because they are not arsenal
>>63414031
these kind of stats trigger me. it's complete nonsense and has no bearing whatsoever on Chelsea's performance.
plus, Chelsea have a much better team than villa in 2004 had, and likely better than any other team in this situation
it in no way suggests they're fucked
>>63414404
>no link to istanbul
are you retarded or just incredibly new
>>63415024
>being this obsessed with Arsenal
Top lel.
>>63415075
I wanted a fucking general meme name, not a link just cause fucking Liverpoo were playing. How fucking stupid are YOU?
>>63415219
>implying that was in any way what you said
>implying you're not just trying to cover up your own stupidity
this damage control
>>63413671
>shit opposition
unfair. we've played palace, city, leicester, everton, liverpool on this run and are unbeaten
>kit symons sacked
kek
>>63415328
they getting Mou in?
>>63413911
top kek
>>63415342
They want to improve m8
a girl just kissed my cheek :3
>>63415328
Fulham fan here. Thank FUCK for that, been waiting all season for him to go. Tactics Tim in.
>>63415432
you can just call her mum, m8
>>63415432
you should kiss her's back ;)
This is perfect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMM_KOP0T2U
>>63415432
Your arse cheek I hope
>>63415432
post her feet
>>63415464
Jesus Christ
>>63415464
>The Fighting Shit
>Love the cock
>>63414796
Looks like Mr.Bean's snail-slurping cousin
>>63415464
why does that one guy sound like he has a dick in his mouth
>>63415677
Because he does
Have you ever had a dick in your mouth?
>>63415684
can't say I have mate
>>63415706
Would you like to
>>63414760
First time ever I heard someone has male foot fetish
>>63415743
nah I'm alright thanks
>>63415464
>spuds fans actually think arsenal are a franchise and they arent
>literally run by jews and about to get a new stadiu m with massive ticket prices and hosting nfl games
top kek
