End of day 4
No more Joe Burns at Short Leg edition
Aus 4/556d & 4/262d
NZ 317 & 3/142
poopeelia on pooicide watch
is this the worst /cric/ thread of all time?
3rd for Poo Peeland on Poopeeicide watch
4th for sharia law
wew lads
this is literally the perfect drive
bane isn't human
8th for /a/
Anyone else seen this "A-League Memes" Facebook group showing up on their feed?
It's literally just one Shitney FC fan who posts any pro-Sydney FC images/memes and ignores any anti-Sydney FC images/memes.
Requesting more big brother WebMs
>>63413013
fucking glorious
>>63413013
If you want to be really critical he falls over ever too slightly.
I'm sure Michael Hussey would have some similar to this.
AB is handy with the bat
>>63413004
beardy on pooicide watch
front foot > back foot
>>63413024
Poostermans alive?
>>63413024
A-league memes is pretty GOAT mate, wouldn't say they only post sydney stuff either, they have admins from multiple teams afaik
>>63413056
Nah he pooicided
was chris martin the best batsmen of all time?
>>63413024
>being friends with a league fans
'no'
>>63413013
>>63413015
these two shots complement each other perfectly
tfw on my iphone and cant see these ebin webms
>>63413074
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_NsFh-Z4aE
>>63413074
Chris Martin is a singer in the popular The Bends-era Radiohead cover band Coldplay m8
>>63413088
sorry bsa
>>63413089
never gets old
>>63413087
>correctly using 'complement'
based
>>63413089
I love sports that force players to do things they aren't good at
I think American sports miss this a lot of the time. Like you hardly ever see Peyton Manning make a tackle or have to kick the ball but cricket and rugby forces players into uncomfortable spots a lot
instead of using a pink ball, why can't teams change into coloured outfits around 6pm and then use a white ball like a ODI?
is that you warnie?
>>63413126
hahaha fuck that'd piss so many people off
>>63413126
drtty dumb desu
>>63413111
Thanks for the complement
is this the best review of all time?
>>63413157
still think it was going down leg
hawkeye isn't infallible
>>63413126
losers like daniel would sperg out
>>63413148
*eye twitches*
back the fuck off??!!
>>63413164
>muh daniel
fuck you Kiwi freshcunt posters are so tedious
>>63413170
Go back to facebook and reddit
>>63413175
yawn
another post by the same freshcunt PP
anyone still watching these
>>63413183
Been here since the CWC la'. I'm not fresh.
Perhaps you should return to FB & R
>>63413192
yawn
the PP freshie is still posting
>>63413185
yes
>tfw have some cricket stuff that I only have gifs of
>>63413185
yes
keep going lad, best thing in /cric/ all week
>>63413185
Yes lad
>>63413206
I genuinely think >we could have won the ashes with him
>>63413138
>>63413141
>>63413164
its better than the inevitable whining when a team collapses and complains they couldn't see because of the ball
at least this takes their excuses away
ellyse
do aussies/brits care more about the ashes than the world cup?
post more big brother wembs lad
>>63413235
I only had those 2
>>63413237
but y tho
gotta pick all our part timers for uae :^)
>>63413253
tests are better than ODIs
>>63413185
yeah lad I am
>>63413254
How fast are these guys throwing?
>>63413266
t20>odi>test
>>63413228
Why is their a gatorade chilly bin on the field?
>>63413279
bowling* at about 75km/h?
>nice leave watto
>>63413253
More history and it's the better form of the game
nice cut in on this one
when the memes end
love me some pakistani quicks
>>63413334
why are Paki quicks so GOAT and Indian quicks so shit?
Reminder than women's softball players in the US throw harder than these guys
misbah wallop
>>63413338
It's mainly a cultural thing I think.
It's also weird that out of all the Pakis I have met they naturally seem to have stronger arms than their Indian counterparts
>>63413340
Throwing is against the rules
>>63413338
Manlets and there hasn't been any good paceman to make kids want to bowl fast
>>63413338
culture
pakis idolize bowlers and indians idolise batsmen
>>63413342
that's some top tier camera work
>>63413352
That would actually require them to be physically gifted then
bowled by the replacement black man
>>63413338
indian pitches are dead and extremely batting friendly and nothing in there for pace bowlers. plus indians are manlets
>>63413004
>no /bbau/ this year
>>63413379
Why don't the Proteas have black player quotas like the boks?
>>63413401
they do dont they?
>based rhyno
>>63413401
They do, I think hence why KP moved to England to avoid them because he spoke out against it.
Ntini and Philander were/are good bowlers, though.
>>63413401
Because no blacks play cricket and it cost them KP
>>63413409
>>63413418
Do they have to be on the field or can they just be in the squad? I feel like all of their players are pretty white.
I remember hearing Philander isn't really good enough to be there or something though.
on that note, why doesn't KP join the South African test team?
Is it because they'd bully him about his ECB tattoo?
>>63413113
>he didn't watch the hack-a-bowl Clippers-Rockets series last year
>>63413441
It's unofficial, but their board considers race when selecting, which is fundamentally racist but whatever
i'm the best batsmen in the world :^)
>>63413466
nah but desu he's pretty good
in an alternate universe memeswell wasn't there to catch the ball one handed
alright lads this is my last one i better go study
i think this was an improvement from the usual late night /cric/
>>63413013
>picture perfect technique
>zero unorthodox chokes
>no technical weaknesses
>chokes in WC finals
LITERALLY the new Tendulkar.
>>63413055
congradgelation kankaroos
>>63413126
Holy shit, that's a brilliant idea.
White balls are only usable these days for about 30 overs, so use them in the evening session.
They should just have used Pink Duke balls for the D/N test tbhonest. Would be hilarious to see everyone try to see that shit. Match would be over in 2 days.
>>63413401
they do
>>63413552
That 20 year old lad is literally the only non-white on their team
>>63413564
>duminy
>philander
>tahir
>amla
>>63413564
all non-whites count so subcontinentals like tahir and amla get in
rabada is a real find
>>63413401
They do in domestic cricket. It's more of a soft/unofficial quota at international level.
>>63413564
>Amla
>Imran Tahir
>Duminy
>Behardien
>""""""""white"""""""
>>63413289
>chilly bin
kek
KEK
>>63413306
you got Bishoo to Haddin?
>>63413441
There has to be 4 coloured players in the XI
Thing is, Philander, Duminy, Amla all count as coloured so that's three right there
>>63413458
false, after the CWC it was confirmed it is no longer unofficial and is now practised by the national team
that is why Philander played the CWC semi-final when he was unfit
>>63413622
Behardien is literally racial quota: the player
no way he even gets a look in at the team if he isnt a Paki
Duminy has also probably got a few more Test caps than he otherwise would because of the quota
>>63413653
Agreed, he and Parnell are absolute spuds but I've kept an eye on South Africa after the World Cup and Behardien's actually doing alright.
Can I get a 'wew lad'
>>63413664
desu I didn't realise South Africa had that many Pakis. Might look up why the Brits hauled Pakis to Shit Efrica
They're probably lucky they have a racial minority that can actually into cricket so that they don't end up with complete meme players in their team like the Springboks do
>63413673
wew lad
>>63413192
>Been here since the CWC la'. I'm not fresh
>>63413674
South Africa is literally Brazil-tier in terms of diversity.
>>63413678
YOU just demonstrated YOUR complete ignorance of the deep, multifaceted post-ironic and meta humour employed in that post, exposing YOU as a seething armchair cricket casual fresh off the boat from reddit
>tfw I will miss most of the 2nd Test because I have to travel for work
this day/night Test shit is GOAT tho cus I'll atleast see the final session.
all the Tests except Perth/Boxing Day/New Years will be Day/Nights within a few years
lads have I gone crazy or are Pakistan UNIRONICALLY one of the best test nations right now?
>>63413699
I really, genuinely hope the pink ball doesn't fail
Day night tests could be the best thing to happen to the sport in years
>>63413704
eh not really
They have world-class spinner and a few batsman who are good in Asia
They'll get exposed next year because they're travelling to Englel & AUS
But they're the best of the Asian cunts
>>63413704
"home" team advantage tqbh, but yes.
If they bring back Amir they'll probably have the most well-balanced attack in the world. But most of their batsmen apart from Younis and Misbah have shit-tier techniques that will get exposed outside babby slow tracks.
They're touring England next year and I suspect most of the team will be even worse than Australia at playing the moving ball. But hopefully the bowlers make a game out of it because >English batting.
so when is the pink ball test?
>>63413713
>I really, genuinely hope the pink ball doesn't fail
it probably will be for a year or two
Remember DRS was a complete cancer when it was first introduced but it came good
but yeah all the daniel-tier cricket autists will just whinge anyway because they hate any sort of change
What really fucking bothers me about test cricket is when teams wear whites instead of creams.
This Pee Pooland series is unironically the most aesthetic test series right now, purely because it doesn't involve any disgusting white uniforms
>>63413725
Misbah is unironically in his 40's, Younis is about to turn 38
The Pakistan meme is about to end. Shafiq is their only decent bat and he hasnt been tested in non-Asian conditions
Umar Akmal will unironically be back in the Test side soon
>>63413772
Azhar Ali ain't too bad tbf. I think they'll pick Fawad Amal over Akmal but the Paki selectors are fucking idiots who unironically picked Younis Khan for the pyjama cricket series against England.
>>63413753
exactly the sort of fedora purist autism referred in >>63413729
>>63413753
I like the blueish white of the english kit
>>63413790
>but the Paki selectors are fucking idiots who unironically picked Younis Khan for the pyjama cricket series against England
I noticed that
kek
KEK
>>63413726
november 27
reminder "mr nice guy" memecullum not only failed to report Cairns' match fixing, but actively considered taking part in it
BSA here, get it together cunts, your baseball commentator is shit
lads
I think Tony Cozier might literally be close to the point of offing himself
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/938419.html
>>63413863
wot
>>63413856
He told le glasses man straight away.
Going straight to the authorities to dob in a mate is a fuckwit move.
>>63413864
>www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/938419.html
Is he diddling kids like Peter Roebuck?
>>63413885
is international baseball like "international" Rugby Lelgue?
>>63413908
in that it's irrelevant sure
but a lot more countries play baseball at a high level
but only japan and korea have even close to their best teams in this thing
the WBC is a bit better but still a meme tournament with no good pitchers and meme rules
>>63413923
but isnt baseball the number sport in Japan and all the spic countries?
could you just create a World team out of them and have them face America? Or would that not be competitive?
>>63413939
Japan are literally pathetic at sport
They take divegrass incredibly seriously too and get btfo by >us in the Asian Cup every time when it's just a wog meme here
>>63413962
they were the superior team and just choked on their chances tbf
Question to the australians:
What do you think about the 'australians saying cunt' stereotype? Do you support it or it's just another american meme about foreigners that gets repeated way too often (like canadians saying I'm sorry).
>>63413024
>It's literally just one Shitney FC fan who posts any pro-Sydney FC images/memes and ignores any anti-Sydney FC images/memes.
Literally a replica of NRL memes, posts pro Roosters shit but hides anti Roosters and pro Souths shit. Cunt is a Paki too
>>63413971
>this flag
>this topic
Reminder that >we are the Champions of your "continent" despite the fact that we are not even on your "continent" and we dont give a shit about wogball anyway
literally kucked
>>63413939
that would probably be a pretty even matchup over a longer series
the nature of baseball makes it that in a single game even a meme team like the Netherlands or Taipei can beat the best team USA can possibly offer, so something like that is unnecessary, there are about 10 countries that can realistically the WBC in it's current format, though the US would definitely be the favorites with their full team
The asian teams were the only ones that really took the 1st and 2nd WBCs seriously, and Japan won both
the caribbean teams took it a bit more seriously in the 3rd WBC though still lacking most of their best pitchers, and the japanese team stopped using MLB players. DR won
>>63413979
It's a bit of a class thing. If you're out of the main CBD and around blue collar workers, they'll say it all the time as an insult and a compliment, but people with an above average income tend not to say it at all
>>63414018
And so yeah, it's generally accurate although a bit overstated
>>63413979
I was shocked when I first found out it was an offensive word in america
ˢᵐʰ ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ
"What a shitcunt" transcends socioeconomic status or gender
casual reminder that I am "literally" getting my dick sucked as I type this post.
>>63414064
Hey Convict's wife, can you tell us what happened to Convict?
>>63414064
Who's this newfag?
>>63414064
will he swallow? how much did you pay him?
>>63414072
wish I knew. That dickhead was great quality, especially his delusion about his shitstain of a club and his fantasy sports gimmicks.
>>63413985
Wouldn't be surprised if it's the same guy.
>>63413338
at least here they tend to be much taller/stronger on average, I guess you need that to bowl
>>63414106
she's a girl mate. Here I will allow you to provide your own rating.
>>63414199
The rating is not high
>>63414199
>objective 8/10
w e w lad
>>63414199
>this is an objective 8/10 is Malaysia
>>63413530
He even loses after his team can't build off his century
>>63413979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c
no need for the hate, I know you're all butthurt
>>63414251
>those huge fucking cheeks
It's just getting worse lad
>>63414251
She just wants a visa off you so she can escape the objective shithole of Malaysia
You are literally a pawn in her ultimate end game
>>63413351
Indians always seem to be skinny twinks.
>>63414251
4/10 if im honest
whatever happened to walkbro? did he go into normie status?
>>63414325
i think he got bullied the fuck out
Who currently in the Australian team has a career that you are excited to watch unfold?
>>63414251
Congrats lad. You got yourself a 6/10 Asian gf. They're literally a diamond dozen in Auckland or Sydney desu
>>63414365
Mitch Marsh, Bushman and Warner
I guess Hazelwood and Smith, but I don't think they'll develop as well
Outside of the team I unironically believe that Bancroft is going to be a future GOAT opener
>>63414379
If they're so common why can't I get one?
>>63414325
He ascended back to heaven as his work driving out the tripcunts was done.
>>63414365
Best Marsh for sure. Hazlewood has potential too
>>63414390
assuming you're a 5/10 at least just talk to them, don't force conversations just let it organically grow, remember most asian guys are huge betas so if you're a tiny bit charismatic you'll seem like a athletic 20 yo french guy seems to a divorced middle age woman
>>63414365
Obviously best marsh and Hazelwood have potential
Warner's gradually becoming more and more mature, and I feel like getting made vice captain is only going to improve his batting
Although he's not playing because of injury, Cummins is another one to watch
>>63414447
forgot pic related
at the same time why are so many guys enfatuated with asian girls. they're all so boring
is the non-Asian cricketing world ever going to get a decent spinner again lads?
There's LITERALLY none in >our pipeline, in New Zealand's or in England's. I don't know about South Africa, but I'd be genuinely surprised if there were any there either.
>>63414529
Agar and SOK?
>>63414529
lyon is breddy good
>>63414538
>Agar
O'Keefe is okay, but not great
>>63414529
It's weird cause you reckon the guys who grew up watching Warne would be coming through for you now
>>63414561
Exactly, but instead >we got Krezja, Smith, Doherty and Agar, who are all literal trash at spin
>>63414561
All the guys who emulated Warne are all alcoholics and fuccbois
>>63413338
Allah is the secret to good inswingers
>>63414471
When is Cummins not injured?
Will England beat Hong Kong in the tour match
>>63414957
Will England is a cigarette brand mate
>>63414251
how big was his dick m8?
>>63414547
I saw him play for the "world XI" against Nepal in KL a while back. Literally didn't event look threatening against their meme batting line-up.
>>63413856
>not joking about crime with your mates
friendless loser detected
>>63414281
>Indonesian flag
>Malaysia
How bad is your autism Daniel?
![IMG_[042].png](https://i.imgur.com/NmDPiKu.png "IMG_[042].png")
>>63414295
>implying
>>63415095
thnx for the informative post murrica
>>63414594
kreja wasn't to bad, either was hauritz. XD does alright in ODI's but doesn't flight it or spin it enough to be a world beater. I thought Casson could have been legit except he went and had heart problems. Beer, mcgain, Agar, and white were all memes desu.
>>63415128
No problem Abu.
>>63415062
Agar or O'keefe?
>>63415134
Fuck, I forgot how many of "the next Shane Warne"s >we went through
Spin just seems like that area every team off the subcontinent is doomed to be shit at
>>63415186
O'keefe. The other meme player Stoinis was there too.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11541993
>unironically comparing it to 26 all out
Does Australia also have clickbait shit-tier casual """""sports writers""""" like Chris Rattue?
This LITERALLY isn't even >our worst performance at the Gabba. That would be when >we unironically let McGrath score 50
We LITERALLY got >our asses whooped in the first UAE test as well as in England, but finished strong. Writing off an entire series after 1 (ONE) test, especially after the way New Zealand have toured over the last couple of years is the calling card of a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual.
>>63415321
all ours news is clickb8 m8
>on a 4 lane road
>in the 2nd lane from the right
>car in the 3rd lane from the right TRIES TO TURN RIGHT FROM THAT LANE
>crashes into me
>all because i went to buy a kinder surprise from the petrol station
>>63415321
It wasn't even that bad, Kane was batting well, Taylor and Guptill remembered how to bat in the second innings and Southee was bowling well.
Boult was shit, but that could be because he wasn't used to the Gabba
>>63415474
how bad is it senpai?
>>63415474
My car's getting repaired right now after some guy changed lanes into me without checking his blindspot
I honestly don't mind too much though, since they're replacing the whole door and that will get rid of all the scratches that were there when I bought it.
Thank god for third party insurance
>>63415474
he's a cunt for crashing into you but you're a muppet for wanting a kinder surprise
>>63416219
are you....
...surprised?
LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
>>63417754
A bit early there
>>63413013
>swings straight down the line of the ball
>entirely played with the top hand
>reads the bounce perfectly
>impeccable footwork
>perfectly timed
>straight out the middle
I don't think I've ever seen a shot that fucking clean in my life, Kane is literally elite
>>63413037
>curries losing their minds in the stands
>yfw you get a (You)
>le epic potential man Rashid in 5 years
can't wait to dominate the Ashes for 15 years 2bh
>>63415502
>It wasn't that bad
>Concede more than 6 an over for 42 overs (almost 5 an over across both innings)
>Allow solid first class batsman with uncertain futures at international level to smash chanceless centuries
It's pretty damn poor when you consider supporters of both sides had agreed NZ would have 6-7 players featuring in a combined XI.
Daniel WILL defend this
http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-pakistan-2016/content/story/938581.html?CMP=chrome
>>63413013
Fucking beautiful sempai
>>63434779
Why would I? It's a dick move, straight up.]
I was the guy shilling for the warm up games in england to be replaced with proper FC games against Ireland and Scotland
>>63434686
a b s o l u t e m a d m a n
>supposed to have job agency appointment today
>not gonna go
>gonna call up in 2 weeks and say I forgot
>mfw been doing this for six months
Who /centrelinklife/ here?
>>63437283
>>63437544
>poopeelians
No wonder you need to import Kiwis to do all of the work.
>>63437781
there are hardly any jobs anyway it's just bureaucratic shit
Here's today's forecast unless anyone from Brisbane can confirm rain
>>63438186
I'm in Woolloongabba right now. It's pissing down.
Is the nzherald Richie McCaw's personal blog?
http://www.radiosport.co.nz/sport-news/cricket/neesham-ruled-out-of-tour/
>McClenaghan UNIRONICALLY in a test squad
J U S T
U
S
T
>when starc bowled memecullum
literally came
>>63434779
Fucking disgusting 2bh
Honestly makes Englel getting embarassed in WC so worth it.
>>63434779
>>63436991
>>63439544
England only fielded 11 players as per standard. It was Hong Kong which was allowed to field 13 in order to give their players more experience. They wanted it to be a non-official practice game just as much tbqh
any of you cunts know what time fallout 4 will be available on the psn store?
>>63439651
That's so fucked. And the ECB(the second wealthiest board) actually had the balls to claim that they couldn't pay the players enough for this to be an official ODI.
>watching football
>realize cricket is way more interesting
Nfl is dying senpaitachi
>>63439711
BIG
>>63439762
STRONG
>>63439668
>Bethesda game
>Console
>>63439860
BLACK
lads where are the griget disgussion
>>63439881
not really in the mood to upgrade my pc desu
>FAYLOR
Hahahaha Taylor is so shit!
>gaylor
>Maoris trying to play cricket
>>63439943
I don't know if most people even realised it was going to start this early. It's not normally supposed to start for another 8 minutes.
Yo how many overs left today, i really want nz to survive this
>>63439711
got Colts vs Broncos is on in the backround
>>63440041
when will based elite muscular Western Australian Dean Brownlie get a look-in?
summon rain for new zealand lads
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>63440143
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>>63440143
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>>63440068
/o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
>>63440143
Fuck no I got the washing out.
>>63440076
Same family
>>63440143
There's no stopping the wickeys
>"He's a real line and length bowler"
>>63440143
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
