NZ trail by 405 runs
>Poo Peeland """"cricket""""
Dubs and NZ draw
Trips NZ win
>>63408991
No, he is LITERALLY number 2 (TWO).
Kane?
>>63409010
>unironically having autism
10 posts late
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63409011
>not grimmitt
>Mitch Johnson pretending he's not DYEL
lel
(You)
>australia literally have a paki in their team
talk about kucked
>>63409011
Benaud
Grimmet
Fucking McGill
>>63409099
>implying you didn't kill it with the lasses before you were murdered
one of those manlets that still had the twinkle in his eye and self-esteem
>Burns is still in short leg
Remove burns from short leg
>>63409132
>Benaud
no
>Grimmet
granted, Lyon moved to #3
>McGill
overrated "BORN IN THA RONG GENERASHUN" bowler
>>63409090
Please do not circumvent the word-filter, family. It is there for a reason 2bqh
I would literally throw poo at every single one of you
>>63409161
thanks ;)
>>63409153
macgill could win a game for australia though
>>63409161
Thats my fetish
nth for Cooper Cronk Sexiest Man Alive.
>>63409161
based matt
>>63409184
http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013-14/engine/current/match/592400.html
>mods banning my other trip
>thinking i give a fuck about using this trip
>my literal face when you can't stop me
>>63409153
200 wickets at under 30 and couldn't get in the side. It's not a wrong meme
>>63409204
He's no roosterman
>>63409229
Prove that it's the real you.
>>63409229
like an uglier version of roosterman
>turn on commentary for 10 seconds
>"yeah mccullum won't block a ball, only knows one way"
Do these cunts just not know anything or were they completely absent for that time he literally faced 559 balls to draw a match
>>63409217
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63818.html
>>63409266
MEMES
>>63409266
>Unironically watching New Zealand
>>63409244
thats not him, joshie is of wog heritage
>>63409327
the person pictured looks wog
>>63409327
I know the pic isn't him, just wanted verification that Joshy's trip was banned and that is his new one.
>>63409157
Wew sendpie
>>63409266
which match was this
>>63409360
>>63409371
>>63409388
>unironically giving pp (You)'s
Just got in, why did Smith sperg out when Guptill got out?
>>63408935
tbf he was literal trash at first and wanted to bowl medium pace spinners
he's probably >our 6th best
who /cuppa/ here?
>>63409422
he was still in T20 mode desu
>>63409388
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/667653.html
>>63409450
>not using a billy
get out tbqh
When is Henry Nicholls getting a look-in?
Once McMeme retires he seems a shoo-in for the middle order.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/player/539511.html
>cleanerupperers
Am I the only one here who thinks New Zealand are a chance of winning from here?
>>63409549
based slats
>>63409558
'yes'
>>63409558
le casual face
>>63409574
>>63409582
Someone please screencap this post for when NZ win. I want the anon cred.
>>63409611
they'll be out by the end of TODAY
>>63409611
notgoose will be on literal pooicide watch
i've noticed he's back on r/cricket as well
>>63409327
fuck off i am faggot
>>63409611
>someone
All future cred is lost by (You) not knowing how to take screen shots
Marsh will get a wicket in the next 15 minutes
>>63409558
Williamson hs literally been on for 6 days and 7 nights yet only has 50 pointers. Australia is 2 big and strong.
>ivan unironically believed all those lies i told him
>>63409677
he's looking ominous rn
cant believe "people" wanted him dropped
>>63409672
Don't wanna be that guy who takes phone screenshots.
>>63409694
that's because they're playing for a draw. Memecullum knows he has literally no chance of chasing the 504 with Kane alone and just told them to block it out. If Australia doesn't get 8 more wickets by the end of the fifth day then it's a draw.
>>63409727
Why not?
bunch of dumb faggots
>>63409677
>marsh
>wickets
kek
(hoping for some (You)'s in 10 minutes desu)
>>63409755
> If Australia doesn't get 8 more wickets by the end of the fifth day then it's a draw.
Wouldnt be too sure about that, unless rain wipes out at least a couple of sessions.
Wish KANE? was one of the millions of kiwis who move to an actually relevant country desu. He would have been good for us.
>>63409755
Bowlers look ferocious today to this freshfriend
They will have their wickeys
>>63409789
>Poopeelia
>relevant
Smith must have thought there was going to be more rain to declare with a 500+ lead. If it doesn't rain tomorrow NZ have a good chance of winning this
>>63409766
i was in that thread lol
where is daniel? Can't believed he gets depressed over not hanging out with a 4/10 footface slag
GHD or Cloud 9?
>>63409818
>this flag
>this topic
opinion discarded
stop bullying daniel lads
pls
>>63409777
this over lad, mark my words
>>63409849
>hating big strong americans
Go away fresh cunt
>>63409777
checked
>>63409818
just shh
>>63409819
Yes.
Have done so since late 2010.
I trim most of the rest of my body hair, and completely remove hair from my arsecrack, so I can get rimmed easily.
>>63409819
no i'm celibate so there's really no need to look presentable
>>63409861
>thinking "BIG" is the standard response to American posts
freshcunt detected
>>63409870
proxy off statsautist
what kind of shitposting should I do on my USA holiday
Wish Slater had the good sense to off himself. His commentary and personality make me want to rip my ears off. Thank God I've got triple j to listen to instead with the telly on mute.
>>63409892
pretend to be a BSA in Australian pandering threads in order to rack up those dank (You)s
![IMG_[042].png](https://i.imgur.com/lip9PAA.png "IMG_[042].png")
>>63409883
only shave my chest lad
>>63409892
Ask what your flag looks like from your private jets wifi
>>63409818
>good chance of winning this
They have literally a less than 0.1% chance of winning this.
This exact situation has happened dozens and dozens of times in test cricket.
>team dominate
>450-500+ lead
>1.5-2 days to play
>batting team block and survive a couple sessions with only a few down
They WILL lose. There are ultra rare occasions where a team might salvage a draw (i.e. South Africa in Adelaide), but NZ WILL NOT win from here.
You are literally a complete casual for suggesting there is a "good chance" or even a "chance" of them winning from here.
>>63409819
i pay prostitutes to do it for me
Why do Indians love Joe root so much?
>>63409902
>LE FUGG LE CHANNEL 9 LE PUBLICLY FUNDED MEDIA IS LE BEST MEDIA XDXD
didn't look out desu
IMPLYON
GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ GAZ
BASED LYON
>>63409930
>joshi posting faggy shit about a feminine looking bloke
seems about right
WHY U ALWAYS LYON
>cock before wicket
is this the most meme dismissal?
THE OUTBACK BEAST
>casuals in the crowd gasping at it hitting him on the thigh
he's crouching, it's still hitting the stumps
ROCK AND ROLL THAT
unlucky desu
ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA!
BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP BASED UMP
work just called lads
ROCK N ROLL IT!
>>63409969
dank meme
POO PEE BTFO
GG
>>63409930
added
>>63409818
I bet you're the guy that thought England could chase 300
>>63409821
here
Taylor on track for a triple century tbqh with you family men
you're all virgins
Is it still lbw if the batsman crouches right down and gets hit in the chest?
Surprisingly solid umpiring this game tbqh
They've made a lot of iffy calls properly
>>63410074
newcunt who never saw the tendulker dismissal
>>63410072
Nope, ya mum made sure of that m8
>>63410075
Fuck off, that was going over
>>63410074
yeah, I remember someone (Tendulkar?) got out LBW off their head once
Hey sorry I haven't been posting much lately, just been really busy with my team in the Moluccan islands doing some research. It's quite nice here, I'm banging a literal 8/10 half Moluccan half Javanese chick. Anyway good to see fucking NZ getting their shit pushed in AGAIN. I was at a bar the other week in Jakarta watching the world cup and had to belt the shit out of this obnoxious kiwi. I got a real kick out of it to be honest, he was "literally" passed out in a pool of blood when I was done with him.
>>63410075
that was a shit decision f am
We're finally into the tail enders lads
>>63410113
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
you're all sad virgin cunts at home by yourselves posting on 4chan on a sunday afternoon
>>63410104
not that one but relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2dEPTKT40g
40 keks
>>63410102
>>63410136
>being this poorious over your precious kane getting out
>>63410162
Jokes on you, I'm watching my fiances kids
>>63410173
it was marginal at best, and you always have to account for the bounce at the Gabba
>>63410162
Watching the game with my gf.
Waiting for hell pizza to arrive. Going to watch the empire strikes back after.
>>63410172
>robelinda2
you can always tell that absolute retard's videos from the retarded titles alone
>>63410162
#ouch
>>63410113
+1 tc for kir (keeping it real)
>LE KANE IS LE BEST BATSMAN LE BEST INNINGS OF THE LE YEAR LADS
>>63410228
literally and objectively was mr BSA
>>63410162
All of those except the sad part. I'm actually pretty happy.
>>63410172
name a better abo cricketer
>>63410102
It was LITERALLY shown to be hitting (clipping) the stumps.
>>63410172
>Sachin's face
love seeing that shit seeing as he has probably been LBW in India 1000 times and only been given out 3 times
>>63410254
symonds
Why does McCullum choke against Australia so hard?
Does he want to be one of us?
>>63410254
name another abo cricketer
>>63410244
on that note, Dizzy's 201* was objectively better than anything Kane has EVER done
>>63410284
Sweedish West Indian tbqh
>>63410284
babby's first /cric/ meme
none of you will ever reach the heights of josh reynolds
>>63410244
he seemed to inexplicably shit the bed when Mitch Marsh came on tho
suddenly couldn't score anymore, edged one and had a couple of plays and misses
up until then he seemed unstoppable
is Best Marsh, dare I say it, elite?
>>63410264
You know Hawkeye isn't 100 percent accurate right? It's just the predicted course and is prone ro error.
>>63410205
angry indian detected
>>63410335
You're right, it IS prone to error.
It could've been CRASHING into the stumps instead of clipping for all we know.
Good decision.
Cant even tell the flags apart inhere
>>63410195
kuck
>>63410326
I see my post before greatly affected you
are you going to implement my words into your new gimmick (finally)?
you will always be a jealous and pathetic anon faggot loser with an unnoticed persona
So how late are we going to be playing to tonight lads due to the rain?
>>63410330
didnt get out la' ;^)
Marsh was swinging it more than anybody else.
>>63410350
Are you enjoying your return to r/cricket?
>>63410172
Warnie was doing commentary in 2003?
>>63410387
5:50 or so
>>63410313
apparently he's aboriginal?
i couldnt find any other relevant ones at all
>>63410374
I am inside your head.
You have no idea who I am or what my end game is.
>>63410374
who is best girl of persona 4 lads?
>>63410389
hopefully his bowling keeps him in the side. I think Best Marsh will be the best allrounder in the world within 2 years
I think he is alot better than Stokes. No other cunt has an allrounder worth discussing. Mathews isn't really an allrounder.
>>63410427
your endgame is worthless because i am untouchable
>>63410394
freshie detected
>>63410407
Slater said 6:30 local time, so doesn't that mean 7:30 normal time?
>>63410429
P2 IS> P2 EP>P3>P1>P4 tbqh
I'm not even going to bother rating the trash in P4
>>63410442
I am already inside your head. Pathetic
>>63410432
delusion
>>63410429
Should I get Persona 4 Golden on Vita m8?
>>63410411
Here are some aboriginal doctors graduating from uni on full indigenous scholarships ;^)
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/indigenous-doctors-graduate-from-unsw-an-opportunity-to-give-back-to-the-community--indigenous-and-nonindigenous-20141214-1278g0.html
newcunt normalcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook here.
Who is Josh Reynolds? Is he trying to be the new WalkBro? WalkBro is a big celebrity where I'm from on reddit.
>>63410394
He was banned from cricket that year.
>>63410394
this was when he was banned because >muh mum gave them to me
>>63410432
Agreed on all counts. He just needs to improve his batting, which will happen over time. His bowling adds so much value to the team when the Bitchwides have their off days.
Stokes is overhyped af. He has like one good game every 5 tests and bats too high.
>>63410475
absolutely m8, i enjoyed it
>>63410479
>he hasn't filtered "Josh Reynolds" yet
kek
KEK
The best thing about trips is that theyre so easy to filter
>>63410476
i will never not laugh at the word filter making baka.com
based fuckner almost just got a hattrick in the shield too
>>63410476
>unironically linking to some weeb blog shit
kek
The fact that you people have actual discussions about tripfags is pathetic in itself. You guys are nothing better than them and should hop on the same noose as the tripfags should.
>>63410313
>201*
>>63410515
only if you are smart enough to know how to use the filter
i am inside you head
>>63410432
he will NEVER touch the sheer rage Stokes channels and will NEVER be dismissed in a nearly as meme fashion
>>63410540
hi
skype ?
>>63410541
>le high score is le important
>>63410540
freshie detected
>lyon as a kid
that fucking head lmao, it never changes
>>63410540
fucknig THIS
>>63410550
MIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63410549
WalkGod is inside your mum
>that picture of Lyon as a kid
unironically the funniest thing I've seen all year
Lyon sounds like a 12 year old his speech you are forced to do in class in year 6.
>somebody actually UNIRONICALLY let Nathan Lyon put his seed in her
>>63410616
she's a munter too m8
>>63410605
delete this
>>63410616
how do you know she didn't do it ironically? you dumb tiny dicked fob
>>63410616
>not being impregnated by a muscular elite pitch curator
>>63410616
arent you sick of bringing that up and getting the >high test response?
>From NSW
That explains the speech impediment
>>63410607
>had to do a grade 6 graduation/end of primary school w/e speech thing
>tried to make it funny (it wasnt)
>wanting to die the entire time up there
>other persons speech was good and got laughs
guys pls dont bully lyon
;_;
>>63410641
u can't say antying u immature u never played *ASHES* like me and ban stoke so shut up squid tits no one cares
you will never be anything other than a furious anon on suicide watch, wishing you had thought up and forced all the memes that i did. you will always think you have the upper hand but i control you, i am you and you can't stop me.
i can put an end to you though but i like watching you squirm around, thinking you have power.
you are nothing.
>>63410685
fuck off and kill yourself, you pathetic obese attention seeking weeb faggot.
>>63410690
can you list all your forced memes for me pls
>>63410597
>>63410576
I'm CONVINCED that he had trouble getting out of his Mum's vag and they had to suck him out by the head
>>63410540
BSA does it agayn
>>63410690
Have a (you) for that marvelous display of autism
>>63410690
Can you force all your listed memes for me please
>>63410690
+1 tc 4 warmongering and contributing to the dank maytrix
can nz bat out 10 more hours
>>63410690
Can you please all your listed forces for me meme
JUST
this is an "Australian" athlete
>>63410772
>Kane out
no.
see you tomorrow fellas this is done
KEK
AUSTRALIAN """"WEATHER""
K E K
>>63410782
no
>>63410792
Is Usman Khawaja related to Jason Krejza
Decide what I have for dinner bros: Spaghetti bolognese or potato bake?
>>63410878
KFC desu
>>63410794
taylor is a competent enough batsman, no? and maybe mccullum can set his memes aside for a bit
>>63410878
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://strawpoll.me/5951284
http://strawpoll.me/5951284
http://strawpoll.me/5951284
PLEASE VOTE
>>63410916
>no option for KFC
get out
>>63410878
Potato bake isn't a dinner. It is a side
Based Mark Taylor braving the rain to bring us hard hitting interviews
>>63410953
If you have two servings, you have two sides, ergo a complete dinner.
all i wanted was a (You) from a BSA
instead i got a medium average canadian and a poopelian
>servicing the kids
>>63411000
have one from me lad :D
>excited for the World Cup Final
>oh NZ are shit
>get excited for this Test series
>oh NZ are shit
when will this end?
@@63411000
good trips but still not worthy of a (you)
>>63411000
#Blessed
All these shots of kids are making me depressed lads
I miss being 8 and going onto the green to play some cheeky shots during lunch, and getting those tiny bats signed by the 2000s GOAT squad
>>63411040
just stop following these meme "international" sports and start following club divegrass and handegg/apehoop/furpuck like normal people.
dank haircut
>>63411120
I honestly felt bad for him during that game, he's completely lost it
>>63411141
well he is old as fuck
>>63411141
He last played 15 years ago.
>>63410205
well he did retire 15 years ago
>>63411182
>>63411200
>there are 2 (TWO) curry posters in this thread
disgusting
>>63411067
I miss learning new racial slurs whenever we played non-white countries.
now that it's all over what did we think of bsa;the meme
seeing as the crowd was 100% indian/paki cricket probably hasnt got much of a foothold over there
i was pretty depressed desu seeing literal goats struggling
punter still looks alright, and based jonty too
>>63411223
no one answered my question
why wasn't brett lee playing in this?
>>63411218
>there are BSAs itt
please like our sport senpai
>>63411218
can't w8 until this meme series is over and I can ask filthy murricans to fuck off again.
>>63411223
I loved it, but when I told my friends I watched cricket, they laughed at me and said I had literally no life.
+1 fan
>>63411255
last time he did one of these he broke warnie's thumb lol, maybe he felt bad
shoaib didnt hold back though
>>63411223
it was nice to see warne bowl again and le glasses man did well
shoaib was genuinely impressive, even for an old fart
>>63411255
he's too busy promoting his movie and bowling bouncers at musicians
>>63411303
>joe roof
>>63411303
truf tbf
>>63411303
add it to the collection
>>63411284
>a curry calling muricans filthy
>>63411255
Brett Lee? The actor?
>>63411342
>>63411303
>jombies
What does this mean?
>>63411284
>filthy
You fucking street shitter. nuke will come soon.
