NZ 1/48
Rain will probably be around for awhile
first for /gong/
>>63403196
it's fucking hot lad
2nd for rainball
is this the worst /cric/ thread of all time lads?
who (You) here
>>63403414
(We) out here
>Conrad: "@Tim - Not sure on who is the best, but I am certain Australia's reviews got an order of magnitude better once Watson left the team!"
>LE FUGGG SHANE WATSON meme still in full swing months later
Is Burns a future GOAT?
>>63403628
Nah, flat track bully desu
>>63403628
LITERALLY going to be dropped for Bancroft in two years
>>63403612
wew where do they fall on the spectrum
/obesity goose/ desu
I'm convinced there is a conspiracy to keep the Memester out of the team:
>last year he only gets to play 2(two) Shield games
>was on the squad for the Bangladesh tour, almost certainly was going to play. Tour gets ""cancelled""
>first 2015 Shield match: only gets to bat 17 balls in the match. Is unbeaten on 8*
>second 2015 Shield match: The game is ""abandoned"" on the third day. he doesn't get to bat at all
>>63403758
the """conspiracy""" is a desire to win games
>>63403628
there are a lot of very strong Aussie batsmen obviously, but your roads really do make meh batsmen look good.
You can tell the ones when they get exposed hard outside of Australia.
>you now remember this
lmaoing tbqh at you homebabby c ucks. kill yourselves
>>63
>>63403753
>Durham CC
it's Durham CCC you fucking casual
>>63403816
>Lyon unironically the third highest scorer outside of sundries
>>63403816
>>63403816
well played extras
>>63403816
>Hazlewood not out
GOAT
IMPORTANT QUESTION
is this counted as a rain delay or a tea time extension?
>>63403753
>posting the same thing in every thread
you are the most autistic one here
>>63403922
delay, but they called an early lunch so it can resolve over the break
>>63404012
wow
>>63403922
funny he's the one asking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crQ0fAD_8_8
>>63404012
#KEEPCRICKETFREE
#NOCEILINGS
#SKYISTHELIMIT
>>63404012
what a deep thinker
>>63404012
does he have amnesia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQDaVdhT9UQ
>>63404056
my bad, i didn't mean to give you the (You), it was for >>63404012
>>63404056
umpball
>>63404100
fuck i gave myself the (You) this time. i'm such a freshcunt newfag
americans have ruined /cric/
>>63404180
don't talk about our BSA friends like that
*grabs throat*
back off
>>63404180
This desu
of the 15 posters in this thread, i wonder how many of them have been on 4chan longer than 12 months.
>>63404240
>BSA
what?
>>63404281
bloated south african
>>63404271
I wish I hadn't been here 5 years.
Ended up getting a chicken burger chips and some potato scallops from Out of the Blue
If you live in Sydney and haven't tried their chicken burger you are living half a life
>>63404281
literally a SEETHING fresh off the boat newcunt
>>63404344
gottem
what's YOUR excuse /cric?
>>63404344
being new is better than being old
it means we have had a better life than you
Whats with this massive influx of BSA's (Big Strong Americans)
all of a sudden? Indian expats?
>Slater: who was the best player you played with?
>Michael Hussey: Nathan Lyon
kek
KEK
Warne on suicide watch
Ponting on suicide watch
Gilly on suicide watch
McGrath on suicide watch
>>63404392
miring that bulk on the left
>>63404394
do you have a gf?
MWNN is even more annoying in the cricket forums than on the footy forums.
>>63404456
>visiting cricket or "footy" forums
>>63404480
bigfooty is my go to for everything
MWNN breaks news stories before almost every other media outlet, no idea how he does it but he is extremely reliable
/r/cricket > /cric/
>>63404419
I am of Italian/German heritage.
Your fellow countrymen invited me to enjoy cricky wicky, and might I add, they were very polite about it
>>63404524
tbrceqfhwumlf this
who here /wog/ ?
Maltese masterrace reporting in
>>63403835
this desu
>>63404419
It was thanks to the flawless success of Shane Warne's american endeavour, God Bless Warney For Our BSAs
>>63404511
MWNN's insight is always necessary. Plebs were complaining about the pink ball not lasting 80 overs and he put them in their place by bringing up the white ball used in ODI cricket
This thread is depressing. I can't believe how shit Australian posters have become. I don't know if it's because the best posters aren't here or they just aren't posting much but this is a new low for Australian sports threads on 4chan.
I think I might take a long break from 4chan and come back to see if the Australian Open threads are like they used to be.
>>63404542
americans are the best posters on /cric/
prove me wrong
>you can't
>61 posts
>14 posters
LOL
'good' society
>>63404605
you've been well and truly trolled LAD
come back when you can handle the banter, redditor
>>63404605
Please take a permanent break from 4chan
How are there people who use pokeys unironically? It's the most moronic thing I can think of
And what the fuck is Keno?
>>63404456
LukeParkerNo1 is the worst.
alright since this team is evidently shit and Southee is kill post your NZ XI for the whacker
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Watling
Santner
Henry
Bracewell
Wagner
Boult
>>63404605
Josh Reynolds dropping the bombs of truth again
>>63404605
au/sp/ is undoubtedly the freshest "community" on /sp/.
Remember that Caitlin Stasey? The girl on Neighbours who went full SJW because of the evil acting industry? She's reportedly not going to open her mouth as much anymore and focus on the good things in life
Obviously the good little cuuckqueen realised her career was threatened from being a slob kek
>>63404742
>Santner
kek
KEK
3-0 coming up
>>63404742
Boult out tbf
>>63404671
>mistaking images for posters
>pretending to act retarded
either one means you should kill youself
>>63404730
>pokeys
>>63404730
>And what the fuck is Keno?
kek
KEK
guys i'm at the ground the covers are coming back on
>>63404456
He's getting progressively worse.
Pretty soon what little sporting knowledge he has will be replaced by gender politics
>>63404791
>giving (You)s to (You) fishers
kys
>>63404425
how can you UNIRONICALLY say that
Lyon's a great bowler, but he's not even top 3 in the world, while Warne was LITERALLY the greatest leg spinner to ever play the game and he actually knew which end of the bat to hit the ball with
Hell everyone. I hope you enjoy the match and have a nice day. God bless.
>>63404730
pokies are pretty fun desu
I normally go have a couple of beers and throw through $100 on friday arvo after work
Mitchell Santner First Class record:
Batt: 29
Ball: 57
kek
KEK
K E K
daniel L I T E R A L L Y thinks this idiot should be picked. He makes Shitriques look like Sobers.
>>63404777
Can't be as bad as Craig and we might as well
>>63404779
I was gonna leave out Bracewell but we literally don't have enough replacements in the squad lmao
>>63404829
It's already reached that point given he didn't realise that the ball used in ODI cricket does not have to last 80 overs. In fact the balls used now are only used for 25 overs
>>63404881
Would rather pick an allrounder that is shit at everything than somebody that is only good at one thing
when the FUCK is theg ame going to start
>>63404881
>MUH BUG AVERAGES
I'm sorry that we don't have a bunch of 35 year olds with 50+ batting averages to call on big strong asutralian
>>63404605
Australian posters have never been good
What is it with people on 4chan always remembering "the good old days" when 4chan was always shit
>>63404886
Boult should be fine when he regains his pace. He's down about 10kms since his stress fracture.
>>63404886
>I was gonna leave out Bracewell but we literally don't have enough replacements in the squad lmao
Chris Martin comeback when?
>>63404925
that kind of thinking is what left >us with fatshit for a decade
>>63404925
reminder that bitsa cricketers are shit.
>>63404730
scratchies on pooicide watch
>>63404944
An average of 35 in the Shield is worth about 50 in New Zealand
Burns & Khawaja both average <40 and they both destroyed >you
>>63404926
>theg ame
>the game
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63404625
>>63404625
>mfw that was my shitty image and I got no (you)'s for it
>>63405018
Kill yourself David, I know this is you
>>63404948
I wasn't here in 2012: The Post.
who /atthegame/ here?
>>63405103
haven't been watching
is play starting soon?
>>63404925
kek
KEK
There has literally been 1 genuine All rounders of all time (Sobers). Everyone else has been either a batitng or a bowling allrounder.
>>63404770
If she doesn't open her mouth in casting more often she won't have a career.
>>63405103
what a shit turnout
it was packed yesterday
>>63405103
nice pic u took off twitter m8
>>63405103
no one, apparently
>let's check every fucking square inch of the ground for traces of water before we go back on
Just play the fucking game, lads!
>>63404948
2010 4chan was fucking gr8 m8
>>63405132
Keith Miller?
Imran Khan averaged over 50 with the bat during the 1980s
Jacques Kallis used to be able to bowl over 150kmph
>>63405103
brisbane are sydney-tier at attending sporting events
>>63405103
just you by the looks of it
Fucking Healy shut the fuck up
>>63405175
>giving the kiwis more excuses to blame their shit playing on the ground
think I might preload fallout 4 on my ps4 desu
>>63405179
Tbf I've heard it's a shit place to watch cricket.
>>63405176
miller was a bowling allrounder
Kahn was a bowling allrounder
Kallis was a batting allrounder
>>63404948
It's because they need to believe in their hearts that there is something good about being on 4chan for five years. Bragging about "the good old times" is literally like bragging about being a bigger loser than everyone else here.
t. proud freshcunt
Healy>Chappel
Too much fucking bureaucracy in cricket nowadays. The players want to play, just fucking let them.
>>63405243
>miller was a bowling allrounder
he was a bowler primarily but he batted top4 and if he wasn't a bowler would have been a GOAT batsman
Keith Miller is the closest thing to a pure allrounder there has ever been
>>63405281
I chappel > heals> g chappel >>> t chappel
>paying a minimum of $40 to watch a rain effected day when you could be comfy at home
>>63405266
>t. proud freshcunt
who else here /onlybeenoncricsincetheCWC/ ?
can you call Watson a batting allrounder if his bowling was the only decent thing he could do?
>>63405243
>miller was a bowling allrounder
lol no
There are shitloads of genuine allrounders at FC level, at test level one generally tends to stick out a bit due to higher levels, but there are guys that bat top 3 and open the bowling in FC sides.
>>63405321
>minimum of $40
Never been to the Gabba, is it that expensive?
>tfw we never had all these fancy machines to take the water off the field
>local team into semi finals
>I'm an all rounder
>need 4 runs to win
>two wickets in hand
>WALLOP the ball
>it lands in a puddle of water literally 30cm from the boundary
>completely stops
>only make two runs
>get bowled out next ball
>lose the match
I fucking hate rain so much
>>63405321
>comfy at home without paying
>in the home of cricket you have to pay ridiculous subscriptions to just watch it
>tfw the mods killed bro culture
>>63405327
/thatonetimemccullumgot300/ here
>>63405357
Yes. ranges from 40 for cheap seata to 120
Andrew Symonds is the ONLY genuine all rounder there has ever been
>good batter
>good off spinner
>good medium pace bowler
>good fielder
>>63405266
>>63405327
What website(s) did you use before finding 4chan? Be honest
>>63405383
No wonder there's nobody there. The MCG is like half that.
Holy fuck, they're playing Deerhunter on Channel 9 RIGHT NOW
>>63405327
/fcn/ (freshcunt nation) desu (です)
>>63405346
im not him but Miller ended up being a better bowler than batsman even if he could have been GOAT at both
My Grandad watched Keith Miller for pretty much his entire career and basically said he just didnt give a shit about batting and constantly threw away his wicket.
Miller could be picked in an all-time World XI for his bowling alone but not his batting.
But he'd obviously get in automatically as an allrounder.
>>63405243
Miller had a first class batting average of 48.
Imran Khan averaged 50 with the bat over an entire decade.
Kallis had a better bowling average than Sobers.
At their peaks Miller and Khan would have made their national teams based on batting and bowling alone.
Kallis and Sobers probably couldn't but that isn't because they weren't test class bowlers.
Greg Matthews is a contender for GOAT allrounder if his career was a bit longer
>>63404605
we've all moved to 8ch m8
>>63405411
for cricket? I only browsed cricinfo and listened to podcasts like switchhit, again, off cricinfo
I discovered >leddit through 4chan, ironically
>>63405432
pleb music for plebs
>New Zealand 1%
>>63405432
overrated movie
hated that contrived wedding scene that was so obviously ripped straight from the Godfather.
>>63405411
For cricket? Nothing really, just cricinfo. Never really saw the point in discussing it. I had been using 4chan for nearly 2 years on other boards before I thought "hey maybe there are people on the sports board who talk about cricket". It had literally never occurred to me to check.
>>63405306
he batted at 4/5 and had an average of 37. Look at everyones career averages in that invincibles team.
Barnes averaged 63
Morris averaged 47
Bradman averaged 99
Hasset averaged 47
Brown averaged 47
Harvey averaged 48
Sure his bowling would have affected his batting performance, but his batting wasn't as strong as people make it out to be. A Bowling average of 22 makes him a bowling all rounder.
>/sp/ will never be good again
>you come here everyday in the hope that it's gotten better since the day before
>it never does
>you stay here all day and night trying to recapture those memories and feels from 2011-2013
>>63405490
>there are cricket podcasts
Autists
>>63405538
talking about the band m8, they were playing Snakeskin over the scorecard
>there are UNIRONICALLY """people""" ITT that did not post alongside the Mount Rushmore of au/sp/, the Goose-Convict-Pwnstar triumvirate
>>63405131
play resumes in 10 minutes m8
>>63405387
sobers lad
>>63405557
>averaging under 50
fucking casuals
>>63405565
I would love a laid back cricket podcast done by a couple of banterous lads
>>63405031
Sorry lad, I laughed when I first saw it
>>63405561
i say ban anyone who talks anything fucking daniel related and it'll start getting better
Starc's face is fucking covered with scars, I honestly feel bad for the lad
he'd be pretty handsome without that shit
>>63405612
I would only listen to it if it were done by normal people and not wealthy private school rugby poonion type people.
>>63405612
I havent listened to switch hit for ages (all the personnel have changed) but Miller+Gnasher+JHB was pretty comfy
>>63405663
Serves his parents for inter-breeding
>>63405656
People who constantly bitch about how great the zerogoose era was are worse than danielposters, prove me wrong
>>63405572
Would matt be the teddy roosevelt of the au/sp/ mt rushmore?
Would love to go out with the boys one night and then end up back in Starcy and MJ's hotel room with a couple of tarted up blonde bitches from Tasmania or wherever the fuck we are and just watch them tee off on each one until they can't walk. Starcy would shred the skin off the pussies of each bitch and MJ would walk around licking that shit up. I would enter at the end once these sluts are completely ruined and unable to walk and just plow away at their withering anuses
>>63405699
t. daniel
>>63405699
I am 100% certain you were NOT here during said era, which is why you desperately want to believe that this danielposting era is better.
kys freshcunt
>>63405663
He also has to meet Ian Healy at his girlfriends family Christmas dinners
fuck, the toyota chick could get it lads
>>63405699
seething freshcunt detected
Reminder that Matt's Simpsons song was the GOAT /cric/ moment.
Zerogoose was always a bit player in au/sp/ and /cric/ in general.
There were other elite tripfags that allowed Goose to play his role without him being built up into the demigod that he is now.
Goose operated best in the shadows while connie, JFBF and TGCK took the limelight
Is there an easier sport to bet on than Cricket, lads?
finally
>>63405699
t. retarded newcunt normalcunt fresh off the boat from Reddit and Facebook
>>63405795
>not the goose dox
The 2013 and 2013/14 Ashes era was the best. Not because of zerogoose but we actually had some anons who knew their shit so it was a good mix of banter and cricket discussion
>>63405834
>posting a random profile from facebook is a dox
>>63405810
>TGCK
wew lad
>>63405763
>danielposting era is better.
I literally never said that. Of current posters, I find people who constantly going on about how LE CLASSIC :DDD 2013 was FAR worse than anyone who posts about Daniel.
>>63405858
>random
kek. freshie detected
>India still not using DRS
I MEAN COMEON, ITS 2015
>>63405861
he was a huge part of /cric/ during that era
ignoring him is choosing to ignore the reality of what /cric/ really is
>mon visage quand nobody here remembers the good old days of /sp/ because they are all new
>>63405656
the glory years of /sp/ coincided with heaps of off topic posting and light moderation though
>>63405842
>we had some anons who pulled stats off cricinfo to try and impress the big strong tripfaggots
Ftfy
>Ready for some action
>Test cricket
>Action
Kill yourself Mark Nicolas
>63405877
confirmed poorious
>>63405917
t. daniel
>>63405946
wew
>>63405708
Matt was not one of the forefathers of au/sp/, although he was probably the most significant figure post flag introduction.
squirt squirt
>>63405922
There were a few guys who were obviously autistic enough to attend shield games and knew what they were talking about it. I think they sparked zerogooses fall because they exposed him for as a cricinfo stat baby
Guppy's got his average above 30 again I see
Wonder if he can keep it there. Only 23 runs to go
>>63405946
Why does that woman have a penis?
>http://www.baka.com.au/world/new-york-times-introduces-sausage-rolls-to-americans-confusion-reigns-20151107-gkth3s.html
ITS HAPPENING LADS.
>>63405903
boy or girl?
Ian Baker Finch on pooicide watch
>>63405967
Same with roosevelt and his contributions to national parks (mt rushmore)
>>63405989
>Posting it again so you can have replies again
Kill yourself you loner
>>63405989
>baka
every time
>>63405917
This
Back before /cric/ and /rug/ and when Football was fighting to be accepted on /sp/ it was all power rankings and country wars. /sp/ is a mere shadow of what it was
>>63405942
nah not Daniel, and its true, hence why people always bitch about the Janitor, because /sp/ moderation has become harsher and most off topic stuff outside peak american hours gets deleted
>>63405977
I would honestly go to shield games if I had anyone to go with. Don't want to be that guy that goes to cricket on his own. My mates only go to BBL/tests.
>>63405946
it wasn't random joshie. Connie found gooses world of warcraft profile then managed to track goose down through a guild listing and a facebook group
>>63406038
I'm going to be called a massive weab but there is a reason why /a/ is the only major board that has managed to maintain any sort of standards over the years. And that is because of self moderation.
Mods and janitors can't do anything.
>>63406038
t. daniel
>>63406100
josh reynolds wasn't there at that time
Ivan was the one spamming the traps in /cric/
Josh reynolds emerged during the 2013 NRL season
>>63406079
m8 it's comfy as fuck
I bring my laptop and do uni work at our ones, because free entry and shit
>>63406032
>/rug/
kek get the fuck outta here
nobody cares about that weak shit
>>63405989
>Americans appropriating our proud culture
TRIGGERED
>>63406100
>gooses world of warcraft profile
cant make this shit up
>>63406126
>babbys first time danielposting
>>63406112
fucking weeb end your pathetic life m8
>>63406021
literally first time that link has been posted
>>63406126
No you fucking cock I'm daniel, get your shit right
>>63406100
I thought it happened becasue goose accidentally left his real email in the email field
>>63406212
this one is hot, would tenderly wrap my lips around that feminine cock of hers
>>63406147
Fuck m8 learn to read
>>63406212
this. ivan only came into existance after me and joshie were argueing about the gay league and how lowy was ruining football in the country
>>63406212
stop taking credit for Ivan's hard work
You just piggybacked on his hard work the following NRL season and then never left while Ivan has moved on to bigger and better things
>>63406100
>SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A CUNT TO ME
>>63406261
ivan has been here longer than i have
>>63406231
thats how connie found his world of warcraft profile m8
>>63406252
not furious, just hate faggots desu
Convict posts on a mudslime cricket forum
>>63406305
traps aren't gay
>>63406285
top kek evrytiem
when was goose ever a cunt to connie before the doxxing? or was it just part of a ruse to try and throw goose off his trail before it was revealed who doxxed him?
even 3 years later we still wonder
>>63406255
THIS is au/sp/. (You) are merely a guest here.
FUCK. This invasion of Kiwis is triggering as fuck desu. The World Cup was a mistake.
>>63406298
the person, but not the persona m8
>all this shit posting
I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".
I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
>>63406325
more a reference to the faggots who post them familymember
>>63406321
he's in prison you fucking idiot
>>63406353
moar pls
>>63406337
there is no persona though...
ivan quitely posts here. most of you make up all this other shit up in your own heads.
I like how the oldcunts have won and the thread has just turned into them discussing things among themselves
newcunt normslcunts who don't understand what they're reading getting triggered as fuck
>>63406363
sure he is
Well Graeme Swann had done it
The England team had won it
With Michael Clarke wasting all his reviews
Khawaja's dismissal made worldwide news
While bad weather ensured that England wouldn't lose
We're talkin cricket
From Trent Bridge to Manchester
Talkin Cricket
Stuart Broad and Alastair
Ian Bell hitting to cow corner
Joe Root and his run in with Warner
We're talkin Bresnan
Prior and Pieter (sen)
We're talkin cricket
From Trent Bridge to Manchester
Talkin Cricket
Stuart Broad and Alastair
Ian Bell hitting to cow corner
Joe Root and his run in with Warner
We're talkin Bresnan
Prior and Pieter (sen)
>>63406363
>LE CONVIGT IS IN PRIZZON XDXDXD
trip on
>OH GOD I'M SUCH A COCK-LOVING FAGGOT POO PEE kek KEK
>>63406353
you have no endgame, you are all talk and your gimmick has been the fucking same for years.
Ivan is what you want to be. But you will never reach the heights he reached. Forever a piece of shit that nobody in au/sp/ remembers because you are so fucking forgettable.
But keep reminding us that you exist every thread you fucking loser
Well Andy Flower had done it
The England team had won it
With Dharmasena grinning all the while
Watson's tragic shitness made us smile
While Joe Root lay unconscious on the barroom tile
We're talkin' cricket
From Lord's to The Oval
Talkin' cricket
Baddin's keeping was woeful
Alastair's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Smith and his run-in with the floor (as a newborn)
We're talkin' Cancer
Brezzers and the JART
>>63406391
Trip ON
Proxy OFF
desu i really just partake in danielposting because it makes so many of the "XD AUSTRALIA RUNS /CRIC/ XD GO AWAY POOP PEAALNAD YOUR IRELAVANT XDDXDXD" cunt get really really mad
>>63406380
most of the newfag normalcunts have simply just stopped posting while this is going on, rather than outing themselves as being new
except for that 1 (ONE) Poo Peelander who is so DESPERATELY ANGRY that he'll NEVER be a true and accepted member of /cric/, and will always be a newcunt, who is making SEETHING posts trying to somehow prove that danielposting is the better era.
>>63406425
>using a meme based joshie pioneered
based
>>63406423
Well Andy Flower had done it
>1 syllable too many
Watson's tragic shitness made us smile
>1 syllable short, didn't even think to include the word 'Shane' because he's a retarded faggot
While Joe Root lay unconscious on the barroom tile
>which has nothing to do with anything, he wasn't punched and knocked out in a bar you fucking retards. 'Joe Root and his run in with Warner' actually makes sense and isn't retarded
From Lord's to The Oval
>again 1 syllable to short
Baddin's keeping was woeful
>right amount of syllables but this whole fucking line flows retardedly because of the way those syllables are spaced out
Alastair's grotesquely swollen jaw
>hurrr he copied the exact same line from the simpsons lol so funny and clever XD XD
Steve Smith and his run-in with the floor
>another non sequitur line that makes no fucking sense
face it, Zerogoose's version is shit and you're probably Zerogoose samefagging (because tripfags always post as anon and praise themselves like the pathetic little cunts they are)
lads how do you block tripfags
Can this be one of those days where we revive trip cred for the night?
I got that vibe right now desu senpai
Poosterkek W U @?
I've come into this thread today to come clean about a few things.
I've written just about every recent copypasta concerning Australian tripfags, I've made in paint, photoshop and meme generators, just about every trip associated picture that has been circulating this past year, If you've ever seen anybody impersonating a trip it was more than likely me. I post under an American flag frequently just to samefag my threads, and I post with american trips. I was the one that started the whole "rate trips on the axis graph" thing. Not to mention the thousands of off topic posts and threads I've started as anon, I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been banned.
I'm responsible for so many >gayfl, >thugby, "when do they start sucking dick?" posts it's not even funny
I'm sweetspot, fake JFBF and various other australian and American short lived trips over the past year that have generally been shitty rip offs of other trips. I get bored around 400 posts, I took great pride in destroying any trip that went public by smashing any "reputation" that trip had by posting with it constantly. There are literally too many to list, My life has changed dramatically and I'm not on /sp/ 8 hours a day now.
I'm a 20 year old from broken Hill, I hate most sports. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm saying goodbye to /sp/ forever and I'm sure you'll notice a massive drop in Australian shitposting, I reckon I've made about 300 posts a day since the Euro WC.
sorry lol
>>63406484
It's all about (You) cred now
+1 (You) cred to get things started
>>63406443
>he's not a muscular, intelligent au/sp/ poster AND a charming, popular Danielposter
Kek.
KEK.
let me guess, you probably post about cricket or something, lmao
best thing that happened in /cric/
>>63406451
this.
poo peeland and seething freshies on pooicide watch
>OH GOD FUCK YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FRESHCUNTS AND I'M THE MAN DESPITE BEING A MENTALLY ILL CUM-GARGLING FAGGOT
I've had enough of /sp/, I know it's in my best interests not to come here anymore .
/afl/ sadly has gone to shit, the amount of Sandgropers has become intolerable and I just can't be bothered wading through the shit anymore.
I used to have fun in /afl/ but now it's predictable and boring. being an australian trip in /afl/ used to be unique, now it's overrun with mediocre trips.
/afl/ used to have fun and witty banter , now the threads are dominated by the same people having the same argument every night.
I've always made it pretty clear I know fuck all about league and post about SC only.
now it's a seen as "trying to spread my trip cred" and I just can't be fucked being attacked every time I post. I'm out of contention for /nrl/ SC finals anyway
/cric/ is obviously just warming up, I'm going to cop the blame for just about every new trip and gimmick I can just see it, I can obviously also see why.
I'm not interested in that shit anymore but if I trip in /cric/ now I'm just putting myself out there to be accused for the inevitable shitposting. so why bother.
I'll still check in as anon, but convict and my trip, 200 x 300 pics is done. When I jumped on /sp/ today I read the end of last nights /cric/ and /afl/ threads.
It was quite amusing, that athlete trip is blank trip. no doubt. I told blank trip to fuck off and called him a faggot a couple of times the other night and said he was the worst australian trip.
the very next night athlete is born, 24 hours later athlete/blank trip is samefagging the fuck outta threads with his anal devastation about me.
as I said very amusing but I just can't be bothered keeping up the 'convict' persona anymore.
Alot of truth was in those posts though. like the fact I've never actually doxxed anyone, like the fact I'm just a lonely guy, like the fact I need a life.
that's where the truth ends. it's been a fun 12 months but time for me to move on and put my mind to bettering my life instead of pretending to have someone elses.
>>63406549
this
