>>63399324
It's true that Canadians and New Englanders love the cock.
too late ;_;
nice thread hab cukk
BRUINS
Brad Marchand - Patrice Bergeron - Brett Connolly
Loui Eriksson - David Krejci - Frank Vatrano
Matt Beleskey - Ryan Spooner - Jimmy Hayes
Maxime Talbot - Joonas Kemppainen - Tyler Randell
Zdeno Chara - Colin Miller
Torey Krug - Adam McQuaid
Joe Morrow - Kevan Miller
Jonas Gustavsson
Tuukka Rask
Scratched: Zach Trotman, Zac Rinaldo
Injured: Dennis Seidenberg (back surgery), David Pastrnak (foot), Chris Kelly (broken leg)
CANADIENS
Max Pacioretty - Tomas Plekanec - Brendan Gallagher
Lars Eller - Alex Galchenyuk - Devante Smith-Pelly
Tomas Fleischmann - David Desharnais - Dale Weise
Paul Byron - Torrey Mitchell - Brian Flynn
Andrei Markov - P.K. Subban
Alexei Emelin - Jeff Petry
Nathan Beaulieu - Tom Gilbert
Mike Condon
Dustin Tokarski
Injured: Carey Price (lower body)
Scratched: Jarred Tinordi, Alexander Semin
>yfw 5-1 broons
First for Blackhawks
>>63399324
>tfw bailey will never have your babbies
okay, did I just mishear something or did Jack just say "break the condom" as in, like, the Bruins broke the condom and can now jizz on the Habs
what the fuck
>>63399279
REAL THREAD
>>63399669
Fuck off canakuck
>>63399669
why is it fucking called /hoc/
>>63399669
>/hoc/
0/10
>>63399631
Why live desu senpai
>>63399682
>>63399697
>>63399714
Don't know but it has more traffic so I'm there
No youtube stream?
>>63399669
>real thread
>/hoc/
Wot? That's a general thread you mong.
>>63399755
then why doesn't have the rest of the news.
>>63399804
Faggotry Tbh
>>63399804
because it's a bad thread? like a lot of /hoc/ generals because there's too many morons who can't do basic shit properly?
>>63399804
stay here, it literally has /hoc/ as the subject, let it be the general
that pathetic turnover
Someone go over there and link this thread.
>Booing Chara
I hope he scores tonight
>>63399858
it has /hoc/ in the subject so you can find it via entering hocgeneral.com
>>63399939
Kill yourself kraut. Lrn to into posting rules.
>>63399324
This board needs more Bailey
stream please
>>63399996
Who is this jizz whiz?
>>63399993
what the fuck is your problem you pile of shit
I literally just explained that shit to you fuck off
>>63400040
How new are you?
>>63399996
whoa who is she?
Whos ready for benaldo to draw a benaldy
>>63400055
Sour kraut is so sour
>>63400153
>>63400040
ITS A TRAP!!!
Pd:gib stream motherfuckers
>>63399996
Does she have any nudes? I'd seriously let that bitch shit on my face just so I could stare at her cunt.
>>63400171
>being a retard on purpose
kysmm
>>63400211
Its a trap
>>63400040
>>63400153
>>63400211
stop its not funny
>>63400211
>cunt
>>63400142
>implying pretending to not know who it is isnt a pretty old meme as well
I like these Bayley Jay banners even if she has a soft, feminine cock
>>63400211
>you'd be staring for a long time before you'd see that friendo
sportsnet is so fucking shit fuck you rogers cocksuckers
hate these fucking commentators "let the hair flow our back feel like they're children again because tuques" god damn
jobbed
>>63400355
toques pretty great tho fameroonie
Who ever thought it was a good idea to but a toilet seat on a shirt?
>Oh looks like the habs forgot to pay the refs for this month
REFPUCK
>>63400355
>tfw so nostalgiac for hughson
>tfw can't stand the sound of healy for a fucking second
just replace him with ray already jesus christ i miss tsn
>refs scumery
What the heck was that penalty to Plekanec?
>>63400355
I agree sportsnet commentators are pathetic.
>>63400287
lets all just enjoy some more B.J.
>>63400434
Reminder if you would not impregnate her you are a flaming faggot.
>>63400142
>>63400199
>>63400253
>>63400252
>>63400275
>>63400295
>falling for shit tier b8
>all these penalties
>soccer hit
Look at that, ANOTHER BENALTY
q:^)
>>63400008
>>63399753
yes, I concur...gib strem
Habs are getting BTFO 3-1 cap them famm
andrei markov... old, cold, and easily trolled :)
>>63400476
how could you possibly turn her down?
>>63400008
>>63400519
>>63399753
http://vipbox.biz/hockey/watch-1m3q9-boston-bruins-montreal-canadiens
brutal call
i literally dont even like this happening cause i know theres just going to be multiple makeup penalties in the 3rd lol.
Now for a serious question. Is the Goose Loose?
>>63400532
5-2 habs calling it now tomodachis
homo refs
fucking broons embellishing
>>63400566
and that is why NHL officiating is shit tier
Bawwwston typical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6IxtxfsNWg
that was a really terrible call. i dont want to be the habs i just want to beat them. tell colin miller not to do that
>>63400618
All 3 have been poor but the last one was revolting.
>>63400608
>Montreal
>Losing
>1993
P. much v. much the definition of typical, IMHO.
Hayes'd and Confused
>>63400685
>controlling damage this hard
Habs are meme this year, son. It's time for the glorious Americans to kuck canadia at their own sport once again.
>>63400685
>Habs
>Crying about revolting calls
I like hypocrisy how bout you
>>63399324
HNNNGGGGGGGG who's she??
>>63400685
the too many men calls have been tight all season league wide. the second call was something i've seen called in both conferences consistently. the 3rd was terrible. like i said, i dont even want it to happen cause now the habs absolutely will have at least 2 powerplays in the 3rd.
also, condon is great rn. he's legit.
TFW you will never have Bailey passed out on your couch after a party so you can take advantage of her
Connelly the Rifleman
>>63400701
>>63400723
>>63400726
>>63400773
Those feminine lips tho. I wish she wouldn't have ruined her body with those nasty fake tits dude.
what a hit on frankie "spaghetti for breakfast" vatrano
CHERRY TIME BITCHES
>>63400773
I saw another post earlier, this is not a blackhawks thread my friend.
OH SHIT GRAPES GOIN ALL THE WAY IN
CHERRY
TAKE A LOOK... THIS GOOD CANADIAN BOY GOT DRIVEN INTO THE BOARDS... HES A GOOD BOY... THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE... CONNOR YOU GOOD BOY
don is officially 100% insane and i say this every time
>>63400766
>Justifying shit officiating with your anecdotes
whatever country your from whatever team you like, don cherry is the fattest cocked motherfucker on the block. the absolute fucking man. the best there ever was or ever will be. don "fuck wit me and watch me nae nae" cherry
>>63401063
you're right.
>>63401083
Cherry is a true mad man.
"Flyers Defensemen Can't Melt Endboards" -Don Cherry
What's a poppy and why is that guy in terrible suits convincing me to buy them while standing in a graveyard?
>>63401215
le ignorant americanman
I like the elite goal by Loui "worth Tyler Seguin" Eriksson.
>>63401215
Head of world wide heroine cartel.
>>63401215
please do not troll this thread of nice boys watching hockey together
>cockblocked by the Elephants
All provinces that don't recognize Remembrance Day as a statutory holiday are shit tier.
>>63401316
>provinces
>Remembrance day
>statutory holiday
Wtf are you on about canakuck?
>>63401362
le Canadian Memorial Day my Amerifat friend.
>>63401397
Memorial to the dignity of your country when you still chose to worship the queen?
>>63401434
She's not my Queen, I didn't vote for her.
Makeup calls are begin.
can we just get a real game where the rules are just called the right way. not even talking boston and habs, like, in general lol. the nhl is so gay
le canadje
ET LE BUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
Habs fan here, there is your shit call on the Broons, fuck you NHL
>>63401476
Not violently overthrowing a monarch with your numerous firearms is the same as voting for them.
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
PLEKKY
our pk is such a joke. worst personal in the league. julien is dumb. nice shot there though, gg habs
>>63401545
I'm Irish, we bomb our way out of problems.
Chara pld
calling it now
Habs are gonna get the next 2 PP's and score on 1
>>63401583
>we drink our way out of problems
ftfy boyo
>>63401597
oh word dude???? for real??? you mean the thing everyone has been saying in this thread is true and valid now that you think it????
>>63401569
>broons
>>63401583
Based Mick. You're cool in my book, famm.
Jack just absolutely annihilated these fair weather cunt Hab fans looooool
>gally checking chara
>>63401647
>changing muh Guinness recipe to appease vegans
>>63401688
Your move, hasbs
q:^)
>gallagher trying to hit chara
lmao
>>63401653
I'm saying it's gonna happen again, my dude.
>all that embellishment
THESE FUCKING CALLS
FUCK YOU KRUG
pretty refpuck t b hfam
>>63401777
Dont like it do ya? You assclowns do it 82 games a year. Shut the fuck up
How.
ohhhh what a miss
Nice hands Krug, channeling Mike Keane
habs fan: dang these guys are playing like the freakin habs!!! gosh dang it!!! >.<
>>63401822
fuckin bawwwston acting harder than matt damon in good will hunting
>>63401822
>X do it too so that's not important if Y do it.
>>63401861
>hasbs
>not embellishment shitty
Ishggydggy
>>63401822
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSTON
>>63401822
Need a hug my tender Broons fan?, you seem upset.
>Mun tree all
>not known throughout the entire sports world as the PREMIER city of pussy fuckbois who sport a team of whiny retards
You are literally laughed at throughout the sports world. When people think of diving, they think of you. They don't think of soccer, they think of you. You are absolute garb.
BASED VATRANO
BASED BOSTON BORN KEKING THE HAVS
BASED FRANK
A
S
E
D
F
R
A
N
K
VATRON AND HIS SPAGHETTI FOR BREAKFAST MAGIC
>thanks ref.
>>63401874
That's called the "tu quoque fallacy"
WHO
H
O
Habs fan celebrating a Bruins goal, should be waterboarded with Chara's semen for that.
I just hope both of my teams have fun!
>Enfield Twin Rinks
...is Vatrano secretly David Foster Wallace?
OK that was a really nice release, credit where credit is due.
the mass boy with the snipeeeee!!!!!!!!
>>63402028
Thats Vatranos family you ignorant fuck
>>63401871
leeeeeeeeel
he cowrote that movie you know
>>63402025
>>63402032
Do you have a Bruins coloured Habs logo as well?
>Being scored on by a guy making his NHL debut
Is there anything more disgraceful?
>>63402032
What you did right there is a fucking sin
>>63402028
That was a classy. I'm glad he congratulated them instead of being salty that the Bruins scored
>>63402083
Vatrano is 5'9.
>>63402048
Clearly, you shit sipper, but my sentiment still stands, the team before all else.
>>63402066
Throwing up in my mouth tbqh with you Joe
>>63402066
Thanks, if you are going to post this shit at least show both abominations, it's only right.
>your fucking face when we just got the next Gretz
>>63402118
Then you are scum and you should kill yourself. Would you shame your son if he played for the Bruins?
>>63402228
My dad told me if I ever played for the Habs he'd find where I lived and kill me.
>>63402222
Do quads confirm?
>Jack seamlessly fitting that diatribe of history into playcalling
How
>>63402216
What team do you play for? I wanna know who he's traded to.
>>63402228
Disown him, then commit seppuku. If you had any honor you would do likewise.
>>63402263
Its not your fault if you got traded to them or drafted by them. Id be pissed if I had to play for the Montreal Dive Team.
inb4 refpuck
Refpuck
>Miller skates away with bloodied nose
>Krejci penalty- hooking
>>63402548
Miller should get embellishment for bleeding.
That adventure brings an all new meaning to the Goose is Loose
da Monstah getting it done
Goose > Rask
We need pooka to stop sucking
>>63402663
>Goose on an adventure
I kek'd
tfw got mint chocolate chip ice cream
thoughts on pumpkin beer?
specifically Shipyard?
>>63402803
Basic as fuck Tbh famm
the bruins are a MUCH faster team this year
here is the reason tuukka sucks against the habs: carey price is better than him. but it works like this, tuukka and carey are elite along with lundpads and miller and luongo in the eyes of everyone for a long period of time. now, what happens is, carey is better. and the habs are in tuukka's head. so even though tuukka and carey meet up together and they do Netflix and Chill and they're buds, tuukka always thinks: i'm that second nigga
>>63402873
yeah finally the Bruins realized we needed speed only if we had Seguin.
>Mfw Seguin-Krejci-Pasta line
(assuming we got Pastrnak)
>>63402032
Blasphemy, someone's gonna put a fatwa on you
>>63402898
Ya but pooka just sucks in general this year
tuukka: >lundpads
carey: lol. >lundpads
tuukka: >american goaltending
carey: hahaha. >american goaltending
tuukka: >roberto Whouongo
carey: lmao. >roberto Whoungo
carey: >poopa
tuukka: that's actually not funny.
carey: : ^ )
>>63402848
I've been drinking it with this chicken curry and rice and it was one of the best meals I've ever had, and but now afterwards it's really really subpar without having meal along with it.
But now I'm back to square one, I'm trying to find beers that aren't just regular pilsners or stouts.
>>63402969
lmao
>american
>get shot
>roar bacon
ok boston and montreal, the only two hockey cities that actually matter, is st. louis the most reddit team
>>63402977
>Being such a faggot recluse that you find beers that go along with your sand nigger dish
ruin fans, ladies and gentlemen
>>63403213
St Louis is okay. Oilels are still meme as fuck
>McBust being McHurt
>>63402969
lol
>>63403239
>not matching your bevs with your food, stay pleb you Philistine
>>63403239
oh... get bent you freakin syrup drinker!
>>63403239
Curry is an English dish you shithead
>>63403295
I gotta take Bruins fan side on this.
that guy Vatrano...wasn't drafted..how did he get to play in the NHL? midichlorians?
>>63403289
>>63403295
>>63403300
Stay mad while I enjoy my 7th kokanee of the night fag boys
>>63403300
I should note the modern interpretation of it.
>>63403348
Kokanee=chugpiss
daily reminder that Jimmy Howard has a better career GAA than carey price and also has more than 10 times the amount of Stanley Cups
>>63403392
but 10x0=0
>>63403239
>>63403348
this is amazing.
are Hab fans literal bebbies?
>>63403329
Score ten goals in ten games in the minnow leagues you'll get a shot.
>>63403382
Go drink your chocolate strawberry fairy cum ale faggot man kek
who is that girl in OP pic
>>63403411
>A self-admitting faggot
Why am I not surspised
>>63403421
I mean I don't know the ways in which a team can get a player. I know Barasso wasn't drafted and pulled straight out of highschool. Is it like a job offering in those cases?
>>63403446
OI M8 YOU TAKING THE PISS OUTTA ME M8? ILL BASH YEH FECKIN 'ED IN I SWEAR ON ME NAN
>>63403446
inb4 people respond to this stale bait
>>63403411
No I am a Habs fan and totally take Bruins fan side on this. Kokanee is shit and matching food and drink = true patrician
>>63403410
I said more than 10
1/0 is more than 10
>>63403446
>average britt girl
>>63403506
>What's that hunny? we're having roast beef? I need my cherry micro-brew to go with that.
Fucking homo-tier kek
Aside from shitty officiating, gotta say Bruins look decent tonight and they are a faster team then what I recall from last year.
>>63403555
>there are people with voting rights who actually believe this
Why can't Canada have more murican shootys?
>>63403555
Enjoy your Big Mac and and corn piss you Philistine
>>63403527
>has more than 10 times the amount of Stanley Cup
>more than 10 times the amount
you realize that means multiplication right?
Trotman pls
>>63403617
>voting rights?
>murican shootys
can you speak english, friend?
>>63403633
>Don't drink fag beer
>Automatically eat fast food
Now do you see why you're a hipster faggot?
>>63403727
>if you drink anything other than macro brew your a hipster
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT
spurtsnet commentators, so shit. Also GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
hahahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAB FAGGOTS WILL LITERALLY SAY THAT'S A GOOD GOAL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
offsides
what the fuck
They were literally on top of him
Et le buuuuuutttt!!!!!!
>Gallagay hitting the goose
>>63403800
Good?, no Great...
if they don't reverse this, you know the fix is in
Guarnateed good call. Cry Ruin faggots, your giant yeti raped my sweet brenden
Who /newengland/ here, gents
Chara aping Gallagher
le canadje got refkeked
JUSTICE
>>63403831
>>63403807
>>63403793
>>63403790
>>63403786
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>Subban literally on Goose's back
Pls
refpuck confirmed
pretty obvious there
>>63403899
>double refpuck
HEY
HEY
...
THE FUCK
REFKEK
REFPUCK
ALL
GAME
LONG
DUDE WEED LE MAO
Pls Canadians, that was very clearly NOT a goal.
hnic guys like oh its well they call that now, when the reason it's called is because gallagher literally punched the back of gus' head before any contact lmao
Haha holy fuck. Do you honestly mean Gallagher can get out of the position he was in with fucking Chara of all players keeping him there. What a joke.
>>63403555
Actually Unibroue La Resolution is a really good beer to have with roast beef.
Enjoy your MGD and cincinatti chili, ameripleb
>>63403905
>>63403930
>>63403935
>>63403937
>>63403953
>WE S-S-S-S-SWEAR, WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! G-G-G-GREATEST HOCKEY CITY EN LE MONDE!
>WE T-T-T-TOTALLY DON'T WHINE
