LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>MOUYES
>mfw P$G get him at the end of the season
PLS NO KEEP HIM CHELSHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Is he gonna survive the night lads?
>mouyes
I dont really watch divegrass but I do miss >MOYES posting
>MOUYES
>MOUYES
>mayos
>>63390661
SACKED ON MONDAY
>mouyes
>Mouyes
>7 (seven)
>MOUYES
This is it surely, there is no way he's going to not be sacked
>MOUYES
>MOUYES
>MOUYES
>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>MOUYES----------MOUYES
>MOUYES----------MOUYES
>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
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>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>MOUYES----------MOUYES--------MOUYES
>MOUYES----------MOUYES--------MOUYES
>MOUYES----------MOUYES--------MOUYES
>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
honestly, you can all fuck off.
Carefree, wherever you may be,
We are the famous CFC,
Rich History
>mouyes
>>63390801
>>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>>MOUYES----------MOUYES
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>>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
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>>MOUYES----------MOUYES--------MOUYES
>>MOUYES----------MOUYES--------MOUYES
>>MOUYES----------MOUYES--------MOUYES
>>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>>MOUYES----------MOUYESMOUYESMOU
>>63390617
NO NO NO NO NO NO
On a serious note, after PSG's game against Real Madrid, I'm sure they understood for sure back in Qatar that Blanc can win the Champions League
>mouyes
>tfw hoping he doesn't get sacked
literally worse than >moyes
>mouyes
>Mouyes (Chelsea FC manager)
>>63390801
>Calling Wenger the specialist in failure
>16th (Sixteenth)
>>63390852
>P$G
>win the CL
>with Cavani
This is hilarious. Mou is crashing this ship with no survivors.
Also Hazard has been fucking woeful all year, can't blame it all on Mouyes now.
Who will sign Willian lads? Literally the best player in the EPL.
Imagine going against the way you've always been and trying to give Chelsea stability and a long-term plan by keeping Mourinho, and then he just completely fucks your shit up.
Feel bad for Roman t b h lads
>>63390867
>tfw
Don't want it to end tbqh
is an witch a athlete
>this could be the last time we get to
>mouyes
until next season anyway
>mou doing worse than a team that lost 6-2 to newcastle
ultimate kek
>>63390956
Wings of Desire.
>>63390956
Can I interest you in Tangerine? It was filmed on an iPhone.
>>63390956
Network
>>63390921
>Feel bad for Roman t b h lads
You shouldn't, because he's literally an autist who doesn't have a clue about anything in football. It was bound to happen sooner or later, with an owner like that.
Chelsea """ football"""" """"""" club""""""""
post yfw >mouyes
>>63390765
I thought you were ded, Tet.
>>63390921
>feeling bad for a billionaire gangster
>>63390566
Chelsea is a piss pot club and their fans are wankers. It's great to see them where they are.
>>63390912
>tfw replaced hazard with memerez in fantasy
I expected some disappointment but not this fucking much.
>>63390956
Battle of britain
>>63390956
Heaven's Gate
CHAT
>Tfw Mouyes gets sacked and we don't have anyone left to greentext until next season
I'm going to nap til 4. When I get back there better be at least 8 threads up about his sacking
>>63390956
This is a nice easy romantic comedy
>>63391024
How can you kill one that has no life?
>>63390956
have you ever heard of boyhood? some say it took 12 years to film.
>>63390956
the new goosebumps movie is nice lid
albeit you may only find cam rips
also
>MOUYES
>>63390956
Synechdoche, New York
>>63390956
Bone Tomahawk
>>63390908
>Cavani on the left with Ibrahimovic in the middle
>wonder why he's shit
>>63390956
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
>>63390661
I am honestly concerned for his health now
>>63390795
Noice, deserves a (You).
>Mouyes
>>63391111
IT TOOK TWELVE FUCKING YEARS TO MAKE
>>63391153
That miss when he was wan on wan was pretty bad iirc
Missed this match
How was the >mouyes?
>>63391211
spoopy
>MO-----------MO----MOUYES----MO-------ES---MO------ES---MOUYES-----MOUYES
>MOU-------MOU---MOUYES-----MO-------ES-----MO--YE-----MOUYES----MOUYES
>MOUY----MOU----MO-----UY-----MO-------ES------MOUY------MOU-----------MOU
>MOUYESMOU---MO-----UY----MO-------ES---------OU--------MOUYES-----MOUYES
>MOU--M--MOU---MO-----UY----MO-------ES---------OU--------MOU------------------YES
>MOU-------MOU---MOUYES----MOUYESM---------OU--------MOUYES-----MOUYES
>MOU-------MOU---MOUYES----MOUYESM---------ES---------MOUYES----MOUYES
>>63391211
Kind of disappointing, maybe it will pick up when he is officially sacked
Mouyes on suicide watch.
>>63390956
Clockwork Orange, drug
>>63391236
Explain pls
Why doesn't Chelsea just send Mouyes on a loan to Vitesse to gain some experience?
>>63391292
spoopy mouyes masks everyhwere
>THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE >THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE
dubs decides the next Chelshit manager
>>63391377
Hahaha
>>63391377
>moyet
IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/5946071
IMPORTANT POLL
>>63391377
Ayy lmao
Nice one la
>last time chelsea has a sub par season they won the CL
>>63391377
wew lad
What's Mouyes salary lads? For greentexting purposes.
>>63391377
Brendan Rogers
>>63391377
>>63391396
heh I wouldn't mind this new meeem
>>63391398
Tall girl = PL Trophy
Short girl = Man City, Man United and Arsenal
Guy by tree = >Mouyes
Tree = Tree
OMFG
>>63391450
£13m a year
>>63391473
don't even need to check
>>63391447
>yfw Mouyes is sacked in March, Rodgers replaces him and wins the CL
>>63391473
>tinyurl
nope
Miss me, /sp/?
>>63391447
This is beyond sub par
>chelsea have played more games than points they have this season
>>63391447
this one should be a mulligan desu
>>63390956
Brick, Joseph Gordon levitt
>>63391473
>quits
really think he'll ever admit being a failure?
>>63391527
oh god it's happening isn't it
>>63391447
the last time they lost 7 out of first 12, they were relegated
>mouyes
13 points of fourth. They need a minor miracle to reach CL next year
>yfw chelsea finish bottom half of the table but win the CL and jew over United for the CL place
>>63391650
>forest
>leeds
>coventry
>>63391650
Oh shit
>>63390801
> American Chelsea fan
> Most definitely not carefree
> Fucked
Eva must have given the world's greatest handjobs and blowjobs and or been the world's greatest lay because this squad looks like a shadow of its normal self.
>>63391676
They changed the rules, United or whoever finishes 4th keeps their spot.
Are there any forums like RAWK where we can watch Chelsea fans lose it?
>>63391633
Its more contractual, if you acknowledge responsibility and sign away you dont get compensation for the contract, probably £10mil+ in this case.
I think some managers Lambert(Villa) get sacked on purpose just for the money
>>63391650
top of the league...HAPPENING
>>63391650
meaningless statistic to be quite honest with you desu
>>63391735
shedend
>>63391724
ok serious question time: do we think she actually banged any of the players for real?
>>63391650
>Norwich
>23 draws
How does any team slurp this much semen?
>>63391650
>the last time the defending champions were relegated was in the 1930s
It's happening again?
>>63391703
proper english teams la
>>63391607
>Jamie Vardy has more goals than Chelsea has points
>>63391771
doubt it, she seems to be very professional. maybe some obscure staff member or something, but not the players.
>>63390852
blanc can win the c1
... lol?
>>63391756
Sounds like some place young boys would be taken to get molested
>>63391845
no that would be stamford bridge every other week
>mouyes
>>63391773
Draws were a lot more valuable when it was 2 points for a win desu.
Mouuuyahi Mouuuuyaho Mouuuuuyaha Mooooouyaha
>>63391533
you kidding? Mouyes is much "better"
>>63390956
A Pervert's Guide to Ideology
Sacked yet?
>lost again
#stillemployed
>>63391919
>A Pervert's Guide to Ideology
Good taste Brazil
>Courtois face these last few weeks
So is this more of a knock on effect like >Moyes when he lost 1 or 2 games early on teams didn't see United as unbeatable and had a go at beating them.
>>63391771
yes
Did Stoke beat them?
>>63392055
pulverised
>>63391977
desu Chelski fans can't blame any of the goals on Begabitch since he has saved a lot of shots and all of the goals he has conceded no keeper would have saved.
>>63392055
yes 1-0
>>63390852
>on a serious note
>blanc can win the CL
>>63392061
Of course not, Im just thinking of Courtois sitting out watching it all fall apart and theres nothing he can do.
>>63392060
>>63392066
Ouch, hope he doesn't get sacked.
what is Falcao doing now, I wonder?
>>63391771
She almost definitely has fucked at least Ivanovic and Essien.
>>63392140
still being exposed as a fraud
>>63392126
I dont think we'll see him again
Goodnight, >(Mou)yes
it just shows how GOAT the EPL is
Chelsea will almost certainly reach the quarters of the Champions League, at least, and they're literally going to get relegated
Mouyes genuinely doesn't know how to turn this around. He's used to inheriting promising teams and buying a bunch of mercenaries to gain short term success before fucking off elsewhere.
Which players will be the first to go when Chelshit finish outside top 6?
>>63392209
Hazard
>>63392209
Costa, Hazard, Fabregas, Ramires
does he have anything to say?
>>63392140
Laughing at how he is fleeing every club that thinks they can get him back to his pre injury form with his Agent.
>meanwhile Klopp is still undefeated
Feels good man.
>>63392209
Azarr, Judas ratcunt, probably pedro as well
>>63392191
pretty much this.. this train is gonna keep on rolling right into oblivion.. Chelsea are not gonna do shit this year the only think they can hope for is some stability and regrouping for next year.
>>63391650
>3. West Bromwich
>>63392185
desu Bundesliga has outdone us when Dortmund were in the relegation zone for months.I suppose they weren't champions previously. Just sucks Villa Sunderland and half dead Bournemouth are so shit.
>>63392276
>1. Liverpool
>>63392317
Is it finally >our year, or just another false dawn?
>>63392356
>>63392317
>>63392191
That's why he is turning his attention to CL. He'll try to fluke CL semis and leave EPL to muh conspiracy.
MEMES
>>63391447
yeah they really stand a chance against bayern, barca and real
1-3 Man City win the league
4-6 Arsenal win the league
7-9 Man Utd win the league
0 Chelsea win the league
>>63392356
oh it's our year #kloppforkop #clapforklopp
is it safe yet?
>>63390566
>7 (seven) losses by the start of November
>MOUYES
>Sosa faggot committed suicide a month ago
>delicious Chelshit tears
>>63392427
roll
>>63392412
They defeated Bayen AND Barca with a strikeforce soncisting of Fernando Torres and old man Drogba in 2012
>Mouyes has NEVER lost 7 games in a league season in his entire career
>it's only 7th November
>Moukekoyes
>>63392406
10/10
Call me crazy, but Ancelotti's coming back
These threads are basically eternal >mouyes at this point
>>63392427
dubs for Spurs
>>63392427
Dubs Chelsea is relegated
>>63392475
Are you a Chelsea fan now, Cest?
>>63392427
>no Liverpool
;_;
>>63392504
you mean this "Official >Mouyes Thread"?:
>>63392537
Just stating facts my friend
>Moyes
>6 (six)
>>63392544
yes, dubsman
>>63392427
city desu
>>63392561
You the City one?
>>63392269
>fiberglass has been total shit this season and can't even get in the team now
>ozil has been great
Cesc fags B T F O
Everywhere I read they say that he'll be sacked tomorrow.
Don't you british sack managers saturday nights or just after the game ends?
>>63392475
>They defeated two teams by crying on the floor for 80 min
wow what an accomplishment
>>63392427
coyg
>>63392537
how new are you? he was a lelsea fan for a long time
>>63392617
yeah since 04 m8
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/
>"Stoke inflict narrow loss on Chelsea"
Why are the media trying to soften the blow this much?
>>63392598
They have an international break now to get a replacement lined up, so Maybe next Satuday he'll bite the bullet
>>63392598
depends. sometimes monday
usually sunday
>>63392617
I thought he supported Wigan.
CHELSEA FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63392660
Trying to make the loss seem less bad so Mouyes stays as manager and we get to enjoy the top banter for a little while longer.
After the 5-1 drubbing arselel will lose 2-0 to spurs tomorrow and generally slide down the table.
Season will finish like this
1 man city
2 liverpool
3 spurs
4 man-u
5 west ham
>>63392597
>cesc PL - 1
>Ozil PL - 0
Well, untill we win the league this season anyway
>>63392599
If you expect teams to play attacking, free flowing football against Barcelona and Bayern Munich you are silly
>>63392617
I have more Arsenal shirts than chelsea have points this season
>>63392664
You can't have a guy that's totally fired training your team for a week just because there is an international break. It looks really stupid from my point of view.
>>63392717
post proof
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2586959-jose-mourinho-reportedly-eyes-manchester-united-job-amid-louis-van-gaal-rumours
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is keen to replace Louis van Gaal at Manchester United next summer, as the Glazer family, who own the Red Devils, are reportedly not fully satisfied with the Dutchman's management of the club.
Those sensational claims have been made by Le10 Sport (h/t Sport Witness' Tom Coast and Metro's Will Giles), with the French news outlet believing the Special One still hasn't gotten over being passed on as Sir Alex Ferguson's replacement in favour of David Moyes.
Per the Daily Star's Luke Gardener, citing the Le10 Sport piece, the Glazers might be interested in Mourinho's services, while the manager is very keen on the United job.
Mourinho's job security with the Blues is at an all-time low after a dismal start to the 2015-16 campaign, with criticism over his behaviour and performances coming from seemingly every angle. Former Chelsea striker Chris Sutton was one of many to take a shot at Mourinho, speaking to BBC 5 Live Sport (h/t BBC Sport):
While it is true a big portion of the Manchester United fanbase aren’t 100% happy with Louis Van Gaal’s football, there has been an improvement when it comes to results. Van Gaal is also facing criticism for United's dreadful scoring form of late, which has led to plenty of jeers from the fans recently. Per BBC Sport, the Dutchman has requested fans boo him, not his players
People are making way too much of this whole "hurr chelsea in crisis thing".
All they need is some of their key players to find form, get better luck with decisions and rediscover their iron team spirit and they have a great shot at staying up.
>>63392751
I never said that, they can send him packing tonight then next week announce he's gone & his replacement is signed
Not everything is transparrent
>>63392781
100% bullshit tbf
>>63392699
>/thread
![Pedro-as-a-Chelsea-player[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CQNvAlg.jpg "Pedro-as-a-Chelsea-player[1].jpg")
> kek
>>63392781
So he actually wants to impersonate his hero, David Moyes?
>>63392699
>3 spurs
them dubs confirming
>>63392804
>form, luck, spiritual revelation
>just that
>>63391105
Based Terry
Friendly reminder that Mourinho's next job will be at another top club.
Friendly reminder that Mourinho is literally an international sex symbol as well as being widely regarded as at the top of his profession.
Friendly reminder that Mourinho earns more in a day than you do in a year.
Friendly reminder that Mourinho is living his dream, while you are posting about yours on an assyrian archery symposium.
>>63392717
>blackburn PL - 1
>liverpool PL - 0
>Blackburn confirmed better than Slipperpool
>Cescfag logic
>>63392699
>spurs
>above arsenal
come on thats just retarded.
>>63392817
I see. Quite different of how things are done here.
>>63392699
>>63392891
Still in Stoke?
>>63392765
I've had to put most of them up in the loft, but heres an old picture from a few years back. Thinking about it I might only have like 10 or so shirts
>Costa assaulted Stoke steward
Scum team, scum players
>>63392896
Nope
Arselel will do what they did when Liverpool raped them 5-1
They will lose again hard to spurs then slide down the table and finish about 6th or 7th
>DIEGO COSTA REPORTED FOR ALLEGED ASSAULT ON STOKE CITY STEWARD
Absolute madman
>>63390801
>full training kit wanker
>mouyes
>>63392927
Not this time son, they will be laughing at you this season and thanking you for bottling it
ss this
>>63392781
'no'
If the glazers appointed monghino (which they would never do) the locals would burn the ground down.
>>63392953
dat 04/05 kit, the away one is defo one of the best away kits ever created and the maroon home is the greatest football shirt of all time.
>>63392660
Well it was a fairly 50:50 game, and I was counting on Chelshit equalizing until the final whistle.
The fact that they didn't really shows just how badly the season is going for them.
>>63393017
Maroon is the GOAT and im sad I never got that blue away kit. The Yellow away kit in 13/14 was one of the best though
>>63392891
>living his dream
>16th (sixteenth) place
>Le specialist in favour faec (;-|)
>>63392893
This
thought i was in arse for a second lads
>>63392891
'living his dream'
ok m8
>>63392961
>>63392997
Spud delusion is always good for a laugh
>having played more games than points
Ameribandwagoners, this is what it feels like to be a Chelsea supporter for the first 100 years of their existence.
Is he finally on suicide watch lads?
>>63393253
>yfw they had a parade for losing the FA Cup final
>>63393253
Kek implying you're old enough to remember
>>63393253
This is how Chelsea were when I started watching football. Fucking Andy Myers, Kevin Hitchcock and a young Neil Shipperley up front.
It's nice to see them back where they belong.
>>63392699
poorly memed desu
>no more moyes
>no more rodgers
>no more maureen
depressing
>>63393242
I'm not a spurs fan i just think arselel will do what they did last time they got thrashed so hard
>>63390801
>amerikek
>we
>full kit douche
just kill yourself to be honest
>MOUYES
>O
>U
>Y
>E
>S
>>63393432
Seems like Arsenal have bootybothered you m8, there is no shame in your club losing to a top team like Arsenal
>>63393560
my team drew with Arsenal, So obviously not.
![SunnyDennis_1195083167-000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ydnWBBa.jpg "SunnyDennis_1195083167-000[1].jpg")
>arse bandits wandering from their containment thread
Still, its hilarious they fell for the containment in the first place
>>63393845
iskra
s
k
r
a
>>63393649
Oh, you're one of those
>>63393845
mans belly skin
>>63391735
100% Chelsea on Youtube
>>63394004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h1loN-gvy4
kek
>>63393845
SNU SNU
>>63394389
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32097847
kek
>>63393560
>Arsenal
>Top team
Pick one
>>63394632
kek
>>63393253
I wonder what those 110 year olds knocking about on the internet think of it all
>>63394824
Bayern Munich 5-1
>>63394904
>ar5ena1
Just woke up. Missed the >mouyes.
>mouyes
>>63392406
Criminally underrated desu
>>63393845
Only if she's flexible. Minimum 120 degree inner leg angle required for optimum bunda fucking
>>63393845
the highest
So is he gonna survive the international break?
>>63393845
RONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>63392406
noice
