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Coming soon, you corndog, coonass, backwoods swamp dwelling pieces of shit.
first for ROLL DAMN TIDE
Nth for /byeweek/
first for Cardale Jones
POST YFW BAMA GETS BOOTY BLASTED
>Name your Midwest state
>Do you have running water at home?
>living in a state where the state "university" is a football team with a degree factory attached
>>63389164
this is it. this is the week where he looks like a starter!
Dubs for MY WATER HEATER JUST FUCKING BROKE GODDAMMIT
>tfw it doesn't matter which team wins today because both fanbases are obnoxious as fuck
>>63389117
Look up their rosters, or just watch the game tonight and listen as the announcer repeatedly says "and that's [insert player] from Texassssss"
Reminder that Louisiana is a French territory and not part of the South.
>>63389191
Oklahoma
No we have a well
>>63389191
ohio
there is water in semen so yes.
>>63389212
truth
>>63389238
Killing this meme before it takes off
>>63389212
Remember how mad /sp/ was when they showed AJ Mccarrons 10/10 southern girlfriend on national tv? Lol
S southern girls are f fat and ugly
>>63389078
LSU - 34
Sister fuckers - 20
It's going to happen. Just try not to kill anybody or blow up any meth trailers.
who /wvu/ here
>>63389202
Actually, Minnesota is fucking dreadful and Cardale is going to be out to prove hinself in what may be his last chance. I'm willing to bet he actually does go off and gets like 4 TDs
>>63389191
Indiana no were using water tanks in the kitchin
>>63389191
Minne-soota
You betcha
>>63389212
Truth
F U C K T H E S O U T H
THE TRAFFIC IN STILLWATER IS FUCKED
Marquise, go for 600.
So,
is it just a given that the Hilltoppers are going to be the best football program in Kentucky every year??
Navy vs Memphis Over 65 or TCU vs Oklahoma St Over 76, which one is the best bet (or neither?).
>>63389191
>mfw the South has running water and the Midwest has none
Reminder that Kansas City is famous for BBQ and Missouri is in the SEC and the south just won the World Series
Also the patriots superbowl mvp Malcolm butler is from the south and we just won the superbowl
>>63389317
>mfw this happens
>>63389212
Actually, there's not a whole lot of fat people on the west coast. They don't eat based southern food over there.
>>63389329
TCU vs OkSt obviously
>>63389329
TCU v Cowpokes, under
Northerners are so insecure. People in the south literally do not care about the north at all. You fags and fag enablers can't get us out of your mouth.
>yfw vanderbilt wins the SEC title
>>63389191
Chicago
>unironically letting the cancer-causing industrial poison that is Lake Michigan water touch your body in any way
>>63389356
>full of beaners
>not fat
>>63389337
Don't hurt yourself with those stretches.
>>63389305
GOAT general tbqhwy family
>>63389329
TCU/OKST is going under. barely
>>63389356
They're nothing but Mexicans and white hipster girls, disgusting
Oh and Asians, for all the small pp betas
>>63389378
They would lose the rematch and they know it.
>>63389384
>FAU
>>63389329
TCU v. Okie State will be in the hundreds
>>63389384
I live in Northern Virginia, what does that make me?
>>63389378
Lmao it's literally the opposite. You guys have an ingrained inferiority complex. Your entire identity stems from living in the South.
>>63389440
black
>>63389440
a nigger, most likely
>>63389384
>>63389440
From Baltimore and a nigger.
>>63389440
Nigger
>>63389440
A Yankee faggot, also NO Baltimore and Maryland and NOT the south, they're literally a 30 minute drive from NYC, fuck off
>>63389397
>>63389414
It still one of the skinniest states because of the Asian population
>>63389463
>>63389440
Depends where in NoVa. You might just be a commuter to DC wagecuqq.
EL ES YOU
:3
>>63389487
LSU isn't in the south either, it's technically in a French territory.
someone explain corndog meme please
>>63389385
imagine all the heavy metals and acids in that stuff
they could probably stick a net in there and dredge out more lithium than south american countries mine in a year
>>63389459
>I have no culture so you can't either
>>63389487
If there is one thing the North and South can come together and agree on, it's that nobody wants Baltimore
>duke
CAROLINA BROS
How is your BBQ?
I love seeing PSU lose to a Northwestern team playing their backup QB after Penn State fans have spent all season arguing they'd win 10 games as they continued to scrape by cupcakes and get BTFO'd by OSU.
>>63389568
byu
>>63389539
It's actually considered a significant health risk to swim in the Chicago river
>>63389559
>mustard based
>sc
can you c u c k s be anymore disgusting?
>>63389559
the wetter the better
>>63389559
Lexington and Eastern Style equal :3
I live in Greensboro so I get the best of both worlds
>>63389559
>Vinegar & Pepper
Yuck. Try this
>>63389586
http://tiptop25.com/champ1961.html
another OSU "natty" BTFO
don't worry tho 5's still a lot
>>63389595
Mustard based bbq sauce is based. based sc
:^)
>>63389595
>Live in NC
>Buddy also lives in NC, but is from SC
>has tickets to South Carolina baseball games
>We go there and eat their Mustard BBQ
>My literal face when
>>63389525
Shut up, you have Duck Dynasty, you're southern
And why do you think being a European is better than being southern? Fuck off, go to the Eternal Arsenal thread where you belong
>tfw Flor da is going to lose to an inferior opponent with 0 passing yards again
>>>it's Georgia Southern all over
this thread is starting to smell like corndogs
>>63389634
>using store bought sauce
>not making your own secret recipe and passing down from first born son to first born son
UNSOUTHERN
>>63389540
Actually we have a lot of culture.. The North and Midwest is full of people who celebrate Italian, German, Polish, and Greek cultures. There are festivals all through the summer months. Also there is a strong culture that revolves are steel, farming, and manufacturing. Then there is the culture of art, food, music etc that exists in most metropolitan areas. You cling to a culture that died in 1865.
>>63389634
literally sugar in a bottle. disgusting
Corn Dog looks disgusting as shit.
How many yards will Leonard Fournette get tonight?
Over/Under 115
>>63389652
>>63389568
Army
The corndog thing is the lamest insult in the history of college sports. Nobody gives a fuck. Hell, I like corndogs. Bama fans hate it when you call them Gumps and sisterfuckers. If you're going to insult our fanbase/state, be creative for fuck's sake.
But these are Bama fans we're talking about. Too busy cooking their makeshift crystal methamphetamine balls with "2010 fuk aubrn" chisled at the bottom.
>>63389559
Grew up with delicious mustard base, peedee, but now know the glory of vinegar and pepper tomato base and mustard vinegar base. Upstate.
Reminder that Texas BBQ is ranked #1 and its so good it doesn't need some meme vinegar, sugar, or mustard sauce
if LSU wins, they will win the natty easily. playing at bryant-denny to a 1 loss alabama with their season on the line?
>can they do it, on a cold, wet, windy night at the britannia?
>>63389682
>tfw my family has a secret bbq and brunswick stew recipe that my grandparents make for the whole community in a big stew pot over a wood fire every fall
Feels a whole lot like Carolina tbqh
>>63389687
Arabs and Somalis don't count as culture senpai
>>63389753
Auburn started it and stole it from other fanbases. I believe it was originally about Nebraska but Auburn stole it and applied it to LSU.
>>63389684
Shut up faggot, you are a blue state, you aren't the south, Yankee scum
>>63389733
The proper term is "Pronto Pup". Don't they have music festivals in Alabama?
>>63389756
>TX
>Southern
Chile, plx
>Florida
>getting beat by Vandy
ISHYGDDT
>>63389756
>right-wing business magazine
>ranking bbq
yeah, everyone believes it
>>63389507
don't you work in Bermuda? You are a wagekekk too
>>63389634
Mmmm corn syrup.
does everyone put cole slaw on their bbq? if you don't fuck off
>holding in the secondary
lol who cares, right ACC refs?
>>63389833
>businessmen don't travel and eat at restaurants
>>63389759
>cold
I live in Alabama. It's like 80 degrees, humid as fuck, and gonna storm all day.
>>63389796
fuck there are actually a lot of those in my city.
Not as bad a Minnesota though, they all move there for some reason.
>>63389850
>cole slaw ON bbq
You're the disgusting vermin tbqhf
>fatasses calling other fatasses fatasses ITT
>>63389595
pleb detected
This woman announcer for the Florida game's voice is pissing me off. I hate it so god damn much. What else is on?
>>63389852
>UNC complaining about refs in any sport
go to bed Swofford
>>63389756
Your brisket is goat desu but you don't know based NC whole hog
>>63389833
ALL BBQ is right wing you idiot, the south is all right wing, I know the Midwest likes to pretend you're famous for BBQ but you aren't, I know you want to be from the south but you aren't, you're meth riddled corn growing liberal redneck atheists
>>63389636
>5
Please don't even start trying to claim 1957 isn't theirs. Auburn literally had to rig the AP poll in order to win it and was caught paying their All-American QB that season.
>>63389850
I do too bee honest
fucking throw down on some slaw and pulled pork
>city
>of
>relocated
>yankees
>>63389888
My family all live Cary :*).. right by the YMCA
>Marquise Williams beat TJ Yates 439 yard single-game UNC record
Feels bittersweet man :^(
>>63389868
>implying anyone at business inside has ever eaten any bbq
fag #1:which one should we rank first?
fag #2:what is a bbq exactly?
fag #3:george w. likes texas
head fag:ok, texas it is
>flowrider
>>63389749
>>63389692
>not wanting delicious brown sugar sauce
>>63389951
Easily the worst fanbase in the SEC thanks to those assholes that swarm their campus from NY, NJ and PA.
>>63389922
Just like it's the NCAA's fault the investigation has dragged on for 5+ years. It's not UNC's fault for trying to cover it up and forcing the NCAA to come back a second time and then trying to stonewall and delay the COI process. The penalty phase will be glorious.
>mfw HURRDURR SOUTHERN BBQ
>mfw HURRDURR BEANER STATE BBQ
>mfw kansas city has the best BBQ
>mfw midwest wins again
>>63389888
Are all the Italians in NJ conservative? It seems like they are.
>>63389946
it's theirs because there literally isn't a single argument you can make for osu's resume over theirs
i can see why you hate tcu so much now kek
b1g is such garbage, it's no wonder osu and michigan have losing bowl records
>>63390032
only meth-addled midwestern klansmen think ketchup-soaked BBQ is good
>>63389850
red slaw, not cole slaw
>>63390035
Stameys is GOAT local bbq
>>63389941
Even Midwest BBQ, is still right wing.
Wanna go to Smithfields desu after this. Casual level but quick and easy.
>>63389753
The corndog thing isn't meant to offend. It's meant so we can all laugh at you.
If the north is so much better than the south, why aren't southerners moving to PA and NY and MI in droves? Why is it the other way around?
>>63390032
>star QB is from Texas
>star RB is from Missouri
LMAO, "Ohio" State
>>63390040
Most BCS bowl wins of ALL TIME
>>63390032
Let's be honest, nobody in the Midwest actually wants to be associated with Missouri or Kansas
>>63389756
Actually Memphis has the best BBQ and any other response is a fucking faggot because this is known by many generations of Americans older and more mature/experienced/well traveled than you
>>63390084
>Cold weather
no thanks
>>63390090
Cardale is from cleveland
>>63390079
Smithfields is pretty good for what equates to fast-food bbq and chicken
>>63388828
Corn fed and proud come at me bro
>tfw my team is randomly good
>suddenly all games start at 2:30 instead of comfy 11 a.m.
end my life desu senpai
>>63390081
>Bama humor
inbreeding desu
>>63390084
Because it's cold. It's literally why people move south.
>>63390081
Whatever you do. Don't tell LSU fans that they smell like corndogs.
>>63390040
OSU played a much tougher schedule. It's quite obvious if you actually look at the Coaches Poll. Auburn played nobody.
I realize they have a better resume according to AP rankings, but remember that Auburn rigged the AP poll and most AP votes came from Auburn-affiliated news outlets that year. The AP literally changed it's rules to prevent that from ever happening again.
>>63390112
>publicly announcing you're gay on an anime imageboard
>>63390099
i repeat
>losing bowl record
>>63390161
O yeah of course, I have family all around Alamance but I live in Greensboro.
If we're talking hotdogs, Zack's in downtown Burlington is the undisputed GOAT
>>63390168
It was a joke made by an Auburn fan, and used by the entire SEC.
>he doesn't even know the origin of getting #rekt
>>63390112
Never heard of it, must suck
Oh wait you're the place that makes BBQ spaghetti lmao MEME BBQ
>>63389756
What is pictured is not barbeque. Barbeque is smoked pulled pork. You can put whatever shitty sauce you want on it, but mustard bases are the best. Hickory a shit.
>mfw texans call beef bbq
There's plenty of stuff opposing fans could say to piss off LSU fans. Lots of ammunition out there. Corndog isn't one of them. Chalk it up to a lack of creativity due to generations of inbreeding.
>>63390084
>actually believing people are still moving to the south
Only black people are moving to the south at this point. Look at Detroit, the black population continues to plummet, but the white population is growing for the first time in decades.
NO BRAKES ON THE CAROLINA RAPE TRAIN
>>63390140
I know, that's why he sucks
PSU is fucked
>>63390260
They're already here dude. Have you been to Florida?
>>63390260
>live in Florida
Old people are definitely moving here
>>63389174
>Florida losing to Vanderbilt
>Vanderbilt converting on 4th down
>Florida fans nowhere to be found
>>63390173
>cold blooded
this is why no one respects the Deep South
bunch of panty waist homebodies that can't stand to live above the 50th parallel, that plus all the transplant retirees from the least coast
>>63389191
Oklahoma
yes
Tyler Boyd ded
All the games suck right now. Gonna go for food.
Pulled pork sandwich from bbq food truck, subway, order pizza, or get a publix sandwich?
>>63390144
Lol
>yfw Marquise Williams breaks 800
God dammit Northwestern, find a fucking kicker
>>63390287
NO BRAKES ON THE PACKPRIDE RAPE TRAIN
NCAA PENALTIES ARE COMING
MULTIPLE POST-SEASON BAN IN ALL SPORTS
FUCK YOU
>>63390254
>pulled pork
what is this jamacia?
brisket is the fucking goat
>>63390348
Publix sub, baw
GOAT
>going for it on 4th at your own 30 when only up by 1
what the fuck Vanderbuilt????
Florida fans wear jorts
Stop talking about food you fucking faggots. Florida is losing to Vanderbilt right now and Vanderbilt is driving on their ass.
We get it. The best food comes from your area and everybody elses food sucks.
>>63390326
So what? Who gives a shit about old people, they don't work or make children.
>>63390199
i don't care about your biased polls you moron
auburn's SOS was better, the SEC had a better OOC record and played better opponents OOC, and they didn't lose to four loss teams
literally no argument
f i v e
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Anyone watching Pitt/ND. Fucking ACC refs not calling any PI
>>63390418
oh yes lets instead talk about how neither of these teams can get a first down
>>63390376
>he thinks pulled pork is jerked meat
Holy shit texans confirmed for knowing nothing about bbq. Brisket is brisket, m8.
>>63390254
Lmao thats meme BBQ, pork tastes good no matter what, only educated, skilled Texans can make beef taste amazing
I love how deep south inbreds and nigs cook pig and think they accomplished something, ITS PIG,, cavemen can make pig taste good, it's not a skill
>>63390435
Sounds terrible.
What the fuck are they good for? Collecting SS?
Is Hackenburg being an NFL level Qb a meme?
>>63390484
>only educated, skilled Texans
oxymoron senpai
>>63390418
get booty blasted desu
>Hackenshit
U D F A
D
F
A
>>63390418
>We get it
so does yur mum
Vandy is going to the super bowl
>>63390348
>directtv
>>63389977
>Carolina's best (now second best) QB of all time is TJ Yikes, who was booed off the field by the entire stadium at one point in his career
truly the graveyard of QBs
>>63390040
Nobody but Barners and people woefully unaware of college football history claim 1957 for Auburn. The NCAA was forced to invent the Rules committee to deal with Auburn's paying players, the AP was forced to change their voting rules to prevent Auburn from rigging the polls after that year. It's the single biggest instance of cheating in cfb history.
>southerners arguing over their autistic food obsessions
literally low iq
>Florida fans are now booing their own team
Seriously that was awful.
>>63390543
whoops
>>63389191
>South Dakota
Yes. 200 mbps internet with no data cap is working pretty well too.
>Gaytors
Holy shit you literally can't touch Hackenberg without getting a penalty called against you
>-21 yards on a single play versus Vanderbilt
>>63390484
>only texans can put sugar on beef
No one else does it because it's gross. Your state is special because it has terrible taste.
>>63389753
Lol hitting the bottle already you sore assed corn dog?
>>63390460
this is true
Nwestern starting to play thugball already
>>63389559
Their "bbq" literally tastes like vinegar with texture. Far and away the worst in the country.
>>63390569
it's embarrassing really; had some great RBs, but a blind amputee could break UNC passing records
>>63390448
>auburn's SOS was better
They played just the #16 team. OSU beat #5 and #15.
>muh AP poll that not even Auburn themselves dispute was rigged
how can one basketball school be this shit at football?
>met at your own line, should lose 1
>spin out of tackle and run back ten yards, then tackled for giant loss
>the swampy city of Florida
>and the embarrassment for dook continues
tfw Vanderbilt can still win the SEC
Vanderbilts defense is legit as fuck senpai
Penn State scores using their patented refball offense
>>63390582
The NCAA rulebook was written with Bear Bryant's propensity for handing out swimming and wrestling schollies for offensive and defensive lineman in mind. Bama literally invented cheating in college sports. Nice try.
UNC takes the cake for modern corruption though.
>Pedo State Circus Grab
NICE SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63390612
>roasted
NOT BARBEQUE REEEEEEEEEE
>>63390260
this
I hope to god the trend continues
God bless the midwest.
Land of the pioneers
>>63390351
We all have bad years
I still support my team
I bleed Husker Red
faggot
>>63390671
you're still just citing meaningless polls again
Goddammit NU why do you give up meme plays to Pedo State?
forget bbq, i'd rather have a gyro
>>63390684
Yeah too bad Vandy can't win the SEC faggot
Reminder that Texas just best the #1 ranked high school team in the nation from California and Texas is a superior football state to California and Florida and ur gay
Really need Penn State to pull one off here
>A 3rd string wide receiver can throw a deep ball better than Hackenberg
The thing about Vanderbilt was they would remain competitive because they would recruit smart white guys who were good enough to lay at the college level but not good enough for the NFL.
Then they go and get a nigger coaching staff and start nigger qb's and wonder why the smart white guys don't want to come play for them anymore.
>>63390732
uh yeah they can
>best throw of the afternoon
>from a WR
HACKENSHIT BTFO
>>63390742
don't worry, the refs are trying
Haha we're gonna lose to Vandy. Again. What a joke of a team UF is.
>>63390742
>rooting for rapists
Go shower with Sandusky
>>63390721
You mean the method by which the national champions were determined?
Surely you don't think OSU was the real National Champions in 2012 because they were undefeated, do you?
Do Ivy League schools have nursing programs?
Post bantz
>>63389559
tomato sauce apperently
>>63390797
>>63390797
tbf your starting QB got suspended. they deserve more slack than GB 2bh
>announcers acting like Florida is about to steam roll it's way to the SEC title game
if you can't even beat Vanderbilt, what makes you think you'll hang with Bama or LSU??
>the western most region of Virginia
at least we can all agree that cincinnati has the best chili and not those faggots in texas.
>north wins again
DWI
>>63390797
>Green bay, Florida Gators fan
Piece of shit
>>63390814
do you understand "resume comparison" at all?
>>63390742
We don't need Penn State pulling anything m8
Just when it looked like the east had a decent team. Florida better not be ranked after this game, win or lose.
>>63390843
>skyline chili
fugging disgusting
>>63390843
>chili on spaghetti noodles
is this normal?
>>63390843
>Chili spaghetti
Hahahahahahahha MEME
If UF loses are they a top 25 team still?
>>63390858
tee hee
>>63390805
Who said we?
I meant I need Penn State to pull one off for a few reasons
>>63390833
>they deserve some slack because they fucking cheated for the half the season with a PEDo qb
get fucked Gators
