>I don't mean that Ronaldo, I mean the real Ronaldo
the problem is that referring to him as CR7 or Cristiano sounds gay as shit to me. but i feel you. i actually had an inter ronaldo jersey when i went to italy as a kid, it was the shit and smelled funny when you sweat. ahh the good ol days.
there's only one ronaldo tho
There's Ronaldo, and then there's Cristiano Aveiro
right my bad
>>63383220
Full name:
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro
Why must Portuguese and huezillians insist on having this medieval naming system. It just results in even more retarded names on their kit. Usually it does not even resemble their actual name in anyway. Why do these sweat monkeys feel they are so special?
-Pepe's real name is Képler Laveran Lima Ferreira
Also:
>Hulk
>Fred
>Socrates
>plus a billion ronaldos and thiagos
Just end it with fire
THERES CRISTIANO, THERES RONALDO AND THERES BASED RONALDINHO
>>63383792
I'm still waiting for Rivaldinho
>>63383402
>this guy
>>63384029
>I'm still waiting
Rivaldo has a son, his son is a footballer with the same name, nicknamed Rivaldinho.
I think he signed a contract with Boavista.
>>63383009
butt-blasted huehue plz go
>>63383009
O Fenomeno is the ONLY Ronaldo
Deal with it Joao
Is it really that hard to say "Cristiano Ronaldo"?
>>63384833
what about Cronaldo
is this correct?
>>63384945
Yes
>>63384945
that's amazing
>>63384945
correct
>>63385223
>there is a football player somewhere called Hulkinho
>>63384945
more or less
sometimes steps are skipped, players are just given nicknames because it's funnier/cooler. Hulk's name is Givanildo (ugly af), I doubt he ever came across a namesake.
>>63385414
Is Givanildo a normal Portuguese name or just a random shit his parents invented?
>>63385461
no idea, it's in accordance with our orthography (?) at least, unlike any name that has 'y' or 'w'.
>>63385581
I googled Givanildo and there are only results about Hulk, probably it isn't a real name
>>63383161
>actually had an inter ronaldo jersey
heh I still have mine
it's messed up because on more than one occasion when someone has said the real ronaldo to me, they meant cristiano
>>63383402
>Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite
>Richard, son of Izec of the Saints, Milk.
this was a very informative thread, thank you /sp/
>>63383402
>forgetting about BACTERIA and BANANINHA
>>63383009
what? mad your shitty copycat will never be as relevant as the real Ronaldo?
>no, i mean the good one
>which one?
>the brown one.
>uhm, which one
>THE ONE THAT SPEAKS PORTUGUESE, FUCK
>uhm...
>>63383009
dumb frogposter
>>63387649
>the gay one
>oh him
Wiki has spoken
>>63387585
>implying kids these days care about fat ronaldo
cr7 is more relevant
More Brazilian names please. I love their shenanigans so much.
>>63388549
>>63387803
Of course he's more relevant, he's still playing. In 10 years time kids won't care about Cristiano and will be all over whoever the next top player is.
>>63388690
>Creedence Clearwater Couto
>>63388858
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63388690
>Marlon Brandao
>Creedence Clearwater Cuoto
>Argel Fucks
>>63387803
I hear nothing but bad things about fat ronaldo from hues and yet they ride cristiano's dick all day. Why is this
>>63388690
I always laugh that Tsunamis picture seems waterlogged kek
>>63390340
I knew the dumb frogposter had to be an australian.
>go to see real Ronaldo
>it's fake Ronaldo
