Bournemouth: Federici, Smith, Francis, Distin, Daniels, Ritchie, Surman, Gosling, Stanislas, Arter, King
Newcastle: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Wijnaldum, Tiote, Mitrovic, Perez
>>63381343
UP THE CASTLE
>>63381343
put the biscuit in the basket bournemouth
>That absolute manlet getting interviewered on BT Sport
Holy shiy, he's like 1 1/2 foot smaller, someone cap that
>>63381364
Thats a hockey term lad
>>63381369
it's a meme term lad
>>63381343
who
>>/trash/
here?
Hope mememouth lose but don't mind if Newcastle lose because the TrueGeordie will go absolutely mental
i like for newcasltes to win
>>63381379
well I'm a barnsley fan so yeah pretty much
alri lads
how shit will this match be?
>>63381389
Should be a good game I think, Eddie Meme will still try play football, and Newcastle should pick them apart
>>63381382
Just found his YT the other day after the Sunderland game, pretty funny.
I HOPE THAT WE
poosterwoman on pooicide watch
>>63381405
lose
literally who vs literally who?
poocastle hahaha!
3-0
:)
oh my god that new iphone advert just had Panda Bear's Crosswords EP playing on the phone
sick
>>63381405
>we
BET IN PLAY NAAOOW
>Joshua King
>Steve going away for a few years in Europe made people forget he's still a wally with a brolly
lgtss
> these defenses
moment of silence, fuckers
>Stannis la on the wing
>inb4 silence turns into applause
game over big boner
>Britquiets
Friendly reminder Steve McClaren looks at his hair in the mirror every morning and says to himself "Yeah, that looks good".
Fuck sake, sick of this mawkish shite 24/7. Swear there's a minute silence in about 70% of games these days.
Or even worse a minute's applause midgame for some reason
>>63381382
I'm only here for True Geordie desu senpai
>tfw early kick off so no comfy toon thread
give us the 3pm games plsss
>poocastle poonited
>Robbie Savage
>Robbie Savage
>Glenn Hoddle
Wow it's like they try to create the worst line up ever
>Fletch and Sav commentary team
Nice
>>63381489
/toon/ is as comfy as you make it marra
>>63381507
no one has any sholas any more though
You now remember Tyrone Mings
I got you fa m
>Savage commentating
Is Glenn Murray injured?
>>63381528
At least it isn't Owen or Hargreaves
>>63381530
Bournemouth are the unluckiest team in the world, all of their players are injured.
Got to feel sorry for them, play great football
>>63381539
>this guy again
>British weather
>>63381536
I wonder why I've never heard him commentating with Fletcher, seeing as how hard BT push the duo.
>>63381536
Owen actually improved as a commentator, but his voice is fucking awful.
Savage just shouts about MUH PASSION
>>63381539
I would but I genuinely think true geordie will have a rage induced heart attack if mememouth wins
>>63381530
No. He was shit against Southampton, they looked a lot better when he want off. He doesn't really suit their style of play.
>>63381547
comfy af
Newcastle's fixtures after this:
Leicester (H), Palace (A), Liverpool (H), Spurs (A), Villa (H), Everton (H), WBA (A), Arsenal (A), Man Utd (H)
JUST
The giant picture of the players on the wall of the stands makes me angry as fuck, it's so tinpot.
>>63381539
watch a chelsea game and you'll see what unlucky really is
>>63381556
>He doesn't really suit their style of play.
Why the fuck did they sign him then
>>63381565
I'm pretty comfy watching this right now, whats the temperature over there right now friend?
>>63381571
>Mouyes
>>63381552
>rage and cholesterol induced heart attack
ftfy
>>63381551
Did you listen to him on the Rubin Kazan vs Liverpool game, he was talking absolute shit without interruption for 90 minutes.
>>63381571
>chelshit
>unlucky
>>63381572
Why did palace sell him
>>63381405
how does a brazilian come to support newcastle?
Robbie right as per usual in his commentary, would love to see the lad take a coaching job.
>>63381575
Grey clouds, light rain outside mine.
Got a cup of tea and sausage barm with the footy on.
9/10 on the comfy scale
FUCK YOU DUMMETT
>>63381575
about 18 degrees C, doesnt get much colder than that desu
>>63381590
They signed Connor Wickham to replace him.
>pardew
>>63381596
>Barm
>Dummett's crossing
>>63381571
Pretty sure chelsea's current form is down to karma, the bad guys are finally losing
>>63381591
Newcastle beer
>>63381586
>Mfw he kept trying to say the foul on Can wasn't a penalty
>Mfw the camera literally zoomed in on Can's leg bleeding and he was still claiming it wasn't a pen
He's a fucking retard
>>63381572
Dunno, it was all a bit last minute. Eddie Howe deserves a lot of credit for getting Bournemouth up, but I think his transfer business over the summer was very poor.
>>63381607
>bad guys
Chelsea are likeable though. Hazard, Matic, Branny, Mou, etc
>GEFF
>>63381604
>triggered London paki
Sorry, the sausages aren't halal Ahmed
Joshua 'le ethnic Norwegian man' King looks pretty gud desu.
>>63381610
You can get injured in a legal tackle
>>63381596
>>63381599
it's about 60F here so I think a degree or two colder in celsius, its an overcast morning so I have some coffee with biscotti watching the game in some flannel pants
>>63381632
He clearly got kicked from behind without the guy touching the ball tho
>>63381624
>ndubz
Lel. Always wanted to see that girl get pounded by a big black cock
playing very well so far.
>only game on right now is a bottom of the table clash
I'm only here for federici desu senpai
>>63381604
Isn't barm a Brum thing? Therefor a southerner thing.
>>63381646
only a matter of time before poocastle gives away a pen
>>63381650
Barm is a north west thing
>sky customers will never ever watch a live football match again
>>63381611
>I think his transfer business over the summer was very poor.
I'd say it's worse than "very poor": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_A.F.C._Bournemouth_season#Transfers_in
Gradel is genuinely the only worthwhile signing they made, and he died.
Makes zero sense why they'd sign either of Tomlin or Murray when their game plan is pace-based.
>>63381646
Still getting relegated.
Coloccini has to be the worst defender in the EPL
>>63381658
B-b-but I have Sky and go to every home game of my local club
>15 minutes in
>Newcastle hasn't scored a goal
What an underwhelming performance
>Plastics on spee hate a 'little' club making it up and fighting their own ground
Shocking...
>>63381672
Newcastle is worse.
>>63381672
>What an underwhelming performance
I could say the same about your mam last night senpai
>>63381681
>'little' club
Backed by a Russian millionaire.
>>63381591
8/10 beer desu
>>63381681
>I have no idea about Bournemouth and fell for the media spin
>>63381681
Except for the fact Bournemouth are owned by a rich businessmen nobody mentions and got railroaded into the prem purely to sell a "muh fairtytale" dialogue to sky customers.
>>63381692
Boddingtons > Newcastle Brown
>>63381706
>>63381689
Bournemouth's net spend before this season was ~£0
Stop being so butthurt
>The Emirates FA Cup
FUCK OFF
>>63381681
>bournemouth are the up and coming chelsea
>most exciting league in the world
>>63381624
>tfw the north will always be the GOAT part of england
feels fucking great
>>63381596
fucking 28 here m8 got the ac set to 22 though so id say 7/10
>unironically watching the bottom-of-the-prem-injuryb-owl
'no'
>>63381725
>england
>GOAT in any way, shape, or form
>>63381681
based
>>63381703
falling for the meme
>>63381727
That hot in November? Where are you Hawaii or something?
>>63381706
the spending is comparable to any of the top championship sides, less so i think compared to a few teams
>>63381729
Only thing on my hotel's TV
I'm not watching fucking College Gameday
>buddy holly
>>63381741
What's a Jersey?
>>63381610
former scouse butthurt i suppose. won the ballon then was absolute shit. probably wanted to end up like gerrard where the subhumans in liverpool worship him
newcastle's defense is so panicky when the ball gets close to them
>>63381747
guidos and spraytans brah
>>63381731
>america
>welcome in comfy match threads
off you pop
This is fucking dreadful
>>63381591
Maybe they met at a rape survivors support group
>>63381747
you are now away they are called jersey shirts because of us :^)
Why are early kickoffs always so shit?
>>63381754
How about you actually beat us in Soccer before you go off on us
>>63381757
hang in there TG!
>50 cent doesn't want his team to win
https://instagram.com/p/9yN8xssLy9/
>>63381748
>being this butthurt about a city he's never visited an entire continent away
>>63381759
I didn't know Bournemouth invented clothing.
Oh wait.
>>63381761
>us
>>63381760
too early in the day, players were probably up at 6am.
fuck bt though.
>>63381737
south Florida. beautiful but for fucks sake i need one 18 C day every once in a while
>POOCASTLE
AYYYOZE
C'mon the castle
>>63381773
please be quiet pedro
GET FUCKED MEMEMOUTH YOU TINPOT CUNTS
AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE
>memes
>>63381761
>Amerifats spouting off
Come back when your league isn't a retirement home lad
FUCKING GOAT
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
>eddie meme's relegation machine
That's what you get for having a shit defence and an awful goalkeeper.
>>63381781
Sounds nice as fuck desu. I went the Florida keys in the summer and it was hard to deal with that heat
>>63381681
leave newcastle alone
Feel a bit sorry for Bournemouth, they've dominated the game so far. That aside though..
AYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
Mememouth are fucking dire up front they deserve to suffer
is mclaren a tactical genius?
>>63381790
>US made it past groups
>England didn't
>welcome to the premier league
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who /Hayley/ here?
https://youtu.be/OblL026SvD4
le meme man ayyyyy lmao
mememouth will win 3-2 tb͏h lads
>>63381771
ive been to london and manchester. I can only imagine liverpool being shittier desu
>>63381801
>Going to the Keys in the summer and not the Winter
>Mememouth goalkeepers
>BT sucking Mememouth dick again
Is Ayoze the most underrated player in the prem?
>>63381816
female singers tend to be especially self-absorbed even for women
what 3pm game are we watching boys
>>63381816
Glad she grew her hair back out desu, not a fan of short hair on girls
>>63381799
>boruc and federici are bournemouth's first and second choice keeper
>their defence is from league 1 and hasn't been improved whatsoever
>>63381804
>entire team based upon the pace of one player
>don't buy another pacey player to be a reserve/sub for him
>player dies for the whole season
These two things are what will kill Mememouth.
>>63381825
>Aussie goalkeepers
>>63381801
keys are nice but daytona probably wouldve been the way to go in summer. 24 C and beautiful beaches and not as many creeps downtown
>>63381816
Why are they still pretending that Paramore is a band, it's just Hayley with some backup musicians.
>>63381816
nah, not a fan of memepop
any of you post on lookism or sluthate?
>>63381839
they are all shit tb͏h might watch leicester for le unstoppable goblin man
>Distin
>in 2015
Fucking hell
>>63381839
Lester
>>63381842
>their defence is from league 1 and hasn't been improved whatsoever
what about old man distin and ded boy 8m man?
is big steve a tactical genius?
>>63381841
some girls can pull the pixie cut off well though, pic related
>NBC advertising NASCAR in the middle of a Premier League match
JUST
tb͏h lads
Will Ayoze Perez be starting for England is a few years time ?
>>63381846
>american goalkeeping
>>63381842
Boruc is great just having a mare at the moment
>>63381842
you now realise GRADEL was the other pacey player who also got injured
>>63381869
God, I'd love to suck him off.
A big sloppy blowjob for the king.
>>63381872
shagged a lad who looked like that in uni
>>63381873
NBC's nonstop advertising of the EPL during F1 races is what got me to watch this sport in the first place
>>63381869
>get dominated for half an hour by a league one team
>score a lucky deflected goal against the worst defence/keeper in the league
>tactical genius
Why don't Newcastle ever improve their midfield?
Why the fuck are Anita and Tiote still playing?
>>63381823
>wanting to be assumed as a tourist
>F1
>>63381883
>lad
dont you mean lass?
>>63381877
probably
>>63381888
that was the plan lad
>>63381894
scared of success
>>63381895
Take a pic of said knickers.
>>63381883
was she good? genuinely jelly
>>63381839
lester for meme striker and mid
Fuck you mememouth
near blooter tb͏h
>>63381857
Exactly the same is true for Chvrches.
BRAVE LITTLE BOURNEMOUTH
NO-ONE HAS BEEN MORE UNLUCKY THAN THIS HARDWORKING, SUFFICIENT, PURE FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF GRASS
PLEDGE YOUR DISOBEDIENCE TO THEIR INEVITABLE PLIGHT
>>63381911
>she
>>63381924
the fuck...
>JD
>Carbrini
Tinpot as fuck.
>>63381878
>putting guzan instead of based timmy
youre better than that
>>63381924
you're a fucking bender m8 tb͏h
>>63381888
>dominate manchester city for 40 minutes
>loose 61-1
I think they'd rather have this
>tinder bots
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO FUCKING EXIST
>>63381902
a10 v10 thanks fredsportshd
>>63381861
CAN'T BAR THE VAR
>>63381924
are you the same fag who was posting Trannies from tinder?
>gosling
is desu baka senpai back
>>63381932
If you pretend they're a girl it's not really gay
LE UNLUCKY MEMEMOUTH
>>63381861
CHAT
>dat fucking save
dam son
based rob jelliot
>mememouth in charge of biscuit baskets
>>63381954
SHIT
>>63381943
yes tb͏h
PUT THE BISCUIT IN BASKETETETETETETETETETET
>>63381961
GET
Since when was flop elliott not shit?
>>63381909
this
>>63381924
>I don't regret it, he was sufficiently feminine that I could pretend it was a skinny girl.
Faggot
>>63381950
>>63381929
Jap using American memes
Irish using Jap memes
This is what happens when they passed the TPP
>ooh so unlucky he couldn't keep the header down
cunt literally just sent it to the fucking moon
>>63381969
TITS
>>63381969
BANGED
>>63381969
KAWAII
>>63381970
today
>>63381970
Since big Steve worked his magic
Mememouth is so fucking tinpot
>>63381954
Ladies and gentlemen, your Euro 2016 top scorer
>>63381924
Did you stick around long enough to reciprocate though?
>>63381970
since he was playing against non-league strikers like josh king
>mfw I realise we can say desu senpai again
:)
>>63381995
>>63381954
>>63381961
don't get this
what is it
>>63381995
boomhauer
>>63382010
it's call a meme
>>63382010
CHAT
>>63382007
get rekt tb͏h aussie cunt
Losing to Newcastle
Even I have to admit we're a meme team
>>63382010
Best English striker since Kane said something years ago.
>>63382019
POOPOO
>>63382019
SHIT
>>63382029
GET
ayy
>>63382032
Lucky cunts
>>63382031
GOALS
>>63382032
Shakespeare tier scripting
>not putting a tenner on Tiote getting booked every game
NEVER LUCKY
>>63382044
Him and Cattermole are like free money
>>63381935
>loose
>>63382018
makes sense you had other dudes to fuck, I guess I'm still on a happy vibe after the Bob Ross stream so I thought maybe you stuck around and made a relationship of it or something
>>63382044
>>63382049
>not Mitrovic
>>63382010
>don't get this
YOU WILL LAD, YOU WILL
>Why-naldum
>>63382058
He's actually been pretty calm since that red card
