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>>63380821
1st for spoon-feeding
Rate this acca lads
>>63380857
>No Newcastle dnb
>>63380857
>acca
0/10 for being an acca
>there are people who genuinely ascribe to the "if you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear" line of arguing
Stupid question, but is skybet available to customers outside uk? It has some good odds on champions league group finishing positions (no other site seems to have those bets) ..
Today's mainstream value is a tasty accy of Bayern Munich SW and Man Utd SW @ 1.5
>>63380936
>man utd sw
>tasty
'no'
>>63380936
>Man Utd SW
tasty for bookies
>this weather
Duvet day methinks :^)
>>63380965
:^)
any reason you lidlets aren't smashing the nigger out of Valencia +0.5?
Friendly reminder to take out a secured loan for No Bournemouth goalscorer @ 4.20
>>63381010
for what possible purpose
Trans Narva +0.5 @ 2.2
tears if you didnt smash the fix
>>63381190
manipulation, >>63381088 is BOTD desu
>>63381190
TEARS!!!!!
>>63381199
>>63381224
Bosnia lids, can already GREEN up tbqh
Ole Miss -10
Iowa -7
Houston -9
Navy +8
Michigan State -6.5
>SMALL Value Bets
Oklahoma State ML @ 2.85 (vs TCU)
Middle Tennessee -3 @ 2.05 (vs Marshall)
What's the bet lads
Bournemouth have dropped striker Murray, going with a 23-year old who scored 2 goals in 32 matches with Blackburn in the Championship 2013-14
I tried to fucking warn you lads
BET THE HOUSE NOW ON MEMEMOUTH TO SCORE 0 GOALS IF YOU CAN STILL GET IT @ 4.20
>implying anyone here actually makes money
Leeds @3 is the pseudo shrewdie bet of the day
does anyone fancy chelsea? wanting to put money on stoke, but surely they're going to win eventually...
Trans Narva DNB is the bet of the day, pseudos been opposing them because of team news and mugs have now latched on thinking it's a fix.
>>63381313
i dont know any aussies in real life so if this bet goes poorly im going to hate your whole country forever
>>63381356
Someone says that every week, they aren't owed a win. I'm on stoke DNB
chelsea are due
back
>>63381357
utter utter
>>63381383
chelshit were due against southampton, west ham and liverpool... i don't trust them on a cold night in stoke desu
>>63381357
they only have 10 players mate and no subs
>>63381361
what part of jersey are you from mah love?
>>63381406
Shit meme
>>63381356
Go with Stoke/draw or Stoke/draw no bet
Chelsea have better chance of winning than Stoke, but odds are heavily in on Chelsea
Eye water won't stop at Kalev backers
rate my acca. The two lower means btts
wah wah goo goo wah
ooga booga where da money at. i miss gambling guys, i stopped for a while, hope you don't mind me coming and visiting sometimes tho.
BRAINS
>>63381438
Not sure Bournemouth score with that shitty team desu
>>63381438
it's the same as mine m8, which means everyone but the last team will deliver. get ready to cash out before/early in stoke-chelsea.
>>63381419
2-1
TEARS
![poppy-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2zLqIRV.jpg "poppy-1[1].jpg")
>>63381457
I had this thought too, but then again they're playing at home to shitcastle
>>63381313
I could score against Newcastle
>>63381457
fuck, I'm more nervous over Newcastle scoring. They will...right?
Cherries looking strong already
>>63381576
anyone have stream that works for android or ipad to watch the game on? preferably without downloads. don't mind ads tho
Tears at rball babbies giving me a better Newcastle price
>>63381614
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/soccer/bournemouth-vs-newcastle-united-live-stream-november-07
Can't believe this amazing 1.6 price on Newcastle to score, thank you rball mugs!
Going to be rich lads, I'll cut you all a good slice because we're mates x
>>63381629
doesn't work :/
>>63381670
Could have given that 10p to a homeless man lid, wouldn't event get 2 mil if you won you melt
Large staking Japan Students DNB in Extra Time
>>63381723
What if I'm giving my winnings to a homeless man?
TOON TOON
>>63381665
HUP
I love rball mugs
sweet, now let's just hope Bournemouth doesn't shit the bed
>>63381805
kek
I tried to fucking warn you lads
Sunderland, Villa, Bournemouth relegation treble @ 4.6 on bf
>>63381800
bournemouth were dominating
>>63381814
you said they wont score and its only been 30 mins. You didn't want that goal
>>63381814
Meh, Newcastle are prone to concede
>>63381845
>You didn't want that goal
Oh?
>>63381665
you have better odds of winning the lottery than getting hit by a comet then getting run over by a woolly mammoth. save 10 of those bets and that's a McChicken bro
>>63381868
>cropping stake
Bournemouth 65% possession 10 shots 0 goals
Reminder that their striker is trash
They will tire out second half
>>63381973
sweating on a cash out at half
>>63381973
>>63381983
>implying Bournemouth will score a penalty, then score an 88th minute winner.
screen.
cap.
This.
>>63381973
ssn saying the newcastle keeper is keeping them in the game
>>63382020
wont*
Did they change the rball graphics again?
Anyone have a link to the official Bournesmouth lineup? I know they dropped Murray, but I want to see if he's on the bench or if they've got someone else
Half time Bournemouth 66% possession 12 shots 0 goals
Guess which sore-legged team is going to get thumped second-half
Half-time commentator on the stream: 'Believe in the strikers.. believe in Josh King'
>>63382137
this is the best I have seen him play tbf, had 3 good chances. He is usually invisible
>>63382053
https://twitter.com/afcbournemouth/status/662959231880986624
>>63382158
Cheers, didn't think to check their twitter
Looks like they'll sub on Kermorgant if King doesn't do anything soon
Kermorgant is tall and skilled but a grandpa and will need to do something with Ritchie if he's to do anything
Why aren't you bankrolling Chicharito to score any time today?
Literally free money.
>>63381457
My bed ridden nan could score against newcastle
>>63381670
the magic of the cup only works for a few teams not all of them
>>63382225
Reminder that the poster named freemoney lost at least 20k in about a month.
That phrase has been proven to be complete nonsense and only mugs use it.
>>63382235
Bournemouth would be about 3-1 up but for Rob Elliot
>>63382235
Newcastle has only been destroyed this season by City and Sunderland. The Sunderland game it was 0-0 half time, then after a Newcastle CB got a red on 45th minute it ended up being 3-0. If you look at the number of defenders they're fielding and their quality (years of premier league first team experience), it's obvious that the poor defense thing is a meme.
>>63381723
>getting this buttperturbed about a joke bet
Newcastle @ 2.1 is genuinely too big
>After leading for 30 minutes, Newcastle are now a higher price to win the game than when they first scored
justify it
>>63382342
Bournemouth are ALL over them. I will be shocked if Newcastle can keep a clean sheet and they're doing little to suggest they will score again themselves.
>>63382342
by watching the match
>>63382342
Because they are playing a meme team
Mackrel on Bournemouth with life changing sums
>>63382342
It's fixed
Newcastle trying to concede
>>63382342
It's like when you're battering your mate on FIFA but he's still winning
>>63382393
haha yeh nice meme wog
>>63382375
>>63382378
>>63382393
Bookies/shrewdies love you lot
>>63382416
i'm on unders
>>63380821
>not Remembrance Day related OP
Absolutely disgusting tbqh
>>63382342
Lost momentum and Bournesmouth shots on goal
But plebs don't realize that Bournesmouth don't have a good striker to capitalize on their opportunities. Their lone striker has 3 goals in his past 65 matches for fucks sake.
Bookies knew this, which is why Bournemouth to score 0 goals was only @ 4.20 and Both teams to score was ~2.30 when it should have been at 5.00+ on stat analysis which some dopes would fall for
>>63382453
which game?
>>63382454
Mug /bet/ will fly through this thread allowing you to make a nice new one later. Calm your autism.
>>63382464
>only strikers can score goals
>>63382493
Bournemouth -0.5
>>63382464
*Both teams not to score
>>63382499
I already looked at the other players. I assessed Ritchie's chance of scoring a goal as 10%, and the rest have virtually no chance - their main GK and CBs were gone, they have to stay back anyway otherwise risk getting rekt on a counter attack which is what Newcastle have done
>>63382464
This is the single worst reasoning I've ever seen. This was well priced.
>But plebs don't realize
No John, you are the pleb
Commentator just said Bournemouth 76% second-half position
Come final minutes, Newcastle will only have to the walk the ball into the net no doubt
>>63382522
you have literally been lucky for this bet. Football doesn't work like that
>>63382534
>This was well priced.
awwwwww tears buddy!
Keep telling yourself that as you look at your losing slip
>>63382540
>>63382522
>>63382464
I don't even have a bet on the game, I just hope Bournemouth score so you look like a twat
>>63382547
>implying I'm on anything
And I was only talking about his muggy Bournemouth not to score market.
>>63382543
>>63382534
>y-y-you were only lucky!
>just because king only has 3 goals in 65 appearences, it doesn't mean he can't score! BELIEVE!
I do like Callum Smith by decision above 2.6
>>63382551
It's a 4.20 odds bet, I'm not going to kill myself if I lose. I have my Newcastle win bet as draw no bet anyway.
Kermorgant just came on, so he gives them a chance being fresh, but I think he's just too old and slow to do it alone. The rest of the players such as Ritchie will be too tired as fuck by now to join him.
>Newcastle 1.7
>1 minute later they are 1.53
>t-there's no value in mainstream football guys!
>>63382453
shaking @ the thought of a future meltdown
>dangerous attacks 88 to 18
>still losing
Hi /bet/
I was just wondering if anyone knew a good place to get excel outputs (or CSV, or whatever) of lines, specifically for college football.
Reason is I run a computer model that does predictive modelling, and I'm sick of inputting by hand. I'll even take an HTML site that I can link from an excel sheet and have it auto fill.
And here are some tips from my rankings (all games have a predicted difference > 10 points off the spread, 25-9 on the year):
1) Take New Mexico State +17
2) Take Old Dominion +8
3) Take Cal +3.5
4) Take Kentucky +16
5) Take Utah +2
>>63382020
those that weren't on corner overs should be ashamed
>>63382573
You think all Bournemouth players are hanging back and leaving him alone 1-0 down? Newcastle have been lucky with the counter and have been parking the bus. Just look at the stats.
>>63382687
Thought 16 was too high at the start of the second. tears @ m3
>>63382693
lizard? where?
>>63382696
They've had 68% possession, they have no choice. Their formation is a defensive one. They simply don't have the quality up front to score goals. I agree, look at the stats - their striker has missed so many chances
mackers just lumped 30k on Newcastle
>>63382766
who?
>>63382795
mackoon
>>63382795
Mackers
>>63382819
>>63382821
who the fuck is that, I live in sweden
>>63382843
used to post here a lot last year....then he got doxxed...then he left
>>63382843
Sir Jimothy S Mackerel, professional gambler and tranvestite
>>63382866
so how do you know he splashed 30k? where does he post? is he retarded?
https://twitter.com/stratabet/status/662989518346305536
pmsl
>>63382887
he posted his bank account here a couple of times, had like 900k in there
So incredibly deep on Colchester
>le 'leaky defense' meme
I hope you bet the house @ 4.20 like I advised you lads.
>>63382979
The fuck are you talking about?
>>63382979
>It was value because it won
>>63382979
could've should've.
Made 4k on O14.5 corner so I'm not pissed
>>63382933
Are you the guy that tipped them? Is sordell anytime good?
James Mckeown Lost way way way too much now, in an incredibly dark place.
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James Mckeown Lost 16 bets in a row.
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>>63382979
Actually a good bet 'straya, thanks.
>>63381010
ABOLUTE TEARS IF YOU DIDN'T GET ON THIS!!!!!
Cheers pal. UAC
>>63382986
See:
>>63381010
>>63381313
+ yesterday when I explained in my more detail my reasoning why
>>63382684
>Kentucky +16
No way they are 16 point dogs to Georgia? I'll be surprised if Georgia scores 16.
>>63381010
Hup. Ty lid x
>>63382979
Post slip
>>63383006
> Lost 16 bets in a row.
How? He's betting on the favourites
Absolute tears
>>63383012
you literally have to just look at the stats to see it was lucky though
Millwall, Sheff Utd, Doncaster and Leyton Orient @3.09 is insane, THE definition of a value acca
>>63382684
Please respond ;_;
>>63383006
>chasing on the EPL
>25 quid a month
>dackers
>>63383004
Not him but I tipped. Apparently Harriot and Sordell are either side of Boone who is up top instead. Still think Sordell will score but a cheeky on Boone anytime is also worth it.
>>63383006
Finnie packing bags WHEN
LA 3Way vs Florida
Mississauga 3way or -1.5 (OHL)
Erie vs Windsor o6.5 or 7 (OHL)
Washington 3Way vs Toronto
Jets 3Way vs Philly
surely all locks
>>63383078
*Bonne kek
Cheers lads
I took the tip on Colchester, how fucked am I?
Large staking Bonne AGS @2.9
>>63383198
Actually shaking just thinking of what Harriot + Sordell + Moncur + Gilbey can do to a non-league defense.
>>63383198
I did too 2bh family
r8 me lads
>>63383236
Can't stop keking, must have blown his "last asian connect" and refilled it only to waste even more. Addict dark place.
>>63383216
Colchester sw?
>>63382255
AWWWWWWW TEARS BUDDY
>>63383354
sub goalkeeper and young defence but should win yeah
Colchester getting dominated.
game is locked in the shadow realm
Can't stop rebacking Colchester
>>63382225
I greeded and put him FGS :'(
Need stream like air
Literally shaking with the Colchester game.
Can't even breathe because I have so much on this
>>63383046
Flying in desu
Having a lay down in a dark room for 15.
Just snapped at me mum when she asked what I wanted for tea because I have so much on Colchester and can't take the pressure
Up insane opposing Staines. Thanks Tommy Brewer, was responsible for two goals lol, overs and handicap fix well and truly in.
Why can't Mackers get on admin tips? Surely hes rolling in fresh accounts
This (Colchester) shall not be beaten
>>63383737
Can't wait to tell the FA about this desu
>>63383733
>>63383737
Yep all of PGA uac
Literally sweating over Colchester even though the window is open
I've got Sordell to score two, literally sweating.
>>63383743
He's had loads of accounts from people he knows and had problems when getting accounts from people he doesn't know (had to go go to court after someone stole thousands from him)
I've had to go take a wee twice since kick off because of Colchester, don't know what I'll do if this goes down
A y y l m a o
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m
a
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BONNE BOYS
HUP HUP HUP
Need another two from Colchester like air.
BONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE
UP A FUCKING CUNT
>only on Bonne AGS
Kill me
LMAO
ayyyy
SEND HELP
literally pacing around me room lads
I was on BTTS no.
I am down an absolute fortune.
My stomach feels so low.
I'm finished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=534LA8wu5nw&feature=youtu.be
^The Bonne goal for those on.
>>63383988
goddamn that's lower league
Omfg I'm dac, feel like Mackers
betfair has o3.5 on 2.45 while bet365 has it at 1.53
Gonna take a long bath and hope everything is alright when I get out
edit: I'm back. 1-1? jesus christ
>>63384044
shit it just dropped to 1.5, didn't get on fast enough
Literally losing 25 quid on this lads
Protip: go large on unders on any Man Utd match
Jesus
AYYYYYY
FUCK
DAC A CUNT
oh for fuck's sake
SURREAL
tears for colchester lads
>THE FIX
FUCK WEALDSTONE
Bye. Can't do this any more.
Going back in large on DC
what happened there? fuck
Why are all these people on Colchester when the tip was literally soccerway tier? I could see a handful falling for it but this many...
Signing off.
Can't be bothered anymore. Lost too much money, smashed too many possessions.
Not bothered with my bets losing because betfair are calling up managers after they know I'm on. Sick of it, bored of it. I'm off.
Literally down 2.5k if Colchester don't win. Should have split stake and had some on overs. Suicide, absolute suicide.
>>63384162
zzzzzzz
What a coincidence you're only piping up when it's losing. You're going to look like a fucking mug when Wealdstone collapse.
West ham btts in :)
Leverkusen a man down, Koln is 3.10
Bookies WIN lol
THE COMEBACK IS ON
boring predictable bollocks, got no money left if colchester don't turn this shite around
>>63384141
HUP
WHAT A RIDE
>>63384200
No I mean I hope it wins for everyone thats on especially since I'm not on anything that match I just am genuinely surprised so many people are on. Even when it was first posted he got two responses, one that I assume is sarcastic and one saying its just a soccerway tier bet.
Where did all the people following come from?
22222222
FUCKING COME ON, IM BEGGING HERE
Need a goal from Sordell like A I R
Georgia/Kentucky U59
Wisonsin -11.5 vs Maryland
BACK IN BUSINESS
>>63384192
wew lad
Need one more from Colchester like AIR
>not on Bonne FGS
>not on Bonne 2 or more
>not on Bonne for the incoming hat-trick
zzzzzzzzzz
Need another for brains upgrade
Was on half time u3.5
I'm off
2-2 Colchester
>>63384357
Only on -1 myself :/
You lads trying to make money on footy are funny. Why not just make easy money on e-sports? Anyone who wants to tail my bets feel free.
>>63384429
How much have you made on it lad?
>>63384429
ZZZZZZZZZZ
>>63384429
oops, forgot to attach screen shot
Stoke weeks rest, Chelsea 3 days.
Oscar & Costa out of form, Fabregas not a striker, Pieters taller than and should be able to deal with Willian. Costa might not even play, but if he does Wollschield and Shawcross should beat him for headers. Falcao absent. Who else they got, Traore? Fast but can't challenge for headers, and he'll be marked.
Bojan out of form, Walters usually scores 1st half - he's old and will tire out quickly anyway. Putting Diouf in would make their chances better, but I doubt they'd get more than 1 goal against Chelsea's lineup in defense.
Half Time Score Stoke 1-0 - Full Time Score Stoke 1-0 @ 22.00
May as well give it a go when Stoke and draw is only 1.77 and Stoke 1-0 is 10.00
>>63384429
How often do you post them/who carries them?
>>63384429
Saturday afternoons are a horrible example because mostly you'll see muggy EPL, Bundes and La Liga betting going on but with no exaggeration football is probably the single most easily profitable sport simply because of the wide variety of games they carry and the implied frequency of them fucking up.
>>63384445
made over $6k last month, and I was only betting for the last 2 weeks of October really, that's when it was available. For November, I'm up $2K so far.
>>63383216
Sup
>>63384479
"walters usually scores in the first half"
...
James Luxton Im on over 1.5 in leicester Watford
>>63384560
J U D G E
>>63384560
lux hasn't browsed /bet/ in over a year mate, I don't think he can see your post
