>>63378487
i'll prod yer mam with my rod m8
>>63378487
>how many times in a rod
*row
mi cuerpo esta preparado
>>63378487
"Win?"
I don't understand the question.
we don't need him
>>63381466
>we
>>63381480
you must not know who you're talking to
>Implying Messi can score 50 goals a season in PL
CR7 at his very best scored 32, Messi wouldn't do better desu
Maybe 1?
United will get ronaldo then, obviously, and win 5 times consecutively, after SAF gets out of retirement. His mission will be to get united back on their perch and silence the noisy neighbours.
>>63381494
Why are you implying that? Agüero completely dominates the Premier League and he comes from the Spanish league and we all can agree he's worse than Messi
>>63381493
A delusional gloryhunter?
>>63381526
you're new i see
welcome newfag
in the future when you see a dutch flag, do not talk to me
>>63381593
In the future, when you're in EK qualifiers, actually try to qualify.
>>63381618
what do you mean?
algeria isn't in europe
>>63381511
>Aguero dominating the EPL
You misspelled "not that bad"
>>63381639
Not that bad for a perma injured player, you are right!
>>63381639
>injured at least 70% of a season every year
>>63381593
I know you're the dutch faggot who makes the pathetic "eternal" man city threads that 404 within an hour and your embarrassing samefagging to keep your thread afloat it's all this and more that contributes to me seeing you as a delusional gloryhunter
>>63381663
>>63381677
>"permanently injured"
38 matches a season in PL and he player 34,30 and 33 of them. The only season he was actually injured was 2013-2014
messi has like 5 good years left in him, so my guess is 5 in a row
>>63381710
*played
>>63381728
A lot of those appearances were as a substitute because he was still recovering from injury. Aguero has the best goals per minute ratio in the history of the Premier League, if he wasn't injured so often he'd be scoring 30+ a season.
>>63381722
You couldn't be more wrong, friend. Of course he's going to lose his explosiveness when he hits his 30s, but his skills and pitch awareness will still make him a constant threat.
He'll probably play in more of a playmaker position, assisting forwards and occasionally scoring.
>>63378487
They don't need him. Aguero is already a world class striker they don't really need to score more goals. They need consistency which you don't get by having another great goalscorer
EPL defenders would pocket messhit every week
>Messi outside of his Barca comfort zone
He'd be a choker, just like he is with Argentina
>>63381694
La Liga babbys tend to turn shit here during the winter months. Messi would be no different.
>>63382577
fuyck off
>>63382805
0. Referees in Spain protect him and he doesn't have the physical strength to make it in the Premier League. Simple as that.
>inb4 Argentinian flags protecting him and claiming that he'd do great in the EPL
>>63378487
I don't think he'd fit into Man Sheiky desu, he played his entire career with Barça. But we're talking about EPlel so probably a long time
>>63382907
>Referees in Spain protect him
they don't even have to because lel liga trash defenders don't mark or tackle him. CL referees protect him.
>>63383622
>ching chong talking about sports
had a good laugh
thanks ching
>>63383647
enjoy euro 2016 windmill man.
>>63383709
shut the fuck up
>>63383724
calm down. go and smoke one of your prostitutes.
why would messi go from Barcelona to a small club?
>>63381634
All makes sense now f am
>>63383724
lol
remember when netherlands lost in the World Cup and are eternal chokers?
>>63383709
guess what genetic abnormalitiy man your shit country will never participate in any of the top football competitions apart from the worldcup where you get raped by euros. so stfu and go back to fukushima
>>63384025
that was just bad luck
>>63381634
morocco, antilles and suriname aren't either.
>>63384371
Come on axis bro.
>>63378487
It would break the league desu. They'd win every season unless they got really unlucky with injuries or had some kind of implosion.
----------------Hart
Zabaleta-Kompany-Otamendi-Kolarov
--------Toure---------Fernandinho
Messi-------Silva--------De Bruyne
----------------Aguero-----------
>>63383709
>enjoy euro 2016 windmill man
This should the standard response every time Dutch delusion pops up here.
>>63385983
>this flag
gg made me check what sportsthread i was in
ITT: rainy nights in stoke
>>63386008
whatever the sport is, you'll be getting BTFO in the thread for being no good at it.
>>63386112
but we only went out against the world champions
and they needed extra time to do it
