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ANA:Getzlaf doesn't need no stinking appendix
NYR:Oscar Lindberg extends rookie scoring lead
CHI:Patrick Kane scores in 4-2 loss to New Jersey
NJ:Kyle Palmieri has two points in win over CHI
DET:Jakub Kindl scores OT winner vs. TOR
DAL:Patrick Sharp scores GWG vs. Carolina
PIT:Pascal Dupuis sent to hospital as precaution
NYI:Ryan Strome demoted to AHL Bridgeport
NYR:Rick Nash out; Emerson Etem in vs. Colorado
PIT:Penguins will go with Jeff Zatkoff on Friday
CLM:Curtis McElhinney gets the nod vs. Anaheim
ANA:Ryan Getzlaf will rejoin Ducks Friday night
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>63378376
stupid phone posters always look stupid
>>63378396
stupid early nigger faggot OPs always look stupid
the other thread will still be up this time tomorrow why are you in such a rush to post this shitty OP just so you can samefag yourself and comment on your picture
>>63378444
Wow a real life bitch
>>63378465
found the stupid phone poster
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Just give us the cup already.
>>63378484
DOING IT FOR FREE
>>63378499
are you pretending I'm a janitor or something? are you spouting leddit memes?
First 3 words that come to mind?
>>63378518
>damage control
>$0
>>63378520
Doll
Lass
Stars
>>63378520
rekt the sabres
>>63378532
This holy fuck
>>63378520
spread
them
cheeks
Lads why won't stamkos just do it for free why would he erase the past
>rags
>>63378532
so your go to argument is call anyone a janitor? why wouldn't i have deleted your shitty post yet?
>>63378589
He doesn't want to get stabbed in a grocery store?
>>63378520
Lost
To
Leafs
>>63378603
Lad don't be ashamed of your modest means
>>63378618
i own a computer and you have to post from a phone
>>63378627
Why hate lad
>>63378520
>ruins
btfo
kek
how can the wings be allowed to have two elite goalies?
its really not fair
>>63378532
Kinda funny teehee
>>63378637
youre literally just spouting facebook memes now
surprisingly, getzlaf didn't kek this team today
>>63378658
>literally
>>>>tumblr.nhl.lol
Probably can't even skate lad
>your face when you hear Finlands biggest political party is called Kokoomus
>>63378654
>howard
>elite
elite in the art of being a meme maybe
mcdavid vs eichel stats so far
>>63378699
>a 2.00 GAA isn't elite
Typical maple shitter
>>63378699
better career save GAA carey price
>mcmeme
>>63378532
HAHAHA LIKE PLAYING FOR THE LAFFS
>>63378726
vezina: 0
hart: 0
gjge
>>63378708
Why are they so ugly?
Eichel looks like a drunk sailor and Mcdavid looks beta as fuck
>>63378825
number of rings:
howard: 1
price: 0
>>63378890
>team awards
Cute desu. In that case, Henri Richard is the absolute goat :^)
xth for
>rags
>>63378890
number of rings:
howard: 1
bernier: 1
I guess bernier is elite now?
rip
this man is elite lads
>Leon "Six Million More" Draisaitl 7 pts in 4 games
>Sam "one pullup" Bennett 7pts in 14 games
It's safe to say we know who's getting the new showerhead.
>>63379205
>>63379241
>>63379310
Shut the fuck up
>>63379328
stay mad hebrewberg
>>63379347
>>63379395
Meant for
>>63379328
Not
>>63379347
>>63379205
>>63379241
>>63379310
I love this meme
Reminder
The Jets are elite
would anyone even care if crawford died?
>>63379436
why are his lips like that tho
>>63379436
>implying crawford isn't GOAT
>>63379436
>goaler
>>63378520
Wins
The
Cup
>blackcocks
>>63378520
Won't make playoffs
>>63378520
Seguins tight ass.
>>63379436
It's amazing how he's continued to play at a novice level all the way to the MemeHL
>>63379751
>>63379665
Just got back from Finland holy fuck you freaks are weird as shit and your leagues suck and your prospects are generational busts
>>63379984
>>63379993
Yes actually apparently talking to people is frowned upon, blood pancakes are all you serve, and the only way out is a ferry.
Laine is small as shit up close in 5'4 and I towered over him in skates
>when reporter asked Draisaitl about Mcdavid's injury he simply responded "arbeit macht frei"
Gotta love this guy
>>63380009
Kek thanks for your time and money
>>63380033
YOUR REFUGEES WONT BE GETTING ANY MORE FAGGOT
don't expect a Fin to be taken before round 3 based on what I was hearing
>>63379426
>Jets are elite
Mr. Resin Face agrees
You literally can't stop him from getting his ring
>>63380312
Well, I cant, but thank god for the 29 other teams in the NHL, right?
>>63380322
>There are other teams and players in the NHL aside from Lundqvist
Not to him
>finland exists
>>63380462
Yea i'm quite sure that it does
>>63380490
How come when an American goes to Sowna everyone stares at "it" you know what I'm saying ??
>>63380462
False.
>>63380312
Lundqvist is a product of Rangers ancient collapse tactics. Every goalie has been great in that system.
Pelle Lindberg was the only elite goalie we ever produced.
>>63380582
you mean sauna?
well that's because sauna is for man-on-man sex and there's nothing gay about it. old tradition desu.
>This man slaps your boyfriends ass in the club
What do you do?
>>63380654
>Suck his dick
>Compliment his shaft
>>63380726
>I would not mind taking an interference penalty aganist him
>mfw americans don't have foreskins
>mfw they have to use lube to jack off
>>63380638
I was wondering what all the gay sex was about I just thought it was cologne and hockey shot
>>63380760
>tfw americans get kike'd at birth
When are the devils for real?
>>63380771
It's perfectly normal to chop off a part of a young boys penis and then suck his dick to stop the bleeding, because it says so in our book of fairy tales.
t. Juden
>>63380795
DUDE ITS 2015
MUTILATE A BABYS DICK ALREADY
>mfw Americans get their first blowjob from a bearded old rabbi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwyZCD_fX0c
memes
>>63380885
>American parents lets it happen and call it freedom
>Land of the brave parents
I watched the hockey game today and I didn't see the puck even once.
Do I need to buy a bigger tv lads?
>>63381082
Lady throw ur fuckin TV in the gutter the TV ain't gonna teach you how to play I will where are ye I'd like to show ye d
Some pointers lad got a spare room?
I'm new to hockey and I want to only follow a team this season that has the greatest chance of winning a lot of games and more importantly the Cup. I don't waste my time watching and rooting for shitty teams with no prospects. Who should I watch?
>>63381194
Watch me
>ducks stands already empty after 14 games
shittiest fans in the nhl tbqh
>>63381194
Kings ;^)
>>63381363
no selanne no fans.
>>63380929
>Americuts need to use body lotion made out of their foreskins to masturbate
>>63380787
They're real, mang. Just let them have speed and body presence up front and you'll see them going for another Cup.
>>63381630
It's a win win situation
>>63380045
can you please relax?
scandinavians = kucks
Russia- Sweden 6:3
>>63381798
this |t|b|h|
>>63378520
Zubov
Best
D-man
>>63378520
finnish goal tending
>yurop
>napoleon's bastard child was called "king of sweden" for the bants
>that family stills rules that country
lmao swedes are such kucks
>>63382009
>implying Nordics give a shit about rest of the europe
>>63382009
This is bullshit. I live in northern Finland and this has been the warmest autumn in history.
I'm still driving with summer tires, usually it's full winter this time.
>>63382009
>>63381798
>>63382012
>being this bitter aboot living in the nigger filled slums
He's back, lads
Rev up your waiver wires
>>63382404
>finnish goaltending
>>63382063
>I live in Finland
>Swedish flag
This gotta stop
>>63382527
it's too late stop now
>>63382546
Kingdom of the ancient forest finn
>>63382578
>>63382720
Um... excuse me Canada, but don't you know what year it is?
>>63380654
this man will win the Calder
>>63382859
>24 years old
I don't think so
Wandered around the city last night and got eyefucked by like 20 girls/women. Felt good, man.
Spoke to none of them and came home to an empty apartment.
>>63382527
I'm currently in Stockholm.
Hey famalams, about to run out to Publix. Any suggestions?
Will Poopoo be able to catch Matthews in goals scored now that Matthews is out for a month?
>>63382954
Don't get shot.
>>63382893
He's young enough. THe oldest you can be is 26 years old by september
>>63382934
STUREPLAN
T
U
R
E
PLAN
>>63382985
>MAD
>>63383077
I would be mad at the shooter if you got shot, Anon. With Canada becoming a destitute, third workd shithole, /hoc/'s ranks are thin enough as it is.
>>63382775
>C'MON ITS 2015
>>63383062
Banana peeler?
>>63383011
younger players are still favored in the votings
>>63383077
>Anything but the based chicken tendies pubsub
ishygddt senpai desu lad
>>63383196
Nej.
>Ontario Hockey league
>Top 3 Scorers are from Michigan, Missouri and Illinois
What gives?
>>63382963
they play in different leagues dumb ass nigger
>>63383309
c.ucked
>>63383309
>that flag
>that topic
errors.png
Why is no one talking about Eeli Tolvanen?
He is putting up numbers like the next McJesus.
>dylan larkin has the best plus/minus in the league
Sure, it's a doo-doo stat, but I'm still going to be smuk about it.
>>63383470
>that flag
>this year
le only score meme goals man does it again
>>63382556
>imblygni
>>63378708
Versus Larkin
4 goals
6 assists
+/- 8
2 clavicles
>>63383592
Basically, people don't score when he and Zetterberg are on the ice
I don't think that line has that many goals
naked tyler seguin
>>63381724
tfw greeks dont have hockey because they sold all their skates to pay denbts
>>63378861
mcmeme will get better with age
eichel is just an ugly balding kike desu
>>63383948
pls more
>>63383948
>full sleeves with close to zero ink on the torso
Why do people do this?
>>63380312
looks like the cover of a romance novel middle-aged women read.
>>63384050
I would read it
>>63384124
but he's not black?
Reminder for laffs fans: Reimer is the only reason that game went into OT and basically the only reason you lost OT as well
2 softies let in. You dominated the entire game, but reimer let you down
lmaoing at ur lyfe
>>63383948
He must have a baby dick. I mean, this guy is doing wonders for my fantasy team but he's such a fucking douche
Are the laffs ready to get BTFO by the Caps?
>>63384168
It's ok.
Just because you got a black president, everything don't have to be about blacks.
Widen your horizont
>in the same shift, Brenden smith collided with zetterberg in the offensive zone and then got called for hooking in the defensive zone
please, holland, trade him for some prospects.
>>63384306
I like how every retard likes you thinks you can just trade some shitty player for prospects
Thoughts?
Just look at this monstrosity
>>63384435
>quebec isnt canada
>>63384435
>>>>>>the country of quebec
>>63384469
That's breddy bad. What is it?
>>63384501
>>63384504
>being this mad at reality
>>63384469
Blue should have been darker but its actually not bad
>>63384519
It's a negro
>>63384519
a nigger
>>63384435
why is quebec separated from canada?
also sturm, hecht, kölzig, krupp and soon draisaitl should rank ahead of ehrhoff tbqh
what about josi for switzerland?
>>63384549
>>63384552
oh you guys are just fun
>>63384536
what reality are you in where quebec isnt canada?
>>63384435
was jagr a better forward and Hasek was a goalie?
>>63384667
yes you stupid faggot
Finland - Sweden Meme Cup tomorrow afternoon
>most autistic memers alive
This isn't /cric/
Datsyuk and Zetterbeard gonna get 300 goals in the same season
>>63384469
Pacioretty is 15 years old, right?
>>63384645
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qu%C3%A9b%C3%A9cois_nation_motion
>>63384750
canada keked by their own state
The Pens will stop facing useless teams at some point right?
>you are now aware teemu selanne got bullied the fuck out of the nhl by bruce bodreau
>>63384801
This is true. I noticed it then. Fuck you, Bruce.
TAYLOR HALL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63384469
>We /toothpaste/ now
>>63384435
>Best American
>not Modano
>Best German
>Not Uwe Krupp
>>63385203
Has Uwe Krupp ever scored 50 points in a season?
Has Mike Modano ever gotten his dick wet?
>>63384435
Best slovak is Palffy.
Best ukr is Fedotenko.
Best Hans is Kolzig.
Best swede is Forsberg.
Best americunt is Roening.
>>63385300
Modano has kids so yes.
>Scoring mattering for a defenceman
>>63385037
>Misreading the question
i usually only drink on friday night, but i'm going to get drunk before the bruins tonight. it's going to be a slaughtering. i just hope they're only down by 2 going into the 3rd so i can still justify paying attention
>>63385353
i used to trade sergei samsonov and nick boynton to la for ziggy in nhl 04 at the beginning of every season. i liked his name. lol at the idea of that trade also, but they always accepted cause samsonov was like an 86 and so was boynton.
http://www.sporcle.com/games/stiggles37/nhl-2004-90-rating
fun
>>63378396
>>63385933
Isn't Tevez Uruguayan?
'sup flyoverkucks?
>>63385735
>mfw we win
norwegian media keeps writing about the midget, is he really that good?
>>63385848
no bully pls
>>63386231
>we
>>63378520
First
Round
Exit
> 2015
>getting mad at sandwhichs
>>63386242
Not really desu senpai. Manlets are always overhyped because Canautists pretend hockey isn't like basketball where size dominates.
>>63385848
>>63386254
i didn't take a screenshot but i only got 36 right
>>63386242
Now that dick rash sucks he's the rangers best forward
>>63378520
Paper tiger team
>>63386242
he and brassard are excellent playmakers. they need someone to feed onetimer to though. plus ZOOK actually has a great shot but doesn't utilize it often enough
>>63385848
This is pretty cool. I got 33 but was definitely kicking myself at missing guys like Mogilny and Naslund.
>>63386254
you kinda ruined the game for me : /
>>63386347
sorry I'm a retard
>>63386254
didnt do much better. there were so many goalers I just started naming all the ones I could
who /gotcechmanekandcloutier/ here
>>63386393
well I got roman at least
>mfw the Oilers WILL win the draft lottery and there's nothing any of you can do about it
>>63386393
i spelled cechmanek's name with an i like 10 times and called the game retarded before finally realizing that it was me who was retarded
>>63386285
>who is Oscar Lindberg
>>63385848
Goalies were the hardest to remember
Jeff Dunham, for instance. I dont even think he was ever that good desu.
>>63386483
tried to spell brind'amour for 2 minutes straight kek
who /guaranteedwin/ here
>boipuccis
>>63384435
>Latvia not Helmut Balderis
>>63386506
some faggot swede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8w6eR0o7vw
nevar forget boucher's mask. rip
>>63386513
you just took over high score from me by 1, guy. gg
>>63386552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu7A8LIzL1o
>>63386524
Not today shorkfag
I only got 18
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Leeny/hockey_penalties
>>63386616
I failt to see the connection
>ryan strome sent to AHL
holy shit I didn't even catch that. wasn't he supposed to be their second coming of tavares?
>>63386706
fuck that one I've done it before and it has the most annoying spelling things that make you get it wrong
>>63386706
wew
SPOILER ALERTS
>>63386778
i didn't encounter that at all lol mb u dumb. i got 20
>>63386778
see what did I say
>not instigating but its instigator penalty
>not illegal substitution but its substitution infraction
>not hand pass but handling the puck
FUCK
why arent there more fights what is this knitting
>>63386991
Shut up asshole
>>63386768
yeah, but their young talent has been pure shit
>>63378520
Bean Man's Team
>>63387030
how do you go from 50 points in your rookie season to being sent down in the next one? didn't think it's so bad for >you but whenever I check the isles facebook page everyone is mad af
>>63387036
I'll take it
>>63384435
>tfw Sprong is already the greatest Netherlands player ever
That's awesome. Kids great
>>63387036
12 memes a week would put /hoc/ over the meme cap. Things haven't been so good since Finland's meme economy came grinding to a halt.
>>63387029
ok fair enough
>>63386242
He's a decent player at a good side.
>>63387036
This is Don Sweeney. We're tremendously interested in locking your client up long-term. I hope you'll find this offer suitable: We're thinking somewhere in the realm of 40M for 6 years, no-movement for first 5.
>>63387036
i kek'd
Who is the best team and why is it the habs?
>mfw I'm a laffs fan
>>63387201
Meme output has been dangerously low this season
>>63387289
Right now without a doubt, although I Dallas is really legit this year and I think Nashville will end up winning the presidents trophy.
>danish goal tending
>danish defensemen
>danish forwards
anyone else gonna get morning drunk for this game
>denm4rk
>>63387289
This one team is pretty good. If I only could
remember what it is. The one with Peter Laviolette.
>>63387450
Already /pretty drunk/ here
>>63387542
what time is it there?6 or 7
