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Upcoming MMA events:
November 7 - UFC Fight Night: Belfort vs Henderson 3
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC Fight Night: Magny vs Gastelum
UFC Fight Night 77: Belfort vs Henderson 3 is live tomorrow from the Ginasio do Ibirapuera in Sao Paulo Brazil.
Weigh-in video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUzlGRYYooo
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10PM ET/7PM PT/3AM UK)
Vitor Belfort (185) vs. Dan Henderson (186)
Patrick Cummins (206) vs. Glover Teixeira (206)
Thomas Almeida (135) vs. Anthony Birchak (136)
Piotr Hallmann (155) vs. Alex Oliveira (156)
Gilbert Burns (156) vs. Rashid Magomedov (155)
Corey Anderson (205) vs. Fabio Maldonado (205)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8PM ET/5PM PT/1AM UK)
Gleison Tibau (155) vs. Abel Trujillo (156)
Yan Cabral (156) vs. Johnny Case (156)
Clay Guida (146) vs. Thiago Tavares (146)
Chas Skelly (146) vs. Kevin Souza (146)
>Fightpass Early Prelims (on Fightpass at 6:30PM ET/3:30PM PT/11:30PM UK)
Viscardi Andrade (170) vs. Gasan Umalatov (170)
Pedro Munhoz (135) vs. Jimmie Rivera (136)
Bruno Rodrigues (134) vs. Matheus Nicolau Pereira (135)
josh thomson is underrated tbch
who you guys got? I think Chandler fucks up Rickels no problem. Caveman is highlight reel fodder.
>>63374859
Look at Schaub's face in that pic.
Look at it.
Tell me that isn't the face of a man who's sucked a dick before.
>>63374868
Rickels is complete shit. I don't know how he keeps getting high-profile fights.
>>63374906
L I O N
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>>63374906
That isn't the face of a man who's sucked a dick before.
Schaub is garbage, there is a reason he "retired"
>>63375002
>denial
He literally looks like someone just popped a dick in his ass in that pic
G-Guys, what do you use to browse on android? Clover only let me post one time per boot.
mother fucking dinosaurs
>>63375035
Gr8 b8 I r8 it 8/8 I truly apprci8. No h8.
My god the memes . Lellator is goat meme material
>autism
Le Reddit Man is going to get destroyed
>>63375080
EFN is on a completely different level. Bellator is second tier in everything.
>>63375103
haha that gym should buy an advertising banner on /sp/ and /asp/
does anyone think Rickels actually has this? I see it going similar to their first fight.
Where's the webm of Thompson getting TKO'd by Lashley?
Just got here...webm of the lashley win?
>>63375123
It was meme, not even worth webm'ing
>>63375103
Shouldn't it be "fighting AGAINST autism"?
Like, this nigga go around beating up people trying to cure autism or some shit?
>>63375119
he has 10:1 odds, so I threw .01 btc on him
>god bless you
fuck yeah lets do this Chandler
>god bless you
If Lawler doesn't get tested by USADA within the next two months I fear that Condit doesn't have a chance on January 2nd.
Also, who wants to see Rory vs. Hendricks, and what do you think the chances of that happening are?
>>63375192
I want Rory to take a year off to recover.
>>63375192
lawler was tested so much in 2014, he's not juiced, just built like a meatsled naturally
>>63375192
I wouldn't mind rory/hendricks. But I'm pretty sure Johny has to fight in middleweight for the time being since he fucked up his weight cut so bad. I think Rory's next fight might be Lombard?
Chandler is gassed already. What the fuck happened to his cardio?
mendes vs mcgregor all over again lads
>>63375229
Was he? I checked the USADA database and got no results.
What was the best ever K-1 event?
>>63375247
>Memeing this hard
No
thwap
wow Rickels looks like he's a whole weight class bigger than Chandler.
>this ufc shill thread
HEEM STOPPY
>>63375309
He may be but he just got BTFO by a manlet
>>63375293
zambidis vs chahid
As expected, but to be honest, not a great showing from Chandler. He really hasn't looked good in a while. Don't think this Chandler would crack the top ten in the UFC. His cardio and explosiveness are really not what they used to be.
JUST
>>63375347
seriously. will brooks broke him.
>>63375331
I posted that a second before he smushed his big stupid nose into his skull.
>>63375347
Alvarez took a lot out of him
>>63375289
well of course, he was involved in the advanced testing of 2014 that caught everyone and was mutliple times, random, per fight etc, you know the testing that caught a few guys
>>63375361
this wasnt a ko tho
>>63375357
>Eddie Alvarez broke him
Fix'd that for ya
>>63375357
>>63375364
Yeah, I dunno if it was Chandler or Brooks. I recall him looking pretty awful against Brooks, could be that pre-Alvarez Chandler would've smashed Brooks. Tough to say. Either way, he's definitely gone downhill.
>decades and decades
>>63375375
my bad, forgot he subbed him.
>Shamrock vs. Angle
kek
Puder would beat both of them at the same time
Oh fuck... they're not really gonna do Angle vs. Shamrock, are they? I mean, they're not THAT much of a meme promotion, are they?
>>63375422
>>63375361
That was some of the most deceptive striking I have ever seen in my time watching UFC, I can't think of a single other fighter that attacks quite like that.
>>63375399
honestly I think he severely underestimated how good Brooks would be. That last Alvarez fight was nothing short of a war and to then to go up against a guy like Brooks is no walk in the park. I think he just assumed his hardest fight was behind him.
>>63375469
How about his training partner, Conor McGregor?
>>63375230
If they make Hendricks fight middleweight his career is over.
PREASE WATCH
>GABI'S MMA DEBUT
Sweet jesus them some huge bitches
PREEZ WATCHU LIZIN FIGHTIN
tranny fight!
Japan is bringing back the freak fights. It brings a tear to the eye.
>gabi
finally
>ladies
i want a DNA test on the one with the blonde wig
>Rizin NYE show confirmed for most meme MMA card of all time
>no Fedor announcement
>King Mozilla
wtf did I just watch
>preez wash Raisun
>just tune in
>see Chandler giving a kid a noogie
>see Gabi Garcia and Lei'D Tapa
>also be mandrama and know Lei'D Tapa
Betting on Gabi will be free shekels.
can bellator be more shitty? it was like they didn't know they had to do a faceoff. then at the end of it they remember they were supposed to push each other to hype it up. then they had king mo say soem dumb nigger bullshit
RIZIN FREAK SHOW! i like it
>>63375482
yeah man no kidding. I dont see him cracking the top 5 at all.
I got Held by Polish armbar
>you will never have a threesome with Gabi and Lei'd Tapa
those japs know how to put on a helluva show :^)
Hold on, I didn't notice. Fedor card is the second Rizin card, and the first one a day earlier is going to have Shinya Aoki vs Sakuraba?
What the fuck bros. A tear is rolling down my face. Pride is back.
>>63375482
Manlets are such scared bitches. Like Gastelum doing everything in his power to get back to WW. He knew men who are of normal height would kill him.
Rizin looks absolutely epic
>>63375606
I had a threesome with a girl taller than Tapa and another chick. True story.
PREASE A WATCHU LIZIN
top fucking kek
>>63375700
>>63375617
is it going to be on in the middle of the night?
>>63375711
It'll probably be like 10 hours long
>>63375617
Masato and Kid Yamamoto are also going to have a rematch on NYE. Should be a good night of fights.
champions should have to wear the belt during the fight and they only lose if the other guy can take it off him
Can someone post Lashley.
Also, >loltna
>>63375666
Yes it does Satan
>>63375741
Would pay to see that (to be honest)
>>63375731
Its New Years Eve my man, who cares when it is?
that kneebar looked really close
holy fuuuuuuck that was a tense first round
>>63374906
you. I like you
>>63375800
Y-yeah! I'm gonna be out all night p-partying with my f-friends all night anyway! I'm for sure not gonna be drinking by myself at home and going to bed early.
I-it doesn't matter when it's on!
Marcin Held is so talented on the ground, my god
Held fights really well from his back
kind of reminds me of old school MMA fight
>>63375833
Not saying that, just saying most places you have off the next day so if it's on at 2 AM fuck it right?
>>63375813
fuck i just want to slap his shit
>>63375858
>old school MMA fight
>>63375845
He really is. He's just not amazing at anything else, unfortunately. He's like a white Shinya Aoki.
When will /heem/ be in a game bros? Also good fight.
This just shows how fucking Good Will Brooks Is.
What is with this heavy breathing audio?
>>63375867
No, I'm with you! I'm gonna be up all night partying! Good thing I have the day off from my job that I totally have so I can buy nice things for my girlfriend who is for sure real and loves me very much.
;_;
Forcing to Helds best element, ground game, and beating him at it.
>>63375874
that pass
This nigga Held basically just pulled guard.. baka desu
McGregor needs to talk to Held.
"STAY ON YER FOOKIN FEET!"
>le lay and the ground and hope for leg locks man
>>63375987
Brooks is the much better striker, though.
>>63376014
Also winning on the ground too.
>>63376017
True. Held probably has a better shot of landing a Hail Mary sub, though. He's not gonna KO Brooks.
>>63375988
hey it might work
FEDOR ANNOUNCEMENT CONFIRMED
>>63376073
>Alan Belcher retired today
I'll miss that tattoo..
another announcement!!!!!
>>63376073
Up with Lesnar's penis sword for p4p worst tattoo in MMA history
>>63376103
who here /MAJORANNOUNCEMENT/
Dan Quinn is fighting on the 10th?
>>63376110
Alan Belcher retired today? Is this the announcement?
Randy Coture will fight Fedor
Held taking a nap kek
>>63376116
fuck yeah KURT ANGLE VS KIMBO
It looks like they're fighting on the lid of a giant beer can.
>>63376149
First fight out of jail too. Based Stevia God will destroy Mini Mike Gonzales. And after that he's gonna fuck Notre Dame coaching staff in the ass.
who /putting a cheeky tenner on Hendo/
Shamrock vs Gracie 3 according to Shamrock's website
What the fuck
I think I'mma call it a night. This fight has made me very sleepy.
Thank God they went back to the ground.
>>63376232
Don't do it. I have it on good authority that Belfort wins in the first 15 seconds.
>>63376232
I want to do a Cummins/Hendo parlay. I think Cummins will wrestle fuck Glover to the living death like Phil Davis did. Hendo is just me buying the Zuffa shilling from DC and Ken Flo.
>>63376232
I mean now that Vitor is no longer on his jesus juice I think Hendo has a much better chance.
what a shit fight
>>63376298
1st round was exciting
>>63376247
>it's fucking true!
Bellator going full meme
>>63376295
But Hendo also has no jesus juice
just confirmed Rogan will be in Aus commentating the Rousey fight
>49-46
Wtf round did Helds have any chance at winning?
>>63376291
I did the same but went ahead and put birchak on there too. Feeling huelocaust part 2: electric boogaloo
God i hope redneck steel maldobobo whoops 25/8s ass tho
>>63376338
well the winner will be whoever prays hardest to gay jesus
>>63376349
there should be a betting line on how many times he cries
>>63376349
He wouldn't miss it for the world.
Did you forget seeing Ronda Rousey fight is a once in a lifetime, out of body, truly special experience? Like seeing a Unicorn or a finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
>>63376363
Do you use Bovada?
>>63376295
jesus christ what was that chubby blonde girl thinking?? I bet she beat up a few skinny bar chicks and though she could fight lol
>"Every time I would plant my leg and step forward I felt my knee buckle"
>walks out of the ring fine
>>63376363
Birchak has nothing for Almeida
>>63376416
padding record for the organization favorite maybe. There was a bit of an uproar towards the commission for allowing her to fight in the first place.
>BACKYARD BAREKNUCKLE FIGHTERS
>>63376363
I'm gonna give it a shot. Thanks to Brooks I have some fucking around. Honestly Birchak might pull it off. With all the talk behind him he should've made easy work of Pickett. But he didn't look like the world beater he was made to be. At least to me.
>tfw was nervous when Held kept grabbing Books legs
>these fights
Im dying here
neat
good god
ufc is finished
we will have to burn all the fight kits
>Shamrock going to fight a confused old man still wearing his pajamas
I'm actually hype to see Kimbo VS Dada 5000 after watching Dawg Fight. Shamrock Vs Gracie is shit, though...Kind of weird saying that, but it's true.
kimbo is fighting who?
HOLY SHIT
>SLICE VS NEGRO
>SHAMROCK VS GRACIE
IT'S HAPPENING
R O Y C E
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so we got two 50 year olds and two brawlers from the Miami projects. Nice "sport".
fuck I hope Straus can pull this off, dude always seems to fall just short.
>>63376515
James Toney. He was next to Jimmy when they made the announcement.
>Ken vs Royce
>mfw
whats your favorite kimbo fight? include the street fights.
>>63376515
Dada 5000, literally a guy who fights people in his backyard in his miami neighborhood. Watch the movie Dawg Fight.
>>63376515
Dada 5000. Dude's a backyard brawler like Kimbo and called him out like a year a go. He's got a documentary on Netflix called "Dawg Fight"
>>63376515
Watch this documentary. Dada 5000 used to be Kimbo's bodyguard.
You are all screaming for freakshow fights, well you got it
Dada 5000 vs Kimbo Slice
Ken Shamrock vs Royce Gracie
Bellator has become such a joke, it's not even funny. I had hope when Coker took over it would be similar to Strikeforce where new talent would thrive but it's the exact opposite. It's pathetic
>tfw forgot about the announcement and closed my stream
>>63376586
i feel you
k so Shamrocks last fight was at HW and now hes fighting a WW/MW that hasnt fought since 2007?
>>63376576
Strikeforce did the same shit. Bellator doesn't have the talent depth that Strikeforce had, but Coker is following the same platform. He's getting eyes on the product.
They really compared Daniel Straus and pitbull to McGregor and also wtf
>>63376561
>like a year a go.
I think he called him out like 6 years ago.
>>63376737
Aldo*
>>63376605
I forgot entirely about Weichel/Pitbull. That was a great fight.
>>63376876
lel i said the same thing
FUCK I looked away for a split fucking second and missed the punch that floored him
Nice almost armbar
Damn. Dropped the Huezillian on his neck. PItbull gonna survive and Daniel gonna gas.
>just holding him there
almost heem into almost armbar crazy haha
Pls don't fuck up straus
>>63376963
Was thinking the same thing.
inb4 Pitbull KOs him now
dont choke negro
How the FUCK is Pitbull still awake?
why does Dada 5000 have a sledgehammer
Who /memecards/ here?
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
http://venturebeat.com/2015/11/06/rumblr-is-like-a-dating-app-but-for-fistfights/
>>63377136
>Gracie in his gi
>Dada has a sledgehammer
I know this is Bellator, but goddamn
>>63377136
lets hope for no injuries. time for some freak fights
>>63377166
kek
>Pitbull via SD
>>63377166
>rumblHER
>Straus
top kek
>>63377266
>Schedule Fight
>Pussy Out
>tfw possible draw
Wow that was a great fight that no one watched.
>>63377316
Fuck no
>>63377136
wow that's an old ass card. seriously is anyone under 35?
great fight!!
>>63377166
>>63377266
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>63377324
dude that fight was fucking sick.
10-9
8-10
9-10
10-9(he stole it at the end)
10-9
Fantastic fight, should be a Straus victory.
Especially how Straus was practically one handed for some time
>>63377316
I have it 49-46 Strauss.
I can see 49-45 Strauss or 48-46 Strauss if you score the 1st or 5th a 10-8
Pure blacklights for Blackheart
>48-47
48-47
>48-47
48-47
>48-47
never underestimate the strength of a black man
>that fat ugly white wife
Damn, those last 15 or so seconds were incredible.
>>63377376
>ugly
more like sexy high test
>48-47
Wait what, doesnt that not add up
WE COPS NOW
hopefully ufc has some fights that good tomorrow. wow.
I have tickets to UFC 193 and I have never watched a whole PPV, only short things like Rousy fights and the really bloody matches.
What should I be expecting and will I enjoy it?
>>63377455
if ur a real fight fan ^tm
>>63377455
There is A LOT of downtime between fights. I showed up before the first fight and was blackout drunk by the time the last 3 fights of the maincard and don't remember them.
So pace yourself.
>>63377455
biggest ufc event in history so im sure it will be cool.
Fedor vs Osaka official for NYE
I would totally bang this high test movie store thief
>>63377136
Holy shit.
>tfw that's my birthday
>tfw that's in my home city
>literally 5 miles from the Toyota Center
Should i go lads?
>>63377716
fuck yeah, that card is a lot of fun
>>63377666
Hahaha she did have some nice titties. Latin girls like her fuck good.
>>63377716
Absolutely
This is a once in a lifetime meme card
Chael is the GOAT
>>63377777
shit get
>>63377777
these were supposed to mine
you wasted them
>>63377777
WITNESSED
>>63377777
Will do 77777 Chael Mary's for Hendo tonight. Chael Bless
Sources close to Inside MMA & @BasRuttenMMA say Fedor Emelianenko will fight Tsuyoshi Kohsaka in a rubber match New Year’s Eve in Japan.
>>63377901
>>63377777
upsetting
well done
>>63377901
Updated
Main Card:
Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Glover Teixeira vs. Patrick Cummins
Thomas Almeida vs. Anthony Birchak
Piotr Hallmann vs. Alex Oliveira
Rashid Magomedov vs. Gilbert Burns
Corey Anderson vs. Fabio Maldonado
>>63378525
henderson
cummins
almeida
oliveira
magomedov
maldonado
>>63378525
Belfort
Cummins
Almeida
Oliveira
Magomedov
Anderson
Looks like I missed a meme event, shame
>>63377166
>>63377266
>>63377340
luhmayo
Belfort
Teixeira
Almeida
Oliveira
Magomedov
Anderson
>>63379306
Belfort
Teixeira
Almeida
Oliveira
Magomedov
Anderson
CM Punk vs Kurt Angle
How does it go?
>>63378525 #
Henderson
Cummins
Almeida
Oliveira
Magomedov
Anderson
>>63379499
UFC makes heavily hyped special announcement on UFC Tonight to report that CM Punk is pulling out of the fight due to injury
>>63379499
Angle via submission (Ankle lock)
>>63379499
Kurt is quite a bit bigger than Punk but he's also literally one foot in the grave and held together by duct tape and prayers, punk has a bunch of injuries and shit but Angle is for real broken, he would probably die despite being way bigger and having legit credentials
what is this Kurt Angle meme
>>63379531
Honestly this waiting for the early morning tweets that Cummins and Belfort passed away
Why doesn't anyone pull guard with a codebreaker?
>>63377716
Gotta go. You can see the Gracie train live.
>>63377777
>>63378525
You left out my picks!
>>63378525
Roidfort
Teixeira
Almemeda
Oliveira
Magomedov
Corey
>>63379523
>that pic
>>63377166
Finally everyone who's been saying they can take me down here can prove their mettle.
>>63378525
Hendo via Rd. 1 H-Bomb
Glover via Rd. 2 Sub
Birchak via UD
Oliveira via UD
Magomedov via UD
Anderson via TKO
>>63380574
>tfw you will never spread apart Cat's innie and lick the pink bits
>>63377784
>>63377789
Literally fuck off, embarrassing posts.
>>63375119
Christ the way he falls over his right leg makes me wince more than the knock out itself.
>>63380701
yours is worse
