If you suddenly got the superpowers of Spider-Man, in which sport would you make a career, and how?
>>63373777
Professional Yo-Yo Twirling.
Football
>>>/co/
competitive climbing
obvious reasons.
>>63373865
Crabcock
>>63373777
Football if I'm QB, baseball if not.
>>63373777
Chess and poker hue
>>63373777
wrestling
>>63373910
>tfw my local crabcock sunday league was disbanded
>>63374012
Spider sense would actually still make you OP in that sport though.
wrassler duh, ill be a WWE legend
>>63373960
but you'll still canadian, even worse qb than butt fumble or rgknee
>nobody wants to be the greatest GK of all time
I'd play center field and literally rob 2-3 homeruns a game and win 20 consecutive gold gloves.
>>63374229
This. Not even mentioning the superhuman physique, the other two main powers (spider-sense and wall-crawling) seem well suited to anticipate where a ball will be and get a safe grip with just a finger on the ball. It would mean a career without goals conceded.
>>63374203
I GOT YOU FOR THREE MINUTES OF PLAYTIME
>>63374229
>>63374247
Either of these. Depends on whether you want to live in America or abroad.
Heck, if Spidey reflexes and strength, you can make Mike Trout look like Adam Dunn.
Become the second greatest footballer after Messi, by restraining myself. This would make Ronaldo not even able to compete for second and would drive him insane
PGA Tour Pro
your own boss
set your own schedule
take off when ever you want
wear comfy clothes
other guys carry your shit around
outdoors and usually great weather
tropical locations
play until your 80 if you want
is porn a sport
>>63374229
>divegrass
Can we use webs?
If so it wouldn't even be remotely fair for all ball sports.
girlfriend saving....oops
>>63373777
Posting dubs
>>63373777
Well I'm a fucking casual and I remember when he gets into that fight in the first Spiderman he sees the guy moving in slow motion, so pretty much any ball sport or speed/co-ordination related sport. I'm pick Tennis and just fucking dismantle people for years in straight sets.
>>63378798
>finish
>web her up for good measure
>>63379422
I come from a future where this post is underrated. Here is a (You) to change our history.
I'd become the greatest WR of all time
>ridiculous acrobatics and athleticism
>impossibly good grip means I'd make every meme catch
>superhuman strength would make it impossible to tackle you
>spidy sense to dodge incoming DBs
Spider Man could basically score a TD every reception no matter how bad the QB is, just chuck it in his general direction and he'd run it in for a TD
>>63373777
Quidditch.
Probably boreball, no teammates to rely on like being gk or qb plus all that moneys
>>63374229
>>63374366
>not just making a web that traps players and balls that get within 5 meters
Wrestling of course.
