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Hockey time, time for talk in english.
Hello.
Anyone out there?
>>63371249
Yes
Pulcannon score tonight?
>>63371304
Yeah, he'll get a gritty powerplay goal.
>>63371316
Nice
You're my greatest ally, Sweden
>this singing
lel
>>63371328
You too old friend.
>two irrelevant teams
>HHOF game
Thanks uncle Gary
>>63371304
I love Pulkky desu
>>63371356
>Game starts 2:00AM
>Not started yet
What is this shit
>>63371273
>>63371273
Here you go euros, come on over.
>>63371395
Introductions for the hall of fame class of 2015
>>63371399
>2 minutes late
Pls, just stay here
>>63371393
Me too
Thank you, Sweden
>>63371409
Oh okay then
>>63371389
Not two of the most successfull teams in recent years, but still two of the biggest teams in terms of fans and market value.
>>63371393
How can one not?
>>63371428
You're welcome (for whatever it is)
>Smiths on the first line with kronwall
>>63371479
They played that line last time too.. And won.
>>63371495
Doesn't mean i want it on a consistent basis.
Haha, Ferraro has he's dad between benches
>Score goal
>High five with dad
That would be comfy as fuck tbqh
so what's everyone drinking tonight (or early evening)?
pic related for me
Stupid military worship before the game, so lame. It's 2015. We should only be celebrating demisexual transgender Muslim atheists.
>>63371512
But would Ericsson really be that much better?
Sure, they could pair up Kronwall with Dekeyser. But a Smith - Ericsson pairing would be dangerously bad.
>>63371516
Would be pretty darn sweet tbqh
>>63371534
Already been out drinking with m8's. So tonight it will just be something without alcohol, hot chocolate maybe.
>Laffs
>winning against the red wings in 2015-16
>>63371534
Martinelli's.
>>63371541
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR
>>63371534
>Coca-Cola
HELM IS SHIT FA.M
NIGGA FAST BUT HE CANT SHOOT
>>63371621
Occasionally he actually scores on a breakaway, but usually the goalie needs to be daydreaming.
When will
>a pane of glass
return?
Did Smith get hit in the dick?
>>63371621
I can never be angry with him tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B6ovQJK8rA
>>63371653
>a pane of glass
My favorite meme from last year 2bh
>>63371677
Top 3 from last season for sure
>>63371653
Next week, probably.
>>63371709
Nice, good to hear
Reminder that Detroit are the Kings of slow starting. So if Toronto wants to win, they better start scoring soon.
>tfw this comment will jinx Detroit in about two minutes
>>63371700
God that thread was great, I've never seen a tripfag btfo'd so hard in person
>>63371779
Quick, knock on wood!
>>63371779
Both teams have been playing much better than I expected they would.
You can fuck my bitch, Petr
>>63371795
what about that guy that doxxed himself within his first post? the one with the EASHL team
>>63371888
I know slavs tend to be into bestiality, but I'd like to think Mrazek is above that sort of thing.
>>63371825
Fun fact: If you annoy Quick, something that is very easy to do, he will knock everything that he can get his stick on.
>>63371826
Agree
unpopular opinion: we shouldnt re-sign abby
nigga is gonna get like 5mil for 4 years, he is worth nowhere near that
we should save the money for sheahan and mrazek
plus we need room for our prospects desu
>>63371826
The leafs seem a lot more organized than before, which can easily be attributed to Babcock.
They still need to get better in general, but it looks like most of the 'shitshow' leaf problems are gone.
if Morgan Rielly is not the captain of the leafs in 5 years idk what i'll do
>Ferraro won't return
>the game where his dad stands rinkside
Feel bad for the guy, and the dad
>>63371938
Hes 28, so the next 4 years he's going to decline i think. Love Abby but it sucks we have to resign him after what will probably be his peak year.
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
Mr. 300
ZETTY NUMBER 300!!!
my sides are in Sweden
>>63371955
>implying it won't be William "the one way potato" Nylander ;^)
>laffs
>babkek
>>63371955
he'll succeed phanoof so if >you move him it might be earlier
SCAAAAARRRRR!!!!
ZETTERBEARD!
>RE1MER
HAHAHAHAHAH
>a meme goal for zetterberg's career 300th
OOHHH SWEET LORD JESUS, THANK YOU FOR REIMER
>Mr. 300
Thank you based Zetterberg
In all seriousness, how is Reimer in the NHL?
The kind of shit i see him let in is absolutely ridiculous ..
SMITH, YOU FUCKING TWAT
>Smith injuring Zetterberg
pls kill yourself
>Smith
Ban him
>>63372055
Well Vesa Toskala was once >laffs starting goalie so...
That's the best hit of the night
>>63372055
Bernier let in 2 goals just as bad this year.
Leafs have no goaltending. Beer league tier on occasion. Every time Riemer is given the reins to earn the top spot he chokes.
Reminder that Toronto is paying Reimer more than double as much as Detroit is paying Mrazek.
>Smith
God damn
Smith confirmed undercover agent for Toronto
> concuss your captain
> get a hooking call
> at the same time
Smh faM
>>63371938
It would be good to resign him for a monster contract (e.g. 7-8 years) if he would accept a smaller annual salary, like under 3mil. He'll be a great agitator for his entire career.
>Smith
Are we seeing a return of the 2013 playoff Smith?
>>63372147
Abby is gonna be new Holmstom as much one can be like Holmstrom
>Joey Gladstone
Oh boy
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
The puck would have missed the net altogether if Reimer wouldn't have touched it
Cheer up moose riders, there's plenty of game left.
>>63372240
That might be the comfiest thing I've ever seen.
>>63372196
Can Axel Holmström be a new Holmström too?
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=86320
Leafs are team mole.
>>63372262
I imagine it being their anniversary and yep, they do seem to have a really good/comfy time.
Uncle Joey telling it like it is.
>>63372268
Maybe, little more size would be bad though
Update: Ferraro has a lower body injury and won't return this game.
Never has there been a better time to post this.
>>63372344
Shieet
I feel bad for a guy. Good thing his father is in Toronto so there will be other chance for that comfy first goal
>>63372336
He's slightly taller and slightly heavier than Tomas Holmström. But sure, a bigger size wouldn't hurt
>>63372213
THERES A HEART
A HAND TO HOLD ONTO
>>63372361
See --> >>63371700
tbqh
hahah Late at night Ozzy is best Ozzy
>LAFFS
Why haven't these c
>>63372413
Oh, always thought Tomas was bigger than that. Apparently he was very good to make himself bigger in front of net
>>63372420
Full House theme should be the Laffs goal music tbqh
Ericsson you dumb shit.
>>63372477
Yeah, pretty much. And the general hockey player isn't so big either.
Quick poll:
Who do you think was the better #26
Jurco or Hudler?
>leafs power play
>>63372719
Jurco regular season, Hudler in playoffs
So Hudler
>>63372720
>laffs
>>63372719
neither
>laffs score a goal
>hear this
> https://youtu.be/Zx3Zo9t7c8Q
>>63372803
That would be fucking amazing
How do we fix the goal tending in Toronto? Do we trade or can we draft a diamond in the rough to be a number one? If we trade who can we get without butchering our picks/prospects?
>>63372822
Grow new goaltenders, plant some goaltending trees and wait a few years and then harvest the sweet sweet prospects doe
>>63372822
lel nobodys going to trade a decent goalie for Toronto players, you would have to give away a sizeable draft pick.
>>63372822
Uh, maybe don't draft so shit?
>>63372822
go the edmonton way. trade for the best backup goalie and hope he pans out
>>63372822
Don't trade them for meme Calder winners.
>>63372822
Try to acquire Khabibulin wherever he is these days. He can hand down knowledge to whatever prospects you have.
Honestly Toronto has no key players, and nothing coming up. So you just need to try to out-lose Edmonton this year and get a good draft pick
Wings threads are the comfiest
>>63372923
>So you just need to try to out-lose Edmonton
I think theyve shown time and time again that they fucking no how to lose when they need to the most. Dont challenge the olelrs at their own game.
>>63372875
We did that with Bernier.
>>63372882
I kinda wish we tried to get Broder before he retired. Let him get his 700th win and he could impart some knowledge.
>>63372923
Early fav for the number one pick. Just gonna draft another forward with it tho.
>>63372960
Games are boring tho. At least when they play the leafs.
>>63372662
swedebro
I hope you're the same from last firday/saturdays detroit game
>>63372960
They sure are, even down to the singalong after a wings home win.
>>63372822
No goalie is going to be any good with such a shit defence.
>>63372980
yääää duuude
>>63373002
>Phaneuf
>>63373002
Their defensive game isn't that bad. Occasional mistakes that all teams make. However, most teams have a goaltender that can bail them out.
>>63373021
>how can one swede be so based
fucking great to see you
Let's go wings
>>63372989
lol that pic, that was a great game, and the first one I remember watching as a kid
>>63373049
You too my friend.
Not a great game so far, but as long as they are winning I'll take it
>>63373021
Who was that stalker qt you were posting pics of in the tb game?
>>63373094
Alyssa
>>63373021
Dude, post that cute Swedish girl flipping off the camera
>>63372989
>McCarty
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuwsVEE_7Yc
I miss the wings in the Western conference. Everything just seemed quicker. I want some gritty damn games.
>thank god for our new rivalry with Tampa Bay
>>63372989
Pretty darn funny that one.
>>63373104
Here ya go.
>>63372989
Is this downtown Northville? Saw something like this down there the other day
>>63373126
>tfw 2-0 against tampa this season
>sitting in class
>cute girl beside me
>offer her one of my junior mints
>she declines
>see her after class talking to some Chads, looking at me and laughing
what the fuck bros? is she mental?
>>63373158
What is this menenist bullshit?
>>63373158
Yes
What kind of faggot doesn't love junior mints or the red wings
>>63373158
what school?
>>63373158
Yeah, she cray cray. Or you might have just misunderstood the situation. Who knows.
Damn, Finland needs to regulate their traffic fines.
Oh Mick, don't ever change. This top tier commentary.
>Laughing at Finland
Pls why you do this? Fines are only high if your sallary is very big like millions a year
This banter between Ken and MIckey is glorious
>>63373203
>implying it isn't a good system
>>63373195
10\10 chair
>>63373158
>junior mint jim
>>63373208
Comfy as fuck t b h
>>63373148
Sure is, outside Poole's. My buddy's family owns it and he set it up for Halloween this year.
>>63373220
I believe in all things being equal, not relative.
Why should someone pay more or less than me for committing the same infraction?
>>63373220
We need it here, its always the richfags driving like right cunts because a $300 fine is nothimg to them
whats /hoc/ eating this fine evening? pic related
>>63373187
ryerson, the MIT of canada
>>63373180
it's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious
>>63373177
what
>>63373195
I simply wanted her to enjoy a junior mint
>>63373254
I wonder how many travel brochures and sports rental offers Bill Gates gets from Finland.
>>63373254
Because rich would then be able to break the law without any penalty that means something to them.
>>63373267
This
>tfw swedish streaming service
>tfw always home team production/commentators
>tfw missing all this Ken and Mickey-banter
Life is pain.
>>63373254
The purpose of the law is to discourage people from breaking it. Making rich people pay money they can whipte their asses with isn't going to do anything.
Does Ericsson EVER make not terrible decisions with the puck?
>kadri has a 1.9% shot percentage
>1 goal in 52 shots
oh my allah, just let him have one
>>63373278
dear lord that pizza
>>63373301
Viasat? You don't get Gamecenter with Viaplay?
>>63373239
Nice. Never been to Poole's -- been meaning to drop by and try it out. Is the bar nice?
>>63373267
If anything, the cops need to start enforcing the traffic laws we have.
How many times a day do you see someone speed, change lanes without signalling, tailgate, block an intersection, run a light or make an illegal turn?
>>63373278
STEAK
T
E
A
K
Also, what even is on that pizza?
>>63373368
Yeah it's definitely a hometown bar, food is surprisingly upscale too.
>>63373280
>I simply wanted her to enjoy a junior mint
Her loss.
>>63373302
I saw him pass a team mate instead of losing it earlier this game tbqh
>>63373340
Viaplay, and no. Not that I know of..
>>63373320
its good m8
>>63373393
bacon and green peppers
>>63373375
The thing I hate above all else is when someone changes lanes in the middle of an intersection.
>>63373280
>ryerson, the MIT of canada
isn't UOIT the MIT of canada?
>>63373280
Myself? I'm melancholy, moody over your maddening mint masquerade, my man.
>>63373294
>>63373301
Then why make it money related?
Why not strip them of their ability to use the roads in the first place by suspending their license or impounding their vehicle?
People that break laws tend to not respect the law in the first place, not care about the punishment. Maybe it's different in your country.
>>63373301
bro are you need youtube stream
i have the toronto stream link
>>63373278
That looks.. interesting
Had some fancy burger with all the trimmings + parmesan fries with truffle myonnaise.
Might stick my hand into the cookie jar and have one or two of those
>>63373427
You make it yourself m8? I love crispy crust.
>>63373278
who /chipotle/ here
>>63373301
link 3 on the front-most row sports site.
>>63373396
Oh, here you get access to GCL with Viaplay Sport subscription. Thought it would be same to you guys but apparently not...
>>63373280
it's like if you smile at someone and they ignore
They werent worth it anyway
You deserve a qt3.14 who wants you for your junior mints and your heart
>>63373469
I might not agree that they should loose it for the smallest infractions. But I do agree that they should strip them of their licenses for more stuff than they currently do.
And I agree with you that people that break laws often don't respect them and won't do it even if they're penalized.
>>63373470
I'm good, but thanks anyways.
who's this american cunt pls go
>>63373394
Sweet. I've been looking for a place where I can just drop in and have a drink
>>63373536
Sorry, but what?
>>63373561
Interesting. I'll have to check with my dad about that, it's his account. Thanks for the notice.
>>63373469
I think then they would drive without license. And the fines go all in common good like taxes so there's that also
about time for another 3 slices of pizza
>>63373375
Talking to a trooper at one of our job sites, I work for my states DOT, and he had a rich lady in a BMW fly throught the work zone at 90-100, on her phone, and as he approached the car she stayed on her phone and waved her hand out the window like "hurry up."
The cop asked what she was doing with the gesture and she said she had an important real-estate closing to go to, so he needs to just hurry up and give her the ticket, with the intention of most likely speeding off again and not giving a fuck.
Well the work zone speed limit was 45, and in my state the infraction is double for speeding in a work zone. Since she was doing double the limit as it was, and talking on her phone, the penalty was much higher. The officer said "Ma'am, I see you're from out of state, so you dont know how bad you just fucked up. What's gonna happen now is that your car is being towed and you are coming back to the station in handcuffs. Hope that sale was worth it." He then walked away from her as she began to cry and argue, and told his rookie to arrest her. Sometimes bro-cops use the law for great justice.
Thanks lads for reading my blog entry, have this dank mene.
>>63373634
Anon getting crazy tonight. Neighbors about to call the cops.
ITS JUST A FIVE SLICE KINDA NIGHT AM I RIGHT NIGGAAAAAAZ
>>63373593
I hear you, but the reference was for about a 15mph over infraction, which in glorious mitten land will get you a reckless driving strike and a 6 month suspension for a first offense, in addition to fines.
I just think that fines aren't the answer. Tangible losses or public shaming tends to be more effective.
>>63373561
You were right. I got it to work now. Thank you very much.
>I have been watching a lot of non-Detroit productions all this time
>mfw
What are the laffs even doing?
Posting from work right now
>nipple laughs
WHen is the goose getting set loose?
>>63373761
Blowing in a gust of keks.
>>63373680
naw b Ill eat at least a pizza over the course of the next couple hours
>>63373631
first row sports, the eu streaming site, the game feed for the leafs/wings game has the FSD feed on stream 3.
>>63373631
Apparently you don't have access to GCL from Swedish Viaplay.
Time to get finnish proxy my friend
>laffs break away
PETR IS FIRE
>>63373755
Well, better late than never
And never mind that post with pic, didn't see this one yet
>can't zazz the Mraz
>>63373665
>told his rookie to arrest her.
The only thing that could make this better is if she resisted
>this defending
thank god for petr boy
does anyone have a webm of the goal
>>63373744
Okay, 15 mph over would lead to something similar here.
And I agree, money is far from the most effective method. It does however have one thing that's positive about it. It's no doubt the cheepest one for the justice system, which already is stretched in most countries.
>>63373812
Oh, alright. I know next to nothing about that stuff. I'm technically handicapped. But thanks for the explenation. Will keep it in mind if I need one in the future.
>>63373879
That's true. Should be happy for what is I guess. Thanks for the help again.
I think goaltenders must love to play the leafs. Great for their stats and they are always the stars of the game.
>>63373895
Amen
>Brondon Smoth
>Jonothon Oriccson
>Jokob Kondl
Pulcannon pls
Don't shoot straight to the logo.
>cross check a guy on top of our goalie
>this guy is our captain
>tfw Babcock has been exposed as a Lidstrom-Kariya babby
>>63374041
>tfw you're wrong and he just has fuck all to work with in Toronto
>>63374021
That shot worked well in the AHL. But you can't finess a cannon.
>>63374026
>phaneuf is still the captain of the leafs
worst captain in the league.
JESUS FUCK PETR WHAT EVEN ARE YOU
fug
mrazek's got good error correction
>>63374079
A goalie bean.
>>63374079
It's almost as if he's the next version of someone, but whom?
>>63374063
Captain Reilly when?
>>63374120
1-3 Hasek
4-6 Sawchuk
7-9 Osgood
0 himself
>>63374122
literally anyone would be better
>>63374086
tfw datsyuk coming back soon
Polak is worse than Phaneuf at everything other than growing facial hair, which he can't even do because Lou.
>tfw went to the same school as based Blashill
Go dawgs
>griffins have nore shots in the first period than the wings will have the whole game
Why is this allowed?
omg
Gardiner is #51
is it a reference to the Big D & the Kids Table song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CaybTs_k0Q (shit quality live recording)
https://open.spotify.com/track/1uPYmz0J5K75JPODDbv0NG
spotify:track:1uPYmz0J5K75JPODDbv0NG
(non shit spotify links)
>>63374155
If Smith gets shanked in the parking lot the wings might have a chance
how many goddamn powerplays have detroit had? feels like every time I look over they're on one
>>63374295
3 this period
all high sticks
The wings are treating this 1-0 lead like they're up 4-0. Shoot the fucking puck.
>>63374312
I think the laffs know that if they just keep sending detroit onto the powerplay, the score won't change.
>>63374295
Dunno what the Leafs are doing, but Zetterburger got a stick in the face not even 6 seconds into this period
Le penulty drawing man does it again!
I WANT TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO /LEAFS FAN BUT WANTS TO LOSE ALL REMAINING GAMES OF THE SEASON JUST FOR THE LMAO'S/ HERE?
>>63374356
Too bad he can't do anything else useful.
>>63374356
>mickey said "you could have smelled that one coming"
lel
>>63374365
getting Chychrun in the draft would be neat
WTF the wings just had obvious icing and the refs just ignored it
REFPUCK
can't zazz the mraz I tell ya
The game of failed PPs.
>not going 6v4
does Babcock even meme?
>toronto fans not singing to journey
confirmed shit fans
>no shots on goal on that PP
>>63374492
>playing it towards the games end with the wings winning
Is this on purpose?
>>63374492
don't stop believing
>>63374492
Fuck journey and fuck wings fans
WHY
WHY
REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K
>detoilet
>ref blocked the clear
the very definition of refpuck
CAN'T ENOUGH THE PHEANUF
CAN'T ENOUGH THE PHEANUF
CAN'T ENOUGH THE PHEANUF
The come back is real.
PHANEUF
HAHA
>LEAFS PLAYING JOURNEY AT THE END OF THE GAME FOR THE WINGS WINNING
ABSOLUTLY KEKED LMAO.
Of course..
wew
laffs actually did something for once
>Toronto refs
>>63374516
>Canada
lol what a whacky goal, right after hitting the ref in the ass
MOAR JOURNEY
