Nah this ain't boring /wwe/...this is real life.
>>63353386
wrestling is shit and fake
>>63353386
>vince is probably pissed that his booking is ruined
he wants to make his samoan mastodon look strong though.
>that one literal outlel plebbitor trying to make people go to his smackdown thread
Roman's ratings during his title run will make Seth's ratings look like Attitude Era ratings.
Sethfags on suicide watch!
Reminder that Seth will never be the same in the ring
Reminder that ACL injuries are career killers
Reminder that busting other parts of your knee just make it worse
Reminder that he won't ever be WHC again in his life
Reminder that he will fade into obscurity and not even receive a pop
>>63353492
No.
>>63353527
Kurt Angle had most of his career with ACL problems.
>Wyatts vs Brothers of Destruction feud
Is this really going to happen? I feel like it kinda shits on Bray's credibility as a cult leader.
He needs to retain at least one of them and then look strong against the other.
Obviously he retains Kane because he's less important than Taker in the grand scheme of things and also because Taker can make him look better.
>>63353492
This. I'll drop in once in a while to laugh at the faggots still watching.
>inb4 Brit projects his virginity on to me
>>63353568
He already had zombie kane take out Seth
>>63353527
>Who is Rob Van Dam
>>63353527
You're delusional if you think Seth isn't gettin the title, he's gonna come right back with HHH and give him the "i was never beaten" angle..
>>63353527
>Reminder that ACL injuries are career killers
Grandpa, is that you?
>>63353492
>>63353592
SUICIDE WATCH
>>63353614
You're delusional if you think he will be able to compete the same again
>>63353623
No but take a look at football my friend and tell me how most people with knee injuries have done upon returning.
>>63353606
You must be really sheltered if thats what mad looks like to you.
>>63353606
>thinking people are mad when they're just laughing at his smackdown thread
topkek
>>63353614
That would be kind of a shitty angle for him since it only works for fighting Faces.
>A face being champ right now
It's PAINFULLY obvious that Sheamus is cashing in and winning, if Roman wins then who do you think he even feuds with?
>>63353527
Rey blew out his acl's like 5 times. He was pretty much the same in the ring until his last one.
>>63353630
I stopped watching WWE a while ago. Don't really care about what happens to the company anymore. It's not like they care about what happens to them. I just like laughing at you guys in exchange of (you)s.
>>63353673
>if Roman wins then who do you think he even feuds with?
The first guy you mentioned
>>63353686
Rey's a fucking awful example m8.
He slowed down notably more each time. It's just the last one was giga-shit.
>>63353660
True but he kinda got that confidence gain thing going on after defeating Kane.
>>63353644
>Hurr he'll never be da same again
I love when neckbeards use this meme. When Shawn came back from his back injury he still went on to have classic matches with literally everyone. A knee injury can't change someone like Rollins down especially since he's not even 30!
OOOHHH BOOYY!
I wonder who's winning the title at Survivor Series.
>The outlel plebbitor is still talking to himself alone in the smackdown thread.
>>63353695
>Sethfags BTFO
SUICIDE WATCH
does the ascension ever win?
>>63353731
>this literal outlel plebbitor that can't even count properly trying to make people go to his smackdown thread
kek
>>63353767
No.
They are literally going back to NXT to do the job to Gable and Jordan.
>>63353644
It's not about being able to compete the same in the ring, actual wrestling is the last thing WWE cares about (look whos been the main guy for the last 10 years) Vince will tell you that in your face, they don't even call the talent wrestlers anymore and they call the fans "WWE Universe" instead of wrestling fans
>>63353756
Thanks for the (you). Now go back to being a neckbeard mark.
WHY IS THERE WORD FILTERS?
SENPAI
DESU
F A M
T B H
![[tips bone].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OXZqPku.jpg "[tips bone].jpg")
>>63353812
>(look whos been the main guy for the last 10 years)
>>63353767
on Superstars, maybe
>>63353827
SUICIDE WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA
Was the Apollo vs. Finn match good?
>>63353812
Easy with the fedora there, my man
>>63353854
>hurr mad
kek
>>63353812
I am literally CRINGING at this post.
Have sex you fucking weirdo.
>>63353880
It was pretty great.
I feel Apollo is the clear strong-link between the two. He's basically everything Finn does plus flippier and stronger.
>>63353876
>>63353899
What does a vagina feel and taste like?
>>63353910
HOT DAMN HOLY MOLY SWEET BBY JESUS
At least we got Jey Uso back
>>63353921
Bags of sand.
>>63353910
PLOPLOPLOPLOPLOPLOPLOP
>>63353910
>>63353958
>>63353958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>63353921
It is tasteless if she is hygenic.
It feels UNREAL.
Like just please go do it, then you can stop being mad at the GOAT and provide better discussion in threads.
>>63353988
fug my benis :D
>>63353955
kek
>>63354034
>tfw had sex and now I'm a huge Roman mark.
>tfw Naomi will never smother me with her booty
>>63354075
>>63353921
A dead fish
>>63354100
kek
>>63354034
Just the fact that you coincide who someone likes to root for to virginity makes me believe you're a virgin. Despite being right about the taste. Feel was vague but correct.
>>63354070
>I fucked last night
>>63354154
>He didn't
>Seth out
>Vince desparate
>"Hey Phil, how ya doing?"
>"You ready to come back to work?"
>"I'll owe you one"
It's karma for Seth. He killed what was left of Sting's career, and now he's out for a long while. Maybe it's time for Creative to actually be...creative and make some decent storylines. The Authority angle makes no sense now
HHH tearing his quad back in the day wasn't so bad because he was not the main player at the time. Seth was the champ and the lead of the main storyline and now he's out, which leaves a very big hole to fill.
>>63354235
>No, I'm about to become popular mainstream and make more money than you can offer me by winning rigged matches in UFC
>>63354248
57 year old Sting botched the spot, that wasn't on Seth
>>63354027
^:)
>>63354350
RECORD LOWS
>>63354322
At that age they've got to consider that a possibility. They should have scripted the fight a lot better, with Seth selling like a madman until the opportune moment or something.
>>63354350
No.
>>63354347
>>63354350
^:)
>>63354350
HORNS UP FOR SETH ^:)
>>63353788
that's what I figured. that's why tag team is sucking, they need everyone to be a threat. edge/christian, dudley boys, hardy boyz style
>>63354350
^:)
>>63354350
^:)
>>63354350
it hasn't even been a week and you're already shitting up the threads fuck off seth
>>63354350
^:) desu senpai
>>63354350
^:)
Keeping you in my prayers
>>63353660
>coming back from major injury
>not a face
every time someone comes back from a major injury they are face there was one person who returned as a face got a huge pop but turned heel the same night, i cant remember who it was though.
>>63354350
(:^
>>63354322
>Someone pushing you into a table not cleared of monitors is your fault
>>63354391
>>63354350
^:)
I was actually going to kill myself this weekend but now that I heard the news that Seth is out for 6-9 months and has to vacate the title, I feel a whole new energy and will to live and love. THANK YOU BASED GOD AND THANKS JASETHY FOR BEING SHIT
>>63354503
Even Sheamus this year with that stupid mohawk got a pop. It's hard for anyone coming back from injury to not get cheered.
>listen to Glory, Glory Brock Lesnar
>it's stuck in my head again
FUCK
>>63354620
His permanent virginity.
>>63354559
>>63354620
not being mr. sexy ass lottery it sounds like.
Save us Brock.
is there a webm of seth getting hurt?
brock should be champ
>>63354638
>>63354690
There's one in the wrestling thread on /asp/ I believe.
>>63354690
>>63354638
>>63354698
This is ass time.
>>63354698
Sweet baby Jesus... Is that fucking Renee?
>>63354698
>>63354759
No thanks, I had Arby's for lunch.
Every era in wwe has a set of champs the belt revolves around
>80-96 Hogan, Savage, Hart, and Flair 12 reigns
>97-01 Austin, HHH, Rock 17 combined reigns
>02-09 HHH, Edge, Cena, Batista and Orton 35 reigns
>10-15 Cena and Orton 12 reigns
Who (other then Reigns) gets the lions share of the next eras titles?
>>63354556
Sting agreed to the spot, otherwise it wouldn't have been done.. that's like if Mick injured his back when Taker threw him off cell and everybody blames Taker for it, doesn't make sense, they know what the risks are when they step in the ring
>>63354722
>stiff ass Kane
please just get rid of this dude
>>63354759
>someone made a smackdown thread
>>63354805
Balor & Owens
>>63354620
Just lost the will to live and carry on after weeks and months of Seth Rollins being champion and having so much screentime boring me to literal death. Lost my fire after I saw the literal dog shit finish of summerslam with Jon Stewart. Was going to off myself then but they pulled out sting and I had to see sting go over Seth and become wwe champ for the first and probably only time ever. After the atrocity that was NoC with a 50% Seth beating sting and also killing him IRL it was decided that I was going to end my life. Then they advertised brock and taker for hiac II and I decided I wanted to watch what is takers last match. It wasnt his last match and now there is this unbelievably fag bray wyatt magic shit. For some reason I held it off until this weekend, and by thanks to god it was because this great news of Seth injuring himself was going to appear before then.
>>63354810
Highly doubt it anyone agrees to get pushed onto a table that's full of monitors but you must have been backstage when those terms were agreed upon
>>63354503
No I meant he wasn't a face.
The whole "I never lost it fair and square" angle pre-supposes he ever fought fair and square or it becomes a bit wobbly.
>>63354858
When was the last title change at a house show?
>>63354918
last night when Seth killed his knee
>>63354720
>>63354722
thanks pham. is that kane?
>>63354880
>wanting to kill yourself over fucking mandrama
>>63354918
Main Event back when it first started, does that count?
>>63354918
tag titles a few years back at some overseas show
>>63354811
>sethfags unite
Is this bait or are you this much of a retarded sethfag?
>>63354915
>>63354875
There were so few champs (31 from 63-96 compared to 144 champs since) I had to combine to get a sample.
>>63354964
Yeah, he still got up and did the running powerbomb spot after that too.
>Everyone who has wrestled Kane said he was very safe to perform with
>>63354805
Apollo and Corbin
>>63355024
How in any way was it Kane's fault?
>>63355024
Because he is.
>sethfags unite
>anigay
>>63354982
>being this fucking retarded
just fucking kill yourself
>>63354918
Tag belts when Air Boom had to drop the belts because of Bourne.
>>63355007
that's because the first 4 face champions all had 3 year plus reigns
>>63355024
Safe for him, Kane doesn't take bumps.
>>63355013
Based A+ player
>>63355024
Wasn't Kane's fault.
still sad for seth
watching Survivor Series 98, that skull was dope af
>>63354982
Kane hasn't wrestled a relevant match since maybe the early/mid 2000s. He's an old, stiff jobber and if he carries on with shit like that he's going to end up hurting a bunch of other wrestlers with his botch jobs. Not even a seth smark breh, just callin' it like I see it. I mean fuck at least Taker didn't look as decrepit in his old age matches. Kane just doesn't have it anymore. Put him in the HoF for his history with the company and at least let him stick around as a semi-recurring figure, but get that fat fuck and Beeg out of the ring, for gods sake.
>>63353386
>tfw Seth will be forgotten by next month just like Punk and DBry
BASED SHEAMUS
>>63355118
he was WHC like 4 years ago.
The only heel now that has any chance of getting a singles push is bray wyatt, theyve made sheamus and barret into a tag team somewhat. So it will be interesting to see who steps up as a heel because I doubt theyd have two babyfaces go at it unless they turn dean into a heel which I doubt theyd do.
Unless they have cesaro turn heel, he is a good performer in the ring. Being a heel he wouldnt have to talk much. If they have him face reigns though it would kinda suck since both can talk on the mic if the world depended on it. Hard to see zeb or heyman coming in for them though.
>>63355071
>>63355118
>jasethy injures himself
>blame Kane for literally doing nothing
>sethfags unite
https://twitter.com/WWEVacant
WAIT.
If Sheamus cashed in RIGHT NOW.
Wouldn't he automatically become champion?
You kids know this is fake, right?
>>63354284
>about to become
hahahaah
Yeah
Sure
I bet you Seth comes back before Punk is ever in the octagon
>>63355189
HOLY SHIT
BOOK IT SENPAI
Epic swerve
would mark
>mfw I'm super duper happy Seth got injured
Dude was being really boring. I feel I can actually take a breather from his over-saturated lackluster speaking and enjoy him when he comes back.
>>63354284
How's the shoulder treating ya Phil?
>>63355084
his neck is too long
Looks like I have no real reason to go to Wrestlemania anymore. Should I stop watching until Seth's return? I like KO but he is getting shit feuds and aside from him, there isn't anyone else I really like.
>based fatass
>>63355131
her and trish were always the best. and nidia
I hope this means Cena gets the belt, just cancel his other show
>>63354947
>>63354965
Nothing really compares with wwe. I didn't grow up with roh or NJPW or whatever else is out there. And they don't have the story and characters of wwe.
>>63355134
>Abu Dahbi plates
>rental
No shit.
>>63355189
I don't think creative gets that.
>>63355201
What would we do without you telling us this every thread. To you I say that at least when ref ball happens here it is intentional.
>>63355149
>he thinks the WHC title was at all relevant during the 10's
Upper midcard shit at best, rolled into the WWE title after a few years so now the midcarders can roll over each other trying to the get the irrelevant IC and US titles. WWE booking the past few years killed the WHC.
The iro-knee
RIP SETH
https://youtu.be/UMO2z2hIKQ8
>>63355260
>No real reason to go to Wrestlemania
>Not wanting to see Brock vs. Austin live.
>>63353706
How, considering he had so many of them. Rey didn't change much his first one.
>>63355380
Did everyone forget Austin is injured?
>>63355000
>>63355420
Brie is so skinnyfat its kind of off putting. She should lift so she looks like Nikki s body
>From double champ to vacated champ
You can be on top of the world in this business one day to literally having nothing the next.
>>63355154
the only good thing to come out of this is the halt to the Authority angle at least for a few weeks
I don't think Bray can ever be the top heel the dude absolutely gets 0 heat from the fans, Harper and Stroman are the ones that are over.
what should happen is the WWE should have Harper turn on Bray and join the Authority turning Bray into the crazy face deanetty has failed at being.
Del Rio and Sheamus are safe easy choices to plug in to Seth's spot but you don't want to build Wrestlemania around either.
if there was ever a time to turn Cena heel Survivor Series would be it.
>>63355326
The brand split killed the WHC. Having 2 'top' titles in the same company completely devalued them both
Nowadays they don't have any believable top stars apart from Cena
>>63355000
>jpg
nigger...
D Bry can't come back sooner. I dunno if there's anybody in the main event scene right now who I can see being champ.
>>63355260
this is my dilema as well
so glad tickets didn't go on sale a week sooner
unless Rusev gets a push there's no reason to go
How would you book Seth's return?
>>63355260
>tfw already bought my ticket
>the A+ player might miss it
yea im going to keep it and see how it turns out myself but no seth makes it worse.
>>63355473
Batista and cena were doing fine
Would Seth suffered the same fate if he did traditional work outs instead of XFit?
>>63355420
I'll be marking out hard when Sheamus cashes in.
>>63355292
wouldnt be surprised if one of the rich middle easterners gave it to him.
>>63355473
>Nowadays they don't have any believable top stars apart from Cena
>Cena on vacation now at this crucial moment
3 years ago literally 99% of smarks creamed at the thought of Cena being gone from the WWE.
"You never know what you got until you lose it"
>>63355511
No. You people act like every other wrestler with traditional workouts hasn't been injured
>>63355189
you can't have a match against no one, there is no champion.
also I'm pretty sure it's been stated that the Champion has to present at the event, which is why Seth never cashed in on and won by forfeit Lesnar during all those shows he missed
>>63355500
pre-sale was yesterday, general sale is tomorrow.
Hey Vince, ring up Big Dave and get him to come back please.
>>63355189
>At end of next RAW, Haitch comes on the Titantron and the title is brought to the ring by J&J Security and Big Show. Haitch gives shpeal on upcoming plans with the Tournament at Survivor Series. Throw in arbitrary top seeds for the IC and US Title holders and maybe a bye for the No. 1 Contender, some other bullshit no one cares about etc etc.
>Says that until a new champion is declared at SS, the title will be in the safe keeping of the Authority with J&J Security and Big Show as the "guards" of the title.
>Haitch is off the Titantron after his announcement, J&J and Big begin packing up the belt in a suitcase or whatever.
>Suddenly, a wild Shaemus appears, bashes both Js with the MITB suitcase and brogue kicks Big.
>Grabs mic, shouts for ref to cash in. Match is declared against Big Show as he's the only legal competitor in the ring.
>Match commences, dazed Big walks right into another Brogue, pinned to 3-count, chaos ensues etc etc.
>>63355519
>>63355500
>>63355509
I don't know how long it is going to take until WM is in Texas again, but I guess I'll travel for the next one. Better start saving up now.
What part of Texas are you guys from? I'm a Houstonfag, currently in College Station though
>>63355577
>big Dave finally gets his big wwe title run
Pls
>>63355511
no difference, actually he said since being mr. crossfit it was helping him keep in better shape and didnt have the same injuries he was having when he was doing normal workouts.
>>63355552
It was just 2 years ago when they were creaming themselves that Bryan beat him at Summerslam and that his elbow had swollen up like a baseball.
>>63355552
It's not like we knew that the next best thing would be Roman "The Rock's Cousin" Reigns
>>63355577
dave, carlito or del rio.
>>63355627
dallas proper here bruh, so its easier for me, still going to go most likeyl but if i can sell it for double might do it and just buy NXT and raw tickets instead.
>>63355649
>d-daniel Bryan is a d-draw
Didn't draw a dime kek
>inb4 Orton cash in
>>63355685
>Carlito
Why does everyone have such a boner for this guy?
>>63355627
I'm in Seattle but was planning a trip
>>63355552
>implying Cena won't win the SS title tournament and hold the belt until Wrestlemania
>>63355720
The whole reason I started rewatching wrestling in 2013 was cause of his entire road to wrestlemania so if that counts as not being a draw then I guess he's worse than Diesel.
>>63355726
hes pretty cool, good mic skills, when actually cares good in the ring.
>>63355726
midcard heel
>>63355627
>What part of Texas are you guys from?
Arlington. 10 minutes from the stadium. Plan on calling at 9am on the dot ready to drop $500 on a ticket.
All I have to do is get dressed, get my pre-party drink on, then get a ride to the stadium so I don't have to pay $75+ for parking plus risking getting a DWI and pretty much being walked over one block to the city jail.
I want to go to do the Axxess and possibly HoF induction ceremony if it's worth it.
>>63355726
He was a pretty good midcarder and funny as well
Some WWE marks are pissy about him because he didn't give a shit towards the end of his run.
I think the only other available guy who's good on the mic and a good wrestler is Owens but im p sure he's still in a feud with DA BIG GUY
Sauce on meme ambrose's leather jacket? I want one
>>63355746
but how do you have Cena win a tourney we assume Roman is also going to be in.
can't protect them both.
>>63355519
How do I get a cool jacket like Dean?
>>63355843
Dean turns Heel and screws Roman
>>63355746
WWEWHC open challenges!
>>63355843
You can if you put them in separate brackets and never let them in the same match. You can still make bbgurl look strong.
>>63355876
>no babyfaces
>let's turn dean heel
I am glad you don't work for wwe creative
>rollins the workhorse, wwe champ, top heel and new face of the company gone
>rusev second workhorse 2nd over heel gone
>cena the 3rd workhorse, most over face gone
how hard is vince crying bros?
>>63355865
https://shop.wwe.com/Dean-Ambrose-Replica-Jacket/W09837,default,pd.html
>>63355865
Me first:>>63355834
w2c Jean's jacket
>>63355865
$150 on wweshop or go to H&M and get a similar one for around $75
>>63355915
A-At least he has Roman
>>63355912
Not him but,
By the time the dust settles Cena will be back from fucking Khali on a beach somewhere and will be his usual babyface role.
>>63355915
Rusev is out for just a month. I'm sure he has Brock on the phone right now.
>>63355916
That's not the one he wears though
>>63355912
>no baby faces
>>63355916
>>63355920
>>63355948
>$120 for a faux leather jacket
>>63355912
You have Ziggler, Roman, Ryback, Cesaro, Cena, DB (said to be clear to wrestle) all babyface, the hell are you talkin about?
>oh shit I literally killed the company
>>63355915
He's making up for all that by bringing back Adam Rose's bunny
>yfw they bring back the curb stomp so Seth doesn't have to fall on his knees for the pedigree
Planning on proposing to my girl
>>63356021
What a great reaction gif. I'm lmao senpai
>>63356030
>You now remember The Bunny was actually on WWE's roster just 6 months ago
>>63356048
Frank, please stop and reevaluate your life
>>63356006
>Ziggler
>Ryback
>Memesaro
None of these people are holding the main title.
>>63356006
Add Neville, there's too many guys babyface to me
>>63356006
They're all midcard except for Cena who is taking time off, DB who isn't even officially back and Roman who is shit.
>>63356006
Rofl
>>63356048
I think that's too big to fit around your cock.
>>63356101
>>63356101
ayyy we gotta wise guy over here
>>63356067
>6 months ago
You mean this week
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/update-on-adam-rose-s-former-rose-bud-the-bunny-return
>>63356067
Reminder that it was Kane who got rid of the Bunny for us.
>jack swagger hasn't been on TV for over a year and he's the most over guy right now
PUT THE WWE BELT ON JACK SWAGGER NOW
>>63356180
>was literally just on SD tonight
>>63355843
Wasn't Cena taking time off?
I know he's a company man and all, but he never has time off and to give it up to come bail Vince out yet again has to be getting old.
>>63356180
>someone more bland than both Sheamus and Randy Boreton
u wot
>>63356201
Talking about since this raw where he displayed his 10/10 mic skills you dork
>>63356006
roman and ryback maybe cesaro is still trying to get away from his le reddit killing, bryan is done and ziggler is a jobber.
>>63355912
If you don't turn Dean or Roman Heel and one of them wins the title then who are they going to feud with? Sheamus? Nah that will be ass juice, somebody has to turn
>>63356231
If a billionaire called you up while on vacation and asked you to cut it short for a huge bonus, such as a six figure bonus, wouldn't you drop fucking The Great Khali for another couple weeks and come back to work?
I would.
>>63356180
Yeah put all the belts on Swagger. He's guarantee to injure everyone he wrestles.
>>63356021
>I worked my A+ son too much
>my other son randy is gone to fuck his mexican wife
im sure hes venting to steph or vince.
>>63356268
Good thing Sheamus is winning and Roman is feuding with him eh?
Whoever wins the title should be a face.
Then Bray will take it off them, and his magic powers will keep a Sheamus cash-in at bay.
>>63356328
He's venting to his daughters about not having a true son.
>>63356270
Cena has been doing that shit for 10 years. How many times has he rushed back from injury to help Vince out. Cena has never really just taken time off. And his first real vaction, he will come back early?
>>63356048
That looks like a piece of candy.
>>63356328
>he vents to Steph
>ends up getting her pregnant again
>it's a girl, his fourth
>Haitch still can't make a proper heir after 15 years whilst Shane and his wife have made not one, not two, but three proper McMahons
>>63356307
>2 people
>everyone
at least make this meme more believable.riley looks back and wonders why swaggie didnt let him break his own neck for sandbagging him and make swagger look bad, instead swagger used his power and saved his neck.
>>63356330
Still would blow cocks, only thing worse than Seth as champ is Gheamus as champ, a Roman/Gheamus feud would be the worse thing on tv
>>63356385
>his first real vacation
Seriously nigger?
>>63356374
>>63356400
trips having no sons isn't a big deal because he's basically made 3 stephs
he can literally recruit a new him to nxt to marry one of his daughters
>>63356429
>he's not a sheamus mark
Grow up
Sheamus has Cesaro and dbrys best matches in their wwe career
>>63356408
There's a reason Swaggie doesn't wrestle on RAW.
