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Upcoming MMA events:
November 6 - Bellator 145
November 7 - UFC Fight Night: Belfort vs Henderson 3
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC Fight Night: Gastelum vs Magny
News:
>Matt Brown injured, Neil Magny steps in to fight Kelvin Gastelum at TUF Latin American Finale:
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/3/9667114/kelvin-gastelum-vs-neil-magny-to-headline-tuf-latin-america-finale
>Daniel Cormier reveals PPV buys from his fight against Rumble "less than 400k", with "less than 300k" against Gustafsson:
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/daniel-cormier-on-what-makes-a-big-ufc-pay-per-view-and-alone-its-not-him
>Bobby Lashley vs Kimbo Slice to headline February 19 Bellator card:
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/4/9655754/bobby-lashley-willing-to-fight-kimbo-slice-but-wont-call-out-his
>Will Brooks supposedly assaulted by Patricio Pitbull and entourage, alleges video evidence:
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/will-brooks-claims-pitbull-brothers-assault-says-video-proof-coach-denies
>Edmond Tarverdyan files for bankruptcy, says in a statement he did it ">for free":
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/3/9662800/ronda-rousey-coach-edmond-tarverdyan-bankrupt-ufc-news
>Jon Jones signs sponsorship deal with sports nutrition company GAT:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/4/9669786/jon-jones-signs-deal-with-first-sponsor-since-being-reinstated
>Jon Jones deadlifts 585 pounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2LSriGJquE
10/10 OP
Anyone have the webm of that guy clapping aggressively cageside? I think it was when Cote fought.
schaub is forced meme
Weidman vs Vitor starting on FS1 now.
>>63331054
I'm sure giving him the attention he craves will only result in a positive outcome
very good OP
thank you
Pay attention canadian OP's
dump dan hardy respectful nod webm and this >>63331096
lol Herb Dean is so fucking inconsistent. He left Vitor get meme'd on from full mount for like 20 seconds.
>>63331199
He stops it according to who pays him more
>>63331117
Just ignore me, senpai. You started the meming first calling me lithkek for me expressing a liking for the way Yoel moves and defending him for what he does. I don't like being memed hard, but when someone asks or situation urges, I couldn't care less if I post myself here.
>more Rogan schilling on FS1
When will it end?
>>63330782
about 43 bongs for me m8 count yourself lucky
>>63330754
>I think he goes up for 155 for some time then early escape from sport for him.
It may be the only way Aldo-Pettis happens
Go up, take all the hype fights, retire
>>63331199
>just so happens to ref every Conor fight after he blows up in popularity
The truth is out there
>>63331250
How about that ad for the class action lawsuit for nfl players that suffered head trauma.
Oh fuck yes Yoel vs Machida on now
Pubs have started putting up the Rousey vs Holm posters.
>>63331286
Man you're going to be pretty butthurt when McGregor btfos Aldo lol
>team europe can't handle the american banter
top kek
>>63331410
If the fights gets called off a knockdown and the barest follow up, yeah maybe.
>>63331444
team """""""""""""""""""""""""""europe"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/660551720632651776
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/660553468554309634
O SHIT
>>63331524
>linking 4 day old tweets
please
>>63331524
>31st Oct
You trailblazer, you.
>>63331444
>Europe
>>63331410
>Conor's knee explodes from a leg kick
>Aldo goes down from a left cutting his eye
>The miraculous double injury NC is upon us
>Herb waves off woobly Aldo while Conor groans
>Dana straps Conor while Nelson holds him up
just a heads up the fucking cum stain moderator now gives you an automatic ban for using that blank character to bypass the word filter. literally fuck humanity. what a fucking embarrassment. power corrupts, anyone who wants it shouldn't have it.
Fucking love the narrator on Unleashed.
>tfw you could without a shadow of a doubt heem every here
>>63331469
What Conor fight was an early stoppage?
>>63331621
the Duffy fight
>>63331580
I really can't fathom how comically pathetic a person must be to let this minuscule amount of 'power' go to their head.
My life isn't so great right now, but I will always take solace in the fact I'm not a 4chan janitor.
Nick Diaz won rounds 1, 2, 5
>tfw I bet the utilities money again
>this time on Cummings
I hope Glover gets the flut 2 days before the fight
>>63331704
you literally couldn't have made a worse bet
>>63331628
He tapped in that fight?!?!?
>>63331763
>responding
>>63331788
I was meme'ing
RORY 2016
>>63331797
>meme
>'
>ing
>>63331810
leave me alone michael
>>63331810
meaming
>>63331823
why is it pronounced My-Call and not My-Chay-all
>>63331866
Just because man. No point in thinking about it.
new kingdom tonight lads
has there ever been a more satisfying moment in television than Nick Jones' skull clattering off the canvas after getting head kicked after refball?
>>63331866
Why isn't it pronounce My Chael?
>>63331918
Yeah when Sawyer shot Tom on LOST.
Daily reminder that Canderson got fucking memed on while on PEDs and his legacy is in shreds
I'm gonna do that left low kick, overhand right combo the next time I have to regulate on somone.
>>63331918
When JR "Chimp Out" Smith heemed the fuck out of Crowder in last seasons playoffs after Crowder had been gooning all night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmzbZpdl6hI
>>63331959
he lost all 5 rounds in a boring ass fight
RIP BADER
>>63332092
I think Bader has a shot. He could wrestlefuck
>>63332092
>breaking the news on twitter before Shillwani gets a chance to on TV
Good show, UFC Tonight
>>63331959
>that crowd
>>63332092
all bader has to do is wrestlefuck for 2 rounds
johnson will be completely gassed for the 3rd and get BTFO
>>63332144
Johnson improved his wrestling because of DC big time, also Bader is too clumsy to tame Rumble.
On the side note, I might've killed a guy with banter just now. Texting around friends if I really did, what seems likely currently. Won't post continuation to this if they are messing around with me, but might as well break the news first if I did.
>>63332092
bader will win and still wont get a title shot
>>63332269
how do you kill someone with banter
>>63332269
Lithkek - Meme, Manlet, Murderer: A /HEEM/ Tale
>>63332269
"Lithkek you stand accused of murder in the first degree, what say you in defence of this crime?"
"banter"
>>63332092
I'm hoping Bader will survive the heem missile, AJ will try to grapple and he will get out clinched for 3 rounds
Then Bader will have to try selling his chances at the title on a mic
I got greedy and poured too much crown in to my hot apple cider and now it tastes bad :(
Updated
Main Card:
Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Glover Teixeira vs. Patrick Cummins
Thomas Almeida vs. Anthony Birchak
Piotr Hallmann vs. Alex Oliveira
Rashid Magomedov vs. Gilbert Burns
Corey Anderson vs. Fabio Maldonado
>>63332510
Ha I love that you fixed that formatting after everyone complained about the tripfag fucking it up.
Here's to you, predctionman.
>>63330697
>>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/4/9670470/jose-aldo-points-to-20-year-old-nova-uniao-featherweight-as-his-successor-ufc-news
>Aldo is ready to be done with semen slurping promotions and go pasture in the beaches of Rio
Does everyone have their '>le fixed fight' memes ready to go once Conor beaches Smaldo?
Jewani:
Diaz suspension likely reduced to 18 months and fine reduced to 100k
>>63332752
o shit
this means
ufc 200 nick diaz versus lawler 2?
>>63332092
Will Bader and Rumble headline that card?
Jewani: Werdum/Cain 2 possibly Feb 6 in vegas for superbowl weekend
>>63332765
No way, Diaz ain't gettin no title shots, he'll fight someone like Bisping
>>63332510
Hendo
Glover
Almeida
Oliveira
"Giblert" Burns
Maldonado
If I had to actually pay my hard earned dollars on UFC products I wouldn't even follow this 'sport'
I cant be the only one
>its a house fight episode
**REMINDER**
Nick Diaz is 1-3 since returning to the UFC
NIck Diaz last win was in 2011 over a Lightweight
>>63332982
I'd rather watch Diaz fight than any of the current champs except for Robbie & Dillashaw
BREAKING NEWS!
After tonight's TUF Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen YES! The Fighter and The Kid will be on Fox Sports 1
Cormier and Florian are also picking Hendo to win.
HA HA
TIME FOR KINGDOM
>>63332765
Only if Lawler loses
time to close heem until I'm caught up on everything
night boys
>>63333131
g'night mum
Why is the Reebok shit so, so awful? It's like they are actually trying to insult the fans. What they are putting out is honestly the worst product I have ever seen from an apparel company of that size in my life.
I wouldn't want that garbage if it was free, then you see the prices and you have to wonder if they are just memeing
>>63331918
When House Kumar killed himself
>>63333389
I wonder too. If maybe Dana somehow is behind a scheme to have them (reebok) sabotage the ufc so he HAS to sell. I've heard he works way too hard for almost nothing.
>>63333389
How long is the Reekek contract for? I thought it was only one year.
>>63332475
>I got greedy and poured too much crown in to my hot apple cider and now it tastes better :)
ftfy
is this a new episode?
You can tell by this guy explaining his strategy that he's going to get his ass kicked.
>>63332510
Vitor by KO
Teixeira by KO
Almeida by KO
Hallman by submission
Magomedov by decision
Anderson by beastin
>>63334627
I think so. Last week was a replay iirc.
>>63334627
yes
Who /ReadyForMemeKicks/ here?!?!
Monthly reminder that Rumble has lost every single fight where his opponent got at least 1 (one) takedown. In a deeper weight class, he'd be considered a heavier Melvin Guillard.
>>63334933
why the thin mustache?
>>63334933
man I really like rumble but he needs to fix that problem in his game and I don't think the blackzillians are going to be the people to do it.
time to move on humble
How the fuck did that argument start I wasn't watching
>>63334999
I think the guy got butthurt at the drunk guy talking to much shit so he started talking about the most boring fights and said it was the drunk guy
>>63334999
>got drunk
>one guy says the other guys fight was boring and that he wasn't gonna advance to next round because of it
>egos take over
>>63334999
The guy with the molestache is insecure that the only reason he's still in the competition is because the judges fucked his opponent out of a decision win, so he needs to maintain his frame or some other beta shit.
What a fag
>>63334575
C A L L E N
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>>63332973
>that file name
Kek. Cerrone said that Benson wound up being cool with it.He told Donald sometime after the fight something like I "got" the first one and you got the second.
WE ROGAN COMMERCIAL SHILLING NOW
My nigga Thanh the whitest looking asian I've every seen bru
>>63335277
nice meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9o6krTi5rA
>>63335318
R8 my meme?
>urijah coaching his guys the whole way through
>conor pops in 5 seconds before the fight
>>63335404
Yes someone is watching. I have a feeling the Swedish (?) guy is gonna lose. He seems to be trying to channel Conor too.
This swede about to find out what american meme kicks are all about
>Thanks for the Australian food, Anon.
>>63333389
Reebok only survived because of smart sponsorship deals and and sticking a union flag on their products. So the UK as a base was a stable, solid market for them that let them compete with addidas and nike, challenging Puma for third.
Their shit though
>get lucky takedown off a trip
>throw 3 strikes in 3 minutes
oh shit that punch
Fucker stole the round with that knockdown!
10-9 USA
>special fighter and the kid edition of tuf talk
It would be hilarious if Conor showed up for the fight while he's still taking off his Game of War commercial costume
>>63335575
>let them compete with adidas
I'm pretty sure Adidas owns Reebok.
>>63335660
Schaub trashes TUF all the time on their podcast. He really is keking the shit out of the UFC/Fox/Reebok.
Hopefully the boring ass grappling is over.
>>63335707
Let didn't even throw a single meme kick that round.
this is aldo's shirt, i don't see why it's so hard for reebok to make a shirt like this and not the dogshit they put out.
>Swede said he was going to destroy the meme kicker
>has done nothing
>giving up mount from that crap
kek
I don't know what Faber was thinking with this matchup.
Meme Le btfo
>Gallichio with the suitcase
my sides
his grapPling was TEERRIYAABLLLEE
>>63335990
He's pretty funny. I watched his podcast with Sam Alvey and it wasn't bad. But I think they release an episode like once a month.
>>63336073
>Asian Bryan Callen
Man Callen is great at everything.
callen bombing LOL
YFW callen never gets invited back to TUF talk
>>63336141
>>63336103
What did he say?
>Callen is 50 years old and acts like that
>>63335879
no .__.
>>63335758
well he choked him so pretty much signed and delivered
>GAT
>I must buy GAT related products now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUi07rIYIQ
>>63334575
That was the funniest thing that has ever happened on The Fighter and the Kid and Schlub acts like he's offended. His reaction is 10x's more embarrassing than a nearly 50 year old man farting into a microphone.
>>63339958
>Belief
It should be called "Failure"
>>63340327
glorious
>>63339926
ufc.tv
>>63340571
do you think he got b& because this is /sp/, not /r/ and because asking for stream links is clearly against the rules which we all ought to take extremely seriously?
>>63340671
well heem is a little lax on that mods have found out i guess. at least we have youtube streams that many a regional promoter have.
mods are cu cks, that's a fact
what is TUF talk? some Fox post-TUF-show thing?
Looks like the rest of November is absolutely chock full of great fights. Which single fight are you most looking forward to, heem?
>tfw Johny hires this guy instead of Dolce and wins the HW title in 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ
>>63340671
Speaking of /r/, anyone got a link to one of those times Rogan started talking about bbc on a podcast? I need it for future reference
>>63341198
Yeah, basically. They have some good analysts on sometimes, while other times they have uninsightful commentary from the likes of people like Callen
>>63341247
i got you covered, senpai
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446717007862.webm
>>63341206
It would have been Brown vs Gastelum but I guess now it's Cho Chay Check vs Letourneau.
>>63341247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBv7HOd-bSc
>>63341315
>>63341335
Thanks, guys
>>63341211
Christ I never knew how much I hated this man until I watched this
> Fat piece of shit
> Le "I put sriracha on everything" meme
> Edgy, try hard restaurant name and theme
> Constantly cussing to seem edgy
> Constant referencing of his hangovers to remind everyone that he parties hard
> Showing off his golden switch blade like a fucking neck beard
> He eats like a sloppy fucking pig, can't even take one bite without smearing his face
God damn what the fuck.
this weekend cannot come soon enough
the last time i watched an event was literally october 3rd
>>63341247
missing bader
>>63341411
>Edgy, try hard restaurant name and theme
>Constantly cussing to seem edgy
But he didn't even take the easy edge of calling canola oil by its original name: rapeseed oil. Imagine:
>Then I put the rapeseed oil all up in my eggslut sandwich
So, embedded starts this weekend and the first episode premieres on fox.
How buys will 193 do?
>>63341335
Why do guys with average dicks project so hard? Hungary and France average dick size is just as big as the biggest African nations.
Sorry that all Americans are German or Irish, kek.
>>63339985
Brondor wanted to show is deep thinking mature side by bringing up the gop debates and callen immediately recognized that this would piss off the majority of their 12 year old- fanbase so he haad to think fast. Callen is a hero.
Do people unironically think Bader has a chance against rumble?
have they seen what his fight against Phil Davis was like?
>>63334575
That actually made me laugh Callen is such a goober.
>>63341681
Have they seen what his fights against Kosher, Vitor, DC looked like?
>>63341704
Yes.
DC is the only one I'd consider relevant and Ryan Bader isn't close to the same caliber of wrestler.
>>63341621
I would never have expected Rousey vs Correia to reach 900k. Let's not forget that one was in the wake of 189, which had the full marketing push. 190 was almost an afterthought it seemed.
So this one, with a proper full marketing push? It has to break 1 million, doesn't it?
>>63341721
Well, there was "bad blood" to help hype that fight up, and Correia made a much bigger effort to sell the card than most UFC challengers do, overmatched or not.
>>63341733
Fair point. That Bethe suicide line seemed to reach pretty far. Holm is a bit milk toast by comparison to the fiery Bethe
>>63341745
>milk toast
>>63341745
It's just hard to say, the usual rules don't seem to apply to Ronda. It's a non-North American card, which don't usually sell well, but so was the Correia fight. And this card actually has some decent fights underneath it, unlike 190 which was dreadful on paper (and in execution).
It'll depend on how well they hype up Holm's boxing credentials & her undefeated record to casuals.
What if JJ calls out Ronda after her fight?
>>63341721
Rousey is just like mayweather now. Sport is rarely looked into except for some figure. Sucks to witness this.
Pic related is the continuation. I am blocked in their friend circle. Jesus Christ.
>neil magny has fought 10 times in the past 2 years
>can't remember a single one of his fights
>>63341910
erick silva
demian maia
and a bunch of who's
So if Ronda actually stands with Holm and manages to wobble her, do you think Winkeljohn will let her die?
http://www.boxing.com/the_betrayal_of_holly_holm.html
>>63341905
Did he died?
>>63341745
>milk toast
>>63341905
Nice blog faggot
>>63342036
Fighters painted like French girls time? Fighters painted like French girls time.
is the austrian guy still here
I need a new mouse, hows the logitech m500? I am willing to pay around 30€
>>63342052
depends on what you need it for. if you need it for work then I'd buy one of those standard microsoft. if you want a gaming mouse then get a g502 because it's probably the best one you can get at the moment and compared to other models it really isn't that expensive. imo it pays off to spend more money on a mouse
>>63342052
just go on twitch and look up the top streamers for your favorite FPS then scroll down to their specs and copy their mouse
>>63342093
>>63342252
Im not looking one for gaming, just general use
>>63342257
do you have big hands or small hands
>>63342263
big hands
>>63341905
Lithkek you're heeming people with your words now.
Just how far do you plan to go?
>>63342285
Logitech MX 518
>>63341315
Wtf is wrong with Rogan
did c
>>63341905
greentext the whole story if you're going to post about it at all, you kek desu
>>63342511
This t
Wow Vast Guy / Boulder Clench taking up almost a quarter of the promo poster, someone at UFC goofed hard. Also /r/ing McGregor / Siver shoop
>>63342558
This card cannot fail.
If Aldo or McGregor pulls out, both Frankie and mendes are prepared to go 5 rounds no problem. Holloway or Stephens or even Faber vs Saenz could be moved to fill the TUF finale card.
Jacare and Romero will also be in fighting shape should Rockhold pull out.
>>63342471
He made some decent points about signing 5+ fight contracts and complaining about pay without testing free agency. He also gave Rousey a bit of stick for hanging up on the conference call when she got asked about Travis Browne.
Anyone know if c
>>63342633
Rockhold is going to beat Weidman
which is why Weidman will be the one to pull out
>>63342732
Lol'd
>>63342732
then Jacare can fight Rockhold again and Camozzi can fight Romero
it all works
>>63342743
Weidman would lose to Jacare, Rockhold and Romero. He is not great and shouldn't be cocky expecting people getting on his ride. Straigh delusional believing there was much skill in Silva snapping his leg and soggy sausage looking Vitor not being able to fend off a takedown.
>>63342780
>Weidman would lose to Jacare, Rockhold and Romero.
Please guys, not in the AM. My sides aren't prepared for this yet
Freire is free money tomorrow.
Daniel Strauss has been partying all week with a porn star and smoking weed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/5/9673566/freddie-roach-georges-st-pierre-planning-six-week-test-training-camp
>2016
The return of JBJ, GSP, and cAnderson Silva
https://instagram.com/p/9tGvwVzgvb/
has he just come from a wedding
Are the odds on this fight out yet? Literally bet everything on Paige.
>>63342827
Have you also seen that on ratprick's channel?
>>63342967
Holdsworth back when
Is Lion's Den still a thing?
Glory got a deal with ESPN to air on espn2 and espn3
Pretty dank
>>63342780
post a bet slip
>>63342967
i still wish it was JoJo desu
Tyron Woodley is an idiot. There is no way he is going to get a title shot without winning another fight. There is literally no hype around him getting one to begin with. He is a dummy for believing anything Dana says and is just wasting his career by not taking fights.
>tfw it's snowing already
>>63343123
Lucky motherfucking, where do you live?
>>63343168
Not that guy, but I live in CT and it snowed a couple weeks ago (although nothing accumulated)
>>63343182
We just got this fucking cold as fuck frost so it's freezing when I bike of in the morning and its cold and in the afternoon its too damn hot
>>63343018
I train there. It's 15 bucks a month. 20 bucks a month for privates with Ken. I got good partners too like Joe Hurley and some other guys. Guy Mezger was there too one time but all he did was scream at Ken from the door.
Kelvin Gastelum (24)
Thomas Almeida (24)
Max Holloway (23)
Albert Tumenov (23)
Yair Rodriguez (23)
Ray Borg (22)
Will any of them hold a belt?
>>63343182
I live in CT over here! what a coincidence my CT repping friend!
>>63343336
only gastelum might
almeida will get exposed
holloway will be that second best guy
tumenov will get rassled
yair will get rassled
who?
>>63343336
Ray would be champ in 2 years tops if there were a 115 pound division
When is this eggs are good for you meme for fighters going to end? They're literally horrendous for your health.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLnzRgSm6lE
>>63343123
>>63343168
>living somewhere it gets cold
>>63341362
dad-tier moves right there
>>63343355
>who?
Some manlet meme that has like 2 fanboys here, so I thought I'd include him.
>>63343423
Don't backtrack. He's 22 and top 10 and exciting as fuck to watch if you're a grappling fan.
>tfw I just remembered Rizin is announcing Fedor's opponent tomorrow, I'm guessing they'll do it on the Bellator show.
Get hyped lads
>>63343432
I'm not backtracking, I was explaining why included him.
>>63343442
that's exactly what a backtracker would say
>>63343441
Shawn Jordan has been campaigning hard for a crack at Fedor
>>63343497
Looks like you've got a mystery to solve on your hands, champ.
>>63343384
Joanna is literally fighting a middle aged mom
>>63343540
>wmma
>>63343505
His kind of skill level would make a great opponent tbph, it's a shame all of those guys are signed to the UFC
>>63343556
Shawn Jordan isn't signed with anyone right now.
Imagine if UFC would send Jon Jones just to make the UFC look good and as a fuck you to Fedor, Rizin would take it super hard because it's fucking money.
>>63343384
I see Poland has KFC. It looks cold and miserable there.
Would you have beaten her in a fight when you were 8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozrb0SaxTu0
>>63343656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apA58TjIa_c
>>63343656
Um, she wasn't born yet when I was 8 dummy.
>>63343668
put her on her back and she would be worthless
You think Ronda has any weird kinks?
>>63343656
sex differences aren't that big at that age and I wouldn't have spent ~3/4 of my life training
>>63343718
this
>>63343735
>Brown
>>63343656
>tfw Ronda will never be your tomboyish best friend growing up
>tfw you will never go on adventures innawoods with each other
>tfw you will never build a dummy together and put clothes on it then drop it from an overpass onto a busy highway causing a massive pileup
>>63343829
The Good Son?
>>63343930
Yes.
First event of the month tomorrow. Pretty good card by lellator standards.
>>63343973
>Brown
>>63343973
literally who cares: the month
>>63343973
kek
>>63343973
is this satire?
I wish we had webms with sound tbqh
>>63343973
i wish we could just skip ahead to this week
>>63343973
>UFC every weekend except Christmas break right into January
amazing
>>63344119
>>63344120
wishmind
>>63344133
quality > quantity
does the UFC still employ big brown or is fox paying him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_zC-KwOHg
>>63344120
I'm going to have a good birthday watching 194 and sitting home alone eating tacos
