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Old thread >>63287653
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Interesting sub edition
>>63321369
>claim to be a first world country
>no free higher education
pmsl at how shit /bet/ is now with all the soccerway slugs
Bayern DNB
L A R G E
>>63321383
>>63321369
These so-called students! Why in my day I had to walk 15 miles through the snow to get to my pure mathematics class!
>>63321417
Manny Pacquiao to beat Khan 1.57 with PP. Surely a bet.
>>63321316
Why Winchester? I lived there until two years ago, nice town.
>>63319939
>tfw thought this was the Swede with the big roll and have been taking his tips
ffs into the filter you go
Scandinavian liberation from christianity shrewdies edition
>>63321478
>>63321383
Le bitter minimum wage shelf stacker man detected
Pukas u19 desu
>>63321530
>muh rball
wins though.
>>63321486
Lovely cathedral.
>>63321543
I hope so friend
>>63321478
Because that way you'd actually get in the smartest people instead of the ones with the richest parents. Maybe they'd actually care about studying instead of partying.
>>63321591
My finger nails with water if Pukas don't win
>>63321591
ya mums pussy
>>63321623
*Puskas
>>63321591
(if you dont reply, I'll assume mummy is making you chicken nuggets and smiley faces again tonight.)
>>63321591
chicky nug-nugs and smiles desu senpai
Large staking Legia U19 DC
>>63321591
Chicken & Rice
>>63321591
Dominoes tbqhwy
>>63321645
Smiley faces are GOAT m7
>>63321591
Special steak
>>63321444
It's actually quite sad this mindset is so prevelant here. Older people have always been bitter towards the younger generations for having it "easier."
Let's see those early November spreadsheets /bet/
Why can't I find Bellerin on the score market ffs
I see an Alex Iwobi but apparently he's a winger so he might get subbed in
>>63321684
Havent made a bet yet.
Cant get back into it.
Send help.
>>63321591
pasta
>>63321686
Bellerin is injured m8, he isn't playing
Some chav slags are arguing outside of my flat. What should I do
>>63321726
rape them
>>63321684
>cant profit in asia
Tears!
>>63321726
Go out and offer them £100 each to suck your dick. Take pics and post here.
>>63321686
Because you took too long rather than getting on when it was announced.
>Expecting bookies to leave him listed for your convenience
It was a miracle they left him on there until this morning desu
>>63321719
no shit reason why I wanted to use him as my pre bet
>>63321738
>knows he's injured
>has to ask why he's not on there
absolute tears if you aren't UAC from the DAC match
>>63321762
he was on there even after he was announced injured m8
>>63321737
Didn't know a player could be listen then removed
>>63321731
they sound quite ugly, wouldn't desu
>>63321734
they're wearing trackies and caps. Worth £5 at most
>>63321870
FINLAND
YES
>>63321778
Sorry, came home late because was borrowing money against tv and family's antiques
>>63321870
Read a book please.
>>63321870
Saw a video on worldstar yesterday where a Finnish lady was being a racist. Don't get all goodie goodie, Teemu
wow lads skenderrrrrrrr playing tomozza, do you think they'll fix
>>63321757
What percentage of Scottish people in Scottish unis would be there if they had to pay the same fees as English people in English unis?
I'd go for 60% at best.
>>63321948
Please have sex
Is William Hill a gud bookie?
>>63321989
They're among the better ones
>>63321975
PLEASE get a job.
>>63321870
He's correct though, and I'm not right wing.
>>63322002
Apprentice and part time plumber here m8 already made it in life tears at you
>>63321975
The only things I do are have sex and read books my friend ;)
>>63321986
Yeah, but they would be working in Primark if they didnt go to uni. The people who are in trades just now are the same people who would be in trades if others had to pay for uni
PUSKAS WILL NEVER SCORE
lyon zenit thoughts?
>>63322038
Zenit to score over 1.5 team goals
For the Bayern-Arse game:
Put your pre £50 on over 0.5 Goals.
Then put your Inplay £50 on 0-0.
>>63322027
>Yeah, but they would be working in Primark if they didnt go to uni.
They're doing the exact same after they graduate with their worthless degree though; or they're not working at all.
A graduate in Sociology or History of Art isn't going to be recruited by a firm with a graduate scheme. They will be working in McDonalds or Primark when they do manage to get a job. So why delay the inevitable and pay for them to mess about for 3 years at the taxpayer's expense?
Either go to university and study a degree where there is a job market, or do not go at all.
>>63321813
Maybe I should've have phrased it better but yes the middle class will benefit more than the working class. Mainly because universities are prominently middle class.
>>63321870
You do realise that in the UK if you can't afford to pay back the loan you don't have to and what's left gets written off after 30 years
>>63321961
Probably 80% I would say but only 50% of graduates are getting jobs that require a degree. So they might be more productive to the economy filling gaps in trade sectors where we have skill shortages
It is said that Robin Hood fought against the looting rulers and returned the loot to those who had been robbed, but that is not the meaning of the legend which has survived. He is remembered, not as a champion of property, but as a champion of need, not as a defender of the robbed, but as a provider of the poor. He is held to be the first man who assumed a halo of virtue by practicing charity with wealth which he did not own, by giving away goods which he had not produced, by making others pay for the luxury of his pity. He is the man who became the symbol of the idea that need, not achievement, is the source of rights, that we don’t have to produce, only to want, that the earned does not belong to us, but the unearned does. He became a justification for every mediocrity who, unable to make his own living, has demanded the power to dispose of the property of his betters, by proclaiming his willingness to devote his life to his inferiors at the price of robbing his superiors. It is this foulest of creatures — the double-parasite who lives on the sores of the poor and the blood of the rich — whom men have come to regard as a moral ideal. And this has brought us to a world where the more a man produces, the closer he comes to the loss of all his rights, until, if his ability is great enough, he becomes a rightless creature delivered as prey to any claimant — while in order to be placed above rights, above principles, above morality, placed where anything is permitted to him, even plunder and murder, all a man has to do is be in need. Do you wonder why the world is collapsing around us? That is what I am fighting… Until men learn that of all human symbols, Robin Hood is the most immoral and the most contemptible, there will be no justice on earth and no way for mankind to survive.
>>63322053
>0-0 in a game where both team are playing to win
Also it's the Allianz Arena, chances of it ending goalless are as much as you losing your virginity
Roma and BTTS
Olympiakos (-1)
Lyon and Zent BTTS
Gent and Valencia BTTS
>>63322063
50% of all graduates, maybe. But much more from people graduating from good unis with good degrees. But again, my point is the people in stupid degrees arent suited to the trade sector anyway.
>>63322107
>>63322053
>>63322052
>>63322033
>betting
>>63322080
nice copy pasta Tory boy
>>63322119
Don't worry they'll score now
>>63322138
wah wah goo goo wah
>>63322138
not a Tory though you limp dick beta.
They are probably 10% better than Labour at best.
Unreal guess answer on eggheads just now lids
>tfw when you win a bet
>>63322053
Is this legal.
BATE +3 was just over 2.00 earlier if I remember right, now at 1.83 and probably going to drop further
>>63322281
>that feel when when
>It's a UK political debate thread
baka
>>63322306
Would be worth something if they were playing at home. Suarez will munch on them
>>63322327
UK politics is much more intelligent than US politics.
>vote for me or you're racist ;)
>vote for me or you're misogynist ;)
>build wall!
nice
Are you lads going to bet on the "amazing" offer from bet365 for the Bayern - Arsenal match?
>>63322375
£50 on Bayern and idk what inplay
Wow arsenal are 8 to beat bayern tonight
Are the bookies aware that arsenal beat them 2 weeks ago?
This is value
>goal kicks in first 10 minutes; over 1.5 @ 1.66
is this new?
>>63321591
Had a roast chicken with tiger bread, baby tomatoes, grapes, sausage roll and some greek yoghurt and honey. Got a bag of Terrys chocolate orange for the footy too.
>>63322300
>being middle class assumes that the family have money and don't need to work
>>63322421
lel
>>63321591
>>63321673
This. Uni knows what's up
Arsenal to miss a penalty is free money, history will repeat itself tonight lads.
2-0 Bayern
>>63322446
>pretending to be a wog on /bet/
tearz
Ordering take out is like placing a bet with no chance of winning
>money out the window
>get fat
>>63322488
Atleast you have Josefine to give you some sloppy toppy senpai
on the Leon Huanuco train Tbh
PUSKAS UAC
LUX SURREAL
Seriously what is everyone doing with their inplay? Thinking 3-1 or 4-1 Bayern
>Janny banning me for that webm post
Top kek. Get a sense of humor you mong
DAC £160
AMA
>>63322636
On what lid?
>>63322652
New suit
>>63322670
ree
did you make it back on lux though lid?
>>63322694
Made £50 back on Lux m8
>you will never use your /bet/ winnings to buy a comfy ranch in colorado
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/145-Bull-Run_Canon-City_CO_81212_M17567-66379?row=7&ex=CO582725564
had too much caffeine
literally shaking lads
is this what value feels like?
WTB for bet365 offer lids.
>>63322812
£50 pre match on under 2.5
£50 in game on under 2.5
>>63322792
800k whew. Here was I thinking US houses were cheaper
>>63322812
Pregame: Bayern or Arsenal
Inplay: Draw
>>63322801
kek
>>63322835
suicide
>>63322801
When i find value i usually keep the odds open incase they drop without me on and pray nobody sees it since i bet small markets
>>63322792
Colorado has been a nice place to live so far. Lots of attractive women, everyone is active, lots to do, and nice weather
Anyone ever had Bet365 void their bets from taking advantage of the inplay offer for guranteed profit??
>>63322812
You to be turning up too late to properly exploit it at 1.000001
>>63322905
No because people here don't waste an offer like this for some tiny profit
>>63322923
except the government now sells on that debt
Bayern HT/FT desu
Anyone know a bookie that doesn't require a minimum deposit? Never to cover my o0.5
>>63322993
Skybet has a smaller minimum deposit than most (£5) if that's any help
>>63322973
The government lose far more money on those loans than they get back through interest. The interest is relatively small compared to regular loans, and epople don't even pay it back until they earn a fairly tidy sum. Most of it is going to be written off anyway.
The only winners are the universities themselves.
>>63322993
ur mums got no minimum deposit
>>63322900
>>63322840
This one's £260k lids
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1445-Chestnut-St_Canon-City_CO_81212_M12246-19389?row=46
>>63322923
I simply oppose it on moral ground. Being against free uni doesnt mean I support anything the tories do/have done.
Shitty Bayern line up. Going Arsenal +1
BAYERN - 1.5
MAINSTREAM SPECIAL
HURRY NOT MUCH TIME
>>63323307
Tears
>>63323307
on medium
Is there anything that looks less appealing than the #LadbrokesLife?
James Mckeown
Just now · Tipster · Edited
Bochum U19 vs Wattenscheid U19 - Under 8 goalline - Bet365 - Medium @ 2
Hi where is the value at? :D:D:D
>betting on Bayern
Goal shy Bayern haven't scored in more than TWO hours of football, they haven't shown any improvement in their home form all season and Joel Campbell has NEVER been on the losing side against Bayern.
Arsenal @ 8.5 is THE bet
Duck speed?
Bayern is a S P E C I A L
Anyone betting on Troicki v Lopez? Mad scenes from Troicki in that last set
Chelsea -1,5 is the bet? Mou under immense pressure fighting for his job right now, will be very motivated to win this game
Been drilling Chelsea on freshies all day since plane landed from Monaco, unreal price
>Assnal almost scoring 30 seconds in
It's going to be a long night for the dumbfucks who betted in this game
>>63323676
Troicki has cost me unreal amounts of money from choking so it's always good practice to lay him whenever possible.
>Leading 5-3, serving for the match against Mannarino
>40-15 in the last
>Oh this is in the bag
>Come back to see he lost 7-5
I've never felt so betrayed
/blog
I haven't been paying attention to the champions league this season so I thought tonight's games were the 2nd leg in the round after group stage so I put my risk free inplay bet on Bayern 4-1 thinking they'll be gunning for it so they don't lose on aggregate
>>63323892
Are you dense?
Chelsea is a mainstream special, so many pellets are ready for the utter mongs backing Dynamo Kiev thinking that the Ukrainian league is anywhere near the English one.
>>63323951
Dynamo Zagreb beat Arselel
>>63323976
Thanks soccerway, what's your point?
>bayern doubters on suicide watch
>urzil
>>63324067
I bet you pooped your pants right there.
No value betting on Bayern. They could win 15-0 for all i care
>>63324006
My point is I proved you wrong mouthbreather.
>>63324205
pmsl
fucking didnt get on lewa. Might go for 3-1
Life changing amounts on Chelsea, cannot watch I'm shaking so much, going for a long walk with the dog, hopefully come back to a win
My bellerin bet has gone void already, does that mean my in play is no longer risk free
4-0 Bayern this one
THAT WAS A FUCKING PEN
>>63324205
Americans once again making a case for why everybody should filter them on here
>>63324314
Are you actually this stupid
>>63324372
Samefagging won't get you anywhere.
>Implying I give a shit if you filter me
>You probably still won't
Drink some bleach
>>63324314
>average labour voter
>Olympiacos conceeding
Reminder most of you pay £70 a month for pictures of this in a "betting" group.
>>63324596
fap worthy. How do I join?
What's the in-play bet lids
Easy money
>>63324787
what the fuck's wrong with your nail on your thumb
>>63324748
Took -1.25 at the start, wish i took Lewa FGS
>>63324748
Chelsea SW
Gent first goal
Barcelona HT but they just scored a pen ffs
>>63324787
>that thumb
holy shit
>>63324787
>50 danish krona
a whole £4.73, absolute madman
Valencia dirty monkeys
>>63324787
>that thumb
what the fuck
MACKERS WANTS 25K ON CHELSEA -0.5
B A Y E R N
UNREAL
N
R
E
A
L
Need Bayern to score a pen lads
MAINSTREAM SPECIAL
HUP
>>63325083
zzz
>>63325065
Looking pretty good 2bh, they've brought the refs
>>63325111
Imagine being this much of an envious little slug
only up 6 digits this year
zzzzzzz
hopefully things pick up in 16'
>>63325121
Need it senpai
>>63324971
How do Gent look?
Need another Barca goal like A I R
Bilbao is some massive value
on large - 20 unit play
>>63325230
dominating so far, should have made a goal on atleast 2 occasions. Valencia reduced to defending mostly.
However wouldnt bet on it myself, but predicting a gent implosion in 2nd half
>tfw Bayern are scoring too soon
Oh God Arsenal are shit
A L A B A
U A C
A
C
no more goals this half pls. I've bayern 3-0 ht @8.
>just realized i cashed out a risk free bet at half the sum invested
Zenit desu
>>63325444
post slip
>>63322983
IMAGINE etc..
Who comfy here?
On a side note I'm on a streak of 10 or so winning tips posted on /bet/ atm.
>>63325444
Nice one mate, how much did you have on it?
Bayern 0.75 @1.7 worth?
>>63325557
Bayern 3-0 was only 3.6? Or did you get on it during the half?
>>63325566
Long story but I blew my 4 figure roll recently ~>7k and had to start from scratch and got my roll up to 4 figures again ~1.4k only to blow it again so I only had 21 quid on it because I've a deposit limit on my account. Tears at me but I've learned my lessons (I hope).
>>63325704
Got on around 33rd min. The bet is 3-0 at half.
>>63325783
How long did it take for you to waste the 7k?
>>63325783
Top kek senpai
>>63325869
a week. The highlight was a 3k chase bet on corners in some random Peruvian reserve match that lost irc.I built the roll up from 50 euro and I thought I was invincible.
wah wah goo goo wah
>>63325988
An important lesson in the importance of bankroll management and discipline.
>>63325988
Tears, senpai.
I think there's a subreddit for gambling addiction. Give it a try man
>>63325988
iktfb, same thing happened to me last year when i started out.. luckily my chase match was the chelsea vs slippard one, where i went MEGA on chelsea @ 5.5 or something.. took my winnings and quit for a while after that, and now i'm way more stable
>not bankrolling Gent
kek
>>63323532
>English "football"
B A Y E R N
A
Y
E
R
N
imagine not being on chelsea
>not being on Leverkusen
Same movie than 2 weeks ago. Watch the cumback
>>63326350
Well in lid
>Arsenal getting their shit together
Do fuck off
Canucks/Pens o5
>>63325345
Good call mugglet
>>63326301
you're a tad late Canadian lid
>>63326456
I'm at work and just checked the game.
This Olympiacos clown misses a penalty and then misses an empty netter
GRAB A PEN ROBBEN LAD
>>63326533
I SAID A PEN NOT A GOAL YOU CUNT
Now I just need Arsenal to score and then keep Bayern out for the rest of the match
ROBBEN
O
B
BASED
E
N
>>63326604
Need Bayern to keep a CS
>tfw underestimated Bayern
>>63326604
need one more goal from each, got on 5-1 after the first goal, don't think arse will make it though lad
IMAGINE not special taking Bayern handis
up 73 EU from a 50 EU free bet bonus
feels good man
>imagine not being on bayern
Oh wait I know that feel
>>63325466
Utter utter if you weren't on
>>63323532
>Britips
HELLO ROBBEN WHERE IS PEN
>>63327106
>Americans not understanding irony
>>63327106
>You
Shaking.
Need 1 more Arsenal goal.
sweating lads
Ozil pls score for 3 hunna
>>63322586
Cash out or nah?
Fuck off arsenal
>>63327269
Why didnt you put the free £50 on this????
>>63327269
shaking
>>63327314
I switched to betfair recently so thats where all my money is and i've reached my monthly deposit so I could only put 30 in to 365
>>63327296
I have Bayern 4-2 and it IS happening so you should cash out soon.
>>63327269
here is two otters for good luck
>>63327269
Flip a coin, heads = cash out, tails = don't cash out
>>63327357
>having deposit limits
>>63327357
>>63327396
I didn't realise I had one until this morning but it takes 24 hours to change it so i was out of luck
>>63327394
>cashing out
>under any circumstances ever
>not retarded
never cash out, too much juice for the bookies on the long run
CHELSEA YOU FUCKING MONGS
Chelsea seems that is going to lose a lot of money for a lot of people
>>63327474
you are correct but to be honest if its your £50 risk free bet on some high odds thing then cashing out is fine imo
its all about if you have the MINERALS or not
>muh chelsea mainstream special
>j west
top kek
I was gonna put £50 on Munich since I was certain they'd win at home.
Then £50 risk-free on 4-1 cus I felt good about it, but then someone talked me out of it.
I feel bad atm desu
get your losses back by going LARGE on Stoke vs Chelsea on the weekend
>>63327778
So what did you bet on?
>>63327720
You're going to look like a right mug in a few minutes when they score, you seething little slug.
>>63327720
>THE TOWN, COUNTY AND COUNTRY OF YOU
>IWOBI BACKERS
LMAO
>>63327720
Seething desu
