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Who /WaitingForSeason2/ here?
Who /BalorClub/ here?
>>63299437
>/wwe/ General #1603
>Starts thread with outlaw wrestling
>Cockroach hid under the TV.
>... .... my amibos
What did she mean by this?
>outlaw OP
>>63299475
She can't get to her amiibos which are in the display case under her tv, because she is scared of the cockroach
>that absolute no-reaction Seth got on his entrance for the Main Event
Felt literally bad for him.
>>63299475
she means
>fuck nintendo only neckbeards like it, amiibos are cockroaches
>>63299437
>tumblr gif
>spain
>bandito lucha
three strikes, you're out
>>63299490
asuka is fucking adorable.
and could knock me out with a kick.
>>63299507
No one pops for anyone on Main Event
>>63299520
Admittedly, I have no clue what she meant by that, thats just what I imagined.
>>63299414
When all the men in your country would rather fap to cartoons then have sex with woman you have to improvise.
>>63299464
Who are these literal who midgets?
>>63299524
Everyone else got a louder reaction.
>>63299510
>he doesn't watch Lucha Underground
Do you hate fun or something?
>>63299507
>>63299524
>>63299544
Xavier good the loudest pop of the night desu
>she comes back, beats charlotte in 17 seconds and starts squashing every diva
how hard do you mark /wwe/?
How would feel about Cody dropping the stardust gimmick and going back to his old one?
Who /reigns/ here?
>>63299543
They're members of the Bullet Club of New Japan Pro Wrestling. They're probably the greatest stable in wrestling history.
>>63299507
I was busy seeing New Day marking out
>>63299562
>I'm about to talk so "ssssssh"
How can one man be so based
>>63299564
I wouldn't.
>>63299464
>>63299543
From left to right
Mark Henry,Val Venus with a beard, Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Jinder Mahal and A-Train
>>63299564
That's how I would book the Rhonda Rousey debut. Kinda like Goldberg
>>63299575
Nah they look like midget high schoolers to me who can't cut a promo to save their lives.
Do Dean vs Seth feud if you want ratings tbqh
>>63299601
>Wanting Ronda in WWE.
Please leave.
>>63299568
A bit sad, I like it. Even if he's irrelevant now, like Cesaro.
>>63299611
Didn't they try that this year?
>>63299568
Masked cody was my favorite. I thought he was gonna main event with that gimmick. :(
"Since Cena thinks he's better than me, I'm gonna start a WWE World Heavyweight Championship Open Challenge. You want some, come get some." - Seth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKkvy0BW6hQ
How hard do you mark?
>>63299577
>I was busy seeing New Day marking out
Big E on the air drums had me on the floor. Nigga is too funny.
>>63299611
They bring the best out of each other but that feud is stale as hell.
>>63299611
Friendly reminder Dean actually brought the last ratings spike for Raw in the go-home for his title match against Seth.
I don't even like the cunt but he draws ratings, apparently.
>>63299621
I don't. But it's unavoidable and I'm picturing the best case scenario.
>>63299632
yeah it's got boring because all Dean does with Seth is job
>>63299601
I'd have Ronda take the WHC off of Jasethy, Deanetty, or Anoaietty
>>63299535
well, i checked out her twitter, and she had a whole thing about that cockroach.
>>63299626
Friendly reminder people ACTUALLY think that Apollo "I have no personality and I must flip" Wews is going to be the first black champ
>not Big E"normous amounts of charisma" Langston
>>63299624
I won't. Seth's ego in kayfabe is too fragile
>>63299633
[citation needed]
>>63299655
he is a manlet though, and has bad skin. Crews is more aesthetic.
>Del Rio and Lucha Dragons are now a MexAmerica stable
>Corner Swagger in the ring
>"You see Zeb...you may have abandoned your ideals...but I know one man who would never turn their back on America"
>This hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZQfoXhbc0
>Trump hits the ring with a chair
>Stands tall with Swagger
>Crowd erupts in "We The People"
Do you mark?
>>63299661
>Apollo has no personality
>Had more personality in his debut entrance than half the roster combined
You seem upset.
>>63299671
It's on the internet somewhere I'm sure.
>>63299661
Big E is too goofy and has ruined his character at this point.
He is better as a comedy character anyway.
>>63299661
Not dissing Big E, but we haven't see anything of Apollo yet. The only thing we know if that he has perfect babyface potential for now.
>>63299686
Yes.
>>63299686
>We're not going to take it
>The same theme as pic related
Would mark desu
>>63299694
>>Had more personality in his debut entrance than half the roster combined
>looks at the floor
>looks up
>looks at the floor
>looks up
>does some spots
>>63299702
>and has ruined his character at this point.
Yeah not like Triple H wasn't a goofy DX meme character before going super serious or Kane debuting as a dentist.
18+
>>63299686
Yes
>>63299686
Yes
>>63299730
Triple H is white. Big E forever cemented himself as le goofy dancing spook in Vince's eyes.
>>63299762
>Triple H is white.
>>63299694
He also has a great tune to his entrance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsAGSLoxSJs
>tfw genuinely hyped for this match
>first seth match that has felt important since summerslam
>roman unironically pretty good now
>first big title match at Survivor Series in ages
>story makes sense
>deanetty will probably turn
>shield triple threat finally getting built towards
>>63299762
18+
>>63299788
>deanetty will probably turn
No he won't you kuckhold.
>insulting outlaw wrestling when literally any facet of it is objectively better than WWE
>>63299791
>Reddit day fan who thinks Big E is in any way comparable to a legend like Paul Levesque
Maybe if he blacks Aurora he could stand a chance of becoming a serious character
>>63299730
Not the same.
You are obviously a low IQ moron for using the 18+ meme so there is no point even trying to talk to you.
Who /CorbinClub/ here?
>>63299812
>You are obviously a low IQ moron
Apollo Crew's logo is a rip off of Seth's desu
>>63299810
>A joke character can never become a serious character xD
>Literally who is Bray Wyatt
That's an example that your underage mind might be able to remember.
you know whats wrong with wwe right now?
if you take the main event of last raw, you have the top babyfaces on one side, and top heels on the other.
which side was more interesting to watch?
which side was more entertaining?
which side got more camera time?
which side had more character?
which side had more audience participation?
which side had overall more talent in their corner?
>>63299822
Corbin Club is goofy, we need a more official title.
/Corbaniancs/
>>63299788
>first seth match that has felt important since summerslam
I think this is the most important part.
>>63299836
Good post desu
>>63299812
>You are obviously a low IQ moron
>>63299836
>which side was more interesting to watch?
The one with Roman.
>which side was more entertaining?
Roman's side.
>which side got more camera time?
I stopped watching when Roman wasn't on-screen.
>which side had more character?
Roman's side.
>which side had more audience participation?
The feed me more chants.
>which side had overall more talent in their corner?
Easily Roman.
Is Paige going over /wwe/?
Before you answer, just remember...
>implying Vince will let someone who somehow got on Conan lose
>>63299834
They are nothing alike senpai
>>63299858
Holy fuck.
These are the Divas wrestling for your Divas title.
Jesus fucking Christ average cunts on the street aren't this dilapidated.
>>63299858
No she's not.
>>63299834
romans logo is ripping off mordecais, jeff hardys and takers logoes.
>>63299840
its the lone wolves.
paws in the air if you a lone wolf, howl at the moon.
>>63299848
thanks sorry.
>>63299856
memek go home.
>>63299863
senpai...
>>63299871
At least their wrestling skills make up for their ugliness right :^)
>Owens giving Ambrose the beating of his life, verbally humilliating him. It was a intense moment with great storytelling
>Roman just looks with a goofy grin on his face
>camera focuses on him
lmao, I'm sure the cameraman is fired now
>>63297728
He's my nigga. He may not be getting the greatest reactions right now, but he's still fucking great in the ring. He works stiff as fuck and it's always entertaining to me.
>>63299918
>focused on the guy they want as top babyface
>"lol im sure he's fired"
Please tell me you're not this stupid.
Madusa:
>I'm dreaming of a white @realpaigewwe
what did she mean by this?
>>63299903
Except they both suck in the ring.
>>63299896
nothing alike senpai
>>63299918
When rollins tries to escape, Dean rolls through the ring and ropes, and runs after him, Reigns just walks over.
>>63299836
What's your point?
>>63299932
She has a thing for pale skinned slags obviously m8
>>63299944
Because Reigns is cool and calm. It's his character.
>>63299935
That was the joke senpai
>>63299871
>I want Women to wrestle
>their looks don't matter
Put some that can actually wrestle at least a little bit more than the fucking lingerie models
>hurr durr they don't look like playboy models
Fucking idiots
>>63299927
He's gotten ripped too. He used to be cm punk levels of skinny fat.
>>63299997
probably because guys can actually work out properly off the wwe schedule
>>63299989
>implying I ever said that I wanted women to wrestle
>implying I ever said I didn't want playboy models
Hi Tumblr.
>>63299945
the heels are more entertaining and likable than the faces.
>Ronda Rousey signs with WWE
>WWE hypes how she's going to revolutionize women's wrestling
>video promos of Rousey looking intense and highly implying that she's going to absolutely destroy the entire divas roster without mercy
>she finally debuts
>http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=_oGhsXEXYPo&video_start=0&audio=C7vKFzUIhl8&audio_start=0
Post yfw
>>63299989
Way to get baited by that idiot. There are idiots on here who don't think women should be wrestling and that we should revert back to bra and panties matches in the mud.
>>63299989
>>I want Women to wrestle
>>their looks don't matter
Literally nobody but fags and sjws said this.
>>63299822
How about /Not-manlet CM Punk with tits/
>>63299989
all of the nxt women can actually wrestle, and they do wrestle on nxt.
the problem is, that on wwe, they still only do divas matches.
and divas matches =/= womens wrestling.
>>63300026
>Wanting this slag anywhere near WWE, even as a guest appearance.
>>63299928
>focused on the guy they want as top babyface making a fool of himself
Caption this photo
>>63300026
I think she'd be really hard to book - even casuals know she beats people in like 15 seconds so how could WWE justify her going 10-15 minutes with Paige or some shit
>>63300032
>he watches wrestling to jack off
kek
>>63299896
here, have an original logo bud.
>>63299896
You're an idiot.
>>63300055
>Redditors first night on 4chan
>>63300026
>>Ronda Rousey signs with WWE
lel stopped there
>>63300055
KO is booty.webm
>>63300055
That's not a photo you retard.
>>63300055
>caption
Uh yeah
>>>/reddit/
>>63300049
>he honestly thinks anything that gets focused on by camera isn't ordered to have focus
>>63300026
>Ronda Rousey signs with WWE
>>63299927
How long will he be a midcarder?
>>63300100
>he actually thinks that we were meant to see Reigns laughing about the situation at all
Tell me then. What's the kayfabe reason why Reigns was laughing?
Reminder that the longest reigning NXT champion of all time and the man that crowds forgot, "Neville" wasn't part of the show last night.
>>63300055
>white male tries to understand black culture
>>63300131
>he thinks that someone will get punished for focusing on Roman Reigns in WWE in 2015
Are you a stupid smark, Spain?
>>63300131
Because Dean is le lunatic and he knows KO isnt getting in his head and hes going to come back stronker than ever.
Cheesy as fuck.
>>63300042
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>63300049
do you have any idea how tv productions work?
the director tells the camera men what to film.
he then tells the mixer what camera to cut to.
so first, the director told the camera man to get a shot of reigns, and zoom in on him.
he saw what reigns was doing.
then he told the mixer to cut to the camera that had the shot of reigns.
so 3 people of the production team thought it was a good idea to focus on that.
>>63300055
All I kept thinking was, "Where is Big E's belt?"
what the fuck was Becky wearing last night? pyjamas?
>>63300167
Cool reason
>>63300183
Then three people were wrong
>>63300164
>making Reigns look bad
>not getting punished
>>63300227
>anything that gets focused on isn't ordered to be focused on
>people will get punished for giving Roman Reigns air-time
https://twitter.com/RealCurtisAxel/status/661391187845054464?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
>>63299918
Thats not the cameraman's fault. They probably have a individual camera on ever person in the match at all times, its the directors fault for cutting to that shot.
>>63300227
if someone was doing something wrong, it was reigns.
>Roman is over as fuck
>b-but thwye c-cause they're not in philly or Chicago
Marks on suicide watch
Usos need to be tag champs asap t b h
It's just not the same without BMJ
>>63300245
Kek what the hell
>this meltdown
>CM Punk created the Shield
https://twitter.com/RealCurtisAxel/with_replies
A
YY
LMAO
>Tfw based Rocky turning boos into cheers in 2 seconds
https://youtu.be/bViMm0yW_cY?t=312
>>63300064
That can be her gimmick. She literally squashes divas in 15 seconds. And Raw's entire diva television time quota is reduced to that 15 second squash match, no more diva related shit after that. Think about it.
>>63300353
I like watching the divas more than dedicating more time to whatever shitty feud Dolph Ziggler, Titus O'Neil etc. are in.
>>63299437
> outlaw days of our lives
>>63299509
Salty segay detected
We won the war
>>63300353
>Actually wanting Ronda in WWE
You are pure cancer.
>>63300245
Either Axel just went off the deep end or he just got hacked.
>Usos
>New Day
>Wyatt Family
>The Shield
>Dudley Boyz
How would the tag title scene look if it were these teams going for the belts?
>>63300425
desu I wouldn't mind if it was in that sense
She'd condense the Divas Division to 15 seconds a week instead of a 10-15 minute bore-fest of a fatal fourway that gets awesome chants. Can't hate on that
>>63300435
He definitely didn't get hacked, no ones going to hack him and not spam epic dick pics and f bombs
>>63300445
You're an idiot if you think that when she comes over she'll just be getting 15 seconds a segment. She'd probably eat up more time than the person who's the WWE champion at the time. She might even beat up some low card jobbers like Heath Slater for your entertainment.
Stop being stupid for everyone's sake.
>>63300436
>no Lucha Dragons
Shit
>>63300425
>>63300481
I never said she would. Can't you read?
He was putting forth a hypothetical situation. I was simply agreeing that – within that hypothetical situation – a Ronda debut would be cool.
Of course it wouldn't happen like that. They'd plug her to the heavens. But if it did it would be cool.
Please learn to read.
who /Danamaniac/ here?
>>63299932
> using her outlaw name
>>63300500
>Not wanting some WMMA slag in WWE is a fedora opinion
Why dont you guys buy merch of the wrestlers you want pushed or want to stay on top?
If you do or have recently what have you guys bought?
How do I achieve Balor-mode?
inb4roids
>>63300519
Well that hypothetical situation isn't happening you kuckold, because if Vince does want her services she's going to be eating up a lot of air time even though her "matches" would be short.
>a Ronda debut would be cool.
No it wouldn't you kuck. No I understand why people in /heem/ get upset when someone like CM Punk crosses over into MMA.
>>63300563
Cardio.
>>63300544
>American flag
>using the word slag
>mfw stephanie buried brie during the /summerofbrie/
Brie had to put over stephanie and then job to nikki for weeks when Brie was giga over, literally burying brie for getting over on her own, stephanie didn't even do a rematch on a b ppv and put over brie.
Fuck Stephanie, literally worse than her husband.
>>63300577
PLEASE learn to read.
You're honestly getting angry that I'd like the Divas Division to be squashed into 15 second squashes because it wouldn't happen like that.
Of course it wouldn't. I openly acknowledged that and yet you launched into a furious rant about how it wouldn't.
Control yourself.
How do I achieve Brie-mode?
>>63300563
Lift for 5+ years and eat just above maintenance and lots of cardio.
>>63300259
Exactly. But Reigns is virtually untouchable right now.
>>63300256
True, my bad.
Also, I don't know why the cameras do that anoying fast zoom in zoom out during the punch outs.
>>63300586
>you now remember that was built as literally the main event of Summerslam 2014 since Brock was never really around
It should have lead to the BRIIIEEE MOOOODDDEEEE movement desu, missed oppurtunity.
>>63300623
Post yfw Cena forces Reigns to feel him.
>>63300605
A Ronda Rousey WWE debut would not be good under *any* circumstances. Even the ones you listed.
>>63300623
he should get sent back to developmental for a year.
complete gimmick overhaul, and he might be a top guy.
Someone explain to me why Big SHow hasnt run through the roster with his knockout punch? Knocke out Haitch and Steph, run NXT. Why hasnt he walked into Vince's office and knock him out and become CEO of WWE?
Is Daniel Bryan's career kill?
>>63300659
Are you retarded?
>>63300669
YES
YES
YES
xD
>>63300657
>he doesn't want the divas division to be 15 seconds a week
Hi Tumblr.
You kids know this is fake, right?
>>63300629
That feud got stupid amounts of air time and then after that we got a RAW dedicated to Nikki vs. Brie where Nikki was talking about how Brie slept with a guy Nikki liked in high school.
If you had to nominate the worst feud in WWE history ever that would top the list. The Ziggler vs. Rusev feud doesn't even come close to that literal piece of garbage.
>>63300669
apparently he's making a big announcement in india for WWE
>>63300657
Can you give me tomorrow's winning lottery numbers because apparently you can see into the future.
>>63300629
Brie should have main evented, she was actually there every week except when Stephanie forced her off tv for "muh storyline" but really it was because she didn't like how over Brie was getting and how irrelevant she was.
>>63300659
That's not going to happen. I would love to see him repackaged, at least. His character just sucks really bad.
>>63300661
He doesn't care.
>>63300729
>you now realise that Brie and Daniel Bryan were to the two most over characters since Austin and the Helmsley family buried them both
>>63300724
Isn't TNA making some big announcement in India soon-ish too? Is the WWE keking TNA yet again?
>>63300724
It's either a wwe network announcement or some live event shit.
Whatever it is, he's announcing something on behalf of the company, nothing to do with his career.
>>63300727
I can't see into the future but I have more common sense than you do.
>his favorite part of wrestling is the matches
>>63300677
no, but he still needs development.
and taking time off for a year would give him time to ditch his shield gimmick, teach him how to in rign psychology, teach him more moves, teach him how to cut promos, and done properly, it could be a big storyline.
>>63300736
its not, but it should.
>>63300752
Yeah but if his career was over WWE wouldn't send him about to do stuff (I hope)
who knows
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back on a Shawn Michaels schedule
>>63300769
Matches are part of the storytelling.
>>63300756
Common sense would dictate that three shucking and jiving black guys would never ever be over in this day and age. And here we are.
>Finisher is a kick
>>63300779
Not true, he's still contracted with them and is a moderate draw.
They will make use of him when they can.
>>63300796
>Bringing up a completely unrelated topic into the discussion
>>63300802
>Shawn's superkick wasn't GOAT
>>63300804
I mean more in terms of them respecting him and not leading him on - they'd say "hey you can't wrestle but you can do X and Y etc." rather than "Hey man go do some stuff for a while and we'll maybe tell you if you can ever wrestle again some other time."
but then again it is Vince - maybe he owes DBry one.
>>63300802
>Getting kicked in the head isn't a finisher
>Cena's basic slam is
>>63300787
>Matches are part of the storytelling.
Recommend me some fun blood matches to watch pls
Inb4 meme replies
>I'm not a WWE fan, im a pro wrestling fan.
>>63300802
>finisher is not a DDT variation
WHO SWAG HERE
>>63300850
JBL vs Eddie Guerrero Judgement Day 2004
Now go away you edgy teenager
>>63300329
>https://twitter.com/RealCurtisAxel/with_replies
WHAT THE FUCK KEK
>>63300850
JBL vs. Cena Judgement Day 2005
>>63300884
>axel going nuclear
>punished axel gimmick incoming
>>63300850
taker vs vince, buried alive match.
eddie vs. jbl judgement day whatever this chairshot was from.
japanese deathmatches where they use all kinds of shit as weapons.
>>63300850
Ultima Lucha: Vampiro vs Pentagon Jr
>>63300897
that eddie vs jbl match is pretty fucked desu - botched chair shot, eddie bleeding everywhere
>pic related
>>63300937
that match takes a turn.
like, its pretty standard match, up to that one chairshot.
>Punk
>>63300990
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63300990
>>63300990
>>63301011
>>63301014
>implying based phil can be btfo
sit down marks
>>63300845
>>63300769
Kys flairfaggot you pathetic cunt
>>63301031
>He did not watch the video where Roman Reigns killed CM Punk.
>>63299812
>Calls someone a low IQ moron
>Watches wrestling
>>63301031
>>63301046
SUICIDE WATCH
>>63301046
I did, I just wasn't the samefag who replied to it 32 times
>>63301071
Actually I replied over 100 times mark
>>63301046
Post video
>>63300937
That fucking blood pouring out of Eddie's head.
https://youtu.be/wFVD0u90CmQ
GODDAMN
O
D
D
A
M
N
>>63301101
RIP desu
Who /BreakingGround/ here?
>>63301098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpJ8XtXl0
>>63301101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuV50zZc360
>>63301120
Watching it now, So funny watching these people fuck up promos
>>63301129
Punk fags on suicide watch senpai
>He calls it the beauty shot
>>63301120
This guy is pure dickhead.
>>63301129
>>63301120
Do you think he has a fake stage name too? I wouldn't put it past WWE
>>63301129
HOLY FUCK
PUNK
B T F O
T
F
O
>Tfw just had a phone interview
I was stuttering and botching my answers like an idiot lads ;_;
>tfw 2/10 mic skills in real life
>>63301129
>The single CM Mark in the crowd
>woooow
Hehe btfo tbqth
>>63301245
>tfw can't even get an interview
>>63300521
She's actually grown on me desu. I really like her teaming with Evil Emma. They're pretty great together.
>>63300896
i wish he had waited until the next time the wwe gave him a mic to go nuclear and then just left. anyways axelmania is no longer gonna be running wild in the wwe for sure
>>63301129
>>63301245
did you offer a handie for the first day of work? usually that is an instant "you got the job"
>>63300606
Get shit-faced drunk and sleep around with everybody.
>>63301129
>reigns literally starts saying "a lot of people were involved in the shield" meaning Punk still probably was
>Roman still bitter Punk wanted Chris Hero instead of him
>Roman still bitter that punk started the "make roman look strong" meme
>>63301295
It was a grill asking the questions.
>>63301295
>did you offer a handie for the first day of work? usually that is an instant "you got the job"
Only in the WWE
>>63301129
Oh i see, it was just a blatant samefagger then
His 'bants' dont even make sense
>>63301316
Say you got a big old dick? then ask for her number, find a picture of a big penis on the internet and than send it to her
>>63301315
>>63301031
>This pathetic punkmark has the audacity to reveal himself after his mans got blown the fuck out in wwe and mma
>>63300669
Nah, he'll be back eventually. They don't him back just yet because people would just want to see him pushed instead of Roman. Once Roman gets his big moment and wins the title, you'll probably see Bryan return not long after.
>>63301331
>it was just a blatant samefagger
A samefagger samefags once or twice, not 100+ posts. That's sheer autism.
>>63300802
Based Del Rio's kicks are so great they buried the fuck out of Cena.
>>63301315
Imagine how much of a flop the Shield would have been with fat fuck Chris Hero instead of Roman
>that fucking backstabber sell
what are you doing Cena?
>>63301401
Maybe he can return som credibility to the super kick
>>63301401
Why the fuck isnt he using this as a finisher now?
That double foot stomp while the opponent just holds onto the ropes and waits for it is fucking retarded.
>>63301401
Up until the kick that was cringeworthy
Will sandow ever come back? He did a dark match last month as the "Intellectual voice of common sense"
>>63301467
>common sense
>in the wwe
nah
>>63301467
He is just a shitty meme wrestler, who cares?
>>63301129
btfo
>>63301467
He's a CAW meme wrestler.
>>63301457
I like the double foot stomp, but he should use it sparingly. If he continues to use it in every match, then it'll just become really stupid. He really should switch up his finisher in each match. One week he should finish with the cross armbreaker, then the next he could do the double stomp, and then the next he could finish with the kick.
Adding some variety to matches would be fucking great.
>>63301401
Cena made that backstabber look like he was bouncing on a trampoline kek
>>63301467
After he started shitting up Xavier's channel with his retarded rapping I've grown cold to him. I honestly don't care what they do with him now.
