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Pakistan vs Pakistan ongoing still

GOATstralia vs Poo Peeland starts Thursday
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>496 posts early

kys
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/rug/ is bullying us again lads

:^(
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reposting because of thread limit:

okay lads, when is Pissmania going to be stripped of their Test fixture and it given to Based, Elite, Relevant GOATberra?

>The population of Canberra/Queanbeyan is nearly the total of that shithole island
>(>)We hosted the BBL final and it was a huge success
>Manuka is being expanded and is better than Bellerive
>When >we hosted South Africa in an ODI last year, it was a sell-out whereas every single other game basically no-one turned up. Even the Bangladesh/Afghanistan CWC game had a good attendance
>there isn't much to do in Canberra so if you gib us a cricket game we will literally queue up to go
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>>63296242
if we're not on page 1, the Big Strong Americans won't remember that cricket is a relevant sport
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Reposting from last thread

>walking down to the ferry terminal today
>see a bunch of fancy dressed suits everywhere around the city
>reminded its the Melbourne Cup
>realize there are "people" LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY AND OBJECTIVELY dressing up like they would at the racecourse just to watch the race on TV in a bar
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reminder that le shoosh man will btfo mcullum and cuktill with the pink ball
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>>63296248
>read the newspaper after last year's cup
>two chicks I went to primary school with are on the third page at the Ascot Racecourse
>one of them unironically quoted saying that she was waiting for the horses to come around the corner, before she realised that it was hosted in melbourne
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>>63296253
If you're gonna make a thread thread to pander to big strong americans you need an eyecatching OP picture, otherwise there is literally no point

I don't think flower man is gonna pull too many BSAs
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sydney harbour bridge or ellyse lads?
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>>63296269
reminder it's Based Elite Muscular Ellyse's birthday today lads
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Have you wished Ellyse a happy birthday, /cric/?
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>>63296269
>not wanting to sandwich your dick between the architectural feat that is the Sydney Opera House

Fucking pleb desu
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>>63296273
>>63296274
i bet matt toomua gave her the ol' lickaroo
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>>63296274
why is today literally everybody's birthday
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>>63296273
>>63296274
we should make her a card
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>>63296279
i-is it your birthday anon?
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>>63296279
in the winter months everyone starts fucking tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you lad)
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>>63296246
Wait, /rug/ still exists?

Weird.
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>>63296285
so they'd be born in the summer?
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have the tripfags of /cric/ finally gone extinct?
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>>63296269
I just wish she would whiten her teeth

It's not hard, jesus
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>>63296292
she's wearing braces lad
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>>63296291
Goosey will NEVER go extinct. His spirit lives on in all of us

:3
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>>63296277
Bet he gave her the Twopooa treatment AKA two fingers up her bum t b h
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>>63296291
i wish daniel would trip so i could filter him desu
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>>63296291
I wish Obesitygoose would come back.

I miss him so much ;_;
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>yfw I have a 200 word essay due but I can't stop watching this exciting match
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>go to /rug/
>1 (ONE) post from a BSA in their entire fucking thread
>he didn't even give anyone any (You)s

Gee talk about dead sport amirite lads
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>>63296310
>BSA population currently zero ITT
how do we fix this lads
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>>63296316
It's because of the shitcunt OP

We should have just gone for the 1000
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>>63296316
start a thread comparing cricket to baseball and then crosslink
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>>63296316


Hi, newcomers to /cric/!

It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport. You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket

And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:

>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?

Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne(spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love). The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!

>Will Smith score a century?

Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!

>Daniel

Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls(surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha). It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.

>Holly or Ellyse?

This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry(who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)

There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
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Cheeky attempted yorker there by Rashid. Just a bit too full this time.
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>>63296328
What a revolutionary thinker. You'd normally think that only fast bowlers bowl yorkers, but old rashyboi is miles ahead of his time
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>>63296328
this gets me every time
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>>63296333
He bowls some surprise short balls too. Always keeping the batsman on his toes.
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>>63296327
>actually taking the time to write this out
good job m8 someone had to do it
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>>63296327

replace the wiki article with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUXw3Em6fU

literally BSA: The video
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>>63296346
when is the retarded all star match thing warnie and sachin are playing in?
we could have bsa: the thread
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>>63296343
Rashid, through his in depth understanding of trigonometry and calculus, determined that bowling a short ball will increase the distance it spins and has been using this technique to great effect.
Can anyone stop this madman?
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>>63296345
>giving redditman credit for original, certifaide fresh NZ/cric/ OC
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>>63296353
next thursday
we'll have to make an official BSA thread
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>>63296355
He's not just an athlete - he's a scientist of his sport. A true genius.
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>>63296366
proxy off daniel
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>>63296364
We should actually create like extreme bsa pandering posts and like cross link it in baseball threads
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>>63296366
are you better or worse looking than pic related?
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>>63296371
ivana gf lad

:^(
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>>63296375
Hugh'll get one eventually

Just b urself
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>>63296372
that actually sounds hilarious. Someone should make cringey invitiations and shit and post them in whatever threads the americans are in
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>>63296366
>tfw no qt who will go down to north sydney oval and watch comfy domestic games with
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>>63296377
Just copy paste reddit threads

Or maybe some of the really bsa pandering ops from the rwc
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>>63296372
boreball is over lad we'll have to target egghand or something
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>>63296374
Is that Daniel?
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>>63296387
It's Ivana
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>>63296387

Hugh know it!
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>>63296387
sure is lad
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>>63296380
hurt me right in the feels desu

hope we find a way someday m8
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>>63296366
>mentally insane thread counter autist has a gf
>I still don't

I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT LADS

Are they all intimidated by my elite cricket knowledge?
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>>63296387
BIG
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>>63296393
what is this new meme?
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who's daniel?
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>>63296393
that guy looks a lil slimy and not in her league
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>>63296414
hugh don't know what he's packing in his pants though m8
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>>63296410
>>63296411
Get a load of these freshcunts
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>that one pom unironically posting in the old thread
who's going to tell him lads?
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>>63296366
>>63296408
>tfw no beach body australian bf
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>>63296408
Most girls don't like cricket desu
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>>63296414
More like the opposite m8

Ivana's an objective 5.5/10 but handsome, charming and popular Hugh is at least a 9
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>>63296421
he's trying to get it to 1000 where we couldnt
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>>63296427
>that's a 9/10 in NZ
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Walkbro you here mate?
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/a/nime desu senpai
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Hugh on bedding New Zealand's Next Top Model watch
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>>63296437
i thought anime was haram
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>>63296433
No he's at the convention centre for the Lego installation.
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Just heard in /rug/ that there was some shitposting happening here so I rushed over to get involved.
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>>63296448
all lies lad, we're just daniel posting
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>>63296448
back on your boat sione

our memes are 2dank4u
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>>63296419
don't hate
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>>63296431
kys
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Does daniel post pics of himself or hugh?
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rank the meme players from your country's domestic circuit that will never grace the international stage

>Cosgrove
>Hoggy
>ashton agar
>fawad ahmed


fug help me out lads
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>>63296479
It's Nick the cheeky cunt.
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>>63296288
>a pregnancy lasts 6 months

maybe yours did and that's why you're fucking thick ya cunt
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How do convince the BSA's to watch or go to one of the cricket all """"stars"""" games?
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>>63296409
AUTISTIC
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>>63296496
don't be racist

BSAs are all-inclusive.
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>>63296496
Tell them there will be fatty food on sale
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>>63296490
November + 9 months is august tbf
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>It's UAE
>Gotta get those spinners
>These are real spinning wickets
>Spinners are gonna be so dominant on here
>LITERALLY every game seamers have been dominant
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>>63296508
winter starts in december, autumn starts in september
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>>63296529
get a load of this guy
winter starts in june mate
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>>63296483
hogg got a decent number of ODIs didn't he?
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>>63296552
ashton agar got a test 98
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>>63296556
face it, we'll never see agar play for the test team again
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england getting btfo
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>>63296571
when test cricket is on it's knees and the administrators are trying to appeal to teenage girls agar will get back in due to his boyish good looks
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>>63296572
we just have crappy inconsistent spinners who can't build up pressure and will ALWAYS bowl at least 1-2 bad balls per over to go for runs

literally all they have to do is sit back and wait for it
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>>63296483
reminder I keked agar and fucked hogg's daughter
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>>63296552
he was the go to spinner after McGill had a sook from memory
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So is pink ball night test definitely habbening? Seems lot of players unhappy about it?
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>>63296645
mostly just bitching for the sake of bitching tbqh
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anyone listened to this qt's album?
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>>63296638
>after McGill had a sook
sounds about right
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>>63296656
not gonna lie lads, this girl does wanders to my dick
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>>63296666

waste of quads cunt
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>Letting Hafeez make a half century
Wew lad
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>>63296679
hopefully they stop trying to pigeonhole crap spinners

but they won't
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>>63296685
what the fuck was going through the selectors' minds when they chose three spinners for the fucking English team
even with subcontinental pitches, it's dumb as fuck
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>>63296697
Same with trying to play moeen as an opener
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>>63296697
they needed to balance out the smart decision of picking up Taylor with a dumb one
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What is this?
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>>63296742
Poland elected majority conservatives, so Jews are trying to spend degeneracy there
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>>63296729
How will they balance out getting rid of 3 spinners for SA?
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>>63296789
Lyth opening
Screencap this, it will happen
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>azhar
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What the fuck was that shit?
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at least he didn't get out to ratshit's bowling
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Nigga.....
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and there was rashid's famous short ballâ„¢
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>>63296797
Dunno what happened with Lyth desu.

Straight after he got dropped I remember he played a Yorkshire game on a bowling wicket. Literally looked 10x as good as any other batsman and bossed it.

Maybe just buckled under pressure
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rashid isn't that bad
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ayyyy lmao
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dat reverse
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collapse now
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Is Shoaib Malik related to Faridah Malik
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>>63296834
>cherrypick one of his few good balls during that luckiest 5fer session against tailenders when ALL the conditions were in his favour

geez, Anderson is really reversing it
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>>63296843
No
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Is younis khan related to genghis khan?
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>>63296861
Yes desu senpai
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I guess you could say Mohammad is finding it...hafeezy out there

ahaha
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>>63296922
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Broad smiling like an idiot as he was running in

Was hoping he was gonna do something cheeky

Also Trott is a pretty good commentator tb h
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Cook has lost so much faith in these spinners he's playing seamers for like 9 overs in a row in the UAE.

Pretty much says it all tbqh
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>134 posts
>2 posters
>/cric/
>Community
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>>63297054
Among the last 3 UK posts there was 2 people tbf.

It's around 1.5-2 hours ago that Aussies/NZers start suddenly going to sleep. Activity drops rapidly since young English people only really care about footie most of the time.
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Yes, yesssss, waste your review!
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thats an absiolutely cracking decision from the umpire
no idea how it classes as umpires call when the whole ball is smashing into the stumps though :/
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>>63297062
>Now only 1 poster
lel
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>>63297092
Reminds me of that Simon Jones reverse swing delivery to Clarke in the ashes. Except it actually made it cartwheel back then. instead of hitting his pad.
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>>63297093

we're all on r/cricket
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>getting a light meter for only 1 over remaining
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>>63297116
>this
the rules of the game are so retarded at times, the light meter nonsense actually lasts longer than the over from ali
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Is Moeen Ali related to Rahat Ali?
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>>63297116
>>63297132
day/night cricket is the future m8s, no more going off for bad light
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>>63297137
Don't think it'll stick to be honest.

Isn't it supposed to dampen reverse swing as well?
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>>63297170
yeah it will probably be a disaster desu

the ball doesn't do nearly as much as the red ball after like 15-20 overs because lacquer comes off completely, but on the other hand it's easy to take wickets around dusk with the new ball due to visibility
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>>63297211
Can't wait for there to be 1 mandatory pink ball test every series

>team loses pink ball test
>the p-pink ball lost us the series!! it's not TEST CIRCKET!!
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>>63297239
India are going to refuse to play any pink ball tests
Screencap this post
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sick of this desu shit desu
why did chinese moot have to kill /cric/'s elite memes?
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>>63297264
>not liking based Hiro-sama
baka desu senpai
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>>63297264
Pissing me off too now tbqh. I don't mind C U C K being filtered because Americans spout that crap mindlessly whenever they start losing any sort of argument.
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Malik's retired lads
sure glad he bothered with the comeback :^)
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>>63297306
Holy shit. This is just too funny.
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>>63297306
>"We have some good youngsters and now is the time to retire," he said. "Family comes first. I want to focus on the 2019 World Cup."
wut
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>>63297306
>LITERALLY makes 245 two games ago
>"now is the time to retire"
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>>63297346
all the pakis hate him it seems desu, think his 245 was just a big fluke

tbf pakis seem to hate a lot of their players
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>>63297495
KEK
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>>63297798
K E K
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>>63297346
You've forgotten his 2 ducks, his 7 and his 2.
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>>63297805
If he maintained that across another series then it'd be time to leave, but when you're able to smash a double century against Anderson and Broad I think there's a case for you to stay in the team
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>>63297104
We all only come here to shitpost
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>>63297837
he's an alright bowler too
I wouldn't be surprised if there was some internal shit going on here
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>>63297335
>I want to focus on the 2019 world cup
>He'll be 37 when it happens
Yeah, nah.
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How many rugby articles you want my brother(family)?
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>you'll have to decide between watching NZ-Australia and England
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>>63306326

watch AUS-NZ but I'm watching ENG-SA over AUS-WI on Boxing Day
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Poopeelia on pooicide watch
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>>63306326
>Not watching both at the same time
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>>63306326
It's day one of one v day five of another, hardly a big overlap
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Just announced lads, Saffers to do Aus and >us next summer

Let's place bets

Australia
>7 ODIs
>3 T20s
> 5 Tests (including boxing day)

Us
>3 ODIs
>3 T20s
>one test
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Also, Ireland are touring SA and Aus for ODIs

Interesting. Hope for their sake they do well, the last thing we want is a total blowout followed by "no one should be allowed to play cricket"
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>>63307264
>> 5 Tests (including boxing day)

Nope. They're coming in November AGAIN and I promise you they won't get more than 4 tops. Don't underestimate how little Keket Ausfailia give a shit about anything other than TV $$$

They'd rather have India over for another 7 ODI's than do that
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>>63307264
>7 ODIs

m8

It'll be

Australia
>4 Tests
>1-2 T20's
>5 ODIs

New Zealand will probably get 2 tests, but possibility for 3 maybe
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fucken wew
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>>63309413

literally who are any of those apart from Grant Elliot?
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>>63309413
How long have the New Zealand pajamas been black and blue?
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>>63309472
Don't you recognise the the one guy who can bowl 150 mr fast bouncy australian
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Looking at the weather, looks like the 1st Test will be a draw. Bookies are giving $5 on a draw (do they even look at the weather forecast?). Might put a cheeky tenner on it desu
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>>63309649
good thinking bud, might do the same
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*sigh*
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>>63309808

>playing cricket in Pisspain

When will they learn?
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>>63309413
The beige looks awful desu.

>>63309808

25C here is like a hot summer's day. Is it crappy weather for an Australian match?
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>>63308982
>possibility for 3
ahahaahahahaha
I fucking wish but no.
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>>63309836
Cricket should only be played in Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide desu senpai
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>>63310055
>sydney
>melbourne
'no'

Adelaide, Perth and Hobart desu.
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>>63310338
Perth and Hobart because New Zealand can only score runs on meme grounds
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>Getting btfo by England & NZ in the same year

Blimey.
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>>63310467
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>>63310526

>Rugshit
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>>63310526
"We don't care about this sport" - Australia, incessantly, for the last two weeks.
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>>63310634

exactly. >We don't give a shit about Rugby and >we still knocked them out of their OWN World Cup.

Literally is far worse than >60
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>>63310661
No it isn't. They don't care about rugby either. The rugby equivalent of >60 would be if the wallabies scored four tries within the first 20 minutes in a home bledisloe test.
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>>63310780

it's not the magnitude of the defeat that matters. >60 was during an away Ashes so it wasn't that big a deal. They got knocked out of their OWN world cup infront of their OWN "fans". If >60 happened in Brisbane or Sydney I'd agree with you, but it was in an away series so is therefore nowhere near as bad.

Just as >5-0 was nowhere near as bad as getting knocked out of their OWN World Cup.

Australia has NEVER been embarrassed at home in ANY sport like Englel was during the RWC
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>>63310937

>Fans leaving the stadium early because they're losing

Wow never seen that before.

>60
>14
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>>63310967

>host world cup
>hype yourselves up as favourites to win the whole thing
>get knocked out of the group stages by your own principality and old penal colony
>first host to ever not make the quarters
>third world cup in 500 days englel failed to make it out of the groups
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>>63310991
Good afternoon bsa that sure is a funny post isn't it haha are you going to be joining us next week for the big bsa match in the big strong baseball stadium?
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>>63310937
>you now remember the 2010/11 Ashes series when whole sectors of the stadium were abandoned as England blew Australia out in their own backyard

desu no one here honestly cares about rugby, they only remember it even exists when Six Nations or World Cup come around. Even though they don't really care much (aside from the possibility of actually winning something).
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>>63311135
>all their losses by over an innings, in a home series
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never dog your mates
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>>63311194
>>63311135

>you now remember watching cricket while growing up in the 90's

surprised there were any English cricket fans left at all after that massacre of a decade tbqhwy
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>>63311057
No one expected us to really win. Even in the group game vs Australia most of the PROPER newspapers said we were gonna struggle due to tactical differences.

Just a meme on 4chan to cherrypick crappy tabloid headlines to make us look like we think we'll win everything. People here really don't think like that.
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>>63297264
These filters are the best thing in years, for 4chan.
Now all you casual, fresh off the boat, general-loving, memespouting reddit faggots need to actually put some thought into your posts.
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>>63311296

m8 even after the Whales loss the English bookies unironically had Englel as favourites to win the group
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>>63311329
>he thinks bookies are driven by national pride rather than profit
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>>63311197
This desu senpai, 100% kek if you dog your mates, baka
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>Shittle
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I really feel embarrassed for you Kiwis when I read shit like this

http://www.espnscrum.com/scrum/rugby/story/280869.html?addata=chromium

Keep in mind our PM literally didn't even go to Englel for this and your parliament are STILL collectively jizzing all over eachother.

>>63312339

>Lyons forehead

he could sell advertising space on that thing
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Is the Australian cricket team the ugliest in world cricket?
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>>63312362
Bro not even kidding, I can't go to the fucking supermarket right now.

We are sitting here, waiting until the god damn fucking parade has gone so that we can actually drive to the supermarket.

Not even kidding, pic related is in between me and the supermarket right now
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>>63312424

Do people in PP actually have jobs?

Looks like there's a few thousand there atleast
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>>63312464
It's right in the centre of the city so I guess some people can come at lunch plus uni being on break but yeah it's pretty depressing.
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>literally BSA: the series
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>>63312424
Jesus christ, didnt realise Poo Peelanders took rugby this seriously until now
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>>63312362
Knowing it's John Key I literally wouldn't be surprised if he was making that up. The whole "just one of the lads with the ABs" image he created pisses me off so fucking much. No PM has been so intrusive to any sport team of ours in the past.
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>>63312698
John Key to Channel 9 when?
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>>63312751
Mark Taylor looks and sounds like the kind of guy that spits whenever he speaks
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Bracewell over Henry...

https://twitter.com/plalor/status/661733160472829952
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>>63312339
Peter Shittle always seems so angry when he gets hit for boundary. I mean bowlers normally get annoyed but like he goes full on ragebaby mode. Also those stares he gives to dismissed batsmen, he seems like such an angry lil autist.
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Poo Peeland on pooicide watch

https://twitter.com/MitchJohnson398/status/661715072687837185

But really, someone needs to get these morons away from all forms of media. This is worst "sledging" I've ever seen
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>>63312952
tbqh being nicer than the Australian team is a low standard
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>>63312339
that is an absolutely disgusting lineup

I honestly think >we will lose to the kiwis
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>>63313056

it is >our worst team in decades but its unironically the best lineup we have. The only argument you could really make is Bancroft for Khawaja.

What else are you going to do, throw Travis Deans in because of one game?

But we'll beat the Kiwis anyway (or draw because of rain) because >our bowling is better. Especially the spinner
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what time does the test start tomorrow?
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>>63312952
I love how the whole "being nice" thing actually makes the australians really really mad. Like more mad than any regular sledging would. There was that one interview Brad Haddin did in the WC when he was like "them being nice is fucking horrible how fucking dare they try to shake my hand after a game fucking disgusting"
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I hate watching any interview with warner, I swear he mispronounces any word longer than two syllables
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>>63313124

10am

LGTSS

Warner>Latham
Burns>Kektill
Khawaja<Kane
Stove>Taylor
Voges<McMeme
Best Marsh>Neesham
Nevill<Watling
Starc=Boult
Johnson>Southee
Hazlewood>Bracewell
Lyon>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Craig

>>63313140

seriously? pic related
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>>63313140
Haddin unironically said during the 2010/11 series that England weren't good winners (before the series). Pot calling the kettle black t b h
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>>63313245

Objectively speaking, they aren't (AUS are obviously worse tho)

See: the pissing on the Oval incident
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>>63306625
Same desu
There's no enjoyment in watching the windies batsmen embarrass themselves
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>>63313288

It'll be made even worse by the fact that black bull Chris will be playing in the Big Meme at the exact same time that series is on
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>>63313273
tbf the 2013 gaggle were pretty bad
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>>63313199
Idk man I love sledging, and McMeme deserved a lot of shit, but I felt like Haddin was literally just trying to yell at absolutely everyone because he's a bitter cunt.

Elliott's innings in the final was one of the best from the entire cup and was the only salvageable thing from that shit ass performance. He literally did nothing wrong and Haddin was just being a tool
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>KP blamed Prior and Swann for the shitty English dressing room atmosphere
>Everyone accuses him of being a self-obsessed insecure whiner

>Swann and Prior leave
>England squad mellow out

Was he right all along?
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>>63309808
shitty "summer" tbqh
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>>63313711
quite warm tbhwy
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>>63313534
yes, but at the same time KP was also a massive contributor to the shit atmosphere
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>>63313534
>Taylor scores runs
Nope
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Australian team compared to the last time they played PP

Warner>Warner
Burns>Hughes
Khawaja=Khawaja
Smith>Ponting
Voges<Clarke
Marsh<Hussey
Nevill<Haddin
Johnson=Pattinson
Starc>Starc
Hazlewood<Siddle
Lyon>Lyon
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>>63313836
>Burns>Hughes
I know hughes had an awful series then, but still no
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>>63313836
>Johnson=Pattinson
Shiggy wiggy woo, Johnson on Australian pitches is the best bowler in the world
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>>63313960

I'm basing that on the fact that Burns can't possibly be worse than Hughes was

It was literally PJ Hughes c Guptill b Martin everysingle innings

>>63313974

Assuming they roll out the same Channel 9 mandated roads as last summer, Johnson will be neutered just like he was last year.

Pattinson was fucking gun in 2011/12 before all his injuries, you're showing how casual you are.
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>>63313974
starc with a white ball is better than bitchwide tbqhwyrnl
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>>63314236
too bad white ball cricket is irrelevant
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I genuinely unable to watch the West Indies play because of second hand embarrassment now
When will the ICC axe them and promote Afghanistan, Ireland, the UAE or Netherlands, lads?
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>>63314364
In four years, but Ireland have to play Zimbabwe both home and away and come out with at series draw or win. Seems easy, but they fuck that one shot up then it's another four years.
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>>63314364
What I think is more shocking is that the boards are still treating them like a proper big test nation. They got more matches against you guys and England than we did.
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What I think they should do for some of the associate nations is make at least one FC fixture part of every tour they do. It could be a full mock-test against a country's almost full-strength side, or a match against a domestic side. Like Ireland touring SA and Aus next year should play against the domestic teams as a first class game.

I feel half the reason they're hesitant to raise anyone is because it would be such a jump from doing fuck all to playing lots of tests, if they play 4 day games regularly then it won't be too bad.
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>>63314501
this is probably the best idea
if you tour England, you have to play Ireland; if you tour Pakistan you have to play UAE, if you tour Australia, you have to play New Zealand
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>>63314567
They should just use Ireland for warm up matches instead of the counties

Especially because it seems the only counties who actually claim those matches are the real shitty division 2 ones
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>>63312339
Steve Smith looks like Benedict Cumberbatch in that photo

>>63312424
you love a good whinge don't ya Daniel
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>>63312339
Lyon literally looks like someone stretched a newborn baby to be the size of a man
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>>63312339
>hazelmeme over the based banana man
LITERALLY explain yourself Rod
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>>63312362
>MPs clapped and cheered as they approved the motion congratulating the All Blacks.
>a fucking parliamentary motion
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