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Mets fans still salty
On a somewhat related note, your favorite pitching prospect will almost certainly bust
Royals
>>63293128
Royals
Kansas City Royals
Royals
Reminder that the Jokeland A's traded away two of the top 10 players in baseball and got nothing in return
>A's fans will still defend their meme GM
So wait, does this kid who made his MLB debut in the world series get a world series ring too?
I mean that'd be pretty hilarious.
>anyone who isn't a Royo's fan is a >MEST fan
Fuck the >MEST
Royals are ok in my book, pretty shitty fanbase though
>MEST
>>63293185
>>63293190
>>63293210
>>63293211
based kc
Fuxk NY, hopefully more new yorker committed suicide after this series than when they jumped off buildings on 9/11
Get cukced
#Kissthering
#Weareroyal
#KCDynasty
>>63293235
Of course, yeah. 1AB in the majors, debut in the World Series, gets a ring.
Kid's set
>>63293272
>>63293272
>>63293272
this desu senapi senpai imho
Why is nobody talking about the 1980 Cardinals?
>>63293232
What? You're not telling me that Brett Lawrie ISN'T Mickey Mantle Jr., are you?
> "In the 2015 World Series, Jeurys Familia faced 18 batters, walked 0, and gave up only 3 hits. All 3 of those hits led to a blown save. Familia is first pitcher in MLB history to blow 3 saves in a single World Series."
Has a pitcher ever been c u c k e d harder than this? My god that's just brutal.
>>63293292
How much puss do you think he got after the royals won by being a world series champion in less than a month into his career and playing in the world series for the first AB in his majors.
>>63293319
I don't really know anything about baseball prior to October 2014 desu
>>63293273
We don't need your support. You filled up our stadium with nothing but yankees fans and plucked players from our team like they were your AAA.
I hope your team plane crashes at the start of next year and everyone dies.
#Kissthering
#KCDynasty
>>63293327
one million puss
unironically
>>63293326
to be fair he got fucked by clippard and murph in game 4 and he came in to do the near impossible in game 5. He got keked by his own team
Guys, let's get down to the real facts, figures, and some actual adult baseball talk. What do you think about the 1980 Cardinals?
Also, by the way, I would just like to make this very deep and insightful baseball comment for pure statisticians only--
Pete Rose
>>63293374
I have just the biggest feeling that you're NoHS false-flagging without your trip and are so completely ass-devistated over the Royals winning the WS and BTFOing your shit opinions lmao
>>63293450
95% chance it's that dude with the kanji
Haha tardinal fans are so fucking butt mad
I've been walking around st louis today starring down anyone with a cardinals hat. They are beta and look down at their feet I'd you stare long enough
Just like their team, punchless and gutless
I'd love to see Moose shove his boot down molinas throat
>the kansas city royals have won a world series in our lifetime
Here's some real deep thinking, a profound idea, from a true fan of baseball--
The 1980 St. Louis Cardinals
>>63293496
All fanbases are butt mad
Royals world series Champs and will repeat next year
>>63293496
>>63293546
Samefag btw, but it's pretty obvious.
So guys, I was talking to this royals fan in KC the other day(I had to go there for a work related incident, I'm a Cardinals fan btw) so I check out a local sports bar and start talking to the local royals fans who were like 18 and 20. I asked them how they felt about the world series and they could only spout out "MOOSEEEE" and "WIZARD OF HOZZ" "Escy and Perez are so pro and likeable" so being the cardinals fan I was I decided to embarrass them and I brought up the 1926 world series. Asking how they felt about Babe Ruth trying to steal 2nd and ending the world series as well as their opinions on Les Bell's home run in game 6. They stood there with their mouths open dribbling some stuff about KC Clutch and how it was so cool Escobar got an inpark homerun to start the series off. What a bunch of hooligans who don't know anything about baseball. I ended up leaving the bar while they went on about Yost being the greatest manager in baseball.
I watched the royals for countless years be a joke of the league. Constant basement dwelling in the AL Central and pretty much being an entire embarassment. I felt imense sorrow for the fans in KC who had to put up with all this for so long. But then they shored up that farm system and sure enough turned it around. Ended a 29 year postseason drought last year and ended a 30 year world series drought this year in such dramatic fashion too.
There is nothing to be bitter about with the Royals finally winning. Couldn't have happened to a better team. Congratulations Royals. You all deserve it.
>>63293524
>Ksoskzjssbzhz.jpg
That's the irl last name of the guy who plays Jim Halpert.
I think it's good that Kansas City finally gets some happiness. The royals were trash tier evey year and the chefs sure weren't doing shit. You knew eventually one team would break out. I actually pegged it as the Chiefs though.
Go Chiefs
So after this win, KC is out of the conversation as one of the most depressing sports city next to Cleveland? Who takes their spot?
>>63293706
sandy eggo
>>63293654
the last time the chiefs won a playoff game, Joe Montana was the QB
You guys think we can keep cueto zobrist, gordon and then go after price or creinke?
I feel for the fans who waited 30 years for this to finally happen.
Too bad /sp/ is full of shitlords who need to check their good team privelege because they've never experienced waiting 30 years for a win so they're mad because they don't understand it.
>>63293706
It's Minnesota, Minnesota was always the second most depressing sports city.
Do you guys think zorbreist , grodone an d creuto would have done well on the 1980 Cardinals?
>/sp/ constantly calls royals irrelevant, forgettable, flyover
>jizzes itself anytime kc loses and makes 15 threads about it
You can't have it both ways, and while >we are definitely the worls champs this year it's kind of sad how much you guys obsess over an successful team that you yourselves say is "flyover."
I think you're all just mad the media loves us despite being in bumfuck nowhere.
>>63293840
this
>>63293840
That's the good team privelege in play.
/sp/ is full of shitlords who oppress the lesser teams but the moment they turn it around and win, suddenly they don't know how to handle themselves.
What is this 1980 cardinals meme
>>63293128
Royals are my favorite AL team and the Mets are my favorite NL team. Don't care.
>>63294000
You do realize how both these teams were regarded as and performed before 2013 right?
>>63294068
Yea but I was born in Flushing where the Mets play and grew up in KC. I don't care how good or bad they do. That's what being a fan is about.
>suffer for 30 years of irrelevance
>finally win
>/sp/ gets mad
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
If this is the stupid attitude that you stupid fucks take when a long suffering team finally wins, then I hope you enjoy your karma as that team rains down 30 years of frustration into every single thread every single day for the next 30 years.
Next time you see a royals "shitposter" just remember, you deserve it.
>>63293579
Thank you.
>>63294117
>being a fan of more than one mlb team
What a kek
>>63294196
kek
>>63294140
This so much. The people on this board sicken me to no end. Sweet karma is coming though and you all know the saying, Karma is a bitch.
>>63293743
Are you kidding? Cueto is as gone as gone gets. Gordo and Zobrist too, probably. And forget about going after top tier guys like Price and Greinke. DM the GM is much more likely to pick up another Volquez/Vargas type mid level starter, and a solid defense/OK offense outfielder, then try another Rios/Kendrys Morales "comeback" type of player for the other outfield spot.
The Royals don't have dump trucks full of cash to throw at top level guys. Never have, probably never will.
>>63294227
how come when i type in kekkkkkkkkkk it comes up kek?
>>63294248
Whats more dumb, people who post stale bait or people like this who reply unironically to it
>>63294265
Asking whether a team is going to resign its own players, and maybe go after a big time starting pitcher is bait?
What's more dumb, people who post stale bait, people like this who reply unironically to it, or dumbass shitposters like you?
>>63294309
you are pretty oblivious senpai. you replied to a false flag poster trying very hard to make royals fans look like dumb bandwagoners because he is asspained, because only a dumb bandwagoner would think there is a possibility of signing all of those players
>>63294140
Going to be the same when the Dodgers win one
And the Mets
And the Nationals...
>>63294380
Let me guess: You think Inception was the greatest movie of all time, don't you?
>>63294409
Just goes to show what a shithole this place is.
>Cubs are Vegas favorites to win in 2016
>>63294419
not that guy but you're a dumb backpedaling faggot fyi
If your team has been shit and complete joke for most of your life that you spent watching and they finally win after a long time of suffering and pain, then you are entitled to shitpost as much as possible. This is a fact.
Check your good team privelege you other shitlords.
>>63294450
I thought it was the doyers senpai
Seahwaks 2.0
>>63294474
It's probably Cardinals fans, Yankees fans, and random shitposters that would throw a fit regardless of what their team is
it's just /sp/
>>63294504
Not even close. They're entitled to shitpost.
>>63293747
Nice try.
>>63294553
There's nothing bait about it.
Try asking /sp/ if they know how it feels to wait 30 years. Go ahead, try.
>>63294553
Sorry bro, I quoted the wrong post.
You know what the greatest irony is, the mets fans who are being so mercilessly shitposted against, are officially waiting 30 years now and counting.
>>63294571
Didn't mean to quote you sorry.
>>63293743
Nice bait you got there senpai.
>>63294618
And the royals received it last year
The mets young pitching staff will give them several opportunities in the future
>>63294504
they've really not been bad at all. they were much worse last season, it would've been hell had they won then
>>63294642
I mean the irony of Royals fans are touting their 30 years of waiting and suffering against a team who has 29 years of the exact same and now it is 30 years and counting because who knows the future.
>>63294677
well most of the antagonistic posting from royals fans is against the 28 other teams calling them bandwagoners and what not. I doubt they are directing malice towards the mets considering they understand what they are going through
30 years is not even long. Literally the expected time between worlds eries wins.
though tbf the royals were total shit and not even close to the playoffs for most of those years
>>63294710
>implying perfect league parity
For a small market team, expected is probably closer to 40 to 50 years desu senpai
>>63294677
I'd argue the Mets have had it worse. All those mega chokes and collapses and of course being under the Yankees shadow for so many years.
>>63294710
>1/3 of your life (if lucky) is not even long
>>63294693
I don't know family that stuff about their pitchers being superheroes and grown men dressing up like batman was pretty goofy and, tbqh, worthy of derision
>>63294744
well of course, while the mets were still in it and immediately after the WS ended, there was tons of shitposting towards mets fans. after the dust has settled though, I don't think there is many hard feelings left towards the mets
>>63294758
agreed
>>63294758
I want to root for the mets to do well just so they can overtake the Yankees who are in a long overdue need for a good team privelege check.
>1.6 million for one year
JUST
>>63294504
no
>>63294140
As a warrior fan I've been through it. We've sucked for 40 years and finally got good. Now that we've won a ship everyone is still going on about "muh meme team". /sp/ are a bunch of salty fags when a new team wins a championship.
>>63294140
Preach.
>>63295150
The chan in general has a strong dislike of everything. It's part of the charm. If you take the banter seriously in any way then you may be beyond hope tbqhwy
East: Red Sox, Mets
Central: Royals, Cubs
West: Rangers, Dodgers
WC: Astros, Twins and Cardinals, Pirates
>>63295312
>NL the exact same as this year
unlikely
>>63295312
>red sox
every time
Eric Hosmer looks like he used to put his dick in peoples mouth's while they slept and then called them gay
>>63295327
Only team I could see breaking through outside those 5 are the Giants
so /mlb/, which prospect are you most excited to see debut next year?
I'm going with J.P. Crawford
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ImgJgdfyY
>>63295374
not a debut but i hope osuna gets some time in the starting rotation
>>63295436
Osuna is not a starter for the long term
>>63293263
>>63294140
/sp/ was behind the Royals last year before they got BTFO by Bumgarner. They had their fucking chance to be the beloved champions and they blew it.
Oh well. Next year will be another Giants year and everyone can whine about how they're not really a dynasty and all of their championships are just flukes. Same old shit.
>>63295728
ook
>No baseball for 100+ days
Why live?
>Thank you based Royals for saving and showing the future of MLB.
A new Dustiny has begun
RIP Stras
RIP Joe Ross
RIP Mad Max
RIP Gio
RIP Nast
>>63297194
WHERE'S
>>63297224
DUSTY'S
>>63297194
HEY NATS, HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR MANAGEMENT?
>>63297407
JUST
RING
MY
SHIT
UP
>want to win a world series
>hire dusty baker
>>63297194
Kek. Is Dusty the best manager around? There are way better managers who are looking for a job right now. Ffs, hire Barry Larkin instead.
I'm so glad our GM fired Dusty after he dared him to.
>>63297546
They reportedly offered Bud Black 2/1.8M, said he was insulted by the offer and cut off talks.
Dear Mike Rizzo,
Thank you for guaranteeing the Mets a second straight Division Championship in 2016 by hiring Dusty.
Sincerely,
Every Mets fan
>>63297579
It'd be pretty funny if the marlins somehow won the world series next year under Don Mattingly just to see how Doyers fans react
>>63297578
Cheapskate. If the Nationals wanted to win a World Series, front office needed to hire a good manager. Theo Epstein did that with the Cubs and poached Joe Madden from the Rays. The following year, Cubs make it to the ALCS exceeding expectations. Nationals will not win a World Series with Dusty at the helm.
At the Reds can hire Barry Larkin as manager once the front office realizes that our current one is awful when they get their heads out of their butthole.
>>63297623
Marlins will be much better in 2016. They ran into some bad luck and injuries through the whole season. They are scarier than the Nats, thats for sure.
>>63297579
>>63297623
Who knows Terry Collins could hop on a transcon to LA today to interview about the Dodgers position.
I would not go back to the Mets after keeping Matt Harvey in for the 9th. It seems a number of Mets players are going to test the free agent market especially Daniel Murphy.
>152 days until another 6 months of suffering
Going to opening day against the Who Sox, should be painful for both teams.
>>63297642
Idk man, they have one pitcher that I can name
>Dusty
>Fucking
>Baker
Oh god my sides
>gnats
>>63297714
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fancy-stats/wp/2015/11/03/no-dusty-baker-wont-ruin-the-nationals-pitching-staff/
>"No, Dusty Baker Won't Ruin The Nationals Pitching Staff" by Neil Greenberg
>GREENBERG
>all these baseball SJWs calling Dusty Baker a good hire because they dare not speak ill of a black man even if he's straight garbage
>>63297771
/pol/ was right again
>>63297658
Murph is gone (might tender him to get that draft pick)
Cespedes is gone
Colon is gone
Mets gonna clean house in the bullpen
Niese will end up in the bullpen next year or traded
Gee will probably be packaged somehow (maybe goto texas)
Flores is better at 2B but mets need much improved mid fielders to catch all those ground balls starting rotation produces. I hope they trade him and get something good.
Honestly would trade d'Arnaud to an AL team so he can go between catching and DH. Offensively, he is a solid hitter with good pop. He handles the pitching staff well and hits really well for a C, but his defense and throwing are disgusting. Plawecki is far less a power threat, but he is much better defensively and handle the pitching staff well.
Following lineup:
RF - Grandy
3B - Wright
LF - Conforto
C - d'Arnaud/Plawecki
1B - Duda
CF - Lagares/Nimmo
2B - Flores/Hererra/Reynolds (or traded player)
SS - Flores/Reynolds (or traded player)
Pitching:
Harvey
deGOAT
Matz
Thor
Niese (until wheeler gets back)
Wheeler
Bullpen:
Familia
Black
Montero
Leathersitch
Robles
>>63297676
looking forward to it A's bro. Can't wait to accept a new season of suffering while we both watch our teams make fundamental errors everywhere on opening day.
makes me want to start drinking thinking about it
I'll leave this here
Last night was a punch in the fucking gut. Probably as much for me as anyone else. I’m sure it wasn’t a lot of fun for those who bought WS tickets at Citi Field. But I watched it from Lawrence, Kansas, in the middle of a pile of fucking Royals fans. All of them with hats that look like they’d been purchased about 13 months ago. Obnoxious mother fuckers. And I’m not the sort of opposing fan who makes a scene when his team is winning or losing in that sort of environment. But I had multiple Royals chode-cunts get in my face. Nearly punched one fat fuck in the mouth, but I didn’t think the girlfriend would like it very much.
I’m glad that tonight we’re looking at a start from mother fucking Matt Harvey, even if he’s looked like shit on occasion over the last month. I’m glad it’s the fucking guy who turned every 5th day into a goddamned event, even when this team sucked balls. I’m glad it’s the guy who used to put a perfect game in play every fucking time he took the fucking mound for a period of months. I’m glad it’s that guy again tonight, and I don’t give a shit for Edinson Volquez. I hope to hell the sadness of losing his father makes him lose again. Fuck him.
Post your hopeful lineups and pitching rotation for the 2016 season.
White Sox
CF - Adam Eaton
C- Johnathon Lucroy (traded for Montas and Spencer Adams)
1B - Jose Abreu
LF - Cespoodes
DH - Melky Cabrera
RF - Avi Garcia
3B - Tyler Saladino
2B - Carlos Sanchez
Bench
OF - Trayce Thompson
IF -Micah Johnson
C - Geovanny Soto
IF - Adam Laroche
Pitching
Sale
Quintana
Rodon
Johnson
Danks
>>63298080
forgot SS
move Saladino to SS
Free agent or >Olt for third
>>63298016
>makes me want to start drinking thinking about it
I have the shorks as a reason to right now, but at least I can remember what happened.
>>63298080
How many times I gotta tell you chisox bros
>cespedes
>>63298267
After that world series he is now called cespoodes, habibi
>>63298080
Braves
CF- Maybin to start the season but Mallex Smith replaces him in June/July after a hot start in AAA
RF- Markakis
1B- Freeman
C- Pierzynski
3B- Garcia
LF- Swisher/Bourn
2B- Peterson
SS- Simmons
Miller
Teheran
Wisler
Minor
Foltynewicz
>>63298125
Face it, SS will still be Alexei. Just accept it like accepting Ventura is still coach.
>>63298311
I'd be fine with that ad long as he returns to his former self..
Th.th.th.at can still happen.. rright?
>>63293128
https://youtu.be/IC_MY9ti-eU
Taiwanese Animators World Series recap
>>63298390
His former self hasn't been seen since 2008. Incidentally the last time the Sox went to the playoffs.
>>63297771
Top jew
Name a World Series match up danker than this
Pro tip: you can't
>>63299422
>Rags
I don't think the fan base can take another 1 strike away twice moment without their hearts collapsing.
Justin Heyward seems to be a pretty interesting FA. He's 26 and has a lot of potential. What terms do you think he'll command on the offseason market?
>>63299504
And by Justin I mean Jason.
>>63299422
But the mets won before.
Needs like the rockies or something.
>>63299504
>>63299551
MLB been on his dick since he was a teenager. If he hasnt broken though by now, what you see is what you get. There is no more potential, he is a .290 hitter with 20hr power and fragile.
daily reminder the cubs blew a 3 run lead in the 8th inning of the 2003 NLCS, gave up 5 additional runs, and blew game 7, and blamed it all on one fan trying to catch a foul ball
>>63299603
I haven't seen a tremendous amount of him. I saw a lot of the cards in the playoffs and in September. He seems like he has more to offer but again he's been in the league for what, 5 years now? It would make sense if this is basically what you get. A .260 to .290 hitter and around 20 HR a year.
How is he defensively? He seems like he would be pretty good because he's tall and lanky.
This is the younger brother of a Major League ballplayer. Can you guess who?
>>63299668
but don't Google it because that's no fun
>>63293128
but lulu oritz
and Matuella
>implying Dillon Tate will bust
>>63299603
The typical MLB prime is, like, 27-32 years old though. The J-Hey Kid was 25 last year.
>>63299668
Looks like a younger, less bearded version of Daniel Murphy so I'll go with that. He still looks pretty old for the minors though
>>63299668
Thats either Hosmer's or Murphy's brother. Looks alot more like murph though.
>>63299422
A's vs Brewers
Bay Area degeneracy vs. Midwestern values
>>63299478
we can't
>>63299665
At 5 years you pretty much know what you will be. Very rare a player changes who they become 5 years in. Only players i can think of that transformed midway through their careers are Bautista, Dickey, and all the roids guys.
He is kind of like a poor mans Edmonds or Holliday.
Defensively, A+ range with a B+ arm. Makes the catches he is supposed to and tracks most balls really well. He will never be a liability in the outfield.
>>63299735
>>63299767
Good call. Jonathan Murphy. Taken in the 19th round in 2012 by the Twins. He was cut from their A team in August 2014.
I'd be curious to see other players' siblings.
>>63299729
Yeah but he been consistent starter in the league since he was 19. Its not like he came up at 23 or 24 and then started. Im not saying he is bad, because he is a solid player and would be great on any team, id even say he is a top 25 outfielder in the majors, but the scouts made him out to be the second coming of willie mays, which he is clearly not nor will will he ever be.
Guess who's younger HALF-brother this is.
It ran in the paper the other day and I couldn't believe the resemblance.
>>63299894
>le cuban missile cespedes half brother
>>63299872
whats his position??
Please let it be >2B
>>63299872
I know that Verlander has a brother in the Tiger's farm system, I think he plays third base. I remember him playing in spring training against the Yankees.
Heyward puts up a fantastic WAR
you would be silly to think he was average.
>>63299991
his WAR will be around 6 and has potential to grow as he enters his prime
I see an 8 year contract in the making considering how young he is.
>Mest
If Cespedes comes to the White Sox and Alexei stays, who gets to be the Cuban Missile?
>>63300025
He can definitely get one of those contracts, something like 8yrs @ 15m+ or have one of these built in buy out clauses at year 5. Someone like the Cards or Twins would do something like this in a heartbeat.
Is Maeda getting posted?
Maybe he'll be more affordable with all the big name free agents pitchera out there and these jap pitchers being fragile as fuck.
>>63298080
>Avi
>salad
>Micah
>laroche
Absolutely disgusting
1. LF Eaton
2. RF Dexter Fowler
3. SS Xander Bogaerts
4. 1B Abreu
5. DH Melky
6. 3B Juan Uribe
7. 2B Sanchez
8. C Flowers
9. CF Jackie Bradley Jr
Bench
Soto
Thompson
Micah
Laroche
SP (bye bye Sale, have fun in red socks)
Quintana
Rodon
Marco Estrada
Johnson
Danks
>>63300091
>trading Sale
Flagged
>>63300066
cespedes is shit desu
>>63300168
Even if he's shit, hes still better than the current White Sox players.
>>63300091
>Marco Estrada
he's only good because of navarro m8
>>63300091
>(bye bye Sale, have fun in red socks)
why would boston need a 6th ace
>>63300091
oh look guys its a red sox fan thinking he can get sale for average to above average players
>>63300221
Well, he's cheap, flowers is pretty good at handling pitchers too. If he doesn't work out then maybe Montas can try.
>>63300272
But Bogaerts is good senpai
>>63294140
>/sp/ gets mad
Stop rejecting our broship offers than dumbass
>>63299850
Yeah I agree 5 years is a large enough sample size to determine a players ability. Very rare for them explode like those names mentioned.
I could see a team like the Yankees or Dodgers giving him a 12x8 or 12x7 contract. Which isn't too bad considering he's only 26 and by the end of those deals hell be in his early to mid 30s.
>>63299894
That's definitely David Ortiz brother.
Literally C U C K E D: the picture
What a massive c u c king, will the >Mest ever recover f a m?
>>63300392
Forgot pic
Well, it's all but guaranteed, but post your Mets starting pitching for 2016:
Bumgarner
Bumgarner
Bumgarner
Bumgarner
Bumgarner
>>63300392
>>63300416
Royals really know how to c u c k the fuck out of their opponents
>>63299962
He was an outfielder.
>>63300382
nope. see >>63299908. It's uncanny.
>>63300091
Being "affordable" is a reason that he might not try the market. He's not the uber prospect he once was anyway.
>>63300342
ayyy what up senpai, fuck that faggot, us KC senpai know what the real broship is
KC/NYY 2016 ALCS for real doe
NOW WATCH US DRIP
NOW WATCH US MAYMAY
.... Mets vs Orioles 2016 world series
>>63300504
Nice to see someone using my OC
>>63300052
>>63300416
Oh, man. My hands went right to my head too. Strange how that's so universal.
>>63295374
Aaron Judge
He shouldn't make the opening day roster but will probably get called up pending Beltran's annual dl stint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1qQYBH1SW0
>>63300508
>Orioles 2016 world series
Didn't you learn from last year?
Jays fan still here bruhs
EE and Bats confirmed back for 2016 watch the fuck out. Shapiro confirmed BTFO by AA's wizardry and won't fuck this teams shit up until at least 2017.
Also Dickey is back too I guess
>>63300342
the only thing id reject is your refugees after HOUZ and MOOSE hit bombs in yankee stadium. Hopefully more die there than in 9/11
get fucked nigger
#kissthering
>>63300529
its a gr8 meme f a m
>>63300541
I'm excited senpai. I can't wait for our prospects to come up, it's going to be fun to watch
>>63300566
Does Moose have the most punchable face in the league? All signs confirmed for yes. He could roleplay as a giant chipmunk tbqhwyf
what kind of deal is zimmerman expected to get
>>63300566
>NoHS false-flagging this hard
ayy lmao
>>63300616
he's for sure dedicated
>>63300555
No but with the right amount of dank they will cruise to the eries
>>63300598
stay c u c k e d
>>63300681
Good series royalsbruh, remember to share this pic, this triggers the Texan
>>63300598
the only thing punchable was your moms stomach when she was pregnant with you
stay cuKCed
Hopefully Canada gets infiltrated with ISIS scum after your WEEDLMAO idiot brings in hundreds of thousands
#kissthering
#bowtothekings
#weareroyal
#KCDynasty
>>63300747
> 3 (T H R E E) consecutive errors
>>63300747
Please reminder that anyone saying "c u c k e d", or "#kissthering", or any variety of hashtagged nonsense is an angry false flagger with a profoundly blasted booty.
Keep that in mind when crafting you're poasts
LOL @ the mad inferior fanbases in this thread
Royals aren't stopping with 2015
#kissthering
>>63300763
>mfw detoilet hasn't won a ring since 1984
>>63300763
>this weak shitposting
They warned us this would happen, we just werent ready tbqh, should be a fun regular season meeting can't wait for the memes
>>63300797
>Detroit: 1984
>Royals: 1985 - done
>Mets: 1986
Tigers Mets world series confirmed next year
>>63300797
>Detoilet
>relevant
I hope they enjoy staying in the cellar as we DRIP DRIP DRIP all over them
hopefully Norris has a career ending injury and has his cancer return
#kissthering
>>63300504
Yes senpai
What do you say, /sp/?
"at bat"
or
"at-bat"
I'm talking about the noun here, not the prepositional phrase. i.e. "He just had his first [AB]," not "Who is [batting] right now?"
http://strawpoll.me/5911626
>>63300823
I liked it better when #kissthering was plural
We can do that since we got back to back ones but we don't because Jays fans are the classiest lads in all sports tbqh
Lorenzo Cain's hot white wife in the parade. God bless you Lorenzo
>>63300559
Those were somewhat locked options. I'm way more interested in who they pursue in FA. They need a solid number 1 or 2 starter. I honestly think sanchez and Osuna should stay where they are. Cecil Sanchez and Osuna is okay with me for the bullpen. If I was Shapiro I would try and get Zimmerman because a 4 to 5 year deal at 20 is pretty good. It's also worth noting that taking a chance on somarj wouldn't be all that bad either. His value has dropped with his latest struggles but he's still a solid rotation guy.
>>63300797
>Cabrera's only World Series ring will be with the Marlels.
>>63300834
>wanting to broship with the skanks
after they filled our stadium for years?
after they cukced our team plucking our players for years?
fuck you, you aren't a real fan
you aren't royal
go back to wearing your cardinals hat you inbred faggot
>>63300870
>just won the eries
>is still bootyblasted
>mfw Royalsfans are so insecure they can't stop shitposting for even one day after winning their meme ring because they know they won't even come close next year
ayy lmao
>>63300913
that royals shitposter is actually NoHS false flagging without his trip
pic related he has been getting btfo so hard by kc since last year
>>63300858
we only have 30-35 million to work with taking into account everyones options being picked up and various arbitrations because rogers is a cheap cunt and keeping the payroll the same despite sitting on a 34 billion dollar empire
>>63300968
Lel I remember that when it was posted
I actually believed it too desu, good thing I was wrong
>>63300968
this desu
>>63300965
>mfw its actually nohs and bees false-flagging
>>63300970
Well you have no choice. Unless you trade someone with a lot of salary for young players I don't see how they have a choice. Rogers will make money if they spend it on this team. If they spent an additional 20 to 30 million on the salary they can make 4x that on ticket holders and TV ratings. 40 million is legit pocket change to rogers.
>>63301005
>mfw Royalsfags are SO insecure and SO worried their meme ring was a fluke they literally cannot stop shitposting and when confronted they scream "MUH FALSE FLAG" as if their fanbase wasn't full of inbred bandwagoner flyover meth addicts
>>63301068
It's more so the inferiority complex. They felt so inadequate for 30 years they've just resorted to mass shit posting.
>>63301064
He already makes multiple times more than the payroll from ad revenue aired during jays games, he owns the fucking channel that has the rights to air the games
i wish we had an owner that was actually a fan
>>63300416
>>63300052
I've been staring at this picture for 15 minutes.. Each face has its own brand of agony. Let's start with the kid.
11-12 years old. He is wincing. He is holding his hands to his goofy hat as if they will help his brain comprehend what it is seeing. He has never felt this crushed by a sporting event in his life. This is his 1 strike away moment. He looks like he is in physical pain, as if someone is stabbing him in the heart.
Moving to the right in the blue jacket. He is stunned. He is the only fan looking at another part of the field; only he isn't looking at the field. This is the 1000 yard stare that you get from someone who is utterly lost and unable to comprehend what is happening in the moment. He looks like he's on the first part of, "ARE you kidding me?"
Moving to the right with the guy in the tucked in t-shirt. Horror. He is watching the ball sail by d'Arnaud as if someone is throwing his baby out of a moving vehicle. The baby in this case is his world series dreams. He can see the life sail past him. He cannot look away from the trainwreck.
Next to the right. Disgust. His head hurts too much for him to even place his hands on it. He looks like he is saying "How?" As in, "HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID, DUDA?!"
But the next one is my favorite. Moving back one to the left and then up, is Meta-face. This man is looking directly into the camera lens. It's as if he knows we are looking at this photograph a day later; as if he knows it will become a bookmarked memory for time immemorial. His timing is perfect. His expression says to us, "Look upon me. Look at this moment as it lies before you. This is what it is like to be a Mets fan. Bask in my agony." left of him, another 1000 yard stare, his hands cover his mouth in disbelief.
A couple of people have already turned their heads as if they are walking away. These are the "Literally can't even"s, and they are done with baseball right now.
Remember when the Royals absolutely demolished the Blue Jays with a score of 14-2
what a fluke
>>63301138
dickey and penington pitching were responsible for 7 of those runs
>>63301138
>reminder they needed to do it off an inconsistent washed up knuckleballer
Pic related, this kills the Royals offense
>>63301157
flukey
how many of those runs was your outfielder-as-pitcher responsible for
>>63301138
dickey got keked hard in that game
>>63301097
If what you said is true, why wouldn't they dump money into this team? It's the most opportune time considering their biggest weakness atm is the rotation. I would love to know how much money was generated by the 2nd half alone. I bet it was more than the past 2 years combined.
>>63301173
And Shapiro still picked up his 12m option, the absolute madman
>>63301161
>doesn't count, we didn't want to win anyway, was a fluke, jays won the real series
kiddo
>>63301138
drip drip drip drip drip
>>63301161
>estrada and keuchel literally write a clear fucking blueprint on how to keep the royals down
>lol lets throw as many heaters into the strikezone as possible
bravo mets
>>63300846
ap'bap
>mfw the nationals unironically hire dusty baker
>mfw he ruins strasburg
>mfw he ruins scherzer
>mfw he ruins giolito within 3 months of being called up
>>63301191
>jays 100% know how to beat the royals
this statement seems flawed somehow
>>63301138
>Remember when the Royals absolutely demolished RA Dickey with a score of 14-2
Fixed that for you family.
>>63300846
I've never seen a strawpoll that got literally zero replies. And this is the first one I've ever made. What a failure I am.
>>63301204
Can't into reading comprehension I see.
>>63301205
>jays were lights out except for that one flukey fluke
>>63301179
>why wouldn't they dump money into this team?
what part of cheap uninterested owner do you not understand? He doesnt care at all, he doesnt go to any games, the team is like an accessory to them.
Insiders who got the jump on AA leaving have already said payroll will stay the same as 2015
>>63301222
nice poll i voted on it
>>63301232
>lights out
I never wrote that once you shithead. Dickey lost that game for the Jays. I could have pitched better.
>>63301204
>jays 100% know how to beat the royals
did you even read what i wrote my meth addicted friend?
>>63293579
levelheads get out RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEREE
Gallardo to sign oversized contract with doyers when
>>63301254
R-really? Thank you, senpai!
>>63301257
>Jays would have won if they didn't lose
zoz
>>63301276
fuck off hes getting an oversized contract from us
Once again it takes the bro-tier Jays fans to bring the proper bantz in /mlb/ threads. The heroes we need.
An estimated 400,000 people are in downtown Kansas City's for the Royals WS parade
