The .700 Club
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You may only post ITT if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better
==Safe this week==
BENGALS (vs Browns)
PATRIOTS (vs Redskins)
BRONCOS (at Colts)
PANTHERS (vs Packers)
Packers (at Panthers)
Cardinals (BYE)
==In danger this week==
Falcons (at 49ers)
Vikings (vs Rams)
==Applying for membership==
CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT
everyone else fuck off
==Club Notices==
--Membership and Applications--
The .700 Club welcomes a new member for the first time this season with the Vikings. You pretty much only beat up on shit teams though, so your application was only begrudgingly accepted. Try not to make us regret it.
Jets application for re-entry FUCKING DENIED. This is what you get for acting like you finally mean something with Rex gone. It will always go south sooner or later, and don't you forget it.
Applications will re-open when someone hits 6-3, which will probably be after week 10. All you starry-eyed mediocres waiting for a call up to the big boy table gotta eat your veggies to prove you deserve it.
>>63273458
==Club Notices==
--The Blacklist--
A third of the league is now on the blacklist. The Cowboys and Bears decided they might as well just give up, and join the Lions, 49ers, Ravens, Browns, Texans, Titans, Jaguars, Chiefs, and Chargers. Fuck that's a lot of AFC teams.
The next slate of games has 8 more teams on the chopping block, with at least 2 executions guaranteed. In the Dolphins at Bills and Giants at Buccaneers games, all teams have 4 losses, so it's basically like a gladiator pit among slaves fighting for their survival. The joke is that even if they win now, they still won't last long enough to win their freedom.
The Saints, Redskins, and Eagles also all face blacklisting, as do the Colts if they manage to not lose tonight against the Panthers (fat fucking chance) but even if they do that, they're still up against the Broncos next week.
>>63273475
==Club Notices==
--Miscellaneous--
Packers get a shot at redemption this week with a chance to knock off the last undefeated NFC team in the Panthers. Whether you've suddenly got doubts about how possible that is or not, it still looks like the best game on paper this week and another matchup between club members.
Looks like the garbage is finally being cleaned off the streets, cause 4 of the 6 teams on their bye this week are already blacklisted, meaning we don't have to watch as many shit teams this week. And one of the other 2 is the Seahawks, who nobody ever wants to put up with watching anyways.
This week is pretty much a crapshoot for primetime games though, TNF is shit by default, SNF is Eagles at Cowboys, and MNF is Bears at Chargers. I hope for your sake that you won the "fuck yeah I'm not living in a football TV market hellhole" lottery so that you get some of the better regional games, cause damn the night games suck. Or you could just decide to be NOT poor and get sunday ticket.
someone post that screencap from last week, you know the one
>>63273496
>>63273475
>>63273458
OP pls
>2 weeks ago the Jets were in the club
>last week they were applying to get back in
>this week they're not even up for consideration
what went wrong?
>>63274452
Injuries. Injuries errywhere
>>63274452
Having to play two elite passing offenses went wrong
Rawr, y'all.
I swear to god if we lose to the fucking whiners again, I will burn this city to the ground.
>still 4 undefeated teams
>.700 club
why bother
>>63274851
pepper your angus
>>63275516
This teebeeaych
It happened! We made it!
The Vikings have taken their place in the club. Even if they lose every other game this season, 4chan will forever know that on this 2nd day of November, 2015, the Vikings made it into the .700 club.
>>63275594
I'm happy as well, but bro c'mon
>>63275614
This may be the last time this ever happens. Let me gloat.
>>63275594
feels good
>>63275594
>having this little faith
baka desu senpai
Rams, raiders are very beatable 1 dimensional teams.
>Beat 2 members of the .700 club
>>63275754
Both very scary games. Honestly, I think the Seahawks and Falcons will be easier to beat than them.
>>63275594
I am reveling in it, but as a Vikings fans since forever I can only be reserved over it. That schedule coming up isn't easy.
>>63275778
Undoubtedly, Raiders and Rams both are much more solid all round
>>63275786
Exactly why we should celebrate now.
>>63275594
Honestly you should've been here weeks ago but you just HAD to lose humiliatingly against the 49ers, it's been an uphill battle since then because of that.
>>63275778
>>63275804
Are you niggas shitting me?
They have to rely on gurley a 1st year rb and a good defense to carry.
Then the raiders D is sus to me, all those wins are to be taken with a grain of salt. I'll accept they're a good D on how they handle rapistburger. Plus carr is the main thing keeping them glued together, hoping they can hit him early and rattle him.
>>63275871
Losing to the niners on primetime like that might have been the best thing for them honestly.
It's possible they bought into their own hype and the niners loss was a reminder to them.
>>63275969
>they have to rely on a good rb and good defense
And? Better offensive tools than Seahawks, and that defense would fuck Atlanta raw
Atlanta is just an offense machine, and I pick Raiders over them because they have a great offense as well, but much better D.
Raiders and Hawks is up in air, but I still pick Raiders since Hawks look like dogshit.
feels good mang
>>63275969
>they have to rely on an elite defense and running game to carry them
lol what does this even mean
>>63276078
Falcons might be overrated, freeman has footage on him of multiple games and won't be doing what he did to start the season. Gurley will continue on since he is the complete package of a rb.
>>63276173
When todd gurley gets stopped as all rb's do, it's more likely to be a loss. Tavon austin/foles are very inconsistent.
And I wouldn't call them a good defense yet.
>>63276142
congratulations on beating the fucking bears
>>63276309
Trent Richardson could put up 1500 yards on the Falcons this year
He could probably put up 1300 for the Rams too
>>63276322
>beating the bears without the unsung team hero and subjective most valuable player due to injuries ellison
>>63276356
That's an insult to gurley he's the complete package of speed, power and vision. Once every so often rb. I've seen gurley earn and make a lot of those yards.
>>63276322
thanks man!
Beating the bears at soldier field for the first time since 2007 is actually a pretty big deal for the vikings. So is getting divisional road wins. Its like vindication that these might not be the same old vikings. I know im pretty excited.
>>63276411
I'm not saying Gurley isn't good, I'm saying that the O-line gets paid too. If he'd started the season opener Gurley might be in the 2K conversation.
>sweeping the lions
if it wasn't for that you wouldn't be in the club
nothing to be proud of
>>63276439
4 games excluding his 6 att 9 yards game
141 yards per game, most def potential 2k club if healthy.
I mean the o-line is doing it's job, but the run game was doing jack shit when gurley was out.
>>63276610
Reminder that the only team in the .700 club who's beaten any good teams is the Broncos. Nobody else has had any harder of a schedule than anyone else in the club.
>>63276610
why are you so mad lol
the vikings are good. get over it.
>>63276654
>Nobody else has had any harder of a schedule than anyone else in the club.
The patriots beat the jets, the bengals beat the raiders, and the packers beat the rams, all of which have winning records. So those teams have better resumes than the vikings.
>>63276008
Pity the 9ers don't take note of that and keep embarrassing themselves over and over again.
>still safe
>mfw the colts beat 2 out of the panthers, Broncos and Falcons and then lose every other game this season (even afc south games)
When Indy isn't a contender they tend to be giant slayers but get blown out by shit teams. Brebare your angus carolina
>>63277012
They're a team that lost too many players and yet to form a solid identity. The vikings most likely gameplanned for last years niners instead of this years on top of buying their own hype.
kaep with read option was legit as fuck and getting rid of harbaugh was such a horrible move. They're trying to make a cat bark, It'd be interesting if kaep went to the rams and tried to pull that with gurley and then getting 1 on 1 matchups and using his laser.
>>63277336
Yeah, Jed York is trying to run his team into the ground.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14039472/vernon-davis-san-francisco-49ers-traded-denver-broncos
>>63277375
7th/6th swap, that's not good value for a player who still has some years left in the tank. Vernon was most likely upset though and I can't blame him if he was.
>>63277375
>Broncos trade down a round in 2016 and give a 6th-rounder in 2017 for Vernon Davis
jesus fucking christ
>>63277433
>that's not good value for a player who still has some years left in the tank
and a few months left on a contract
>>63277336
Harbaugh had been the best thing to happen to that team since Steve Young retired.
And fucking York tried to Al Davis himself all over Harbaugh and it didn't work and now he has a clusterfuck of a team, a quarterback with potential that's never realized and an organization that just doesn't give a fuck.
Broncos just got a legit future HOFer TE, we run this club now. Move aside bitches, football royalty coming through.
>>63273436
>==In danger this week==
>Falcons (at 49ers)
>at 49ers
>danger
kek
>>63278035
>frenchie pretending like they know what they're talking about
d'aww, that's cute
>>63278035
These are the sort of games where you overlook and lose them.
Last 4 falcons games were struggles.
and that was the skins, titans and bucs
>>63275516
Welcome to /sp/ maybe lurk a bit more before posting too much.
Who's your .700 husbando?
>peypey shitposting revival
defense babby
>>63278747
>>63278035
they're frauds, I can see them collapsing terribly down the stretch
>>63278747
The one that lets me fuck their wife.
>>63277130
>implying the Jags aren't taking the AFC South
So, panthers-broncos owl?
>>63278035
They lost to the Bucs
The. Fucking. Bucs.
>>63279133
Not to mention struggled to beat the Titans the week before that. Kek
>>63278747
>>63273475
>BLACKLIST not in the OP
shaking my head. kill yourself family
>about to marry a football fan from minnesota who was the runner up on americas next top model
>>63273436
calling it now. the vkings rams game is gonna be the best game of the year.
to quote Bart Scott I simply cannot wait.
also win or lose just please no injuries.
Gurley vs AD. he's gonna smoke us.
two good pass rushes vs awful o lines.
no WRs anywhere. except diggs maybe.
foles vs teddy.
>>63279706
so he did it right for once instead of fucking it up, you mean? yeah shame on him
>>63275969
carr is an elite qb and woodson is playing like a prime ed reed
vikings are getting btfo
>>63279918
This picture never gets old. I want to meet this guy and post a pic with him. It would break /sp/
Whooo Falcons.
>>63280058
>5 interceptions
>2 from broken peypey
>cutler
>geno smith
Peypey leads league ints, cutler led last year, geno was so bad he was pulled from games at times last year
>3 ints on 8 attempts 2 completions 5 yards vs bills last year
I'd take those ints with a grain of salt
>>63280280
Forgot mccown, 14 last year. Surprised he hasn't imploded yet, probably a better fit with browns than bucs.
>>63280170
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63280280
picks are picks nigga go watch them and tell me to take them with a grain of salt
>>63280525
Okay
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPDYJAuUZU
Jump ball double coverage, geno
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEieXGJa2WY
peypey triple coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lz5jZxEiW0
peypey jumpball double coverage, staredown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQrh6AiwM4o
I'll admit this was a good play by woodson, but bad decision from cutler
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iZxa7-C9dM
mccown, bad read. But I'll admit a good play.
Overall, grain of salt 2 of 5 were all him
I guess the Vikings aren't that bad.
Can someone just hurt Manning's shoulder? I hate seeing him throw so poorly, someone needs to put him out of his 40 year old misery.
>>63273436
>==In danger this week==
>Falcons (at 49ers)
>>63281538
>Jimmy Falon
>Ever
Kill yourself.
>>63275763
tfw
>>63273458
We've faced everyone the packers have faced except for two teams that we face in the next three weeks.... Yeah, okay. If we don't belong here, the Packers don't either
Teddy put up 240 on the Broncos, no INTS and we got ref balled 1000 times harder than the Pack did last night. Oh and at least we didn't give up like whiney little faggots, we actually got back into the game and had Teddy Clutchwater ready to drive the distance but we have a shit O Line that let teddy get sacked like 7 times that game.
>>63279864
I honestly cant wait for this game, my panties are soaking.
>>63279864
I think AP Is going to teach the rookie the art of running and out rush him. He ALWAYS has great games against the Rams.
We're going to have a fun game, it will go down as the best game of the season.
Calling it now, 500 combined RUSHING yards will be present in this game.
AP Still has it, he showed it against Chiraq, hes finally back to him old self.
>>63291545
>>63275763
>yfw the Clots were blacklisted
>whew
>>63273436
>BLACKLIST not in the OP
>not easily listing the in danger teams for convenience
fucking faggot
>>63278155
No, the whole point is there are supposed to be "ELITE BROSHIP" threads until all the undefeateds are gone, and then the .700 threads are born.
WOOO
>Falcons in danger
>against Blaine Gabbert
>>63273436
you are the same idiot that said the jets would kill the raiders
you fucking suck and I'm not even a raiderfan
We need a better unbiased OP
Feelsgoodfam. We'll probably lose to Green Bay next week but 7-1 still aint shabby.
Feels good Senpai
>>63273436
>mfw green shit "fans" thought their fraud team was going to walk all over the broncos
>mfw they got put in their place like the bitch boys they are
>mfw green shit "fans" have suddenly vanished and will likely stay gone since the panthers will beat them next week as well since the packshits can only beat cupcake teams
>mfw the broncos are styling all over the place and this triggers the impotent rage of many a cheese fucker
stay pissed and know your place you dumb ass faggots.
>>63298246
>mfw "Packers D is only slightly below Broncos D but the Packer O is miles above Broncos O so Packers rape
>mfw people unironically thought this for weeks
>mfw niggers forgot what defense means
>>63295577
Don't count wins before you get them.. And for crying out loud, don't count losses until somebody beats you.
They'll have to play better than they played last night to beat the Packers.
They can play better than they played last night.
I'm still sad, angry, and annoyed
>>63298246
>>63298259
Meh, the Packers always seem to have one game a year where they just play like absolute crap for no reason. Feels ok to get it out of the way against a good team that was a toss up game instead of doing it against a shit team and getting a loss that we really shouldn't have.
I'm a little pissed, but they'll be fine, and back in form for the Panthers and the nobodys after them.
>>63291745
>OP giving the new guy some shit like he's supposed to
>vikesanon takes it seriously and whines like a little bitch over it
yknow maybe he was right after all
Rhett Ellison is the next Kleinsasser
>>63298844
>swedebro unironically a vikings fan
neat
>>63298844
Viking fans dream big
>>63292568
>Intentionally wants me to do it in exactly the wrongest way and ruin the club
'no'
>>63294660
So you prefer a bland, unspecific, unbiased report rather than lively banter that may or may not end up true?
Not only does that mean you don't really get why these threads exist, you might want to vacate /sp/ as well, too controversial for you.
Sorry for posting. But. How many games do the Raiders have to win to be in?
>>63298844
True
I just wanna see mycole and Rudolph get better at blocking and then cause all sorts of mismatches with triple te sets. On top of jumbo blocking packages for ap.
>>63276887
>resume
>this isn't college football
Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit.
>>63301012
bout tree fiddy
>>63281538
I hope you get stung in the balls by a wasp for posting that faggot.
>>63301012
3 games in a row
who /R E L A X E D/ here?
Godgers will enter his cheat codes and rebound the team like usual
if they dont find fire against the strong Panthers team then they will the week after
4 of the last 10 teams in the Superb Owl weren't in the .700 Club. 3 of those teams won the Owl.
Reminder this club is pointless.
>>63304250
40% is still a high percent, but it then means one of the current teams in the club could fall out and hover and join the 60% part.
Plus those are irrelevant numbers anyways, it's like saying a coin being heads 10 times has any ruling on the outcome of the next flip.
>>63304250
fan of a team under .700 detected
How many of the teams in this club have a ring?
>>63304685
the holy Broncos/Packers/Patriots union
>>63304036
the week after for you I think is 4 straight division opponents.
It's not going to be nearly easy as you think.
Reminder that Vikings are 3-0 division
>>63304749
>Lions/Bears
con fucking grats
>>63304685
how many of them WILL have a ring?
>>63304803
4 after the Panthers win it all this year
>>63304728
Exactly. I can almost guarantee the creator of this thread is a Bengals or Falcons fan. It's all he has. What a fag.
>>63304863
The Panthers will finish the season 7-9
Cap this
>>63304795
thank you, haven't won in chicago since 2007.
And lions games were thoroughly enjoyed, what's your favorite team?
>>63304749
>3-0 against the lelons and burrs
oh my
>thinking the favreless vikings aren't eternally Rodgers play thing
>>63298655
>Meh
Faggot
>They'll be "back in form" once they start playing shit teams again
Yeah, sounds about right to me.
>>63304917
who do you think m'Queen
>>63304942
I should cap your post to prove that weaboos have some mild form of autism, November 22nd should be a fantastic night to prove the Vikings have a great shot to take the mid season title AFTER the peckers go 6-0.
Where will your excuses be?
>>63305092
if you are going to cap my post then make sure you get my name faggot
Cardinalsssss
Bengals are da bomb
>>63279864
It feels like a mirror match up in a fighting game. Should be a great game.
>>63291860
I don't know. Last year AD only had 75 on 21 attempts for 3.6 a carry. That's pretty mediocre. Granted Patterson did wreck them that game. Being in Minny could be a huge difference too.
>>63304036
>heh, i'm totally fine. even though my "team's"shit ass "fan base" wouldn't shut the fuck up about how they would demolish the broncos yet got thoroughly DOMINATED, i mean, ya know, i'm f..fine. y-yeah... heh h-heh.
nice damage control dumb ass lmao.
Are these threads only a thing because "still being in the 0.7 club" is how falcons fans try and emulate the still being in the playoffs feel normal teams get?
Should really be undefeated threads
>tfw haven't punted the ball the past two games yet we have over 10 turnovers
Sure would be nice if we didn't turn the ball over every time we crossed the 50 yard line
>>63304977
>Not remembering the egg they dropped to the bills last year
>>63292628
This desu. The real newfags are the ones who forget about the elite broship threads.
Though it's probably some shitter shattered nigger who's team isn't one of the ELITE that's forcing the premature .700 club
Out of 9 games left it's really hard to imaging the vikes won't get at least 4 wins
the question is if 9-7 would get a wild card
I'd be willing to bet a lot of $$ that 10-6 would...
>>63283511
>>63303730
>hating jimmy fallon
>>63275594
>Vikings (vs Rams)
lmao enjoy your 1 week stay, bask in your successful campaign against the most worthless teams in the league
>>63314885
you know. teams aren't static from year to year they get better or worse
what makes you think the rasm are so good
>>63279820
okay i'm actually jelly. not of the marriage part... but of your cock and your sundays
>>63316191
>>63279820
and by looking at the ring... your bank account. skol
>>63273436
Does this apply to all sports?
>They have won 413 of their 538 test matches
>76.77%
>.768
Do the All Blacks qualify for the ELITE tier?
Falcons are gonna win super bowl
>>63317333
IDK what the fuck the Falcons are, but trips confirme.
>>63316912
sure fuck it they could beat the lions and bears and we already let the vikings in
ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!
>>63291745
Are Vikings THIS new at the table that their fans don't even know how the .700 Club works?
>>63273436
>your team
I don't think NFL owners frequent 4chan
>not having a kicker with a 100% success rate
>the 2015 NFL season
>"Elite" club
Even the Steelers have that now.
>all these posters ITT talking like they know how this works
>acting like this is new or should be done differently
this has been an /sp/ tradition for yeaaaars now faggots, learn some culture
>Falcons
>In Danger vs 49ers
Fuck you.
>>63321717
hello newfriend, stay a while and learn some things before you start posting
>>63321717
You say when you just lost to the Bucs
Welcome to the blacklist Colts, we knew you had it in you.
Now half of the AFC is on it.
clots on suicide watch
The prophecy has come true after all
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63076602/#63076666
>>63318648
Them GOATkowski stats
