Remember this guy?
Djibril Cisse (ex-Liverpool and French national team player) got arrested today for blackmailing current French national team player Mathieu Valbuena with a sex tape....
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/13/djibril-cisse-liverpool-blackmail-sex-tape
top lel tbh
>>62691028
wait, what? Did they fugg?
Djibril has nothing to do why that apparently and the sex-tape may not even be real
>The 34-year-old Cissé, whose career has been marred by injuries, is currently without a club after being released by the Ligue 1 side Bastia in the summer.
Now that's an understatement, the poor guy broke his leg two times.
do you think valbuena has a normal-sized dick?
>>62691568
Never forget ;_;7
>>62691607
OH GOD
>>62691604
>tfw if his dick would be 10% of the height of his overall body, it still wouldn't mean much
>>62691604
Probably. Dicks don't tend to be affected by dwarfism.
>>62691028
probably became scummy from his time in liverpool
he only knew the guys who were supposedly behind it. probably doesn't even exist.
reminds me of this though.
http://thebiglead.com/2015/09/20/jaromir-jagr-blackmail-tabloid/
1000% more hilarious.
>2005
Beat up a 15-year old boy
Settled out of court.
>2006
Beat up his pregnant wife (now ex-wife)
Wife didn't press charges.
>2009
Beat up a stripper in Newcastle
Settled out of court.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>62691857
>looks at skin color
le glass legs man
