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the lonely life of betting edition
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1st for Estonia Switzerland O2.5 goals is the official bet.
Mackers is literally too shrewd to profit
Euan needs one of those set-ups in his wall so he doesnt lose count anymore.
>>62661344
kek
>>62661339
Kunal Mistry
18 mins
On Belarus HTFT
James Mckeown How can you take HT result when they have had 1 shot in 20mins/missing their captain/striker?
Like · Reply · 3 · 15 mins
Kunal Mistry Because KDL & DDL
Like · Reply · 3 · 4 mins
James Mckeown Absolute fucking joke, fucking cuntmuscles paying £25 a month to back shite bets on the opposite side and kep fucking winning I'm so fucking done bye
England -1 mainstream special sub-edition
>tfw no greek milf gf
>>62661392
If Vardy starts England cover that easily.
>>62661392
shit odds
>>62661379
might be difficult since the austria match is already nearly done
>>62661362
He was probably happy with the San Marino equaliser
>>62661440
He's on under 3.75 so probably not
>>62661428
>The city of me
>>62661487
jej
>>62661392
i'll stick to my draw/england @ 4 as i have actually watched last 5 england matches
>>62661487
Praying for goals now tbh need meltdown caps
>>62661542
James Mckeown I don't win on any bets Danny. I'm down £800k since June. Gone way past varience now. I wasn't even old enough to gamble when San Marino U19 last scored. Just can't be fucked. On my last ever asianconnect deposit, genuine sadness/depression in my life cause of all this. Just need to research/tip/buy houses and be content with that.
>>62661567
LOL
>>62661567
Imagine paying money to listen to this shit petulant cunt throw his money away because he's a shit bettor and can only make money from years ago when it was easier.
Actually that sounds like it's worth £25 a month.
>>62661567
top fucking kek
>>62661567
>JUST NEED TO RESEARCH
>JUST
not so easy when you're an addict James
>>62661567
utter utter
>>62661567
Poor guy, I'm so scared of when I become too shrewd to profit. Already seen it happen to Mackers, BritTurk and Mark.
lids , lids , lids ;^)
>>62661641
How does Lux avoid this curse?
>>62661667
By only commenting on his wins, if he tips one winner and one loser it comes across like he's actually up when in reality assuming he level staked he'd be down. Think he's on his way to Mackers situation tbh.
lads lads lads ;)
what we on for the england game then, rooney FGS? ;)
>>62661733
Theo anytime or nothing
>>62661809
>Just seen he is benched
Nothing it is
>Belarus goal
gg mackers
>>62661960
his name is Mackoon ffs
just placed a normie bet
england 3-0 kane anytime
>3-1
GG MACKOON
post pga caps please
Any tips on MLB/NHL tonight, boys?
>>62661701
See what you mean, no mention of the full loss with Dortmund but a half win at low odds with Sweden gets lots of posts.
>>62662241
O5.5 Buf-Cbj
how many more for belarus?
>MACKOON
REST IN PEACE
>mackers
At least tipperleaks has stopped
>>62662241
Boston to score next.
I DEMAND PGA screencaps NOW
Finnie leaving him when?
>>62662335
Hm.. Was actually thinking going over. Gonna put 30 on it. Thanks m8
>>62662525
>>62662475
>>62662474
>>62662205
>>62662067
Wah wah, goo goo
England -1 price looking more and more tempting
>>62662516
told ya
>>62661317
I went for Morroco, swiss -1, eng -1
>>62661317
what is going on in that pic
>>62662662
I'll tell you when you're older :^)
lads, lads, lads ;)
>tfw on belarus -2.5 and not ht
Thank you slavs.
favourites all win tonight
>>62661567
i'm new here what is this
>>62662910
what you on lads ?
>Didnt smack unders in everything
England HT Result @ 2.50
>23 mins, and the only goal is in one of the two matches i didn't bet on
>>62662910
>>62663613
The rball is a little misleading and although >we are by far playing the better football Lithuania are parking the bus hard and we're not creating many chances. Would say that price is fair and not worth risking tbh.
>inb4 goal immediately following this post
who /teixeira/ here?
Looking wonderful so far, dat value
>>62663720
>>62663720
...
>>62663720
utter utter
^
>>62663720
/bet/ magic
>>62663892
what price you get BT? I took -1 at 1.77
>>62663844
T E I X E I R A
praying to god that this works out and covers my losses over the past few days
>>62659833
AYYYY UAC
>13-0
whats going on here in norway
genuinely dizzy at the slovenia -1.5 price, need to place the bet before I pass out
>>62664494
>thought about getting on this at 6-0
>forgot about it
>see score now
holy shit
What's the navy bet of the week?
>>62663961
Wah wah goo goo gah gah
>>62664584
Just put unreal amounts on, insane.
Another absolutely horrendous day. If anyone is up for the month you deserve a good pat on the back, it's been a real struggle.
>>62664847
>He's not up a cunt on Englel -1
>>62664584
we are shit tbh
>>62664993
A bet is winning so it was value
>>62664584
What is it? My bookie doesn't offer it, got - 2 @3.25 though which is tempting
>>62665101
>Unless it's U-17 Samoan women it's not value
>>62665025
you took your sweet ass time, fake slovakia
>>62664828
HUP
>>62665198
>Americans still have no concept of value
Bazinga!
the absolute madman
>>62665454
Who's this cunt?
>>62665454
is that your boyfriend?
>>62665454
Tbf he will probably get shot for such a misdemeanour in 'murica
>2 goals to luxembourg
fugg, don't do this to me lads
>>62661984
>kanes goal was given as an own goal
>>62665866
It literally hit the post, bounced into the back of the keepers head then went in. It was 100% an own goal so you can't complain.
>>62665832
top fucking kek
Mackers up 45k today
>>62665927
still buttmad
does anybody else hedge literally every bet they make? Even if I think I'm onto a winning bet I make sure I even out if anything else happens. You know, just in case. Eases my nerves tbh
>>62665927
No money on Kane but I still don't understand the purpose of the own goals. OGs in hockey get credited to last player to touch the puck. Makes sense to me.
>>62666004
pic
>>62666021
sounds like you're betting what you're not prepared to lose
>>62665866
http://videa.hu/videok/sport/anglie-2-0-fvDEXfGvEMfX69Wx?start=0.881977
doesn't look like it hits the post
>>62666032
Generally that is true in football too but if it looks like it was going in anyway then they let it slide usually but if it literally wouldn't have gone in but for coming off the opposition player (as in this instance) then its an OG.
>>62664828
E Z
>>62666032
The head is a valid goalscoring part of the body, just like the staff in hockey.
>unironically conceding two goals to Luxembourg costing me 450.
>>62661338
utter tears at me for following this
>>62666375
Are the Irish the worst here for bankroll management?
>>62666812
How do you know that bet didn't stick to his bankroll management?
GOAL SLOVAKIA HAMSIK
Slovenia are utter wank
based marekiaro the handi savior, almost drowned in sweat tbh
>>62666972
When your wealth falls to 5 figures will you be forced off the island?
>>62667048
top chuckle, cant believe they paid it out
>>62667109
it will be corrected, don't get too happy
>Put 5 on Switzerland in the 85th minute to win @8
>Somehow the bet didn't go through
>>62667163
are you 100% certain?
the money is already in the account, what if i put the 130 on something?
>>62667072
yeah hey are gonna take my fucking helicopters at this rate
>>62666812
I'm pretty bad but the money doesn't seem real so I often do stupid shit with my roll. I thought I was being safe when I went with Slovenia 0.0, -0.5. Anyhow going back from last week I'm up ~900 but I was up 1500. Germany cost me 300. Slovenia 450.
>>62667295
Meant Slovakia :/
>>62667202
then your account will be in negative
Utter tears if you didnt max bet Bhutan +6 @juicy odds for tomoz. BT absolutely surreal.
>>62667350
welp the money is still there
and just put £100 of it on a bet
>>62668230
Going to be up so many fivers
>>62668261
if it gets palped it won't be for a few hours
maybe they settled it as a winner as a gesture of good will but i doubt it
if your account is in negative and you don't settle it, they can pursue legal action
so you could be a 100 down. better hope that £100 bet wins
>>62668514
coral?
BT's face when HK wins 9-0
>>62668840
They won't be able to handle the a l t i t u d e lid
What was the name of that Icelandic bird we all used to like?
>>62669138
Slagatha Titsdottir
>>62668987
Bookies clueless
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shaking
Is Liverpool top six finish with klopp @1.53 worth it?
>>62669375
Symptoms of becoming too shrewd to profit anymore?
>>62669742
judging from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
inability to speak, shaking, suicidal thoughts
>>62669861
the fuck was his bet
>>62668230
>BT absolutely surreal.
At finding misprices on mara and other bubblegums, gets eaten alive by the big boys in asia.
>>62661317
>>62669899
>>62670036
>>62670034
"I have about fifteen fousand pands on unders"
>>62670145
PLEASE HAVE SEX.
>>62669861
>That frantic refreshing
My sides.
>>62669861
CANNOT SPAKE
>>62667350
>>62668514
>>62667202
>>62667109
Betfair didn't count it as a Kane goal, mfw
slight value cards tbh
>>62671069
>immediate cubs homer
>>62671136
top kek tbh
Reminder to go large on Flyers.
>>62671593
I'll go large on your mum m8
>>62671737
>£7.96
I thought you were the swede with the big roll.
>>62671737
Nice Åke
>>62671773
Everyone keeps asking but I'm not. Is he just a /bet/ myth or does he actually exist?
>>62671789
:3
>>62671773
>£7.96
It's more like £10,74 tbqh fam
>>62671877
>>62671937
He exists. He posts here from time to time.
Thanks /bet/ hope they keep it up
