>Germanwings plane crashed in Southern France
>148 passengers
>666
>>57451232
>took off from cancerlona
>>57451232
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>57451232
Plane??
OY VEY THIS IS ANOTHER AIR MUNICH!!!!!!
Why does this keep happening
>>57451281
Did it used to happen or have planes somehow got shiter / airlines refuse to update and repair their fleet?
THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER ALREADY
THERE ARE AMERICANS ON BOARD
>>57451302
i dont remember this many air disasters in such a small timeframe. could be wrong though.
only surprise here is it's not an air france plane
Daily reminder millions of people die from car crashes every day.
Planes are much safer than cars.
>budget airlines
>Germanwings call sign is 4U
hue
>>57451302
It used to happen, there just wasn't the abundance of media to report on it instantly.
Nothing better than dead Germans
Was Bayern Munich on it?
>a game thread about a current world event
Feels so much like good old /sp/
inb4 janitor
>Hollande: "no survivors"
I wonder if that was part of his master plan
You have a higher chance of dying from a underheated Hot Pocket than a plane crash.
inb4 they blame muslims or putin and Third World War kicks off
>>57451352
Don't worry, he's coming.
So I guess the pilots didn't realise how low they were and then suddenly "Oh shit, a mountain"
>>57451320
>>57451359
ok thanks
"It reminds me of the time I was in a plane crash"
>>57451320
>Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)22:09:55 No.57451320▶
>Daily reminder millions of people die from car crashes every day.
>millions
>everyday
>>57451329
Have we started the fire?
Haha time for tragedy porn
Pilot Pavelhausen, I'm Bundeskriminalamt
>>57451367
>>>/facebook/
Airline pilot here, ask me anything /spuh/
>>57451384
Did you just crash a plane
>>57451384
Was crashing part of your plan?
>>57451384
How did you plan it?
>>57451384
Do you know why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>Pilot: Lucian Pascal (age 46) Toulouse, 1.93 m height (...)
he's a big guy
>>57451384
Have we started the fire?
>>57451384
Do you get to bring friends?
>>57451384
is there room for me on the flight plan?
>>57451384
Serious question: How would something like this happen?
>>57451405
Big guy's have shitty control and balance.
Messi would have nutmegged that shit.
in other news: angelina jolie has ovaries removed
>>57451419
what is she gonna have next removed?
>planes crashing is a sport
>pro wrestling is not
>>57451419
Is she legally a man yet?
>>57451232
And this is sports related how, Ugur?
>>57451415
You really think some silly German cunt on a Vietnamese visual image board would know?
It's always the Jews m8
>>57451232
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN
>Flight 4U9525
>4U
THE FIRE RISES
>>57451428
correct
>>57451384
Serious question: Are you a big guy?
>>57451344
No bully pls
>>57451430
yeah go talk about all the sports that are on right now or shitpost in the three dozen generals you fucking cunt
you killed /sp/ and I hope you die
>>57451390
No
>>57451391
It's never part of anyone's plan
>>57451398
Plan what?
>>57451402
To make it look like he was shot on the ground? I don't know
>>57451406
Someone else just asked me this, what does it mean? I mean I know what it means, but where is this meme from.
>>57451407
If I pay they can fly standby yes.
>>57451412
What
>>57451415
So the thing descended fast and was hightailing it to any airport it could.
Right now with the 0 information we have, my guess is some sort of fire.
inb4 isil claims responsibility
>>57451427
kek
>>57451429
No, her daughter apparently is though.
>>57451302
Airbus have been fucked with instruments icing up lately and haven't done anything about the problem. Probably just the airlines being jews about maintenance and what not.
>>57451450
How would you go about 'calling it in'?
>>57451428
Plane crashes aren't scripted
>>57451384
I have to get on a plane in 2 weeks.
Will I survive?
>>57451451
>inb4
Lexplorer claims responsibility
>>57451463
mandrama status: BTFO
>>57451463
/WWE/
B T F O
>>57451460
Calling what in?
Is this all just some meme that I'm oblivious to?
>>57451464
Yes
>>57451463
>>57451463
NBA: BTFO
>>57451463
...nor faked
>>57451463
lmao
>>57451450
If I pull that mask off will you die?
>>57451463
WAHEY
>>57451475
>is this all just some meme that I'm oblivious to?
I'm CIA
>>57451463
Mandrama fans getting absolutely BTFO
>>57451428
>>57451463
>mandrama fans on life support
>>57451464
No, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>57451463
Event happening threads are the best threads /sp/ has. Easily.
Why can't they just put on parachutes?
JANITOR COMING Y'ALL
>>57451463
post under me is cp
>>57451502
Because were shot before they were thrown out of the plane
>>57451232
>BARCELONA TO DUSSELDORF
lgtss
>fortuna
I'm so close to crying from all this baneposting
>>57451464
>>57451464
No, but /sp/ will give you a proper Viking funeral so you descend into the halls of Valhalla.
>>57451518
more like
>farca
posting before the janitor deletes it.
>>57451503
*attempt at whistling with laboured breathing in between*
>TAKE OFF FROM BARCELONA
>CRASH IN BARCELONETTA
>>57451526
>No Barca dive meme yet
>>57451518
>FCB vs Fortuna Dusseldorf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1979_European_Cup_Winners%27_Cup_Final
>>57451467
was getting raped in prison part of his plan?
>Leaves Barcelona
>Stops functioning less than half way to Germany, in France
The CL final is in Berlin this year, is this plane crash a critique of Fabregas' performances against PSG?
Are you woke /sp/?
>>57451545
sounds reasonable.
>>57451428
>>57451463
i smell samefag
I WONDER WHY
>>57451532
>>57451464
Just checked. My plane is an Airbus A320
I'm bringing a parachute.
>>57451560
airline is more important than plane type.
although i've been on much worse airlines than germanwings before.
This is why we need Star Trek transporter technology.
>>57451560
I'm sure they'll let you past security with that.
>>57451551
Believe it or not some people unironically watch 'professional' wrestling
>>57451560
pilotfag here,
You'll be fine bro. Literally 1 million people will safely fly on an A320 between today and your flight. You won't hear about any of them...
How many survivors?
>>57451564
and sometimes it's just bad luck
>>57451585
it always is bad luck.
>>57451579
Same number as Gerrards League Medals
Just got a job with United Airlines as a stewardess and I start training in two weeks. Damn...
>Plane goes to Barcelona
>Learn local customs
>Starts diving
Not surprised tbh
>>57451585
How often is it down to shitty pilots?
>Germanwings flight #4U9525
>>57451536
here we go >>57451592
a good one, too. i applaud you, sideways romania.
>>57451588
jej
>>57451591
do-do you have to wear pantyhose?
>>57451577
>AIDF
>>57451591
r u a girl?
>>57451610
>using the flying jew
>>57451591
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>57451593
Almost never
>>57451320
There are more people dying for car crash than atoms in the universe
-Back science guy
The last number of my post is how many survivors there will be
>>57451463
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MANDRAMA FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW
At least they know where it is.
>>57451463
>what is 9/11
>/tv/ right now
>>57451641
kek
>>57451328
Basically, germany has just lost some retired people they won't have to pay anymore, and let France take care of the cleaning, Germany as efficient as always.
>>57451591
please be in london
>>57451450
For whom?
>>57451641
is Les Bains a big area?
>>57451532
kek
>>57451463
>>57451641
>>57451596
It was a big plane
Didn't they all eat all the soccer players and then make a movie about it last time this happened?
It had Ethan hawke in it and I think it was called "the bus that couldn't slow down"
>>57451641
rated
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>>57451652
What is that asking about? You quoted a response that had 8 answers....
>>57451641
THE FIRE RISES
>>57451674
You missed the handoff from tower to departure controllers. at about 22:27 Tower - 235 contact (departure?)119 decimal 7 pilot - 119decimal7 235
>>57451680
oh my god
>>57451674
>Le anti meme
>>57451680
BAINS ?
>Hollande: No survivors
>Digne-les-Baines'
>Pilot: 1.93m
>Flight 4U9525
Guys
GUYS
>>57451680
>>57451641
ayyyy
>>57451666
4u
FLIGHT IS LITERALLY CALLED 4U9525
CRASHED IN BAINS
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>57451675
That is the point of a dash cam. I read a story on Reader's Digest of an army dude having to explain to his insurance company that his car was destroyed by a runaway Submarine.
>>57451680
thats a big mountain...
>>57451680
>>57451687
I legitimately have no idea where the Bain references start and end.
>tfw don't watch tv and miss out on memeing
>>57451684
>>57451695
look, the reddit spambot is here.
is baneposting the meme that just keeps on giving?
Per spiegel(German newspaper, 4chan won't let me link) there were three Syrian passengers
>Pilot: Lucian Pascal (age 46) Toulouse, 1.93 m height
>Lucian Pascal
>Lucian
>LuCIAn
>CIA
>>57451675
Holy shit. The fact that the cab driver hit the brakes a split second before the wing clipped the taxi saved both of their lives.
>>57451689
what the fuck is going on oh my god
>>57451680
no Frère, they expect one of us in ze wreckage
Could it be terrorist attack by the Religon of Peace?
>>57451704
I wish there were some anglophone subtitles for the convo
>>57451706
23:24 sounds like "mayday mayday, engine failure". Translation would be nice...
>>57451706
ayy
>>57451405
>Lucian
>LuCIAn
>>57451706
>Pascal
>Pasal
>Pavel
>>57451701
spend one day on /tv/ and you'll figure it out
>>57451706
eyy limbo
>>57451700
Some details here. Report said that the engine broke down when the plane took off.
>>57451712
The pilot tried his best to keep the plane from hitting the buildings. The taxi driver and passengers in the taxi were fine.
Are there any frogs online that can tell us what happened?
HAHAHAHA EHL OH EHL 142 PEOPLE DIED BUT FUNNY MAYMAY BIG GUY 4U SO FUNNY HAHAHAH CRASHING THIS PLAN /W NO SURVIVORS LOL XD
Show some fucking respect
>>57451419
nigga she's got a bulk discount on malawi kids
as if she needs her ovaries
>>57451726
Were there any survivors of the plane crash? I can't find any reputable info on it.
>>57451722
There were 58 people on tge plane. According to AppleDaily, 15 are sent to hospital, 31 are dead, 12 are still missing.
>>57451706
>>57451727
hello matt
>>57451727
hothead
>>57451727
now that's what i call edgy.
>>57451727
Disappointed in my fellow aussie.
>>57451727
Somebody get this hothead outta here.
>>57451706
lanklets BTFO
>>57451727
>having a head this hot
>>57451727
Australia can't handle the banter.
>>57451726
news are saying that something happened inside the plane, like a fight or some shit.
>>57451320
>Millions
>>57451727
rebbit pls go
>Pilots in charge of flying planes in the air instead of into the ground.
I swear this never used to happen nearly as often as it has been for a few years.
>>57451727
WARM FACE
>>57451727
Matt please
>>57451727
>the city of hotheads
>>57451726
Me too, it amazes me that anyone ever survives plane crashes.
>>57451728
Most people survive plane crashes, its just that you hear the most about the ones who don't.
>>57451727
Shut up matt
>>57451742
They don't let manlets fly planes
>>57451727
Hothead pls go
>>57451753
>>57451750
I seem to recall learning a while back that the primary reason for this is how "crash" is defined by the people who put those statistics together. In short: many things they call "crashes" are not what you and I would call a "crash", and this thereby skews the statistics to make real airplane crashes (like this one) look less likely to kill you than they really are.
>>57451726
>>57451750
dpa says there was a distress call before the crash.
yellow is height, blue is speed.
There's mountains in the Alps, silly French people. Probably want to fly above them tbh. That's how British pilots do it.
Looks like it's not just the cars of Madrid players that get destroyed when leaving Barcelona.
>>57451734
Underrated post
>>57451463
MANDRAMA BTFO
>The head of France's national Air Traffic and Safety Board (LATFC), Philippe Martine Gillen, has released a statement confirming an "incident" in the southern French region of Digne-les-Bains
>Military helicopters are on the scene and the French president, Francoise Hollande, has requested help from Spain due to the proxmity to the border and the remote nature of the terrain
>The head of France's national Air Traffic and Safety Board (LATFC), Philippe Martine Gillen
>Philippe Martine Gillen
>Gillen
>>57451766
Most accidents take place at takeoff or landing. I think a lot of crashes that take place at takeoff, the pilot can still safely abort before things get too bad.
>>57451767
If I recall correctly, most landing crashes are due to faulty landing gear, which is a problem good pilots are generally equipped to deal with. Very rarely does a plane just stop working properly 30,000 feet in the air.
>tfw memeing my hardest so I don't have to think about the 142 lives that were just lost and the trauma and devastaion that this will cause to their friends and family
What are the chances that someone famous died?
>>57451726
just a german airliner crashing in a french mountainous area that's about it
>>57451680
>>57451689
>>57451766
German you fucktard. It was just in France.
>>57451773
Pilot here...
The most dangerous window of flight is takeoff-climb out/decent-landing. The aircraft is in its most vulnerable state, low, slow, high angle of attack.
>>57451773
This is clearly a false flag and the Illuminati loves baneposting. It's them winking at us.
>>57451781
on a cheapo airline like germanwings? like .00001%.
Illuminati here, AMA /sp/
JUST FUCK MY PLANE UP
So the French ATC Union was supposed to go on strike tomorrow, costing my airline a few million Euros.
They cancelled the strike due to this incidence
M O N E Y
O
N
E
Y
>>57451790
What is an equivalent US airline to germanwings?
Southwest? Spirit?
>>57451786
> a pilot
> on /sp/
Remind me to never travel with Austrian airlines.
>>57451727
Is Germanwings just the EasyJet of Germany?
>>57451780
>>57451783
Aircraft accident means an occurrence associated with the operation of an aircraft which takes place between the time any person boards the aircraft with the intention of flight and all such persons have disembarked, and in which any person suffers death or serious injury, or in which the aircraft receives substantial damage. For purposes of this part, the definition of “aircraft accident” includes “unmanned aircraft accident,” as defined herein.
>>57451802
jetblue
What is the most optimal height for surviving a plane crash?
5'11" manlet here. I want to think I have some kind of advantage in life
>>57451773
>>57451762
well maybe they should given how often these lanklets crash them with no survivors
I fly with Germanwings every year to Mallorca. I've got a flight in like 2 and a half month.
Now I'm scared.
>>57451800
It's not like they don't know what 720p or higher is. They just look at it from a storage stand point. If the dashcam records for 24 hours straight at 1080p that is gonnna take a lot of storage space
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/580326057821130752
Which of you cunts is doing this
>>57451814
>implying height matters
>implying seat location isn't most important
>>57451807
>>57451802
it's the low-cost subdivision of lufthansa.
>>57451781
>budget airlines
Except an underground porn star or a poortuber I can't see any.
>>57451727
kek
>>57451818
When you get into an accident (or see a plane crash), you stop recording after a few minutes so you have the whole time leading up to the event. The whole setup is less than $100US.
>>57451823
So the grey car in this video is the car taking the video in the OP? That's pretty amazing.
>>57451825
Why are dashcams so big in Taiwan? Insurance issues, like in Russia?
>>57451814
If you're so tall they won't let you even board the plane in the first place
manlet status: BTFO
>>57451814
congrats you made it bro your safe
Should big guys be banned from flights? Something always goes wrong when they're involved.
>>57451814
Anyone over 6'2" has the best chance at survival
Sorry manlet
http://www.pprune.org/rumours-news/558483-iced-aoa-sensors-send-a321-into-deep-dive.html
apparently, something similar happened to a lufthansa airbus a few days ago. but they were able to recover.
>>57451821
>>57451830
Austria what the fuck are you on about?
>>57451818
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR
kek
>>57451836
After living there for only just a year, there were so many warnings and little things like this everywhere that they were just meaningless after a while
>>57451838
30 seconds before and after the event?
thats fuckin bullshit. why cant i just record all the time?
>>57451839
>that height difference
that's not 3 inches faggot
>>57451750
how should they know that? Most like made up
HOLY FUCK THE JANITOR IS SO FUCKING MAD ITT
>>57451842
it's the janitor
he's spamming with posts from other threads
>>57451822
Probably /tv/
>>57451818
can't let the terrorists win m8
>>57451802
It would be like United Ted or Delta's Song or US Airways Metrojet if you're old enough to remember back when every big airline had an LCC version
>>57451849
>manlet being this new
When will they learn?
>>57451765
Imagine giving your insurance report from getting into an accident with an airplane.
"I uh... Got T-boned by an airplane"
>>57451857
Damn, the second video shows just how close the dude in the first video was to ending up in the river with the plane. Perspective is a crazy thing
>>57451841
It happened in November.
>>57451765
This is supposedly how the data looks like when planes are descending in order to land.
Putting my money on an emergency landing gone very wrong.
BEYNES?
>>57451858
Seems very odd that no one stops (if you look at the video from the car following this one) and checks if the taxi driver is OK.
>>57451724
>The pilot tried his best to keep the plane from hitting the buildings.
Do you think the pilot realised at that point that he was going to die?
>>57451858
Is there a way to combine these two videos into some sort of partial 3D time lapse?
