NZ 4/212
Overs 32.2 (43)
Targer 298 (D/L)
>de kock
First for AB drop Villiers.
>ab shitters
glasses not giving a fuck
>AB de choke
3rd for ab chokevillers
>typo in OP
you fucked up
3RD FOR NZ INDIA FINAL
4th for still /worry/
>south africhoke
4th for le glasses man
nz cant handle the bants edition
SA should have let them get all 50 overs but not let NZ get a powerplay. They might have had a better chance that way to win.
andy
pls
Lads
tenth for walk off six
WHEN WILL THE CHOKING END FOR SAFFA
Still don't even think the balance has shifted tbh lads
(yet)
>Warney: I'd like to thank Allan Donald for his running exhibition in '99
>Pollock: L-LET IT GO!!!
B A N T Z
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Where the fuck did Thailand guy go?
COVERS ARE COMING BACK ON LADS
>>57449231
stop posting
5th for Horne Stain
>>57449231
what the fuck are you on about?
Now, can someone explain why it wasnt out? he drops the ball at the beginning but recovers it and takes down the wicket. I guess im missing something that you cant only stump it once in a ply or something,
every dot ball is another nail tbh
poo zealanders shitting there pants
>>57449231
u wot m8
>>57449190
>>57449192
>>57449232
>>57449238
kek you lads are so insecure. It's too easy to rustle your jimmies. You're like a nation of manlets.
biggest choke off in any sport in at least a decade tbh
>>57449250
he hit the wicket with his hand not the ball
>>57449231
um
that's not how it works
>>57449250
Both bails were already removed
>>57449250
>he drops the ball at the beginning but recovers it and takes down the wicket.
He hit the wicket with his hand first .
>>57449250
he hit the wicket with his hand before he could grab the ball properly
>>57449250
the bails were already off
>>57449250
bails dropped before he had the ball
>>57449257
your memes are shit my g. Ive shat out shits better at memes than u. ok?
>>57449250
The ball needs to be in your hands when you break the wicket.
http://streamingred.com/icc-cricket-world-cup-2015-free-live-stream.html
enjoy the last 10 overs in HD
what if he put the bails back on before he knocked them off again and he still beats the runner? Would that be a wicket still?
>renowned as the biggest shitposters on /pol/
>New Memelanders think we only bully them
Can't get more beta and self centred. We deliver our bantz equally.
>>57449257
You're forcing it too hard man. Just relax.
>>57449257
>carry over butthurt from a previous thread
top kek
pls do try and contain your arm-spinning autism
should tie on purpose just to rub it in
>>57449281
Can't do that m9
>>57449281
No, once the bails are broken the first time the only way to claim a run-out is to physically remove a stump from the ground while holding the ball.
>>57449281
ignore this
>>57449281
nah you can pull a stump out of the ground
Literally 50/50
Nailbiting
I'll back saffas to win if this get close.
>>57449281
You have to take a stump out holding the ball against it.
>>57449257
how mad r u now?
>>57449297
not according to bookies
>yfw meme batting is now a thing in long-form matches too
will anything good ever happen to south africa?
>>57449281
You need to take at least 1 stump out with a ball in either hand
>>57449272
>>57449284
>>57449285
>>57449306
Juicy tbh.
>south chokia fielding
Meme Zealands game to lose
>>57449309
>168 strike rate in test
Has cricket been ruined?
>>57449292
>>57449281
technically you can put the bails back on, ignore these casuals, but it'd never happen because there wouldn't be the time to do it
DAT SA HEART
Will Taylor run someone out in the final?
>DE VILLAGERS
>>57449305
>>57449296
>>57449312
Then why didn't ABDV do that? he had plenty of time it looked like in the replay
>>57449312
why didn't AB pull a stump out then?
HAHA OH GOD I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR THEM
>>57449320
Also zinger bails would be too hot to touch with your bare hands.
Oh shit, AB looks pale as fuck. Is he imploding?
Everyone keeps talking about a powerplay, but what I want to know is what the guy did to land himself in the penalty box
>>57449322
Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>57449325
Never collected the ball in his hand. It was a shithouse throw.
>>57449309
>Munro
Yet another player who dominates the domestic level but doesn't make an impression in internationals...
Why is our domestic level so shit?
>>57449319
its domestic New Zealand first-class cricket, not a test match
>>57449319
Nah I think if it's justified it's justified. Dude probably got to 100 then thought he'd up the ante because tons of wickets in hand and then for some reason he didn't get out
>>57449250
Surprised no-one's mentioned yet that he could have still claimed the wicket if he had of removed a stump or stumps from the ground while touching it with the ball. You could see him desperately trying to do just that but he was pushing close to the fulcrum where more force is needed, force he couldn't muster without his feet grounded.
At this point its embarrassing.
Why are there hardly ever any saffas in their game threads? It's not just Cricket either. There's fuck all for Rugby
>>57449325
>>57449326
He choked
Looks like a ghost
>>57449322
SA dont have a player called taylor
>>57449326
thats what i was thinking
but based on the fact he had a second go after he missed it the first time, he didnt know he had broken the bails
>>57449329
AB has the flu
wait for it
wickets incoming
Fuck what happened kiwis? NZ used to be top bantz. Is it cause the game is getting tight? Relax, you have 6 wickets in hand. Not to mention le glasses shabooby doody. Have a beer, don't get so grumpy.
WALLOP
webm that ab crawl, is he part lizard?
Another relieving meme
>match reduced to 43 overs
Wait, shit. Can you guys still pull this off??
GOAT ELLIOT
ELLIOT
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>>57449340
Don't forget they're in Africa m8
>>57449347
yeah he seems to be coughing a lot
>>57449340
probably busy shooting each other
WALLOP
Needed that like air
Who ever posted the link for this crisp as HD , bro of the game
>these miss-hits going for 6
Can't wait for all off Small Zealand's batsman to meme themselves our at the 'G
>>57449326
He seemed to still care about knocking the bails off when he needed to just hug the Fuck out of the stumps and rip em out
>>57449335
you should have like two teams (north and south island?) join the sheffield shield so it's an 8 team comp
>South Africa LITERALLY being beaten by a South African
quick, paypal just gave me 10 bucks to burn on something on ebay, what do i buy?
>>57449325
Because if any part of your body is touching the stumps it's declared illegal. You can only use your hands. AB was trying to avoid hitting the stumps with his legs, rolled over, choked, and in a pathetic attempt tried to hit the stump with the ball
WALLOP
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Unrelated: Mitch ready to bring the pain
>NZ GROUNDS
>NZ GROUNDS
>NZ GROUNDS
>NZ GROUNDS
>NZ GROUNDS
LOST SOME CHILDREN THERE
>>57449340
They literally hate all sports. The very few who come here outside of big tournaments only browse Yuro divegrass threads
>>57449351
Whos grumpy?
>>57449369
meant to reply to >>57449334
>>57449351
nah cunt my ass is clenching cos my fucking piss money is on this shit, you fucks aren't helping
>>57449365
post link pls mine is shit
>>57449376
BASED
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>>57449369
nah fuck that, but I wouldn't mind a Kiwi franchise in the BBL
You can't add more Aussie BBL teams without diluting the competition like happened in the ayyy league, but adding a Kiwi team is a useful alternative
>>57449376
Is any country more fun to sledge than India?
>>57449370
>tfw Ronchi destroys Aus in the final
>>57449376
BROKEN
FUCKING
ARM
>>57449310
Springboks win at Twickenham in September. Put your lunch money on it.
>>57449388
http://streamingred.com/icc-cricket-world-cup-2015-free-live-stream.html
Works amazing
>>57449376
>johnshit bringing anything but 4s
>>57449392
England, easily.
Australia v Poo Weeland
It's actually going to happen
>>57449392
No, they're the funniest. South Africa are the worst.
>>57449392
Brits
WICKET INCOMING
>ABDV
>ABDV
>>57449387
What % of /sp/ bets? Seems pretty high
>AB CHOKEVILLERS
>de shittiers
DE CHOKER AGAIN
holy hell AB what's wrong with you
I genuinely feel fucking horrible for AB right now.
This should have been his hero match.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
>AB DE CHOKIERS
>AB DE CANT FIELDERS
>AB DE CHOKIERS
>AB DE CANT FIELDERS
LGTSS
>de villiers
>tfw I put $500 on NZ against the Windies then put my $150 winnings on them in this match
It's only a matter of time before I'm a millionaire.
>memevilliers
All Blacks btfo
HAHAHA, everything AB is doing now is just making him look worse and worse.
Suicide imminent.
HAHAHA FUCKING DE CHOKERS AGAIN
>Lel Villiers choking this game away
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AB
>>57449400
AB throwing the game?
AB pls
>>57449280
>tfw stream lags due to internet being too slow
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yah yah yah yah
>>57449416
15?
Nothing going right for AB
>Abraham Benjamin de Shittiers
That true South African passion and heart shining through.
>>57449416
The only people I can bet with is my friends only because
>muh freedom
>>57449416
no idea, betting on sports always makes matches more intense
>ITS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN LADS
>>57449425
>not just betting $650
I don't think we're going to make it tbh
fucking hell this is getting close lads
>>57449437
try crictime
>>57449425
> before your broke
Poor AB DeVillagers
AB just wants it too badly
How much is AB being paid to throw the match?
p-proteafire?
;_;
>67 from 48
oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
in muh mind
>>57449429
I'm literally feeling bad for him at the moment.
>De Villiers cheating to get a new ball
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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match fixing incoming
:( de villiers
feelsgoodman.bmp
>ABDV not the man who will ensure that saffers maintain their choking streak
>>57449448
>bowl within the rules
>ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING ITS UNSPORTMANLIKE CUZ MUH FEELINGS
Lel not even mad about that day, I feel it emphasises our proud shitposting culture.
>>57449451
This is cricket at it's finest in my opinion. Would be much more exciting if NZ were more wickets down, but I think kiwis got this one in the bag
>>57449425
>>57449449
>not just betting $650
this, you ain't gonna make it like this nigga
>>57449468
Fucking cheeky darkies
>>57449449
Nah I'm not rich, that was my first ever bet over $100. It needed to be a certainty like NZ v WI.
>>57449455
I'm putting the $300 I've won on the Aus semi tbh.
>>57449459
still only mildly worried tbh, a few wickets and we've got it made
if only memecullen could actually bat properly it would've been an easy win
>wide africa
umpball
>>57449448
Is there a video for this? No idea what's happening
getting closer lads
>akbar starts with a wide
Wait what happened about the ball?
>>57449486
Banter :^)
Dubs for wicket
This bowler looks like an arab Abe Lincoln
who /goodtimes/ here?
>>57449476
this tbh
The poms pulled bodyline and we didn't bitch about it, we took it on the chin and laughed at it. If anything, it enhanced The Don's reputation
>>57449486
nz needed a 6 to win, australia bowled the ball along the ground to ensure that it couldn't happen
OH FUCK
ANDERGOAT
why wont the ref just give the poor guy a new ball? Is that really a lot to ask in cricket?
Thank you based Anderson.
>Still little /worry/
cant even enjoy his 50, looks stressed as fuck
>middle order collapse when?
>>57449459
>>57449481
Lets be realistic guys.
>>57449501
what are you on about
>>57449486
underarm bowl.
It wasn't illegal in the lawbook, but you weren't supposed to do it because that's not how you play cricket.
NZ needed 6 to win, Aus captain said to underarm it to make it impossible to play.
Got so much shit in NZ and Aus for that. Very controversial.
>dont let this slip
>>57449486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K65_spUU05s
>>57449486
Bowled an unplayable underarm throw allowing Australia to beat NZ. They were shat on for "unsportsmanlike" behaviour despite it being within the rules of cricket. As a result the bowling rules were changed. Larrakins until we die m8.
>>57449501
>Is that really a lot to ask in cricket?
Yes. New ball is a huge advantage for a bowler.
cheeky double 50 tbh
Just cuz I like both teams and want emotion, I wish a wicket to fall at 250
>>57449509
>>57449511
Oh fug. Glorious as FUCK
>>57449506
how can middle order collapse with le confident glasses man?
>>57449512
>tfw I literally and objectively made that picture
;_;7
eeelllllliot
>>57449501
Yes, otherwise there'd be no request if it meant nothing.
>>57449501
poor SA. Rained out play ruining their potential GOAT batting display. AB de Villiers sick. Slippery pitch. Can't get a new ball for Tahir.
Fuck its ogre. Maybe next time South Africa
>>57449501
These Americans who just talk crap, not even bothering to Google this shit instead revealing that you're an nauseating asshole Fuck off
Literally pandering: the thread
>>57449507
welp, now it's ogre.
>>57449448
>"the most disgusting incident I can recall in the history of cricket"
nz couldnt handle the bants 30 years ago aslo
>>57449486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGHC7REkdM
B A S E D R I C H I E
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well rained, New Zealand. see you in the final
>>57449486
One of the most glorious moments in world cricket, NZ would have declared war on Austrlaia on this day if they actually had the ability to do so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIjCpPStHnE
>>57449523
Yes I'm sure you're a real barrel of sympathy
>>57449527
Nice oldfag meme
>>57449514
Theyd use a ball with similar overs tho. Not a complete new ball
Should shit it in from here. Piss poor bowling from Seth Efrica.
>>57449532
not so fast m8
>>57449526
Implying those aren't all bait questions. Do you really think people would ask those kinds of questions if they nothing about cricket
relax a lil ausfag
>>57449537
Oh, of course. Just meant the quality of the ball is hugely important.
Post yfw NZ lose by 1 run
NZ got this, late mini collapse and le glasses man to hit tge winning runs
oooooooooh
nz the only team capable of chocking and losing this from here.
>>57449543
I'll guarantee they're not
>230 posts
>22 IPs
Literally autism: the thread
Teams should get at least 2 challenges
>>57449546
ohohohohohohoho
Fucking rekt
Must be so weird for Elliot. He came to NZ in 2001, and was probably a big supporter of their team before that. He is currently in the process of stealing away the world cup that he probably wanted so much as a kid
>>57449533
Why would you choose a flightless bird to be the symbol of your air force?
>>57449546
>lose by 1 run with 6 wickets in hand
would kek
>>57449551
SA choking > NZ choking, tho
>>57449546
>mfw
>>57449553
>you
WHAT?
ONLY ONE DRS?
I THOUGHT THEY GOT 3 CHANCES.
Saffas, who are you gonna support in an Ausie vs Seeland final?
There's only one team who can choke from here.
>>57449553
25 now mate.
Incoming hatrick
>>57449553
you're fucked in the head m8
you're fucked m8
At least one more wicket will fall before the end, but Glassesman will see NZ home
>rain costing Saffas a world cup yet again
I don't know whether to feel sorry or just laugh at their misery.
>>57449555
Or at least be able to retain the one they have if the challenge is successful
>>57449553
>>57449568
only 1 per innings for 1 day
>>57449553
are you stupid?
Why is de Villiers so shit, bros?
>>57449501
A brand new ball is good for the bowler
A replacement ball however has to be of similar age (in terms of overs bowled) and quality
>>57449568
snicko showed some bat anyway
