New Zealand vs South Africa
1st Semi Final
Eden Park, Auckland
>box of beer
>steak & mushroom pie
Anything missing from my pregame shopping list?
>>57436159
cheeky nippy
>>57436159
Some KFC m8. Bout to head to the bottle shop now for some beer
Hows the weather in Auckland? I heard it may rain
>>57436159
I've got cheese and crackers with sweet pickle and an 8 pack of beer to wash it down with.
henry confirmed to replace milne if you hadnt heard
>>57436201
Was pissing down this morning but its looking pretty clear where I am now
>>57436201
clear skies at the moment
tons of cloud on the horizon
>>57436239
>>57436246
Better hold up then. This game is actually on free tv. Gonna get on the piss all afternoon
>>57436131
So hype
Is Dave Warner related to Shane Warner?
Put 20 on South Africa to win. Easy money lel
What's the equivalent to a meltdown like this in cricket? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGZUKHtW7vg
>>57436399
Are Dave and Shane the Warner Brothers?
>>57436560
Why is the manager wearing the uniform
>>57436572
'yes'
>>57436585
because managers wear their team's jersey
who do we want to win lads?
>>57436678
NZ so Aus can destroy them in the final and restore balance
>>57436560
lel what the kek
Genuinely nervous about tonight, this might as well be the final as whoever wins tonight will beat Australia in the final
if McCullum comes off and steyn has a poor game we could be royally fucked, on the other hand if we get McCullum cheaply and ABDV goes into rape mode then this could be ridiculously one sided
>>57436760
'we'
>>57436560
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Vermeulen#Accusation_of_arson
what about burning down your nations academy?
I remember a few years ago as well he stabbed someone with a boundary flag or something, guy is legit insane
>>57436159
A gf
>>57436560
when I used to play Cricket as a kid there was a story at my club of this B grade cricketer. He got out for 3 golden ducks in a row, and on the third one he got his cricket bag full of all his gear and chucked it in the pond next to the ground walked away and gave up cricket forever. Apparently the bag is still in there.
>>57436855
Working on that as we speak mate, she's not far off
>>57436874
Good luck m8
>>57436874
She's a sheep right?
>>57436572
no, tht would be michael vaughn
>>57436928
Is Michael Vaughn related to Vince Vaughn?
>>57436874
speaking of working on gfs, the girl who is interested in me gets to fucking work at the game today if I smile at her I may be able to get in
>>57436950
Get up and go smile at her then. What are you doing here
>>57436982
I helped her with one of her problems before and she said nothing about letting me into the game
fucking cold tbh
>>57437012
Just go on Tinder, literally 50+ matches in a few days
So many thirty cumdumpsters
>>57437067
*thirsty
>tfw have to do a 30 minute online video interview at some point today
>>57436159
friends
>>57437067
>tfw 3 matches in the last month
How long?
>>57437067
I don't want sex though I want feels and talking about music and cricket
>>57437175
one bong and one bing m8
who /nofap/ here?
day 6. I could fuck a dolphin
>not watching the shield final
>>57437186
>I don't want sex though I want feels and talking about music and cricket
Thats generally what girls want on tinder too, minus the cricket part, and minus the polynesians and sluts
taylor will make 100 today
>>57437231
he better fucking not
>>57437067
m-maybe my app is just faulty or something h-h-hehe
;__;
Why is Brett Lee such a horrible commentator?
>>57437105
what for? a job?
>>57437299
Probably because he's from the /gong/
>>57437299
because he's a simpleton
>>57437231
>Off 250 balls
>>57437231
>off 140 balls
>>57437407
>>57437415
Nice hivemind
>showing each one of New Zealand's SIX semi-final losses
thankyou based fox sports
>>57437576
lel just preparing for the inevitable
>$3 to my name
>NEET
>21
>uni dropout
>mentally ill
>losing friends
>virgin
>>57437651
Same here except I have a bit more than $3
>>57437321
a graduate position with an accounting firm
once they accept your resume and transcript they make you sit a video interview, then you get an in person interview, then you come in for a day and do group work on a case study and a presentation then if you get the job you have to do a meet and greet with the partners and other employees
This shit is painful
somebody better not get BTFO again
>>57437651
Put it on NZ
>>57437651
That sucks bro. I'm NEET too, it's the shittest.
>>57437700
sounds intimidating as fuck bro, good luck
Anyone else listening to Lorde for pre match hype?
We should be able to beat SA pretty easily
ABDV is good, but our bowling is fantastic
>>57437776
>we
>>57437776
What number in the order do you bat m8?
>>57437776
you part of the squad m8?
>>57437776
>SA
>Losing in semi finals
Pick one
>>57437776
which part of the ensemble are you m8?
people play cricket?
I hope AB dedicates this match to Cecil Rhodes' statue.
>>57437882
>he will never make anything as good as Blue Chips again
Who /GEM HD/ here?
>>57437576
>Dat obsession
ABDV has a cold
Inc metaphorical and literal choke
>>57437902
no m8 we're roleplaying
>>57437882
>>57437935
I can't understand how any self respecting hip hop fan can listen to this hack, he straight rips off Ghostface
>>57437982
based auckshit weather
>>57438011
they have completely different styles
They have fucking done tracks together
2 minutes until we lose the toss (and the match)
couldn't even be bothered standing up to eat his food
>>57438058
Last time I loss a toss I had to eat the biscuit [spoiler]I lost on purpose :^)[/spoiler]
>>57438011
>sounds like ghostface
>must be intentionally doing so
>must also be ripping lyrics
Go somewhere else to pretend you like wutang bruh
>jesse ryder vs cameron slater boxing match
what the fuck lol
Where are my Saffa bros at?
:(
>Meanwhile it seems that Matt Henry has marked his run-up at Eden Park. New Zealand want pace, and they might be going for this young man ahead of the two quicks in the squad whom any other side in the world would love to have.
>starting to cloud over
Saffers batting
ITS OGRE
> AB calls heads, it lands heads, and South Africa are batting first
What the fuck is he thinking
>>57438165
That's fine. If it rains today then tmrw as well, NZ go through.
>>57438170
bowled out for 150 tbh
>>57438152
>the guy who nearly cost us the bangla game and an old man
haha
But this begs the question - why wasn't Henry in the original 15? It was obvious Milne would get injured at least once
It's raining here in /gong/ lads
I think this is gonna be a low scoring game
>>57438184
AB is the greatest mind and captain in cricket since based Graeme
>England Test captain Alastair Cook was dismissed for just three on his return to first-class cricket playing for the MCC against Yorkshire in Abu Dhabi.
Anyone going to bid for the flipped coin?
>>57438123
Saffers are casual as fuck tbh.
http://strawpoll.me/3690974/
HERE WE GO
SA WILL MAKE 286
>>57438233
>Alastair Cook will never be dropped
Haven't watched a 50 over game in an age, how long would a match be roughly?
SA batting first
who wins?
>rain
ha HA fuck you
>>57438281
6 or 7 hours if both teams use all their overs.
It's a shame, after today there will be no more Kiwis in /cric/
Apart from KP would any England Saffa traitors make the Proteas?
Who you niggers powerplaying?
>>57438429
Trott at his peak
Only the Test side tho
>>57438429
Gay Dernbach.
>you now remember when he would get called up for every single ODI despite having precisely no bowling ability
hello
>>57438429
Cookie and Smitty would have been elite
>>57438432
boult is the only answer
go saffas. all these NZees are getting too uppity for a non-country
What have I missed lads?
>>57438583
you
are
fat
lol
>>57438577
I've been pp'n boult most games, might go Anderson though
clearing up a bit lads
>>57438493
>Be Dernbach
>Hold the record for the worst economy rate in both ODIs and T20s
>Still get picked for every fucking ODI & T20
English selectors, everybody.
I can't lose from this game
If NZ get BTFO then we laugh
If NZ win then we get a gimmee in the final
who /excited/ here?
this is obviously the better of the two semis
>>57438583
>Supporting a racist side
South Africa is 90% black and they have like one black player. They need a quota to be AT LEAST 80% non white.
The reason SA never win is because only white players and token coconuts get picked.
stream where? my Sky sport ran out.
>yfw the rain delay turns this into a t20 match
>>57438668
its on prime as well i think
>Overcast skies
>Not too hot/cold in a hoodie
>Bacon, egg and sausage sandwich
>Gem HD
>Soon to see minnows battle it out
Noice
>>57438660
the kaffirs are too busy robbing liquor stores and spreading aids to knuckle down a spot in the side
bat first babbys chasing
this gon be good
reckon it'll swing today
could be hoopin
>>57438728
>literally batted first twice in this cup
>undefeated
no trouble m8
LADS
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>leave the Kiwi cuckold to me
>>57438730
If it isn't we're kinda fucked tbh
137st for de kock
>>57438793
Inshallah brother, boundaries are haram
>nz just got netflix
literally gonna be a day of firsts
>>57437067
>tfw no matches in the last month
I'm switching to 2D.
>>57438645
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283868.html
>Corey J catching Jade fast
UH OH
>>57438758
we're 4/4 batting first, you need boult to take early wickets otherwise youll end up like a dutchie walking through lesotho
>>57438819
>Just
3rd world as fuck tbh.
>>57438730
sk warne says "no"
>>57438831
>we
![20140521032552[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/13SaWbY.jpg "20140521032552[1].jpg")
>leave the chokers to me
>>57438824
>http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283868.html
not overly fair, half of andersons career have been the new rules that make 7+ an over a piece of piss
dernbach would probably go at 10+ these days
>>57438847
Australia still doesn't have it
>>57438880
>Being worse than NZ
Blimey.
what are these white man chanting in ebonics?
might they be... cucks?
>>57438824
>Be a bowling specalist
>Having an economy way higher than Graeme Smith
kek
>>57438880
we got it last night m8
>>57438886
We just got it today as well apparently, must be a joint thing
I had no idea
is it gonna rain, boys?
>not reverting to die stem
id rather sing the sri Lankan anthem than the current shit
>>57438924
looks like it might just miss the stadium
touch wood
COME ON SKILELE AFRIKA
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE REAL WORDS
BUT ILL SING ALONG CASE IM ON TV
KOHZAY SIKELE KOZHAY AFRIKA
>>57438924
yeah. RAIN SIXES
god i hate this cheesy anthem so much
disgusting
no wonder we're so insecure as a country we actually are about changing our flag tbh
>>57438889
>Bread having a worse economy than Stove Smoth
who /roosters/ here?
>>57438946
CANADA
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>>57438924
>tfw cricket making me wake up at 6.30 am
Why is NZ's national anthem so GOAT compared to ours?
Did that cunt have a glass bottle of beer?
Lucky Kiwis
New Zealand nationalism on the rise
REPORTING IN , BOYS
>>57438957
>Having to stay up until 7am to watch this
SA better win or choke it and lose in 2 hours.
>>57438950
i've heard worse, m8
it's just real 1900's vibe
Is there anything more fedora in sport than a literal neckbeard who wears glasses and unironically identifies himself as a slow left-arm orthodox bowler for the BlackCaps?
WHAT SONG IS PLAYING NOW
>>57438971
not unless he snuck it in
they make plastic bottles that look exactly the same
>>57438993
still salty about the way he tied up your batsmen m8?
Cheeky 3 points against Liverpool?
IN MCCULLUM WE TRUST
>>57439003
Lorde - Royals (Naked & Famous Remix)
>>57438993
Vettori is cool as fuck, he's the only NZ player to make my dream XI
any decent streams, today?
WHO HAS A HD STREAM LADS
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_2?url=live-cricket-2
THIS IS ALL I HAVE AND ITS NOT VERY HD AT ALL TBH
here we go lads
>>57438979
shit timezone
>not watching on gem because im too accustomed to watching cric on streams
>tfw got to do court duty and will miss the game
How do I get the judge to not select me?
whoever wins this better win the final.
>Afrikaans
Holy cuck, how did I notice this before?
the battle of the retarded accents
>>57439056
Say that you know the accused and were an accomplice, that should buy some time
2 dot balls already
ayyyyyyyyyy
Who ever wins this game will be in the finals
Time for the choke
>>57439068
at least we dont say sex instead of six
>you'll never see a cricket crowd pumped like this in NZ ever again
>>57439085
its ogre
>>57439086
Wonderful analysis
>this match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77YBmtd2Rw
>>57439056
tell them you went to school with one of the witnesses or something
Wonder who's gonna face India in the finals...hmmmm
"Team X wins 83% of their matches when they are in a winning position"
m8
>>57439086
Thanks Strauss
>>57439086
Very interesting observation there m8
JUST GIVE NZ THE WORLD CUP NOW.
>>57439111
What if they ask who? What if they ask the witnesses if they know me?
>0(4)
It's Sangakarra all over again
MAIDEN OVER
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who /terrorist/ here?
0 OFF THE FIRST OVER
SOUTH AFRICHOKE
>maiden opening over
it's over, just give new zealand the cup
hi where are the runs
Maiden over, all the momentum with Small Zealand
This is effectively a 49 over inning for Saffers now
it's Ogre
IT'S OVER
>ctrl-f 'meme'
>0 results of 0
Pretty fucking meme thread here tbh
>not sure if crowd is supporting nz or netherlands
4 u
>0-0
Sorry I don't think this semen slurping sport is for ne
>southie being conservative
bring on vettori to take some wickets
CHEEKY BOULT
>>57439189
wow you're right
how meme is that
top bantz from Boulty
>>57439194
10 gorillion hours in photoshop
>Amateur hour in a semi-final
Great sport we have here guys
We all know this is rigged for an Aussie / NZ final.
>4
BOULT COLLAPSE
de kock always looks on the verge of tears
Don't choke now you bunch of cunts.
just eaten a special brownie, waiting for it to kick in - is this good preparation for watching cricket?
fucking boult
>>57439189
wait till thursday when the number 1 meme player in the world is playing
>>57439139
They should read out a list of the witnesses before they get to the part where you have to try to get excused, so just pay attention and remember one of the names. Use one of the first names read out, so it's one of the most important witnesses.
Otherwise just dress like a slob, the lawyers are a good chance of challenging you/excusing you that way. I was in court once and a guy came straight from the gym wearing short shorts and a string singlet.
If it's a sexual assault matter, just say that your sister or a girl in your family also had a similar matter in court and you don't feel you could be objective.
de Kock
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>>57439250
Neck yourself
>boult a shit
nice that mean's southee will be good for once
>6 runs off the over
KIWIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>57439245
thats because hes a de cuck
RONCHI NOOOOOOOOO
>THE COCK
everytime
DROPPED THE WORLD CUP
>>57439268
>mean's
god what the fuck is wrong with me
>>57439260
i have no idea what that means lol
DAMMIT RONCHI
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excellent bantz from Quentz
CHOKE
RUNS EVERYWHERE!
>nz being let down by an aussie
SO CLOSE
fuck me
Ahahahahahaha
>>57439257
Thanks m8
FUCKING HELL MAN
that is a standard keeper catch
10 goals to 1
This is a fast sport
>>57439245
because he looks like a brain damaged cook
>wrong key
cant even handle the pressure of a semi
>0 (7)
KEKE
all falling to pieces for the kiwis
