pointless thread because it'll be all ogre soon edition
>AUS 151 all out
>all shit
>NZ 25/0 after 2 overs
>MemeCullum about to go nuclear
Streams at crictime.nl
first for WALLOP
11(1)
WHAT A HIT
Stop bowling turds
WALLOP
Do you think McCullum shouts "MEME" every time he hits a 6?
Memeswell offspin when?
BITCHWIDE SHITCUNT BTFO
FUCKING GLORIOUS.
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McCullum is possessed.
Well this'll be quick
Can we invade NZ before the next match and force them to be an Australian state ;_;
>0-11 (0.1)
HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
Do people really think johnshit is good on non-bouncy pitches?
>All them brown dogs
This kills the Mitch
>right in the slot
>right in the slot
>right in the slot
>right in the slot
>right in the slot
Oh shut the fuck up
Looking forward to seeing this happen once again in the MCG next month.
new zealand / SA final?
Aussies getting BTFO
>>56854328
that's what she said
YOU'RE WITNESSING GREATNESS
Starc hat trick trips confirms
>All this Warne butthurt
ffs warney its just a game
BUT CAN THEY DO IT ON A WARM NIGHT OUTSIDE OF THEIR HOME NATION?
>>56854352
>beating australia in australia
lol?
>>56854363
If the Safas play as well as they did against the WIndies, defo
>>56854356
Ahaha, fucking aussie cunts being whooped for 11 runs in 1 ball.
australians find a kiwi and hand over your woman and your anime
save some fucking time
AFL game Lions vs Saints starts in 75 minutes. Should be over by then.
>>56854307
What was the scenario of this , all i remember is him repeating it over and over like he had dementia
>>56854368
>>56854339
HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT
Fucking hell, Warne crying like a girl.
>Muh yorkers
>Muh ballung plan
>Muh Starc is shit and I hate him and always will
>Can't appreciate McWallop killing your team
>Warne having trouble hiding his anal-reckage
FOUL PLAY
O
U
L
P
L
A
Y
AUSSIES HAVE ZERO HONOUR CONFIRMED
eat that you fucking cunt
> get ready for a broken fucking arm
ouch
BROKEN FUCKIN ARM
>Johnson so mad already he's trying to injure people
AHAHAH FUCKING SCUM CUNT.
Nigger shit
Smart strategy by Australia.
Lose this game avoid south Africa in the semis
>>56854395
Aussies were getting btfo in the Ashes and had just lost a bunch of wickets, think he was saying that because they'd lost a bunch of wickets it'd flick a switch and they'd become much better or something
BROKEN
FUCKING
ARM
BROWN DOG UP YA
>>56854391
>my woman and my anime
same thing m8
>>56854401
THAT MITCHELL JOHNSON
Suck shit maggot
yeah not so strong when you aren't slogging it, eh faggot
>bodyline
fucking disgusting
OH GOD MCCULLUM IS KILL ITS OVER BOYS ITS OVER
>Killing McCullum to fuck up my bet
COWARDSSSSSSS
Is New Zealand good in Cricket or only Rugby?
BROKEN FUCKING ARM
R
O
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E
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F
U
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K
I
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Fucking coward bowling
>one ball can kill
OOOO SHIT
>australians are cheating again
No surprises tbh
>USING ATTEMPTED MURDER AS A LEGITIMATE TACTIC
AUSSIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
holy shit ded
BROKEN
FUCKIN
ARM
Murderball
>OH SHIT
BROKEN ARM CONFIRMED
>McCullum is kill
PHIL HUGHES THIS NIGGA
TOP KEK
DID YOU HEAR THE COMMENTATOR SAY SHIT? TOP KEKKK
>just sabotaged NZ's best chance of winning the world cup
hehehhe
BROKEN FUCKING ARM
>>56854450
Best in Rugby Union, Rugby League, and Cricket.
Shouldn't have pissed us off
>OH SHIT
>CHEATING AUSTRALIAN
FUCKING AGAIN
EMBRACE THE KILL
I wish there was an /sp+/ board for /sp/ users to talk about non sports related topics
I could use some advice bros
get ready for a broken fuckin arm cunt
>>56854459
kek
Jesus he should be fucking banned for that
AUSSIES MAD AS FUCK. CLASSLESS WANKERS.
who /gong/ here
>>56854395
Damage control after series loss iirc, he said it in the 5th test.
that's a nasty bruise
lel, nice sportsmanship australia
>aussies starting to cheat
we got em boys
australian bowlers confirmed for talentless murderers
>>56854487
YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
MCCULLUM BTFO
McCallum confirmed for massive pussy
>>56854487
for what?
>>56854418
rip motherfucker
Lose the game, win the war. Australians are strategic geniuses.
MURDER
TO
WIN
Dr.Warne
>"how do we combat mccullum?"
>"injure him"
Fire them at his head, this game was over hours ago
Warne babby feeling happier now
jeez
>that strap to keep the swelling down
fuck
FOUR
O
U
R
HES NOT DEAD YET LADS
>batting without an arm guard
ishygddt
We may have lost but Johnno just ended Small Zealands world cup campaign :^)
FUCK YOU HONOURLESS CUNT
Rekt. Simbly Rekt :^)
>>56854491
Yeah m8, doing tonight?
cheeky diceys sesh
"I can prescribe anything you like"
warnie confirmed for in on coke trafficking
HAHAHA GET FUCKED JOHNSON YA CUNT
AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU JOHNSHIT
BTFO
T
F
O
Can't break the mccullum
YES ONE MORE HIT TO REMOVE MCCULLUM
MAKE THIS TOURNAMENT EASIER FOR THE REST, KNOCK HIM OUT KANGAROOFAGS
those southern man hard genes
>>56854532
not australias fault that he cant play short balls properly
BASED MCCULLUM
>the australian commentators haven't even fucking mentioned how pathetically unsportsmanlike that bowling plan was
Looks like Australia might win now. Glad I bet on em
>>56854539
YES FUCK YES
GET FUCKING REKT CUNT
HAHA EAT THAT FAGGOT
t. mccullum
Imagine the amount of domestic violence in new Zealand tonight after this win
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
GET FUCKED YOU FILTHY CONVICTS
You only pissed McCullum off
>Tfw McCullum hits the ball into Mitchell Johnsons face, Hughesing him.
>>56854572
>he could 'ave died
>>56854568
Its their fault they cant bowl a legit delivery that doesnt get put away.
>>56854572
friendly reminder that they kill each other over there
australia confirmed for shit tier murder bowlers
>>56854573
>151 all out
>NZ 39-0 in 3 overs
>australia might win
stay delusional queenfag
>>56854572
>yfw McCullum ends with 63*
>>56854572
Bowling short is a valid plan. Not their fault mccullum misjudged it
That only made him mad
>>56854539
AHAHAHAHAH
BASED AUSTRALIA
IT WAS ALL AN ELABROTE PLAN, SO HE DOESN'T PLAY IN THE SEMIS AGAINST AUSTRALIA
ABSOLUTE GENIUSES
>>56854572
>bowling bouncers is unsportsmanlike
Holy fuck Kiwis are soft
>not bowling underarm
Weak as piss
YOU CAN'T STOP WHAT IS ALREADY DEAD
Aussie bodylining nao
>>56854591
>Hughesing him
>Implying this isn't Clorke's fault
ME ME ME
>>56854591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rjPNnE4RA
Interchange Johnshit in
>>56854478
So, is NZ vs Aus the biggest rivalry or is it something ike Pakis vsd India?
>>56854580
10/10 post. Would read again.
Fucking Kiwis getting cocky because they have won at home
Time to taste our dicks, hopefully in the final if you don't choke that is
I'd like to see you sheep fucking cunts try to take us on at an Australian ground
Johnson is a John Terry tier cunt.
>>56854602
>Reminder we were 80-1.
Plenty of time
>>56854602
b-but muh lack of match fitness
>all these Kiwis freaking out when their only batsman gets a little bruise
Nation of soft cunts lel
>>56854632
lmao you mad as fuck
>Warne unleashing the excuses
>All this damage control
Are you just trying to make him go super saiyan level 2?
>>56854628
>>56854627
>>56854628
This
NZ confirmed for ultimate homme baby team
MITCHWIDE
Don't worry australia you still have afl
>>56854641
>Seeing Ausfailia get BTFO
>I'm mad
>YOU
>>56854627
>>56854628
HOME BABIES
>>56854620
Considering Aus and NZ aren't constantly verging on nuking each other I'd say paki vs curry
>>56854620
Pakis vs India, but that's more historical, not because they're good at the moment.
But yes, this is a big rivalry
>>56854450
New Zealand is usually shit in cricket
This is the best team they have ever had by a mile and the only time they have been a genuine contender, usually they were good enough to pull off the odd upset but were generally mid tier at best and sometimes would even lose to shit tier teams like bangers and bazinga
>>56854654
and soccer :)
>>56854644
I swear Australian commentators constantly do this
He's literally just talking for ages about how this is all the rain's fault. Maybe they just suck
>>56854644
embarrassing tbh
>>56854418
Eyyyyy cunts, Osssy livin in PPNG here, I have to admit, NZ are GOAT as fuck, they are way better than us.
I thought Australia was good at cricket, guys
what happened
>>56854628
Oh look it s a shitposting Aussie roo rammer, just watch your team loose with an ounce of dignity you dirty outback afterbirth.
C O L L A P S E
IT'S OVER NEW ZEALAND IS FINISHED.
cucktill out
game proceeding as per usual
BASED STARC
FUCK OFF GUPTILL YOU SHIT CUNT
COLLAPSE BEGINS
COMEBACK IS ONNNNNNNNNNNNN
I dunno about you
but it's always cool to see how far the wicket keeper stands back
BTFO
T
F
O
>new chokeland
>>56854496
sportsmanship is a foreign concept to the Australian cricket team. Mitchell Johnson is an absolute cunt from a team of cunts. He's a poor mans Brett Lee, who was a poor mans Glenn Mcgrath with extra pace
>>56854655
youve been going off every time your post timer refreshes
what have I got to be mad at? we played like shit and nz played a lot better. we weren't robbed or anything
>5 NIL
>>56854680
>>56854657
>>56854649
i want guptill to get out and exciting batsmen to replace him
>>56854650
raped
>tfw the final is in australia
BTFO
T
F
O
LITTLE KIWI DICKS
Hey guys, at least when Australia wins the World Cup you can think of this game and the joy it brought your little island home
COLLAPSE
O
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L
A
P
S
E
Useless Guptill.
>>56854678
Never come home faggot
>>56854602
Fuck you americunt
UNLEASH THE MEME
>>56854680
m8 you're winning calm down.
dunno why people get so mad over shitposting
>gutpill
REMINDER: AUSTRALIA WERE 80-1
>cucktill out again
whatever
OH BOY WE KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
I'm only here for the aussie fannie fluster
It begins
>Reminder Australia was 80-1
>NZ at 40-1
GET FUCKING REKT CUNTS
>>56854696
>Being a mad Aussie shit cunt
Kane?
>>56854671
>Maybe they just suck
No its typical dirty aussie excuse. Goddamn koala humpers.
Cricket as usual
guptil always goes
nearly time for work, though
>cucktill out early
>happens every game anyway
meh
THE MEME IS HERE
all these british gambling ads are disgusting tbh
posts too fast
Cant be /comfy/ mates
;_;
>>56854736
top kek
the inferiority complex is delicious
>>56854660
>not because they're good at the moment.
see you in the semis bud
>>56854699
cursed dubs
>>56854747
They get me every time ;_;
>Actually celebrating
>Haddin sledging
Literally meme the team
>>56854747
Win online
>>56854749
no comfort
only bantz
IF I PULL THAT OFF, WOULD YOU DIE?
>>56854679
didn't I tell you to fuck off you scum
look whos batting now
>>56854731
it's amazing that somehow you could still come across as upset given the score
>>56854644
They're all students of the Channel Nine commentary school, where they seem to think the audience wants 1) endless pro-Australia point of view 2) constant talking about absolute bullshit, no matter how inane or unrelated to the game, lest there be even a moment of quiet or reflection
It was horribly obvious when Clarke did commentary recently and he was the only guy talking about in depth game stuff or doing any kind of intelligent analysis.
>>56854747
>that fucking dog
>>56854758
>nothing true in this post
He's a tough cookie
aussies were never good tbh
ausfailians disintegrating like their economy
>leave to piss because we're gonna lose
>miss wicket
fuark
>>56854764
> MS Paint
>>56854797
it was a meme wicket
FUCK NEW ZEALAND
kek now he decides to you an arm guard
>>56854726
why is everyone helping the other team practice catches?
MEME'D
FOUR
O
U
R
>>56854804
excuse me
>>56854797
maybe you should stay in the toilet
aus might git gud
>>56854802
How?
>>56854795
>new zealand
>economy
Lel
>45 meter boundary
what the fuck, seriously?
>>56854817
yeah mate
its based purely off dairy farms
what could go wrong?
>e-england are a shit tier team!!
>australia completely BTFO by the same side
I literally have a boner.
Y A W N
A
W
N
>>56854815
see the webm mang
>>56854726
>>56854837
>england completely BTFO by australia
>>56854837
5-0 lel
eh, everyone talking about mccullum all week - williamson is the one that will win the game
Are Australia literally the worst team in the World Cup?
Rugby or Cricket.
>>56854835
Better than trying to base it on mining
Oh wait
>trying to knock johnsons leg off
good lad
>>56854837
you've lost to both teams faggot
>>56854821
Only on one side of the ground.
>>56854821
>most anticipated match of the tourney
>put it on a ground designed for rugby
Planners are retarded
you've literally just made him angry with that hit tbh
>>56854844
I don't see how that's a meme wicket.
That desperate Aussie commentator.
>>56854861
WI has the worst bowling
scotland has the worst batting
>>56854821
we only have rugby grounds, what do you expect?
>>56854712
Eyyy fuck you, you abbo faggot, you probably aint even austraaalian mate, we should've finished the job when we tried to eradicate your race cunt.
>>56854837
>australia are shit!!!
>lose 5 nil
fiddy after 5
CAN YOU TASTE THE DICK, AUS
>50 in 5 overs
>Australia no longer laughing at us
T-this is a good feel bros
>>56854856
he's too conservative in these situations. Only lets loose once he hits 30 odd, which won't happen today
McCullum is tough as fuck
Fucked back and now arm and still swinging
>>56854837
England will be quite happy when they wake up.
Looks like you are literally the only one here right now.
