WINDIES BTFO (By AB De GOAT)
The big one is tonight - NZ Vs AUS (1:00am GMT)
There's also India Vs UAE (6:30am GMT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcCCdqOp21I
>>56843075
Timing of second match for you is timing of first match for us;timing for Aus/NZ match for them is the timing for Ind match for us
Cricket is all abput timing.
>>56843238
Is this the transexual Indian version of Dave Chapelle?
Am I the only one who can't take these scores seriously? The game is so biased in favour of batsman now, it's dull as fuck.
Australian cricket dies today
Ideas to save test cricket:
1. kisscam at matches
2. get to rush the field after a wn
3. dancing girls and fireworks
anymore?
>>56843238
>tfw indian diaspora
>tfw watching bretheren from bharat trying to be modern still sends shivers down my spine
have you prayed with your local afghan brotherhood today lads?
>>56843469
baseball is conversely heavily biased towards the pitcher
>big gloves
>thin bat
>fowl areas
>have to run 4 times just to make a single run
>>56843838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6cvxEfXKMA
>>56843892
why do you keep linking this
holy fuck, saffas scored 400 fucking runs last night?
>Australia vs New Zealand tonight
These threads are going to hell in a handbasket
>>56844459
ab rekt
>>56844588
let the shitposting begin.
>there are "people" on /sp/ RIGHT NOW who unironically think Worstralia stand a chance against the Based Caps
>>56844588
>These threads are going to hell in a handbasket
it'll be the same as always, 5 threads of Aussies arguing with each other over who ruined /cric/ instead of watching the game
>>56844729
>implying there was anything worthwhile to ruin in the first place
Why does Eden Park have a 40,000 capacity for this match?
Where are the other 10,000 seats?
How does the scoring work?
The whole 234-2 thing wrecks my head
Bls responding??
>>56845041
234 runs scored. 2 wickets lost.
>>56845055
Oh, okay thx
>>56843469
There's no balance between bat and ball anymore, it's just shit to be a bowler with these big bats and slog friendly rules now and the games get boring too. In this game most of the sides batting first are winning with a big score to defend
>inb4 Englel, I'm talking overall
Who ready for /bestgame/ here?
When will kiwis start playing on big boy grounds and not this "have a go cricket" shit.
>>56844847
>not knowing about based /cric/ banter and discussion
>>56845493
Youre going to get blown the fuck out
friendly reminder to the fantasy league cellar dwellers that you get an unlimited trading period after the IND vs UAE game and 42 more trades, so you should burn your remaining trades.
I kind of want nz to win just for the press reactions
will this be on tv?
>>56846023
Channel 4
Who /hype/ here?
Be scared
>>56843838
Use the snicko mic to detect how loudly the bat has been hit, and when it's a big hit, amplify it around the ground and also set off fireworks
Who /livinthedream/ here?
Not pictured: lewis road milk that I used to make coffee
>>56846360
>macbook pro
dropped tbh
>>56846381
It's literally dying, I dropped it a year ago and it's slowly lost all it's ability.
Getting a free Air to replace it soon. Don't give a fuck about what it is if it's free
>>56846360
>mac
>city of new zealand
>>56846360
You can just press print screen you know?
>>56843075
So hype
>inb4 McCullum scores a fast 60
>Kane memeson scores a 100
>southee gets three wickets
>boult 2
>>56846463
how would we see the coffee and biccies tho?
get it together Ireland
>>56846445
You have no idea
1st for kiwis getting btfo
>>56846584
nth for canada never making a world cup
>>56846602
im indian you fuck
2nd for aussies getting btfo
>>56846602
wow kiwibro, wow
>>56845002
Sacrificed to the cricket gods
>>56846615
that's a shame
>>56846602
We made the last one :')
H Y P E D
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get ready poo peeland
calm thread ...
>tfw it's just going to be another shit match
>>56847074
>you know in your heart this to be true
>>56847039
Still early for a Saturday morning m8
go kiwis
>>56847074
>yfw we make 500 on the hobbit sized ground
my body is ready
>>56847039
calm before the storm m8
I've been in a shitty mood all day since it turned out that I was wrong about the dress
fuck
>>56847335
pls no
>>56847335
Was it blue and gold?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Roman-Womens-Detail-Bodycon-Dress/dp/B00SJEUCWU
>>56847335
You should feel worse knowing you're an American
>>56847335
fuck off
Gunna be a pretty even match innit bruv
>>56847389
Aus is gonna win by 200 m8
>>56847389
Inb4 cuckstralia doesnt even make 100
Went out for a run and decided to go hard so I did a bit over 2km in 7.30mins when I suddenly felt a little dribble and almost keeled over needing to shit.
I had to practically crawl to the nearest bathroom which was over a km away and then unleash the most liquid of all shits, it was one of those public toilets where you have to hover because it is so filthy and I accidentally sprayed all over the seat and even got some on the floor
>>56847409
>because we only needed to chase 90
>tfw you will never watch a world cup final between nz and australia while sitting on a beautiful grassy embankment with all your kiwi and aussie /cric/ bantering like crazy
someone please kill me now.
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>>56847450
Aussies batting first m888888
Best Metallica album?
>>56847460
we are basically doing that except we aren't on itchy grass, toughen up nigga
>>56847487
underage pls go
>>56847492
FUCK YOU
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>>56845864
you should know about being btfo
>>56846577
I guess he's just afraid that with photos someone might sneak an ass or two there
who /houseofcards/ here
>mfw kiwis think they actually have a chance
>mfw australia wins by 200 runs
>>56843838
>watching bretheren from bharat trying to be modern still sends shivers down my spine
What do you mean?
>>56847559
who /nrl/ here?
>>56847487
>listening to rock
>>56847563
>>56847589
>>56847487
plebs pls leave
>tfw saturday
>tfw actually play sport
>tfw the kiwis are going to be BTFO so hard I won't get to see any of it
>>56847563
Gonna marathon it starting tomorrow m8
>clarke replacing bailey and not watson
literally why
>>56847626
watson can bowl
>>56843075
NZ vs Aus going to be brilliant. Can't wait
>>56847650
He doesn't really add shit as a bowler though
>>56847663
>tfw sort of /a/ but not /a/ enough to anime post.
>>56847663
kill yourself
>mfw southee bowls out all 10 aussies in the first over
>>56847673
he is a better batsman than Bailey imo and he offers a few cheap overs with the ball
>>56847700
you got a problem with me you little cunt? I'll fucking wreck your shit m8, I swear on me mum
I'll even wreck you at cricket breh
>>56847613
what sports do you play anon?
>agree to edit faculty monthly magazine at start of this year with 4 colleagues
>turns out all of them only wanted it to pad their resume, no one else actually enjoys doing it
>2nd edition, everyone but me has already dropped out because 'busy right now' and they didn't realise it would involve work
>stuck here trying to download photoshop to do a front cover because the graphics guy fucked off.
>can't go to pub with based cric m8s
inb4 'real /cric/ is watching game alone at home anyway'
Leonard Nimoy died
A pigeon flew into my sliding door and it's gone retarded. Just standing next to the glass and tapping still trying to get in. Doesn't even react when I tap on the glass.
>>56847460
Nah, that would be awkward. It's more comfy sitting in my room.
>>56847704
>11 players in a team
>6 balls in an over
>mfw when you're an idiot
>>56847757
boil it
>>56847767
>what are free hits
>>56847736
/cric/ and work go hand in hand m8.
>>56847767
>first ball
>line drive bounces off the batting partners head, caught for out, partner knocked out cold
>repeat a few times
git gud faggot
Hello fellow nzers. Is this game being played live on free tv? Or just online and sky?
>>56847563
On ep 7 now. Perhaps ending by the time the game starts
Kinda disappointing so far
>>56847767
He's so good he can bowl both guys out with one ball
>>56847801
One consolation: baiting NZbros when glorious Smith piles on another ton
>>56847853
I watched the first episode last year on a business class trip from holiday
For all the fuss, I thought it was quite shit.
Will Smith make a century today?
>>56847733
Its still summer m8, cricket
>>56847978
no, jaden will though
>>56847978
nah, he won't even get to bat
>mfw based southee gets a sextuple wicket maiden in the first over.
>>56847978
He's an actor m8
>>56848011
has that ever happened?
>>56847999
But the forecast is for no rain?
>>56847996
how can sixes be real
when doosras aren't real?
>>56848043
>implying NZ will take wickets
Agnew dropping truth about 2019: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/31656135
>>56847663
Who New Ze/a/land here
The only way australia will win is to hope watson injures himself during the warm up and doesn't play
>>56847685
iktfb
>yfw it's a glorious day in /auckland/ today
Who /playingdragonballzxenoverse/ here?
>>56847444
I feel you bro. After I do my weights session on que I take the biggest diarrhoea ever. I don't even understand
Live stream link?
>>56847444
Whenever I see shit on the floor in a public toilet I always wonder how the FUCK that is possible. Like how did someone manage to get shit on the fucking floor... I still don't really understand to this day
I hope you cleaned up a little after yourself
>mfw davey warner hits boult and southee for 30 runs off the first two overs
>>56848264
uhh get fucked I thought it was 1pm. turns out its 2
>>56848264
http://bringvictory.com/
>>56848301
>shit on the floor
Anyone here go to Auckland Grammar? Shit on the floor erry fuckin day. Stalls had no locks, toilets were semi-outside and they washed them by hosing them down
>>56848301
this
especially if it's on the wall or something. I always think that whoever does that must be having a really shitty day, excuse the pun, but how the fuck do you even manage to do that, as an adult.
dirty fucks
Pat Cummins in the side? Prepare your anus New Zealand.
>AUSvsNZ
>IND
tonight is going to be fucking wild
WHO /ATTHEGAME/ HERE
This New Zealand is good meme ends NOW
>>56848470
>you are now imagining what would have happened had they scheduled AUS-NZ and IND-PAK on the same day
>Daniel Vettori has conceded two boundaries in the 152 balls he has delivered in #CWC15. He has sent down 90 dot balls. Key. #NZvAus
GOAT
>>56848512
>INDvPAK on PPV
>AUSvNZ on stream
>simultaneously
i wouldnt leave my fucking house for 12 hours
Look aus lads I'm sorry but its time for you to lose
>>56848516
Get fucked New Zealand
THE MEME IS OVER
>>56848555
>>56848555
trips confirm
aus bout to get bum rekt
WHO /NZ/ HERE?
>>56848624
jej
both teams will make 400+
>tfw no Shane Bond to rek aus again
>mfw McCullum golden duck
>>56848653
you would be the only Kiwi cricket fan to remember him, most have been watching for a month or two at the most
Who /hopingforsledging/ here?
>>56848658
>not first ball four
This game literally doesn't matter at all
>>56848674
dude always played well against australia, even though the rest of the team usually shit themselves
>>56848706
four u
>>56848706
>Sinking to our level
m8 pls.
45 meter boundary. How is it legal to play cricket on this under 9's ground?
stream? how many bongs?
>>56848749
30 bings.
>>56848727
>>56848735
both teams are making the next round, whoever wins is only affected emotionally or whatever
That is why this is being played in NZ
>>56848749
30 bings
>>56848749
half a bong
>>56848761
Fuck yes i'm going to stay up late and watch Cricket with you lot if thats ok with you lot.
>ausfailia
TELL ME YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
AND I SAY OOOOOOOOOOH
>>56848744
honestly, it's fucking tiny
they shifted it around or something
there's gonna be some meme shots tonight
>>56848744
No seriously. This kind of angers me.
Isn't there some kind of regulation?
who saw that /savea/ try aginst the force last night?
Straya batting first. Hold onto your hats fellas.
>>56848744
how many yards is that?
>England still 6th in the group
>Got Sri Lanka next
i-it's over.
CLARKEY
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>new zealel
>we're batting first
lol, gg NZ
>>56848828
like fiddy
>>56848674
All I remember about Shane Bond is how much the media hyped him every time he came back from injury
>>56848706
It really does matter psychologically
>>56848606
AUSTRALIA WIN THE TOSS AND BAT
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AUSTRALIA BATTTING FIRST.
>>56848836
It aint over til its over kid!
>>56848847
i liked his bowling action tbh
>>56848805
We have bigger grounds but they're in parks and won't do for the shekels
>"We would have bowled first anyway"
Yeah and I would've fucked your fat ugly sheep gf
>batting first
did you not see what happened to englel?
500 confirmed
This is what Australians sound like:
>GONNA AV A BAT M88888
>>56848744
that is tiny as fuck, doesn't even make sense
>>56848470
rest of the group matches for >us are /indiawinslol/
not fun
>>56848883
>bowling first
did you not see what happened to englel?
>>56848805
There are now, but since Eden Park hosted intenrationals before 2007 I think it's exempt. Any new stadium has to have minimum dimensions
>>56848883
>he thinks NZ actually stand a chance
we have 10 good batsmen good luck stopping them on babby pitch
any streams up yet?
even though we sill like 20 bings away
"Ian SMTIH"
>Channel 9 education
>>56848890
Can we get a vote from non-AUS/NZ people on who has the worst accent?
I'll admit ours is fucking terrible but I always thought we were only second worst to Australia.
>>56848857
Fucking hell thats a small field. our baseball fields are like 300 yards, and the fences aren't a mere 3 inches high. And our paddles aren't close to a foot wide. And our pitchers throw harder and with more technicality and precision. And our batters don't wear loads of armour.
>manlets
im clenching my butthole in anticipation of new cuckland playing a non meme team and getting BTFO
>>56848624
everyone but australia i guess
>>56848929
the Australian accent is objectively great, it has a way of being patronising and friendly at the same time
Southee swing INCOMING
anyone have an hq stream?
>>56848890
u w0t m8 u having a laff?
>>56848929
You sounds exactly like Australians tbh. And Australians sound exactly like Brits tbh.
>>56848929
London/Aus/NZ are all similar
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVpXJa2N668
>>56848929
South Africans have pretty bad accents to my American ears
Poor English people also
>>56848929
What are you talking about? No one overseas can tell the difference between our accents.
If you travel anywhere, the grills always get wet for our accents.
>>56848932
All cricket pitches have different dimensions, this one is babby as fuck
>>56848946
based brit webm man is back
>>56848929
The aussie accent is definitely thicker, I'm undecided as to whether that's good or bad though.
>>56848932
300 feet m8, at the minimum, usually 330 down the line, 400 to center
from what I've seen the cricket grounds in new zealand are about the same size or a bit smaller than an average baseball stadiums, and the ones in australia have been a little bit bigger
this one is like half the size of a baseball stadium
warner to get fastest odi ton in history
>>56848964
How is this so yet I can identify different American region accents easily?
>>56848946
WEBMBRO
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>tfw you will never be as good looking as Bond and play for ur country
>>56848973
I love South African accents, it's one of the best imo
>>56848973
Cos they're probably dutch and dutch is a weird convoluted language that is just strange.
>>56849013
fook off
>>56848932
>300 yards
maybe the Polo Grounds, but modern stadiums are usually 330 feet at the corners and about 410 straight away
>>56849003
because you lap up american media
>>56848964
Yeah I wouldn't think it would be too different to outsiders. Australians do the really over the top vowel sounds and they fuck me off
>>56848973
I love SA accents, they're far more Euro
>>56848978
>go to england
>spend the entire time practicing my english accent so no one has to hear me speak
Still do it here a lot, I get mistaken for being british a bit
>>56848978
>tfw talked to an australian girl
>laughed at how I said dentist
>>56848932
This field is actually illegal according to ICC dimensions.
Unfortunately when the rules were brought in, this was considered a "pre-existing" ground so the cucks can keep using it
This guy is based
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0mVkUnlRGA
>>56849030
dintust
>>56848932
Kill yourself
And take your shitty imperial measurements with you.
>>56849030
Australia does not count as overseas m9
NZ is a state of Australia, didn't you know?
>>56849030
I made a girl in my accounting class repeat the number 6 numerous times, pretending I couldn't understand her
>>56849057
top kek
I actually like the different ground sizes thing, it makes for a different contest in different places
Although they should probably counter it with a bowler-friendly pitch or something
>tfw thread is moving too fast already
IT'S OVER.
>>56849013
Objectively wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZz2rImpk1c
ayy
WHO ELSE HYPE FOR CRICKET BOWL: THUNDER DOWN UNDER?
>>56849003
You couldn't differentiate a Texan and a Californian, except maybe by slang. Honestly here we've just got New Yorkers/Bostonites who basically sound the same, and then you have Cajun tongue. And I guess Minnesotans. Anything else you hear people are just putting on a show.
>>56848946
nice webm m8
went to kfc and they were out of centre breast
>>56849109
eh, it's going to be a blowout
World class teams playing minnows is never fun
>>56849072
I think NZ was a colony of NSW for some time
THREAD THEME GET HYPE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBG8rIVIUNE
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>>56849096
>seeing Chris Cairns patting McCullum on the back
fug
>tfw he totally did it and he's probably going to jail
>>56848946
that legit looks like they have a green screen behind them and they are in a studio
Who did YOU power play today /cric/?
>>56849133
I get centre breast from ur mum m8
>>56849147
ONYA LAD
He looks a bit fat now.
>>56849168
I just power played a double-double from In-N-Out
>That guy that speeds up during overtaking lanes then slows down when its back to single lane
I am that guy
>>56849168
Anderson, tight games it's often the allrounders that pull through
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