how does this make you feel
>>56816361
Which british club is getting this new stadium?
>>56816398
Ayy
>>56816398
Have to say, the stadium has a very appealing design.
>>56816398
my sides
>>56816398
ty hans
>>56816398
>"German" "humour"
>>56816398
>>56816477
Can't handle the banter, Croat?
powerless
>>56816477
It's "humor". You're posting on an American barbecue arrangement extranet platform.
>>56816398
>>56816398
that was funny bruder
>>56816398
This really had been my first thought as well. Only through the reactions I found out it was a joke.
>>56816507
>implying BBQ arrangement isn't a necessity
>>56816398
hehe
>>56816398
how don't they ever get stains on their clothes
>>56816722
Because when the Muslims have sex with the English, they blow all over your ass to not ruin their clothes
>>56816768
even worse than the german joke
>>56816477
Spelled "humor" my friend.
>>56816768
>Ameriland in charge of not repeating the same joke
>>56816398
>>56816783
>Americuck education
can someone post funny youtube videos of arab excess, the reporter looks frigid in this gif but i think later in the video she starts stripping for them anyways
>>56816801
>britcucks
>>56816398
OH SHI-
>>56816813
It's a club where they give you fake money to throw at strippers.
Literally shit-tier
>>56816398
Mein seiden
>krauts mad that no one outside of scat porn site owners want to invest in their "league"
>>56816889
>Britcucks embarrassed that all their teams are being bought out by sand niggers
>>56816889
Isn't it time for your midday prayers
>>56816889
>bongs mad that their front doors now open into a shariah zone
>>56816889
Calm down, Mohammed.
>>56816889
So tell me the advantages of these "investions" of your foreign sugardaddys.
Is it the young british talents, the good international results, the great atmosphere in your libraries, the free TV broadcasting or the low ticket prices?
>>56816964
>the great atmosphere in your libraries
and people say krauts arent funny
>you will never throw money around like it's nothing, never pay camwhores and video game nerds $25,000 for one night's entertainment and not even break a sweat, never get lisa ann to fly gracie glam to your desert to literally take a shit on her, etc.
feels batman bin suparman
>>56816964
this german must be from dresden bc he's on fire
>>56817006
Calling grounds libraries it's literally a century old joke mate
>>56817087
>it's literally a century old joke mate
Just like the English National Team
>>56817099
based
>>56817099
Try about 50 but I'm Scottish anyway
ENGLAND GETTING BTFO IN THIS ITT
>>56817121
>northcuck
>>56816398
N O I C E
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E
Fuck all of you, my name is actually Mohammed and you're just mad.
btw Islam will rule the world in a 100years.
>>56817212
That's what you said before the crusades.
Also your "prophet" just ripped off the jewish and christian religions. How does it feel getting not only the sloppy seconds, but the sloppy thirds?
>>56817262
It feels like being the most advanced version of a software v3.0.
>>56816398
oh shit
>>56817278
But windows 7 is shit m8
>>56816398
Good one, Hansi.
>>56817269
That was from a survey of 50,000 people, the actual published figures from birth certificates put Muhammed way down the list, the actual most popular name is Oliver
>>56817302
free windows 10 when
i want my upgrade
>>56817306
sure thing muhamed
>>56816398
R E K T
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T
>>56817269
>4.4% in UK
>2.2% male
>most common name
>statistics
>daily mail
Hope they outsource for labor or it won't stand a week
>>56817345
>baby boys
>>56816889
If that was true there'd be a lot more British investors in the Bundesliga.
>>56817327
A simple google search, which admittedly may be a bit beyond the average american, would prove me right.
>>56816964
Bongs BTFO like it's 1940
>>56817393
Porn is banned in this country m8
>>56816889
>>56817422
And child-fucking is not? Cause it appears quite popular with both the British upper class and your mohammedans.
>>56816398
Saubaer!
>>56816398
BRITBONGS GBTFO
>>56816398
>>56816398
BTFO
T
F
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>>56816398
>>56816964
based Germany
i wish Hitler was a tiny bit better at the whole war thing
The emir of Qatar just arrived at my uni and will be speaking in about half an hour to students
>>56816361
I like how everyone is a middle aged fool here except for that one guy who looks like a mastermind Bond villain with his arms crossed.
>>56816398
Have my babies
>>56816964
Show mercy hans!
>>56816398
How will the Brits ever recover?
Ayy lmao
>>56816964
Billy No Mates BTFO
>>56816398
Very nicee
>>56816398
Niemcy zawsze wygrają
pretty poor joke from a technical standpoint. the implication was trite and obvious and wouldn't have so many responses if it weren't for the subject of the joke and 4chan's childish hivemind quote mentality.
overall 4/10 sorry
i am british so i know humour
>>56818539
go cry elsewhere, you inbred.
>>56816398
overrated post
>>56818565
underrated post
>>56817269
>Isla
Never knew a loanee at QPR would get babies named after him.
>>56816398
Grade a bantz m8
>>56816398
well keked, fritz
>>56816801
>being judged by britfails
>>56817212
You must be moham-mad
>>56817422
Damn, and you call yourselves free?
A M E R I C A
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>>56816398
#decimated
>>56816964
epl fucking rekt
>>56817306
>the actual most popular name is Oliver
We are doomed.
>>56817099
kek
>>56818354
Set yourself on in protest at Corruptar 2022
>>56818038
*less crazy
>>56818838
fire
Is Qatar the GOAT country?
Managed to create so much buttmad around the world that people actually started to care about human rights issues
>>56816398
#shotsfired
>>56816398
damn
>>56816398
>>56818585
Just rightly rated post
>>56816398
>>56816964
>>56817413
we created google Ali
Islam will rule the world get use to it chaps.
If you guys think I'm Mohammed, i'll post my british passport and prayer mat.
All hail Allah.
>>56819208
>If you guys think I'm NOT Mohammed
>>56816398
lmfao
alemanha pls
>>56816964
Not really any of those. It's more like it makes the league actually entertaining instead of being over in November by having literally one relevant club. Sort of like the complete opposite of the Bundesliga.
>>56817269
That's because they listed literally every variant of Muhammad including the likes of Moe under one listing then put things like Gary and Garry under separate listings. Literally not a chance any real Brit would be this much of a half a head, turn your proxy off.
>>56819249
>I'll sell my soul to some sandniggers to get entertained
Britcucks everybody
>>56818038
It's your fault, Russia
>that one taking a selfie
top kek
>>56816398
top kek x 2
>>56819290
Dietmar Hopp...Sandniggers...meh
>>56819290
better than getting cucked by bayern for the next 20 years
who am i kidding, you probably support them
>>56819368
You know there is a difference between getting bought because you are interesting and getting bought to make you "interesting"?
No one supports Hoffenheim.
>>56816398
*applause*
>>56819390
>"english" "football" "fans"
Absolutely disgusting
>>56818438
That was the last nail in the coffin.
With that, England was confirmed a 2nd-World country.
>>56819493
bayernliga
>>56819390
and you are the guys complaining about the WC22 in Qatar, lel
>>56816398
good banter m8
>arguing about which league/country is better
>>56819208
>>56819742
whats canada's favourite name? cheng peng?
>>56819772
I got a xmas card from my husbands coworker with a picture of their kid and their dog. Love from Hunter and Tucker.
>>56816964
based Germany taking the garbage out
>>56819842
>trying so hard to ignore the inevitable
So sad Hassan... it must be a shame to lose your country to some religious shit skins. I would be mad to brah. Such a shame, but at least your food wont be shit now.
>>56819961
the inevitable being white minority like america? oh, i know it's happening, it's just happening everywhere else too
>>56816398
Maybe Bradford but most likely Man City
>>56816964
Adolf is spot on.
>>56819982
It was my biggest fear when picking a name that Disney would release some movie causing my child's name to shoot to the top of the list.
>>56819836
My niece is named Isabella and we all call her Bella....then all this Twilight shit started and you know the rest.
>>56819762
when i was in grade 2 we watched a video about bad touching and what you should do if someone touches you. the name of the girl in the video was my name. i am male. count your blessings, ariel.
>>56819842
Canada is just fine...but I've lived in London, England, so no amount of well-baked "statistics" is going to change the facts.
>>56819772
(You're thinking of Vancouver, not Canada, m8.)
girls and boys in Canada
1. Liam 1. Olivia
2. William 2. Maya/Mia/Mya
3. Jacob 3. Sofia/Sophia
4. Lucas/Lukas 4. Emma
5. Noah 5. Charlotte
6. Nathan 6. Zoe/Zoey
7. Benjamin 7. Chloe
8. Ethan 8. Sarah
9. Jackson/Jaxon/Jaxson 9. Ava
10. Logan 10. Emily
11. Oliver 11. Lea/Leah
12. Alexander 12. Avery
13. Samuel 13. Lily
14. Thomas 14. Isabella
15. Gabriel 15. Ella
16. Mason 16. Amelia
17. James 17. Victoria
18. Zachary/Zackary 18. Sofie/Sophie
19. Adam 19. Hanna/Hannah
20. Daniel 20. Elizabeth
21. Owen 21. Abigail
>>56820601
Thank god my parents decided against calling me Pumba, that would have been awkward!
>>56820674
It would make sense because Kimba was the first person/animal to fart in a Disney movie
>>56820249
I was pushing for the name Sven for my son before he was born (I have some Swedish heritage in my family). Wife wasn't crazy about it, but considered it. Then Frozen came out, so that got nixed pretty quickly.
>>56820736
If you are going Scandinavian, why settle for Sven? Make that little bastard a Bjorn, or a Ragnar, or a Magnus, or A Rollo, or Vingþórr. No child on the playground want to mess with the kid with his eyes set on Valhalla.
>>56816398
>>56819815
I met someone once named Rheytchul...pronounced Rachel...wtf
>>56820876
I always really liked the name, but I don't really think I'll use it anymore if I have a girl-child... :/
>>56816398
>I'll never get this many replies
>>56820787
Don't worry. I had a science teacher that called babies fresh humans
>>56820842
>>56820805
>>56820774
>>56820736
>>56820674
>bumping threads you don't like
>>56820933
And how did you handle that? I've learned to let it go. My manager was cold, but it didn't bother me.
>>56816398
Hans brings the bantz
>>56820964
I've just moved to France from the UK and have seen at least 5 Elsa's on Tinder.
>>56820903
I'm predicting my kids will meet with at least one Tyrion, Daenerys or Cersei during their lifetimes.
>>56816964
what the fuck is investion?
>>56816398
this is good banter but I think there's some kind of circlejerking because of the number of posts responding to this, it's not THAT funny
But don't get me wrong it's good banter
>>56818438
This is what England has become
>>56821076
I always think picking names for characters in games is hard.
>>56816398
10/10 top kek
>>56817055
Severely underrated post
>>56820805
Magnus, ffs.
You can't do better than Magnus Carlsen.
>>56821127
Remember, they might be cute "baby names" now, but they will be adult people names someday.
>>56821095
If this is a reference to something I don't really get it sorry
>le scheming oil merchants.jpg
>>56816889
0/10
>>56821081
Still haven't seen my name on this thread. Good job mom.
>>56820987
She has eyeballs the size of softballs, and a 10-inch waist?
Or do you just mean she dyes her hair blonde?
>>56821172
There are 0 Ayden sounding names at my preschool of ~80 kids from newly born to age 5. So proud of their parents.
That being said, there is a Zebulon, so really I guess it is a toss up.
BRITSHIT MOD SO INSECURE HE HAS TO SPAM THIS THREAD
BRITSHIT MOD SO INSECURE HE HAS TO SPAM THIS THREAD
BRITSHIT MOD SO INSECURE HE HAS TO SPAM THIS THREAD
>>56820601
>I've lived in one of the most multicultural cities in the world
congrats
>>56821142
Seriously, these don't even have some kinda pop culture phenomenon to justify them. Jayden and the like were a truly grassroots effort to make an entire generation of children sound like white trash
>tfw when some spic is called out my name is often used
thanks dad
>>56821189
>That being said, there is a Zebulon, so really I guess it is a toss up.
MFW I thought Zebulon was a kind of rip-proof nylon.
>>56821219
I've lived in NYC and Toronto, too - they're significantly more multicultural than London.
My point was:
no Sharia zones in NYC or Toronto . . . how about London?
>>56816398
BRITBONGS BTFO
>>56821268
you tell me. you've apparently lived there
your answer will tell me if you have or not
go
>>56816398
explain all the BTFO and REKTS pls
>>56816398
Danke Fritz.
>>56819232
1-7
>>56816813
>reporte
![JS57837893[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Flf00TF.jpg "JS57837893[1].jpg")
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/city-fan-involved-angry-exchange-8721799
>City fan involved in angry exchange with Neymar speaks out saying "I've done nothing wrong"
>Aziz Hammad, 19, says the Brazilian superstar was 'unprofessional' for confronting him
>Aziz Hammad
>he spams threads and risks jail time to derail threads he doesn't like
>he does it for free
RIP thread. Thanks for the giggles, Germany.
>>56821445
he can be called Izzy if she wants to avoid it completely.
>>56821477
I thought he was white.
>>56821290
Just to clarify on your wording Inter and Milan the second and third highest earners and made 87,7 it's not based on second and third in serie a table
>>56816398
>this thread is still alive
>>56821608
>I know an Ariel who is 17 right now and he's me
Is this you saying you know an Arab who is as white as you?
Or is this you saying you used to be a mermaid who underwent a sex change operation?
>>56821477
I'M FUCKIN ZYZZ BRAH
>>56816398
> 1 (one) British club has arab owners
Most ovverated post over.
>>56816398
LEL
>>56816398
mfw
>>56816398
Top bantz
>>56821817
Traded your fish and chips for kebab yet you're still so salty.
I'm not giving that smug fucking nazi another ''you'' to wank over. The only 'you' this smug nazi fuck deserves is a 'U' Boat sunken at the bottom of the sea with his fucking nazi grandfather trapped inside gasping for air, unable to process water in his lungs.
So I've screencapped it.For reference. So you can refer back to it. And if that smug nazi cunt is busy on another tab, on fucking ''neineneieneienmunsterscateinnein.com'' or whataever fucking ridiculous sounding german language page he is reading, he won't see the red number '1' when this is posted, he'll just see a number 1 and won't click back to the tab. He won't get to feel the excitement of another undeserved response. He will merely feel the crushing blow dealt to him when he does eventually turn onto this tab only to see that he has been utterly and completely BTFO by yours truely and everyones surely, ME. A fucking proud Brit who isn't going to let this fly (unlike the bombers going to Dresden)
There is ONE English club owned by Arabs.
One sole English club. That is it.
But muh Emirates! Muh Ettihad!
Both of these are airlines. Airlines are an INTERNATIONAL industry. Airlines don't operate entirely within the Arab penicillin. Being sponsored by an airline is NO different to being sponsored by a fucking globe manufacturer. Besides. How is ''HAHAHA THOSE ENGLISH,ALWAYS HAVING NICE STADIUMS BOUGHT FOR THEM!'' supposed to be an insult?
Is it bad that Arabs invest billions into this country?
Is it bad that Arabs treat this country well?
Is it bad that Arabs respect us?
Is it bad that Arabs worship the ground we walk on as though our footprints contain passages from the Qu'ran?
Arabs WORSHIP this nation and make it stronger with their investment. We CUCK Arabs which weak willed Nazi cannot even dream of doing.
You are literally laughing at us for being a trophy wife to Muslims. We don't have to lift a finger while Islam exists.
Sort yourselves out.
>>56823157
>this is what britain has become
allahu akbar, mohammed
>>56816398
Pissing meself laughing
>>56816398
ayy
>>56816398
>>56816398
kek
>>56823157
No reason to lose your head over this, muhammad
also I'll quote him for you since you forgot to.
>>56816398
>>56817099
this is better than Hans' post. top kek m8
>>56816398
dayum
>>56823157
>The Arab penicillin
That's what your mom needs after she got the clap from your local imam, faggot.
>>56816398
How will Britain ever recover?
>>56816398
>>56823157
>Is it bad that Arabs treat this country well?
>Is it bad that Arabs respect us?
>Is it bad that Arabs worship the ground we walk on as though our footprints contain passages from the Qu'ran?
>>56823157
>>56823157
>calling yourself a trophy wife
>being proud that you are a subservient sex toy for Arab nations
Fucking Arabs man
>>56823157
How the mighty have fallen.
>nazis cancel carnival because they're scared of sandniggers
>call britain cucked
ayyy
>>56816398
Raped
>>56824834
>lesbianon is not arab
>lesbianon is great mighty white phonecian
and you better not think otherwise ya zalameh
>>56817055
>>56816398
germany dropping one on britain like in the 40's
>>56816398
>>56817099
>all this banter ITT
>>56817099
>>56817099
>>56819249
If that's your argument, you better never give any shit to American sports.
>>56826331
>half the thread is going up for hate crime charges tomorrow
Hope they have good banisters.
Only Americans care about American sports.
>>56823157
literally worst american proxy ive ever seen
>>56817099
ouchie
>>56817115
I missed the ger/usa broship during the wc group stages ;_;
>>56816398
aayy lmao
>>56817055
ohhh sheeeit lol
>>56816398
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>>56817099
#REKT
>>56821211
BRITCUCK MODS BTFO
>>56816398
daily reminder germany has more muslims than uk
>>56816398
>>56816398
JEJ
>>56816398
>>56816398
Lustig
>>56816398
>>56816398
top german bantz
>>56816398
>>56816889
please stop, this is so embarrasing
>>56816398
>>56823157
Behead those who insult Islam!
Some time ago, I decided to find recent photos of the national teams of the British Isles and averaged out the starting eleven skin tones. Here's something you can laugh at: England has literally the darkest skin tone on average.
And then I compared it to Argentina.
England's national team are literally darken than the Argies.
>>56816398
>>56830644
ya ok bro
>>56823157
fucking britcucks
>>56831809
Why did this get deleted?
>EPLEL
