NZ 290-6 Ov. 46.4
Umpire going full Neo
>Malingshit
STRAYA STRONG
>Muh linga
TOP CAKE
>MALINGSHIT
NO BALL
O
B
A
L
L
THANK YOU UMP
MALINGA BTFO
NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL
poo poo brown skins
>lashit memeinga
just go home malinga
>GHEE LANKA
BASED UMPBALL
meme bowler got meme'd hard
top cuck
epic
>muh shitskin bowler
Why can't the subcontinent bowl for shit?
They have some alright batsmen but my grandmother could bowl better than Binny or Malinga.
how fucking bad do you need to be malinga?
Commentators saying benefit of the doubt to the bowler in the case of a front-foot nb?! I shouldn't bloody think so
All anglo semi finals pls
No poo skins
it's kind of scary how many wickets get turned over because of no balls, makes you think how many no balls go unnoticed on a regular basis
>>56529420
>my grandmother could bowl better
go to bed Geoffrey
>>56529420
Swing babbies and spin babbies
>>56529436
Probably the hardest part of the umpire's job honestly
>>56529420
>tfw pretty much all top bowlers are from south asia
>tfw shoaib akhtar
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>>56529466
he was fucking shit
>put kulasekera in fantasy because I remember him being good once
t-thanks
>>56529466
>tfw south asian match fixers
>>56529466
>>tfw shoaib akhtar
What does that even mean you incoherent curry cunt
>>56529466
Akhtar was a meme bowler, he was fast but shit.
>shit lanka
>>56529487
Sangakkara is literally the only Sri Lankan worth having on your fantasy team.
>>56529466
>drugs cheat
>>56529436
When umpiring at club level, it's not like it's difficult to keep an eye on. I can see how it's difficult to spot when it's that tight at international level though
MALINGA
>>56529487
>Put Malinga in fantasy team
I-i dun goofed
good knock anderson
dat 6
Is this Anderson guy just trying to kill someone?
OH FUCK
NZ GOING HARD
JUST GIVE NEW ZEALAND THE CUP NOW.
>Picking Maxwell over Anderson in fantasy
shiggy
bullderson
there's the 300
The hospital is literally right across the road from hagley oval. No problem, bouncers ahoy imo.
>>56529542
>not picking both
>>56529531
some people will call it aggressive strokeplay, i call it what it is
coward batting
WALLOP
>>56528428
>that feel when I am a moron
>>56529512
Not how this comp works. Stack your team with teams playing minnows, cut and swap players every day dependingupon matchups. I'll look at Dilshan, Mendis and Herath against the shit tier teams
I live 40 minutes north of Christchurch and it's starting to rain
>>56529532
>>56529535
>newfriends not knowing that the real batting starts in the last 10 overs
>newfriends surprised by sudden 4's and 6's
>>56529574
just pretend you meant sri lanka
>>56529563
>>56529574
Especially because you said that when they were on like 220
>there are people in this thread that thought NZ would get bowled out for 230
>tfw this is the sort of total england make on their best day with every cog firing against some shit team
>>56529599
It's suppose to clear up here this afternoon mate.
>>56529597
I did notice that you get a lot of changes, two per match. I was basically planning on seeing form for the first half of the group stage and then swapping the entire team for every game for the last half because I'll have so many transfers left.
>>56529599
i live in christchurch and i fucked your mother
Where outside of christchurch? Amberley?
Ronchi looks like Buscemi
>Malinga back in
H-h-here we go
>>56529599
i live in paraparaumu and it's fine here m8
I live outside Christchurch.
>>56529616
England would reach 250-0 against this team
And then get skittled all out for 270
>>56529599
>living north of Christchurch
>>56529644
Yeah close to Amberley
>tfw no bearmode Corey bf
>>56529616
But what about our batting lord and saviour, Alex Hales?! The 'modern opener' England have been crying out for! Oh wait
>>56529661
>paraparamu
why
MEME SHOT.
Oh lawd
NZ putting work in
>>56529689
I have a few friends in Amberley. You probably know them.
Also
>MEMELINGA
>>56529706
trip off
>>56529420
Malinga has bowled well at the death tho
I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE
Stealing shots from Jos Buttler, disgusting.
>meme batting to a meme bowler
He looked mad that wasn't a 6
>>56529730
>Jos
>>56529730
le Jos Buttler is a good finisher maymay
Just 6 more corey pls
>0-84 (10)
good job malinga
Can someone tell me why SL hasn't used Mendis often in this match?
>>56529525
Can Bazinga be Malinga's meme name?
>>56529527
Should have paid attention to the warmups breh, he was shit in those
>0(none) -(for) 84(eighty four)
anderson to get 100
>>56529767
I have no idea what these numbers mean.
Also how long after NZ is done does SL play?
>malinga
>those cgi flames
>country's no. 1 strike bowler
>0-84
th-thanks
>>56529773
le not a turning wicket face
>Bowling bouncers at 70 mph
>DavidSakera
>>56529689
>>56529644
Fuck you and your rain of lies
>>56529787
He bowled for 10 overs, allowed 84 runs, and took 0 wickets. All this equals a very crappy day.
stream?
also are those fucking zinger bails?
>>56529787
0 (number of wickets he got) - 84 (number of runs scored off him) 10 (overs bowled)
>tfw picked Stove over Anderson in my fantasy team
le fuggg
Who /TMS/ here?
>>56529816
>2015
>Still living in Rain Zealand
captcha: comphy
>>56529822
http:// atdhe fm/others/stream-3aa8a8-sri-lanka-vs-new-zealand
Works for me
>>56529773
Part time bowler, the entire purpose is for them to come on and change shit up, they normally aren't very good. Also spinners aren't turning much on this pitch. Bringing him on now, he would just get absolutely smashed, because no turn and slower balls.
>>56529816
>trusting meme radars
so how many runs do nz win by?
im going with 108
>meme catches
>Meme Lanka
Sangakarra to score 15
DAT CATCH
>ANDERSON
beautiful catch
tyb anderson for getting me fantasy points off the last ball
fuck you kulasekera you're going straight out the team
>mfw Malinga
331
Sri Lanka will be all out for 165 in about 40 overs
>>56529822
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/sri-lanka-vs-new-zealand-live-streaming
>>56529857
Thanks.
Shit..this is gonna be difficult for SL.
I got Anderson on my fantasy team.
Does him getting out last ball hurt his score or does it even matter?
>>56529837
Steve is good for 100 today
>>56529865
I'd say SL only gets to 240 off 45 ish overs
Lads, I'm ITK and Sri Lanka wins.
So since it's between innings, I must ask you
Have you worshipped based Nadolo yet today?
He's apparently leaving his Japanese Rugby team, so that means more time in Christchurch next seasons, more full time commitment to it. Hopefully.
Paki-Swing is not a sport
reminder that SL won the toss and elected to bowl
So let me get this straight:
Each pitch is .1 Overs, game goes to 50 overs or all 10 batsmen out.
What does a fly-out catch equal? Batter is out but how many overs does it give, or are the two exclusive from each other?
>>56529906
And fat-darts is?
r8
>>56529906
It is when we win
00Corey Anderson, take a bow. SL to get 220ish from 40
>>56529923
2badplayers.exe
>>56529923
meme out of meme
>that one guy who picked Rossouw for his fantasy team
>>56529923
>no bazza
I r8 ur team: irrelevant
>>56529917
>Each pitch is .1 Overs
From what I gathered, that's not true. It's just like saying a pitcher in baseball pitched 5.2 innings when you mean 5 2/3
>>56529917
Exclusive of each other. A catch is just a way to get a batsman out. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>56529958
>le throw wicket away man
...no
>>56529917
The .1 is a bit misleading
An over is six legitimate balls ("pitches")
If a batter gets out, that counts as a ball
>tfw live within walking distance of the stadium but didn't get tickets to the game
Who is going to stop us boys?
>>56529917
each bowl is 1/6 of an over, and yes.
fly-out catch? if you get out it means you're out and the next batman is in. further down the order the batsmen get worse, and because you have to be in the batting line up to be able to field and bowl, the people at the very end are just shit at batting (deliberately.)
>>56529895
Nah, you don't get points for red ink (not out) on fantasy
>>56529979
>us
>not even at the stadium
>>56529923
Thinking about it now I should have picked Philander tbh
Idiot American watching his first cricket match:
Why did Sri Lanka keep putting in those two bowlers? Why not use Mendis and Herath more?
>>56529917
Basically, you have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
Wtf is happening
>>56530009
Because memelinga
I want to Australia match to start
We are going to crush England
>>56530009
because malinga is their ace in the hole. mine's harvey
>>56529979
want to meet up and fight?
>>56530009
because they're shit.
>>56529961
It is written that way though an over is only six legitimate deliveries X.1 - X.6 (though X.6 is rarely written since the sixth delivery marks the conclusion of the over.
>>56530009
Here's >>56529857 your answer for Mendis.
>>56529975
>>56529987
Ahhh, that makes sense, thanks.
>the people at the very end are just shit at batting (deliberately.)
Why on purpose..? Is there an equivalent of a salary cap to have all stars on your team, but have to have shitstains to fill up the rest of the slots?
>>56530009
Mendis and Herath spin the ball into left handers. They would have been murdered by Anderson on that pitch.
>>56529923
Pretty solid, dont know about Amla or Finch though
>>56530009
Because they're the strongest to do "death bowling". Near the end of a one-day game the batters normally just hit as hard as they can, because they have nothing to lose.
Mendis being a slow bowler would have been hit way harder than Malinga. And Herath only had one more over left no real point in using him
Malinga actually did well at the end there a bit, but it's hard to tell because the batters are purposefully smashing it
>>56530009
Because they have to meme to the max
>>56529975
>>56529987
Honest question: Instead of doing 1/6s all the way to 50, why not just count 300 pitches total?
>>56530056
They're bowlers, normally in the team for their bowling abilities, and are shit at batting
Bowlers have to bat, batters don't have to bowl
Why? Because it's fucking hilarious
>>56530064
Amla is in GOAT form and its against Zimbabwe at Hamilton
Finch should do well because it's a drop-in but Anderson might get out early
>>56530038
You should really just have a trip saying you're an Aussie in America
>>56530051
Yeah, and in baseball you don't see 5.3 innings pitched because then it's just the 6th inning
>>56530056
the people at the bottom of the batting order tend to be bad at it because they're in the team to bowl and not to bat
but sometimes bowlers do have to bat because all the batsmen failed
>1 hour until we get to BTFO of straya
:3
>>56530056
>Why on purpose..?
I just picture it as the same purpose as a baseball batting order. The number 9 batter is the worst.
Plus the ones at the end of the order tend to be all rounders or bowlers.
You can have everyone be good at everything, just like baseball
>>56530094
I'm actually born and raised in America, but my heart is in Gold Coast
>>56530056
Nah, national teams and no such thing. It's all patriotism.
I mean there's only 11 people on a team - no substitution. If you're going to bowl, you HAVE to be in the batting order. Which means the people that are specialist bowlers will inevitably suck at batting, and will be at the bottom of the order.
They're not deliberately shit, but they're not meant to be good. That's why it's important not to lose wickets, because when you get out, as well as getting closer to out, your best players are at the start as well.
>>56530085
Because bowlers and ends change at the end of each over, it's an easier way of keeping track of balls
>>56530085
Because then you can just have 2-3 bowlers doing all the work and it wouldn't be fair tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNDIhAPRAs
money winning catch for whoever missed it
How long is the break?
>>56530085
overs used to be 8 balls long
>>56530131
>Fat guy takes awesome catch
>it's not Dwayne Leverock
poor show tbh
>>56530064
Amla almost averages 60 as an opener and is in great form. He's a no-brainer.
>>56530085
Every 6 bowls, the bowler has to be substituted.
Plus when you get a feel for the game, 300 bowls may be analogous to measuring the distance between here and the US in millimeters or inches: impractical. Overs are a bit less specific but easier to get information off.
dat Nasser 5-head
>>56530114
*can't
>>56530131
Holy shit.
>>56530115
You just said exactly the same as what the rugby spammer from the US says on this board referring to Canterbury.
fuck off and die cunt, you're not one of us.
can't wait to see Vaughan bant off Australia later.
Warne will be raging somewhere
Would you fucks stop saying meme so much
>>56530192
>This cuck
>>56530185
>us
What part of Christchurch you from m8?
>>56530192
meme post
>>56530192
>fucks
Perhaps THE most meme swear ever.
>>56530192
I had to remove meme from my filters because half the thread was gone
>>56530192
Shut up about the cricket, you nerd
>>56530209
Merivale.
>>56530192
tbh
>>56529957
that was me, what happened?
>>56530131
His name is literally Sanjay Patel
Lol
>>56530192
>>56530229
Stop forcing this meme
>>56530151
>tfw you will never be as based as Dwayne Leverock
>>56530192
fuckin' memer
>>56530255
Keep getting cucked by Ahmed.
>>56530089
>he has never seen David Warner bowl legbreaks
is Goose here??
>>56530165
shitpost in this thread if you're a cuck.
>>56530251
He's fucking shit m8
>>56530131
>16s and 37s
literally Wot
>>56530305
LE SHITPOST IN THIS LE THREAD IF YOURE A LE CUCK xDDDDDDD EPIC MEMEEEEX XDDDDDDDDDDDD
yeah, no. epic cuck m8. nothing personnel kid.
>>56530102
The best games (like the tri-series final) are when England are well ontop and then manage to blow everything and choke hard.
Tbh I'm worried about the balance of our team. We're replacing Fuckner (injured), who is a bowling allrounder with M Marsh, who is a batting allrounder. So whilst we haven't lost anything batting wise (well arguably), we need to squeeze 20 overs from Twatto, Memeswell and Best Marsh.
I wouldn't want to be defending a low total with that bowling line-up
>>56530131
Someone gif that guy falling over
THIS FUCKING LOOPING MUSIC ON THE PPV FEED, COULD THEY PICK SOME MORE FUCKING VARIETY?
http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html
Half-time entertainment
Post your top scores lads
>>56530253
Now that is some vintage meme
>>56530343
m8
it's england
in an ODI
get a hold of yourself
>>56530327
>taking a thread on /sp/ about fucking /cric/ket seriously
get a load of this cuck
>>56530343
You now remember Fuckner singlehandedly chasing down 300 from 9 down and destroying Cook's soul
>>56530365
you can't account for that English heart
tfw not this cunt
>>56530315
He's 65k and he'll be opening the batting against literally who's. if the Saffas bat 2nd, ABDV might not even get to bat
>>56530374
You're right, I do remember that.
He only had 7 overs to do it in, too.
>>56530388
>Ganda was swarmed with high-fives and punters wanting selfies after taking the catch. One woman even jokingly asked him to marry her.
>When asked what had happened, all Ganda could muster was a "I don't really know", before he was whisked away by ground staff to the pavilion.
>>56530411
>One woman even jokingly asked him to marry her.
>jokingly
Yeah I'm sure
>>56530388
>mfw he uses his million to get an Aussie passport and fucks Aussie slags every weekend
>>56530041
>>56530439
>tfw $1,000,000 would last a year a max in Sydney
Stream?
>>56530114
it's "not on purpose", it's just very difficult to find players who are world class in two disciplines. it's two completely different skill sets.
Australia has one of the very few, James Faulkner (who is injured and isn't playing today). He both bowls at the death (the most important bowling role) and is also Australia's finisher with the bat (one of the most important batting roles where he averages 48, which is very very good for anyone let alone a bowler).
In cricket, you need to score runs and take wickets. There's 50 overs to bowl and each bowler can bowl a max of 10 overs. So typically, you will pick 4 specialist bowlers who are purely in the team for their bowling skills. However, that tends to mean they are shit at batting. The fifth bowler tends to be an all-rounder, either a batsman who can bowl a bit or bowler who can bat a bit.
>>56530362
Do you have the Cook's batting challenge gif?
>>56530362
Remember in the good old days when 331 was a fucking massive total impossible of ever being chased down?
>>56530454
but what a year it would be.
Better than living in Melbourne
>>56530362
1237
I LOVE GRIGET :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WHO /SUPER VARIETY BUCKET/?
>>56530467
>>56530468
>>56530473
300 is the new 200
>>56530391
Isn't de Kock opening?
And Rossouw got golden ducks in his first two games against the Zimbos last year lel
>>56530388
>you will never make a gorillion dollars for making a one handed catch
>>56530467
Funny you ask because I made that gif
>>56530473
>tfw that glorious Chappell/Hadlee series when NZ chased down 330 and then 350
>>56530131
How does that work? Do you pay money to wear the shirt and get money if you make a catch?
>>56530513
>hitting a six
wrong
>>56530388
>Implying Kiwifags need Aussie passports to emigrate here en masse
>>56530475
Amen
>>56530513
>dat 6
every fucking time
>>56530540
6 extras m8, look again
>>56530513
>that random six
everytime
>>56530050
meet you @ westfield maccas
one outs cunt
>>56530539
You buy the shirt, try and make a one handed catch and win a share of a million dollars
>>56530539
basically
>>56530513
>Somehow landing a six
wtf
>>56530529
>All I read in that post was 'Chappell'
>>56530577
oy vey, never forget goyim
>>56530577
TRIGGERED
>>56530577
show some fucking respect
>>56530570
>a share of a million dollars
Does his fortune get halved everytime someone else makes a catch during the tournament.
>>56530577
>it's a fucking disgrace
>>56530585
>>56530586
>>56530591
>innings already started
le fug
>>56530577
Shit man, even I know it's too soon.
>>56530601
yes
I can't see that kind of catch happening more than once or twice though
>>56530601
Essentially. Theoretically if no one else in NZ takes a one handed catch the rest of the tourney he'll get a million
>>56530577
Pls show some respect.
>tfw no twink Boult bf
>>56530621
time flies when you're shitposting
>Cucktill
>7-0
here we go
