First match of the Cricket World Cup get in here /cric/
NZ 25-0 Ov. 4.0
Bazza being a cheeky cunt
first for refball
>>56524995
>memecullum
>>56525018
why don't Portugal play cricket?
>>56525029
you guys didn't bother us enough with it 100 years ago I guess...
Anyone got a graphic with the groups?
I've never watched this sport before
Based Guppy, doing well against his ultimate bogey bowler
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WrAs1r_w8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21nhTRHInzA
Miracles are happening here...
>tfw missed the first round of super rugby
>tfw forgot to make a fantasy team
>tfw literally no point in watching it now
>commentator calling Kulasekara Kulashaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZOHzWLF9w
THAT RUNNING HEART
IT'S OVER
quick give me a good australian/new zealand film to watch (not mad max or lotr)
>>56525057
think of baseball, but in a way that's almost completely different
>>56525088
the rebels beat the crusaders
we are a joke
>>56525108
Once were warriors
>>56525108
Chopper
Romper Stomper
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
all new movies seem to be about LFBTQ people...
So I was at the Crusaders yesterday
There was a chink that came in like 30 minutes late, and there were two 70 year olds behind me and my mate.
He started looking right to the seats, and the two 70 year olds just told him to sit anywhere, started telling him to eat his noodles and said something about china
Why don't you live in a White Man's utopia, /sp/?
>>56525108
The piano
>>56525108
What We Do In The Shadows
Once Were Warriors
>>56525108
Sirens
>>56525054
here ya go m8
>bamboozled
all this >refball
Is it more entertaining to watch good bowling or good batting?
ahhhh fuck off lads
not out
>tfw no American cricket players dipping Grizzly
>>56525121
is $bw playing in s15 this year?
>>56525121
why do people always say this.
everybody knows the crusaders suck at the start. they were like 15h for the first 5 rounds last year
they're absolute ass in the early season.
>>56525176
Nothing beats watching someone like Mitch Johnson bowl 150km an hour balls at the WACA
>>56525108
Shortland St - The Musical
>>56525108
Goodbye pork pie
Bad Taste
Whale rider
NOT: once were warriors
honestly goodbye pork pie sums up nz pretty well
>>56525176
Good batting>good bowling
but
Great bowling>great batting
>>56525187
yeah, for the chiefs.
>>56525176
batting.
>>56525197
>whale rider
>No Freedom team
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me you guys.
>>56525159
thats better than the graphics poppin up on stream/tele tbh
>>56525197
>implying once were warriors isn't an accurate depiction of life in NZ
>>56525108
chopper
candy
two hands
the tree
we made better tv shows in the early 2000's though
>>56525178
>pouches
24th for the bogans in the world
>>56525159
>adghan:(tun
do better
>>56525176
From what I've read, we're in an era of batting instead of bowling, but I dont know shit about the sport tbh lads
>>56525188
lost
to
the
rebels
>>56525108
Animal Kingdom
>>56525210
they play tonight
might watch it.
>>56525237
bowlers are mostly there to be cannon fodder at this point
>>56525245
Probably the best Australian film made
R O M P E R
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>>56525221
only for the poorest maoris
I had a poor maori friend when I was like 6 and yeah its a pretty accurate depiction
his mum always had bruises and he made me leave when I accidentally broke his dads ps1 game
I wonder where he is now
>>56525267
Not in test cricket m8
>>56525269
8^)
Why is the Lankan team so chubby. I thought we were past having chubby cricketers.
Mfw Matthew's icon face is literal das it mane face
is daniel in here?
you know damian is opening for the chiefs tonight, but you probably dont care about rugby.
Is this game just a giant meme?
It doesn't make sense, they are just making up rules as they go
>>56525294
good thing we're not talking about test cricket NIGGER
they knew when they came to the frozen tundra that is christchurch they would need more insulation and energy supplies to survive
good research by their coach tbh
>>56525267
elbow bend legal when
>>56525316
literally simpler than baseball
>you will never see the headline US wins cricket 300-8 to 300-8 surrounded by question marks
kane williamson looks like the guy who played merry in LOTR
>>56525316
>American "sports"
>>56525316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEH4ahCCrJo
>that srilankan qt
>>56525108
Wake in fright
>>56525108
lotr is british
>>56525324
It looks absolutely pleasant there, then again what season is it in NZ?
Malinga's action is sketchy as fuck
>>56525316
still makes more sense than baseball
McCullum
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Would you?
malinga memeing really hard right now
>>56525338
>you will never see the headline US wins cricket
You could have just stopped typing there
>>56525367
its summer apparently
don't believe their lies
I can't feel my legs
>implying mcullum isnt a v8 at very least
Malinga getting fucked.
>>56525367
Summer
>Malinga
>the shantytown of sri lanka
WALLOP
Get rekt salinga
home run!
Has McCullum gone too far
>>56525367
end of summer, going into autumn next month.
about 13C, guessing thats about 50-60F.
It's been fucking sunny with no rain until today.
WALLOPS NIKA
>>56525139
Truly best country
>malinga
why you do this?
Malinga gonna Mick Lewis
>Malinga is an elite limited-overs bowler
>>56525408
I couldn't believe it, lmao.
Orientals need to know their place.
Malinga is shit and a chucker
MALINGA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
is this 30 or 50 overs?
>>56525432
chch aint auckland
>tfw want to play cricket but too afraid of getting killed by a bouncer
Malinga getting btfo
this is ridiculous, I love it
REKT
E R
K E
TREK
NZ will win this whole thing
>>56525457
100
wait why are they still having the bumblebee throw balls at mcullum
literally why
>>56525457
50 for NZ and 30 for SL.
>>56525457
50 mate, One Day International standard.
9.91 economy, malinga should just stop slinging pies into that fucking belly
captcha had me select pizzas, even google knows whats up
23 (XXIII) from the over...
Sri Lanka?
Shit Lanka
>>56525473
those 70 year old rockers don't want chch to become chinkland
>Run Rate: 8.33
This is all just window dressing for the West Indies matches, can't wait to see my based Caribbean bros bring back the chip
>Sri lanka will be a different team with Malinga
Well... they weren't wrong...
But I'm guessing when they said different, they didn't mean worse
MCULLUM
>no Ohbert on the pitch
Best fielder since Jonty Rhodes
>>56525508
Oh, yeah, dorkland is littered with the pests.
Here's something to gem up on lads
hi where are the outs
McCullum takes a good photograph
is he perfect?
THIS GAME IS OVER GUISE, GO HOME
Why aren't there more commercial breaks?
>Sri Lankan bowling
>>56525539
wickets, faggot.
they're not as frequent as in boreball + sri lanka have a meme bowler so not gonna happen.
>>56525538
fuck that
either they catch the ball or they field it or its a four or a six
thats all you need to know cunts
>>56525554
>this over was brought to you by KFC, home of the double down
>This based DJ
So 400+ score now??
>>56525544
He is, he really is.
Kane Williamson will never surpass him.
>>56525554
proxy off.
>>56525538
>based ninth slip
How fucked are Lanka when Sangakkara and Herath retire?
Mathews is the only good player on that team
Lets have another triple century tbh
ARE THEY PUNKIN ME TIO
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
I miss Muralidaran dammit
>>56525634
Did he move out of your street or something?
can't snazza the bazza
>>56525538
>tfw get put at Silly Mid-On
i notice zerogoose isn't here, I would expect nothing less from a cricket casual
probably only watches australia games, the cunt
REFBALL
NONONONONONONONONONO
>>56525634
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who /afl/ here?
holy fuck, why do they have to absolutely chimp out when they think they got a wicket.
calm the fuck down
Nothing there
Good decision from the umpire I reckon.
that was out come on, refball
>>56525671
it's a lot harder to get wickets in cricket than it is to get outs in baseball
>>56525668
Here m8
>>56525677
>>56525674
>>56525657
>these flags
>>56525677
did you watch the replay you subhuman Spaniard dog
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY
>>56525654
Used to field there all the time, made sure to wear my box
based Angelo, keeping Sri Lanka in, barely
>>56525702
yeah, the bat hit the pad
so why the fuck do NZ outfits have a blue back on them?
even ignoring the fact we already have like 4 teams in blue, since when is that colour ever associated with NZ?
>>56525671
It's Sri Lanka for you. I know because I watched games against England, and every time they thought they had a wicket, they went way too crazy.
>>56525683
so? doesn't mean they should go fucking crazy and show up the ref like that
fuck that, I'd be pissed if I was the ref or the batter
get rekt herath
>>56525719
anyone remember the team box meme?
>>56525742
ANZ sponsors
HOLY SHIT THE REFS HATE SRI LANKA
>>56525719
>tfw never got to use our team box
>>56525742
ANZ is the main sponsor of Blackcaps. I agree, they look awful
THANK YOU BASED BAZZA
is bazza the sickest cunt to ever pick up a cricket bat?
Who has the best appeal style in cricket history?
McCullum starting to look dodgy
>>56525769
yes
Mfw tui single handedly ruining black colour support during world cup
>>56525747
I agree that it's a little over the top, though every sport has things like that, cricket is probably one of the better sports in terms of respect given to refs from what ive seen at least
>>56525752
>>56525747
>ref
theyre umpires m8s
and it's not really that big a deal, screaming at the umpire is part of cricket
it only gets disrespectful when they start appealing for stuff that's obviously not out all the time
What a shot
We T20 cricket now
>>56525800
I appeal nearly every ball on Don Bradman
What's this disgusting Sri Lankan Leprechaun on my screen?
>>56525723
exactly. the bat hit the pad, the ball didn't.
hey are there any good streams to watch this?
espn being jew as always
McCullum has to get at least 100 here.
>>56525818
don't diss le sri lankan dwarf man
he goes to every single SL game, met him when I was last over there, top lad tbh
why can't indians and sri lankans into pace bowling?
>>56525821
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/sri-lanka-vs-new-zealand-live-streaming
Also fuck McCullum stop teasing the six and just hit that cunt already
>>56525846
too short
Contemplating booking tickets for the Edgbaston ODI just to see McCullum tbh
It's pretty much on my doorstep
>>56525846
Because they're all mantlets
>>56525821
>instead of making this free and potentially growing the viewership lets charge $100 and cut off any viewers besides the expats and hardcores
>>56525846
probably because they are terrible athletes
>>56525846
The most unathletic race in the world. Look at their fielding.
400 on the cards here ......and spastics on the drums
>>56525846
their pitches are not conducive to pace bowling, and that's where they'd play most of their cricket, plus they're not naturally athletic
plus there just isnt a culture for it like there is in pakistan
>>56525834
Didn't know he was a top lad.
Comment rescinded.
thanks for the awakening
Anyone hoping for a McCullum scoop shot
>Guptill actually hitting boundaries
what bizarro world is this
>>56525871
Sri Lankans were the GOAT at fielding back in the mid 90's, even with fat man Ranatunga in the team
100 complete. Make 400+.
That girl with the drums looks exactly how I would picture a girl from new zealand
>102/0
>McCullum forcefully impregnating the country of Sri Lankia
>sri lelka
http://strawpoll.me/3633262
>103 runs
>0 outs
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>56525918
350 is the minimum of minimums today tbh
and I'm bandwagoning sri lanka
commentators calling Mathews a fake captain and Mahela and Sangakkara the real captains
>tfw unironically just bought a dozen packs of football stickers
who /remembersthe99teamwithcairnsmcmillanastleandparore/ here?
>>56525903
>tfw no missalice gf
Will Herath be the only Sri Lankan to get a wicket this world cup?
Why is literally every bowler for Sri Lanka a meme bowler
"muh spins"
>>56525939
>you will never be a hobbit, drinking ale, smoking weed and banging rosie all day
Has any team ever gone 50 overs without losing a wicket?
>>56525934
Fleming and harris too
>>56525970
Chris Harris bowling right arm slow seam
>>56525962
I just want to die...
>Sri Lankan bowling
>>56525934
based cairns
based mcmillan
based astle
parore was quality, but not quite on the same level
and I miss based larsen, based harris
>>56525880
I dont buy this, Pakistan has produced some of the all time great pace bowlers and their pitches are just as flat if not more flat than indias
>>56525969
never
What is the name of that shot Guptil played on the full toss from Dilshan where he hit it towards fine leg
why is there no HD streams?
pls respond
>>56526001
because kids probably want to try and be the next wasim akram, the next waqar younis
no indian kid wants to be the next rp fucking singh
>>56525970
if fleming captained this nz team they'd win the world cup easily
>>56526007
There are in HD, everything outside of the united states looks like that though, really blocky and all.
FINALLY
>brendon mcshitcunt
WOOOOOW
O U T
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T
IT'S TIME
>Tfw ruining my sleeping pattern to see our first step on the path to glory
Gonna be beautiful lads
FUCK
>>56526001
They're much better. India's best bowling pitch is mohali which is basically how most paki pitches are. They just have a culture for it and revere bowlers much more.
CUNT
YES the comeback is ON
inb4 Kane duck
ARE YOU FUCKERS READY FOR THE GREATEST BATSMAN IN THE WORLD
>>56526024
where? i can just use a proxy
are there any HD streams?
THE COLLAPSE HAS BEGUN
>>56525957
Hey! I called it!
I'm the next Tony Greig
where did Australia go to? Their autism usually fills these threads
>>56526018
what about being the next Prasad, srinath, khan or kapil dev?
The average young indian cricketer is just a lazy shit who would rather be a batsmen or get fat and bowl spin
>yfw we collapse to be all out for 170
>huge hangover dump
>steak and cheese pie
>dominating cricket
Best Valentine's day of my life
Haha time for Kane
>>56526074
enjoy dying of cancer
Honestly that asian chick in the "Don't drink and fry" ads is so fucking hot
>>56526079
waiting for the main event
Bud bud ding ding 2.99 corner shop paddle whack is not a sport.
>>56526007
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vxdcxhxfchfhxch
shhh
>tfw Kane is the anchor of my fantasy team
>>56526079
Wait
>>56526096
I'd give her a go for sure
>>56526101
I've seen them sperging out in completely random friendly threads though. Has somebody done a ban wave
>>56526109
thank you greatest ally
>>56526109
cheers m8
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO END THE MEME
YOU FUCKING BLEW IT
are Sri Lanka the biggest meme team?
what's the attendance going to be at the MCG tonight?
OH SHIT ALMOST
FUCKING HELL KANE
>tfw your uncle was a GOAT first-class wicketkeeper
>couldn't bat or bowl well enough to go on more than a few tours for England
SANGACANTCATCHA
>>56526138
I'd imagine sold out to whatever the capacity is
Sri Lankan fielding holy shit I'm mad
The meme will never die
damn thats an error on that catcher smh
>>56526138
eleventy billion
>>56526158
The capacity is like 100,000 I doubt it
McCullum picked up 120 points for that knock
>>56526109
you're a good lad
