He has more points than Dortmund
>>55015502
It could have been better
>>55015502
>german humor
>>55015502
Jesus fucking Christ, Germany...
>>55015502
kill yourself
>>55015502
>>55015502
>>55015502
lel
Why even bother commenting when you don't know the context?
>>55016226
Context is he had been driving without a license.
>>55016241
For 6 years and he was unnoticed by the police despite traffic warrants.
>>55016379
and yet it won't make him stop. he has nowhere else to vent his anger than /sp/ ...
>>55015502
I laughed
guess I'm 100% german
>>55015502
>german humor
>>55015502
lol
>>55015502
>German "humour"
>>55015502
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>55015502
If I lived in a country that considered this funny I'd be trying to get the fuck out. Shit this is making me think WW1 and 2 was just everyone trying to get the fuck away from Germany, and it was interpreted as an invasion.
>>55015502
>deutsche
>>55015502
Jesus fucking Christ...
>>55015502
i actually kekd
>>55015502
>Piefke
>>55015502
Die in flames yesterday
>>55015502
TOP FUCKING LEL
>>55015502
>>55015502
German nationalism is on the rise, and so are my sides.
>>55015349
well, this country also worships "comedians" like mario barth and cindy aus marzahn
>german humor
>>55016943
It's because you stopped supplying us with Austrian comedians in the mid-40s.
I actually thought this was a 8/10 joke.
Don't listen to the haters, they're all probably faggots like pic related
>>55016845
Guess the joke went over your he- nevermind.
>>55015502
FUCKING LOL
>>55015502
xD
>>55015502
I'm literally imagining little fucking Reus in his Aston Martin having the interaction with the police
>>55015502
>>55016379
>>55017014
Don't hate, I thought it was funny too, it made me give a little lel.
I just didn't know Reus was suppose to be that stupid.
>>55017160
He has over 500,000 Euros in parking tickets
>>55015502
>>55017179
Not parking fines, driving violations. He went around without a license for like 6 years.
>>55015502
>Deutschland
>>55017220
>He went around without a license for like 6 years.
How did he purchase all those cars without a license?
>>55015502
literally giggled
>>55017255
Fuck knows.
>>55017255
you don't need a licence to buy a car.
>>55017255
Klopp bought them for him.
>>55015502
so this is german humor?
maybe its better in person
>>55015502
>implying that wasn't hilarious
>>55017289
>you don't need a licence to buy a car.
Wtf, Germany?
>>55016296
>unnoticed
lel he bribed the fuck out of them
>>55017321
it is kind of funny if you know the story around Reus.
>>55017329
>>55017349
why the fuck would you need a licence to buy a car.
what fucking backwards ass totalitarian dictatorship are you people from.
>>55017340
>Reus going to prison and half of Dortmund's police losing their jobs because of bribery
Please let this hapen!
>>55017369
I didn't realize you don't need a license here either lol wow.
>>55017368
god damnnnnnn
>>55017329
>>55017349
>you aren't allowed to buy a rolls royce to let somebody drive you
murica pls
>>55015502
>>55017369
what's wrong with this exactly
>>55017498
freedom.
>>55017467
>tfw never get sauce on this
>>55017498
Do I need to prove I intend to make a sandwhich in order to buy bread?
>>55017582
no you can use bread for other things silly
>>55017498
why should you need a drving licence if you want to gift or sell the your car, or put it in a museum, or let your chauffeur drive it ?
>>55017590
then why do I need a licence to buy a car?
>>55017624
because they expect you to drive it. you can still buy used cars dumb fuck
>>55017660
>because they expect you to drive it
lol i don't give a shit what a car salesman expects me to do and the same applies to the state.
>you can still buy used cars dumb fuck
what's the point then, you dumb fuck.
>>55017660
Holy shit, you have such a us-against-them mentality, you'd probably even die for Israel if someone told you that's what Americans do.
>>55017682
There's only ever these two gifs, then nothing else.
>>55017368
That is shopped.
>>55015502
>>55015502
oh my lawd I am laffing
>>55015349
>stupid narcissistic players
Him and Götze really belong together. I would love to see this guy take a basic high school exam.
>>55015502
hhahahah what the FUCK
>>55015502
I kekked.
I shouldn't have.
>>55015502
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/8560815/Germany-officially-the-worlds-least-funny-country.html
>>55015502
Tip top kek
>>55015502
Hi r/4chan
Literally a meme player. Oh and
>>55015502
>German """""" humour""""""
>>55015502
this is downright depressing
>>55015502
fuckin' shit, I actually laughed hard as fuck. w-what is wrong with me bros?
In my defense, I was imagining retarded inbred ruhrpotters while I was reading it...
>>55015502
good job good effort lel
>>55015502
german humor is 1988 italian humor
>>55029966
I literally only laughed because I saw it had about 30 replies
>>55015502
Here, have another one
>>55015502
>2014: the year of the Germans
>>55015502
christ
>>55015502
>We lost 7-1 to these people
>>55015502
i laughed so hard so this
i don't know if i'm laughing with the joke or at the shitness of the joke
>>55016747
American humour is the worst of the worst. Two and a Half men, The Big Bang Theory etc.
It's all completely unwatchable with canned laughter every few seconds.
>>55030391
Kill yourself
>>55015502
Germany, come on man, no.
>>55015502
top fucking kek that was brilliant
>>55030391
Nobody thinks those shit shows are funny.
>>55015349
I actually laughed.
Does it make me an honorary german?
>>55031307
fuck i'm retarded
>>55015502
>>55031307
yeah, but only if you bring Vidal to Munich
>>55015502
Lol
>>55031365
> wanting a shit player to munich
>>55015502
Oh god my sides
literally how do you not have a driving license more than 2 (two) years after being allowed to get one
>>55015349
mehmet please sort your fucking banter out
3/10, see me after class
>>55015502
ayy
>>55015502
lmao
>>55031408
I dont have one either. Couldnt be bothered spending ~1,400€, especially since I dont need one.
>>55015502
Why is everyone pretending this isn't funny
>>55035335
But he's got millions of money, months of tournaments he didn't attendant and he's obviously interested in cars.
Even Balottelli isn't that stupid.
>>55015502
This is fucking funny, I don't care what anyone says
>>55031408
Europeans don't drive like Americans do. Its not a rite of passage or anything, until you're like 23 a mate with a car is hot property.
I'm 20 and I don't have an ID card. Most people get them as soon as they turn 18 to buy beer, get into clubs and shit like that.
Also, I actually thought it was funny, thank you based nazis.
>>55015502
Goddammit Germany.
Since when do you guys have a sense of humor?
>people getting by without having any form of government issued identification
How can you buy alcohol, open up a bank account, get a job, ... actually do adult things without one?
>>55036395
>what is an id card
>>55036439
>ID card
Yeah, literally, what is it?
We don't have ID cards in Britain. We have driving licenses and passports we use as ID.
>>55015502
This is the summit of German humor
>>55036395
>adult things
You look lost, do you need help?
>>55015502
This made me laugh, and, according to the posts I read later on this thread I should be ashamed of it, but I truly am not.
>>55020679
A fact. He, Götze, Cristiano and Neymar should create a fashion brand or something.
>>55036468
We have id cards (also used as passport for traveling within the EU), driving licenses and passports (traveling outside EU)
german bureaucracy ...
>>55015502
>>55031252
Yeah they do, a lot of people really, really enjoy those shows. I couldn't tell you why.
>>55015502
If Reus went to jail, would guys enjoy his stay?
>>55038146
i just hope his fine is put to good use teaching footballers how to be at least a semi decent member of society
>>55015502
laughed my ass off. I thought this kind of humor is considered british?
>>55015502
I'm cringing hard up here.
>>55015502
Literally what?
>>55016747
Saying this while basically your whole comedy routine is "Black people duh duh duh duh - White people iek iek iek"
>>55016943
Do you have any comedians worth checking out? Seriously asking, I mostly hate German comedians, I enjoy some Kabarett, things like Serdar Somuncu(yes, best German "comedian" is kebab) or a loose cannon like Niels Ruf.
>>55038423
>group from 4 to 7 friends always meet and do crazy stuff!
>foreign person is foreign. is this person from India? is it from Latin America? who knows? more importantly: who cares?
>poop!, vomit!
>fat people!!
>independent woman is smart and brave but none of that makes sense because she needs a dick on her crotch
>weird people at office
>weird people make jokes that could be considered offensive but IT'S NOT because it's just a portrait of stupid people!!
>>55038831
Add:
>pop culture references
>>55015349
REUS? MORE LIKE NOICE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOP MKEKTHARTYAN OR WTV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>55015502
FUCKING ROFL
>>55015349
SHIT I'VE BEEN DRUNKING WAS SUPPOSED TO QUOTE >>55015502 !!!
>>55015502
I spilled milk out of my dick
>>55015349
>You will never ride around the ghetto of Gelsenkirchen with Roice and Goatze and go pick up slags at some edm club
Why even live?
>>55015502
This is a German joke. 100% made in Germany.
"Every good thing has an ending............except a sausage.... which has two!"
>>55015349
Why doesn't he come to Argentina and join his doppelganger at Racing Club?
>>55039003
fugg it's a clone. is he any good?
>>55039171
He's decent but nothing special.
>>55015349
someone link me the reddit/4chan post of this thread please
>>55015502
These are the people who destroyed Messi's potentional of becoming the absolute GOAT with a world cup
>>55038831
You forgot the most baffling obsession white people of all nationalities have; people falling over.
I still don't understand how there's shows who's entire shtick is "top lol they fell over!" Even more baffling is these shows have all ran for decades.
>>55015502
>The nation of Germany
>>55030391
>he thinks bong office is better than the Office
kekkest of tops
>all this upset about superior German jokes
>>55038936
>Gelsenkirchen
>edm club
>club
i got some bad news for you m8
>>55045153
I'm sure he meant a Trinkhalle/Kiosk/Spielothek. Lots of those in Ghettokirchen.
>>55045200
>he meant a Trinkhalle/Kiosk/Spielothek
god damn german sounds so fucking dumb
>>55045218
How do you deduct the sound of a language from its written form?
I do love Germany, and have been there loads of times but..
>>55015502
Christ.
>>55038936
>edm
I expected an amerifat flag attached to this post
>>55015502
>German "humour"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KENZD6IjDYI
>>55030391
>cherry picking to make his point
Europeans.gif
>>55015502
lol
Every single one of those replies is me btw
>>55015502
wtf why am I laughing
>>55045961
High quality joke.
>>55044742
it most definitely is
friends etc. are GOAT though
>>55015502
Some of that famous German humour everyone.
>>55015502
>>55015502
>>55015502
Why is German humor so based?
>>55015349
Kein Ausländer kapiert das mit den Punkten du Spaten.
Ribery is REALLY fucking stupid, too.
>>55053814
Genau
>>55053954
I think the majority of athletes are stupid
>>55015502
>>55015502
>>55015502
You gotta be kidding me
>>55015502
>>55015502
Hahahahahaha
>>55015502
>read this post yesterday
>kek
>read this post again today
>kek even harder
post of the year nominee
>>55015502
http://youtu.be/ienp4J3pW7U?t=5m39s
>>55015502
Germany hasn't done anything this hilarious since breaking the Greek economy
>>55015502
>>55015502
>>55015502
>this thread is still alive
Is this post from Germany even more significant than the 7-1?
>>55060366
Sure... I mean, as far as I'm concerned, that 7-1 wasn't a big deal, right?
marco reus was driving and swerving and got pulled over by a police cop. the copper asked him if he'd been drinking and thats why he was swerving and Reaus said, "no officer, didn't you see those damn pine trees in the middle of the road back there?"
The Officer responded,:dude thats your pine scented car scenter you have hanging from your rear-view mirror. Are you dense?"
>>55060929
haha
>>55015502
Best post of 2014
>>55061448
This post is hilarious, pure comedy 10/10.
>>55060929
he thought the car scent were trees haha
>>55015502
jesus christ, 48 hours later and I'm still laughing my ass off. gg Hans.
>>55015502
yee
>>55015502
Posting for austerity measures
>>55015502
>>55015502
> mfw this thread is still going on
>187 posts
>128 posters
Hmmm
>>55015502
my god, literally the best post i've seen in months
>>55068827
>>55015502
>>55015502
>>55015502
Can someone explain why the fuck this got so many replies? Like, because it's not funny? I just don't understand how new you all are that you have to try to make everything an epic meme
>>55015502
>>55015502
Top post Klaus
>>55070238
It's the perfect balance of trying too hard, to the point of absurdity, but actually being kind of funny at the same time
>>55070238
If you don't know Reus you won't get it
It's a play on both his character and recent events
>>55015502
I still don't get it
>>55070388
Because you don't watch bundesliga
>>55015502
kek
>>55015502
holy shit lmao how is this real
>>55015502
is the joke that the policeman is mistaking reus for himself in the mirror or a dig at policemen wearing makeup, or something totally different
help pls
>>55070687
Reus is a narcissistic diva and a clueless idiot who probably carries a handbag with a makeup mirror
He also drove without a license for over 6 years and will pay 500k euro in fines
Also police are retarded
Most people responding don't get the joke
>mfw all of /sp/ has shit taste in jokes
>mfw I'm surrounded by retarded faggots
>mfw no face
>>55070982
Go back to Big Bang Theory, fatass
>>55060246
>filename
Kek
>>55015502
haha fuck i cant stop laughing.
>>55015502
i'm sure it sound extremely funny in german
r-right guys?
>>55015502
>we lost a world cup to those people
How?
>>55015502
Der klassik
>>55036395
>buy alcohol
literally kek
you must look like you're fucking 10 years old
>>55070238
There are good jokes
There are nonfunny jokes
And then there are jokes that just barf over everything you thought you knew and let you with that "I cant believe I find something this stupid to be funny"
>>55071898
But at least you have the best pornstars.
>>55017369
You need the license for car insurance which is mandatory
>>55072308
Why would Reus need an insurance? He can just buy another car if he crashes his.
>>55072744
He can but you need one by law.
>/sp/s face when this is literally a real german joke
good thread
>>55070238
Autism. It's a very stupid joke to the point where it's funny but it's not that funny. /sp/ is just fucking stupid and will inevitably screencap this and post it /sp/ nostalgia threads
I fucking hate this place and I fucking hate every single one of you
Fuck off, every single one of you fucking cunts, I will beat the shit out of all of you
>>55015502
7-1/10
>>55072223
That's not helping me if they get fucked in foreign countries.
>>55083729
Can't get one off to it then, mate?
>>55015502
>>55082043
edgy
>>55015502
lal
>>55015502
>thread still alive thanks to this post
>tfw germany almost took over the world
>>55015502
underrated post
>>55015502
You truly made my day better. Thank you Hans.
>>55015502
scheiss was war das
>>55015502
hans, you broke mein sides
>>55015502
>>55072223
I don't agree with you, the best pornstar, objectively speaking, is Annette Schwarz, and she is from Germany too.
>>55084244
My point is I don't have any advantage that we have many porn stars. I could be a curry nignog and still the only option would be to fap in front of the PC.
>mfw I was hanging out with bavarians this weekend and had to deal with these kind of jokes
>>55015502
top lel
>>55070343
I don't know who Reus is or the context but I still was crying laughing at that post
The story is set up so perfectly and just imagining the situation is too much to deal with
good thread
>>55015502
Funniest thing I've ever read
>>55093275
He had been driving for 6 years without a licence. No one noticed until recently even though he had to pay multiple traffic warrants.
>>55015502
mods pls sticky
>>55015502
its still here
>>55015502
fuck you
>>55015502
>posting a reply
post the joke on r/borussiadortmund/
>>55015502
>>55015502
eric simply eric
>>55015502
The janitor can delete posts, but he can't delete humor.
He also can't buy hotpockets with his wage as it equals 0(ZERO).
>mfw the mod deleted the post of the year
>>55100765
> mod deleting a sports related comment
> it was funny so everone responded
> Delete it anyway
What a fucking faggot this mods is
mod going full autist over people having fun, what a surprise
>>55100874
Im more suprised over this thread still being up.
Tyrone probably fucked his crush
what was the funny post?
>>55101109
the janitor was shown the mirror
I bet Tobi deleted the post
>>55101184
The janitor realized that he is a complete failure at life.