who holds the football when you watch games?
Dad
>holding a football when watching a game on tv
that shit is almost as bad as wearing your team's jersey when watching by yourself at home
>>53992689
>not holding the ball of the sport you're watching
>>53992689
this
>>53992689
>Not supporting your team
>Not believing in jinxes
Fuck off, pleb
>that one guy who dresses up in full athletic equipment before a game starts and before he sits on the couch
lmao
>2014
>not hiring a caddy to be with you when you watch golf
stay pleb
second from right looks like he's battling some peyote shakes
>watching football with other people
ISHYGDDT
>mfw americans call handegg football
>>53992609
Usually dad holds it but he let me hold it last week.
>>53993269
>watch golf
wot
>>53992735
>tfw fingers get sweaty as fuck when penetrating the holes of my bowling ball while watching my heroes get strike after strike
>>53992609
Do americans really do this?
>>53994861
Do yuros really do this?
>mfw americans pretend to be emotionally invested or have any hint of passion because it's trendy
>>53994987
No, they wear football boots or crocs when they're going FKW. that must be a tourist.
>mfw some pleb doesn't edge his boner for the entirety of a sporting event to work on his endurance in the possible event of getting laid
no excuses, step up your game
If I'm watching with my bros I usually have it. They consider me the QB of the group. If I'm at home, dad always holds it but he lets me run outside and spike it on every TD since I turned 20
>2014
>not dressing as your head coach to watch the game
>>53995484
>damn I look good! I better take a picture right now, facebook is going to love this!
>>53995413
>they consider me the QB of the group
time for new friends
>>53995611
>>53994375
>>53995413
>>53992621
This. Dad always gets the ball. The man of the house always holds it. It's the only acceptable option.
>>53992735
>brining dirty ass footballs and basketball into your living room
>>53992689
>Not having gameday rituals.
It's like you don't even like sports.
>>53994375
nice
>>53992609
>who holds football
>picture of an egg
topkek
My dad, mom, and 2 bros each make sure to have separate jerseys for both road and way.
We're Lions fans;
Dad: Stafford Home, Suh Away
Mom: Bush Home, Tate Away
Bro 1: Bell Home, Ansah Away
Bro 2: Levy Home, Pettigrew Away
Me: Megatron Home, Fairley Away
We all put them on according to whether or not the Lions are at home. And dad gets the football obviously.
>>53994987
wearing the shorts the wrong way makes him look like a complete retard
>>53992689
>I do both
>not even autistic
>not wearing a helmet on the couch during game time
you may as well be holding a clipboard instead of the ball
>not digging through your favorite players garbage and wearing his used condoms on gameday
casuals
>who
>implying I watch football with other people
>implying I don't sit alone every Sunday, wishing I had just one person to share the experience with
>>53992689
fagg
>>53994375
>tfw my family only watches hockey
>>53994576
Underrated post
>>53992689
>wearing your team's jersey when watching by yourself at home
that's perfectly acceptable
are you suggesting there's something wrong with that, Mark
>>53994987
Scousers aren't people m8.
>>54000547
>tfw your entire family is autistic
>>53992609
>holding a football when watching at home
lel what kind of autistic shit is this? Where do you put the ball when you clap?
>>53995484
borderline autism there, son.
>>54002375
Holding the ball of the sport you're watching really adds to the atmosphere of the living room. I even bought a soccer ball when the World Cup was going on.
>>54002375
>clapping like a beta fuck
>not Yelling at the TV and smashing your empty beercan or crushing it when your team gets a TD
God eurofags are such pussy trash. I bet I could kick the fuck out of you, you piece of mick shit.
>>54002375
>clapping
>not using vuvuzelas and boomsticks when you cheer
>>54002582
Yeah man, Sometimes when I watch hockey or baseball ill sit there with a stick or a baseball bat and if either of my teams are getting BTFO I run into my grandmothers bedroom and beat the shit out of her belongings with them.
>>53994576
amazing
>>54002613
>>54002613
Yeah man I know what you mean, usually before every field goal kick I'll set up for a place kick and if the kicker misses I'll drill a kick into whatever breakable I set my sights on first.
