late morning edition
>18.00
Zenit St. Petersburg-Bayer 04 Leverkusen
>20.45
Borussia Dortmund-Galatasaray Istanbul
that dortmund feel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0
>>53877012
you should be happy, you can witness your team winning in the CL tonight
>>53877035
>>53876997
In b4 the yui mit toast virgin
good morning, bundes
>>53877027
Only to watch them lose against Partyborn. Can't fucking wait ...
I miss the CL
>>53877012
>barely losing against the 2nd best team in Europe
You do realise that BVB still has a clean sheet in CL right? Still in the Pokal right? Already won a Mickey Mouse trophy this season...
Aslong as Dortmund finished top4 its all good.
>>53877096
And soon we'll both miss the Bundesliga.
>>53877096
>>53877102
4/5 bretty sad
>>53877099
>Aslong as Dortmund finished top4 its all good.
...and that will be very, very hard.
>Galatasaray Istanbul
I wonder if she is at the stadium tonight
hello guys!
what is up?
>>53877152
>prostitute
>still better name than 90% of east German girls
>>53877152
the fuck is that
>>53877152
>that pic
errytime
>>53877181
>thread made by a britbong
>>53877152
fake... right?
>>53877099
>Aslong as Dortmund finished top4 its all good.
And they won't. Which means their only good player will leave this summer.
>>53877267
>only good player
>>53877267
Nah, Kirch will stay.
>>53877267
They will face the same problem with Gündogan the year after that
>>53877267
Not a Dortmundfag, but I seriously believe they can still win 4th place trophy
Neverkusen and >Schalke look too inconsistent
>>53877294
1. Buyern
2. Glattbeck
3. VW
4. Tor in Sinsheim
>>53876997
can we agree that Dortmund are just acting like >Schalke now
do all teams from the Ruhr valley share this phenomenon?
>>53877311
No, unlike >Schalke Dortmund managed to win the Bundesliga.
>>53877156
porn
>>53877306
LMAO @ American football hipsters travelling to Gladbeck to watch Borussia M'Gladbach game
>>53877355
>tfw every now and then there's an article in the newspaper about people ending up in Nürnberg when they actually wanted to get to the Nürburgring
am i the only one who thinks that reus wont go to bayern ? i have the feel that he doesnt want to be a "product" that bayern bought from bvb
on the other hand, bayern needs him because le cut inside men and muslim beard are getting old, moreover he is a NT player
so where is he going ?
The Bayer(n) thing still confuses me. I don't mind there being two clubs owned by the same people in the same league but keep them in the same city at least.
>>53877400
I'm not sure what he wants. I don't think he likes Bayern speaking about him to the press though. He reminds me a little of Drive.
>>53877405
I have the same problem with the sheikhs in PL. I keep confusing who owns which club.
>>53877405
i dont know if you are trolling but
Bayer = big company
Bayern = "state" in germany, like texas in usa lol
nothing common
>>53877400
he has already signed a contract with bayern
>>53877418
Like that one Sheikh owns Man City, but it's American owned Arsenal who play in the Emirates. The hell?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2819031/Firefighters-forced-wear-gas-masks-rescued-25-stone-man-not-washed-five-years-stuck-inside-filthy-apartment-knee-deep-pizza-boxes.html
>germans
>>53877444
Didn't know the janitor was German.
>>53877444
>Britshits
>>53877484
whats scat porn?
>>53877490
its where people do free form jazz singing while having sex
>>53877444
>160kg
>has to be rescued with a crane
how?
my father was around 150 at one point but he was still able to walk around normally and everything, he even did sports with me from time to time
was that guy 5 feet tall or hooooow
also it explains why Herman hasn't posted in days
>>53877444
That's really sad. Fuck the daily mail.
>>53877444
>Britbongs
>>53877548
that pic is such a turn on
who /don't even want Reus/ here?
>>53877548
>doesn't kiss his friends
gay
>just accidentally move the task bar to the right of my screen
Feels good.
>>53877620
could not care less either
>>53877638
yeah, we sometimes give some blowjobs too, haha
brojobs haha
>>53877657
*moved
>>53877620
I just want my kids back
bundesbros, i was taking my quarterly check of the league table earlier and scrolled up and down it a bit wondering where dortmund were. it did not occur to me to scroll right the way down, as them being 2nd from bottom was inconceivable.
what the fuck has happened? when i tried to look it up, i found an article from last season about their decline to forth place, but that is nothing compared to this. all i know about is lewandowski leaving to join the horders.
enlighten me m8s
>>53877714
they are shit m8 and klopp has been found out in germany.
>moyes
>>53877728
was hoping for something a bit more comprehensive. don't know if you watch PL, but would it be fair to compare him to rodgers in the respect that one player carried the team making him look good?
>>53877771
nah.
>>53877771
I think Dortmund decided to focus on the CL and thought they could coast through the BL and finish in the top four with ease. They are now suffering a crisis of confidence, and their domestic opponents are now approaching games with them as winnable.
>>53877806
good approach
>>53877714
injuries and individual mistakes
Youth CL this arvo
>>53877857
>thinking injuries would put a CL contender at 17th place
lol
>>53877914
>Youth CL
Nope.
Also Papadopolous is ded again.
>>53877806
Pretty much this.
That's why they still win in the CL. Foreign clubs still play them with that scared attitude.
>>53877914
>anything but bayern youth
no thanks
>International Friendly Matches
i thought they were playing for at least something
>Group Stage :: UEFA Youth League
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/uefa-youth-league-auf-sinnsuche-in-der-mini-koenigsklasse-1.2193543 for that dude who argued for the importance of youth football.
>>53877714
oh look: http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/gruende-fuer-den-absturz-des-bvb-wieso-dortmund-bald-letzter-ist-1.2204054
>injuries
>lack of fitness
>lewandowski gone
>new players needing time
>klopp tactics have been found out
>lack of tactical variety
>klopp is past it
those are the seven reasons they list in that article.
>>53877942
rused so hard mothafuckas wanna fine me
>>53877953
Bayern, >Schalke and Leverkusen are still in the CL.
>>53878025
uwotm8
>>53878029
>me in charge of reading
Read it as "That's why they will win the CL".
![Bayern-Muenchen-v-VfB-Stuttgart---Bundesliga_1404902031435321[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yErUeb5.jpg "Bayern-Muenchen-v-VfB-Stuttgart---Bundesliga_1404902031435321[1].jpg")
who /alaba/ here?
>tfw dortmund go down to 10 men and lose 1 - 0
>rused so hard mothafuckas wanna fine me
hahaha
please respond with "thanks im here all week" or something similar
>>53878002
That is interesting. Germans train their players' brain's rather than their body's or at least place a greater emphasis on education.
>>53878091
the latter. it's not about football intelligence or tactics or anything, but getting a school degree alongside the football training. just in case, basically.
>>53878091
>at least place a greater emphasis on education.
It's the same here too. Young footballers often do an apprenticeship next to their training. Schär's a trained banker, Embolo's doing an office apprenticeship at FC Basel alongside football.
Goodnite
another article about dortmund: http://www.espnfc.com/german-bundesliga/10/blog/post/2124180/bundesliga-five-things-to-explain-borussia-dortmunds-season-long-slump
>>53878153
morning
reus will move to gladbach
you heard it hear first
>>53878053
Always.
>>53878068
thanks im here all week
>>53878164
>Liverpool should seriously consider moving for Klopp
and people wonder why bayern is so filthy rich.
jeff est stupido
>>53878230
rude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9LUNB-JsM
![bildschirmfoto_2014-10-28_um_17.00.33_0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W7S5hCP.png "bildschirmfoto_2014-10-28_um_17.00.33_0[1].png")
http://www.11freunde.de/artikel/holger-badstubers-leidenszeit
>>53878975
looks like a uk bass producer's promo shot though.
>>53879018
lol yes
>>53879025
>>53879037
>tobi and an american
i expected jeff, but okay.
>>53879046
im jeff
>>53878975
When did this gradient background for portrait photos trend start popping up?
Its everywhere now.
>>53878975
looks like he's dying of cancer
>>53879152
It's his facial expresion
>>53879273
ur gonna die m8
>Favourite German team
>Favourite foreign team
>Favourite player
>Age
>Occupation
>Virginity
>>53879320
>Favourite German team
Wacker Burghausen
>Favourite foreign team
Don't have one. Happy if Porto or Valencia do well though.
>Favourite player
T. Müller
>Age
20
>Occupation
student
>Virginity
yes
>>53879401
Typisch Kloppo! Einfach Kult.
>>53879320
Hannover 96
AC Milan
Thiago Silva
21
VWL student
Yes
>>53879401
Brutalst hart diese Berichterstattung.
USA strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrbyVaC6EU
>>53879488
Wow, Dortmund really has a shit squad nowadays.
>>53879488
i have literally no idea what that is.
I remember when /sp/ was all over youth football.
>>53879514
have the SJWs found this yet?
>>53879557
dunno, i just saw it on reddit
>>53879540
hu. okay.
>>53879564
pls leave
>>53876997
>papadopoulos is ded again
>>53879383
>Favourite player
>T. Müller
>Virginity
>yes
>>53879606
what are you implying?
>>53879606
What are you trying to say?
>>53879606
what are you insinuating?
>>53879514
nice effects
>>53879579
>he doesnt browse Reddit
lol alright grandpa
>>53879664
pls go.
>>53879668
>one (You)
>>53879668
>>53879677
nice shop
>>53879664
fuck off cancer
>>53879673
>not browsing Reddit
lol hows it going grandpa
>Al. Ajeti scored a brace in the Youth League
Pretty cool. Also what's up with Switzerland and sibling footballers? The Yakins, the Degens, the Xhakas, the Rodriguez brothers, the Ajeti brothers.
What would a German version of The Sopranos be like?
>Bratwurst? Unter here hinga dinga dorfen
That would be awesome
Its funny because i am literally responsible for about 90% of all posts in /bundesliga/.
hjulmainz~
>>53879720
I know. Your samefagging is fucking obvious.
>>53879720
>>53879760
Subtle. But I see right through ya
>>53879606
answer pls.
I have lurked for 3 years now and this is my first post.
>>53879800
nice digits
>>53879800
If only more people would follows oot :/
>>53877240
> Doku: Die Wand
>mfw Bremen wins against Stuttgart and Dortmund loses against Gladbach
Nicklas Bendtner was left out of the national team squad today for the upcoming game(s?)
>>53879792
T. Müller is literally dorftrottel-tier and only a neckbearded virgin would like him.
>>53879921
there is literally no reason at all not to like müller.
My favourite footballer?
Hmm. Hard to choose, got to be either Messi or Ronaldo
>>53879921
not really tbh.
he's a smart player and surprisingly technical while looking kinda goofy and coming off as a genuinly nice person.
what's not to like?
>>53879897
>can't even make denmark squad
he's such a fucking nobody lol
>>53879970
Yussuf is in the squad :)
>>53879921
>>53879957
this is actual dorftrottel tier
>>53879921
>judging people without knowing them
Kevin please.
@bayer04fussball: Die #Bayer04-Startelf: Leno - Donati, Toprak, Spahic, Jedvaj - Calhanoglu, Bender - Brandt, Son - Bellarabi, Kießling.
Zenit start XI: Lodygin — Anyukov, Criscito, Lombaerts, Garay — Javi Garcia, Witsel, Danny © — Hulk, Kerzhakov, Shatov
>that feel when champions league football
>>53880054
Attacking selection from Leverkusen.
A lot of it is forced upon them by injuries of course
>>53880054
>that goal
>that celebration
GOAT and still not even close to current robben.
>>53880054
hnnng
>>53879018
Ha, spot on.
>>53880054
>tfw doing that celebration every time you scored from distance in football
>>53879734
what a coach
>>53880354
I like him a lot
for the lof of penis let the first half not end 0-0
>>53879896
Yes please
>>53880445
>calhanoglu 6
oh schmidt.
anyone here who can provide me with HD streams for the Bayer and Dortmund games?
Kasper Hjulmand was one of the key figures behind the Danish FA's "Red Thread" in the early 2000's that streamlined Danish youth coaching and led to a strong focus on technical abilities across national youth teams and clubs.
This means that Hjulmand played at least a small part in the emergence of Hojbjerg and his extremely promising generation
is kasper the perfect human being
Rate my OC
can you guys stop wanking over that danish coach, he's certainly no tuchel.
i can smell the leverkusen cooking already
What happened to streamsp?
>>53880525
idk it's depressing. i blame reddit.
>>53880499
He made FC Nordsjælland, which was an extremely unsympathetic club for various reasons, seem very sympathetic.
Literally a perfect human being
>>53880525
>>53880543
It is working fine.
Anyone have a proper stream for the leverkusen game
>>53880525
reporting streams has become a new meme on /sp/. every time some dumbass posts a ustream link the stream is shut down without minutes. brits started doing it because they are butthurt that they have to pay while others get it >for free
never post links to streams hosted on known stream sites that allow reporting.
>>53880590
i even added the /hd/, stop lying.
>>53880618
are you stupid?
>early russian champions league matches
lelo
wew
post successful
>hulk
>>53880642
yours has a different name. no idea how to access that specific site. it's not the one i have.
>hurrdurr r u stupid cant even get a stream to work that is all hidden and shit
get your package together, bernd
>>53880648
What emotion is that expression image supposed to convey?
>>53880682
look in the archive for this thread if you missed it.
Blue v Red.
Classic football.
>>53880682
>hurrrdurrr im to stupid to use google hurrr durrr
>>53880709
what thread?
>>53880743
just shut the fuck up.
>>53880716
i was thinking the same thing
HURR DURR
>>53880716
blue's too bright
>>53880716
only this time the russians are in blue. fucking confusing
>>53880753
this thread...........
>>53880768
>>53880753
are you actually retarded or new from reddit?
>look in the archive for this thread if you missed it.
>this thread
>>53880788
oh just shut it.
>>53880806
jesus christ, literally THIS thread
>that dude's hair in the crowd
wew
>>53880716
Really good post
When will Schmitt learn that Leverkusen won't win a thing with that defense? no matter how many goals they score
>>53880806
>wants to be spoonfed
>complains when people call him out on it
>>53880779
its tortoise anywho
should i buy fifa 15?
>>53880834
right?
>>53880829
how is that helping.
>>53880842
i don't want to be spoonfed, but literally nobody is helping at all and there's no way to find it out by myself because that's kinda the point, you idiot.
>>53880863
This thread has a lot of good posts in it, it seems
>>53880851
>tortoise
turquoise
lel
>>53880875
now you're just baiting.
nobody can be this retarded.
>>53880875
>i don't want to be spoonfed, but literally nobody is helping at all and there's no way to find it out by myself because that's kinda the point, you idiot.
dude, i found it myself as well. you're just an idiot. check this thread in the archive and search for streamsp
>>53880861
Based webm Tommy!
>mfw Leverkusen defense
>>53880875
I would help but I'm watching a shitty stream that you probably don't want.
>>53880898
pls stop spoonfeeding reddit retards
>>53880907
He's really embracing the russian spirit
>>53880887
>>53880898
would have been ten times easier to say "deleted post", but good job being assholes.
thanks to the guy who is actually helping though.
Thank you based asap deleter.
>>53880907
Will he ever get a real coaching spot again?
HURR DURR
>>53880930
Uncle Putin will get him the >schalke job soon
>>53880921
Save us, leaders of the free world!
>>53880907
lel
>>53880930
No, he's been exposed as a small league babby.
this match is going to end 0-0
>>53880930
I imagine even if he loses his job at 3ehut he could get a job at one of portugal's top clubs based on his past work there
So no
>>53880946
Im not russian
>>53880942
>Di Matteo
>Villas-Boas
Will Schalke ever stop continuing it's meme ways?
cheers
hello I am here
wew
Shaqiri muslim <3
>that kart
>>53881035
mmm okay...
damn, spahic got murdered
The Greek next?
>>53881056
what even happened, cant be the face
>>53881035
>>53881070
nothing serious, saw only the last part of it but it seemed that he got elbowed or his face cut by fingernails
>>53881035
the only goal he will ever score
>>53881061
He's dead
>>53881107
butthurt
>>53881107
NUH UUHH!!!!!!
>>53881107
shaddap
>that person dressed in tight black using magic stick near goalie
When footbal became so gay?
>>53881048
what is even happening here
>>53880922
Holy shit man, just fuck off already.
>>53881190
Weiz attempting a freekick trick
>Austrian football
>>53881190
maybe he wanted to hit his teammates head for a deflection into the penalty box. retarded trick though and shot with way too much power
>>53881172
Muggle pls
>>53881229
>20 minutes later
>>53881236
Okay lads, missed the first half.
Tell me how it went.
>>53881261
Neverkusen embarrassing the league as usual
