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antics to pl confirmed
banter
>>51528360
what a great start to a thread
fucking hell
literally no point, i'm out.
and people think we don't need cadfael
mods please come back
i'm sorry i was rude to you
we really do need you and appreciate you
this place is a shithole without you
xx
MODS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU USELESS CUNTS
It's like I'm really on /b/
>>51528401
>Caucasia penises
>you never got a blowjob from a qt at 7 years old
why do i even live
>CP has been up for 6 (six) minutes
I live 16,588KM away from my team but I'm probably still a better fan than most people ITT
who /filteredaustralia/ here?
>>51528488
i've filtered everybody
>>51528488
here
what happens when i post
Nice one janitors, delete the first CP image but leave the other 2 up.
>>51528501
he's having a wank
for free
Poor little Hendo
>>51528517
>pomcucks
autism
>wanting balotelli back in the PL
He's everything that's wrong with the sport.
And he's not even that good.
my issue with the janitards has always been consistency
>>51528517
>britcucks
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 27 secs
BREAKING: Blackburn confirm that Hull City have made a bid for striker Jordan Rhodes #SSNHQ
>>51528580
Bloody hell, that's a step down from Welbeck.
>>51528580
inb4 he only costs a couple of million less than Premier League winning striker Mario Balotelli
>>51528591
hes going sunderland
>see this thread
>turn around 360 degrees, moonwalk then subsequently backflip out
>shane long 12m
>balotelli 16m
>the premier league in charge of pricing players
I just ate 1000 calories at 11PM
why
There is nothing wrong in this thread
is there porn with shakey cam and lens flare?
>>51528613
simply an epic meme redditbro
>>51528638
go away nerd
>>51528613
>Complain about mods doing it for free for months on end
>It takes them not giving a fuck anymore to finally realize just how important they were to making this place remotely bearable.
You brought this on yourselves m8s.
>>51528638
how much of it was sweet potato buddy?
>>51528648
trans is shit
it needs to die
>>51528638
because you're a fatty bum bum
>>51528655
stop forcing that shit on me none of it was you cunt and i've only eaten sweet potato once since you told me to eat it like 5 months ago
Well that escalated quickly
>>51528648
do your "job" cadfael
>>51528675
wow that typeface is terrible
gjge liverpool
>>51528668
yet you're still here
there is literally everything right with sweet potato
>>51528690
Nah I just saw it on the main page.
I was here earlier for a bit but then cp.
>>51528698
fuck off
Cov back at ricoh
>>51528698
except for the taste
>>51528698
>2014
>eating carbs
it's like you don't even want to be shredded
>>51528719
there's nothing wrong with carbs in moderation
>>51528709
Im sorry. I have made a terrible mistake
>>51528517
where can I watch this movie?
>>51528719
>doubting the nutritional integrity of the humbly sweet potat tat
Ive seen some shit
>>51528638
that's literally a tin of tuna and a protein shake
harden up mate
>Sahko and Mario with matching hair styles
>>51528775
matching levels of shitness too haha
>>51528799
waheyyyyyyy banter
>buying a 2 time Serie A and one time EPL reject
surely nothing can go wrong
>rojo 6 million on ff
I hate Balotelli and everything the fucking cunt stands for.
He commits crime.
He hurts women.
He is careless.
He is AN AWFUL role model.
He is an arrogant piece of shit.
He is an ugly twat.
He appeals to the fucking truelad crowd.
He is a monster
A menace
A disgrace.
I hate him.
If Balotelli dies in a car crash, I will FUCKING LAUGH
Why always you?
WHY?
Because YOU ARE A FUCKING DICKHEAD
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INuXgTILnBc
>GERMANY
>>51528839
>>51528839
Can't handle the banter?
>>51528839
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du0wD5dtvlE
>>51528839
youve earned this old friend
>>51528897
>you will never be as alpha as based simba ;_;
>>51528828
fuck that, got to make space for balo now too
>>51528897
hahaha they said fährt man
#AVFC v #NUFC: Paul Lambert confirms @SanchezCarlosA and Joe Cole will be in the squad for Saturday.
Neat
>Mario Balotelli's agent arrives in England to thrash out a £17.6m transfer to Liverpool, according to reports.
>AC Milan's TV channel confirms that the club are in talks with Liverpool regarding the sale of striker Mario Balotelli.
>Mario Balotelli reportedly confirms that he is leaving AC Milan amid suggestions that Liverpool are in talks to sign the striker.
>Carlo Ancelotti reveals that midfielder Angel di Maria has rejected a new contract at Real Madrid and has asked to leave.
>Louis van Gaal is eyeing up a bid for £12m-rated Cruziero midfielder Lucas Silva, according to a report.
>Everton manager Roberto Martinez suggests that his summer spending may be over after admitting that he is "happy" with his current squad.
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger hints that he may try to sign a defensive midfielder and another defender before the transfer window closes.
>West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce reveals that the club are in the market for defensive cover.
>Watford midfielder Lewis McGugan is reportedly wanted by a trio of clubs.
>>51529009
>Carlo Ancelotti reveals that midfielder Angel di Maria has rejected a new contract at Real Madrid and has asked to leave.
IMMINENT
come on woody
>>51528997
>Joe Cole
How long until Keane murders him for not working hard enough?
>>51529021
>>51529021
He's not going to the Phillipines League
p$g creeping badge.jpg
>>51529021
Can Di Maria play left back?
>>51529032
Well, the Villa match kicks off at 12:45. So I reckon about 12:47 on Saturday
>>51528757
How fucking big is your protein shake?
>>51529021
di maria is going to the Philippines?
Leonardo Ulloa = £8m
Robert Snodgrass = £8m
Ross McCormack = £11m
Shane Long = £12m
Fabio Borini = £14m
Mario Balotelli = £16m
all flops
>>51529050
With Van Gaal, everyone's a left back.
>>51529009
>Mario Balotelli's agent arrives in England to thrash out a £17.6m transfer to Liverpool, according to reports.
figure rising every hour
>>51529050
Better than ashley young definitely. Or he can be played centrally if Mata's injured.
Just imagine, di Maria providing throughballs for Rooney and RVP
YUMMM
>>51529064
ochoa scored already though
>>51529064
nah
>>51529072
do you have nice sun kissed brown skin? :)
>>51529064
Jordan Rhodes is about to join that list.
>tfw had to unfilter ausgaylia because i couldnt find the thread
Based Mou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFLz76BoRb0
>>51529105
>wetsuit
dropped
>>51529100
>ireland
>relevant
I've seen more CP in the last week than David Attenborough has stored on his hard drive. Am I going to get a knock at my door soon?
http://www.acmilan.com/en/news/breaking_news_show/63060
>>51529116
Most people do it with their clothes on, how's this any different?
>Italian media reports indicate Verratti might move from PSG to FC Bayern München, because they want Di Maria.
www.spox.com
>>51529105
Why is Mou so qt?
>>51529128
categorically
>>51529105
>wearing special suit
>screaming like a faggot
what a clown
>>51529126
top lel liverpool
top lel
>>51529131
>going from one shit league to another
poor cunt
>>51529131
i don't see it
So how well are Swansea gonna do this season?
9th?
>>51529128
try jumping into the North Sea in cotton.
>>51529125
Fuck you.
>>51529105
Harlem shake was bad enough, we didn't need this.
>>51529105
>james mcivoy
my sides mourinho is the best
>>51529131
>Rabiot to Arsenal
>Verrati to Bayern
PSG getting raped lads
>>51529105
>Wet suit
>Not wearing a suit
God Mou is a cunt.
>tfw Liverpool have literally removed one badly behaved player with another
kek
>>51529105
down voted
>wake up
>check the news
>every news source is reporting balotelli to liverpool
well that escalated fast
>>51529161
I knew you would hate it :)
>>51529125
Don't slander that man faggot
>>51529163
they have to ship out players so they can get di maria
>>51529131
Verratti belongs in the PL
His play is so uptempo
>>51529131
pretty smart move tbh, they've got Motta and Cabaye who can act as a double pivot in the midfield but lack the attacking presence di maria would bring
>>51529161
Stop whining.Harlem Shake was just an unfunny meme, this is people being attention whores/getting good PR while also raising money for a nice cause.
>>51529163
>PSG getting raped lads
We already knew that when they decided to spend 50m pounds for David Luiz.
>>51529176
He would get swamped by big blacks in the Premier League.
>>51529131
I hope it's true. PSG don't deserve someone like him
>>51529105
hes like mr bean
>>51529125
>>51529161
Now we're just waiting on Eva do hers...
http://www.acmilan.com/en/news/breaking_news
21/08/2014 14:17
BALOTELLI LEAVES MILANELLO
MILAN - Mario Balotelli drove out of Milanello at 13.30 after saying good-bye to his team-mates and the club's press staff.
>>51529146
whats funny?
>>51529187
I don't see the difference barring that now they give some money.
>>51529165
>one world class badly behaved player with an average badly behaved player
toppest of mount kek
>>51529195
>Ligue 1
>having fewer big blacks than PL
Ligue 1 is like Rugby League
>>51529163
They don't want to pay Verratti more wages and they need him off the squad to buy Di Maria.
I know it doesn't make sense since they don't care about money anyways...
>>51529215
you'll see it in a few months mate
hehehehe
>>51529183
you dont know what you are talking about
>>51529105
>not nominating wenger
missed opportunity from mou here
>>51529207
Someone edited his wiki already.
>>51529223
le nervous laughter face?
>>51529207
what happens if the deal falls apart
>>51529219
>Ligue 1 is like Rugby League
>>51529234
hahahahaha
>>51529207
>it's fucking true
FUCKING HELL WOODWARD THEY TOOK 2 DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS FUCKING FUCK
>>51529246
you are so cute when you are mad
>scored 20 PL goals in 3 years for City
>replacement for Suarez
>>51529241
>being so autistic that you can't understand a loose comparison
>>51529246
Enjoy your decline into mediocrity.
>DOING A SPURS
What's that now, 10 players bought?
>>51529207
>It's legit
>>51529234
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51529263
i forgot to ask what are you implying
>score 6 goals from open play last season
>replacement for Suarez
Prepare your smug anime girls for City Liverpool.
>>51529246
i guess lvg was right. you can sign somebody in a day
>>51529245
>>51529275
stop
>>51529217
>some money
It's racked up millions in a short space of time.Stop being a miserable cunt.
>>51529246
>FUCKING HELL WOODWARD THEY TOOK 2 DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS FUCKING FUCK
Hey, we have Ian Ayre.
>>51529259
>sell cunty player
>buy another one
Makes sense?
>>51529259
Didn't he score a load of penalties too?
>Mario Ballotelli
Literally who.
>>51529276
physicality obviously
>>51529305
I'll come down to your level of understanding
le geodude man
>>51529299
United really need a DoF.
>implying Brenny won't unlock Marion potential
Ballon dor 2016 confirmed
>>51529305
>Literally who.
That doesn't really work in this case, he was plastered all over the papers a few years back.
>>51529308
he should have used aussie rules or rugby union then
>>51529321
>le geodude man
You fucking wut m8?
>>51529296
Those money could have been donated without showing to the world that you did and without throwing water on your head.
It's not a matter of being miserable cunt, it's a matter of looking at a bunch of idiots throwing water on their head because the internet said so.
>>51529224
care to elaborate?
PSG deep minded midfielders:
>motta
>cabaye
>veratti
>matuidi
>rabiot
PSG offensive midfielders:
>cabaye (if needed)
>pastore
>???
what the fuck
>>51529323
>implying he'll be at Liverpool longer than a year and a half
>striker for midtable Italian team
>3 years left on contract
>club willing to sell for £16m
>6 goals from open play last season
>£125k a week wages
good deal liverpool
>>51529225
From the pictures posted on /sp/ I reckon Arsene is the Matthew McConaughey of coaches and would take every chance to show his sexy side...
>>51529336
I kind of agree with you, but you are sounding like a right miserable cunt here.
PL themesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI6Us5_BaVU
>>51529336
lrl taking names
stay based you little pork scratching
>>51529340
fucking hell silva is a beast
>>51529353
solid image name
>>51529351
Well he's on a 5 year contract, probably huge wages and nobody is going to touch him with a barge pole after he fails at Liverpool, so year he'll be there a while.
>>51529351
this
>>51529340
we NFL now?
>>51529360
Pork scratching?
I have filtered every single tripcode on this board and now I've finally settled to filter Australia as well.
You guys wouldn't believe it. It's like /sp/ has suddenly turned into a decent board.
You should give it a shot, just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ef2HzDkuqM
>>51529338
>deep minded midfielders
just stop
LIVERPOOL ACTUALLY GOT BALO??
SERIOUSLY?
>>51529340
typical fifa models
>>51529380
>rude
>>51529336
>Those money could have been donated without showing to the world that you did
No it couldn't.People want their pat on the back,love being attention whores and being part of something viral.Celebrities love easy PR.
This would never have happened without the stupid gimmick and thinking otherwise would make you the only idiot.So as I said you should live with how things are and stop being a miserable cunt.
>>51529379
YES
>>51529384
good rebuttal la
>>51529380
can confirm
It's also worth filtering America and Ireland
![Arsenal-Training[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P6xT4Ko.jpg "Arsenal-Training[1].jpg")
>>51529225
it would probably kill him
>>51529379
gay euphemism
>>51529386
seriously.
>>51529380
even me?
I don't think you people understand how shit and lazy you have to be to fail that hard in Italy. This is a place Gervinho looks like Messi.
>>51529386
not official yet m8
>>51529408
why are you a trip?
>>51529400
Some of the Yanks can be good.
>>51529380
but im lovely :3
>>51529401
>implying he's not a tank
>scousers
>>51529367
Didn't Suarez sign a 5 year contract about a year ago?
Contracts mean nothing. They are just a way for a club to try and bump up the value of a player they know is leaving.
Siri supports Newcastle "at the moment"
>>51529321
>le geodude man
>Confirming a player has left
>Not waiting to confirm the team
Has Italy fallen so far they've forgotten how to do transfers?
actually rating balotelli is a surefire way to spot someone that knows fuck all about football and gets all their information from FIFA and Sport Bible.
you faggots are embarrassing, my god. why do you think Milan want to make a 6m loss on a player they only signed over a year ago?
>>51529429
jesus christ the delusion
>6 (six) open play goals
>>51529353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I
>>51529440
milan are a small club now
>>51529440
MIlan are broke
>>51529440
ABL damage control
>>51529431
I don't think you understood the point.
Suarez had teams that wanted to sign him. Nobody is going to want Balotelli or be willing to pay what Liverpool are if he's shit again.
>>51529429
>doesn't do anything other than score goals
there's a probably with this?
>>51529321
good post
>>51528598
Rhodes is much better than Balotelli
>>51529454
>>51529456
They're not doing it for the money you fucks. They were broke when they signed him. He's just shit, that's all there is to it. Man City couldn't wait to get rid of him.
>Natalie Sawyer nominated by Duncan Ferguson
>>51529449
>you will never watch true detective for the first time again
>>51529224
Verratti is an overrated cunt.
He can't defend to save his life, he can't have a full match without taking a yellow, and he takes way too much risks, claiming it's part of his football and that he won't change that. By taking risks I mean dribbling between three players in your own area.
>>51529358
Atleast try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
If Liverpool had signed Balo instead of Balo, he would be the one at Barcelona right now, and we'd be signing Suarez from Ajax for 17 million. We just KNOW how to deal with problem players. Suarez, Collymore, Barnes. All world class players that lostall personal demons at this magical club
LRL is Balo really the best striker you guys got?
>>51529484
>he doesn't follow current events
shiggity diggity doo
>>51529475
Forgot link
https://twitter.com/rbarkley20/status/502454609151918082
>>51529496
Immobile, Destro and Rossi are better
>>51529479
You can take the man out of the Zeman football but you can't take the Zeman football out of a man.
>>51529358
love this
LAILAHAILLALLAH
>>51529477
i know the feel all too well
>>51529510
>Destro
literally who?
It seems Roma wants Chiriches to replace Benatia.
>>51529508
>he nominated Hayley McQueen
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
finally
>>51529358
Dare to Malky Mackay.
>>51529477
I haven't seen it. That scene was intense.
nice dubs btw
Stop posting this icebucket shit. Literally no one cares.
>>51529125
>insulting one of the most based human beings
>>51529131
Verratti looks like a Morrowind character. Like a badly rendered version of an actual person.
>>51529540
Hayley McQueen @HayleyMcQueen 20 uur
Been nominated by many so will take up #icebucketchallenge this week but keen not lose the message in all the fun @macmillancancer #MND #ALS
>>51529554
Will Malky ever get a good job again?
>>51529380
tbh I don't get the Australian humor either
>>51528634
shane long is irish
>>51529532
He's a football player
>>51529529
>mfw we didnt get to see the ritual shit
>>51529532
>>51529510
why would a mobile phone be better than mario balotelli? in what way?
>>51529529
>>51529603
S2 when
Who will win the transfer window?
Da SBS
>>51529603
mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YWXjJ-VstY
>>51528634
Shane Long is a better buy than Balotelli.
what's the verdict on balotelli for liverpool
>>51529636
>rio
>>51529603
Reminder Adam Sandler was in talks to star in a S2 episode.
Should of gone to United
>>51529636
>Rio Ferdinand in the top 10
>muh pass accuracy
>muh tackles
>cost them the game last weekend
>>51529636
id say liverpool but they might have done a spurs
we will see
>>51529666
>of
>>51529629
its gonna be shit since it was supposed to just be a mini series.
>>51529650
lel
>>51529636
liverpool have won it, but whether thats a good thing or not, we will see
