apology for poor english
when were when Brazil was kill?
I was taking out trash when dog said
'Brazil is kill'
'yes'
hello
I was sleeping second daily siesta when Juan said
BRASI MUERTO
top kek
eh, apology for poor english eh!
when were when Brazil was kill eh?!
I was fucking moose when beaver came in and say
'eh Brazil is kill eh '
'eh'
I was eating baguette when Jean said
'Le Bresil is kill, mon ami'
'omelette du fromage'
i was cheering for the mannschaft when Hitlers goast visited me
"Brazil is kill"
"sieg heil"
>estaba tomando cerveza mirando al algo llanquihue cuando joaquin me llama y me dice
brazil es muerto
NO
I was drinking tequila ese, when jose dice
Monki is DED ese
Si
i was race mixing when Sven ring
"Brasilien är döda"
"Sweden, yes"
?????? ?? ??? ??????????
????? ???? ???????? ????? ??? ?????
? ??? ???? ??????? ??? ???? ??????
"???????? ?? ???"
"??"
>>49992608
i almost into space when the moon said
"brazylia ubita"
"kurwa"
i was grabbing shekels from goyim when chaim called
"brasil met"
"oy vey"
'Pologies for shit house English, mates
I was shaggin' my pet koala when he turns round and says
"Dem brown people is kill"
"Aww cunt's fucked m8"
I was making of preparations for morning schnitzel when Franz said
"Pieke hom Brasilien umbrocht"
"Bam oida"
I was cleaning toilet in UK when Andrzej called
'kurwa'
'o kurwa'
i was being white when santiago ring
''brasil muerte''
''que''
>spend night watching animu
>planning to sleep all day and wake up tomorrow
>fucking rockets don't let me sleep, let's check the game
>mfw
based germany
>>49992608
was just taking a dump after the 4:0 happened.
get ready to wipe my asshole.
shit suddenly tells me brasilien ist tot.l.
Estaba trazando mi descendencia alemana cuando Santi llama y me dice
"Che, Brasil es muerto"
Maradona es mas blanco que Pele
>>49997286
hej no kurwa stary
i was filled immigration form
when ali said
"germany five"
"ja"
und du???
>>49996404
>ese
go back to LA nigguh
I was out with my band, burning some chruch
then suddenly Jens rings
''Brasil er daude''
''nei''
and u?
I was shitposting on /sp/ with the TV on in the background
I was laughing for like 10 straight minutes
Sitting on veranda drinking tea and eating a crumpet
The Queen call
Brazil has been sent to the tower
U wot m8
Kount f dar nspounchi min kader 3ayatli
"a lbresil ntnakou"
"la"
>>49992608
I was in the office when bill came in
"Brazil is losing"
"Fuck off, it's 4:30 on a Tuesday and I actually have work to do"
sorry four bad englisj
when was brazil dead?
I was milking koe wen fello farmer bycame and said
"zeg Jaap jong, dah brazilleke is neergeknuppeld door den duitsers"
nee eg?
j'etais dans la salle de toilette quand mon oncle a rentrer et il m'a dit
"bresil est tuer oui?"
"oui"
>>49997918
I find that commentary as something highly offensive, please apologize.
>>49995111
>Spain
>Juan
what
>>49992608
I was in la pinta
when Lil Joker said
'ese Brail esta muerte'
u bang ese?
i was being civilized when Ante call
"brasil is ded"
"no"
Estaba admirando lo blanco que soy cuando Maximiliano me llama
''che, brasil muerte''
''que''
I was watching animu
Then sasaki came in
"BURAJIRU IS KIRU"
"NANI?"
I thought there was 4 replays of the fiorst gpoal. fuck i'm drunk.
Sorry for the bad English
Where were you when Brazil died?
I was watching Seinfeld reruns and drinking Budweiser when Bill called me
"Hey bro. Didja hear Brazil died?"
"Oh no way man"
>>49992608
I was drinking me whiskey.
When me mate rang the phone.
"Oi, mate. Brazil is kill, yeah?"
"Yeah"
>>49992608
sory for bad ingles
i was flirting with donkey when diego say:
jajajajajajaj QUE PELA TAN HPTA
yes
>>49998565
Antonio, Juan y Manolo son los nombres mas comunes, Mexibro
>>49992608
i was pickpocketing tourist when costel rang
"brazil mort"
"nu"
and u?
>>49997274
Top Kek
I was out in forest landscape riding reindeer when Sven call on IKEA phone
'Brazil is kill'
'No'
>>49998924
jajajajajajaja
jajajaajassjaajajsajasjaj
AJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ
>>49992608
i was eating bananas
then my monkey said
"brazil is kill"
"hue"
>>49998952
Te llamas Manolo?
>>49992608
apology for poor inglich
I was beheading sicario when Juan said
'Brazil is kill'
'no'
I was out defending WalMart from illegals with my fully auto when Lynyrd holler'd
'them monkeys is killed'
'rhythmic clapping noises'
and you?????
>>49999480
Me llamo Diego
>>49992608
Sorry for bad English. American public schools fault
I was getting raped by white male patriarchy when Tyrone came in
Said "nigga dat brasil be dead as fuck"
"Like oh no guys"
Apologies for perfect english
Where were you when the whites beat the spics?
I was at home drinking mtn dew and eating a hotdog from 7 11 when kurt texted
'Fuck brazil'
'Agreed'
>>49998742
>Estaba admirando lo blanco que soy
every fucking time. seriously the fuck is wrong with Argentina?
>>49999790
donde es la bibliotecha
>>49998565
pero ¿tú eres tonto, chiquillo?
>>49992608
>everyone itt living to their countryies stereotypes because thei cant be worse then huezil
Beautiful.
I was riding my bike when cow says
'Brazilië is dood'
'kanker mooi'
>>49996515
top kek
ayy/lmao
>>49998746
>>49992608
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
>>49999946
>spics
bro...
apology for poor english
when were when Brazil was kill?
I was jerking off to Nerman
'Brazil is kill'
'no'
i was rioting for nothing when drug dealer called
'brazil is kill'
'hue'
I was crying watching the 5-1 tape when Del Bosque called
"Españoles brasil ha muerto"
"SI"
>lost a ball
>dive
Damn br
I was drinking pinga when capivara said
'Brasil is die'
'aeho'
>>50000543
you sure you weren't in your caravan blocking the German autobahn
Is this a new meme?
Could you please stop, please?
S-Stop bullying
could someone look in the archives for the "the sixth is calling" by some brazilian today?
hilarious.
>>50000247
callate pinche pendejo
>>50001428
>new
>>49997731
Defeat Geramany for us, meu amigo negro.
apology for poor english
when were when Brazil was kill?
I was watch a porn film shooting, when gypsy kid sez
'Brazil is kill'
'topkek'
>>50001372
no, die kinder don't have summer vacation until over a week or so I think
You sure you weren't digging holes in Zeeland?
>>49995634
>'omelette du fromage'
Top lel but Can I ask how you know this reference?
I was drinking vodka when my bear said
'Brazilii pizdec'
'suka'
>Only THREE teams has been losing by 5+ goals in the World Cup history: Zaire (1974), Haiti (1974)... and BRAZIL
>>49992608
apology for poor england
I was busy mating with my 9 yo bride when Djoko call
"BRAZIL MODAR"
"wkkwkwkwkwkw"
i was touching the childrens when Piet come in
"brasil is dood"
"oei"
I was swimming pass rio bravo when Tizoc tell me
Chimpinho is drown
Yes
apology for poor english
I was stealing internets from italia when carabinieri say:
'Brazil is kill'
'yes'
>>50002890
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
i was sitting watchin't telly when the bloke said
brazil is kill
hue
>>50002307
>lying on the internet
What about the Saudis in 2002?
>>49992608
apology for kebab
when were when Brazil was ???
I was sell?ng simit when karde? say
'brasil ?s k?ll'
'hay?r'
>>50002460
>not "amai seg"
>>49996515
Muh sides
I was scoring goals when Scolari said
'Brazil is kill'
'No, killed.'
YOU GUYS KNOW THIS SHIT WAS RIGGED!
BRAZIL ONLY LOSE BECAUSE GERMANY BRIBED THE REFEREES! BRAZIL CAN'T LOSE TO GERMANY!
JUST LOOK AT HOW THEY REKT GERMANY IN 2002!
THIS IS A SCANDAL, A FUCKING JOKE!
>>50003929
Mud slimes
sorry for my english
where is you when braz?lija is kill
I am collecting potato
j?
>>49992608
Gassed some jews to kill time when hitler called
'Niggers are kill'
'Sieg Heil'
Apologies for being English.
I was queuing outside the chippy with the lads when the bloody Queen herself turned up.
"I say chaps, those European boys are trouncing the poor American savages."
"Allahu Ackbar, ma'am."
>6:0
I go ask my friend Pedro
when were when Brazil was kill?
But pedro no answer, because country on fire
>>50004366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfbpArtn8s
apology for california english
when were when Brazil was kill?
I was at the beach when Chad said
'Brazil is kill'
'dude'
apology for poor english
when were when Brazil was kill?
I was drinking pilsner when Pepa said
'Brazil is kill'
'tip top lel'
sorry voor de Englis
i was bicycling in the rain on the bicyclepath
and then Geert Wilders called up
'brazil to the kanker''
'nee joh gek kanker op'
apology for poor english
when were when brasil is death?
was paying 80 % tax to state when jensen called
brasil is died 6-0
no
almost forgot to pay tax
apology for Boston English
When were when Brazil was Kill?
I was pahking mah cahr at Hahvarhd yahd when my friend Pat said
'Brazil is Kill'
'WICKED'
Apology for cultural marxism
Where were you when Brazil dies
I was at home slurping Somalian semen when pewpewdie call
'Brazil is kill'
'no'
And you?
entschuldigings for mine Ähnglisch
wenn wäre wenn Brasilen ist killed?
I was rauchen green tabak with my Italien friends
'Brasil is a scheiß country'
'0:7'
>>50002124
Anybody who doesn't say dexter should leave.
apology for texas english
when were when brazil was kill?
I was ranching cows when pardner said
'brazil is kill'
'shucks'
pardon for northern american accent partner
was roundin' up the cows when one spoke to me
"Brazil has been smoked friend"
"I ain't yer friend, guy"
Sorry for not having that fancy city-boy english, ya'll
Where were you when Brazil got deader than a three eye'd donkey in a one-gate corral?
I was brandin' a steer when that steer said
Brazil got dun kilt'
'yup'
YO HOMIE I WAS OUT IN DA FUCKIN HOOD SMOKING A BLUNT NIGGA
MY HOMIE JAMAL CAME UP AND BE ALL LIKE
"NIGGA DEM NAZI CRAKAS FUCKIN UP BRAZIL HOMIE"
"NIGGA"
Apology for bad pizza
Where when you when brazil dead
I was at pizzeria making money without declaring it to the government when abdul called
'Brazil is kill'
'that will cost you extra tio kronor'
sorry m8, got a D in GCSE English
wot endz u at wen Brazil got merked?
man was bout to shank sum moist somalian wen man sed
"Brazil is kill"
"u wotm8?"
apology for Canadian speak eh
When were when Brazil was Kill?
I was riding my moose to the syrup farm when Doug said
'Brazil is hosed eh'
'oh goodness'
>>50008029
kek
>>50008205
No pido disculpas porque me vale madres
Estaba chingandome unos tacos, entonces pasa un carnal:
eh we qe pedo, que ya valio verga brazil???
a huevo
I was stealing in Paseo Ahumada cuando Juan dijo
"cago Brazil wn"
"no wei"
>>50007144
>'shucks'
>not "well shucks"
>yfw its now 7-0 Krauts
>>50002124
Dexter's Lab aired in France. My cousin watched it as a child growing up there.
>>49992608
I was watching this
>>49992608
I was smoking some weed with my friends while eating a kroket when suddenly downstairs Poland start yelling
"KURWA"
friend tells me it means "Brasil is kill"
"kanker"
>>50009224
Did they actually say omelette du fromage, though?
>>49996515
top jej
>no portuguese yet
Sry poor inglish
Whn u when brasil qas kill?
I was home eating bacalhau listening to fado when manel call
Brasil morreu pá!
Não
>>49992608
I was at McDonalds tipping when Keyesha said
sheeeeeeit
yeah
>>49992608
>i was eating tortas
>Jesus ringe and tells
>"brazil is kill"
>"en la madre"
I was swinging on tree when Luizinho said
'gib banana or i report u'
'hue'
apology for afwul english
I was eating a Big Mac when tyrone said
'brazil ded homie'
'more mayonnaise'
I was eating a burger
When ronald mcdonald burst through my window
'Brasil is kill'
He left me another burger
'Yes'
I was eating pasta pizza when Sebastian ring
'brazil is kill'
'malvinas argentinas'
Sorry for Murican english
Where was you when Brazil was kill?
I was at McDonalds eating big macs when Juan and Tayshaun rush in
Brazil ded man, dey ded.
sheeit
>>50010806
>>50010727
burgermind
>>49992608
HUE HEU HE HUE HUE HUEH UE UHEHUE
Underrated thread
>>50000247
es el bigote grande, perro manteca!
>>49992608
I was eating green banains when Guarionex said
"BRASIL NA DE NA PAPA"
"AY Sammy Sosa!"
>>50010727
>>50010806
Real americans and real human beans
>>49996515
top fucking kek
Apology for clap
Where were you when Brazil was kill?
I was poorly replicated food from a different culture prepared by Mexicans when waiter said
"Would you like more water? Also, Brazil is down 7-0."
"Thank you. [Clap] Here, take my kid's college fund. [Clapping intensifies]"
>>49996515
if you're actually a brit and not some proxyfag trying to have a laf you've won this thread
>>49998746
>>50011112
>>50008622
topest keks for you two
>>49992608
sorry for the bad english
I was in primark with a crate of carling
'brazil are wank'
'fifa ultimate team mate'
>>49997731
>Maradona es mas blanco que Pele
top kek
>>49992608
I was a-home being corrupted wehn Luigi hande gestured:
Bra71l it's-a kill
Mamma mia!
and tu?
estaba en la cola del paro
cuando me llama paco
"brasil muerto"
"no'
y tu?????
>>50012546
They win by sex.
Sorry for evil englich
I was in yard where monky says:
''weon culiao cago brasil weon''
''no wei conchetumare''
>>49996515
top halal
Sorry for bad breath.
Where were you when Brazil was kill?
I was in my mom's basement eating hotpockets and "working" when my mom came to drop off more hotpockets and said
'Brazil just die'
'BAN'
>>49992608
I was beheading a druglord when paco says
'Brasil is kill WEY'
'ANDALE ARRIBA ARRIBA YEPA YEPA'
>>50012233
>what is google translate
thanks though, inshallah you will be blessed with jihad soon
>>49992608
apology for poor english
I was cleaning toilet
when Zbigniew said
"Brazylia zajebana w chuj"
"Kurwa"
>>50014166
yeah i assumed it was from google translate, was just talking about some murican or whatever with a proxy making a joke about lol brits are arab
I was at home eating tacos
Paco rings "brazil valió madres"
"Es todo, vato"
I was at the favela playing soccer after eating some feijoada when Pelé looks at me and says
"Brasil morreu"
"não"
Mighty sorry for my Southern English.
Where were you when that Brazil country down there was kill?
I was sittin' down right there on my porch pickin' my banjo when this little black boy called me, and he said
"Lawdy missuh, Brazil done get kill!"
"Git offa mah lawn you little nigger!"
And you?
>>50016063
RIP IN PEACE MY SIDES I HARDLY KNEW YE
>>50012776
Sex implies both parties agree to it.
I was wearing a suicide jacket when Jamal rang
'Brazil is shaheed'
'Allah u Akbar!'
>>50016500
Noice.
sorry for third world englich
where was you when brazil was kill?
I was beheading a drug dealer
My Druglord called:
"Brazil is kill"
"taco"
>>50016063
Holy shit
5PA1N
BRA71L
Who's next?
>>50016885
Eng1and
>one (1) point
>>50008320
>was bout to shank sum moist somalian
>>50016063
apologies for no ingles
i was with manuel mi amigo discussing how no era penal when a burro came in yelling
"BRAZIL HA MUERTO!"
"si, si"
>>50017604
no era penal
>>50018174
NO ERA 7-1!
apology for no german
when were when Brazil was kill?
I was playing Kaiserreich blitzkrieging commie grench scum when I got a message on skye, saying:
'Brazil is kill'
'Got mit uns!'
i was reciviendo based selecion nacional
when pinto say brazil is kill
>>49998746
You need to post more, Japan.
I was at line waiting to find toilet paper (1 per person) when yoneiker call
'Se cogieron a Brazil'
'no'
sorry for bad english
doing what when brazil was kill??
I was play on internet when one gringo said
'only have enough for some potions also brazil is kill'
'i report u'
>>50022504
huehuehuehue
Si autem accepisti, quando Brazil sic occisus est?
Ego vos fornicatii duae puellae a Britannica Cato servus et introduxit me in membrana.
Dixerunt: Brazil mortuum!
Ego autem dixi: Verilus!
Et tu?
>>49998746
>>50016063
>>50016500
top kek
Where were you when Ba71l was vergewaltigt?
I was at studio making bestiality porn when Hans-Jürgen screams
"Die fotzen sind tot"
"Kann net sein"
>>50023422
I see those Latin course finally paid off, anon.
>>50024038
Veritas! SPQR!
TAVA DE BOA LA EM CASA JOGANDO PRAYSTATION QUANDO O LEK FALOU
BRASIL TA MORTO LEKÃO
SIM
>>49995153
i don't know why its so funny when reading this with Canadian accent
>>49998746
Why is Japan anon the funniest person on this board
I was collecting unemployment benefits and eating gyros when Kostas ring.
"H ???????? ??????."
"???"
Maybe low interest loan now.
>>49992608
I was sat at viewing place shouting wie der fuhrer
when suddenly Klose rang
'ayy bb'
'HEIL'
I was at work, roaring with laughter along with my coworkers, all of us drinking beer and the tears of the Brazilian fans
>>49992608
I was being whiter than yurop, drinking mate
Maradona comes and says
'Pele's first time was with a little kid'
'Brasil decime que se siente'
>>50024818
Hope you lose tomorrow weebshitter.
>>49997057
oh god this fucking thread kills me
>>50025291
>brits
>butthurt
pic two
I were supping up rest er me pint when graham popped is ead round door e t'snug
"Brazil have copped it lad!"
"Nay!"
N thee?
>>50025194
>'Pele's first time was with a little kid'
Translate, boludo?
>>49997274
10 outta fuckin 10
>>49995634
top kek
I was at home watching real sports when Tony said
'some soccer team lost'
'who cares'
>>50022504
top lyl
sorry for bad engels
was downstairs, eating cheese in weed storage when Jan came running on his clogs
"Bra71l is gassed''
"kanker goed''
fucking knaris
>>50013082
weon fome weon culiao
>>50025465
PELE DEBUTO CON UN PIBE, MEXIBRO BOLUDO
>>50026390
Ohh, ya ché. Me sentí estúpido un momento.
sorrey for bad england
I out, drinkgen with frends wen sudenly every hoouse in the csity
"WOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA BRAZIL HOLOKAUST"
"OY VEY HAHA JEBEM TI BRAZIL"
Buying coffee and snacks at 7-1
Checking out
'That would be 5.01'
'Thanks'
>>50016063
>not "done got kilt,"
Yankee boy confirmed.
i was at work unloading a truck
"lo mataron"
"a kien mataron?"
"a brazil"
"Valiendo Verga"
"JAJAJAJAAAAAAA"
>>50027047
Sorry, at 7-11
>>50025576
Top fucking pot lel.
>>50027300
>implying
>>50027090
>not holding to the format
>>49992608
forgive me i am russ ia
so i was sat at my mule when klose rings
'brazil is kill'
'waka waka eh eh'
for poor earthling, we sorry
when brasil kill where you
when X??????????y????????g?????????????????????l?????????????????r?????????b?????????????? call me i ride saucer
brasil is kill
ayy lmao
>>50028417
T???????????????????????O????????????????????????P?????????????? ??????????????????????????K??????????????????????E?????????????K????????????????????????
>>50027380
wew
>>49992608
I was making coffee when tv guy said
brazil is kill
ayy
>>50028691
lmao
apolokys for poor enklis
i was trinkin votka ant konsitering suiside wen Mikko kome ant say
¨brasillia is det¨
¨brasil has a hokkey team?¨
>>50028170
>WAKA WAKA EH EH
>IT'S TIME FOR AFRICA
thank you based shakira
>>50025291
>wanting Argiebargies to reclaim Falklands with their win
'no'
i was crossing to america when mara say
'brasil muerto ese'
si
>>50002124
if you think it's a reference (even if it is), you're an idiot because "omelette du fromage" is more well-known as a silly beginning french phrase, like "the cat is on the table," or the spanish "donde esta la biblioteca" (where is the library).
Just because it was used in a show you've seen doesn't mean that show fucking made it up, you sperg.
>>50002890
>Chimpinho
tipkik
