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>Chelsea have agreed an £8m deal for Corinthians' 26-year-old Brazil striker Alexandre Pato. (Daily Express)
>Pato is willing to take a pay cut to join Chelsea, and has agreed a three-year deal in principle. (Daily Mail)
>The arrival of Pato could see striker Radamel Falcao, 29, end his loan spell at Chelsea and return to parent club Monaco. (Guardian)
>Aston Villa are in talks with former Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic, 34, about a return to the Premier League. (Sun)
>Manchester United are considering making a bid for Paris St-Germain's Uruguay striker Edinson Cavani, 28. (ESPN)
>Arsenal are willing to spend £37m on Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, 23, who could leave Borussia Monchengladbach in the summer. (Daily Star)
>Chelsea midfielder Pedro, 28, wants to leave the club only five months after joining from Barcelona in a £21m transfer. (Daily Star)
>Saido Berahino is being kept waiting over whether he will be allowed to leave West Brom this month. The 22-year-old striker would like to join Tottenham, but the Baggies are keen to sell him to Newcastle for £15m. (Daily Mirror)
>Chelsea failed to include a sell-on clause when former Blues striker Romelu Lukaku moved to Everton in 2014. The 22-year-old, whom the Toffees value at £60m, has been linked with Manchester United, Juventus and Real Madrid. (Times)
>Fellow West Brom striker Salomon Rondon, 26, says he is feeling the pressure of having cost £12m. (Birmingham Mail)
>Tottenham are ready to pay Sandro Ramirez's £9m release clause to sign the 20-year-old Spanish striker from Barcelona this month. (Daily Express)
>Standard Liege are set to offer Spanish keeper Victor Valdes, 34, a way out of Old Trafford with a loan move until the end of the season. (Daily Mail)
>Sunderland manager Sam Allardyce is offering Italian forward Fabio Borini, 24, back to Swansea City in a bid to sign Ghana international Andre Ayew, 26. (Sun)
>West Ham will not consider letting 23-year-old midfielder Pedro Obiang leave in the January transfer window. (London Evening Standard)
>Daniel Sturridge's poor injury record at Liverpool means the 26-year-old England striker's cost to the club is now a staggering £542,000 per goal. (Independent)
>West Ham are confident of completing a loan deal for 28-year-old Nigeria striker Emmanuel Emenike from Fenerbahce. (Daily Telegraph)
>Newcastle are determined not to sell France midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 26, and Spanish forward Ayoze Perez, 22, during this January's transfer window, but will listen to offers for forward Yoan Gouffran, 29, and midfield Sylvain Marveaux, 29. (Newcastle Chronicle)
>>65076335
>Chelsea midfielder Pedro, 28, wants to leave the club only five months after joining from Barcelona in a £21m transfer. (Daily Star)
please be true, this is hilarious
> Pato in, Falcao and Remy out
> Willing to take a pay cut to join chelsea
I hope they get relegated and sold
>Pedro
>Pato
Chelski appear to be losing the plot.
>>65076375
Stoke tier signings desu
Chelsea should just get it over with and hire Mark Hughes
>>65076335
>Pato
why
>Liverpool have made an audacious £24.6m offer to sign Shakhtar Donetsk forward Alex Teixeira, who has been linked with a move to Premier League rivals Chelsea.
from the independent so legit
>>65076487
Just what Liverpool needs. Another attacking midfielder.
>>65076335
>Arsenal are willing to spend £37m on Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, 23, who could leave Borussia Monchengladbach in the summer.
Seems a bit excessive. I doubt they need Coquelin, Elneny and Xhaka.
>>65076937
and a fancy-pants brazilian to boot.
>Newcastle will listen to offers for Yoan Gouffran, 29, and Sylvain Marveaux, 29
Listen away, you won't hear any offers.
>>65076959
Arteta, Flimflam, Rosiky and Wilshere are ded
>>65076369
can't wait for him to end up at Newcastle or Lazio or some shit
>>65076395
I'd love for Stoke to poach him t b h, completes the Stokelona puzzle
>>65077103
They'd still have 3 DMs, two of which won't be willing to sit on the bench.
>>65076335
come home joe
>>65076335
>Edinson Cavani
>Standard Liege are set to offer Spanish keeper Victor Valdes, 34, a way out of Old Trafford with a loan move until the end of the season. (Daily Mail)
Top kek
>>65076335
>swapping the mild applause of PSG for the mild applause of Man U
I wonder if Cavani misses playing for actual fans.
>>Daniel Sturridge's poor injury record at Liverpool means the 26-year-old England striker's cost to the club is now a staggering £542,000 per goal.
Haha.
>>65077578
Mofos just going from paycheck to paycheck now.
>>65076335
>Chelsea have agreed an £8m deal for Corinthians' 26-year-old Brazil striker Alexandre Pato
Oh dear.
>>65077604
>implying playing in front of half empty stadiums in Italy was any better
Is Pato white?
>valdes to Standard
holy fuck wat
>Pato
>26
For some reason, I thought he was older.
>>65077129
What is your definition of a 'DM'
Because from what I've seen of elneny on YouTube and what wonga has says he seems like a fairly standard all round midfielder.
Someone please hijack the Pato deal, please
>>65077634
I like their transfer policy. They often attract some quality players who are past their prime, but can still make a solid impact on the Belgian Beer League.
Sergio Conçeicao is maybe the best example.
Is Townsend worth 14m? Never knew he was so young desu. When did he last get a game?
>schevecko
>torres
>falcao
>pato
>>65077679
You can add Costa desu.
>>65077679
Pedro too
>>65077665
No, What Chelsea need is even more Brazilians in the squad.
Alex Teixeira has already injured his hamstring. Not even joking.
>>65077703
Apparently it happened right after Liverpool made the bid.
>>65077668
Based conceicao
standard fan here, pretty fucking happy with valdes
>>65077700
Costa is spanish
>>65076357
>>Daniel Sturridge's poor injury record at Liverpool means the 26-year-old England striker's cost to the club is now a staggering £542,000 per goal. (Independent)
how much do messi and ronaldo cost per goal?
>>65077800
They make what 500k/w?
They score a hat trick every game so about 166k
>>65077800
>implying studge wouldnt have scored a hat trick every appearance in the sunny ibiza league
Chelsea legend Papy Djilobodji has joined Werder Bremen on loan for the rest of the season.
And for those asking: he played a minute against Walsall in the capital one cup.
>>65076369
Daily reminder that Chelsea fans were shitting on Man Utd for not signing Pedro and getting Martial instead.
>mfw
Iceland confirmed for voting infantino
>>65077880
So there was something shady behind Chelsea buying him, right?
>>65077914
Don't think so. Chelsea routinely buy youth players that never play because
>Mourinho
>Playing young players
>>65077901
But Memetial was still a waste of money. Just less so. In b4 "muh potential"
>>65077931
>youth
He is at least 27.
>>65077933
>But Memetial was still a waste of money. Just less so. In b4 "muh potential"
Pretty much.
80m yuros is what you pay for an established world-class talent, not a youth player who's good and may become world-class one day.
>inb4 manure delusions
glad valdes is going somewhere, LVG really treated him like shit
>>65077956
>>65077933
ABU is a mental illness
>>65077933
>>65077956
he's been united's best outfield player this year by far
>>65077933
>just less so
>Starting regularly upfront at 19
>I want to believe that he's shit!
Miles better than Meme Sterling
>8 goals this season in all competitions
>Same amount of goals in Meme Sterling while being surrounded by much better players
Eat shit ABU.
So manure sold chicharito and now want to sign an inferior version (Cavani)
>>65077933
>waste of money
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/anthony-martial-manchester-united-striker-becomes-joint-fastest-player-in-the-premier-league-a6824756.html
ABU is a mental illness
>>65077956
Well tbf he was always going to cost a lot (Monaco, attacker, FIFA meme, going to "the" "biggest" "club" "in" "the" "world", etc).
What's insane is that they agreed to all these stupid add-ons. He gets a bonus if he wins the Ballon D'or, as if that could ever happen. It just makes everyone look bad. It's even more arrogant than when Hazard suggested he could win it.
tfw the cat won't come inside and there's a python somewhere out there
>>65077979
>4 goals in his last 22 appearances
£50 million well spent there.
>>65077980
>Mfw even under a cuck curse Cavani is still a better player than that meme Chicanito.
>Lukaku to United
The state of the british media
That said if it's true
>Buying Lukaku when you have Martial and Rooney would start anyway because of muh philosophy
>>65078016
show the little slut your python, make her hiss
>>65078017
you're not allowed to make fun of united lad
>37m for Mata
>>65078017
Sure is.
>Scores against Liverpool on debut.
>100% record against Liverpool
Money well spent.
>>65077979
Martial is faster, stronger, more skillful, better dribbler, better finisher and younger than Stershit
>>65077980
Chicharito had to literally move to a shittier league to start scoring again.
>>65078042
well actually playing helps as well
>>65077615
>ywn be as handsome as joe allen
jdimsa
>>65078023
>>65078042
inferior and expensive version*
>>65077907
As are the DFB, and the Swiss federation (obviously). Pretty sure he's got UEFA's full backing, this is just the individual associations confirming that they're going along with it.
>>65077914
It's inexplicable, so yeah there's probably something dodgy.
Can't even remember the last time Martial scored tbqh
>>65076335
Will Chelsea ever sign a good striker
>>65077980
>He's scoring in the bundesliga!
>Bayern Munich won the league before christmas
>His team is 5th and 19 points behind the league leaders
Well you could have moved to the Championship and also got more game time.
>2011+5
>Pato
>>65078029
Rooney swap for Lukaku when
>>65077675
probaby the last time england played
>>65078040
>Faster
True
>stronger
Sterling is a literal pipsqueak manlet, my gran could beat him up.
>better dribbler
Nope, Martial doesn't do much with the ball, he misses too many chances to play someone in. At least Sterling goes forward every time.
>better finisher
Both are shite at finishing, that's meaningless.
>younger
By one year.
Neither is ever going to be great. They're both good, but limited.
>>65078077
never I hope
>Chelsea striker Loic Remy could be set for a move to Spartak Moscow, according to reports in Russia.
When will blacks learn to stay out of Russia?
>>65078063
the Bahraini guy has African and Asian support so R.I.P.
>mascherano gets a year in prison
>messi gets fuck all
how much do you lads think cancerlona bribed the lads to keep messi out
>>65078087
>Martial doesn't do much with the ball
lel have you even fucking watched him at all? He's a fantastic dribbler with ridiculously quick feet, sterling just runs into people and loses the ball pretty much every time he tries to dribble, Martial beats players for fun.
how many balloon doors wil januzaj win lads? i reckon at least 3, remember that brace against sunderland
>>65078097
>blacks saying no to money in any circumstance
kek
>>65078087
>Doesn't do much with the ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4i11ZHDs4
Here's what he does against a world class defence.
>>65078129
Januzaj was quality, if Moyes had stayed he would be messi tier by now
>>65078129
id say atleast 5
he scored with the u21 the other day
>>65078142
>Rüdiger
>Ginter
>World class defence
>>65078142
>Germany
>world class defence
Why can't he do that at united? Because he doesn't have giroud doing all the work for him
>>65078102
>the same group of people who kept blatter in the job for so long will get to decide his successor
what's the point?
>>65078160
Pretty much, if you get picked by the World Cup holders.
>>65078129
He's never gonna win a balloon but he's not bad by any means. I can't name 3 better young wingers tbqh
>>65078144
janushit is overrated
>>65078164
>>65078160
They are literally the world champions
Why won't Man Utd sign somebody already? Why are we so shit at signings?
>>65078168
there isn't any as long as every nation gets treated as equals
>>65078164
Or maybe because Rooney has been shit for 3-4 months now and he literally has nobody else to pass to.
Lads is Alex Teixeira any good?
>>65078170
>0 world cup appearances between them
>>65078070
Lukaku
>>65078115
Even SWP has fast feet and can beat a man you absolute mong. You're getting sucked in by his cheap tricks and showmanship.
Watch how many times he chooses to stay on the ball and carry it wide when a striker is making a clear run into the box. Watch how many times he could play a quick pass forward but instead chooses to dribble himself, killing a run. He can dribble, but it's what he does with the ball that matters.
>>65078129
We all said he was the next Macheda and the Manure cunts refused to admit it. And now they're wildly overestimating the ability of Martial and Depay.
WHY
WON'T
YOU
LEARN
?????
WE
ARE
NEVER
WRONG
>>65078173
Not with Ginter and Rüdiger in defence they weren't.
>>65078174
>we
Who would you like to see them sign?
I personally think they should put the band back together and sign Tevez and Ronaldo
>>65078174
They're signing Ronaldo, Bale, Neymar, Lewandowski, Varane, Ramos, Messi, Morata and Lukaku la
Javi Martinez confirmed at Liverpool too
>>65077991
>speed means you're a world class player
kek, I guess Jurgen Damm would be a good buy for Man Utd by that logic
>>65078190
How many world cups have you won?
How many goals have you scored against brazil?
>>65078187
>>WHY
>WON'T
>YOU
>LEARN
>?????
>WE
>ARE
>NEVER
>WRONG
Someone didn't see him score two against Sunderland.
ojo lads
>>65078210
Remember when they wanted to sign Usain Bolt?
>>65078210
>Speed means you're a world class player
No, but dribbling + speed + finishing does.
And he's got 2.5/3 now.
>>65078210
>implying pace isnt the most important attribute for a footballer
If messi was slow he'd be wank
>Nemanja Vidić to Aston Villa
Imbula to Stoke potentially
Good-tier signing desu
>>65078187
Scored against Villa this season, truly the future
Man utd to irrelevance when
how has pato been playing for corinthians? has he shown any signs of fulfilling his promise or at least staying injury-free?
>>65078212
The fuck does that have to do with anything? The defence they played at the world cup was Höwedes-Hummels-Boateng-Lahm. There's a massive difference between that, and playing a back 3/5 which they hadn't tried before, consisting of Hector, Hummels, Boateng, Rüdiger and Ginter.
>>65078222
Probably not a bad idea for a League 1-ish club desu. Have him stand in the center circle, keep everyone else behind the ball, then when you get a turnover just play a long ball to him and he'll be 1 on 1 every time. Do it enough times and he'd have to score eventually.
>>65078187
He has 3 assists you shithead. He's hardly a bad passer of the ball. He just doesn't have anyone to pass to literally in this 6 man Midfield with 2 holding players United team
>>65078035
He did FUCK ALL at the weekend. Completely marked out of the game.
>>65078230
>mfw he sings for CZ
>>65078259
It's a great idea until he gets flipped upside down by some lunatic thug CB
>>65078266
>3 assists
So does Glen Johnson, is he quality too?
>>65078281
>Glen Johnson is a bad player
Sure thing bro whatever you say memefrog.
>>65078273
Bolt is massjcd, he could hold his own
Reminder that ABUs always win.
>>65078014
I think he just has to be nominated for it, not win it.
auotjmtls?
>there are people on this board right now that don't rate Marouane Fellaini
Is it pleb to put gel/wax in your hear?
>>65076357
>Tottenham are ready to pay Sandro Ramirez's £9m release clause to sign the 20-year-old Spanish striker from Barcelona this month
toplel, Sandro is an absolute flop
>>65078327
>gel
yes
>wax
no
>>65078314
Sipykmyod
>>65078335
No one knows male grooming like Sweden. Thx m8.
>Mascherano sentenced to prison for a year
>>65077956
Get with the times grandpa, all clubs make more money now so the wages and fees are inflated accordingly.
People's obession with how much a player costs needs to end.
reminder if youre pronouncing "meme" as meem instead of may-may then youre a literal redditor and should be beaten up to death
>>65078396
>instead of may-may then youre a literal redditor
That's how plebs from reddit pronounce it though, because most of them are too stupid to pronounce it the right way.
>>65078396
>pronouncing the silent m
>>65078222
They didn't, he wanted to join though.
>>65078417
>ayymay
>>65078412
>>65078417
found the redditor
>>65078371
>rather than going to jail he just has to pay a fine
Nice justice system Spain
>>65078425
If you pronounce it as either mee-mee or maymay you're a confirmed pleb and redditor and/ or 9gagger.
That's a confirmed fact, m8.
>memetial
>good
>>65078432
>The Argentina international admitted defrauding the treasury of €1.5m euros
>the former Liverpool and West Ham man was also hit with a €815,000 fine
Fucking hell Spain get it together, you're still losing money here.
>>65078396
I pronounce it mem
when is Bamford going back on loan?
>yet another fifa president from Wallis
>>65078478
And based Infantino speaks 6 languages.
has anyone actually seen this manlet play? is he good?
>>65078396
meem is correct unfortunately. i initially assumed it was intended to be pronunced as "mehmay" in the style of the romance languages
>>65078497
was a beast in fm15 lol
casual reminder Marko Marin STILL is contracted to Chelsea
>>65078497
Looks like a monkey
>>65078504
he invented it based off of 'gene'
>>65078497
scores a lot against vodkafarmers and wounded rebels
>>65078327
I use both depending on what i'm going for. Literally depends on your type of hair and what you want from it, it's not plebby unless you have really long hair and just slick it back all the time
>>65078449
Protip: Debt to the treasury doesn't go away after paying the fine.
>>65078327
enjoy balding faster
>>65078506
German Messi desu senpai
>>65078327
gel is chav tier
a lot of people use wax. If you use it properly it doesn't look like you're using anything
>>65078437
How many wondergoals has Origi scored against liverpool m8?
lads im thinking about launching a bid for eva
>>65078129
Sorry lad, Martial will win 5 ballon d'ors and Januzaj will come 2nd in all of them.
>you will never have a talent
>>65076357
>>Daniel Sturridge's poor injury record at Liverpool means the 26-year-old England striker's cost to the club is now a staggering £542,000 per goal. (Independent)
What's the deal with Sturridge? Even Jack fucking Wilshere has played more (ok, maybe not)
>>65078647
Well Texas, if you recall he was very good with injuries until he did the Subway advert. After that, the poor diet of crappy sandwiches turned his legs into what we in the medical community call 'jelly wellys' and at his age it is almost irreversible.
>>65078016
#australiaProblems
>>65078115
Glad to see sterling hasn't changed then, he used to attempt it a ridiculous amount of times playing for us.
>>65078647
He's a good striker with a fragile body, basically.
He's also fucked in the head. Look at the guy, he's dead inside.
>>65078310
except for all the times united won the league and the CL and various other trophies
>>65078682
ABLs though, been winning since 2006
>>65078707
ABUs winning since 2013, which considering that United weren't shit since the 80s like Liverpool, is good going.
>>65078707
ABL is a mental illness
Kramaric's gone out on loan, which means a striker is coming to Leicester.
Who will it be lads?
>>65078272
cz already too op
>>65078738
Adebayor
>>65078670
i will take it over bears 7bh f4m
>>65078738
cavani
>>65078736
ABL is the most righteous path
>>65078738
Wouldn't be surprised if it was Berahino
>>65078782
>cavani & vardy up front
muh dik
>>65078738
Kane
checking in
doesn't look like much is happening
see you again tomorrow
>>65078826
travel safely
>>65076937
you gotta take a look at his wife desu
http://ejesa.statig.com.br/bancodeimagens/cw/j5/9r/cwj59re3lcq47kd8qtye4y442.jpg
http://extra.globo.com/incoming/18339745-f3c-3ed/w976h550/alex-teixeira-1.jpg
>>65078738
Adebayor is basically in Ranieri's bag lad
>>65076937
Klopp falling for the Brazilians meme
Any update on the gf to anon situation?
>>>/gif/7975137
>>65078980
deal failed through
![alex-teixeira-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v3QVlH1.jpg "alex-teixeira-1[1].jpg")
high test
>>65078981
the entire world is asian or black except mexico which is white
>>65079005
holy shit
>>65078981
why
>>65076335
So which Chelesa huehue tricked the board into getting Pato?
>>65078980
going on a loan with an option to buy to Chad City
Imagine if every nfl game in America were broadcast live over here and Americans only got to watch 2 games live.
Why do they get to do that with our premier league? It's a disgrace
>muh attendances
>>65078980
Looking about as good as the Messi to Sunderland situation
>>65079053
Easy solution, just go to the game.
>>65079093
im not paying £100 to get to north London from Wales, pay £40 for a ticket, then get home at midnight ready for work the next day
any updates on the chelsea to the EFL situation?
>>65079107
:'(
Any situation on the club to updates?
apparently jose was in shanghai
>tfw you see the number on the shirt
>>65079314
there's a lot of numbers with rounded bases
>>65079314
>his face
>the woman near him's face
>when you show her your dick for the first time
>>65079377
>her
>>65079132
Javi Martinez
>>65079338
i guess--i was hoping it was hazard's
at any rate, he's still signing a chelsea shirt, which is hilarious
>>65079435
never hope friend it will only kill you
Any updates on the happiness to my life situation?
>>65079519
>>65079573
Lads, cheer up.
>>65079573
Deal fell through.
>>65079053
Fuck off skybabby
>>65079572
Thanks, m8.
>>65078160
>any defence with my boy Rüdiger
>not instantly world class
>>65079573
you lost your leaf, but you get ill dubs with dat script desu
>>65077925
>leaves chelsea
Whaaat?!! who is that guy?
>>65079573
well considering I've been waiting for mine to arrive for years it doesn't look good for you lad
>>65079581
for what pvrpose
>>65079668
a panic buy
>>65079573
Talks stalled due to your life entering administration
Any dates with girls for the weekend lads?
>>65079995
Loads as per
>>65079995
yes
don't wanna fuck up because she's at least 2 points better looking than me and really nice
>>65080021
A 2/10, nice
Seriously though best of luck
>>65077980
Cavani to United is a bs story that gets resuscitated every transfer window.
>>65080021
>points
>>65080021
Is it your first date ? Good luck bruh
>>65080021
do it for yourself bro, hopefully you won't have to come back here. Good luck
>>65080071
nah
she says she likes me but is seriously out of my league so I'm convinced it's a ruse
>>65080034
>>65080119
ty friend
>>65080133
>seriously out of my league so I'm convinced it's a ruse
doubting yourself is the first step to failure
- adolf hitler
>tfw wanted to go to Spurs-Swansea but it's already sold out
>>65080021
>she's at least 2 points better looking than me
Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so you are insulting yourself. - adolph hitler
>>65080161
>>65080307
Got any dating advice from Stalin? Hitler was a bit of a loser desu.
>>65080021
>don't wanna fuck up
Do or do not, there is no try - Adolf Hitler
TOP KEK
Any news on the Alex Texeira to Liverpool situation lads?
>>65080379
Definitely true of Liverpool, they've been shit for 7 years now. That's a long time.
Their Suarez godmode season will be seen by young kids the same way as Leiesters meme run this season
>>65080351
I believe in one thing only, the power of human will. - stalin
>>65080392
Just waiting for Javi to finish his medical then he's going in.
>>65080351
show her why they call you the man of steel - stalin
>>65080392
>Jurgen Klopp considers hijacking Pato move
Yes, please.
>>65080351
if something doesnt go to plan
In time of difficulties, we must not lose sight of our achievements. - mao zedong
Anyone watching the Valencia game?
>>65080637
No one here actually watches games
>>65080637
lolno
>>65080637
>watching divegrass
>>65080637
>watching JF clubs when you live in a country with a real footy league system without franchises
kysmm
>>65080666
Sorry, I meant is anyone going to put the game on in another tab so they can greentext when they hear something happen in the commentary?
>>65080687
Hey fuck you buddy, I drove to Reading on Tuesday night to watch >us lose 5-2 in an FA Cup replay. If I want to watch some Spaniards poncing about I fucking well will.
>>65079995
sunday maybe
FIGHTING SPIRIT
Hamburg v Munich on in ten mates
>>65080954
Sure about that?
>>65080909
C H A R A C T E R
H
A
R
A
C
T
E
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>>65080637
Valencia looking pretty sexy desu
