THE PERFECT STORM!!
>The collapse of the Dallas Cowboys
>The newest video of Johnny Football coming out
>The firing of Chip Kelly
Jerry Jone's dick grew 3 sizes that day, and it will be glorious. Book it! Johnny Football, Chip Kelly, Jerruh "I get sucked off by prostitutes and film it" Jones. IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!!
>>64553661
Don't do it Jerry, just walk away. Save what is left of your legacy and just walk away. End the suffering of your people and don't fall for this trap, just walk away. JUST WALK AWAY.
>>64553661
>tfw the Browns know that Johnny did not break his trust
Old video mate
>>64554385
The problem isn't a pro-athlete drinking and partying, the problem is Johnny F. promising his coach and team after rehab he wouldn't give the media anymore obvious b8, which he broke again. The big picture here is that Johnny is a rich spoiled Texan and doesn't care about all this or the paycheck, he wants the drama and glory, not money. Jerry already has 3 owls and doesn't care about winning anymore, he wants whatever gets the cowboys the most press and money while he's alive to give to his children and then they can fix whatever. Point is as long as Jerry is alive this is not out of the realm of possibility.
Aww lawrd noo.
>>64553661
Cowboys go at least 10-6 next year.
>>64563929
No, just no.
Lads, wanna hear a joke?
>>64570781
surrreeee
>>64571059
Knock knock