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> MFW I use steroids and never get caught
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> MFW I use steroids and never get caught
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Prove it faggot.
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Kinda
>Federal documents say Holyfield received packages containing human growth hormones in 2004. The packages were addressed to an “Evan Fields,” but Holyfield’s PED usage could have possibly started in 1988 during his jump up to heavyweight. According to Dr. Margaret Goodman, Holyfield was questioned by the Nevada State Athletic Commission about HGH usage following his 1994 loss to Michael Moorer. After the fight Holyfield encountered heart problems that could have been caused by growth hormone usage.

Roy Jones got caught which was good. Surprises me people thought he was natty considering he jumped up to HW easily. Bitchko admitted to using them too. Nothing wrong with roids.
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Spoilers: They're all using
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All pro athletes roid pham
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HGH isn't steroids you monkey.
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>>64375315
How were the """"nattys"""" able to beat people that were later busted for roiding?

Answer: Just hard work and dedication :^)
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>tfw 5'4 and my doctor never gave me HGH

I could have been 5'8 bros. If only.
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>>64375246
>Evan Fields

that is actually a very nigger attempt at renaming he did it
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>>64375860
I'm 5'11 and it is kinda boring
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>mfw #exonerated
>mfw never admitted to anything even after admitting I did "something" wrong
>mfw made $180 million and still roiding
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>>64375860
>tfw 5'6"
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>>64375953
I'm genuinely jealous of you so just imagine how shit it is for me. I assume it'd be shit for you too, but just not as much.

I'm a 22yo virgin as a result. Despite having a respectable profession and making good money, I'm still not wanted due to my height.

>tfw highlight of my days are talking sports and shitposting on /sp/
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>>64377318
The guy who got the most pussy at my high school was about 5'3" - 5'4". Not just numbers but quality too. It is not your height but your attitude that's holding you back.
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>>64375194

>Le Repeatedly Headbutt Opponent and Get Upset when He Bites My Ear Off Man.
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>>64377318
Think you're letting the manlet meme get to you, it really doesn't matter that much as long as the girl is at least within a couple of inches of your height
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>mfw i do as well
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>>64377318

I have a friend who is a manlet, and he pulls a lot of pussy. It is not your height that is holding you back, its your ugly face that is.
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>>64377318
listen to
>>64380693

I've never had to worry about it (>tfw 6'1" or 185cm feelsgoodman.bmp.png.dng.pdf.tif.docx.exe.bat.mp3.psd.veg.jpg) but I know many short guys who do very well. Height can be worked around
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>>64375194
nice gyno on this nigga

>>64375211
no smoking gun, but strong circumstantial evidence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evander_Holyfield#Allegations_of_steroid_and_HGH_use
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>>64380855
>no smoking gun
C'mon m8
>When the phone number that, according to the documents, was associated with the "Fields" prescription, was dialed, Holyfield answered.
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>>64380748
I know Tony Simms, he has 0 tolerance for that shit
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>>64380748
>mfw London Super HW olympics so rigged I rob the title from the legitimately superior Italian
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>>64381056
>he thinks tony simms actually trains AJ
its rob mccracken who trains him btw
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>tfw 6'0
>still walk around in my Hoka One One running shoes because they make me like 6'3
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>>64381068
manlets on suicide watch
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>>64381065
this is true tbqh
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>>64381065
Literally this lel, AJ is the biggest example of smoke and mirrors in world boxing. He'll never face Haye, Fury or Wilder. He'll face whatever nobody holds the IBF belt next year and then plumbers from Lithuania until his career is over.
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>>64380693
>>64380732
>>64380789
>>64380807
Wow. I forgot about this post and was pleased to see positive replies.

I'm not ugly, but I've been rejected/laughed at/made fun of/called too short by many girls and so my attitude towards them now has, not surprisingly, declined greatly.

It's really not just a meme that I'm giving into. No matter where you go on the internet, you find short guys getting ripped a new one. And I understand it by girls, they want tall guys, fair enough, whatever. I just don't know why guys need to make fun of us though, we aren't competition.
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>>64381588

Date a tall girl, girls who are 6ft generally dgaf about your height even if you're shorter and most guys don't want a tall girl
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