DEN:Broncos confirm Osweiler starting Week 15
NE:LeGarrette Blount (hip) done for the season
SEA:Bryce Brown in line to start for Seahawks
FA:Seahawks waive running back DuJuan Harris
CAR:Greg Olsen (knee) plans to play vs. Giants
IND:Andrew Luck 'needs to be 100 percent' to play
ARZ:Andre Ellington (toe) not practicing Tuesday
NE:LeGarrette Blount (hip) on crutches Tuesday
JAC:Jaguars add Jonas Gray with Yeldon hurting
DAL:Cowboys will not shut down Dez Bryant
HOU:Brian Hoyer 'concerned' by latest concussion
BAL:Werder: 'Some hope' Schaub starts this week
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
third for memes
>Blount and Easley to IR
>anime faggotry edition
that's it. I'm going to sleep
Are there any niggers here? I will fight EVERY ONE OF THEM!
>>64268184
desu any team that goes 19-0 should be eternal #1
>>64268255
Give me your fucking address, you son of a bitch.
If I leave for a bit will you guys fill me in on all of the shitposting and new memes that happen?
>>64268233
19-0 should just be 1000 points
>>64268268
Fuck off Riley
What would happen in a nigger free NFL? Would teams all be handicapped and shittier?
>tfw first time in a long time the Raiders are respectable. 1 more draft and we'll be contenders
>>64268270
Hey man what is going on, I'm back!
pats going baaaaaaaack to back
>>64268307
the pats would win the super bowl every year
>>64268312
>>64268310
>Raiders
>respectable
Pick one
Imagine if RG3 and Kaep get their shit together.
>Wilson
>Kaep
>RG3
>Newton
The bb4
As a Phins fan, Newton was fucking amazing during that 2012 season when he took over. Fast as hell, threw a accurate deep ball.I really thought he would be the next goat even after the Owl loss. Then boom Seahawks ruined his mental forever
i like this versiom better
>>64268341
you mean kaep not newton right
>>64268312
Welcome back, I noticed a lot more shitposting from everyone in the general and had a feeling you had returned
>>64268335
****
>>64268351
Yeah my bad, the Hawks tried to kill Cam's mental but guess he was too much of a man to let it happen. Its crazy the Hawks also kind of killed RG3
>>64268339
>implying their not. I hope you're ready for this offseason when the NFL is shoving that BBC down you're throat. You'll be begging for Carr to save you from these meme QBs
all hope is gone
>>64268396
only 14 trillion more until Goodell finally puts them in the record books!
Fuck the Colts
Who /republicandebate/ here?
>>64268495
true
>>64268462
>>64268495
>unironically giving up 50 points to the jasg
>>64268462
>>64268495
Hello lads, I cant wait to have a good clean game where the best team wins.
Good luck;)!!!!
THE COLTS ARE DA BOMB!!!
>>64268528
REPOSTING PIC SINCE i GOT WARNED FOR IT ON /POL/
>>64268528
>voting republican
So you hate the poor, minorities, and gays I assume?
>>64268528
THIS GUY
>>64268552
just fucking burn it to the ground and start over
>>64268560
congrats on what will be the texans first win in lucas oil
>BCS Championship winner related
>Heisman winner
>#1 draft pick
>Rookie of the year
>Good looks and nice smile
>Team has seen the post season for consecutive years
>Lots of endorsements and money
>Team is currently 13-0
He's the new Tom Brady people fucking hate success and he's going to have it harder than Tom because he is black. This is why people hate Cam. His football career is damn near perfect. All he needs is an MVP and an Owl/Owl MVP. Lord if he gets a perfect season he might go down as the most successful QB to do it all in college and the NFL.
Just imagine he backed up Tebow at one point in his life
>>64268528
who /CantRuiseTheCruz/ here?
THEY CALL ME DR. LOVE
>>64268594
>>64268571
Why do you hate America?
>>64268587
Literally zero QBs have started their NFL career better than Russell Wilson.
>>64268585
We wont fucking win.
We lost there during 2-14 with?? Orlorkvsky? The lions backup?
We won a playoff game they year.
We stand no chance. Enjoy the playoffs. You'll probably get the Chiefs and get to lose to the pats again after you beat them.
>>64268630
>ironically supporting Trump
when will this meme end?
>that glorious feel when payday
>>64268630
>Look I'm part of the meme xD
>>64268667
ancient ded hasselbeck < orlovsky
>>64268644
I'm talking as far as college and nfl goes. Wilson wasn't a Heisman winner nor was he Owl MVP nor was he a 1st round pick nor did he win the BCS Bowl. He just lucked into the right team at the right time. Kaep, Newton, or RG3 would have won that Owl against the Donkeys on that team.
>>64268560
Get a warrant you fat fuck!
>>64268707
Are you playing him?
I'm still assuming a loss against Wisenhut?that's the 3rd string right?
We lost to 2-14 with orlorvsky. There is no hope. You're going ot the playoffs. Just accept it. Da Colts are da bomb.
>>64268684
>>64268724
muh hypotheticals
>>64268734
i get the never won in lucas oil meme but the jags just put 50 on the colts
there is no hope
and i'm pretty sure they are putting hasselbeck on the field to be ceremonially slaughtered by the texans pass rush
>>64268761
We went 10-6 and lost there to a 2-14 team with orlorvsky.
We have beat the Colts 4 times ever. I believe all those were kubiak. Who still cant fucking beat the colts.
Our coaches cant do it, our team cant do it. We just cant win.
But RIP Hasslebeck, he wont last the half and we'll still lose.
>>64268799
>We
>We
>Our
>We
>we'll
>>64268860
We suck WEenies :(
>>64268528
>watching a presidential "debate"
Good goy!
Damn, Rubio is pretty based
>>64268907
He's not that based. He wants independent providers of cheap, fast internet to be barred from providing service and wants the big name providers to be the only ones in the game.
Reminder
>Jets make tons of improvements from last season
>Could run the table and end up 11-5
>Still won't make the playoffs
>>64268976
Do you remember how that film ended?
So, are there any QB prospects who look like they could be the next Russell Wilson?
>>64268976
So if the Seahawks make it to a third owl will /sp/ admit that Russell Wilson is pretty fucking good?
>>64268995
>Jest beating New England
>>64268976
Don't worry, a chosen one is prophesized to save us all. He failed in the empire strikes back, but the return will be greater.
>>64269048
No, because it's a team sport.
If he has good stats, I'll consider him good.
>>64268585
hey look on the bright side, no more Pagano and Grigson
>>64268184
You're doing God's work, son.
>>64269031
How's that Earthwake and Suhnami going?
>1973
>no playoff wins since 2000
>36-7
>>64269031
This is what's called the Lombardi Trophy. You've never seen your team win one and I don't want you to get upset but they exist. We'll talk about the playoffs when you're older.
>>64269062
can you read, nigger? "could". keyword.
>cold night last night
>get in car
>see this
fug looks like the patriots are at it again senpai, how do I stop them?
>>64269071
He has good stats though
>>64269104
Then he is good, but the team getting to the Owl wouldn't make me say HE is good since it's more than him.
>>64269103
wew lad patriots haters btfo I do say
>>64269071
89-118 (75.4%), 1,171 yds, 16 TDs, 0 INT.
>>64269122
>1,171
That's pretty low, not that I care about yards, but that's almost shockingly low.
>>64269100
What do the Dolphins and Richard Nixon have in common?
1974 was their last year at the white house
>>64269128
>i don't care about yards
>wow its so low, he really sucks wow
1171 yards with 16 TD's = efficiency
>>64269140
I'm just saying, with 16 TDs, I'd expect more yards.
And, top QBs tend to be throwing 3k+ every season, so it's not wild for me to expect the same.
>>64269100
And this right here is what is called honor. You've never seen your team have it, and I don't want you to get upset, but it does exist.
Dan Marino played until his body broke, nothing but scar tissue and broken bones. He never won a Super Bowl, not a single one because he never had a good enough team around him. But at least he lost with honesty, he retired with no rings because he'd rather go down with nothing to cement his legacy than go down with a lie wrapped around his finger because he cheated.
>>64269158
Those stats are from the last 4 games, not all season.
>>64269181
seems like honor has 0 rings senpai
I guess it's not worth a whole lot
>>64269181
He's a fucking loser. Even Warren Moon has a ring now thanks to being a member of the seahawks organization.
>>64269181
It's funny because Marino cheated on his wife and had a kid with that woman
>>64269192
>Even Warren Moon has a ring now thanks to being a member of the seahawks organization.
That's not... how...
>>64269181
Have the Dolphins paid their 100K fine for tampering with Don Shula yet?
>>64269181
>getting BTFO'd 62-7 in your final NFL game
>by the fucking jags
FULL C-U-C-K
>>64269194
BURN
>>64269071
>If he has good stats, I'll consider him good.
Second highest career passer rating in the history of the NFL isn't good?
Will Peyton play again this season?
>>64269225
Did I say that?
>>64269222
>having a losing record in the playoffs
>honor
pick one
>>64269194
That is right, like a true Alpha.
>>64269231
The Broncucks will wheel him out for the playoffs where he'll play his final game.
>>64269181
Honor? GTFO
Pat Tillman had honor.
>>64269231
Osweiler isn't inspiring confidence, so I can see them turning back to Fivehead
especially if Oz bombs against the Steelers
>>64269240
>having kids
>alpha
pick one
>>64269275
The true test of an Alpha. Why do you think Rivers has like 30 kids?
>>64269204
not >>64269192, but the Seahawks did give him and Steve Raible SB rings after SB XLVIII.
From what it sounds like though, it could be standard practice
>>64269328
Ringless Rivers is a fucking loser too. Once LT wasn't around to carry his ass those annual playoffs appearances dried up.
>>64269329
Teams are free to give rings to pretty much whoever they like, but my understanding is that Paul Allen went pretty crazy handing them out.
>>64269328
Funny that him and Marino will have another thing in common.
>>64269328
>tfw Brady has more Super Bowl MVP's than the Dolphins have Super Bowls
Enjoy the playoffs
>5-8
>>64269369
Being in the HoF?
>>64269328
>tfw your QB has 4 kids
>and he's a manlet
LOL BETA
>>64269381
>tfw the dolphins are eternally 8-8
>>64269389
>Dolphins
>winning 8 games this year
'No.'
>>64269389
>tfw patriot rookies weren't even in preschool yet the last time the dolphins won a playoff game
>>64269275
>unironically thinks a woman gabbing sex with you and taking your seed makes you anything but alpha
How's those Ramen noodles your grandmother made you to eat while you're posting on weeb blogs?
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/page/instantawesome-nflstarwars-150416/check-awesome-helmets-mix-star-wars-characters-nfl-teams
Rank these /sp/
Patsfag here, surprised they didn't make us the Siths
>>64269419
>espn posting those now
Those were legitimately made by some guy on reddit like 2-3 years ago
>>64269416
Having sex *
>mfw the Dolphins took Ryan Tannehill and not Russell Wilson
>>64269429
This.
>>64269412
can you be anymore douchie? this is the faggot bandwagoner fanbase in a nutshell
>Dolphins fans getting uppity again
Luckily they have another biannual beat down scheduled in a few weeks
>>64269453
>lolphins fan bashes patriots
>patsfag bashes dolphins
>LOL PROOF PATSIES R BANWAGGIN
>>64269453
did he hurt your feelings
>tfw bengals rb
is jeremy hill one of us senpai
>>64269453
>being somehow surprised that the Pats have one of the worst fanbases in all of sports
>>64269416
>>64269431
>going broke from child support/alimony
>alpha
pick one
>>64269501
I think that would be pretty cool if he lurked here from time to time. I wonder how many players, if any at all, lurk espee?
>>64269507
>bashes pats
>patsfags respond
>LOL WORST FANZ EVAR
>>64269501
he probably saw all the posts from Bingles fans saying that Gio is better than him
is Vontaze burfict the biggest piece of shit in the league
>>64269508
>implying you can't stay with her and take responsibility for your kids like a real man would
Not every one is a baby daddy
>>64269507
>Start shit
>Get rekt
>WAAAAAH MEAN SHITTY FANBASE!!!
>>64269534
He's this year's Suh or Haynesworth, yeah
>>64269521
I remember someone from the Seahawks (player or staff) posted here once.
>>64269535
>having kids and being pussywhipped by a cunty wife that's gonna divorce you eventually
>alpha
Reminder last time the queefs won a playoff game was 94'
Last time the bungholes won a play9ff game was 92'
>>64269521
I'd be fucking psyched if Tannehill came here so he knew how badly he has fucking killed me this season.
>dolphinsfags bitching about patsiesfags
go jerk off to your undefeated season that happened 30 years before you were born
>>64269558
Being with a girl and having a kid with her is automatic for being pussywhipped until a divorce eventually happens? You're either a virgin or have had shit luck with women to be that black and white about it.
>>64269562
1990 was the Bunguls
Queefs 1993
agree with your point tho
>>64269584
You think being ALPHA is being loyal to some gold digger....
>>64269564
I think it would be hilarious if he came on here and anonymously stuck up for himself
>>64269540
man you are really making a great arguement.
>>64269545
but suh is this years suh.
>>64269574
says the fanbase that is constantly shitposting
>>64269613
>fans in miami.jpg
>>64269436
>Browner gets a ring with the Seahawks
>Goes to the Patriots next year and gets another ring
>Is now on the Saints getting every single penalty he can think of since he's got nothing to lose
Pretty good career in my opinion
>>64269601
Can she be a gold digger if you're poor as fuck? If not, then I'm good to go
>>64269419
dat clickb8 tho
>>64269601
Again you're being presumptuous in assuming any given woman someone is with its a gold digger. Not accurate. Taking care of your responsibilities if you have kids instead of being trash and ignoring them is alpha. I'm not comparing those who fuck bitches without getting then pregnant and still handle their shit to those like myself. Not comparable
>>64269436
I am pretty sure if the dolphins made that pick russell wilson would be a bust and tannehill would have gone to at least one super bowl.
I am not saying russell is shit but any draft pick the dolphins make is a bust
>>64269534
Is James Harrison retired yet? Then no.
>>64269613
I think Burfict is making more waves than Suh this year, but that's probably because he isn't headlining Sundays Luke he did last year
>>64269103
The sensor is probably calibrated to somewhere in between 30 and 31 psi. That would cause the interface to show one side to be good and the other low.
>mfw Eli powers the Giants to another SB victory by unleashing his autistic dragon vortex
>>64269660
Pretty sure no one was saying don't take care of your kids, it's having kids period
Doing a bunch of fucking and not having kids is alpha
>>64269700
Okay, I concede to your point. Ah, to be young again
>>64269674
What has Burfict done this year that was dirty?
Are the Seahawks shitposters back?
>>64269735
Not dirty per se, more eyebrow raising for a lot of people. Mainly bitch ass steelers fans. They're used to doing the hard hitting. He just plays without conscience. That's not really a bad thing in my eyes
>>64269700
Not having kids is amazing
Just don't have them ever
Why don't the clots just can it this year and bench everyone
It's clear as fuck they aren't capable of competing anymore
>>64269736
Bruh, we been here the whole time. I've been shitting up packers threads all year. Not that Russell has become elite, we've got band wagon shitposters coming out of the woodwork.
>>64269769
I love my son more than anything in this world, but I do miss the carefree days
>>64269700
I am sorry but when I am 30+ I want to have kids and see them grow up. I am sorry but come on I would feel like a loser if I didnt have a kid at some point
>>64269436
Literally would have been the same results in either case
>>64269774
because the division is still shit enough for them to win and Pagano is playing for his job
>>64269775
>I've been shitting up packers threads all year
You're doing God's work Hawksbro.
>>64269801
I waited until I was 31 to have one. It felt like the next evolutionary step for my life. I had my twenties to travel, go to school and just drink until my liver hated me
>>64269805
Pagani is done. If Irsay doesn't get rid of him the next recurrence will.
They have no business making the postseason. Any team that gives up 51 to the jags ought to be suspended from contention pending a reinstatement trial
>>64269830
honestly I think that is a good time.
But for me I think I will be lucky to have one at 35+. I am like 5 years behind everyone else. I dont even have a good job to live off of
How do you guys expect McCarron to do Sunday?
>listening to liberals live tweet the GOP debates
I just want my sporting news
>>64269887
The Steelers Secondary needs to learn how to tackle.
>>64269830
>>64269867
I feel so old being almost 26 and trying to figure everything out(long term job, apartment, health insurance) but then I listen to people just a little older than me and I don't stress so much. There's a lot of life left. Thanks brah
>People talking about getting married and having kids
Fuck, I love being young and fresh out of college. I've got no one else to spend money on and no commitments besides work
Back to sports. What is the most important thing that your team should do in the offseason?
How embarrassing would it be if AJ McCarron leads the Bengals to a playoff win, and then next season when Dalton is put back in they go 1 and done?
>>64269801
If you don't have kids, you're not a loser....you just didn't get infected by a succubus
>>64269384
>manlet
>6'0"
Aw that's cute, he thinks Brees is short like him.
>>64269684
the theory that assumes the most is generally less likely to be true
>>64269935
pretty embarrassing desu
>>64269926
>What is the most important thing that your team should do in the offseason?
Get an entirely new OL, HC, OC, DC, front-7.
>>64269926
>27 working min wage and trying to get a good internship
>have to get a second degree to do it
fuck life
>>64269935
>tfw if the Bengals lose it's funny because they are forever cucked in the playoffs
>tfw if the Bengals win it's still funny because they won the only time Dalton wasn't playing
I can't wait for playoffs game
> they lost to the raidniggers
also when the fuck did /sp/ get so fucking old?
>talking about the dolphins
I rather talk about my shitty life
>>64269935
>>64269967
Dalton may be back for the playoffs though
>>64269926
As I get older the less I want kids.
>>64269962
I've had 3 service industry jobs since college and I'm pretty much done with it now. Too overwhelming
>>64269920
I have life insurance, a job in management at a plasma company, and a kid but it took time to get here and it's still not easy. My twenties were spent trying to not go bankrupt and still have fun
>>64269926
fix the disconnect with our OC and what works best for Bridgewater and AD. And start the process of finding Purple Jesus' successor.
>mfw this is the being of the end for him
>>64269838
valid points, but it's not like calling it a season and tanking out the stretch will help
considering the general mediocrity in the league going 6-10 won't ensure a high draft pick
>tfw wanna get married but never want kids
Chiefs:
> how you want your 4th quarter, chokeland?
Carr:
JUST INTERCEPT MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>the lions only has 3 divisional titles
how does this team have fans
why do people who live in detroit do this to themselves after all they go through?
>>64269838
>Any team that gives up 51 to the jags ought to be suspended from contention pending a reinstatement trial
You make it sound as if the Jaguars haven't been shitting out points since their bye week. Their defense is the sole reason they aren't leading the division by at least 3 games.
>>64270051
Inb4 accidental Raiders win
>>64269926
Jets:
Resign Fitzpatrick to maintain some consistency on the offense. Keep O-line strong so the running game can remain effective. Get at least one more decent receiver so fitz has more options to throw to. Keep developing Bryce Petty, or if it is clear that he is not the qb we want, draft or sign someone who will be a long term solution.
On defense:
Get some speed on the outside for pass rush situations, develop some of the younger secondary players, it's pretty clear that Revis is declining. Resign Mo Wilkerson because he has stayed out of trouble and deserves a nice contract.
Main thing, start drafting and building towards future. The team is old and new players should start to learn while there are excellent veterans on the roster.
>>6426999
>>6427000
>>64270056
It might be impossible for a Patsfag to conceive, but there is something called "Loyalty", or staying with a team even though they don't go to the playoffs every year.
>>64270066
Bortles is so god damn elite that this post is guaranteed to end in 9, which is the same amount of Super Bowls he will win by the end of his career
So based
>>64270106
lol the funny thing is that pats were pretty close to that mediocrity before kraft came
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64268744
a defensive player won owl mvp ffs. dont be delusional
>>64270056
The Red Wings are going to make the playoffs for the 9000th year in a row, Tigers are okay and have a good history and so do the Pistons. Michigan State isn't bad either
I just want the Lions to win a playoff game. Never thought I would see them win at Lambeau
>>64270111
You fucked up
Last one is number of Carr owl wins
Al pastor burritos are so delicious but make my gas smell so bad.
>>64270106
>sold out every game since 1994
Yup. We don't know loyalty. You couldn't even sell out the game in which your last playoff win happened
>>64270106
at a certain point you have to think of your own mental health, somebody who lives in detroit lives in constant fear and depression.
Actually watching the detroit lions and hoping they win every weekend would absolutely destroy any possible consistent happiness.
>>64270123
Panthers will win 3 owls
>>64270111
>This picture
Why is this still around. There's a much better one
>>64270120
I thought most people go with michigan than MSU
>>64270024
Better find a sterile qt that hasn't lost her shit because she can't reproduce
>>64269775
>since week 11
he's playing good ball right now, but this is something that he needs to do all year, not 25% of the season
>>64270164
sounds realistic
>>64270141
How about they win 1 first lad
...Hardee's is using "I'm Broken" by Pantera to advertise their A1 Thickburger....
>>64270143
Who are Blake Bortles, Allen Robinson and Allen Hurns's waifus? It's common knowledge that a waifu finds you as soon as you sign a contract with the Jaguars.
>>64270111
>blake bustles
kek what a fucking shitter. its so satisfying watching his shit college implode while his career implodes on the jags. cant wait till he becomes just another literally who
>>64270066
Spot on. AR-15 and Bortles are fucking based
>>64270106
respect to those who stick by their teams when they're not great
>>64269926
>jags
offense:
give luke joeckel away for a ham sandwich because it physically hurts to see him bodied by 30+ year old pass DEs and LBs
take beadles behind a woodshed and shoot him
defense:
get rid of clemons
don't sign andre branch to a huge contract because of the clots game
do anything to improve the pass rush. sign the best available in fa, draft one, anything
draft a free safety and an ILB to eventually replace Poz
>>64270151
Most...yes
>feels lonely man
>>64269926
>dolphins
GET A BETTER OWNER AND THAT EVERYTHING MIGHT FIX ITSELF IN A DECADE
I want the loins to win a playoff game.
>>64270178
I'm sure Phil and Vinnie need every cent they can get their hands on these days
>>64269926
Look everyone. He's contributing to the extinction of the white race.
2015 : Carolina Panthers over Pittsburgh Steelers
2016 : Arizona Cardinals over NE pats
2017 : Jacksonville Jaguars over L.A. Rams
2018 : Houston Texans over Oregon Revolutionaries
2019 : Oakland Raiders over Charlotte Panthers
2020 : San Jose Chargers over Minnesota vikes
2021 : Oakland Raiders over Minnesota vikes
2023 : Toronto Bills over Minnesota Vikings
2024 : Minnesota Vikes over Missouri Bisons
2025 : NE pats over NY Giants
2026 : Washington Senators over Oklahoma City brawlers
>>64270201
>Getting rid of Joeckel
He's very average, there's no reason to get rid of him though. He can definitely be replaced though if we have room to do it, but he's also really young and he's doing decent enough that we don't have to replace him right away
The offensive line is pretty much set once Linder comes back and Cann moves to RG which is where we drafted him to play
Actually scratch that, the line is set when we murder Wiz in his sleep
>>64270228
Your 2017 pick is horribly wrong
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64268644
What about Big Ben? Didn't he win the owl his first or second year and another soon after?
>>64270219
>tfw the cowboys robbed them with refball last year
feels bad desu
>>64270178
They should go back to the Rick and Morty ad
>>64270257
>Cowboys's season would end a week later because of the Calvin Johnson rule
Like Poetry.
>>64270229
I don't understand how a center can manage to snap the ball so badly in consecutive games
And Bowanko probably spends more time on twitter than practicing
Why is the NFC East allowed to be a division? Are they the worst division in the history of the NFL?
>>64270191
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>>64270260
That commercial made me wanna try all 5 burgers in one setting. TINY RICK
>>64269736
No, they're still Chiefs shitposters at the moment.
>>64270270
Gotta pray for the giants so the prophecy can be fulfilled
>>64269736
>implying any other fanbase has been visible during this tidal wave of delayed patsfag shitposting
>>64270291
based newfriend who is so new he doesn't remember chiefs or cowboy shitposters
>>64269937
But I'm taller than Brees...I've literally stood next to him and looked down at him...
>>64270267
I don't even really remember last year at all but wasn't Bowanko pretty okay at center?
>>64270267
it could be worse you can have mike pouncey who somehow gave the dolphins a safety in 3 consecutive games
>>64270191
>nfl career imploding
>ever
what
have been under a rock since the nixon administration
bortles has 31 tot tds
>>64270215
We tried that in Cleveland. You see the fruits of that now.
>>64270169
He's been playing well all season. His passer rating was always in the mid-to-high 90s even before he caught fire.
>dalton injured
>McCarron leads the bengals to the owl and wins it
>bengals trade dalton
>realize the next season McCarron is actually not a good QB
This is a possible time line
>>64270256
Big Ben is pretty much #2, but it's close.
>>64270312
well you are cleveland so I expect very different results.
>peypey still leads the league in interceptions
holy kek
Buncos should start peypey if they make the owl though
>>64270223
You mean every dime?
>>64270300
>implying
None of them can compare to two weeks of pent-up butthurt emanating from New England.
>>64270329
pey pey leaving the league the same way he came in
>>64269775
Have you actually watched the games? He isn't elite, at all, he is lobbing balls to dudes who are wide fucking open. I mean there are passes caught with no defender within 10 yards of his receivers, its absolutely disgusting how shit the defenses he has been playing are. Let him do that shit when a team covers his receivers and I'll finally be impressed, until then that manlet uncle tom cornball nigger can go fuck himself.
>>64270306
he was alright in run blocking but very bad in pass blocking
like DTs and NTs would frequently blow him up as soon as he snapped the ball
>captcha accepting no food or drink signs as
pictures of food
>>64270320
Very possible depending on what McCarron does next. It's hearkened before
>see naners dump smeth for Kaep
Go Jags! I'm perfectly content with how the season is going. How's your team doing /sp/?
>>64270270
nah the nfc west a few years ago back in 10' i think when the seahawks went to the playoffs with a losing record
>mfw not remembering recent football history
>>64270333
only loss that caused butthurt was against the buncos and that certainly wasn't pent up.
Buncos wouldn't have been competitive in that game if not for refball, eagles won fair and square, good for them.
>>64270332
>>64270347
Loving the jags offense bruh.
my team?they're on a slow descent in an airplane with one engine on fire
>>64270329
>buncos have to just kneel the ball to win in superbowl 50
>coach says to put peypey in for the last snap of the game
>he goes in
>fumbles the snap
>ran back for a TD
And so it was written
>>64270347
Outside of the superior 2014 rookie WR being hurt, it's been perfect.
Jeff Janis is so fucking elite.
